Shows
I Woke Up For ThisTwo More Is All - Ep 67 w/ Justin Van BerkomOur new pal Justin Van Berkom clocks out of his night shift to come into the studio early morning!We talk about stupid saying, embarassing moments with our crushes, Our Moms' hall passes, not making it back in time and driving with things in your pants, $600 chains, being selective on what lungs you get during transplants, listening to yourself, giraffe's tongues, and oh so much more!Justin just showed up in the comedy scene and he's super funny! Put him on his first paid comedy gig a couple weeks...2025-07-301h 00
I Woke Up For ThisThe Jack Link's Standard - Ep 66Blaise and Quay with an Ep with the OG BOYS!!!Such a fun one that starts off with Blaise getting chased by a homeless man, before we get into the hot topics like what if our currency went back to the gold standard, but instead of gold, if it was beef jerky. We also talk about if you would be able to get away with crimes in NYC if you flew there just for that, Sam Goody Stores, collecting cans in Detroit, some fun things about rappers in the news...2025-07-231h 00
I Woke Up For ThisEp 65 - Ballistic Boizzz w/ Jantzonia & DurowSome kickass musicians, rappers, local (going on international) legends Durow and Jantzonia stay awake all night from a show to come in and talk with the boys. We discuss their tour that's coming up - The Ballistic Tour - that you should definitely go to if you get the chance. Both these guys are so talented and you'll see their names in lights some day, so be the hipster that can say you saw them before they were famous. We get into nicknames, friends snoring and sleeping with...2025-07-1856 min
I Woke Up For ThisMoistal Kombat - Ep 34 w/ Matthew TernusMatthew Ternus, comic and new pal of ours, wipes the sleep out of his eyes and darts down to Fargo all the way from Grand Forks for a stellar time with the boizzz!We start out by converting him (to what? We're not sure). Then we start talking about Lunchables for Communion, sweet special surgeries that Matt had, finding trenchcoats big enough for all 3 of us on top each other, putting pepperonis on statues, stable women named Sable, making cool noises, steamy novels for Men?, getting caught reading books by...2025-07-0954 min
I Woke Up For ThisGetting Boyled - Ep 63 w/ Josh BoyleJosh Boyle escapes the extreme heat of the depths of Arizona. Which is equivalent to where God's (our lord and savior) worst enemy is from. We talk favorite dinosaurs - T-Rex will always rule - rapper diss tracks and how they're not impressive, laying awake with your thoughts (and never sleeping because of it), Susan Boyle, how we need more cold in this world becausean ice age will bring the world together, energy drink anxiety, (Marquay slept in through the whole pod, but he's a loving husband and father...2025-07-0355 min
I Woke Up For ThisFighting Density - Ep 62 w/ Rachel KennedyRachel Kennedy is back in town to discuss life with us!We talk about pageant kids, old man habits, watching ducks, getting scared and eating soup, training for Hello Kitty wars, April O'neil / Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles, childhood fights and Marquay saying something super BA to his teacher.(Sorry about the video. Somethign went reallll wacky so you'll just see pictures of us during this instead of the ole video. Should be fixed by next week :) )2025-06-271h 08
I Woke Up For ThisHorse Caddies - Ep 61 w/ Bethany AbelnBethany Ablen takes a day off of lifting weights to join the boys in studio again!We talk about soft, short, long, and low vowels. Beth tells us the details in the latest "Steamy Novel" she read. Debate if getting good at cooking is easier than getting good at other skills/talents. Wonder what it would be like if you had caddies for horse racing, talk about Ninja Turtles and other tunnels in NYC, we get one of our first random calls in ever! (Who just happened to be our friend Travis Teske who won...2025-06-1853 min
I Woke Up For ThisGLAMPA - Ep 60A fun one with Blaise and Quay!We talk about Reese's Piece's being PC, Blaise crying at camp, a crazy electrocution from Marquay's childhood, president's daughters, Great Grandparents vs Glamorous Grandparents, a fun interaction with the band Everclear, cops watching everything, those robot dogs not being able to be pet right, and so much more!Also, if you subscribe this week, you're entered in drawing for Theo Von tickets in Fargo on June 21! So click it!Enjoy!2025-06-1155 min
