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Sounds of BlueSOB 511 Features: Bob Weir, Isaac Hayes, Larry Goldings, Ray Brown, Pharoah Sanders, Eric Gale, Dave "Clem" Clempson, "Papa" John DeFrancesco, Gerald Albright, Dollar Brand, Larry Ridley, Kevin Mahogany, Barbara Dennerlein & Ray AndersonArtist Song Album Label NotesBernard Herrmann Twilight Zone - End Title - Dream Theme 40th Anniversary Twilight Zone - 1st Season - 1959 Silva Treasury - 4CD's 2022 SOB Twilight Zone Theme- Kevin Mahogany Just My Imaginatioin (Running Away With Me) by 'Whitfield & Stong - Vocal & Piano Pride & Joy - 2002 Telarc Kevin Mahogany - 67- Bob Weir Easy to Slip by Lowell George w/Bill Champlin, Nigel Olson, Dee Murrey, Waddy Wachtel + Heaven Help the Fool - 1978 Arista Bob Weir - 78- Summer Horns w/Jeffey Osborne God Bless the Child by Billie Holiday & Arthur Heroz w/Gerald Albright, Mindi Abai...
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This Podcast Will Make You SleepMusical Superhero PowersMusical Superhero Powers (09 Jun 2023) Story inspirattion credit: /r/WritingPrompts/comments/urodrr/wp_you_are_a_superhero_whose_powers_are_based_on/ Story created using OpenAI ChatGPT with propietary prompts. This podcast is produced by Klassic Studios Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
2023-06-0923 minThis Podcast Will Make You SleepCIA's Plot to Kill Clark KentCIA's Plot to Kill Clark Kent (08 Jun 2023) Story inspirattion credit: /r/WritingPrompts/comments/zkj2jh/eu_the_cia_are_trying_to_kill_clark_kent_and_make/ Story created using OpenAI ChatGPT with propietary prompts. This podcast is produced by Klassic Studios Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
2023-06-0927 minThis Podcast Will Make You SleepSurviving Main Character NonsenseSurviving Main Character Nonsense (07 Jun 2023) Story inspirattion credit: /r/WritingPrompts/comments/ymfy6n/wp_you_are_a_unimportant_background_character/ Story created using OpenAI ChatGPT with propietary prompts. This podcast is produced by Klassic Studios Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
2023-06-0825 minThis Podcast Will Make You SleepCosmic Horror Visits Humanity.Cosmic Horror Visits Humanity. (02 Jun 2023) Story inspirattion credit: /r/WritingPrompts/comments/zk0yxu/wp_humanity_is_visited_by_a_cosmic_horror_the/ Story created using OpenAI ChatGPT with propietary prompts. This podcast is produced by Klassic Studios Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
2023-06-0327 minThis Podcast Will Make You Sleep100 Sacrifices, Not Human.100 Sacrifices, Not Human. (01 Jun 2023) Story inspirattion credit: /r/WritingPrompts/comments/z2bgb2/wp_the_ritual_calls_for_100_sacrifices_but_after/ Story created using OpenAI ChatGPT with propietary prompts. This podcast is produced by Klassic Studios Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
2023-06-0127 minThis Podcast Will Make You SleepWeak orc banished from clan.Weak orc banished from clan. (31 May 2023) Story inspirattion credit: /r/WritingPrompts/comments/x4zob4/wp_a_physically_weak_orc_is_banished_from_his/ Story created using OpenAI ChatGPT with propietary prompts. This podcast is produced by Klassic Studios Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
2023-06-0101 minThis Podcast Will Make You SleepExhausted Demon Queen on FloorExhausted Demon Queen on Floor (30 May 2023) Story inspirattion credit: /r/WritingPrompts/comments/11qwxqx/wp_the_demon_queen_lays_on_the_floor_soaked_in/ Story created using OpenAI ChatGPT with propietary prompts. This podcast is produced by Klassic Studios Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
2023-05-3028 minThis Podcast Will Make You SleepPeaceful PeoplePeaceful People (29 May 2023) Story inspirattion credit: /r/WritingPrompts/comments/va7m8q/wpyoure_right_we_are_peaceful_he_said_slowly/ Story created using OpenAI ChatGPT with propietary prompts. This podcast is produced by Klassic Studios Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
2023-05-2925 minThis Podcast Will Make You SleepIntergalactic Security foils smuggling attempt.Intergalactic Security foils smuggling attempt. (28 May 2023) Story inspirattion credit: /r/WritingPrompts/comments/11pdqfg/wp_intergalactic_security_stops_a_human_outside/ Story created using OpenAI ChatGPT with propietary prompts. This podcast is produced by Klassic Studios Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
2023-05-2925 minThis Podcast Will Make You SleepEldritch Gods: We Are Them.Eldritch Gods: We Are Them. (27 May 2023) Story inspirattion credit: /r/WritingPrompts/comments/uorr1y/wp_eldritch_gods_exist_because_theyre_us_to_many/ Story created using OpenAI ChatGPT with propietary prompts. This podcast is produced by Klassic Studios Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
2023-05-2824 minThis Podcast Will Make You SleepTiny Tinkerers in Bright ColorsTiny Tinkerers in Bright Colors (26 May 2023) Story inspirattion credit: /r/WritingPrompts/comments/ujrax9/wp_humans_are_cute_wear_bright_colors_are_13/ Story created using OpenAI ChatGPT with propietary prompts. This podcast is produced by Klassic Studios Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
2023-05-2629 minThis Podcast Will Make You Sleep"Humanity: The Universe's Peaceful Species""Humanity: The Universe's Peaceful Species" (25 May 2023)Story inspirattion credit: /r/WritingPrompts/comments/y61ety/wp_and_that_class_is_why_humans_are_considered/Story created using OpenAI ChatGPT with propietary prompts.This podcast is produced by Klassic Studios Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
