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I’m Not Mad, I’m Just IrritatedEpisode 99: IT'S ALMOST OVER!Life changing cliffhanger revealed!
Last episode is coming at you soon. All my wisdom is coming your way. Until then, here ya go!
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2024-02-1329 minI’m Not Mad, I’m Just IrritatedEpisode 98: The Holidaze, I'm a Grandpa, & DPS pulled me over!There are only two episodes left after today's episode! I'm marching toward 100!
Everything you need to know is in the title of the episode. I'm too lazy to write it again in the show notes. :)
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2024-01-1025 minI’m Not Mad, I’m Just IrritatedEpisode 97: My Brush with the Von ErichsIf you grew up in North Texas, you knew of the Von Erichs, a wrestling family out of Lake Dallas that filled TV screens with their wild acrobatics and Tarzan-like physiques.
I had a brush with them, quite by accident, that I'll never forget. It was, um, strange.
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2023-12-0424 minI’m Not Mad, I’m Just IrritatedEpisode 96: The Grand Gesture AKA The GraGesDid I have a heart attack...no. But I thought, "This could be it."
The Grand Gesture. It does not work. Thoughts?
Thank god for...
And the countdown is on to the end of my podcast
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2023-10-2521 minI’m Not Mad, I’m Just IrritatedEpisode 95: Only Five Episodes Left...then it's over!It's all good stuff...I doubt anyone reads the show notes! Peace!!
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2023-09-2635 minI’m Not Mad, I’m Just IrritatedEpisode 94: Did the Bank get Robbed??? No one knows.Another few weeks...more crankiness. Oh well. Shout out to Chase Bank for
the content in this episode. They are the best?
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2023-08-1425 minI’m Not Mad, I’m Just IrritatedEpisode 93: Night Shift and Becoming An OldConsider Watching one of the Greatest comedies of all time!
Plus, you're invited to my birthday party on July 19th!!
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2023-07-1234 minI’m Not Mad, I’m Just IrritatedEpisode 92: My Tonsil: A story to remember. Plus!! I was on a radio show (link in show notes)An airport Banana, A tonsil story, and I'm not lifting the lid when I pee these days...find out why.
Link to my radio appearance.
https://kxrw.fm/two-rooms-at-the-end-of-the-world-ep-15-ft-bill-flanigin-6-26-23/
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2023-06-2926 minI’m Not Mad, I’m Just IrritatedEpisode 91: Yes, I went to Hawaii and did a bunch of cool activities. And got Irritated.Did I have a wonderful time in Hawaii? Yes... a trip of a lifetime.
Did I get irritated at times? Of course.
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2023-06-0327 minI’m Not Mad, I’m Just IrritatedEpisode 90: Cologuard? Hmmm, Let's go to Vegas!Vegas Recap and another yearly physical is in the books!
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2023-05-1131 minI’m Not Mad, I’m Just IrritatedEpisode 89: Sneakers worn with suits? C'mon...be a man!The title track is brought to you by....d-bags. Also, now that I'm old, it's become
a priority to not be creepy. But if I was younger and doing the same thing...perfectly fine.
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2023-04-1025 minI’m Not Mad, I’m Just IrritatedEpisode 88: No more chalky reports! And other stuff!A format change...since let's be honest, no one really cares if my knees hurt except me!
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2023-03-3122 minI’m Not Mad, I’m Just IrritatedEpisode 87: Giraffes, Being Cool, and Hello Fresh SalmonI think the title says it all...premium content!
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2023-03-0628 minI’m Not Mad, I’m Just IrritatedEpisode 86: The Dine and Dash Dater...my hero?It's not a crime if someone pays the bill!
Study.com rejected me! And let's grab ahold of an electric fence my friends!
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2023-02-1724 minI’m Not Mad, I’m Just IrritatedEpisode 85: Sacs Magee, sung to the tune of "Faithfully" by JourneyToday, we discuss the childish humor that is Sacs Magee. Also, you can't just deposit money in the bank anymore!! Gotta call BS on that one.
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2023-01-3126 minI’m Not Mad, I’m Just IrritatedEpisode 84: UT Basketball Seizure and Tom Brady Has Too Much!The anti-sportsball episode.
What can I say? I have a plumbing leak no one can find. 1800-PedMeds has the best customer service. Plus some other stuff.
Enjoy!
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2023-01-1727 minI’m Not Mad, I’m Just IrritatedEpisode 83: Dicks on the Church ProgramToday is a premium episode. Too much content to individualize here! So just listen and enjoy.