I Woke Up For ThisAshley Farms - Ep 59 w/ Kyle HuberComedian, cartoonist, and pal, Kyle Huber rolls out of bed to join the pals today!Another fun week to wake up with the Woke Mob. We talk about the ole northern fires, light sabers vs cats, Canadian ladies, Hillary Clinton's skin, Good Charlotte, good quotes by politicians, we rhyme with Lou Ferrigno's name, Hulk it up, and just oh so much more. Kyle is a fun pal and he released the first episode of his cartoon "Welcome to Ashley Farms" on Youtube. Ashley Farms stars Kyle along with some of our friends and...2025-06-041h 09
I Woke Up For ThisParental Guidance 13 - Ep 58 w/ Ruby RichardRuby Richard spends her morning with us after a fun day and night out. We talk about murder mysteries, eating slop in prison, best meats to eat after murders, if hanging out with us is more fun than being married, PG-13 movies, how to eat calamari, gingers, why the government doesn't like us, escaping prison by getting a guard to fall in love with you. And more that You'll have to listen to find out!Enjoy!2025-05-281h 03
I Woke Up For ThisDown Yer Dog - Ep 57 w/ Greg HobbsOur good pal, Greg Hobbs sneaks away from home and finds relief talking with the boys this morning!They talk about matching clothes, gals at clubs with names like the 7 Dwarves, downward dogs, models for the statue of David, getting hit in the tip, if a particular something is supposed to be big enough to block being hit in other things, lists of things done at St. Patty's days, and a pilemore of other things that you'll rather find out listening than see typed out!2025-05-2152 min
I Woke Up For ThisKirstie Alley's Diaper Party - Ep 56 w/ Josh DulleaHoly moly, Quay actually didn't wake up for this in time. Luckily, Blaise and our friend and fan fave, Josh Dullea were up in time to start!We talk about Kirste Alley's baby shower, how we'd throw diaper parties, Jelly Roll/WWE crossover fans, if Andy's mom's toys come to life like the other Toy Story toys, horse girls, ending things with GG (for gross guys not good game), auctioning off garters, The Juice innocence,courting Casey Anthony on the beach, and I think that's enough...2025-05-151h 02
I Woke Up For ThisCaked Up Caddies - Ep 55 w/ DusterAnother great week as our good pal, musician, and comedian, Duster wakes up to hang with the boyzzz again!We discuss the greatest things that need discussing which include - resurrecting the Laurel vs Yanni internet fad, if there's a 35 driver golf club, if caddies really do anything, a certain type of special model, puppets from our past, stories of people in wheelchairs, real pickup trucks, and grea talk about egg yolks!Hold onto your pants cuz this one might blow them...2025-05-0759 min
I Woke Up For ThisOne Fing Fam - Ep 54 w/ Bethany AbelnStrong Bethany joins the show again today!We talk prisms, cats, if your whole family each only had one finger, a revolution in the 60s and what that started, sitting Slater style, spewing from your face, and so much more!Like, subscribe, and enjoy!2025-05-011h 07
I Woke Up For ThisTiger -ingA great day to wake up with Blaise and Quay!You'll hear some great extremely helpful things like surviving by eating boogeys, talk about monsters, bats (The animal), bats (the things in baseball), Sammy Sosa, Yao Ming, Dr. Mario being a bad doctor, 4 player Pac-Man, different versions of the Tiger King, and oh so much more. Enjoy!And while you're enjoying, like and subscribe!2025-04-231h 04
I Woke Up For ThisCool Psychosis - Ep 52 w/ Josh DulleaOur good buddy and fellow comedian, Josh Dullea joins the show again!Quay is out doing good deeds in the world this morning, so it's just the Blaise & Josh show today. They talk about Herrons, their own hometown "Hey Arnold!" characters, some of their favorite foster kids growing up, fun addicts they've ran across in their day,and wonder what stage of psychosis isn't fun anymore. That's not even scratching the surface of the dumb things you're going to hear. Like, Subscribe...2025-04-1755 min
I Woke Up For ThisBaby Birding - Ep 51 w/ Matt ClearyMatt Cleary steals his coworker's while they slumber and comes to join us in studio today!The boys talk thawing or unthawing, baby birding drinks, other things baby birding can mean, new Red Bull commercials, Ford Festivas, silly putty, Blaise's story of his friend falling a great height, Matt's great movie references, the Sunday Paper, The Dakota Zoo - And just wait til you hear about Marquay's Cow Plan!We cover a lot in this wild ep, so buckle up! Matt's a cool friend, a hilarious comic, and he's also co-host...2025-04-091h 11
I Woke Up For ThisPast Due Baby - Ep 50 w/ Shkar AbdullaAnother day of waking up on Tuesday morning to record!Our pal, Shkar Abdulla comes in on Eid to have the best time of his life. We talk about Hudson Hawk, drinking pop in the morning like teachers, twins that are older than their twins, live births, Drake, draining veins, and so much more. Kinda all over the place... that's weird for us, right?Enjoy!2025-04-0259 min
