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I’m Not Mad, I’m Just Irritated
Episode 99: IT'S ALMOST OVER!
Life changing cliffhanger revealed! Last episode is coming at you soon. All my wisdom is coming your way. Until then, here ya go! --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/bill-flanigin/support
2024-02-13
29 min
I’m Not Mad, I’m Just Irritated
Episode 98: The Holidaze, I'm a Grandpa, & DPS pulled me over!
There are only two episodes left after today's episode! I'm marching toward 100! Everything you need to know is in the title of the episode. I'm too lazy to write it again in the show notes. :) --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/bill-flanigin/support
2024-01-10
25 min
I’m Not Mad, I’m Just Irritated
Episode 97: My Brush with the Von Erichs
If you grew up in North Texas, you knew of the Von Erichs, a wrestling family out of Lake Dallas that filled TV screens with their wild acrobatics and Tarzan-like physiques. I had a brush with them, quite by accident, that I'll never forget. It was, um, strange. --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/bill-flanigin/support
2023-12-04
24 min
I’m Not Mad, I’m Just Irritated
Episode 96: The Grand Gesture AKA The GraGes
Did I have a heart attack...no. But I thought, "This could be it." The Grand Gesture. It does not work. Thoughts? Thank god for... And the countdown is on to the end of my podcast --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/bill-flanigin/support
2023-10-25
21 min
I’m Not Mad, I’m Just Irritated
Episode 95: Only Five Episodes Left...then it's over!
It's all good stuff...I doubt anyone reads the show notes! Peace!! --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/bill-flanigin/support
2023-09-26
35 min
I’m Not Mad, I’m Just Irritated
Episode 94: Did the Bank get Robbed??? No one knows.
Another few weeks...more crankiness. Oh well. Shout out to Chase Bank for the content in this episode. They are the best? --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/bill-flanigin/support
2023-08-14
25 min
I’m Not Mad, I’m Just Irritated
Episode 93: Night Shift and Becoming An Old
Consider Watching one of the Greatest comedies of all time! Plus, you're invited to my birthday party on July 19th!! --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/bill-flanigin/support
2023-07-12
34 min
I’m Not Mad, I’m Just Irritated
Episode 92: My Tonsil: A story to remember. Plus!! I was on a radio show (link in show notes)
An airport Banana, A tonsil story, and I'm not lifting the lid when I pee these days...find out why. Link to my radio appearance. https://kxrw.fm/two-rooms-at-the-end-of-the-world-ep-15-ft-bill-flanigin-6-26-23/ --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/bill-flanigin/support
2023-06-29
26 min
I’m Not Mad, I’m Just Irritated
Episode 91: Yes, I went to Hawaii and did a bunch of cool activities. And got Irritated.
Did I have a wonderful time in Hawaii? Yes... a trip of a lifetime. Did I get irritated at times? Of course. --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/bill-flanigin/support
2023-06-03
27 min
I’m Not Mad, I’m Just Irritated
Episode 90: Cologuard? Hmmm, Let's go to Vegas!
Vegas Recap and another yearly physical is in the books! --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/bill-flanigin/support
2023-05-11
31 min
I’m Not Mad, I’m Just Irritated
Episode 89: Sneakers worn with suits? C'mon...be a man!
The title track is brought to you by....d-bags. Also, now that I'm old, it's become a priority to not be creepy. But if I was younger and doing the same thing...perfectly fine. --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/bill-flanigin/support
2023-04-10
25 min
I’m Not Mad, I’m Just Irritated
Episode 88: No more chalky reports! And other stuff!
A format change...since let's be honest, no one really cares if my knees hurt except me! --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/bill-flanigin/support
2023-03-31
22 min
I’m Not Mad, I’m Just Irritated
Episode 87: Giraffes, Being Cool, and Hello Fresh Salmon
I think the title says it all...premium content! --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/bill-flanigin/support
2023-03-06
28 min
I’m Not Mad, I’m Just Irritated
Episode 86: The Dine and Dash Dater...my hero?
It's not a crime if someone pays the bill! Study.com rejected me! And let's grab ahold of an electric fence my friends! --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/bill-flanigin/support
2023-02-17
24 min
I’m Not Mad, I’m Just Irritated
Episode 85: Sacs Magee, sung to the tune of "Faithfully" by Journey
Today, we discuss the childish humor that is Sacs Magee. Also, you can't just deposit money in the bank anymore!! Gotta call BS on that one. --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/bill-flanigin/support
2023-01-31
26 min
I’m Not Mad, I’m Just Irritated
Episode 84: UT Basketball Seizure and Tom Brady Has Too Much!