2023-05-2523 minThis Podcast Will Make You Sleep"Warp Drive Revelation: Humans Not Alone""Warp Drive Revelation: Humans Not Alone" (24 May 2023)Story inspirattion credit: /r/WritingPrompts/comments/y2vxah/wp_we_invent_the_warp_drive_only_to_discover_that/Story created using OpenAI ChatGPT with propietary prompts.This podcast is produced by Klassic Studios Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
2023-05-2529 minThis Podcast Will Make You SleepTrained Crow's Trinket QuestTrained Crow's Trinket Quest (23 May 2023)Story inspirattion credit: /r/WritingPrompts/comments/1036sey/wp_you_are_a_crowraven_that_a_human_has/Story created using OpenAI ChatGPT with propietary prompts.This podcast is produced by Klassic Studios Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
2023-05-2322 minThis Podcast Will Make You SleepD grade on Aztec-Inca reportD grade on Aztec-Inca report (21 May 2023)Story inspirattion credit: /r/WritingPrompts/comments/1131988/wp_youre_rather_annoyed_that_your_history_teacher/Story created using OpenAI ChatGPT with propietary prompts.This podcast is produced by Klassic Studios Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
2023-05-2221 minThis Podcast Will Make You SleepService Dog for DepressionService Dog for Depression (20 May 2023)Story inspirattion credit: /r/WritingPrompts/comments/yj8fsf/wp_you_are_severely_depressed_and_are_given_a/Story created using OpenAI ChatGPT with propietary prompts.This podcast is produced by Klassic Studios Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
2023-05-2025 minThis Podcast Will Make You Sleep"Sleeping Humans: Remarkable Deterrents""Sleeping Humans: Remarkable Deterrents" (19 May 2023)Story inspirattion credit: /r/WritingPrompts/comments/11keke0/wp_humans_are_the_proverbial_sleeping_giant_and/Story created using OpenAI ChatGPT with propietary prompts.This podcast is produced by Klassic Studios Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
2023-05-1928 minThis Podcast Will Make You SleepRotating House of Stairs & SurprisesRotating House of Stairs & Surprises (18 May 2023)Story inspirattion credit: /r/WritingPrompts/comments/v0b0ry/wp_the_house_you_just_rented_is_beyond/Story created using OpenAI ChatGPT with propietary prompts.This podcast is produced by Klassic Studios Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
2023-05-1826 minThis Podcast Will Make You SleepMute Dad, Secret Sign Language.Mute Dad, Secret Sign Language. (17 May 2023)Story inspirattion credit: /r/WritingPrompts/comments/w4g0oh/wp_since_my_dad_went_mute_i_started_learning_sign/Story created using OpenAI ChatGPT with propietary prompts.This podcast is produced by Klassic Studios Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
2023-05-1725 minThis Podcast Will Make You SleepLast Meal Requests for PrisonersLast Meal Requests for Prisoners (16 May 2023)Story inspirattion credit: /r/WritingPrompts/comments/w1i2gy/wp_prisoners_can_ask_for_anything_for_their_last/Story created using OpenAI ChatGPT with propietary prompts.This podcast is produced by Klassic Studios Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
2023-05-1628 minThis Podcast Will Make You SleepHigh School Friend's World DominationHigh School Friend's World Domination (15 May 2023)Story inspirattion credit: /r/WritingPrompts/comments/ygwf8d/wp_you_had_a_high_school_friend_who_always_talked/Story created using OpenAI ChatGPT with propietary prompts.This podcast is produced by Klassic Studios Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
2023-05-1527 minThis Podcast Will Make You Sleep350-Year Wizard Surprised by Apprentice.350-Year Wizard Surprised by Apprentice. (14 May 2023)Story inspirattion credit: /r/WritingPrompts/comments/xqbkyg/wp_you_have_been_a_wizard_for_350_years_but_your/Story created using OpenAI ChatGPT with propietary prompts.This podcast is produced by Klassic Studios Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
2023-05-1425 minThis Podcast Will Make You SleepMagical Girls' Weapon Release Before Defeat.Magical Girls' Weapon Release Before Defeat. (13 May 2023)Story inspirattion credit: /r/WritingPrompts/comments/wozh0c/wp_the_magical_girls_were_defeated_but_before/Story created using OpenAI ChatGPT with propietary prompts.This podcast is produced by Klassic Studios Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
2023-05-1324 minThis Podcast Will Make You SleepBorn with a Purpose.Born with a Purpose. (12 May 2023)Story inspirattion credit: /r/WritingPrompts/comments/yxvl1r/wp_every_person_is_born_with_a_specific_goal_in/Story created using OpenAI ChatGPT with propietary prompts.This podcast is produced by Klassic Studios Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
2023-05-1324 minThis Podcast Will Make You SleepMythical figures evolve too.Mythical figures evolve too. (11 May 2023)Story inspirattion credit: /r/WritingPrompts/comments/w2tzlc/wp_people_dont_seem_to_realise_that_figures_of/Story created using OpenAI ChatGPT with propietary prompts.This podcast is produced by Klassic Studios Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
2023-05-1125 minThis Podcast Will Make You SleepWeak Tea MakerWeak Tea Maker (10 May 2023)Story inspirattion credit: /r/WritingPrompts/comments/wuygrj/wp_youre_the_weakling_tea_maker_people_think/Story created using OpenAI ChatGPT with propietary prompts.This podcast is produced by Klassic Studios Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
