Shows
Crisco CoutureCrying In The Fish RoomBefore hopping on a private jet to Malta, Blaine takes a moment to record a message for her fans.2011-04-0709 min
Crisco CoutureThere Has to Be a Better Way to Get Bigger TitsBlaine has big news... big, terrible news!2010-09-0507 min
Crisco CoutureBonne Anniversaire!Blaine sends out a heartfelt musical birthday greeting to her personal assistant, Paula.2010-08-3002 min
Crisco CoutureSpecial Recording: Performance from the Peterson-Duff Wedding AfterpartyBy popular demand, here it is! My exclusive performance from the Peterson-Duff Wedding Afterparty! This ought to hold you the fuck over until we get new episodes... and if not, well fuck you, I never promised you consistency!2010-08-0810 min
Crisco CoutureJesus Hallelujah Is KingBlaine joins up with her church choir, The Pear Valley Peaches, to record a touching and joyous Easter cantata. Let your spirits be lifted, you common trash!2010-04-0207 min
Crisco CoutureClassic Blaine: Let Me Celebrate My LossBlaine, acting as an advocate for women everywhere, takes on how we as a society treat miscarriage. Banned in Utah, obviously.2010-03-2803 min
Crisco CoutureThe Aftershit: Who The Fuck Is Dave?!Blaine, exiled from Macguffy Heights, doesn't want to talk about it.2010-03-2807 min
Crisco CoutureA Fine Home: Mystic Fortunes and Sexy CookiesAnother exciting installment of A Fine Home! In today's A Fine Home, Blaine tackles the following subjects:
Decor: Don't pay a fortune to live like a dirty hippie! Let Blaine give you tips on Bohemian style!
Gardening: Sun Lamps! They're important!
Cuisine: Blaine shares her dear friend Marigold's St. Patrick's Day Mint Sugar Cookies!
Also featuring this month's tablescape predictions and a "special" guest appearance from that bitch, Concepción!2010-03-0709 min
Crisco CoutureWanton Wisdom: Man ProblemsBlaine helps two middle American gals deal with their men. Brought to you by Anease, Americans' Lube.2010-03-0106 min
Crisco CoutureMisters BlaineBlaine has moved back into Douglas' home in Macguffy Heights. She's trying to pick up right where she left off, but she's having some difficulty getting the staff to make the transition...2010-02-2209 min
Crisco CoutureThe Aftershit: Holy Fuck, Continuity!Watch and amaze as Blaine's golden parachute magically transforms into a golden Vera Wang wedding dress.2010-01-3106 min
Crisco CoutureA Fine Home: Mediterreanean Style and Mochatinis!Blaine's hot new home living and style segment! Today's topics include...
Home Decor: Love that Tuscan Style? Let Blaine show you how!
Gardening: Blaine's winter gardening tips!
Cocktail Time: Blaine shares her friend Maryanne's Peanut Butter Cup Mochatini recipe!2010-01-2412 minCrisco CoutureWanton Wisdom: Elderly IssuesBlaine answers two letters in the first installment of our new feature, Wanton Wisdom.2010-01-1809 min
Crisco CoutureThe MammaromaBlaine's financial future looks bright as she cashes in on the rising trend of memetically mutated crap!2010-01-1809 min
Crisco CoutureSad Christmas Indian Box Children Thanks for EverythingSEASON FINALE! As 2009 comes to a close, Blaine discusses what is in store for the Crisco Couture for its 2010 season. She also takes a moment to extend her gratitude to those that volunteered for Operation Christmas Child, and shares just why this particular charity is so important to her, in a way that only she can.2009-12-2810 min
Crisco CoutureA Very Merry BlainemasA touching holiday special for all! Blaine captures the magic of Christmas with a medley of Holiday favorites interspersed with heartwarming anecdotes.2009-11-1509 min
Crisco CoutureIt's Spelled Dee Apostrophe ShawnBlaine gets back into the dating game with three very lucky men.2009-11-0906 minCrisco CoutureRich Bitch EconomicsBlaine shares with us her four secrets on how to live glamorously while adhering to a strict budget.2009-10-2516 min
Crisco CoutureMac Arthur's ParkBlaine works through her issues by recording a cover of the Donna Summer version of Mac Arthur's Park on Douglas' voice mail.2009-10-1107 min
Crisco CoutureJon and Kate Plus 8 InchesBerstrom's Paddle Wax presents today's episode, as Blaine reveals a secret that she has been struggling to hide since the end of September.2009-10-1108 min
Crisco CoutureIt's Like E! News... Only without Ryan Seacrest fussing with his buttplug during commercial breaks.2009-09-2109 min
Crisco CoutureA Gathering of WoodturtlesBlaine recovers from extensive surgery, and goes to a family reunion.2009-09-1408 minCrisco CouturePlay It Safe, GirlsAll you need to know about this episode is that Charlize Theron can suck it.2009-08-3009 min
Crisco CoutureServing the Leather DonutHas your man lost interest in sex? Blaine has some advice you simply can't miss.2009-08-2306 min
Crisco CoutureThe Truth About Gwyneth PaltrowBlaine comes to the defense of her favored actress and soul sister, Gwyneth Paltrow.2009-08-1807 min
Crisco CoutureOn the WomanitiesBlaine discusses women's issues, from the perspective of a strong Christian woman who occasionally qualifies as a gay man when in need of male privilege.2009-08-1504 min
Crisco CoutureCharity and BeautyBlaine discusses her take on acts of charity, and offers beauty advice.2009-08-1507 min