I Woke Up For ThisLifelike Denture Cases - Ep. 49Just the main Ol' Boyz, Blaise and Quay, crawling out of bed and driving downtown to do this one!They talk about bears of bosses, getting painted like Jesus, maternity leave, carnivals - which obvs leads to Gravitron talk, places people put their dentures and wigs, and what if you could only sing your emotions? How to they make all that fit together? Listen to find out! 2025-03-261h 00
I Woke Up For ThisWood Approved - Ep 48 w/ Aaron MillerGood pal, Aaron Miller gets done with his morning meeting and runs in to discuss all cool random things this morning!The boys leave Marquay alone for a while to talk to himself for a while, then they talk mayonnaise, eating levels of mayo instead of hot sauce, breakaway button pants, sister uncles, Blaise's speech impediment growing up, ninjas from Germany, and becoming film stars when you're retired!Enjoy!2025-03-191h 03
I Woke Up For ThisFloppy Toppy - Ep 47 w/ David StandalOur good pal Davey joins the show today and comes in with his morning coffee ready to roll!Speaking of coffee, Blaise comes in with his coffee in a Pho container, we discuss the relevance of monkey bars in organizations across seas, talk about round ice cubes, Patric Mahommes dumb hair, tuna sandwich zombies, oranges in pockets, and if you don't know what any of this is, then take a listen.Have a great day!2025-03-1256 min
I Woke Up For ThisPersimmon Truck Nuts - Ep 46 w/ Josh DulleaJosh Dullea comes back in studio after quite the hiatus of being on the show. The ole boyeees get into talking about foreshadowing in the Titanic, iceberg lettuce, clothing optional beaches we're aware of - some wild stories that go along with them, golf clubs, the substance persimmon, new objects besides truck nuts to put on your vehicles, old guy corvettes and boy oh boy, so much more!Enjoy! 2025-03-051h 01
I Woke Up For ThisA Cantankerous Put Upon - Ep 45 w/ Dylan GronlundOne of our fav pals, and first timer, Dylan Gronlund, rolls out of bed and leaves his house join the boyz in studio today.This is a very enjoyable episode where we cover 5 things that Dylan did at work this week, people having rights, starting a family with a lot lizards, going to places with girls, and we see a precarious movement and wonder what it's all about. Dylan hosts the open mic every Tuesday at Boss' Comedy Club and you can see him around telling jokes at other places too. Go see him when...2025-02-261h 10
I Woke Up For ThisRiver Eels & Yung Bush - Ep. 44 w/ Bethany AbelnBethany Abeln joins the pod again after waking up way to early for her own good. We rhyme and just say random words, talk about favorite Presidents, shortened names that don't start with the first part of names, Marquay's love child, packing bindles, No Doubt songs, find out if there's eels in Bismarck, and a LOT more. It's a fun one so strap in!2025-02-191h 04
I Woke Up For ThisHolding Smear - Ep 43 w/ JantzoniaJantzonia takes a minute out of his schedule from slinging sick rhymes to come into the studio.We discuss holding places up with d**kie, Jenny Mccarthy, scale toilets, riding in cars with no drivers, how wolves actually go off to be lone wolves, rabies, staph infections, things Beyonce has been in, and a ridiculous amount of other things.Jantzonia is a sick rapper. Check him out on Spotify, Apple Music, Youtube, wherever you get your tunes. And if you get a chance to see him live, don't miss it. The dude is going places. @j...2025-02-131h 05
I Woke Up For ThisBig Black Cowbell Park - Ep 42 w/ Parker BooneParker Boone wakes up from his slumber and instead of telling jokes or laying floor, comes to speak with the Woke Boys.
Topics range from Christopher Walken, the duodenum, BBC Park, shower beers, shower tomatoes, Cowbells, to Master P.
Hope you enjoy!
If you like us. Feel free to subscribe and help some pals out!
Love and harmony!
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I Woke Up For ThisEerahnian Boy - Ep 41 w/ Yousha PirseyediYousha Pirseyedi takes a little time out of his nightly cat nap to come in and speak with the boys this week.
We cover some pretty rad stuff such as how to pronounce Iran, excuses Yousha comes up with and why we call him "Excusha", bachelor parties, getting on planes, bachelor degrees, anchoring boats, and so much more!
Also, we're giving away tickets to Monster Trucks this weekend! Listen how to enter!2025-01-291h 00
I Woke Up For ThisCoffee & Corndogs - Ep 40 w/ Jordan Weichel
Jordan Weichel tosses and turns in his AirBnb before waking up to come into the studio today.
We talk about restaurants that specialize in making coffee and corndogs, Samuel L Jackson, some good musty smells that came out today, deciding is we're pro noun, and had a random caller today! Enjoy! Like! Subscribe!