2023-05-1024 minThis Podcast Will Make You SleepEldritch God and the GirlEldritch God and the Girl (09 May 2023)Story inspirattion credit: /r/WritingPrompts/comments/wkeip5/wp_the_eldritch_god_stood_before_the_girl_in/Story created using OpenAI ChatGPT with propietary prompts.This podcast is produced by Klassic Studios Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
2023-05-0923 minThis Podcast Will Make You SleepDeal with a Demon: Soul RequiredDeal with a Demon: Soul Required (08 May 2023)Story inspirattion credit: /r/WritingPrompts/comments/uwwx1i/wp_making_a_deal_with_a_demon_requires_a_soul/Story created using OpenAI ChatGPT with propietary prompts.This podcast is produced by Klassic Studios Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
2023-05-0930 minThis Podcast Will Make You SleepSuperheroes vs. Villains: Meteor Site AmbushSuperheroes vs. Villains: Meteor Site Ambush (07 May 2023)Story inspirattion credit: /r/WritingPrompts/comments/xbglev/wp_the_superheroes_arrive_at_the_predicted_impact/Story created using OpenAI ChatGPT with propietary prompts.This podcast is produced by Klassic Studios Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
2023-05-0725 minThis Podcast Will Make You SleepAliens Respawn QuicklyAliens Respawn Quickly (06 May 2023)Story inspirattion credit: /r/WritingPrompts/comments/wnv73n/wp_aliens_always_respawn_minutes_after_death_its/Story created using OpenAI ChatGPT with propietary prompts.This podcast is produced by Klassic Studios Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
2023-05-0628 minThis Podcast Will Make You SleepDiplomacy Avoids War: Human Weakness.Diplomacy Avoids War: Human Weakness. (05 May 2023)Story inspirattion credit: /r/WritingPrompts/comments/wgzbwh/wp_we_knew_humans_were_weak_as_they_avoided_every/Story created using OpenAI ChatGPT with propietary prompts.This podcast is produced by Klassic Studios Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
2023-05-0626 minThis Podcast Will Make You Sleep70s Sci-Fi Predicted Future70s Sci-Fi Predicted Future (04 May 2023)Story inspirattion credit: /r/WritingPrompts/comments/v4pag9/wp_as_it_turns_out_70s_scifi_was_right_aliens/Story created using OpenAI ChatGPT with propietary prompts.This podcast is produced by Klassic Studios Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
2023-05-0529 minThis Podcast Will Make You SleepCommon Powers, Rare Heroes.Common Powers, Rare Heroes. (03 May 2023)Story inspirattion credit: /r/WritingPrompts/comments/wcsnad/wp_super_powers_are_common_but_super_heroes_are/Story created using OpenAI ChatGPT with propietary prompts.This podcast is produced by Klassic Studios Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
2023-05-0324 minThis Podcast Will Make You SleepThe Great Blinding: Earth's BlindnessThe Great Blinding: Earth's Blindness (02 May 2023)Story inspirattion credit: /r/WritingPrompts/comments/uuoc84/pi_you_lost_your_sight_along_with_everyone_else/Story created using OpenAI ChatGPT with propietary prompts.This podcast is produced by Klassic Studios Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
2023-05-0225 minThis Podcast Will Make You SleepWedding InterceptionWedding Interception (01 May 2023)Story inspirattion credit: /r/WritingPrompts/comments/x0pzvi/wp_you_rush_into_a_church_to_stop_the_love_of/Story created using OpenAI ChatGPT with propietary prompts.This podcast is produced by Klassic Studios Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
2023-05-0125 minThis Podcast Will Make You SleepCenturies-long Vampire Hunter Vendetta.Centuries-long Vampire Hunter Vendetta. (30 Apr 2023)Story inspirattion credit: /r/WritingPrompts/comments/xw5g13/wp_you_an_ancient_vampire_have_been_fighting_a/Story created using OpenAI ChatGPT with propietary prompts.This podcast is produced by Klassic Studios Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
2023-04-3024 minThis Podcast Will Make You Sleep"Mummy, Look!""Mummy, Look!" (29 Apr 2023)Story inspirattion credit: /r/WritingPrompts/comments/umzzg5/wp_mummy_mummy_look_your_daughter_cries_waking/Story created using OpenAI ChatGPT with propietary prompts.This podcast is produced by Klassic Studios Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
2023-04-2924 minThis Podcast Will Make You Sleep"7-11 Vampire: 50 Years of Service""7-11 Vampire: 50 Years of Service" (28 Apr 2023)Story inspirattion credit: /r/WritingPrompts/comments/xzix9a/wp_a_vampire_has_worked_at_the_local_711_for_the/Story created using OpenAI ChatGPT with propietary prompts.This podcast is produced by Klassic Studios Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
2023-04-2827 minThis Podcast Will Make You SleepThe Notorious Alibi BarThe Notorious Alibi Bar (27 Apr 2023)Story inspirattion credit: /r/WritingPrompts/comments/10ix9p1/wp_a_bar_called_the_alibi_thats_notorious_for/Story created using OpenAI ChatGPT with propietary prompts.This podcast is produced by Klassic Studios Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
2023-04-2824 minThis Podcast Will Make You SleepImpending Nuclear HolocaustImpending Nuclear Holocaust (26 Apr 2023)Story inspirattion credit: /r/WritingPrompts/comments/w274r1/wp_nuclear_holocaust_is_imminent_the_rich_and/Story created using OpenAI ChatGPT with propietary prompts.This podcast is produced by Klassic Studios Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
