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Confidentially SpeakingEpisode 11: Films that Start with LZumbo and Winegardner present their favorite movies that begin with the letter L. You know, because L.A. Confidential begins with the letter L. Get it? Yes, we know it's dumb. So what.2025-07-231h 10Confidentially SpeakingEpisode 10: How Sid Hudgens Ruined My Xmas Eve DateThe fellas review the events (and props) surrounding the Movie Premiere Pot Bust. The extensive career of the great Danny DeVito is poorly remembered. A recent movie reco is revisited. And Zumbo invents a new game which Winegardner might actually be good at.2025-07-091h 43Confidentially SpeakingEpisode 9: Lynn-sanityZumbo wipes the slate clean with some Housekeeping. We make a pit stop at Nick's Liquors where we meet Lynn Bracken, Buzz Meeks, Sue Lefferts and Pierce Morehouse Patchett, who all do their best to keep Stensland awake. The fellas examine the life and career of Kim Basinger. One of the Baldwin brood gets cast, and Winegardner has a new theory about Zumbo's Obsession.2025-06-251h 24Confidentially SpeakingEpisode 0: Back in the SaddleZumbo & Winegardner are back to introduce a new podcast about a movie they love: LA Confidential. Lots of excuses are made regarding the quality of this podcast and its release schedule. Lots of future discussion topics are teased. Lots of questions are asked about the organizing principle of this endeavor. Lots of tip jar rules are clarified. Lots of theories are Lynne Brackened about why Zumbo is obsessed with this film. And lots of fun is had.
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Glengarry Glen Ross InfiniteSchlepisode 7: All Train Compartments Smell Vaguely of PurellThe fellas come STREAMING out of their imposed hiatus with their first ever, live broadcast episode. Beset on all sides by a terrible virus, Bill seems to be happier and more active and Matt hasn’t noticed much a difference. Thanks to a Twitter assist from @thelesserdane, the fellas discuss which of the sales force would best handle a pandemic. Speaking of handling a pandemic, Matt’s been going thru Dexter’s, like John Goodman goes thru sweet-basil omelets at Sunday brunch, and Bill is rewatching movies that weren’t even good the first time, and still hasn’t watched “The Night Of.” Ahem...2020-04-2700 minGlengarry Glen Ross InfiniteI'm All About the Poop DeckBill kicks things off by insulting Zumbo. Charles S. Dutton and David Paymer get cast. Zumbo goes all the way around the poop deck. Cletus Immanuel names a number. And Ricky Roma recalls his favorite babysitter.2020-02-1200 minGlengarry Glen Ross InfiniteYou Cetus Constellation!?!? You Cetus Constellation!?!?Sir Charles stops by to give Bill the business. Matt can't keep the friends of Fat Albert straight. The boys send the search party out for P-Dupes. The fellas debut a dynamic new jingle but not without some unpleasantness. Matt laments the loss of one of his heroes, the Professor, Neil Peart. The Flintstones come up... again. The fellas have started to develop a real distaste for Stòrmer and his bullshit numbers. Bill and Matt want to return “metal” to the people. The fellas discuss other substances that might be “sputtered” in lieu of male ejaculate. Bill Loves the flux of it...2020-01-2900 minGlengarry Glen Ross InfiniteSchlepisode 6: Top 100 Movie ListBill and Matt review a list of the top 100 movies of all time based on average ratings from 11 different film websites. Where does Glengarry Glen Ross fit on this list and which movies can GTFO?
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https://www.reddit.com/r/movies/comments/e43s31/thetop100moviesofalltimebasedonaveraging/
Find out more at https://gggrinfinite.pinecast.co2020-01-1500 minGlengarry Glen Ross InfiniteWith Apologies to Betty WhiteThe fellas kick off this lengthy episode with an embarrassing song. Phil Collins pays a visit to the corral. Bill and Matt meandric around a while and enjoy some quality time with The Golden Girls. Shelly and his gang of escapees continue their quest for freedom. And there's a Mamet Broadway update and a Quote Corner to boot.2019-12-0400 minGlengarry Glen Ross InfiniteThe Brass Balls of Pop MusicA very disagreeable episode kicks off with the fellas on either side of the proverbial fence. Then they argue about the awesomeness of The Cars. Bill wants his own Wikipedia entry and Matt is very impressed by Strontium. Clarence the Hit Man finally gets his nickname. Baylen and Malone continue their pursuit of Moss. And Zumbo showcases the poetry of a dearly departed songwriter in a touching Quote Corner.2019-11-0600 minGlengarry Glen Ross InfiniteHighway to the Dana ZoneThe fellas are curious about the upcoming Pacino/De Niro/Scorcese collaboration. A new attraction or two - coming soon to Romaville. It's prime time in the Numerology segment. Bill and Matt want to play with Gallium. KMB (our woman in Macedonia) gets an assignment. Why are sports teams named after clothing? The thing about the draft is that you just don't know. Reggie Miller gets some love. Baylen is closing in on Moss to the dismay of Dana. What's up with Kenny Loggins and his catalog of songs? And who would you cast to play Dana Moss?2019-08-2800 minGlengarry Glen Ross InfiniteMy Tongue Is No Ally of MineThe fellas kick things off with the worst opening of a podcast episode ever. Then, things take a turn for the worse as Bill and Matt give their hot takes on Avengers: Endgame. There’s probably chromium in your kitchen whether you like it or not. Danny DeVito and Reggie Theus get cast. And something ominous happens when Rick and Jim go out for Chinese.