The anti-sportsball episode. What can I say? I have a plumbing leak no one can find. 1800-PedMeds has the best customer service. Plus some other stuff. Enjoy! --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/bill-flanigin/support
2023-01-17
27 min
I’m Not Mad, I’m Just Irritated
Episode 83: Dicks on the Church Program
Today is a premium episode. Too much content to individualize here! So just listen and enjoy. Oh, and sponsor me for as low as 99 cents a month! (Don't be a cheapy) But...if you don't like a recurring charge on your credit card bill, I get it. How about a one time donation via Venmo?! @bill-flanigin Whooohooo! Merry New Year! --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/bill-flanigin/support
2022-12-26
29 min
I’m Not Mad, I’m Just Irritated
Episode 82: THE GREATEST DAY OF MY LIFE!
I can't even write anything without spoilers. But it involves payback and a Lexus. Shopping Carts RC cola and more! --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/bill-flanigin/support
2022-12-07
23 min
I’m Not Mad, I’m Just Irritated
Episode 81: I threw up in Mom's Roast Pan
Childhood confession time Tip-flation solutions Olestra caused anal leakage...and we ate it anyway!! Remember Snackwells? And more! --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/bill-flanigin/support
2022-11-28
27 min
I’m Not Mad, I’m Just Irritated
Episode 80: Mustard Sucks, but I Love the Time Change
What happens when you order a burger plain and, for some reason, get a boatload of mustard on it? Find out. Also, I like when it gets dark early! Why? Because I'm retired! Also, Goose Gossage. --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/bill-flanigin/support
2022-11-11
30 min
I’m Not Mad, I’m Just Irritated
Episode 79: My Eyes!!! Working for Free and Randall's and being Naked People
Talking about my eye surgery! I can SEE! Plus thinking back on my 70s classmates that suffered from "lazy eye." What happened to that whole thing? Tons of premium content. Enjoy! --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/bill-flanigin/support
2022-10-27
27 min
I’m Not Mad, I’m Just Irritated
Episode 78: A Job Fail. I blame the CHALK! Plus, a Constitution Car
Welcome new patron Gray Moosavi! He knows premium content. Today's episode is brought to you by standing at work for 7 hours. That's no bueno. Keep listening for more details! --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/bill-flanigin/support
2022-10-13
26 min
I’m Not Mad, I’m Just Irritated
Episode 77: I Peed in a Cup. Fingers Crossed on my Drug Screening!
Evil Mopac shares my DM on Twitter about lazy Westlake people and their propensity to waste money on doing things they are too lazy to do themselves. Buying Jeans online seems like an impossibility and much more! Yes, I really did pee in a cup! And handed a warm, frothy cup of Urine to a hot chick nurse. --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/bill-flanigin/support
2022-10-04
26 min
I’m Not Mad, I’m Just Irritated
Bonus Update Episode 76
Just listen. It’s only a minute. Takes me longer to type a description --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/bill-flanigin/support
2022-10-01
01 min
I’m Not Mad, I’m Just Irritated
Episode 76: A GoFundMe incident! Plus a Job Hunt!
I, because of by generous nature, donated to a GoFundMe campaign that I instantly regretted. My punishment for being so nice! An English teacher scam and...Job Hunting with The Flan! --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/bill-flanigin/support
2022-09-22
27 min
I’m Not Mad, I’m Just Irritated
Episode 75: A collision with a camouflaged painted car?
So much premium content...free of charge. Of course, feel free to become a sponsor and get a weekly shoutout! Today's episode talks about a special form of doofus that paints his car camo. Also, do I need a job? Listen to a strange but true recent job interview I just experienced. Fantasy Football is fucking stupid and much more!! --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/bill-flanigin/support
2022-09-09
25 min
I’m Not Mad, I’m Just Irritated
Episode 74: The TruGreen Guy Yelled at Me!
It's hard to get good help...especially at TruGreen apparently. Oddly, I wasn't Mad OR Irritated by him. I was simply mystified. Also: Now That's What I Call Music (A compilation music CD) is up to...listen to find out the number.NO Spoilers! A Home for Harry Styles is bittersweet. --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/bill-flanigin/support
2022-08-26
27 min
I’m Not Mad, I’m Just Irritated
Episode 73: I just want to buy a damn cookie!
My adventure to get a cookie at Crumbl. Also, Jackets...TV shows that include Texting...and Plaster Casts!! Hop on board and enjoy the bellyaching! Cheers! --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/bill-flanigin/support
2022-08-13
22 min
I’m Not Mad, I’m Just Irritated
Episode 72: Trauma in a Public Restroom
So much is going down. I can dig it, but I'm maybe not hip to the scene, man. Today is premium content galore. Trauma at a urinal. Old people's sexual adventures and more. Listen, Share, and Support you rat bastards. --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/bill-flanigin/support
2022-07-29
26 min
I’m Not Mad, I’m Just Irritated
Episode 71: A Stink Pickle Encounter
Yes, today I relate the story of a Stink Pickle encounter. Is your job contributing to and making the world a better place? A sports card story of epic proportions. AND MORE! --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/bill-flanigin/support
2022-07-12
27 min
I’m Not Mad, I’m Just Irritated
Episode 70: DHL, A Blankie at the Movie, And a Chalky Explosion!