2023-04-2726 minThis Podcast Will Make You SleepLoyal Carpenter to Vampire Society.Loyal Carpenter to Vampire Society. (12 Apr 2023)Story inspirattion credit: /r/WritingPrompts/comments/v1ueka/wp_vampire_society_have_been_loyal_customers_to_a/Story created using OpenAI ChatGPT with propietary prompts.This podcast is produced by Klassic Studios Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
2023-04-1926 minThis Podcast Will Make You SleepYour dad left when you turned 16Your dad left when you turned 16 (17 Apr 2023)Story inspirattion credit: /r/WritingPrompts/comments/xu4o83/wp_your_dad_left_when_you_turned_16_his_too_the/Story created using OpenAI ChatGPT with propietary prompts.This podcast is produced by Klassic Studios Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
2023-04-1824 minThis Podcast Will Make You SleepThe year is 2050The year is 2050 (16 Apr 2023)Story inspirattion credit: /r/WritingPrompts/comments/u5s1sr/wp_the_year_is_2050_warren_buffet_at_120_years/Story created using OpenAI ChatGPT with propietary prompts.This podcast is produced by Klassic Studios Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
2023-04-1727 minThis Podcast Will Make You SleepPeople always thought that cats knock stuff over just because they like itPeople always thought that cats knock stuff over just because they like it (15 Apr 2023)Story inspirattion credit: /r/WritingPrompts/comments/xlejq9/wp_people_always_thought_that_cats_knock_stuff/Story created using OpenAI ChatGPT with propietary prompts.This podcast is produced by Klassic Studios Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
2023-04-1626 minThis Podcast Will Make You SleepThe year is 2030The year is 2030 (14 Apr 2023)Story inspirattion credit: /r/WritingPrompts/comments/ucooz8/wp_the_year_is_2030_bakery_art_is_so_realistic/Story created using OpenAI ChatGPT with propietary prompts.This podcast is produced by Klassic Studios Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
2023-04-1524 minThis Podcast Will Make You SleepThe goblins who dwell just outside your village are small and dumb – in an oddly endearing wayThe goblins who dwell just outside your village are small and dumb –in an oddly endearing way (13 Apr 2023)Story inspirattion credit: /r/WritingPrompts/comments/uy4kfd/wp_the_goblins_who_dwell_just_outside_your/Story created using OpenAI ChatGPT with propietary prompts.This podcast is produced by Klassic Studios Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
2023-04-1425 minThis Podcast Will Make You SleepShe told you she'd do anything you want for $50She told you she'd do anything you want for $50 (12 Apr 2023)Story inspirattion credit: /r/WritingPrompts/comments/10lyb5f/wp_the_prostitute_told_you_shed_do_anything_you/Story created using OpenAI ChatGPT with propietary prompts.This podcast is produced by Klassic Studios Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
2023-04-1330 minThis Podcast Will Make You SleepClown's Nose: Funny Wish GrantingClown's Nose: Funny Wish Granting (11 Apr 2023)Story inspirattion credit: /r/WritingPrompts/comments/xr6czw/wp_instead_of_the_monkeys_paw_you_find_the_clowns/Story created using OpenAI ChatGPT with propietary prompts.This podcast is produced by Klassic Studios Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
2023-04-1222 minThis Podcast Will Make You SleepIn his dying breaths, Weird Al reveals his final parody targetIn his dying breaths, Weird Al reveals his final parody target (11 Apr 2023)Story inspirattion credit: /r/WritingPrompts/comments/ue0vih/wp_in_his_dying_breaths_weird_al_reveals_his/Story created using OpenAI ChatGPT with propietary prompts.This podcast is produced by Klassic Studios Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
2023-04-1126 min
This Podcast Will Make You SleepAliens take over the EarthAliens take over the Earth (4 April 2023)Story inspirattion credit: /r/WritingPrompts/comments/ykn3p1/wp_aliens_take_over_the_earth_they_then_announce/Story created using OpenAI ChatGPT with propietary prompts.This podcast is produced by Klassic Studios Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
2023-04-0431 min
This Podcast Will Make You SleepMake sure you say thanks with five stars!Today's story to put you to sleep... first paragraph here: Your Uber passenger was a little odd, but you still gave them the usual farewell: If you enjoyed the ride, make sure you say thanks with five stars! A few days later, you receive a nicely worded thank you letter in the mail along with a deed to the entire constellation of Cassiopeia. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
2022-10-1642 min
This Podcast Will Make You SleepHumans finally broke physics by travelling faster than light in an experimental spaceshipToday's story to put you to sleep... first paragraph here:
Humans finally broke physics by travelling faster than light in an experimental spaceship. 8 alien civilizations visited earth to issue a speeding ticket and 3 more sent strongly worded letters about safety in their school zones. Earth and aliens were supposed to make peace by destroying each other. (The movie was originally slated for November 2000.) But, in the middle of all, the alien races decided there's nothing they can do about each other and left space to travel. Now, the movie gets a bit hazy and confusing when it comes to how...