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Find out more at https://gg...2019-07-1000 minGlengarry Glen Ross InfiniteWedderburn, Ethrington and Prettiman, Oh MyThis one begins with some provocative banter. Bill has brought food into the love making, and Matt suggests maybe a hoagie for your sexy-times. Wedderburn-Ethrington gets the praise they deserve. The birthday Paradox is bandied about as a possible script. Ethrington does a set with CSN. Vanadium has Bill scratching his head. Matt doesn’t care for a natural spring. Bill thinks Matt would appreciate Discordianism. Hagbard controlled the cold war from a computer. Apparently, the entirety of universe is based on the number 23. The “pact” bit gets flipped on its ear. Bill prefers a creamy birch. Matt would run into the ope...2019-06-2600 minGlengarry Glen Ross InfiniteMake Calcium Your Pal-ciumBill’s Mom gets some much deserved appreciation. Bill knows he loves a Chunky bar without ever having to go through the trouble of actually eating one. Matt implores the listening audience to use the word “scores” when counting small groups of people. The fellas agree that 20 is a “nice number.” Rubik’s Cubes are a fond memory for our fellas. Troy refuses to help Bill, yet again. Matt rails against the food pyramid AGAIN. The fellas conceive of poorly flavored, calcium supplement lifesavers. Telethon-Bill gets some love. Matt displays the splendor of the mouth trumpet. Chess and Japan check in on their relation...2019-06-0500 minGlengarry Glen Ross InfiniteA Better Way to McConaugheyBill starts the show with a “trendy” greeting. Matthew McConaughey swings by and then gets put in a corral. Matt wants everyone to say “Thank you, no” before leaving the audition. Potassium gets its day. Philly shop lady swings around. Bill REALLY likes ecliptic longitude and apparently self-flagellation. The fellas pour one out for Tim Conway. The fellas agree to meet at the 19th hole. The gents, while wondering if Billy Crystal does a “Lenny Wilkins” around he house, decide they need him in a corral. Matt wants to give Vern Lundquist the business in an elevator. The PDB jingle gets some more apprec...2019-05-2900 minGlengarry Glen Ross InfiniteSo ScrummyThe boys ask “what the fuck” and “who the fuck are you?” Bill is looking for the sugar rush. The fellas discuss neighbors borrowing stuff and the need for the weed-whackers. The fellas miss the “P-Dupes” cue. Numerology matures to a legal age. “A Few Good Men” and Mr. Pollack help usher the fellas into the first WWTP of the day. Matt is a little hat-obsessed. Argon gets the fellas into the second WWTP of the day. Bill is overly fascinated by liquid air. Bill remembers the age of majority this week. Sexual consent chatter comes with episodes in the high teens. Bill gives us...2019-05-2200 minGlengarry Glen Ross InfiniteHey Man, It’s Your ApocalypsePhilly accents abound to start this episode. The boys get into some well pronounced aluminum. Matt implores everyone to recycle their own aluminum and stop putting it under their arms. The fellas think all the religious 13’s are a bit specious. Elmer’s kin, Bar Mitz Fudd, is welcomed to the show. Imagine two rabbis doing DVD commentary. Bill simplifies religion for everyone. Matt is concerned that his segment is getting lengthy. The boys happen upon a catch phrase for the new age. Bill jumps the gun on Judas’ jersey number. Matt deconstructs the Hammurabi and Swiss sandwich. Bill makes a toothpast...2019-04-1700 minGlengarry Glen Ross InfiniteIt Takes 3 Stooges to Measure A DuodenumThis week’s episode starts with two stooges talking about the THREE stooges. GGRACE ain’t no good as a potential third stooge. 12 is a very applicable number to the people. Bill tells us all about the pain and perfection of “Paint Your Wagon.” Bill lives an an abundance of bubble wrap. Turns out Bill did say apples. 12 labors seem doable. Ethelred the Unready swings around to talk about how many jurors there should be. Matt exclusively loves the things he can put his whole mouth on. Bill doesn’t feel great about things that have been exposed to air. Matt lets u...2019-04-1000 minGlengarry Glen Ross InfiniteDave Moss Will Eat Your RamenAn unprecedented WWTP to literally START this week. Dennis Miller is this week’s focus. Matt has a seemingly unending supply of bones to pick and this one is with Bill’s gaslighting, choice in interns. Bill skirts an apology. Eleven had a rough upbringing. Numerology blows the minds of the fellas this week with some eye-popping, reverse magic. The fellas get a little salty this week. Bill has been charged with writing the Rocky III musical and Matt can’t wait. What if it were Mick and Murray. And speaking of corner men, Mike Tyson comes by?? Bill is a slave to t...2019-04-0300 minGlengarry Glen Ross InfiniteThe Required QuorumThe boys start this week by discussing what grocery item they cannot live without. The Numerology segment is getting more and more interminable. The fellas are in the business of blowing minds. Matt has a decade of ways to hate Bill, who tells us at length about Neon Noodle. The fellas discuss the benefits and drawbacks of Neon. Bill brings us closer to understanding lightening arresters. The fellas both want helium-neon lasers and scoff at the 10 commandments. Tithing is bananas. Matt runs down the 10 plagues and includes Bill as one. Matt has been asked if he was a Jew. The fellas ca...2019-03-2700 minGlengarry Glen Ross Infinite4th Quarter Sits BabyAn unexpectedly sweet start to this episode. Bill says “whats up” to all the Sag-es. Matt asks Bill an inappropriate question about eating. Telethon Bill swings around again. Matt tells us about ocho-gams and implores everyone to take a masturbation break. Bill tells us all about his dentistry disasters. 8-bit stuff makes the fellas nostalgic. The fellas talk about one-and-done movies. Matt doesn’t like being asked if he would even consider doing something. Bill went to “Boy’s State” and played “army.” The fellas cannot seem to ever stop talking about Madonna. Bill fancies himself pragmatic. Everyone’s favorite crooner swings rou...2019-03-0600 minGlengarry Glen Ross InfiniteFrom Mamet Musk to Mamet StankThe boys start off with some chilly dispositions and some hot Rush licks. Ray Liotta stops by for some pharmaceutical hawking. Sixes and sexes and hexes abound in a record setting numerology segment! The idiots get Aristotelian in their discourse and boy is that unnerving. The fellas wanna know, are you team #Scorpius or team #Butterfly? Our heroes discuss global pandemics. Bill wonders what’s WRONG with it? The Duke himself enters the welcoming embrace of the WWTP phenomenon. Bill is an expert volleyball player whose memories seemed to get spiked at the net. Matt is “put-off” by Bill’s sense of what m...2019-02-2000 minGlengarry Glen Ross InfinitePrince Shelly in a CanBill makes Matt uncomfortable from the get-go. The fellas share the various things they collect. Eighth grade geometry rears its ugly head. The virtues of lithium are presented. Jesus is on the undercard at the Garden and enjoys a root beer. Shelly is in the can and wants out. What does one wear to visit a convict? Proper usage of the word "bubula" is suggested. Shelly's lawyer is a mystery but we're not gonna worry about it. Life Coach Winegardner helps Zatt Mumbo navigate negotiations and spoonerisms. Shelly may be due for a shanking. Bill pitches some marketing slogans...2019-01-3000 minGlengarry Glen Ross InfiniteGet On The Goddamn ArkThe fellas start with some Gummie talk. Matt does his best to dumb down the deuce. Bill tells us of an acquaintance who has an “odd” perception. Glyph descriptions are bad for podcasting. Matt tells us the origin of the cat’s hatred of water. Helium raises us up and gets discussed. Cryogenics are for freezing Walt Disney, right? Hey Dorito, stay out of my taste combo. Pitchers and catchers report early to the podcast. Bill’s bathroom habits are once again brought to the fore. Matt wonders if Dolph Schayes full name is Adolph? Two guys say “Canaan” for way too long. B...2019-01-2300 minGlengarry Glen Ross InfiniteBloma - A Whore-i-gin StoryThe inaugural episode proves that the more things change, the more they stay the same. Elvis Presley gets the WWTP treatment. The first number, the numeral, the glyph gets its day in the one. The fellas discuss Hydrogen and Flogisten. Matt suggests that Blake, Roma and Mamet are number ones. The boys have some fun with some GGGR themed portmanteau. Matt wants an app for baseball scoring. The fellas are still talking talk about hoops. John Amos gets cast and apparently put the fear of god in a in a young Bill. GGRACE spits out the first minute after a lengthy PD...2019-01-1600 min