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But...if you don't like a recurring charge on your credit card bill, I get it. How about a one time
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Whooohooo! Merry New Year!
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2022-12-2629 minI’m Not Mad, I’m Just IrritatedEpisode 82: THE GREATEST DAY OF MY LIFE!I can't even write anything without spoilers. But it involves payback and a Lexus.
Shopping Carts
RC cola and more!
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2022-12-0723 minI’m Not Mad, I’m Just IrritatedEpisode 81: I threw up in Mom's Roast PanChildhood confession time
Tip-flation solutions
Olestra caused anal leakage...and we ate it anyway!! Remember Snackwells?
And more!
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2022-11-2827 minI’m Not Mad, I’m Just IrritatedEpisode 80: Mustard Sucks, but I Love the Time ChangeWhat happens when you order a burger plain and, for some reason, get a boatload of mustard on it? Find out.
Also, I like when it gets dark early! Why? Because I'm retired! Also, Goose Gossage.
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2022-11-1130 minI’m Not Mad, I’m Just IrritatedEpisode 79: My Eyes!!! Working for Free and Randall's and being Naked PeopleTalking about my eye surgery! I can SEE! Plus thinking back on my 70s classmates that suffered
from "lazy eye." What happened to that whole thing? Tons of premium content. Enjoy!
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2022-10-2727 minI’m Not Mad, I’m Just IrritatedEpisode 78: A Job Fail. I blame the CHALK! Plus, a Constitution CarWelcome new patron Gray Moosavi! He knows premium content.
Today's episode is brought to you by standing at work for 7 hours. That's no bueno.
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2022-10-1326 minI’m Not Mad, I’m Just IrritatedEpisode 77: I Peed in a Cup. Fingers Crossed on my Drug Screening!Evil Mopac shares my DM on Twitter about lazy Westlake people and their propensity to waste money on doing
things they are too lazy to do themselves.
Buying Jeans online seems like an impossibility and much more! Yes, I really did pee in a cup! And handed a warm, frothy
cup of Urine to a hot chick nurse.
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2022-10-0426 minI’m Not Mad, I’m Just IrritatedBonus Update Episode 76Just listen. It’s only a minute. Takes me longer to type a description
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2022-10-0101 minI’m Not Mad, I’m Just IrritatedEpisode 76: A GoFundMe incident! Plus a Job Hunt!I, because of by generous nature, donated to a GoFundMe campaign that I instantly regretted. My punishment
for being so nice!
An English teacher scam and...Job Hunting with The Flan!
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2022-09-2227 minI’m Not Mad, I’m Just IrritatedEpisode 75: A collision with a camouflaged painted car?So much premium content...free of charge. Of course, feel free to become a sponsor and get a weekly shoutout!
Today's episode talks about a special form of doofus that paints his car camo. Also, do I need a job? Listen to a strange
but true recent job interview I just experienced. Fantasy Football is fucking stupid and much more!!
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2022-09-0925 minI’m Not Mad, I’m Just IrritatedEpisode 74: The TruGreen Guy Yelled at Me!It's hard to get good help...especially at TruGreen apparently. Oddly, I wasn't Mad OR Irritated by him. I was simply mystified.
Also: Now That's What I Call Music (A compilation music CD) is up to...listen to find out the number.NO Spoilers!
A Home for Harry Styles is bittersweet.
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2022-08-2627 minI’m Not Mad, I’m Just IrritatedEpisode 73: I just want to buy a damn cookie!My adventure to get a cookie at Crumbl. Also, Jackets...TV shows that include Texting...and Plaster Casts!!
Hop on board and enjoy the bellyaching! Cheers!
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2022-08-1322 minI’m Not Mad, I’m Just IrritatedEpisode 72: Trauma in a Public RestroomSo much is going down. I can dig it, but I'm maybe not hip to the scene, man.
Today is premium content galore. Trauma at a urinal. Old people's sexual adventures and more.
Listen, Share, and Support you rat bastards.
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2022-07-2926 minI’m Not Mad, I’m Just IrritatedEpisode 71: A Stink Pickle EncounterYes, today I relate the story of a Stink Pickle encounter. Is your job contributing to and making the world a better place?
A sports card story of epic proportions. AND MORE!