So many irritations. Why does DHL even try? Why do people bring their damn Blankets to the movie theater? It's chilly in there...just wear long pants and a decent shirt. And shittin' in the water fountains! Support this podcast for as little as 99 cents a month! It's premium content! --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/bill-flanigin/support
2022-07-01
25 min
I’m Not Mad, I’m Just Irritated
Episode 69: Special Father's Day Guests...Will and Samantha (I made those humans!)
Today's episode involves a few musings, as well as a couple of fatherhood interactions with my children as we discuss my finest moments as a father! You don't want to miss this! Rate, Review, and Support. Why? Why the heck not!? It's premium content! --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/bill-flanigin/support
2022-06-17
38 min
I’m Not Mad, I’m Just Irritated
Episode 68: A Trampoline Next Door, My Misspelled Name, and a Life-Changing Decision
How do you live your life when you hit your 50s? I have your answer. Planning another trip to Vegas, misspelling my name and a few other goodies. Don't miss out!! Rate, Share, and Support me! I need taco money!! --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/bill-flanigin/support
2022-06-01
25 min
I’m Not Mad, I’m Just Irritated
Episode 67: Crafting at the Library, A Wedding, and all Premium Content!
Your next episode is here! I don't want to spoil all the greatness of it...just have a listen! Shout out to my Patrons: Allison Crow, Matt Bierds, Ray Bellant, Will Flanigin, Mariah Johnson, and Johnny Shrader!! Leave me a message on the app or online and I'll play your voice mail on my show! --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/bill-flanigin/support
2022-05-09
22 min
I’m Not Mad, I’m Just Irritated
Episode 66: My Buddy is sending his boy off to college. My advice...
Let's recap my Oklahoma casino adventure. My pal is sending his son off to college. Here is my advice. I'm getting a pool I don't really want. How about a rate, review, or sponsorship? --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/bill-flanigin/support
2022-04-22
25 min
I’m Not Mad, I’m Just Irritated
Episode 65: Peeing in a Pringles Can
Pringles vs Stax! A pringles saga from my youth. Did you know that Pringles were invented in 1968! A year before we put a man on the moon. Just one year! In other words, it was almost as hard to make a Pringle as it was to send men to our moon. Anyway, this isn't totally about that. But buckle up! --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/bill-flanigin/support
2022-04-07
24 min
I’m Not Mad, I’m Just Irritated
Episode 64: I sat next to a thruple at a Judas Priest Concert
Judas Priest: Rocking and head banging for over 50 Years! Enjoy my tale of attending The Priest...in a white t-shirt. Apparently, that's a no go. --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/bill-flanigin/support
2022-03-21
22 min
I’m Not Mad, I’m Just Irritated
Episode 63: Mystery Episode. What will I discuss?
Today, I'm in a feisty mood, sorta kinda, anyway. Hear me go into great detail about stuff that does not matter. Like my buddy E who saves water by peeing outside. The baseball work stoppage (lockout technically). Upcoming physical with my pal, Dr. Paul Berg! Don't miss out. Oh, and rate and review and pass this podcast along you bastards! --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/bill-flanigin/support
2022-02-28
31 min
I’m Not Mad, I’m Just Irritated
Episode 62: Vegas Recap and The Rock's Workout Obsession
In today's episode, I detail a black bean incident. It's Premium Content!! Vegas Recap: $$$ Lost, $$$ Won, an okay (but expensive) steak The Rock completes two workouts by 7 am. Screw that man, that's insane! --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/bill-flanigin/support
2022-02-11
22 min
I’m Not Mad, I’m Just Irritated
Episode 61: I Had the "The Cove", Plus...Headed out to Vegas!
Guys, I'm headed out to Vegas on Friday! Yes, I will be seeing STYX!! My buddy Ray, Matt, and I will enjoy a fun-filled trip (along with Allison and her pals) at the Paris Hotel. Plus...Flag People Plus...is it the end of the road for my podcast??? --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/bill-flanigin/support
2022-01-24
27 min
I’m Not Mad, I’m Just Irritated
Episode 60: An Asteroid Will Hit the Earth!!
Today, I'm taking a deep dive into Jack Parker Saves the World. Let's talk about both ends of the story's spectrum: Killing the Planet and Falling in Love. Two Storylines---one book. The science behind Jack Parker is rooted in Physics... real-life laws of motion. There is space history involved. And of course, love. Because a man that saves the world must surely be good at everything, especially love, right? Well, not really. Love is harder than piloting a rocket into deep space apparently. Learn more about Jack Parker Saves the World i...
2022-01-04
23 min
I’m Not Mad, I’m Just Irritated
Episode 59: A Christmas Miracle!