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Please follow us on Twitter: @gggrinfinite2019-01-0500 minThe Glengarry Glen Ross MinuteMinute 95: We Don’t Got No Tip JarBill never slid a garter up a leg for a prom picture, nor did he ever nail a protest manifesto to a door. The fellas realize that they just sit and lie to each other to get thru the show. In the first of entirely too many WWTP’s in this episode, the fellas double dip Sam Sheppard and Scott Glenn. Matt don’t trust no-one with their own code. Bill interrupts Matt’s rendition of En Vogues’ “Never Gonna Get It.” Matt, hates having to talk Laker basketball but with Bill’s help, he gets through it. Nick Cage gets the...2018-12-121h 45The Glengarry Glen Ross MinuteMinute 94: You Can't Floss One ToothBill is a flosser from way back. The boys start the episode by giving an oft overlooked genius, and a blockbuster movie-star the WWTP treatment. Plutonium gets its day in the sun, but please, don’t keep your plutonium in the sun. Matt gets very nervous that Bill is gonna utter this actor’s name, and then, it keeps coming up. Matt is flabbergasted that the space shuttle Columbia got used more times than some of his gym socks. Bill would have no trouble ordering a fluffy squirrel on-line, in Moscow. Bill tortures Matt with more punny allusions to a Ca...2018-12-051h 09The Glengarry Glen Ross MinuteMinute 93: Watch Me Eat?Bill almost choked to death, and Matt enjoys being so close to his goals with such little effort. Rain Man was a wasteful asshole. Matt explains cake numbers and Bill gets hungry. Bill loves Neptunium. Dean-o swings by to inquire about the poppies, Daddy-o. The boys sniff around classical Persian finger counting. Spidey’s web shooting sound-effect gets recreated by the jackasses, far too many times. Bill has a mini-stroke after the break. Shelly is beaming, but that won’t last. Phone Tech Jimmy is the best there ever was. Bill needs to work out his own jaw. Shelly real...2018-11-211h 10The Glengarry Glen Ross MinuteMinute 92: Don’t Never Tell No One Your IdeasMatt reminds Bill that not everyone wants the “flava.” Bill claims he doesn’t “trot in” from anywhere, and if he did, he’d step on a line, no problem. Matt is upset (shocking) that Bill has discussed most of this minute in previous episodes. Uranium gets its day in the sun (run!). Dean-o swings by. Matt doesn’t like movies with temperatures in the title. DeShawn Stevenson’s tattoo anecdotes entertain the fellas. The LMR debate comes to a head today and after some unpleasantness (and maybe some higher volume outbursts, Matt, we’re looking in your direction), the fellas graciou...2018-11-141h 11The Glengarry Glen Ross MinuteMinute 91: It's All Belts and Ball-SacksBill sings Matt into a vicious malady right off the bat. The fellas are north of 90 and they can’t believe they find themselves in Denouement-ville. Protactinium gets its half-life, moment in the sun. Matt is so done with the penny. George joins the fellas for the numerology segment. The boys apparently abhor the pumpkin innards. The minister of defense swings by, one Epstein too soon. Matt lays out the listener’s approach to Bill’s speedbump-itude. Shelly is trying to get out of jail with the old “I have a family thing” excuse. Williamson is a consonant lover. Roma canno...2018-11-071h 02The Glengarry Glen Ross MinuteMinute 90: Talk to Salesman and Chill?The episode starts with some Gonzo convo. The boys agree that they are now at the “right” angle. Bill not only enjoys puzzles, but is also a puzzle unto himself. Matt is once again thwarted by his partner’s sieve-like memory. Bill sings us a bar of “Ain't no good with eggs.” Matt has some real issues with soccer’s “stoppage time.” John Williamson finally admits to not liking Shelly. Bill admits to both having “Memo Fever” and also really not liking how John has handled the whole memo situation. Matt admits to not liking the whole Webb situation. The fellas wonder wh...2018-10-311h 18The Glengarry Glen Ross MinuteMinute 89: Cracking His Gum While Loading His GumBuckle up for our longest episode to date! Matt compares Bill to a wet towel. Pythagoras, man, Pythagoras, man, he don’t care. Matt reminds us that GGGR is a two-actinium play. Bill has no significant industrial use and he likes it like that. The fellas are concerned that episode 18 of this podcast, will soon be banned (Editors note: Minute 18 is a fantastic episode entitled “Fuck or Wok” and we’re all very proud of it). The fellas run-down Sweet Lou Amundson’s impressive resumé. The fellas discuss who actually does have the biggest mouth in the office. Is Williamson…...2018-10-241h 19The Glengarry Glen Ross MinuteMinute 88: It’s the Name of the Piece of Music, You A$$holeMatt is very supportive and nurturing, specifically for the sake of Bill’s growth. More discussions about how we as a people couldn’t resist using radioactive substances. Never lick your paint brushes to keep the point clean. Bill’s ineptitude is a sign of progress. Al gets taken down a peg or two. Matt talks to us about the HARM missile. The fellas delve into the whips of Mr. College football, Keith Jackson. The Premier properties break room may be the smokiest, smelliest room on the planet. The fellas break down what it is to “Do the Dutch.” Williamson...2018-10-171h 14The Glengarry Glen Ross MinuteMinute 87: Derivative, Referential, Horse-$#!%Matt is fired up and Bill is the gasoline. Bill would like to watch things vaporize and Matt would like to watch Bill watch that. Matt has the “Kill Bill” T-shirts already printed and ready to go. Bill won’t move that bubble wrap. Matt is reduced to conducting breathing exercises while Bill recounts some cricketing anecdotes. The fellas agree that A.I. fosters unity. Bill gets fired up for just a moment about jersey number restrictions. Matt feels Williamson’s horse-shit viscerally. The PDB gets his treatment. Bill is so proud of his week’s old, Chachi Arcola reference...2018-10-101h 08The Glengarry Glen Ross MinuteMinute 86: A Facts of Life Finding MissionMatt starts the episode three levels deep in a kind-of Inception-anger at Bill. Bill considers writing jingles for the mundanity of his every day life moments. Matt wants to “86” Bill from the show and now we all know the derivation of the term. Bill once met Hines Ward. Matt was terrified of the quiet killer. Bill is too proud of his own jokes. The fellas once again praise the film’s direction, this time, for the feeling of tension and claustrophobia. Here come the Lemmon praises again… look the guy was like, one of the best ever… What do want the b...2018-10-031h 16The Glengarry Glen Ross MinuteMinute 85: Riding Dirty on the QueenBill puts his unwillingness to take responsibility on display for the people. Matt is disgruntled. Bill regales us with stories of his particular faint-prone, frailty. Bill is eschewing the uniform dictate again. The fellas issue an artificial sweetener warning. The boys poke fun at maybe the most successful musical in Broadway history. Matt introduces Bill to the Youngbloodz. Chad Ochocinco gets discussed for the first time in a WHILE. Shelly cannot get the goddamn pretzel out of his goddamn molar. Spacey and Lemon share the screen dynamically. The boys sit in awe of the writing in this minute and...2018-09-261h 00The Glengarry Glen Ross MinuteMinute 84: DON’T Say the WordsThe fellas start the episode by introducing a new game, that no one will enjoy playing or listening to… and they call it “Don’t say the