Jordan is half of the No Brains No Headache podcast. He does comedy and is doing a great job at bringing comedy acts to Bismarck and growing that scene! Give No Brains No Headache a follow!
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I Woke Up For ThisBlanket Talk - Ep 39 w/ Ruby RichardOur pal and fellow comedian, Ruby Richard has the best time of her life coming into the studio in in the morning.
We discuss rumors that are started, divorce proceedings, Quay's meeting with Darryl Chill Mitchell, Blaise getting a guitar pick from Taylor Swift during the Fearless tour, overrated singers, gas stations, and the most magical blanket that Blaise was ever gifted.
Ruby rules, and when you get the chance to go see her on stage, take it!
Like and subscribe, or whatever they say these days to help the fellas grow this...2025-01-171h 08
I Woke Up For ThisChest Barbers - Ep 38 w/ David StandalGood pal and stand up comic David Standal rolls out of bed and joins the show with us today!
The boys discuss the feeling of not being alive, scary movies, words not to say on the radio, getting your chest hair styled, childhood toys, crying, getting tested, and so much more!
Like and subscribe please :)
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I Woke Up For ThisNub Tugging - Ep 37 w/ DusterDuster from the infamous Cropdusters comes in to ring in the first episode of 2025!
We talk dictators/presidents, tell Marquay that Santa isn't real, discuss dryer settings, belly button lint, being scared, tugging on nubs (you'll have to listen to know what this is about) and just a ridiculous amount of other things!
Please like and subscibe... as everyone requests :)
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I Woke Up For ThisLane Bryant Fashion Shows - Ep 36 w/ Rachel KennyRachel Kennedy (Hard R) is the studio again!! Lucky for us, she was in town again, so graced us with her presence early in the morning.
We talk gambling, stories from bartending in Sturgis, rallycats, missed connections, German couples, the thrill of the chase, Lane Bryant fashion shows and soooo much more!
If you get the chance to see Rachel live, go take it!
Follow her on instagram @rachellkennedy
Enjoy!
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I Woke Up For ThisAbbreves, Noises, & Richard Stabone - Ep 35 w/ Greg HobbsGreg Hobbs wishes he was still in bed and wasn't in studio. But he changes his mind once he gets rolling with the boys again!
The pals discuss the best types of boogers, airline pilots, Growing Pains (the TV show), noises you make when getting hurt, shortenings of words, and boy oh boy, so many more things! Enjoy!
And check out Greg's Instagram and check him out when you get the chance! Super funny dude!
@alphagreghobbs
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I Woke Up For ThisGreat Bleeping Episode - Ep 34 w/ Bethany Abeln
Another one of our local faves, Bethany Abeln, puts down the weights and wakes up to come in and hang in studio again!
We have a new game called "Boy or Man", talk about how Beth doesn't know classic movies and start using a sound board with beeps. We also start waxing on cool topics that include George Michael, Shia Lebeouf, yoga, Quay's sweet backyard ice rink, and soooo much more. Super fun time!
Enjoy!And follow Beth on Instagram @BethanyAbeln she's super funny and you can watch her do standup when...2024-12-0459 min
I Woke Up For ThisHard Roger's Rubber Cement - Ep 33 w/ Rachel KennedyRachel Kennedy goes to bed in Minneapolis and wakes up in a dream known as Fargo, North Dakota.
This was a super fun episode and we get into the nitty gritty right away. We figure out what age you teach your kids things, discuss fun bus rides, talk hard letters, nicknames, the movie The Substance, the surprising origin of the name ROGER, playing with rubber cement, and boy oh boy, a bunch of other rad stuff.
Rachel is a comedian based out of Minneapolis. She's super rad! Check out her Instagram @RachelLKennedy and or @RachelKennedyComedy...2024-11-271h 07
I Woke Up For ThisLocker Rooms & Brian Setzer - Ep 32 w/ James WennlundJames Wennlund wakes up from boiling in Arizona and decides Fargo is a better place for him to have dreams instead of nightmares.
We talk about locker rooms, whether the Goo Goo Dolls or Brian Setzer is more famous, a crime of the century that happened in Fargo, some things about the amish and so much more!
James is first and foremost, a real cool dude (we did a stand up show together and all became blood brothers after a night out). He's also is a hilarious comic. Along with regular stand-up, he runs a...2024-11-211h 00
I Woke Up For ThisSplitting Hairs and Terms - Ep 31 w/ Kyle HuberSequel to last week's ep!
Kyle comes out of his media blackout for the week and we let him know who won the presidential election!