Premium content for today: Two top 10 childhood Christmas memories of my youth! You gotta hear about it to believe it. The 70s was a wild time for Christmas shenanigans. --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/bill-flanigin/support
2021-12-26
23 min
I’m Not Mad, I’m Just Irritated
Episode 58: Happy Birthday Balloon Displays in the Yard? We're doing this now?
Welcome to episode 58...where I discuss the disturbing trend of wishing your three-year-old a happy birthday by displaying a massive balloon array in the shape of the age of your kiddo! Balloons in the blow-holes of all the marine mammals!! I also discuss a disturbing encounter I had with a woman at Taco Cabana! Not a Karen moment, but disturbing nonetheless. Podcast recommendations for y'all! I've done the searching and you benefit. --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/bill-flanigin/support
2021-12-13
21 min
I’m Not Mad, I’m Just Irritated
Episode 57: A Happy Moment for The Flan? But also irritations...
My daughter got married! It was a very special day. But don't worry, I do have some non-wedding day irritations to share! Happy Thanksgiving everyone! --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/bill-flanigin/support
2021-11-23
31 min
I’m Not Mad, I’m Just Irritated
Episode 56: A Tale of Two Concerts (NSFW) And a Literal Cry for Help!
Psychedelic Furs and Christopher Cross. What could go wrong? And I hear a Cry for Help at 5am. Listen to how I spring into action. Listen to find out how much I don't like people at concerts either. Enjoy the Premium content!! --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/bill-flanigin/support
2021-11-07
28 min
I’m Not Mad, I’m Just Irritated
Episode 55: I Decline to Participate. Plus, a Jacuzzi for my Balls
This is the premium content you've asked for. I could tell you all about it, but then why would you even listen? You know it's true. THERE IS A POLL FOR YOU TO TAKE! DO IT NOW! --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/bill-flanigin/support
2021-10-21
22 min
I’m Not Mad, I’m Just Irritated
Episode 54: Those Cliché Posts on FB bug me. Plus More Premium Content!
I can't see the lines on the road anymore! Can someone paint fresh marks on the road?? Plus, cliche sayings I've collected on FB!! Support Rate Review --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/bill-flanigin/support
2021-10-06
25 min
I’m Not Mad, I’m Just Irritated
Episode 53: The Definitive History of the USBR (and possible stolen valor!)
Today's episode is one for the books! Around 1974 (I was in 4th or 5th grade), several of us kids in the neighborhood started a branch of the military known (to us) as the USBR. The United States Backup Reserve Army. This is an accounting of our training rituals and how we rewarded our efforts with medals for valor as well as promotions! Until now, this had been a closely guarded, deep state, military secret. Enjoy every word! Also...PayPal me at bflanigin@gmail.com. Cheers everyone!! --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/po...
2021-09-20
30 min
I’m Not Mad, I’m Just Irritated
Episode 52: Not Marking Myself Safe from A-holes
Today, I bitch about Kombucha Tea, which my wife recently discovered, and now apparently we have to buy it. Also, a saga that is full of irritations. Frozen shoulder! Rocky Potato is living a charmed life and more! RATE AND REVIEW. SPONSOR. LEAVE ME A VOICE MAIL! --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/bill-flanigin/support
2021-09-08
27 min
I’m Not Mad, I’m Just Irritated
Episode 51: Contemplating my own Death. Plus, I Work Out! Not so much, just occasionally.
The irritations in this episode are epic and too numerous to mention within the character limits of the description. JUST CHECK IT OUT, MOFOS! --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/bill-flanigin/support
2021-08-25
20 min
I’m Not Mad, I’m Just Irritated
Episode 50: Travel Blues
Cancelled Flights and juggling refunds. Flight credits are no Bueno. Class Reunion notes and I jumped off a cliff. Premium content!! --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/bill-flanigin/support
2021-08-17
28 min
I’m Not Mad, I’m Just Irritated
Episode 49: I’m headed to Michigan.
Mower advice. My buddy Ray’s groovy pad. Audi and Amazon musings. Flying first class bitches! --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/bill-flanigin/support
2021-08-05
26 min
I’m Not Mad, I’m Just Irritated
Episode 48: Space Douchebags & My Birthday / Welcome Mariah and Alec as Sponsors!
Billionaires in space and my birthday...what more can you ask? An Accidental Dump? Listen for more information... New Sponsor!! Mariah and Alec. They know premium content! --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/bill-flanigin/support
2021-07-23
25 min
I’m Not Mad, I’m Just Irritated
Episode 47: I survived Fireworks. Plus! The Bed is Still in the Road! Much More
Premium content galore! Bed in the road report. Rocky is getting up too early. Fireworks in my new city. NOT ALLOWED! I'll tell you all about it. Chalky Chalk report is BACK! Rate, Review, Support! --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/bill-flanigin/support
2021-07-06
24 min
I’m Not Mad, I’m Just Irritated
Episode 46: There's a bed in the road!!