words.” Bill brings some prop talk. Matt thinks if you’re not getting you’re giving. The fellas, once again wonder why Polish jokes were OK. Matt faces one of the more embarrassing moments of his life, and that's saying something. Numerology gets really sad and weapon-y this week. The boys posit an innovative idea of swapping-in actual fat men, for nuclear weapons. Bill slept in the backyard 'cause he’s a grown man. The...2018-09-191h 15The Glengarry Glen Ross MinuteMinute 82: You Are Quite the Plumb BumThe fellas approach the All-Female Glengarry cast hub-bub with some opinions and some trepidation. Bill is a combination of randy and also leaden, on this particular day. Matt thinks Bill is perpetually seconds away from ingesting peanut butter. Bill is miffed at the idea of a “general purpose” bomb and has to get an Eagles reference in at every turn. Our heroes wonder who the fuck is Lempkin? More brilliant hand acting from Mr. Al. The fellas imagine a GGGR Atari game and they are both very pleased. Bill tells a Ford CEO story. Baylen is, most certainly, “hangry.” Roma con...2018-09-051h 08The Glengarry Glen Ross MinuteMinute 81: What's the Word? ThunderbirdThe glasses “tink,” then the bellies rumble, the head pounds. Yup you guessed it. The fellas finally get to try the oft discussed Thunderbird wine, to start the episode. A special thanks to Bill for bringing along the poison. Matt and Bill re-re-re-introduce themselves. Matt tells us about Shoji, the “Game of Generals” and imagine the salesforce might enjoy a game from time to time. Matt loves Talia Shire, but only in the pet store. Bill gets all mobbed-up. Matt briefly gets into the Hell's Angels. Bill talks Turkey. Dick “Night Train” Lane was more than just a suggestive nickname. Ma...2018-08-291h 04The Glengarry Glen Ross MinuteMinute 80: Sperm TieBill does not do his homework. The fellas are agog at how thermometers work and they’re downright irate at “ménage” numbers. Fuck you, Lucas. Matt hates the passing of the peace, a fact that surprises no one. The fellas notice some 80/20 splits in their own movie watching habits. Our heroes discuss road-tripping on I-80. There are so many Mokeskis to choose from. Bill doesn't seem to get the concept of 80-shilling ale, because it’s about... ale. This minute is a distressing minute for all involved, but no one does distressed like Jimmy Lingk. The shoulder pads in all th...2018-08-221h 15The Glengarry Glen Ross MinuteMinute 79: Hours Of Wheezing“Where is Winegardner Wheezing” is discussed as a dynamic future podcast endeavor. Matt thinks Bill’s death is a beautiful bird. Bill is so excited to share his new jingle and Matt is… mildly amused by it. Matt bemoans having to drag Bill towards success.Matt suggests “Dusty Gasses” as a band name. Bill is suspicious about eating potatoes grown in Martian shit-piles. Bill’s shoulders taper like an evil villain which inspires Matt to suggest that Bill would make a fantastic Williamson. Unquantifiable units of time are a very useful tool in a salesman’s bag of tricks. Ricky is the onl...2018-08-151h 08The Glengarry Glen Ross MinuteMinute 78: Shelly “Life Support Machine” LevineBill doesn’t know exactly where his microphone is and Matt says he probably shouldn’t be using a microphone in the first place. Bill’s alter-ego-hip-hop-mogul, origin story is born. We are overjoyed to present to you all, Mr. “li'l Silver.” Matt loves the carol the 12 Days of Christmas, but could stand a few more Dancin’ Ladies. Tarot gets some love. Ricky softly says “tell you something,” but what he’s really saying is “Sell you something…” Jonathan “nice” Pryce has got some range. Ricky’s darting eyes are tell-tale signs of the shit-storm that’s about to come rolling out of Williamson’s...2018-08-0852 minThe Glengarry Glen Ross MinuteMinute 77: Roma’d by a Sneaker KidBill is always doing a podcast with himself, in his head. Matt doesn’t care for that particular podcast. Bill promises a heapin’, helpin’ of common decency with every friendship. The fellas apparently don’t remember podcasting several moments in the film, nor do they remember entire segments of their own creation… and one of them is very sober. Marky Mark would make a terrible subconscious. Matt is unimpressed by the minute this week. The fellas talk salesmen… AGAIN. Matt once got Roma’d by a sneaker kid. Bill displays impressive mathematics skills and Matt ALMOST gets to praise him for it. Fo...2018-07-251h 03The Glengarry Glen Ross MinuteMinute 76: Anything you want, except for that one thing you keep asking forCord-cutting patter, starts the discussion this week. The fellas wonder what life would be like if LeBron lived next door with Wayne. Bill is drunk on his own pain. Heavyweight title bout, “Glenister Vs. Mason, The Argument at Parliament” gets some talk. The fellas get to a WWTP early, in the aid of one Mr. Walter Matthau. Bill would prefer to be the Shi-poo-pi guy. Matt, acting as both Sean Bradley apologist and Hillbilly advocate, ushers us through another award winning numerology segment. Baylen starts the real monosyllabic fun. The boys wonder why the interrogation of D.Ray/Shelly took...2018-07-111h 14The Glengarry Glen Ross MinuteMinute 74: Sus… Co…Lotta Baldwin to start things off this week. Mid-afternoon meals and going to them is discussed at length. Bill loves the acting in this minute. Baylen was probably getting a little anti-Semitic in that back office. Shame on you Baylen. All George wants to do is work. Williamson has no idea when the sales force needs a snack. John is a Cheetos vendor. The Gestapo really put the polish on anti-semitism. Ghallager makes a return. Matt puts out a reminder that Bill was against WWTP early on in the podcast. Everyone wants George to leave the room. Alan Arkin...2018-06-271h 17The Glengarry Glen Ross MinuteMinute 73: Ricky’s Word Salad is Well-TossedThis is an official warning: At moments in this episode, Matt’s level of frustration with Bill reaches “P-dupes-2.” Matt is offended by Bill’s big belly dance AND his pate. Bill doesn't care about the GGGR Minute uniform and Matt is less-than-pleased about that. In any case, Matt looks great in his uniform. Bill is an ersatz syphilis and he references vajazzling out of nowhere, so 2dubs is still doing 2dubs things. Blah blah, Rodman, blah blah. The fellas finally settle into this dizzying minute. Ricky’s word salad is well tossed. “GGGR Phrases, The Soup” is born. Jude Ciccolell...2018-06-201h 02The Glengarry Glen Ross MinuteMinute 72: “I Don’t Understand? You Don’t Count Saturday. And What, Would Have Elapsed?”Bill’s mouth noises have Matt on edge and not just his words this time. The fellas compare the podcast to different kinds of hugs. Bill’s pelvis abhors a Hoover. Kopono’s number confounds the boys. The fellas contemporize a long standing sports nickname. Matt talks glowingly about “Arrival” but Bill hates the space squids. Ricky’s attempted misdirects are absolutely laughable in that he doesn’t understand how days work.Bill fills us in on John H. McGlinchy, whoever he is. Ricky Roma prank calls a pizza shop, much to the chagrin of the pizza shop proprietor. Matt wants to...2018-06-131h 10The Glengarry Glen Ross MinuteMinute 71: Dot-Matrix Printed, Motivational SignsBill starts the show by waving Matt off, which Matt does not accept favorably. Leon Redbone pops by for a sec, which is always a treat. The fellas discuss the short-shorts era in the NBA. Pacino is still the best hand actor we’ve ever seen. Ricky’s fabrications are getting more impressive as the con continues. Jim gets activated for a moment. Ricky struggles thru these moments but uses modern dance to express his utter disbelief. Jonathan Pryce is glorious. A very helpful secretary, tries to give Ginny Lingk a word to the wise. This sparks a stand alon...2018-06-061h 05The Glengarry Glen Ross MinuteMinute 70: Exodus Omelettes and Ancient GunsThe fellas talk about the Celtics’ dominance. Matt laments approaching the end of the film which also means the end of the podcast. Bill suggests that David Mamet would be sorely disappointed in them. Matt is aggravated and Bill wants a nap (a potentially new podcast title). Matt has questions about this minute and about Bill’s obsession with floor-cleaning robots. Ricky is keeping secrets from D. Ray. Bill has always been a Mrs. D. Ray Morton, to Matt. More salt jokes this week. Matt wonders why D. Ray is going to Pittsburgh while Ricky heads to Mrs. Morton’s birt...2018-05-3056 minThe Glengarry Glen Ross MinuteMinute 69: The Back of What!?Be forewarned, Episode 69 has the boys acting more adolescent than usual. Matt is nonplussed about Bill’s ACTUAL lack of housekeeping. Matt hates Kevin Harlan, like a lot, and has questions about the back. Shelly and Ricky are really having some fun with each-other. Bill shares some of his puppet making highlights. Kennilworth is saved for the right moment. Bill imagines Shel and Rick on a Vespa together. Matt wants to communicate exclusively, via a Pacino puppet. D. Ray Morton is not getting on the “1:00.” The fellas struggle to recall an airport’s name. Shel slaps Ricky. Jim Lingk’s off scre...2018-05-231h 18