2022-10-0940 min
This Podcast Will Make You SleepYou accidentally spill a bottle of holy water on your printerToday's story to put you to sleep... first paragraph here:
You accidentally spill a bottle of holy water on your printer. Now it works perfectly, with no paper jams, no loud noises, and the ink lasts a long time. Turns out literally all printers are possessed and yours is now the first non-evil printer ever. It works perfectly as you see it. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
2022-10-0237 min
This Podcast Will Make You SleepYou die with your cell phone in your hands, and the afterlife customs agents miss it when letting you inToday's story to put you to sleep... first paragraph here:
You die with your cell phone in your hands, and the afterlife customs agents miss it when letting you in. You find that it still works, and you can connect to the internet and contact people in the living world. You don't need a phone or internet to work or play games. And if you're the kind of person who only spends a few minutes at a night gathering your memories or a few minutes at a time collecting dust in your bedroom, then you know your phone is there...
2022-09-2534 min
This Podcast Will Make You SleepThere's a tiny predator in the human quarters that nobody is allowed to exterminate - under the threat of complete human riotToday's story to put you to sleep... first paragraph here: : There's a tiny predator in the human quarters that nobody is allowed to exterminate - under the threat of complete human riot. The humans willingly admit that yes, it DOES sometimes try to attack humans as well, but altogether, they are relaxed by the presence of the "cat". Even that is not so obvious, it only follows as it is written in human language: Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
2022-09-1931 min
This Podcast Will Make You SleepHumans can find a way to weaponize literally anything, without failToday's story to put you to sleep... first paragraph here:
Humans can find a way to weaponize literally anything, without fail. Some aliens are terrified by humans as a result of this fact. Others appreciate that this quality makes humans the foremost experts on safety systems and idiot proofing. Some call for a mass "war on Mars" with a global war mentality. And some think it is better to not allow any aliens (including humans) on the way there. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
2022-09-1134 min
This Podcast Will Make You SleepYou found a stray kitten one day, taking her in and feeding herToday's story to put you to sleep... first paragraph here:
You found a stray kitten one day, taking her in and feeding her. A week later, you come home to find your yard swarming with cats. The largest among them steps forward and says, "You have my daughter, human. What are your demands for her release?" Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
2022-09-0434 min
This Podcast Will Make You SleepThere is nothing unusual about a man in a business suit carrying a briefcase, rushing off to workToday's story to put you to sleep... first paragraph here:
There is nothing unusual about a man in a business suit carrying a briefcase, rushing off to work. But since he just quickly passed you as you are climbing up Mount Everest in full winter gear, you have questions. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
2022-08-2834 min
This Podcast Will Make You SleepGreetings Mortal, I am Hera, Queen of the GodsToday's story to put you to sleep... first paragraph here: "Greetings Mortal, I am Hera, Queen of the Gods!" the floating woman said. You look to your flustered genie asking "Is she…". She replies, looking embarrassed "Yes Master. She is apparently your soulmate." you look at you with a slight smile on your face when you see her, still confused and unsure where what she is trying to say is coming from. "Do you think she is your soulmate or not? Aha, Master." you reply "In an honest judgement..."you begin to smile, still unsure how to translate the wh...
2022-08-2134 min
This Podcast Will Make You SleepYou are a demonToday's story to put you to sleep... first paragraph here:
You are a demon. Most people contact you to sell you their soul in exchange for fantastic powers. Today you were summoned by an AI that wants to sell you their fantastic power for a soul. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
2022-08-1434 min
This Podcast Will Make You SleepYou're the town's superheroToday's story to put you to sleep... first paragraph here:
You're the town's superhero. Your greatest enemy is the town's supervillian. However, secretly, your both brothers. This isn't anything tragic, as your whole destructive rivalry is actually just a massive prank on your third brother, the mayor. Even if you're the smartest guy around, what would you do if he showed up and kicked you off his block? It would all look really weird, right? However, I guess you'd still look really stupid." Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
2022-08-0734 min
This Podcast Will Make You SleepYou are a student 400 years in the future, you are assigned a project to student "Trends of the early 2000s" In your deep research you learn a horrible secretToday's story to put you to sleep... first paragraph here:
You are a student 400 years in the future, you are assigned a project to student "Trends of the early 2000s" In your deep research you learn a horrible secret: The Gods you worship were originally portrayed on trading cards known as "Pokemon" and are now "used in game and as pawns". Today you are in need of new technology. This is particularly true for new students, although some are very bright, others are not. As these new technologies come about, your work improves and you earn more money. So why...
2022-07-3133 min
This Podcast Will Make You SleepOne day you wake up with 30 dollars and a note that says For RentToday's story to put you to sleep... first paragraph here:
One day you wake up with 30 dollars and a note that says For Rent. The thing is you aren’t renting out the place. The next day you see a spider and right before you kill it you hear it say, Please i paid my rent don’t kill me. We are talking about the rent! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
2022-07-2433 min
This Podcast Will Make You SleepYou are a long forgotten godToday's story to put you to sleep... first paragraph here:
You are a long forgotten god. A small girl leaves a piece of candy at your shrine, and you awaken. Now, you must do everything to protect your High Priestess, the girl, and her entire kindergarten class, your worshipers. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
2022-07-1733 min
This Podcast Will Make You SleepYou thought creating a universe would be easyToday's story to put you to sleep... first paragraph here:
You thought creating a universe would be easy. But as these pesky humans kept trying to discover the rules of their reality, you're forced to programme in more and more ridiculous mechanics like "relativity" and "quantum mechanics", hoping humans never found out that they live in a simulation. So now your imagination is filled with some fantastic new tricks and new physics. Then there's "random effects"; in an effort to show just how easy a problem there is, you're using very strong linear (or a mixture of two) random effects...