The irritations continue! A bed in the road, and no one will move it. Our tax dollars at work! Plus, Austin FC played its first home game and it was an exciting 0-0 DRAW! Highlights upcoming. Weather Map irritations. People answering the phone then saying they can't talk! (That's dumb.) MORE~ Listen, Rate, Review, and Support :) --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/bill-flanigin/support
2021-06-23
23 min
I’m Not Mad, I’m Just Irritated
Episode 45: I went to Walmart. Nuff Said.
PREMIUM CONTENT!! I did go to Walmart. The greeter and I exchanged a moment. Plus lots of douchery in this week's episode!! LOTs! Please recommend, rate, and if you feel like it, support me by becoming a patron. (as little as 99 cents a month!) --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/bill-flanigin/support
2021-06-14
24 min
I’m Not Mad, I’m Just Irritated
Episode 44: I’m a podcast guest! Link in show notes! Good Times!
Today, I’m a guest on Growth Plan, a podcast hosted by two high school teachers up in the North Texas area. Today- they talk to me! Give it a listen. 😊 https://open.spotify.com/episode/1rKrdFaDwH2o9V0DXvKElU?si=WQf_FEBBTmW3vqLzwRNHFA&dl_branch=1 --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/bill-flanigin/support
2021-06-09
02 min
I’m Not Mad, I’m Just Irritated
Episode 43: Tales of the Mascara Mustache. It's NO JOKE!
College Confessional: Tales of my mascara enhanced mustache. Also: Giraffes, Concerts Returning, Watching YouTube videos that terrify me and more! Please Rate and Review. Support. And definitely leave me a voice mail! --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/bill-flanigin/support
2021-06-01
24 min
I’m Not Mad, I’m Just Irritated
Episode 42: The Price of Dignity, plus a Trip to Vegas!
Dignity costs fifty dollars on Spirit Airlines. Seriously. Plus, there is NO COVID in Vegas apparently! --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/bill-flanigin/support
2021-05-22
21 min
I’m Not Mad, I’m Just Irritated
Episode 41: Mother's Day on FB in for crazy people! Plus--News of the weird.
Episode 41 is LIVE! Today, we talk about Mother's Day on Facebook. People that post the bike routes they just peddled on social media. News of the weird-gaming the system and getting trampled by the animals you're actually hunting! I love when that happens! Subscribe, Rate, Promote, and Support, please? --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/bill-flanigin/support
2021-05-10
20 min
I’m Not Mad, I’m Just Irritated
Episode 40: Premium Content Galore! Casino Update and info on man with World's Largest Penis
Mom turned 88 years old and we hit the Casino! But first, I checked on my cousin Danny and ate a meal at Arby's. Full report included. Also...I won some dough at the Casino! Man with the Largest Penis in the world info...spoiler alert: He may live in his mom's basement. --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/bill-flanigin/support
2021-04-30
25 min
I’m Not Mad, I’m Just Irritated
Episode 39: My Recommendations-Podcasts you can't miss. The Best out there!
I listen to a ton of podcasts. Today I'm sharing a few of my favorite ones. I've sorted through the crap so you don't have to! American Skyjacker MoBituaries Down the Hill Dr. Death (season 2) Your Own Backyard Business Wars The Wild Chicano Squad The Clown and the Candyman (I didn't mention this one in the show...it's too creepy.) Finding Cleo The Edge (Baseball Fans-Astros cheating scandal. Even if you don't follow baseball, this i...
2021-04-19
22 min
I’m Not Mad, I’m Just Irritated
Episode 37: Weird News, Man Vests, and a Beaver Sighting
Today we talk about so many premium topics. Do you know a FB friend that has to trumpet celebrity deaths right away like they are breaking news on the FB wall? What's up with that? Weird news: Penny Payment, Avengers Endgame, and a Beaver sighting on the subway SUPPORT ME, PLEASE?!! It's fine, I know you're busy. --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/bill-flanigin/support
2021-04-09
22 min
I’m Not Mad, I’m Just Irritated
Episode 36: I'M COMING OUT ON MY PODCAST! Hear about my epic $17,853 jackpot at the casino!
I'm coming out, not as gay, but as a man who just purchased some Old Navy Jeans...which is probably worse. I'm leaving Levi's brand. Hear why today! Epic Chalky Chalk report. Casino FEVER! Hear about my $17,853 Jackpot. Support me! Why not man? :) --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/bill-flanigin/support
2021-03-28
30 min
I’m Not Mad, I’m Just Irritated
Episode 35: Today, I'm talking like an Australian, Plus Murder Tips!
So much premium content today. I'm sharing with you Murder Tips I've gleaned from watching and listening to too many murder shows. Not only that, but I have another beef about your crappy driving. Music thoughts and more! Leave me a voice mail!! --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/bill-flanigin/support
2021-03-16
27 min
I’m Not Mad, I’m Just Irritated
Episode 34: My Promise to God (very sketchy promise) and More!