The Glengarry Glen Ross MinuteMinute 68: Dutch Scratchings and Ruse HatchingsGonzo starts the episode off with a big-bang. Matt has a rather unsanitary first, to celebrate with the audience. Bill hasn’t urinated since the Clinton administration. The boys are excited to talk about the Roma and Shelly improv scene. Bill claims that Shel’s minor stumbles are a bit of an issue. D. Ray Morton is a great made-up name and it prompts our man Bill to make some “salty” jokes. Matt suspects all the salesmen have a “go-to” alias. Ricky knows what D. Ray is up to insofar as his restaurant habits are concerned. Lingk just really wants to “Wi...2018-05-161h 07The Glengarry Glen Ross MinuteMinute 67: Hey, geologists, that’s great.Matt is not a patient man.The fellas talk about Taj, and "The Fish Who Saved Pittsburgh" for way too long. Bill says he enjoyed "Black Panther" but then divulges a series of critiques.Ricky starts the con and it gets off to a bumpy start. Shelly shows dat bubble butt and oh do the fellas love it. The boys introduce “Mime Corner.” Shelly means business and doesn’t want any bullshit. Techniques for giving the bird are discussed.Shelly’s hubris is on full display here. Ricky cannot put down the leads.There’s a sudden return trip to Romavil...2018-05-091h 00The Glengarry Glen Ross MinuteMinute 64: Not all vampires are salesmen, but all salesmen are vampiresMatt helps Bill out of his imposter syndrome and then helps him back into it. Gonzo makes his GGGR debut. Shelly is locked all on the Nyborgs, nothing on him. Matt praises the direction and camera work while again reiterating his LMR argument. Bill is the slumper AND a slump seer. Anyone looking to unleash their pent-up, giant baby thoughts, @billwinegardner is ready for you! The fellas liken the salesforce to a bunch o’ vampires. Then they discuss what it is to have solemnities. Why didn’t The Machine notice the sideboard at first? The boys announce their new proj...2018-04-111h 00The Glengarry Glen Ross MinuteMinute 63: Replete With PleatsA new segment, “What’s Botherin’ Bill?” is born, and in the maiden voyage, Bill whine-asks the question, “Where are my play toys?” Li’l Roma is the dream that turns into a nightmare for Matt. Bill vows to do something pro-active for the first time in… well prolly a really, really, long while. The legend of Coty Clark is born, and dies just as quick. Matt is super excited about what minute 63 means to his LMR (legit mutual respect) argument. Matt is a casualty of the contemporary language and gets ALL bound up on the phrase “pussy-foot.” Shelly is NOT pussy-footing...2018-04-041h 15The Glengarry Glen Ross MinuteMinute 62: Here We Are, Face to Face, A Couple o’ Brass BallsBill innovates systems of his own imaginings, he also thinks snow storms are a waste of time, so Bill hasn’t missed a beat. Matt takes us down to the Samarium area. The fellas discuss metals, magnets and kabuki drops. “Guy McIntyre, Noir Offensive Lineman” is born. Ricky gets REAL comfy as Shelly starts telling the war-story and Matt is ON BOARD! The fellas discuss the “stats” for entirely too long. Crumb cake, from the store gets its day on the shelf. Glenister gets the GGGR bump though that probably doesn’t mean what you think it means. The fellas discu...2018-03-281h 02The Glengarry Glen Ross MinuteMinute 61: We’re all on a spectrum of "fucked-UP"Buckle-up for a marathon episode of the GGGR minute. Matt wants to clear the air and Bill mocks him for it. Coen bros. movies are playing in Bill’s head, on a continuous loop. Matt would bring Marvin Gaye to Bill’s house to prove a point. The air is cleared... until it isn’t again, because Bill doesn’t know Dylan’s highway61. This whole place stinks with Bill’s farce for (at least) a week. In this minute, Davey gives us the best exit in movie history and maybe the rangiest bit of acting in the film. Bill, “The F...2018-03-071h 29The Glengarry Glen Ross MinuteMinute 60: Li'l Ricky and the Moss TrainWhat are the fellas babbling about this week? Well, it’s Roma and Moss coming to loggerheads. The fellas need a small child to punch up the cute factor for the sake of ratings. Matt needs a minute after handling Bill’s microphone. Burt Lancaster gets cast this week. Shelly just can’t get thru his war story. Dave is fighting back what seems to be gallons of anger spittle. The boys have some fun with a new song Bill made for funsies (that’s @billwinegardner) Matt helps us all understand the lack of vocabulary that comes with rage. Bill wan...2018-02-281h 15The Glengarry Glen Ross MinuteMinute 59: Deuteronomy!? Deuteronomy!?Bill, not surprisingly, sells Matt out AGAIN, to start an episode. The fellas have a new million dollar merch idea. An early WWTP brings Mr. T into the fold but not before some good old-fashioned bickering. Matt might be a racist. There’s no number 59 worth discussing. Bill re-innovates “Cats” as effectively as he innovates everything else. We’ve all got a mean streak in us. The fellas love how nonchalantly Ricky speaks about the robbery. Shelly just wants to get thru his war story. Dave doesn’t know which end is up. Matt has to shut-down a future WWTP. Alan...2018-02-211h 11The Glengarry Glen Ross MinuteMinute 58: Comin' in HotBill is riding high after the big Eagles' Super Bowl win. The fellas discuss the coming misfortunes of Davey Moss. Bill has no clue what his mattress consists of. Matt wonders what he should do with all the money in his mattess. Wait, the cop has two whats and a map? Dave is deluded enough to believe he did not rob the place. Ricky will not stop poking the Moss bear. The Nyborgs finally open the checkbook. Dave is specious about the timeline of Shelly’s big sale. The Machine has to wait in the car, again. Graff is re...2018-02-141h 14The Glengarry Glen Ross MinuteMinute 56: Tainted by PatelBill’s life is in no imminent danger, but he does want to kill himself eventually, which Matt is totally on-board with. Matt’s got a lot of great gummy ideas but Bill claims he would not eat them all. Lawrence Taylor gets a lukewarm, coked-up “atta boy.” What do George Aaranow and a Roomba have in common? Ricky throws the penalty flag on Williamson... 