We talk about cool events like "The Great Schism", NFTs, being sad at the library, broken femurs, turf monster, and oh so much more!
Enjoy!
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I Woke Up For ThisElection Extravaganza! - Ep 30 w/ Kyle HuberKyle Huber makes the long haul to come into the studio after waking up in his truck an hour and a half away and coming into town.
We recorded this on Election Day morning, so we had no idea who was going to win at that time. Because of this, we sent Kyle to self isolate and not do any media for a week so that we can tell him who won on next week's show live on air. If he actually does do it, he gets bragging rights and nothing else. If he finds out before...2024-11-0758 min
I Woke Up For ThisCottage Cheese Bull Auction - Ep 29 w/ Marlin WellsThe illustrious comedian Marlin Wells sets an alarm, wakes up, and struts into the studio early in the AM to join the boys today!
It's a hot episode where they cover cottage cheese ad campaigns, bull auctions, grandma candy, shopping cart rides, incredible Donald Duck impressions and so much more! Enjoy!
Marlin is a hilarious comic. Take the chance to see him when you can! You can get his dates at www.marlinwells.com
Follow his Instagram @marlinwellscomic
And if you wanna hear him talk funny some more, check out his...2024-10-301h 10
I Woke Up For ThisBat Diapers - Ep 28 w/ Josh DulleaAnother fun ep with our tired buddy, Josh Dullea.
Actually looking at all our eyes during these eps, you really can tell we wake up for this.
We talk about all cool every day Batman gear, wearing diapers, the power of PineSol, New Scooby Doo, lip readings, Michael Jackson video games, dancing, and so much more.
Enjoy!
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I Woke Up For ThisTijuana Yanks - Ep 27 w/ Josh DulleaOur good pal and comedian, Josh Dullea, crawls out of bed to talk about some of the world's best topics.
We discuss the legend of country singer Tijuana Yanks, we delve into politics and a time Josh went to see T-dawg when he was in town, how Brett Favre really delivered his pics, Brett Favre's finances, how nerds in high school are still nerds their whole life - even though they're successful with attractive wives now, and somehow even more things.
Give er a listen!
Follow our socials for dates upcoming stand up...2024-10-1655 min
I Woke Up For ThisWoak Mob - Ep 26 w/ Zack RittenhouseZack Rittenhouse calls in sick to work today, but wakes up to talk to us!
We talk bartending in a specific dirty town, absolutely no false information, lactose intolerance, what we're calling the fan(s) of the show from now on, lot of gas station talk, sucking toes, and so much more.
Zack's a fun pal! You can catch him at The Cellar at the Front Street with us telling jokes! Or go get a drink from him in Wahpeton.
His Insta is @zritt8 ! Give him a follow!
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I Woke Up For ThisInverted Butts - Ep 25 w/ Beth AbelnFun episode as Strong Bethany Abeln rolls out of her bed and joins the show again!
We talk on butt sizes, body building sizes, cheating on ACTs, "In Time" starring Justin Timberlake, cleaning after dogs, and so much more.
Check out Bethany when you get a chance. She does stand up when she's not making bikinis! She's a silly goose and fun time!2024-10-0258 min
No Brains No HeadacheEpisode 219: Comedians Josh Dullea And Blaise Kautzman Join In StudioOn this Episode of No Brains No Headache the guys are joined in studio by not one, but two guests for an interview:-Life of a Midwest comedian-Small Town North Dakota living-The Enchanted Highway-Going to college and getting a degree-Plot holes in the movie "Holes"-Crazy deals at bars-Sobriety breaks-Josh drinks several sparkling waters-Mishaps of performing at a comedy show for the National Guard-Hosting podcasts and radio showsThank...2024-10-011h 05
I Woke Up For ThisFresh Bread Clothes - Ep 24 w/ DusterDuster from The Cropdusters rolls out of his bass shaped bed to come into the studio and BS with the boys.
We talk about fun uses for ketchup (catsup), why Blaise had to go to the special ed room, bread, ACT scores, different mistresses of a certain RFK, girl pull-ups, and lots more! Duster rules.
Go check out The Cropdusters any time that you get the chance. He's a stellar musician. May as well stop by his Instagram at @thefmcropdusters as well.
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I Woke Up For ThisChange Chucking - Episode 23 w/ Josh DulleaJosh Dullea joins today again.
You probably guessed he's gonna be our third chair now when he's in town.
We're all tired, but that didn't stop us from waking up specifically for this.
We talk about chucking pocket change at things, some wild whale stories, if Andrew W.K is related a certain other abbreviated named famous people, Dave Grohl deserving to have a love child, and many other things! Tune in!