Today, we talk about restaurants that make you "pick your protein". Texas Chili Parlour is overrated, sorry not sorry. A tad more penis talk. and a very strange promise to God that I made during Texas' horrible winter storm. This is, without a doubt, premium content! Please support me, man. C'mon! Fill me with Glee! --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/bill-flanigin/support
2021-03-09
27 min
I’m Not Mad, I’m Just Irritated
Episode 33: Crest Optic White, Chainsaw Manliness, My Crappy FB Feed and More!!
Today's PREMIUM CONTENT!! Buying from Groupon is not easy...there's nothing there worth buying. But I had to spend 42.00 so I bought Poop Bags for my dogs. My FB feed is awful! You need to step up your game. Outhouse Bear Crest Optic White vs Charcoal Toothpaste!! ONE YEAR anniversary coming up. Suppor The Flan??? Sure, why not? Consider sponsoring this podcast...and send me a message! --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/bill-flanigin/support
2021-03-04
26 min
I’m Not Mad, I’m Just Irritated
Episode 32: The Texas Thaw! Superman, The Movie; Cocaine Corn Flakes!
Greetings from the formerly Frozen Tundra of Central Texas! We are okay. Today, a look back at the 1979 movie, Superman Da Film! Cocaine Corn Flakes and more! Support my podcast because...well, it's good times! --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/bill-flanigin/support
2021-02-23
21 min
I’m Not Mad, I’m Just Irritated
Episode 31: Polar Vortex in Texas. Asshat of the Week. Crime in Space and more!
I'm freezing here in Texas! IT's SEVEN degrees! WTH? No power for six hours, then when it came back on I downed three cups of coffee so I'm wired. I thought...Make a Podcast so here I am! Also: Asshat of the day. Criminal Astronaut in space?! Chalky Chalk Scale. Draft Kings is stupid...I tried it. --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/bill-flanigin/support
2021-02-15
19 min
I’m Not Mad, I’m Just Irritated
Episode 30: Bangs, Skydiving, Penis Nose, Red Delicious Apples are a Scam and more!!
PREMIUM CONTENT!! Today's premium content topics include: Bangs are never a good idea. I don't get skydiving. Brimless Caps. Looking at your butt in the mirror. Tushy and a new segment! Gotta listen to find out what it is though! Send me a message! I'd love to hear from you. --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/bill-flanigin/support
2021-02-08
26 min
I’m Not Mad, I’m Just Irritated
Episode 29: John Bennardo, Writer & Filmmaker is our Guest. NEW INTRO and OUTRO!
Guys! Today's PREMIUM CONTENT features a special guest, John Bennardo. John is a writer and filmmaker. We met several years ago when I wrote a piece on his documentary about the 2 Dollar Bill. The film is available for FREE on YouTube. Here's a link to his Channel
2021-02-02
39 min
I’m Not Mad, I’m Just Irritated
Episode 28: Butt Fish and Bernie Memes
So today, there is a lot to unpack. First, take a listen to my Fake, Santa Rita Ranch commercial! The ads show up regularly on television here in the Austin area. I thought I'd let you know what living here is REALLY like. (Yes, I've moved.) Today: Methuselah's teeth, Horses in trailers for the first time, Spiney Fish in the Butt, and... I'm not sorry that I don't think the Bernie meme is funny. It's mildly amusing at best and I got attacked on The FaceBook for having that opinion. I definitely needed...
2021-01-25
24 min
I’m Not Mad, I’m Just Irritated
Episode 27: Premium Content Continues! Sewer Brewery in Alabama, Douche Patrol and More
Things that exist apparently: Lasso Snakes, A Winery in a Sewage Plant, Covid in my Ice Cream, and more. What's an Engine Brake? Don't tell me. Baby Car Seat Contraception and so much more! What the hell is Horsepower anyway? Support my podcast with as little as 99 cents a month. Take the opportunity to fill me with GLEE! (a rare thing for sure) --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/bill-flanigin/support
2021-01-19
22 min
I’m Not Mad, I’m Just Irritated
Episode 26: I May Be Psychotic & Someone is out to get me!
Today's Episode of premium content includes: Picking up my HEB order and scoring some free Q-tips. This made my day because I'm losing it. Another installment of "Yeah, I don't get it". CRAFT BEERS-Jim will explain it all to me. Last---John Wiggins is out to KILL ME!! --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/bill-flanigin/support
2021-01-12
32 min
I’m Not Mad, I’m Just Irritated
Episode 25: "Yeah, I Don't Get IT?" Introducing a new segment to the show!