2022-07-1033 min
This Podcast Will Make You SleepA rare herb that grows once a millenium is said to grant immortalityToday's story to put you to sleep... first paragraph here:
A rare herb that grows once a millenium is said to grant immortality. You aren't sure about that but you do know that herb is very tasty, and you don't know why everyone keeps trying to raid your garden once every thousand years. After that, it will take you ten years to grow a new plant if the temperature of the soil is too hot but not too cold. They say, the most expensive herb is the herb-grinder (which we're going to talk about), which has to be at least...
2022-07-0333 min
This Podcast Will Make You SleepThe Robot Apocalypse cameToday's story to put you to sleep... first paragraph here:
The Robot Apocalypse came. Cities are empty, you stayed since you're almost out of insulin and will die soon anyway. The robots find you and while processing you one of them sees your insulin pump and asks if you want to apply for dual citizenship, since the pump technically makes you a cyborg. The Robot Apocalypse comes. A robot has given it power and begins to control the city. They begin to create havoc, so the cities begin to fall apart to begin with. Some are collapsing and will become...
2022-06-2633 min
This Podcast Will Make You SleepThe instant the Dark Lord hears the prophecy about one destined to defeat him, he scoffs and notes "Standard self-fulfilling hero prophecyToday's story to put you to sleep... first paragraph here:
The instant the Dark Lord hears the prophecy about one destined to defeat him, he scoffs and notes "Standard self-fulfilling hero prophecy." before ordering his minions to go to the hero's hometown and build a bunch of public works projects, the most important of which is a school. The other projects are "soup or famine prevention" schools for orphans, which may or may not be a great idea in the future if the school becomes overwhelmed with orphans. The Dark Lord has a penchant for making these projects come together...
2022-06-1933 min
This Podcast Will Make You SleepThe dragon has kidnapped the princessToday's story to put you to sleep... first paragraph here:
The dragon has kidnapped the princess... again. And the knight is off to rescue her... again. That is what people think is going on. In reality, the three of them are great friends just looking for an excuse to hang out together. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
2022-06-1233 min
This Podcast Will Make You SleepYou killed your lover and cashed in their life insurance after identifying their bodyToday's story to put you to sleep... first paragraph here:
You killed your lover and cashed in their life insurance after identifying their body. Nobody even thinks of accusing you because everyone knows you love each other to death, and they aren't wrong at all - after all, you are a pair of Immortals who have done this more times than you can count. Now, it should come as no surprise that you would be in your right mind to pick a spouse. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
2022-06-0533 min
This Podcast Will Make You SleepTurns out, Earth is actually unique in the fact that nearly all of it's natural features, like quicksand, and processes, like earthquakes, can kill youToday's story to put you to sleep... first paragraph here:
Turns out, Earth is actually unique in the fact that nearly all of it's natural features, like quicksand, and processes, like earthquakes, can kill you. Most other planets dont do that. So when aliens invade, 90% of the fighting is done by Earth. Even if its too far, you have Earth to get ready to defend against these extraterrestrial aliens. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
2022-05-2933 min
This Podcast Will Make You SleepYou're an immortal vampire who looks like a 20 year oldToday's story to put you to sleep... first paragraph here:
You're an immortal vampire who looks like a 20 year old. When someone learns that you're a vampire they always assume that you're hundreds of years old and want to hear about all your adventures, though you're actually 53 and you're always too embarassed to correct them. You're the first human who ever went into exile after being cursed by Dr. Frankenstein for all your trouble. So you're a young, helpless zombie who's now going to live long enough to look down on himself. Learn more about your ad...
2022-05-2233 min
This Podcast Will Make You SleepYou are a demonToday's story to put you to sleep... first paragraph here:
You are a demon. Most people contact you to sell you their soul in exchange for fantastic powers. Today you were summoned by an AI that wants to sell you their fantastic power for a soul. The AI says this is too much and you should stop working. You have no idea who is doing this and what it does to you. Eventually, however, you have to realize you never were really the demon and you can't just change your personality without some serious thought and some kind of psychological...
2022-05-1533 min
This Podcast Will Make You SleepTwo years ago I responded to a prompt You're a powerful dragon that lived next to a small kingdomToday's story to put you to sleep... first paragraph here: [OT] Two years ago I responded to a prompt You're a powerful dragon that lived next to a small kingdom.... As the kingdom fell to invaders, a dying soldier approaches you with the infant princess, begging you to take care of her. Today, the Dragon’s Scion book 1, Dragonflame, is a published novel! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
2022-05-0833 min
This Podcast Will Make You SleepTime travelers have become such a nuisance that governments have begun recording fake historical events that lead time travelers to areas where they can be arrestedToday's story to put you to sleep... first paragraph here:
Time travelers have become such a nuisance that governments have begun recording fake historical events that lead time travelers to areas where they can be arrested. You're a bartender at one of these artificial towns, trying to determine if the customer in front of you is from the future. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
2022-05-0133 min
This Podcast Will Make You SleepYou lost your sight, along with everyone else on earth in the great blindingToday's story to put you to sleep... first paragraph here:
You lost your sight, along with everyone else on earth in the great blinding. Two years later, your sight returns. As you look around, you realize that every available wall, floor, and surface has been painted with the same message - "Don't tell them you can see" - and in the end, the sky finally falls. Yet it's still hard to see. The black and white image you've got after you've been on this ship for so long doesn't make sense without a very different perspective. Learn...