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I Woke Up For ThisThigh Beer - Episode 22 w/ Greg Hobbs
Greg Hobbs wakes up for his daily yoga, decides against doing yoga, and comes in to hang with the boys in the studio.
We talk word pronunciations, making beer in your thighs, Thai-rones coffee, crazy thing that happened night before the wedding Blaise was in this weekend, radio in other countries, and a lot of other things you'll enjoy.
Greg's a funny dude, bro! Go check him out when you get a chance!
Also, check out his insta at @alphagreghobbs
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I Woke Up For ThisHigh on Lyfe - Ep 21 w/ David StandalDavid Standal sets and alarm and rolls out of bed and wake and bakes to get ready for the day before coming into the studio with us!
We talk about the ultimate cure for the BIG C that no one knew, how audio self help pods are dumb and what to do instead of listening to them, being high on life (and it not being a great high), getting out of trouble when we should be in trouble, what Mr. Rogers was really up to behind that facade he put on, and much more.
Dave's...2024-09-0453 min
I Woke Up For ThisHumpty and Hungry - Ep 20 w/ Nathan RoeNate Roe joins us in the ole dungeon - at night this time!
We'll say he woke up from a nap to coincide with the show.
We talk bathtub size, getting pictures (wink wink) developed, monkey pox side effects, genie strategy, cool middle names, and Humpty Dumpty being played by David Duchovny in a new series.
Nathan Roe is a kickass standup comic. Take the chance to go see him if you get the chance. You won't regret it. I see him perform multiple times a week, and each time I giggle out...2024-08-3053 min
I Woke Up For ThisStar Wars Macarena - Ep 19 w/ Josh DulleaOur original guest for real didn't wake up for this to record today. So what did we do? We called in ole Josh "He'll Wake Up For This" Dullea to come in!
We talk about 90's teen heartthrob - Jonathon Taylor Thomas, choking yourself with the force (for the fun reasons), Star Wars characters doing choreographed dances, how Robin from Batman actually should be a clown instead of a robin (listen to find out why... it makes sense), AI doing our accounting, and lots of other fun things. Give it a listen and love it, please!2024-08-281h 06
I Woke Up For ThisBear-esidents of the USA - Ep 18 w/ Josh DulleaWe literally wake Josh Dullea up to come to the studio today by calling him on air.
We talk pervy photographers, the charging of crystals, how we would defeat bears with our bare hands, Eddie Murphy's girlfriends, and lots of puns that include bears and presidents.
Fun times with rad dudes!
Check out Josh's podcast - Going Hard at https://www.youtube.com/@UCLmDhv2ENzbDgwF3zo-cjSA
Josh's Instagram - @joshdullea
Blaise's Instagram - @blaiser.kautz
Marquay's Instagram - @marquayquay
If you want to see our stand up shows, there's The Roast Of Marquay on September 21, 2024 at The Cellar at F...2024-08-2158 min
Going Hard PodcastTwo-Finger Boy with Blaise Kautzman
Hi guys. Josh is away from the boys again, but he is joined by Fargo friend and comedian Blaise Kautzman. They discuss middle-aged boobs, incel blackjack dealers, teenage vandalism, and more. Listen up. You might learn something. Okay, thanks. Bye.
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I Woke Up For ThisKing (and boyfriend) of Mice - Ep 17 w/ Kellin HarmonKellin Harmon wakes up to grab his U-Haul and stops in before he makes his big move away from town.
We talk about lost relationships, dating a bunch of mice, places to take a wizz, eating sandwiches, and basically we try to keep Kellin on track and think of one thing in pop culture he actually knows,
Kellin's a rad dude and is moving to the cities. He's also got a kickass TikTok and is pretty silly.
Follow him on TikTok @kellinharmon and also on instagram @kellinharmon
If...2024-08-1356 min
I Woke Up For ThisPost 9/11 Bison Burgers - Ep 16 w/ Ruby RichardRuby Richard wakes up from her slumber to come join the cast today!
We talk about cults, what it's like to not be alive during 9/11, bears, picnic baskets, Swiss Cheese, Bin Laden, and how she lies to customers about the nutritional facts on menus at the restaurant she works at.
Ruby is a fun gal who's coming up in Fargo's comedy scene, and you should check her out when you get the chance!
Here's her Insta @rubyyyrichard
Blaise's Insta - @blaiser.kautz
Quay's insta - @Marquayquay
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I Woke Up For ThisNudes Too Fast, Burned In The Past - Ep 15 w/ Our Friend AaronNone of us were able to wake up on time this week, so we recorded later in the week and in a new venue!
Our friend, Aaron joins the pod this week, because he's been begging us to come on for a while.