Today, along with a few observations (I am no longer calling them rants. People are dumb and I'm just pointing it out) we will introduce a new segment to the show called, "Yeah, I don't get it?" Today's "I Don't get it?" segment involves the massive popularity of Harry Potter. Plus: Happy New Year to the firework assholes and I'm gonna defend Nickelback! --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/bill-flanigin/support
2021-01-04
27 min
I’m Not Mad, I’m Just Irritated
Episode 24: It's A Christmas Miracle Episode!
Guys...let's just say this episode is premium content, okay? Humans. Last-minute gift giving via Walgreen's or CVS. Ruining things makes you a bad person! Things I've ruined. Sleeping with Robots is not cheating. AND so much more! --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/bill-flanigin/support
2020-12-25
24 min
I’m Not Mad, I’m Just Irritated
Episode 23: Danny Flanigin---Working at the Nugget Factory and livin' the simple life. One I Envy!!
This episode is a DEEP DIVE into the life of my cousin, Danny. Danny works in a chicken nugget factory. I asked him if he's ever seen a live chicken making a break for it at the factory. Want to know the answer? Well, give this episode a listen! Also, I stalk Danny when he's at church by watching the live stream on FB. Don't worry, I get something out of it, but when I see him, I text him. Will he answer the text while sitting IN church? Listen to find out. Plus: Arby's, Wolf Brand Chili, The Moody B...
2020-12-19
45 min
I’m Not Mad, I’m Just Irritated
Episode 22: Let’s check in on some rants. It’s been too long. Hate message! Fun stuff!
Fancy pens. Tom Waits??, A Complaint about my Coats for Kids observation. A plane almost crashed into my face live on air and more!! --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/bill-flanigin/support
2020-12-15
20 min
I’m Not Mad, I’m Just Irritated
Episode 21: A Teacher / Student Chat 36 Years in the Making
Dawn Minke was a student in my ever class...in 1986! As a first-year teacher fresh out of college, I landed a job at Borman Elementary in Denton, Texas teaching 4th grade. It was the wild west of teaching back then. No computers anywhere on campus. No copy machines (we still used dittos). In fact, if I was ever sick, I had to call the principal directly so he could get me a sub. In this episode, we compare memories from that year, as well as chat about teaching, because guess what? Dawn is a high school math te...
2020-12-08
51 min
I’m Not Mad, I’m Just Irritated
Episode 20: Levi’s, Coats, & Christmas
The most expensive Christmas present I bought was for me!!! Plus Levi’s need to be in your pant rotation, coats for kids, and...are we still doing Christmas cards these days?? --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/bill-flanigin/support
2020-12-02
27 min
I’m Not Mad, I’m Just Irritated
Episode 19: Talking Music with The Voice of the Texas Rangers, Eric Nadel
Eric Nadel is the Hall of Fame voice of the Texas Rangers, but he also has a passion for music. Today we take a virtual road trip in a 1976 Camaro, with T-tops off of course, and rap about the classic rock music we love. Springsteen, Petty Stones, Beatles, --and many more. Best band that shares a name with a city, state, or continent? We have the answer. Best (and worst) concert experiences. Bands we've seen more than any other. A few words about Hal Ketchum, who sadly passed away today. Both...
2020-11-24
51 min
I’m Not Mad, I’m Just Irritated
Episode 18: Second grade adventures. “A Teacher”on Hulu. Making out with the principal. Must listen!
In this episode we explore: Three sessions in 2nd grade speech class. Accusations I made out with the principal in the copy room. “A Teacher” on Hulu and why I’m obsessed. Upcoming interview you won’t want to miss. Leave me a voice mail at 512-466-0203! Thanks and consider supporting the podcast! --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/bill-flanigin/support
2020-11-17
26 min
I’m Not Mad, I’m Just Irritated
Episode 17: Nips Magee. My wife may stab me. Cheese is a person, not just a food. And more!!
I’m quite sure my wife is gonna stab me in my sleep because she doesn’t think I’m funny anymore. As a result, I’ll keep repeating my funny sayings until she finally discovers the humor. I know a guy in high school named Cheese. Hoarder Mitch gets some advice and more!! Don’t miss out and please tell a friend. --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/bill-flanigin/support
2020-11-06
23 min
I’m Not Mad, I’m Just Irritated
Episode 16: The Penis Episode
Let’s talk about penises. --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/bill-flanigin/support
2020-10-21
18 min
I’m Not Mad, I’m Just Irritated
Episode 15: It’s a 1972 kind of day. I’m riding around on my Huffy and find a discarded menthol!!
Buying flowers for your lady. The dude in the 1970 Chevelle tossed a cool menthol at your feet. Receipts for M&M’s? Outside people and more!! --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/bill-flanigin/support
2020-10-13
22 min
I’m Not Mad, I’m Just Irritated
Episode 14: $60 bags of dog food? Watching all the murder shows has warped me...