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2022-07-1227 min
I’m Not Mad, I’m Just IrritatedEpisode 70: DHL, A Blankie at the Movie, And a Chalky Explosion!So many irritations. Why does DHL even try? Why do people bring their damn Blankets to the movie
theater? It's chilly in there...just wear long pants and a decent shirt. And shittin' in the water fountains!
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2022-07-0125 minI’m Not Mad, I’m Just IrritatedEpisode 69: Special Father's Day Guests...Will and Samantha (I made those humans!)Today's episode involves a few musings, as well as a couple of fatherhood interactions with my children as we discuss my finest moments as a father! You don't want to miss this!
Rate, Review, and Support. Why? Why the heck not!? It's premium content!
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2022-06-1738 minI’m Not Mad, I’m Just IrritatedEpisode 68: A Trampoline Next Door, My Misspelled Name, and a Life-Changing DecisionHow do you live your life when you hit your 50s? I have your answer. Planning another trip to
Vegas, misspelling my name and a few other goodies. Don't miss out!! Rate, Share, and Support me! I
need taco money!!
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2022-06-0125 minI’m Not Mad, I’m Just IrritatedEpisode 67: Crafting at the Library, A Wedding, and all Premium Content!Your next episode is here! I don't want to spoil all the greatness of it...just have a listen!
Shout out to my Patrons: Allison Crow, Matt Bierds, Ray Bellant, Will Flanigin, Mariah Johnson,
and Johnny Shrader!!
Leave me a message on the app or online and I'll play your voice mail on my show!
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2022-05-0922 minI’m Not Mad, I’m Just IrritatedEpisode 66: My Buddy is sending his boy off to college. My advice...Let's recap my Oklahoma casino adventure.
My pal is sending his son off to college. Here is my advice.
I'm getting a pool I don't really want.
How about a rate, review, or sponsorship?
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2022-04-2225 minI’m Not Mad, I’m Just IrritatedEpisode 65: Peeing in a Pringles CanPringles vs Stax! A pringles saga from my youth. Did you know that Pringles were invented in 1968! A year
before we put a man on the moon. Just one year! In other words, it was almost as hard to make a Pringle as
it was to send men to our moon. Anyway, this isn't totally about that. But buckle up!
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2022-04-0724 minI’m Not Mad, I’m Just IrritatedEpisode 64: I sat next to a thruple at a Judas Priest ConcertJudas Priest: Rocking and head banging for over 50 Years! Enjoy my
tale of attending The Priest...in a white t-shirt. Apparently, that's a no go.
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2022-03-2122 minI’m Not Mad, I’m Just IrritatedEpisode 63: Mystery Episode. What will I discuss?Today, I'm in a feisty mood, sorta kinda, anyway. Hear me go into great detail about stuff
that does not matter. Like my buddy E who saves water by peeing outside. The baseball
work stoppage (lockout technically). Upcoming physical with my pal, Dr. Paul Berg!
Don't miss out. Oh, and rate and review and pass this podcast along you bastards!
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2022-02-2831 minI’m Not Mad, I’m Just IrritatedEpisode 62: Vegas Recap and The Rock's Workout ObsessionIn today's episode, I detail a black bean incident. It's Premium Content!!
Vegas Recap: $$$ Lost, $$$ Won, an okay (but expensive) steak
The Rock completes two workouts by 7 am. Screw that man, that's insane!
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2022-02-1122 minI’m Not Mad, I’m Just IrritatedEpisode 61: I Had the "The Cove", Plus...Headed out to Vegas!Guys, I'm headed out to Vegas on Friday! Yes, I will be seeing STYX!! My buddy
Ray, Matt, and I will enjoy a fun-filled trip (along with Allison and her pals) at the Paris Hotel.
Plus...Flag People
Plus...is it the end of the road for my podcast???
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2022-01-2427 minI’m Not Mad, I’m Just IrritatedEpisode 60: An Asteroid Will Hit the Earth!!Today, I'm taking a deep dive into Jack Parker Saves the World. Let's talk about both ends of the story's spectrum: Killing the Planet and Falling in Love. Two Storylines---one book.
The science behind Jack Parker is rooted in Physics... real-life laws of motion. There is space history involved.
And of course, love. Because a man that saves the world must surely be good at everything, especially love, right? Well, not
really. Love is harder than piloting a rocket into deep space apparently.
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2022-01-0423 minI’m Not Mad, I’m Just IrritatedEpisode 59: A Christmas Miracle!Premium content for today:
Two top 10 childhood Christmas memories of my youth! You gotta hear about it to believe it.
The 70s was a wild time for Christmas shenanigans.