We talk first dates, awkward first dates, hinge dates, Aaron's wildest date, and well, a lot of dating stuff for 3 dudes to talk about.
Hope you enjoy! If you want Aaron's number to date him, message me and I'll give it to you.
Blaise's Insta...2024-08-0255 min
I Woke Up For ThisSmoking Section Psychologists - Ep 14 w/ Josh DulleaJosh Dullea wakes up wayyyy too early then lays in his bed for a few hours before coming in to bs with the boys.
The morning talk we get into this time involve phone s*x lines, Biden dating his house keeper (her name is Consuela), more fun conspiracies (that are actually true because we said them on our show), getting the best advice from top tier individuals in concert smoking sections, fun DUI talk, and more!
Check out The Going Hard Podcast that Josh hosts, and go see him do standup too.2024-07-241h 08
I Woke Up For ThisA Strong Woman Guest - Ep 13 w/ Beth AbelnBeth Abeln flexed in the morning by getting to the studio in time. That surprised me. - Not because she's a woman, just because she and her boyfriend both told me she doesn't wake up early and that she may not wake up.
We discuss getting away with murders, protein bars, reinvent math. Along with that, we teach Beth a few words that she uses out of context that she should definitely change, and figure out Beth's finishing move for wrestling matches.
Beth has been around the comedy scene...2024-07-1651 min
Going Hard PodcastFully Loaded TourJosh is on the road and joined by comedians Nathan Fulsebakke, Blaise Kautzman, and one other guy who doesn't want to be associated with the podcast. It was fun. Enjoy!
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I Woke Up For ThisVending Cigarettes & My Wife's Sanchos - Ep 12 w/ Bryan MillerBryan Miller sets an alarm to wake up early to call in from the great state of Minnesota!
We cover some great topics like vending machine cigarettes, nerds, snapping towels, bad gigs/open mics, and learning that "Sancho" means whoever your wife is cheating on you with - it's not just a guy's name in that Sublime song.
Bryan is a fun dude and rad comic. He's been in the game a long time and it shows when you see him! So go see him when you get the...2024-07-1056 min
I Woke Up For ThisDrop Kick Baseball - Ep 11 w/ Greg HobbsGreg Hobbs transcends out his bed to come into the studio and talk with us.
He's a new yoga teacher, so we talk about that, crappy coffee, if there's any regular person who's actually a 1 out of 10 in the world, gross dogs, Blaise's drunk high school coaches, and a whole world of other things.
Tune in and give er a listen!
Follow Greg on Instagram - @alphagreghobbs
Blaise's Instagram - @blaiser.kautz
Marquay's Instagram - @marquayquay2024-07-0256 min
I Woke Up For ThisPlay-Doh Noose - Ep 10 w/ Jacob JonasJacob Jonas crawled out of his van, that he calls a home, to come into the studio at the butt-crack of dawn.
Quay and Josh Dullea are with us as well.
We get into real cool stuff like fighting illiterate elementary summer schoolers on controversial topics,
discuss how kids pick out their billionaires,
debate "What size a man has to be to be a full grown man?", talk about The Enchanted Highway, and a whole load of other stuff.
Jacob was just on Kill Tony #668. Check out his set on that. Also follow...2024-06-2557 min
I Woke Up For This69 Jamaican Air Horns - Ep 9Marquay and I roll out of bed (not together) to get back in the studio again!
No guest this time. Marquay is pretty much just regular co-host if you guys haven't gotten that by now.
We talk in Jamaican accents to sell cars, speak about
Valentina Vassilyeva (who gave birth to 69 children), the moon, aliens, and my nephew barfing. And that's just part of it! Sure to find something you enjoy in here!
Follow Blaise's Insta @blaiser.kautz and Marquay's at @marquayquay
2024-06-2058 min
I Woke Up For ThisDino Chickens, DoDo Hair, and Gwar - Ep 8 w/ Casey FleschCasey Flesch rolled over from the right side of the bed to call in and chat with us today! He's big into hockey and golf. So of course we talked those things. But we also got into talking dinosaurs, shopping with a do do bird on your head, mom's with multiple nipples and guys with 3 toes. Listen to the whole thing for our smooth transitions to each topic!
Casey is fun, lighthearted comedian and a super rad dude. I met him last year and saw him eat unlimited chicken wings like a real man. He's constantly performing at comedy...2024-06-1447 min
I Woke Up For ThisReginald Denny's New Boat - Ep 7 w/ Josh Dullea and Marquay BelcherJosh Dullea comes into the studio since he was up since 5am. Marquay also comes in because he's a fun guy and will be in most of the time.