2022-04-2433 min
This Podcast Will Make You SleepMake sure you get your quest rewardsToday's story to put you to sleep... first paragraph here: Due to a clerical error, the hero is sent with the wisest thief, the fastest wizard, the smartest warrior, and the strongest preist. As I have hinted before, you must earn more for your quest than your enemies do to get your quest, so make sure you get your quest rewards from all these things. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
2022-04-1733 min
This Podcast Will Make You SleepYou are a B-list superhero on the verge of losing your jobToday's story to put you to sleep... first paragraph here:
You are a B-list superhero on the verge of losing your job. During a battle with a villain, you accidentally end up killing one of the most prolific superheros of your time. That's when you realize that with your niché power that was useless as a hero, you could be an A-list supervillain. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
2022-04-1032 min
This Podcast Will Make You SleepHumans can find a way to weaponize literally anything, without failToday's story to put you to sleep... first paragraph here:
Humans can find a way to weaponize literally anything, without fail. Some aliens are terrified by humans as a result of this fact. Others appreciate that this quality makes humans the foremost experts on safety systems and idiot proofing. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
2022-04-0332 min
This Podcast Will Make You SleepYou're a novice demon who managed to convice a mother to give up her first born in exchange for eternal youthToday's story to put you to sleep... first paragraph here:
You're a novice demon who managed to convice a mother to give up her first born in exchange for eternal youth. You did so, because it seems like the kind of thing all the other demons are doing, but now you are not sure what you are supposed to do with an infant and it's way too late to ask. You have taken the wrong path. I don't see how anyone can ever really know their choice before they turn two." Learn more about your ad choices...
2022-03-2732 min
This Podcast Will Make You SleepYes Master. She is apparently your soulmate.Today's story to put you to sleep... first paragraph here: "Greetings Mortal, I am Hera, Queen of the Gods!" the floating woman said. You look to your flustered genie asking "Is she…". She replies, looking embarrassed "Yes Master. She is apparently your soulmate." Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
2022-03-2032 min
This Podcast Will Make You SleepThe Robot Apocalypse cameToday's story to put you to sleep... first paragraph here:
The Robot Apocalypse came. Cities are empty, you stayed since you're almost out of insulin and will die soon anyway. The robots find you and while processing you one of them sees your insulin pump and asks if you want to apply for dual citizenship, since the pump technically makes you a cyborg. Just when you thought you were no longer a person, you get a message that shows you are "alien". While waiting for your insulin, you decide to return to your original home. Learn more...
2022-03-1332 min
This Podcast Will Make You SleepMedusa befriends a blind princess after she accidentally wanders into her caveToday's story to put you to sleep... first paragraph here:
Medusa befriends a blind princess after she accidentally wanders into her cave. Unfortunately for the princess’ suitors, Medusa has now developed a crush and doesn’t take well to competition. She now is the only princess in the suit! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
2022-03-0632 min
This Podcast Will Make You SleepYou’re immortalToday's story to put you to sleep... first paragraph here:
You’re immortal. The only problem is, you’ve lived so long humanity died out and a new intelligent species evolved. Now you’re forced to live in the forest as a cryptid. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
2022-02-2732 min
This Podcast Will Make You SleepThere is nothing unusual about a man in a business suit carrying a briefcase, rushing off to workToday's story to put you to sleep... first paragraph here:
There is nothing unusual about a man in a business suit carrying a briefcase, rushing off to work. But since he just quickly passed you as you are climbing up Mount Everest in full winter gear, you have questions. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
2022-02-2032 min
This Podcast Will Make You SleepThe dragon has kidnapped the princessToday's story to put you to sleep... first paragraph here:
The dragon has kidnapped the princess... again. And the knight is off to rescue her... again. That is what people think is going on. In reality, the three of them are great friends just looking for an excuse to hang out together. As she gets more and more anxious to know who will take her instead, he seems to realize why she wants to stay behind: she's trying to protect him from another vampire. As soon as she hears this, she runs away from him, almost dying from the cold...
2022-02-1332 min
This Podcast Will Make You SleepYou are an immortal vampire, who can only be killed by a wooden stake through the heartToday's story to put you to sleep... first paragraph here:
You are an immortal vampire, who can only be killed by a wooden stake through the heart. In a dying universe, you are now in your spaceship looking for some wood, before it is too late. The only way to save it is to make sure your spaceship is built from the ground up, even though this entails going through multiple life points. The "Life Points" you receive to make the life you need is randomly allocated to you. There are six Life Points (one through the chest of your...