15 yards for roughing the saleman. Williamson “Vanna’s" the leads in Ricky’s direction. In an attempt to prove he can sell anyone, Ricky tries to sell Cobra Commander. Ricky will go to the cousin of Will...2018-01-311h 02The Glengarry Glen Ross MinuteMinute 54: Bring Your Own SharpieIs there too much Ricky on the podcast? Perhaps, but Zumbo don’t care. The new, upstart streaming service, Holo needs the fellas to provide some of their trademark mediocre content. Elia Kazan gets spontaneously ushered into the quote corner. This episode goes out to Brad “the rad” Lohaus. How would George fare selling insurance? Ricky forgets for a moment that Williamson is a shit-head. Matt is not friends with any hit-men, to his knowledge. It’s really up to all of us to decide what exactly Mitch and Murray are going to shit. Williamson seems overly concerned with Ricky go...2018-01-171h 12The Glengarry Glen Ross MinuteMinute 52: Duck And Buck or Overwhelmed by UnderwoodsMatt loves old typewriters and hopes to one day, pending Hanks’ interest, host a podcast about them. Bill prefers the company of older folks when ringing in the new year. Matt shouts out the Buck-ster this week. Bill will happily go all-Duckworth on you without missing a beat. Baylen smiles like he wants to take Ricky out back for some some real Bond-esque, testy torture. Bill gets all “theater professor” on us for a spell. George looks to seek comfort in the loving reassurance of Richard Roma. George’s studio apartment is all of our studio apartments. The fellas look a b...2018-01-031h 04The Glengarry Glen Ross MinuteMinute 51: Please Don’t Leave!This week we learn Bill apparently takes on all comers and he clearly doesn’t judge. Relationships get redefined, again. Innuendo-y names abound. Bill unveils his finest jingle to date. A new ride at Romaville is born, ya know, for kids. The fellas enlist Jude to help keep the listeners they have already. This is by far the most x-rated GGGR minute to date. The boys giggle and grin at “Bubbie.” Bill has done some exhaustive Cadillac research. Ricky heads out to the Six Flags safari with George in tow. Baylen is looking as imposing as ever. George is nervou...2017-12-271h 10The Glengarry Glen Ross MinuteMinute 50: Sit on it, WilliamsonThis one starts with a bit of insanity, and not surprisingly, some adult-diaper discussion. Pacino and David Robinson standing around on set was not, anatomically something Al appreciated. Matt wants to unwrap the super powers of the Fonz and, as an unexpected byproduct the boys take a crack at a “Who Would They Play: Happy Days Edition.” Ricky facetiously confesses straight away. Bill is suddenly a lighting designer. Ricky wants A LOT of reassurance AND that goddamned Cadillac. Aaranow has achieved his level 2, stealth modification. The boys work out which side of Pacino’s Head is baseline for “flippity” and which...2017-12-2058 min
The Glengarry Glen Ross MinuteMinute 49: Halfways and Bifurcations and Midpoints, Oh MyBill wants to drop it like it’s... something? It’s Act 2 people! Matt wants an “Old Saint Pacino" dropping down the chimney and the elf on the shelf seems to be an NSA operative. Bill tells us all how the midpoint is the essentially the halfway point and that it often comes between the two acts of a play... We are all overwhelmed with his tutelage. Matt thinks Al is at his most Scarface-ian at the top of this minute. The boys talk about being personally stole-robbered. Matt had myriad clues to steer clear of Bill as a podcas...2017-12-131h 07The Glengarry Glen Ross MinuteMinute 48: An Infinity of PerhapsesThe boys are agog at how the minutes are lining up and they revel in their good fortune. It’s no surprise at all, to discover that Bill is more polite than Matt. Ricky wants to show Jimmy something and he “whips out the brochure.” The fellas cast Cleavon Little. Bill tears thru an IMBD page and wants no chiming in from Matt. Matt wants Bill to enjoy more episodic television. Jere Burns gets a lotta chatter and rightfully so. The boys break down the brochure and the continuing Roma sales pitch. The fellas consider an “infinity of Perhapses.” Matt schoo...2017-12-061h 05The Glengarry Glen Ross MinuteMinute 47: All Aboard the Roma-Rail!The fellas are back in the bucket seats of the Buick Middle Manager and they are ready to ride again after a brief hiatus. First things first, a Glenister check in. This week, the seeds are planted for a Roma theme park. This episode goes out to sickly-Drago. In a post-apocalyptic world Bill still thinks that what he’s doing is good. Roma shows us, once more, the quintessential salesman. The fellas wonder “What do you keep?” Jimmy Lingk can’t get a word in edgewise. Matt wants to someday have a shipping company called “security... things, things... you know?” The...2017-11-291h 20The Glengarry Glen Ross MinuteMinute 46: Getting Cozy with GlenisterVan “The Super Fan” Cahill starts us off with some encouragement, a recommendation and something Matt is unwilling to deem an actual observation. Bill has a bevy of costumes at home that he doesn’t use for anything but jokey-fun-times. Matt is staunchly anti dog/clothes. The fellas rejoice in (nearly) reaching the half way point. The oft maligned McDLT gets some four-finger, chatter this week. Bill wants to help get Matt checked in to Roma-addicts anonymous. Bill is tracking the part in Pacino’s half-hair/half-rug situation. Dave has been fibbing about the amounts he promised. George repeatedly wants to...2017-11-151h 08The Glengarry Glen Ross MinuteMinute 44: The Mad Moss Bomber Strikes AgainAmbient ice jingling noise satiates Matt’s anger... until he remembers Bill is to his immediate left. Bill doesn’t quite know how to properly enter a domicile. The top of this minute is just the tip of the Dave Moss being-a-huge-pile-of-shit iceberg. Matt has engaged in some B&E’s and Bill seems very judge-y about it. Bill hates smoking but loves the look of smokers. The mad Moss bomber strikes again, “Tonight is the thing.” Matt finds a bit of specious occurrence in the progression of the pre-he-hemium leads. The boys imagine more Blake speech prep. Maybe too much...2017-11-011h 08The Glengarry Glen Ross MinuteMinute 43: I gotta get dat paper, boo-booYou can’t tee up the music of the soul. Bill thinks Matt’s segment needs a jingle and Matt is, as usual, anti-jingle. Matt reminds Bill that his Grandma “got down.” Cigarette machines continue to be a reminiscing point for our heros. Bill wants an agent smith multiplicity applied to George Aaranow. Matt wants the same with Roma, mainly for the aroma of Roma. Matt is done with the wet-Shelly-in-the-car motif. Bill, it seems, could sit and look at a wet Lemmon in a nondescript sedan for days on end, and Matt wants none of it. Train talk resurfac...2017-10-2552 minThe Glengarry Glen Ross MinuteMinute 42: Can O’ CornMatt starts off perturbed with Bill... again, which Matt is starting to consider a public service, since one could set their watch by it. Vin Baker the slam dunk maker gets thrown to the wolves this minute. The fellas discuss all the delightful banter in the language this minute. The boys find their way back to the top of the minute at least 4 times thanks to Bill. Davey Moss swears that while this robbery is a crime, “It’s also very safe.” Spliffs and vapes and essential oils make up Matt’s very distinct and according to his partner Bill, “p...2017-10-1854 minThe Glengarry Glen Ross MinuteMinute 39: Christian Slater Is Not Fucking A RobotA chorus of Romas asking for new leads, gets the fellas going this week. Even while being a be-sashed mayor of Romaville, Bill still feels a bit uneasy about his wallet. Csonka is giving $5 mustache rides. A couple of “regular” guys discuss satisfying evacuations. Lingk doesn’t want to be banished from Romaville. Nothing says “hey fuck you guys” like a Ricky Roma wink. Great meals don’t fade in Matt’s memory everything else does. The boys talk about how food should just be fuel. Jimmie Lingk isn’t sure he’s had any “good fucks” to use as a base-line, refere...2017-09-271h 01The Glengarry Glen Ross MinuteMinute 38: Ricky Roma Makes a SaleUnfortunately, Truman "Droopy Dog" Capote gets us started this week. It was about to be Matt's favorite minute, but like most things Matt enjoys, Bill ruins it. Bill believes that this minute contains some "ponderous feces." Matt would prefer Bill just didn't lean on him at all as the fellas unpack this densely brilliant monologue. Bill thinks that train compartments smelling of shit is a joke, Matt thinks it's a serious matter. Bill gets a little hung-up on "middle class morality," and we all get a little cringed-up at one of Roma's allowances. The fellas discuss "absolute morality." Matt...2017-09-2059 minThe Glengarry Glen Ross MinuteMinute 37: HEY, HEY, HEY... It's Fat Capitano Coming Your WayThe impending Roma scene is like Christmas to Matt, which makes this minute nothing more than a sad, old man in a phone booth. Bill is perpetually a first day of school kid. The Lemmon wetters get