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2021-12-2623 minI’m Not Mad, I’m Just IrritatedEpisode 58: Happy Birthday Balloon Displays in the Yard? We're doing this now?Welcome to episode 58...where I discuss the disturbing trend of wishing your three-year-old a happy
birthday by displaying a massive balloon array in the shape of the age of your kiddo! Balloons in the blow-holes of all the marine mammals!!
I also discuss a disturbing encounter I had with a woman at Taco Cabana! Not a Karen moment, but disturbing nonetheless.
Podcast recommendations for y'all! I've done the searching and you benefit.
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2021-12-1321 minI’m Not Mad, I’m Just IrritatedEpisode 57: A Happy Moment for The Flan? But also irritations...My daughter got married! It was a very special day. But don't worry, I do have some non-wedding day
irritations to share! Happy Thanksgiving everyone!
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2021-11-2331 minI’m Not Mad, I’m Just IrritatedEpisode 56: A Tale of Two Concerts (NSFW) And a Literal Cry for Help!Psychedelic Furs and Christopher Cross. What could go wrong?
And I hear a Cry for Help at 5am. Listen to how I spring into action.
Listen to find out how much I don't like people at concerts either.
Enjoy the Premium content!!
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2021-11-0728 minI’m Not Mad, I’m Just IrritatedEpisode 55: I Decline to Participate. Plus, a Jacuzzi for my BallsThis is the premium content you've asked for. I could tell you all about it, but then
why would you even listen? You know it's true.
THERE IS A POLL FOR YOU TO TAKE! DO IT NOW!
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2021-10-2122 minI’m Not Mad, I’m Just IrritatedEpisode 54: Those Cliché Posts on FB bug me. Plus More Premium Content!I can't see the lines on the road anymore! Can someone paint fresh marks on the road??
Plus, cliche sayings I've collected on FB!!
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2021-10-0625 minI’m Not Mad, I’m Just IrritatedEpisode 53: The Definitive History of the USBR (and possible stolen valor!)Today's episode is one for the books! Around 1974 (I was in 4th or 5th grade), several of us kids in the neighborhood started a branch of the military known (to us) as the USBR. The United States Backup Reserve Army. This is an accounting of our training rituals and how we rewarded our efforts with medals for valor as well as promotions! Until now, this had been a closely guarded, deep state, military secret.
Enjoy every word! Also...PayPal me at bflanigin@gmail.com.
Cheers everyone!!
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2021-09-2030 minI’m Not Mad, I’m Just IrritatedEpisode 52: Not Marking Myself Safe from A-holesToday, I bitch about Kombucha Tea, which my wife recently discovered, and now apparently we have to buy it.
Also, a saga that is full of irritations. Frozen shoulder! Rocky Potato is living a charmed life and more!
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2021-09-0827 minI’m Not Mad, I’m Just IrritatedEpisode 51: Contemplating my own Death. Plus, I Work Out! Not so much, just occasionally.The irritations in this episode are epic and too numerous to mention within the character limits of the description. JUST CHECK IT OUT, MOFOS!
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2021-08-2520 minI’m Not Mad, I’m Just IrritatedEpisode 50: Travel BluesCancelled Flights and juggling refunds. Flight credits are no Bueno. Class Reunion notes and I jumped off a cliff. Premium content!!
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2021-08-1728 minI’m Not Mad, I’m Just IrritatedEpisode 49: I’m headed to Michigan.Mower advice. My buddy Ray’s groovy pad. Audi and Amazon musings. Flying first class bitches!
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2021-08-0526 minI’m Not Mad, I’m Just IrritatedEpisode 48: Space Douchebags & My Birthday / Welcome Mariah and Alec as Sponsors!Billionaires in space and my birthday...what more can you ask? An Accidental Dump? Listen for more information...
New Sponsor!! Mariah and Alec. They know premium content!
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2021-07-2325 minI’m Not Mad, I’m Just IrritatedEpisode 47: I survived Fireworks. Plus! The Bed is Still in the Road! Much MorePremium content galore!
Bed in the road report.
Rocky is getting up too early.
Fireworks in my new city. NOT ALLOWED! I'll tell you all about it.
Chalky Chalk report is BACK!
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2021-07-0624 minI’m Not Mad, I’m Just IrritatedEpisode 46: There's a bed in the road!!The irritations continue! A bed in the road, and no one will move it. Our tax dollars at work!
