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THE FAT OLD NERDS PODCAST32 Three Fat Men and A BabyOn this over delayed episode of the Fat Old NerdsPodcast, Justin claims he will have relationswith a sex robot that looks like Bob, Micah tellsthe story of his childs birth and the months of joy after, Bob talks Sonic 2, Micah tells usabout a not wearing pants moment, Justin suggests that a Wal-Mart bag can be used to swaddle your baby in the Alabama heat, Bob almost spits tea everywhere, we call all listeners to rally with us to go...2022-05-031h 24
THE FAT OLD NERDS PODCASTKeep On Jigglin Till The Jigglin Stops But The Jigglin Never StopsOn this episode of The Fat Old Nerds Podcast, wediscuss our favorite Thanksgiving foods, Justindeclares he will put out for banana pudding and comes up with the best Home Alone sequel, Bobsfat is described as marbleing, we discuss ourlast meals as death row inmates and how we endedup on death row. Bobs admits the bees scene inMy Girl made him laugh, Bob gives a brief spoilerfree review of Ghostbusters Afterlife and Justintells us ab...2021-11-261h 40
THE FAT OLD NERDS PODCASTHalloween SpooktacularOn this Spooktacular episode of The Fat Old NerdsPodcast we discuss our top 3 horror movies, Micahgives us a breakdown of his near mental breakdownputting together a baby crib, Justin describesbrawls his children have, we discuss our favoritepast Halloween costumes and what non alive foodswe would eat if they were indeed alive, Justinsings Rob Zombies Dragula Justin Bieber style, welimit ourselves to 1 holocaust discussion a month, we discover through our filthy friendS...2021-10-301h 30
THE FAT OLD NERDS PODCASTBig Rigs and ButtholesOn this DIVINE episode of The Fat Old Nerds Podcast we review the Netflix documentary I AmDivine, Micah gives us new nicknames, Justincontends with a fly in his room throughout theepisode, Micah and Justin discuss Squid Game, Bobtalks about Black Widow and reveals he hates thesong American Pie, Justin's littlest scribbles onhis notes, we discuss how covid can kill your dick, Bob declares he has a doctorate in BALLS,we talk Star Wars Visions, Justin ra...2021-10-121h 44
THE FAT OLD NERDS PODCASTBob Is The Reason We Have Participation TrophiesOn this fantabulous episode of The Fat Old NerdsPodcast we discuss the Spider-Man No Way HomeTrailer, Marvels What If..., Micah has TERRIBLEaudio quality (blame him), we discuss Wookie burials, we pine over Dragoncon and our lack ofbeing there, we yet again bring up the idea ofstarting an Onlyfans, Justin admits achievingorgasm near Micah is possible but not with Bobnear him anywhere, Micah proclaims his beliefthat O'Douls will get you drunk if you believe2021-09-161h 39
THE FAT OLD NERDS PODCASTIs This The Fat Old Nerds Or Ultimate Fighter Jerk Off DayOn this episode of The Fat Old Nerds Podcast, Bobtells us about a disturbing dream, we discuss thecolor red, Bob has a full nerd breakdown of the Ghostbusters Afterlife trailer, Justin expresseshis southern displeasure for the tearing down ofCentury Plaza, we ask which Pope had the nicesttesticles, we answer a listener question talkingabout what movies and songs we should like, butdon't. Micah tells us a tale of defeating someoneusing better knowledge, Justin talks h...2021-08-151h 42
THE FAT OLD NERDS PODCASTLive In PersonOn this very special episode of the Fat Old NerdsPodcast, for the first time we are ALL IN THESAME FUCKING ROOM! Its Micah, Bob and JustinLIVE FOLKS! We discuss the Borderlands movie,Bob gets tickled, Micah makes a HUGE announcement,Justin wears his wifes pants without remorse, wetalk dick moves in Magic The Gathering, Justin isVERY excited for the Borderlands spinoff game, Tiny Tina's Wonderlands, Justin and Micah have afield day touching Bob, Justin has a...2021-07-131h 40
THE FAT OLD NERDS PODCASTThrow Away Your BiblesOn this less than attractive episode of The FatOld Nerds Podcast we discuss Magic The GatheringArena, Micah gives his feelings on the Home Owners Association where he lives, wecongratulate Alabama for legalizing medicalmarijuana....sort of, shout out to our friendSanchez for beating Justins ass with his owndinosaurs, we pitch our own video games, we talktalk hulu's M.O.D.O.K. Justin seems to want hiskids to have a knife fight, Bob talks s...2021-06-111h 07
THE FAT OLD NERDS PODCASTMortal Kombat Farts and Other Violent ThingsOn this episode of The Fat Old Nerds Podcast, wetalk Mortal Kombat (SPOILERS), Justin tells us howbacon is the sluttiest meat and goes on in a veryexcited voice to talk about the upcoming movie adaptation of the video game Borderlands which were sure you've heard mentioned on our show. Wediscuss returning Adult Swim favorites, we reachout to you the fans and say contact us, Micah admits his wife can out fart him, Justin's chair is loud as fu...2021-05-151h 17