foiled this week. Matt and Bill both seem to love "as seen on TV" products. What is it that Mrs. Nyborg is out doing by herself so late at night? The boys discuss video game movies and their general ineffectiveness. Bill poignantly points out Shelly's tragic flaw. One shouldn't pretend to be in an office when calling from a highway. Dr. Encryption...2017-09-1347 minThe Glengarry Glen Ross MinuteMinute 35: The Golden GruntleBill starts the episode with a bit trivia no one wanted and damn near gets Matt's Italian-American card revoked. Roma man, Roma man, he don't care. This sentence can also be applied to other things that "don't care." What if George was saying "sails, sails?" In a new show-high, or maybe low, it's getting harder to tell, the boys cast GGGR with Muppets!? Our heroes take us on a bit of a detour through dead basketball players. Salman Rushdie gets a shout. Matt stresses "Don't do things that make you happy, be happy." Rows and roads can both be...2017-08-3058 minThe Glengarry Glen Ross MinuteMinute 34: Dickies, Doduts and Jack LemonadeThis week's show is piping hot and fresh off the presses. Matt can live without an eclipse. Bill loves a good segue. Matt shouts out "The Truth" and very much wants to cast Lee Majors. We all figuratively get banished from the Spannel household in this minute, but not before the fellas, at long last, break down dickies. Larry just can't shake the machine, despite his best efforts. Premier Properties is in the process of converting all their analog files to digital. Barkeep, I'll have a Jack Lemonade as long as the bar is dark and sad. Bill is...2017-08-231h 00The Glengarry Glen Ross MinuteMinute 31: Heads is Roma, Tails is MossSo... Matt has tasted his own urine. Bill seems to no longer be interested in playing the casting game. Matt thinks Bill appears squirrelly and untrustworthy. Aaranow is especially wound up this minute. After the fellas dip their toes back in the racism pool, they look to cast Carol O'Conner and Sidney Poitier. If you need to know how this epidode is going, all you need to know is "Heads is Roma, Tails is Moss." Bill's hetero-normative take on Adam and Eve is awkward at best. Nippsy Russel works blue thanks to Blake. Aaranow seems to feel that a...2017-08-021h 00The Glengarry Glen Ross MinuteMinute 30: Hamper-Shame, Doughnut-Shame, and RacismBill starts us off this week by ONCE AGAIN, feigning interest but this time he does it with a thumb up his ass. Car purchases aside, Matt considers himself more of a lesbian-lady than a straight man. Bill proves to be an even bigger Aaranow than first estimated. Matt takes Steph Curry to the mat unnecessarily. Bill despises Matt's new opening, jersey-number, segment. "We work too hard," said everyone who ever had a job. The boys wanna set Glengarry in Philly just for the regional dialect. If Moss don't wanna take the leads, why's he take 'em? Matt once...2017-07-261h 09The Glengarry Glen Ross MinuteMinute 29: I'll Have Lunch, Before I'm Back From Lunch or No One Wants to Be the Lemon WetterTo start Episode 29, we learn that Bill was not sure about following thru on the entirety of the film. Social media handles get some discussion this week. Sure Pervis was never nervous, but maybe not for the reasons you'd imagine. We're still in the car and 2 minutes in the Buick "middle manager" feels like a goddamned eternity. Shelly ain't got money in his wallet or anywhere else. The fellas wonder what exactly is in Shellys wallet? Shelly employs the last bastion of the outmoded guy. Bill will have lunch, before he's back from lunch. Mamet goes to lunch often...2017-07-191h 04The Glengarry Glen Ross MinuteMinute 27: Third Act ProblemsBill does one of his more disturbing characters ever to start the ep and his foibles are as far as Matt is concerned, akin to pedophilia. Nipsy Russel gets some attention this week. Ricky Roma is overheard using the king of pop's favorite, in-song expression, "Shamón." Shelly makes a guttural noise of dissatisfaction that would have lost him an election about a decade ago. The fellas wonder if anyone has ever started their car to insinuate that they should GTFO. You can't get all evil and cut-throat when people are just trying to go on a cruise. Hear B...2017-07-051h 05The Glengarry Glen Ross MinuteMinute 26: Shelly's Transformative Moment and a Shit-DickBill couldn't even plug in a microphone for his pal, despite the fact that it was mere inches away. Bill is not only tired this week, but he is also a shit-dick. We witness, at Bill's urging, Shelly's cinematic conversion into a world unfamiliar. Matt vehemently hates a hearty "yeah, no." It's like Bill is getting paid per Star Wars reference and Matt thinks Uncle Owen was NOT a bad guy. Bill lobbies to cast Mark Hamill this week. The guys talk about their old cars in a very "top-gear" way. Bill imagines a world where everyone is or...2017-06-2850 minThe Glengarry Glen Ross MinuteMinute 25: Handjob OverturesDiscussions of ear buds and versatile ear canals start us off this week. Matt loves achievable expectations, and hates being called "mama." The idiots talk about 30 year old Phillies infielders. Shelly, like the rest of us, is dubious of Williamson's assertion that he will "marshall his sales force." The fellas wonder what the job posting of the office manager would look like today. Bill spends entirely too much time on YouTube for a sober guy. The boys talk about how Pacino now makes all his roles VERY Pacino. The boys are back to discussing the color palatte and lighting...2017-06-2153 minThe Glengarry Glen Ross MinuteMinute 23: Maps and Other CrapBill figuratively punches his friends in the schnoz and seems to have oodles of domestic fun quoting the film around the house. The fellas are back to descriptions of the set. If you work in a place that is occupied mostly by men, it'll get smelly in 7.4 seconds. If there were a Glenngarry themed ice-cream shop, one thing is certain, these two morons wouldn't have a clue what to call any of the flavors. Listen in horror as Bill does the speaking equivalent of a fumble on the 5 yard line. Matt takes umbrage with Bill's Apple Watch activity. The...2017-06-071h 05The Glengarry Glen Ross MinuteMinute 22: I Get Nothing for "Fuck-Bucket?"Welcome to our new podcast, "two idiots who can't remember how to count in other languages." Bill loves to make up French words cause hey, we're all just here killing time, this life. Jack Lemmon is conducting a goddamn acting master class over this minute. He is one of the greatest film actors of our time and the boys give him a nice shine. Matt thinks Bill has completely stopped listening to him, and there truly isn't any evidence to the contrary. Williamson itinerizes his evening for the Machine, which seems a little fishy to Matt. The fellas imagine...2017-05-311h 08The Glengarry Glen Ross MinuteMinute 21: We Had Made a Pact, a Solemn, Sovereign PactBill's worst episode yet kicks off with him swearing up and down that he found David Mamet on Twitter. Matt is appropriately skeptical. More praise from the fellas for Shelly the Machine and his sweet sales style. Back to Moss and Aaranow in the car for a bit where we learn a soggy George is among the saddest things ever to be witnessed. Roma and Shelly are playing two different sales games. The fellas rehash the difference between the Hollywood way and the Theater way. How many chocolate doughnuts does one guy need for a robbery? Matt brings the...2017-05-2454 minThe Glengarry Glen Ross MinuteMinute 20: I Thought What I Was Doing Was GoodBill and Matt are making substantial upgrades to the audio rig this week. Matt is looking for a way to mute Bill, who has offered up a first draft of a housekeeping jingle. Zumbo judges it harshly but Hemingway and Paul Shaffer hate it too. Matt loves the word cunt. The boys crack open significant problems in the medical industry. Bill and Matt finally recognize that they are nothing more than developmentally arrested children, incessantly quoting their favorite movie. Is Moss the most morally corrupt of the group? Bill had some big, Mamet-family doin's this week and