Plus, Austin FC played its first home game and it was an exciting 0-0 DRAW! Highlights upcoming.
Weather Map irritations. People answering the phone then saying they can't talk! (That's dumb.)
MORE~ Listen, Rate, Review, and Support :)
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2021-06-2323 minI’m Not Mad, I’m Just IrritatedEpisode 45: I went to Walmart. Nuff Said.PREMIUM CONTENT!!
I did go to Walmart. The greeter and I exchanged a moment. Plus lots
of douchery in this week's episode!! LOTs!
Please recommend, rate, and if you feel like it, support me by becoming a patron. (as little as 99 cents a month!)
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2021-06-1424 minI’m Not Mad, I’m Just IrritatedEpisode 44: I’m a podcast guest! Link in show notes! Good Times!Today, I’m a guest on Growth Plan, a podcast hosted by two high school teachers up in the North Texas area. Today- they talk to me! Give it a listen. 😊
https://open.spotify.com/episode/1rKrdFaDwH2o9V0DXvKElU?si=WQf_FEBBTmW3vqLzwRNHFA&dl_branch=1
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2021-06-0902 minI’m Not Mad, I’m Just IrritatedEpisode 43: Tales of the Mascara Mustache. It's NO JOKE!College Confessional: Tales of my mascara enhanced mustache.
Also: Giraffes, Concerts Returning, Watching YouTube videos that terrify me and
more! Please Rate and Review. Support. And definitely leave me a voice mail!
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2021-06-0124 minI’m Not Mad, I’m Just IrritatedEpisode 42: The Price of Dignity, plus a Trip to Vegas!Dignity costs fifty dollars on Spirit Airlines. Seriously.
Plus, there is NO COVID in Vegas apparently!
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2021-05-2221 minI’m Not Mad, I’m Just IrritatedEpisode 41: Mother's Day on FB in for crazy people! Plus--News of the weird.Episode 41 is LIVE! Today, we talk about Mother's Day on Facebook. People that
post the bike routes they just peddled on social media. News of the weird-gaming the system and
getting trampled by the animals you're actually hunting! I love when that happens!
Subscribe, Rate, Promote, and Support, please?
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2021-05-1020 minI’m Not Mad, I’m Just IrritatedEpisode 40: Premium Content Galore! Casino Update and info on man with World's Largest PenisMom turned 88 years old and we hit the Casino! But first, I checked on my cousin Danny and
ate a meal at Arby's. Full report included. Also...I won some dough at the Casino!
Man with the Largest Penis in the world info...spoiler alert: He may live in his mom's basement.
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2021-04-3025 minI’m Not Mad, I’m Just IrritatedEpisode 39: My Recommendations-Podcasts you can't miss. The Best out there!I listen to a ton of podcasts. Today I'm sharing a few of my favorite ones. I've sorted through the crap
so you don't have to!
American Skyjacker
MoBituaries
Down the Hill
Dr. Death (season 2)
Your Own Backyard
Business Wars
The Wild
Chicano Squad
The Clown and the Candyman (I didn't mention this one in the show...it's too creepy.)
Finding Cleo
The Edge (Baseball Fans-Astros cheating scandal. Even if you don't follow baseball, this i...
2021-04-1922 minI’m Not Mad, I’m Just IrritatedEpisode 37: Weird News, Man Vests, and a Beaver SightingToday we talk about so many premium topics. Do you know a FB friend that has to trumpet celebrity deaths right away like they are breaking news on the FB wall? What's up with that?
Weird news: Penny Payment, Avengers Endgame, and a Beaver sighting on the subway
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2021-04-0922 minI’m Not Mad, I’m Just IrritatedEpisode 36: I'M COMING OUT ON MY PODCAST! Hear about my epic $17,853 jackpot at the casino!I'm coming out, not as gay, but as a man who just purchased some Old Navy Jeans...which is probably worse.
I'm leaving Levi's brand. Hear why today!
Epic Chalky Chalk report.
Casino FEVER! Hear about my $17,853 Jackpot.
Support me! Why not man? :)
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2021-03-2830 minI’m Not Mad, I’m Just IrritatedEpisode 35: Today, I'm talking like an Australian, Plus Murder Tips!So much premium content today. I'm sharing with you Murder Tips I've gleaned from watching and listening to
too many murder shows. Not only that, but I have another beef about your crappy driving. Music thoughts and
more!
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2021-03-1627 minI’m Not Mad, I’m Just IrritatedEpisode 34: My Promise to God (very sketchy promise) and More!Today, we talk about restaurants that make you "pick your protein".