THE FAT OLD NERDS PODCASTBig Rig MicahOn this long overdue episode of The Fat Old NerdsPodcast we discuss Wandavision, Micah makes a life changing accomplishment which leads Bob intoa song he wrote for Micah (how sweet), we tellthe tale of Wesley's Booby Trap, Micah gives usa rundown of his time at trucker school, Justingoes deep into the upcoming Borderlands movie, wepick what vehicle we would be if we were Transformers, we discuss songs we like by artistsor genres we don't li...2021-02-171h 31
THE FAT OLD NERDS PODCASTSpecial 1 Fight CardWarning, this episode is raw, January has proveda crazy month for us but we dont want to leave everyone hanging. So this is Justin and Micahsdream fight card. Our audio is fucked up in this its awful and contains nothing but a flamingtrain wreck. Bob does a comedic fight card, dicusses Jurassic Park, Justin takes very longin the bathroom and Bob almost stumps Justinwith a clever riddle. Again what you are about tohear is us at...2021-02-171h 23
THE FAT OLD NERDS PODCASTThe Nerds AwakenOn this spacey episode of The Fat Old Nerds Podcast Justin leads off with a silly voice, we discuss The Force Awakens, Justin asks where isthe borderline for alcoholism, we get a majorshout out from the glorious podcast That DoesSuit Madame, Micah keeps messing with Bobs head,we spoil the shit out of The Mandalorian season2, Justin debates on if he would rather be a Jedi or Aladdin, none of us can keep a houseplant alive, Justin kee...2020-12-291h 52
THE FAT OLD NERDS PODCASTThe Fat Old Nerds Podcast Non Denominational Holiday ExtravaganzaOn The Fat Old Nerds Podcast Non Denominational Holiday Extravaganza we discuss our favorite Christmas movies, gifts of years past, Bob callsout his brother and the nerds diss on him, Micahgets a very overdramatic leg cramp, we hurteveryone's brains along with our own by bringing you a review of the 1978 Star Wars Holiday Special, we tell how we found out there is no Santa and the question of are Wookie's pro life is brought up in a horriblem...2020-12-201h 48
THE FAT OLD NERDS PODCASTMeet The FattiesOn our glorious 20th episode we review the WTFmovie of the millennium, Meet The Feebles. Wefind out if Justin made it the full 7 days, weintroduce a new segment called "Adam Is A Bitch"We bid The Undertaker a happy retirement and weask the question, are you allowed to cum on HBOMax? We discuss new Animaniacs and the DarkwingDuck reboot, Justin and Micah discuss Hades, Micah rudely talks with food in his mouth, Justinrips Bob a...2020-12-012h 03
THE FAT OLD NERDS PODCASTJustin Gets A Vasectomy Micah Goes To Star Wars Land and Bob Does NothingOn this of this balls heavy episode The Fat Old Nerds Podcast, Justin describes his vasectomy infull graphic detail, Micah infuriates Bob with details of his trip to Disney's Galaxies Edge, we learn okra is the best vegetable suited for icing scorn testicles, Bob and Micah are shockedwhen Justin hasn't played any Borderlands 3 but does pimp another game. We talk what our moveswould be in Mortal Kombat and possible replacements for Alex Trebek, Micah explains howmuch o...2020-11-181h 46
THE FAT OLD NERDS PODCASTAll Dressed Up and Gnomewhere To GoOn this spooky episode of the Fat Old NerdsPodcast, Justin regals us with the tale of hisvasectomy consultation, Micah tries his own beerfor the first time on the show and to Justin's disappointment Micah does not go blind or vomit,we review the movie Dead Alive and with thatMicah's outlook on Peter Jackson was shattered,Micah thinks he has a evil Japanese entity in hishouse which leads into a spoooooky paranormal conversation. Someone makes an awful jo...2020-10-312h 00
THE FAT OLD NERDS PODCASTMamma Whats A Virgin Someone Whos Never Had Orange Juice I Dont Know Dont Ask MeOn this episode of the podcast, we review Hocus Pocus, we talk briefly on the shit show of a Presidential Debate and the now famous fly, wediscuss Rambo in Mortal Kombat, the new AC/DCsong and upcoming album and the South Park Pandemic Special. A random explosion is heard on Bobs end, Justin shocks Micah and Bob when he says he HASNT been playing Borderlands 3, Bobtells us his secret to social distancing, Micah'sdomestic destruction strikes again, Bob does a...2020-10-181h 22
THE FAT OLD NERDS PODCASTReturn Of The Fat Old NerdsOn this episode of the podcast, Justin goes on apolitical rant when all Bob wanted to do wasemphasize the importance of voting, Bob guarantees a drop in listenership with an awfultop 10 list, we review Return Of The Jedi, asusual Justin talks about Borderlands 3 and menwho hit each other in their underwear, we find outMicah sucks at throwing axes, we listen to Justin get progressively drunker, Bob dramaticallyacts out part of the ROTJ radio drama wi...2020-09-292h 40