he tells...2017-05-1957 minThe Glengarry Glen Ross MinuteMinute 19: Ricky Roma Takes a CruiseThe fellas get Bill's tombstone epitaph all worked out to lead things off. Matt asks an age-old Roma question. Tarantino comes up again and makes the boys wonder if Mamet's shoulders are sore from having Quentin standing them. The boys continue to break down the "crackling" dialogue. Bill decides that skydiving might be a good way to go out. Mamet doesn't have to explain himself or what a list of nurses is, to you or anyone else. The boys get into the nitty-gritty reality that language is action. Quote corner (no jingle????) comes your way this week. The fellas...2017-05-171h 02The Glengarry Glen Ross MinuteMinute 18: Fuck or WokBill's possessive nature is infuriating to Matt who describes himself as the less-disappointing one. Pacino's presence on set seemed to make Lemon a little more southern lilty. Harris and Arkin delight the boys with their excellence in the execution of the Mamet dialogue. Matt wants Moss to retire, for Moss's sake. The fellas break down Moss's evil intentions and Aaranow's deeply rooted ineptitude. Matt's brownies are, for the record, not fucking dry. George would love to make sailboats in bottles. Matt needs to watch his phrasing, especially where baseball analogies are concerned. Baldwin and the Match Game get a...2017-05-1051 minThe Glengarry Glen Ross MinuteMinute 17: Toast and SequinsWarren Beatty got old, huh? Some Oscar faux pas discussion gets the fellas going this week. Matt wants more Roma and less "my pet" from Bill, who almost immediately, ruins the podcast. Shelly gets the salesman operating system up and running in this minute. Nobody wants Moss in their kitchen. Salesmen are sadly, obsolete in 2017. Bill had a far superior Cutco home-demo than Matt had. Bill bought some Gordon Gartrell suits and has no clue who that means. "The People vs. OJ Simpson" gets some love. The fellas laboriously break down Shelly's cold-call. Traditional gender roles are uncomfortably on...2017-05-0356 minThe Glengarry Glen Ross MinuteMinute 15: Talk about ChildishnessThis one gets off to a bit of a rocky start. Mostly cause Bill's a jerk. A human jerk, but still a jerk and he doesn't need YOUR note paper!! What's Williamson doing in that back office there? The boys try to unpack why the sales force gets two leads tonight and two tomorrow. Bill compliments Matt's mic technique! Matt has a gripe with Bill's persistent obsession with the laptop countdown display. The fellas talk about how most of Moss' lines are Mametian perfection. Don't use a verb as a noun or kick a mic stand, or Bill will...2017-04-1947 minThe Glengarry Glen Ross MinuteMinute 14: A Gyllenhaal Followed by a ShalhoubBill's alleged sweetness starts this episode off. Blake is a 2 shave a day guy. Matt is a self proclaimed evolutionary step and Dave Moss is his spirit animal. The TSA lady in The Spanish Prisoner gives Bill the icky feelings. The fellas agree that passive aggressive responses to movie studio notes would not make for good scenes. Where have you gone Great Space Coaster? "Tell her I'll call her from the road" might be the saddest sentence in existence. David Paymer is Hollywood in a nut-shell. Bill's continued attempts to engage celebrities and referees alike now have Matt permanently...2017-04-1246 minThe Glengarry Glen Ross MinuteMinute 12: These ARE My Brass BallsBill starts without Matt this week but claims he was just "queuing." Once again, Mr. Pacino's vocal variances throughout his many eras, are discussed at length. We finally reach a kind-of climax in the less-than-tender Blaking. Bill and Matt have fallen ill but that doesn't stop the bad impression train from rolling. The fellas imagine that Aaranow has the saddest off-screen life one can imagine. We get public speaking pro-tips from Blake. Pro-tip: Warm Baldwin breath on a neck goes a long way towards intimidation. The fellas connect the dots between Baldwin's Blake and Baldwin's Trumpkin. Sometimes a bad...2017-03-2959 minThe Glengarry Glen Ross MinuteMinute 11: Wait, how do you say it?Quote Corner gets us going this week (still no jingle). Bill and Matt discuss how school ruins everything. Two world-class quitters explain how to quit with purpose. Bill finds emotional connection in an Argentinian bodega. The fellas exchange tragic Google Translate stories. Praise abounds for Bruce Altman. Is Moss getting beat down or is he just getting mad? Do they do celebratory ass-slaps in that back room? 'Cause no one wants an ass slap from Jude Ciccolella. Despite the fellas' Italian heritage, they have NO idea how to pronounce "Ciccollela." Do you like a Nutella? Don't ever judge another...2017-03-2247 minThe Glengarry Glen Ross MinuteMinute 10: Branagh in the Sauna or Not Everything is Meant to be MountedBuckle up, cause there's no room for agreement this week. Bill's longing for backstage banter turns into a meditation on Blake's emphasizing "man-stuff." Matt lets us in on his boudoir discourse. Blake gets a little Tony Robbins-y. Matt takes umbrage with AIDA and Bill tells him he's wrong by conducting a class on active and passive lazzi, that no one asked for. The fellas get to talk a little "fuck or walk" then they run down their favorite Mamet cinematic highlights. Bill shares more about his mental degradation when he tells us about his split-personality, car-buying tactic. The rainy...2017-03-1554 minThe Glengarry Glen Ross MinuteMinute 8: Being Baldwin'd in the Ocho or In the 70s Misogyny was Kind of Like Having a TieThe fellas praise the stylized naturalism of Mamet's dialogue... again. Bill doesn't buy that Matt wants to actually see slice of life represented. Bill apparently likes to wash his hands as far from the scene of the crime as he can. The fellas engage in a time honored debate: "Wyatt Earp" vs. "Tombstone," which only serves as a platform for Matt to fawn over Kilmer. Is Glenngarry truly the death of a salesman? The boys conduct an impromptu and imperfect screen writing course. Tarantino stood on Mamet's shoulders. Bill has to be convinced that Mamet is the Godfather of...2017-03-0151 minThe Glengarry Glen Ross MinuteMinute 6: The Biggest Aaronow or Give Your Pain a ColorIt takes a while to get to the minute because Bill introduces the inaugural housekeeping portion of the podcast... to mixed results. Dave moss is practically on fire. Bill wonders why we like pouring thru all this sadness so much? Matt might have traced his interest in writing, back to Doogie Houser!?!? We finally meet George Aaranow! Roma is a taker masquerading as a giver. Any power at all goes right to Matt's head. We learn that Bill is, in fact, the biggest Aaranow. The fellas look forward to the Blake portion of GGGR. Bill apparently has impulses to...2017-02-1544 minThe Glengarry Glen Ross MinuteMinute 5: Lori Tan ChinIn our worst episode yet, Bill chastises Matt with his eye balls. Bill and Matt, argue like adults about the staging of the original play. Can one man mansplain to another mansplaining mansplainer? More evidence surfaces supporting Matt's opinion that Ricky and Shel have a mutual respect and as a result Matt breaks a record for saying the phrase "mutual respect." Game recognize game is a concept that, not surprisingly, slipped by our buddy Bill. The fellas explore mentoring, just before they "Bobby Mcferrin" their way thru some of the "Untouchables" soundtrack. Then, they "treat" us to some very...2017-02-0841 minThe Glengarry Glen Ross MinuteMinute 4: Be My MacGuffinMatt's appreciation of the whole Pacino aesthetic is starting to get uncomfortable. Bill stews in his own ignorance and Matt drinks to that and to the drink casting choices. He then promptly quits the podcast. Bill used to order mint juleps because he's "interesting." The fellas go from 0 to Pacino in 2.3 seconds. Matt has to explain the concept of "game recognize game" and as a result, wants to cast Kyrie Irving this week. Bill simply cannot accept the very obvious concept of mutual respect between Roma and Levine. Despite contrary public opinion, the boys think Mamet is a very...2017-02-0338 min