Texas Chili Parlour is overrated, sorry not sorry.
A tad more penis talk.
and a very strange promise to God that I made during Texas' horrible winter storm.
This is, without a doubt, premium content! Please support me, man. C'mon! Fill me with Glee!
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2021-03-0927 minI’m Not Mad, I’m Just IrritatedEpisode 33: Crest Optic White, Chainsaw Manliness, My Crappy FB Feed and More!!Today's PREMIUM CONTENT!!
Buying from Groupon is not easy...there's nothing there worth buying. But I had to spend 42.00 so I bought
Poop Bags for my dogs.
My FB feed is awful! You need to step up your game.
Outhouse Bear
Crest Optic White vs Charcoal Toothpaste!!
ONE YEAR anniversary coming up.
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2021-03-0426 minI’m Not Mad, I’m Just IrritatedEpisode 32: The Texas Thaw! Superman, The Movie; Cocaine Corn Flakes!Greetings from the formerly Frozen Tundra of Central Texas! We are okay.
Today, a look back at the 1979 movie, Superman Da Film! Cocaine Corn Flakes and more!
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2021-02-2321 minI’m Not Mad, I’m Just IrritatedEpisode 31: Polar Vortex in Texas. Asshat of the Week. Crime in Space and more!I'm freezing here in Texas! IT's SEVEN degrees! WTH? No power for six hours, then
when it came back on I downed three cups of coffee so I'm wired. I thought...Make a Podcast so
here I am!
Also: Asshat of the day. Criminal Astronaut in space?! Chalky Chalk Scale.
Draft Kings is stupid...I tried it.
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2021-02-1519 minI’m Not Mad, I’m Just IrritatedEpisode 30: Bangs, Skydiving, Penis Nose, Red Delicious Apples are a Scam and more!!PREMIUM CONTENT!!
Today's premium content topics include:
Bangs are never a good idea. I don't get skydiving. Brimless Caps. Looking at your butt in the mirror. Tushy
and a new segment! Gotta listen to find out what it is though!
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2021-02-0826 minI’m Not Mad, I’m Just IrritatedEpisode 29: John Bennardo, Writer & Filmmaker is our Guest. NEW INTRO and OUTRO!Guys! Today's PREMIUM CONTENT features a special guest, John Bennardo. John
is a writer and filmmaker. We met several years ago when I wrote a piece on his documentary about the 2 Dollar Bill.
The film is available for FREE on YouTube. Here's a link to his Channel
2021-02-0239 minI’m Not Mad, I’m Just IrritatedEpisode 28: Butt Fish and Bernie MemesSo today, there is a lot to unpack. First, take a listen to my Fake, Santa Rita Ranch commercial! The ads show up regularly on television here in the Austin area. I thought I'd let you know what living here is REALLY like. (Yes, I've moved.)
Today: Methuselah's teeth, Horses in trailers for the first time, Spiney Fish in the Butt, and...
I'm not sorry that I don't think the Bernie meme is funny. It's mildly amusing at best and I got attacked on The FaceBook
for having that opinion. I definitely needed...
2021-01-2524 minI’m Not Mad, I’m Just IrritatedEpisode 27: Premium Content Continues! Sewer Brewery in Alabama, Douche Patrol and MoreThings that exist apparently: Lasso Snakes, A Winery in a Sewage Plant, Covid in my Ice Cream, and more.
What's an Engine Brake? Don't tell me. Baby Car Seat Contraception and so much more!
What the hell is Horsepower anyway?
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2021-01-1922 minI’m Not Mad, I’m Just IrritatedEpisode 26: I May Be Psychotic & Someone is out to get me!Today's Episode of premium content includes:
Picking up my HEB order and scoring some free Q-tips. This made my day because I'm losing it.
Another installment of "Yeah, I don't get it". CRAFT BEERS-Jim will explain it all to me.
Last---John Wiggins is out to KILL ME!!
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2021-01-1232 minI’m Not Mad, I’m Just IrritatedEpisode 25: "Yeah, I Don't Get IT?" Introducing a new segment to the show!Today, along with a few observations (I am no longer calling them rants. People are dumb and
I'm just pointing it out) we will introduce a new segment to the show called, "Yeah, I don't get it?"
Today's "I Don't get it?" segment involves the massive popularity of Harry Potter.
Plus: Happy New Year to the firework assholes and I'm gonna defend Nickelback!