My dog Rocky quit eating his $60 bag of dog food. It’s just not good enough for him I guess. Plus, I seem to always root for the murderer when I watch the murder channels. I’m horrible. Oh, and break down your boxes ladies!! --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/bill-flanigin/support
2020-10-06
20 min
I’m Not Mad, I’m Just Irritated
Episode 13: Warning! Gross content. Do not listen during dining.
A confession 35 years in the making. Grand Funk Railroad. Disc Golf Update. Digging Uranus. --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/bill-flanigin/support
2020-09-24
24 min
I’m Not Mad, I’m Just Irritated
Episode 12: I rented a U-Haul and moved. Pretty sure I tore an ab muscle I didn’t know I had.
Best episode ever? Perhaps. Trips vs Vacations? What’s the difference? Walking to raise awareness. More great stuff. By the way, episode ends abruptly because Matt called and my phone stopped recording this episode. I wasn’t even mad OR irritated. I was mostly done anyway. --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/bill-flanigin/support
2020-09-02
22 min
I’m Not Mad, I’m Just Irritated
Episode 11: Athletes, Don’t dye your hair yellow unless you’re a badass.
Today we explore: FB Swap pages, Dodge Caravans, my high tech set-up, low tire pressure indicator and much more!! --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/bill-flanigin/support
2020-08-06
22 min
I’m Not Mad, I’m Just Irritated
Episode 10: Grown ass men wearing jerseys, puffy furniture, and the Wreck of the Edmund Fitzgerald
Today’s stellar episode feature listener mail. Plus I make my case to permanently retire Stairway to Heaven and replace it in rotation with a Gordon Lightfoot classic!! --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/bill-flanigin/support
2020-07-21
25 min
I’m Not Mad, I’m Just Irritated
Episode 9: Happy Independence Day! General Irritations like old rock stars and your kids.
Episode 9 you bastards! Topics included today: the beach is stupid, your kids begging to spend the night at their friend’s house, old rock stars that once loved sticking it to the man-but have now become the man, trash men are badass, and I’m thinking of renouncing my TEXAS RANGERS fandom. --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/bill-flanigin/support
2020-07-03
31 min
I’m Not Mad, I’m Just Irritated
Episode 8: A Child Murder Forgotten part 2
This episode follows up on the murder of 15 month-old Tami Michelle Wasaff at the hands of her uncle, Benjamin Eugene Jackson, Jr. in 1983. It’s a sad, tragic, and shocking story. --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/appSupport this podcast: https://anchor.fm/bill-flanigin/support
2020-06-23
33 min
I’m Not Mad, I’m Just Irritated
Episode 7: Low T, Mattresses, Model Cars and other means of torture!
Did you know your penis shrinks when you get old? That’s bullshit! Plus, don’t you hate when your work makes you read a book. --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/bill-flanigin/support
2020-06-11
20 min
I’m Not Mad, I’m Just Irritated
Episode 6: A Child Murder Forgotten
In 1983, a fraternity brother of mine was arrested and charged with the murder of his 15 month-old niece. No one ever heard from or about him again. His name does not show up on any internet search that I’ve conducted. --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/appSupport this podcast: https://anchor.fm/bill-flanigin/support
2020-05-19
31 min
I’m Not Mad, I’m Just Irritated
Episode 5: Quit Telling Me it’s Star Wars Day...and No, You Can’t have a Birth Month-You Get a Day!
Movember. Star Wars Day. Birth Months! Mother’s Day and More!! --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/bill-flanigin/support
2020-05-13
25 min
I’m Not Mad, I’m Just Irritated
Episode 4: Shout Out to my Listener in Greece! And more airing of irritations.
The irritations continue from episode 3. But soon, maybe, we rejoice! --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/bill-flanigin/support
2020-04-24
24 min
I’m Not Mad, I’m Just Irritated
Episode 3: A partial list of irritations.
As the title of the podcast suggests, episode 3 shows how a man that looks at the world systemically gets slightly irritated by folks with no clue. --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/bill-flanigin/support
2020-04-16
40 min
I’m Not Mad, I’m Just Irritated
Episode 2: The eBay Life: Ichiro and Hubcaps
Has someone ever suggested you should side hustle dough through selling on eBay? It’s mostly bullshit. I’ve been selling on eBay for 22 years. Here’s what you should know. Also, Hear the story of when I accidentally sold my ex-wife’s hubcap! --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/bill-flanigin/support
2020-04-06
35 min
I’m Not Mad, I’m Just Irritated
Episode 1 “A Fly in the Ointment: My Career in a Texas Public School System”
Ever get labeled as “having an attitude problem?” Most of the time that’s not the case with people. Put simply, folks get labeled as “not a team player” or “squeaky wheel” when bosses get called on their bullshit. Happens all the time-especially in public schools. --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/bill-flanigin/support
2020-03-27
35 min
I’m Not Mad, I’m Just Irritated
I’m Not Mad, I’m Just Irritated (Trailer)
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2020-03-27
00 min