We talk hot feet, the most Reginald Denny talk since 92', cinder blocks (of course), the great hunts of the Bison (and what really happened according to us) and a lot of dumb other stuff.
Follow Josh's podcast "Going Hard" and his Insta @joshdullea
Follow Marquay's Insta @marquayquay
Also, come see Josh and I do stand up at the Hettinger County Fair in Mott, ND on July 13 (We go on after...2024-06-0558 minNo Brains No HeadacheEpisode 203: Blaise Kautzman Joins In Studio To Talk Homemade Jackass Movies And North Dakota ComedyOn this Episode of No Brains No Headache the guys are joined by comedian Blaise Kautzman to discuss:
-Being from small town North Dakota
-Making your own Jackass movies with friends
-Being concussed
-North Dakota comedy scene
-What NOT to do at a show
-Junk drawer items
-Scotcheroos and Rice Krispy Bars
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Apple Podcasts. Subscribe + rate + review.
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I Woke Up For ThisSpatulas and (Half) Marathons - Ep 6 w/ Trevor AndersonThis week we have Trevor Anderson get up with us! He's used to getting up relatively early since he's the first father of a human child to join our show. (Even though he can usually go back to bed after getting the kiddo ready)
He's one of the funniest dudes in Minneapolis, is a stellar comic, plays in a rad band - "The Brothers Allmanac", does woodworking, runs half marathons, and can do pretty much anything else you can think of.
We talk a lot about spatulas, how he's...2024-05-3152 min
I Woke Up For ThisQuadriplegic Dunk Tank - Ep 5 w/ John KennedyJohn Kennedy crawls out of bed due to construction and calls into the show. Dave Standal "The All American" is also in the studio palling around with us and having some fun talk time.
The 3 of us have a great conversation about Dave's cats, defibrillators, homeless people, and walking in on your wife cheating on you with a man with no legs.
If you are unaware of John, get to know him. He's a kickass comic, very funny, and a good hang. Follow him at @johnhenrykennedy on Instagram to see where he's performing. Also, check out his podcast "Can I...2024-05-2458 min
I Woke Up For ThisBrimming With Life - Ep 4 w/ Joey AveryJoey Avery joins the show today. He wakes up at the crack of dawn to catch a plane, so instead of packing clothes, calls in to chit chat!
We talk about cool things like almost dying rafting, abandoned boy scout camps, not giving pertinent information about unsolved murder cases, pregnant people on dating sites, and other rad things!
Joey rules. Go give him a follow on Insta @JoeyAvery and subscribe to his Youtube page at https://www.youtube.com/@JoeyAvery
He joins in around 3...2024-05-1453 min
I Woke Up For ThisCake, Hitler, and Basketball - Ep 3 w/ Marquay BelcherMarquay Belcher joins as a guest in studio today. We learn to get the cameras in studio working. Talk about ugly basketball players and when Blaise was ball boy for the Timberwolves. His fun run-in with Reggie Miller. We wonder if Hitler's family were nice people and he was just a meanie black sheep, and discuss different fun things like cake and Pixar movies.
Quay is a DJ, comic, and all around fun dude. Follow his Intstagram @marquayquay
2024-05-1342 min
I Woke Up For ThisPalm Time - Ep 2 w/ Mike EarleyMike Earley is the guest this week. We talk about cool things like sleeping in parked cars in fields and critically acclaimed Justin Timberlake Movie "In Time". We also talk about finding people's IDs, try to break down the movie TENET, and giggle along the way.
He's a killer comic, so go see him when you get the chance; and give him a follow on Instagram @Earley_Mike2024-05-0848 min
I Woke Up For ThisLiteral Street Burritos - Ep 1 w/ Chloe RadcliffeChloe Radcliffe calls into the show! We Talk about rad things like eating other people's leftovers and asking people cool questions about themselves and getting unexpected answers (which may include deaths).
Go see Chloe when you get the chance and follow her Insta @chloebadcliffe
First ep, so tell me what I did wrong!2024-05-0734 min
The Fargo Five with Conrad FargoBlaise Kautzman Make Fargo Laugh and Recycles ElectronicsConrad Fargo presents "Fargo Famous," an engaging exploration of notable figures from Fargo, North Dakota. In this episode, he is joined by local comedian Blaise Kautzman for a lively discussion on the dynamic comedy scene in Fargo. Blaise shares insights into the challenges and joys of being a comedian, discussing open mic nights at The Cellars on Front Street every Wednesday at 8:00 p.m.
Blaise, also the host of the Dave and Rascal show on KRFF 95.9, highlights the intricacies of crafting stand-up material and the camaraderie within Fargo's comedy community. The conversation explores the...2024-01-1737 min