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2021-01-0427 minI’m Not Mad, I’m Just IrritatedEpisode 24: It's A Christmas Miracle Episode!Guys...let's just say this episode is premium content, okay?
Humans. Last-minute gift giving via Walgreen's or CVS. Ruining things makes you a bad person! Things I've ruined. Sleeping with Robots is not cheating. AND so much more!
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2020-12-2524 minI’m Not Mad, I’m Just IrritatedEpisode 23: Danny Flanigin---Working at the Nugget Factory and livin' the simple life. One I Envy!!This episode is a DEEP DIVE into the life of my cousin, Danny. Danny works in a chicken nugget factory. I asked him
if he's ever seen a live chicken making a break for it at the factory. Want to know the answer? Well, give this episode a listen!
Also, I stalk Danny when he's at church by watching the live stream on FB. Don't worry, I get something out of it, but when I see him, I text him.
Will he answer the text while sitting IN church? Listen to find out.
Plus: Arby's, Wolf Brand Chili, The Moody B...
2020-12-1945 minI’m Not Mad, I’m Just IrritatedEpisode 22: Let’s check in on some rants. It’s been too long. Hate message! Fun stuff!Fancy pens. Tom Waits??, A Complaint about my Coats for Kids observation. A plane almost crashed into my face live on air and more!!
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2020-12-1520 minI’m Not Mad, I’m Just IrritatedEpisode 21: A Teacher / Student Chat 36 Years in the MakingDawn Minke was a student in my ever class...in 1986! As a first-year teacher fresh out of college, I landed a job at Borman Elementary in Denton, Texas teaching 4th grade. It was the wild west of teaching back then. No computers anywhere on campus. No copy machines (we still used dittos). In fact, if I was ever sick, I had to call the principal directly so he could get me a sub.
In this episode, we compare memories from that year, as well as chat about teaching, because guess what? Dawn is a high school math te...
2020-12-0851 minI’m Not Mad, I’m Just IrritatedEpisode 20: Levi’s, Coats, & ChristmasThe most expensive Christmas present I bought was for me!!! Plus Levi’s need to be in your pant rotation, coats for kids, and...are we still doing Christmas cards these days??
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2020-12-0227 minI’m Not Mad, I’m Just IrritatedEpisode 19: Talking Music with The Voice of the Texas Rangers, Eric NadelEric Nadel is the Hall of Fame voice of the Texas Rangers, but he also has a passion for music. Today we
take a virtual road trip in a 1976 Camaro, with T-tops off of course, and rap about the classic rock music we love.
Springsteen, Petty Stones, Beatles, --and many more. Best band that shares a name with a city, state, or continent? We
have the answer. Best (and worst) concert experiences. Bands we've seen more than any other. A few words about Hal
Ketchum, who sadly passed away today. Both...
2020-11-2451 minI’m Not Mad, I’m Just IrritatedEpisode 18: Second grade adventures. “A Teacher”on Hulu. Making out with the principal. Must listen!In this episode we explore: Three sessions in 2nd grade speech class. Accusations I made out with the principal in the copy room. “A Teacher” on Hulu and why I’m obsessed. Upcoming interview you won’t want to miss. Leave me a voice mail at 512-466-0203! Thanks and consider supporting the podcast!
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2020-11-1726 minI’m Not Mad, I’m Just IrritatedEpisode 17: Nips Magee. My wife may stab me. Cheese is a person, not just a food. And more!!I’m quite sure my wife is gonna stab me in my sleep because she doesn’t think I’m funny anymore. As a result, I’ll keep repeating my funny sayings until she finally discovers the humor. I know a guy in high school named Cheese. Hoarder Mitch gets some advice and more!! Don’t miss out and please tell a friend.
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2020-11-0623 minI’m Not Mad, I’m Just IrritatedEpisode 16: The Penis EpisodeLet’s talk about penises.
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2020-10-2118 minI’m Not Mad, I’m Just IrritatedEpisode 15: It’s a 1972 kind of day. I’m riding around on my Huffy and find a discarded menthol!!Buying flowers for your lady. The dude in the 1970 Chevelle tossed a cool menthol at your feet. Receipts for M&M’s? Outside people and more!!
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2020-10-1322 minI’m Not Mad, I’m Just IrritatedEpisode 14: $60 bags of dog food? Watching all the murder shows has warped me...My dog Rocky quit eating his $60 bag of dog food. It’s just not good enough for him I guess. Plus, I seem to always root for the murderer when I watch the murder channels. I’m horrible. Oh, and break down your boxes ladies!!