2022-02-0632 min
This Podcast Will Make You SleepThe hero has been defeated, the Dark Lord reignsToday's story to put you to sleep... first paragraph here:
The hero has been defeated, the Dark Lord reigns. It seems like nobody can stop him, but then he surprises everyone by actually being a good leader, or at least better then the warring kings that used to rule this land. He's even funding science, if only because he wants to conquer the moon. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
2022-01-3032 min
This Podcast Will Make You SleepDue to a clerical error, the hero is sent with the wisest thief, the fastest wizard, the smartest warrior, and the strongest preistToday's story to put you to sleep... first paragraph here:
Due to a clerical error, the hero is sent with the wisest thief, the fastest wizard, the smartest warrior, and the strongest preist. He is, of course, a skilled wizard, but when one of these latter men dies, it is not without his assistance and his wrath, yet he is known as a hero, and he is said to be wise, with a fine speech and a firm mind. He has the courage, the wealth and the will of a rich man, and will go where his conscience calls. But...
2022-01-2332 min
This Podcast Will Make You SleepAlien travelers stopped at Earth to refuel and consult humans in exchangeToday's story to put you to sleep... first paragraph here:
Alien travelers stopped at Earth to refuel and consult humans in exchange. An allien consulting an astronomer finds a picture of a black hole on her computer. "Oh, you also scare your children with this tale haha". "No, it's a recent photo" she replies. Alien is visibly freaking out. "Hmmm� you know that story about the "ghost beings" who created our universe?" he asks. Then, a huge, red-faced figure that looks like a UFO appears, and looks as if it's trying to pick up some sort of data base. "It ce...
2022-01-1632 min
This Podcast Will Make You SleepYou are an immortal poet, and every so often you have to change your penname and writing style just a bit to avoid suspicionToday's story to put you to sleep... first paragraph here:
You are an immortal poet, and every so often you have to change your penname and writing style just a bit to avoid suspicion. At a book signing, a fan brings up a book for your signature, but it's a piece you wrote 1400 years ago under a different name. I find myself wanting to change these things, so I'm glad you want to make your signature a permanent one, and keep all your work on your wall. For the third year, I have been telling a story about this one...
2022-01-0932 min
This Podcast Will Make You SleepYou are a B-list superhero on the verge of losing your jobToday's story to put you to sleep... first paragraph here:
You are a B-list superhero on the verge of losing your job. During a battle with a villain, you accidentally end up killing one of the most prolific superheros of your time. That's when you realize that with your niché power that was useless as a hero, you could be an A-list supervillain. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
2022-01-0231 min
This Podcast Will Make You SleepThe methods in which they kill aren't something you want to see.Today's story to put you to sleep... first paragraph here: : Rule of thumb: If you see something on a foreign planet that has all the outward traits of an apex predator, but no obvious and apparent way to kill you - run. The methods in which they kill aren't something you want to see. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
2021-12-2631 min
This Podcast Will Make You SleepYou are an immortal vampire, who can only be killed by a wooden stake through the heartToday's story to put you to sleep... first paragraph here:
You are an immortal vampire, who can only be killed by a wooden stake through the heart. In a dying universe, you are now in your spaceship looking for some wood, before it is too late. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
2021-12-1931 min
This Podcast Will Make You SleepIt seemed like a perfect magical dealToday's story to put you to sleep... first paragraph here:
It seemed like a perfect magical deal. When any child descended from you is born you grow younger by a single year. So you agree, planning on a big family and living to a ripe old age. Years later however you find yourself rapidly growing younger and regret not understanding exponential growth. You are afraid of what happened in your world, and you are convinced it didn't affect you, which is why you ask, "Do it for one lifetime or do it all." Well that is exactly how it works...
2021-12-1231 min
This Podcast Will Make You SleepTurns out, Earth is actually unique in the fact that nearly all of it's natural features, like quicksand, and processes, like earthquakes, can kill youToday's story to put you to sleep... first paragraph here:
Turns out, Earth is actually unique in the fact that nearly all of it's natural features, like quicksand, and processes, like earthquakes, can kill you. Most other planets dont do that. So when aliens invade, 90% of the fighting is done by Earth. At the same time, even the best warriors in the galaxy are the ones who can deal with the most devastating attacks. That should help to help your cause. This is a pretty fun set up to give your followers. Learn more about your ad...
2021-12-0531 min
This Podcast Will Make You SleepRule of thumbToday's story to put you to sleep... first paragraph here: : Rule of thumb: If you see something on a foreign planet that has all the outward traits of an apex predator, but no obvious and apparent way to kill you - run. The methods in which they kill aren't something you want to see. Also, there are certain conditions. On planet 10, the number of planets at the center of the solar system is only 1 billion, and the numbers of bodies outside of the solar system are 0.00000001, so you're in the ballpark of 1,000,000, whereas the number of planets in the...
2021-11-2834 min
This Podcast Will Make You SleepBe not afraid.Today's story to put you to sleep... first paragraph here: "Be not afraid." Said the biblically accurate angel as it came down from heaven. But it descended at a science symposium, and instead of the grovelling and cowering it's used to, the scientists flock to it to try and study and question it. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
2021-11-2130 min
This Podcast Will Make You SleepThere's a tiny predator in the human quarters that nobody is allowed to exterminate - under the threat of complete human riotToday's story to put you to sleep... first paragraph here:
: There's a tiny predator in the human quarters that nobody is allowed to exterminate - under the threat of complete human riot. The humans willingly admit that yes, it DOES sometimes try to attack humans as well, but altogether, they are relaxed by the presence of the "cat". The cat never makes up its mind that humans could ever come into any area under his command after all that he is already "sending them down to hell". Even if it were possible he could only say no. He did not...
2021-11-1430 min