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2020-10-0620 minI’m Not Mad, I’m Just IrritatedEpisode 13: Warning! Gross content. Do not listen during dining.A confession 35 years in the making. Grand Funk Railroad. Disc Golf Update. Digging Uranus.
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2020-09-2424 minI’m Not Mad, I’m Just IrritatedEpisode 12: I rented a U-Haul and moved. Pretty sure I tore an ab muscle I didn’t know I had.Best episode ever? Perhaps. Trips vs Vacations? What’s the difference? Walking to raise awareness. More great stuff. By the way, episode ends abruptly because Matt called and my phone stopped recording this episode. I wasn’t even mad OR irritated. I was mostly done anyway.
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2020-09-0222 minI’m Not Mad, I’m Just IrritatedEpisode 11: Athletes, Don’t dye your hair yellow unless you’re a badass.Today we explore: FB Swap pages, Dodge Caravans, my high tech set-up, low tire pressure indicator and much more!!
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2020-08-0622 minI’m Not Mad, I’m Just IrritatedEpisode 10: Grown ass men wearing jerseys, puffy furniture, and the Wreck of the Edmund FitzgeraldToday’s stellar episode feature listener mail. Plus I make my case to permanently retire Stairway to Heaven and replace it in rotation with a Gordon Lightfoot classic!!
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2020-07-2125 minI’m Not Mad, I’m Just IrritatedEpisode 9: Happy Independence Day! General Irritations like old rock stars and your kids.Episode 9 you bastards! Topics included today: the beach is stupid, your kids begging to spend the night at their friend’s house, old rock stars that once loved sticking it to the man-but have now become the man, trash men are badass, and I’m thinking of renouncing my TEXAS RANGERS fandom.
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2020-07-0331 minI’m Not Mad, I’m Just IrritatedEpisode 8: A Child Murder Forgotten part 2This episode follows up on the murder of 15 month-old Tami Michelle Wasaff at the hands of her uncle, Benjamin Eugene Jackson, Jr. in 1983. It’s a sad, tragic, and shocking story. --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/appSupport this podcast: https://anchor.fm/bill-flanigin/support
2020-06-2333 minI’m Not Mad, I’m Just IrritatedEpisode 7: Low T, Mattresses, Model Cars and other means of torture!Did you know your penis shrinks when you get old? That’s bullshit! Plus, don’t you hate when your work makes you read a book.
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2020-06-1120 minI’m Not Mad, I’m Just IrritatedEpisode 6: A Child Murder ForgottenIn 1983, a fraternity brother of mine was arrested and charged with the murder of his 15 month-old niece. No one ever heard from or about him again. His name does not show up on any internet search that I’ve conducted. --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/appSupport this podcast: https://anchor.fm/bill-flanigin/support
2020-05-1931 minI’m Not Mad, I’m Just IrritatedEpisode 5: Quit Telling Me it’s Star Wars Day...and No, You Can’t have a Birth Month-You Get a Day!Movember. Star Wars Day. Birth Months! Mother’s Day and More!!
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2020-05-1325 minI’m Not Mad, I’m Just IrritatedEpisode 4: Shout Out to my Listener in Greece! And more airing of irritations.The irritations continue from episode 3. But soon, maybe, we rejoice!
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2020-04-2424 minI’m Not Mad, I’m Just IrritatedEpisode 3: A partial list of irritations.As the title of the podcast suggests, episode 3 shows how a man that looks at the world systemically gets slightly irritated by folks with no clue.
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2020-04-1640 minI’m Not Mad, I’m Just IrritatedEpisode 2: The eBay Life: Ichiro and HubcapsHas someone ever suggested you should side hustle dough through selling on eBay? It’s mostly bullshit. I’ve been selling on eBay for 22 years. Here’s what you should know. Also, Hear the story of when I accidentally sold my ex-wife’s hubcap!
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2020-04-0635 minI’m Not Mad, I’m Just IrritatedEpisode 1 “A Fly in the Ointment: My Career in a Texas Public School System”Ever get labeled as “having an attitude problem?” Most of the time that’s not the case with people. Put simply, folks get labeled as “not a team player” or “squeaky wheel” when bosses get called on their bullshit. Happens all the time-especially in public schools.
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2020-03-2735 minI’m Not Mad, I’m Just IrritatedI’m Not Mad, I’m Just Irritated (Trailer)---
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