THE FAT OLD NERDS PODCASTThe Fat Old Nerds Strike BackIn this episode of The Fat Old Nerds Podcast, Justin gives us a new jingle and tells a tale about Dollywood, Micah discusses his insane ordeal with his shitty ant filled work vans, wetalk Mandalorian season 2 and review The EmpireStrikes Back, we find out 2 out of 3 nerds aretoo fat to ride certain roller coasters, we talk about the loss of Chadwick Boseman, Bob tells a tale of a notorious British bum smacker,Justin scolds Bob for his choice of fo...2020-09-282h 19
THE FAT OLD NERDS PODCASTA Nerd HopeOn this galactic episode of The Fat Old Nerds Podcast we learn Bob has galactically low standards, Justin treats us to a new Bob song AND sings Slipknots Spit It Out, we discuss Star Wars Episode 4 A New Hope, Micah parasails, we voice our opinions on Taco Bell, Justin inadvertently calls Micah's wife a mother fucker, Micah destroys everyone's eardrums (our bad), Bob reads a listener e-mail of shitty proportions, we learn Justin's children communicate in screams wearing astronaut helmets, we declare Early Cuyler must die and Micah shares a fucked up fact about cats Justin wishes he didn't...2020-08-191h 39
THE FAT OLD NERDS PODCASTNerd OneOn this episode of The Fat Old Nerds Podcast we are joined by Justins wife Toria to discuss if its ok to have sex with your significant other if they turned into an animal, we introduce a new segment weve already talked about called Fat Old Fisticuffs, Micah recounts his drunken escape room experience, Justin reads us a listener e-mail, we discuss whether or not fictional characters would vote for trump, we get a riveting recap of the latest Ru Pauls Drag Race happenings from Justin and Toria and it descends into the drunken ramblings of a couple, Justin...2020-08-102h 21
THE FAT OLD NERDS PODCASTRevenge Of The Fat Old NerdsOn this episode of the podcast Justin serenaded Bob with a beautiful parody of the hit song Let It Go from Frozen, we reveal the true parentage of The Mandalorians "The Child" we discuss the most recent UFC fights, or at least Bob and Justin do because Micah had to clean up the glass of tea he spilled, we read our first listener e-mail ever, the upcoming Hulk Hogan biopic, we review Revenge of the Sith Micah discovers a diabetic milkshake and we wished Bob a happy birthday. Also, queef.Head over to our Twitch to watch Ju...2020-07-271h 45
THE FAT OLD NERDS PODCASTAttack Of The Fat Old Nerds and Bob Fucks UpIn this weeks episode of The Fat Old NerdsPodcast we discuss banned Magic cards,the retirement of The Undertaker,our thoughts on The Covid-19 pandemic,Bob enthusiastically proclaims Godzilla has apenis, Justin describes his most recent underwearpurchase, Bob sings us some Bon Jovi, MicahsD&D quest continues with the savage death of anOwl Bear. After skype fucked up we now bring you11.5 we didcuss whose nude body would get theworst reaction, which Hogwarts c...2020-07-072h 07
THE FAT OLD NERDS PODCASTThe Fat Old MenaceIn our most musical episode ever, we reviewStar Wars: Episode 1 The Phantom Menace, Micahgoes on a extreme hate filled rant on TiVo, Justinsings some Lion King for us then talks in acreepy baby voice, Bob accepts the fact he isshaped like a potato, Micah has a internet messup and Justin deeply analyzes the song this little piggy.CHECK US OUT ONTWITCH-THEFATOLDNERDSFACEBOOK-FATNERDSPODCASTINSTAGRAM-THEFATOLDNERDSPODCASTTWITTER-@THEFATOLDNERDSPODCAST...2020-06-071h 15
THE FAT OLD NERDS PODCASTAnyone Wanna Trade Us Cottage Cheese For Chocolate Milk E-Mail UsIn this episode of The Fat Old Nerds Podcast, Bobspenis is immediately mentioned, we review SolarOpposites, we discuss The Masked Singer finale,more of Justin's obsession with Ru Paul'sDrag Race, the unfortunate amount of celebritydeaths recently, Justin freestyles country a song,we are interrupted by a cord hungry cat and arandom child Character Art By GracieYeetDedicated to the memory of Randy TaylorMusic Credit To Herb Alpert and The TijuanaBrass2020-05-231h 37
THE FAT OLD NERDS PODCASTIs It Unethical To Have Sex With Scooby-DooOn this episode of The Fat Old Nerds Podcastwe discuss murder hornets, Animal Crossing,Justin goes into a rage on the Twilight books,Micah disses all youtube chefs, AMC Theaters,whether or not it is ethical to have relationswith Pokemon or any other talking animal cartooncharacter, Bobs inevitable death at the handsof a man named Jeff and we relive our drunkenglory days.Music Credit To Herb Alpert and The Tijuana Brass and Led Zeppelin...2020-05-101h 22
THE FAT OLD NERDS PODCASTJustins Children Conquer The World!In this episode we discuss the cancellationof just about everything, lysol treatments,cheating in video games, Justin's childrentrying to conquer the world, Bob begs for money for a Switch and Justin and Bob suddenlybreak out into Baby Got Back.Music Credit To Sir Mix Alot and Herb Alpertand The Tajuana BrassRemember to check us out on Facebook, Twitterand Instagram just search The Fat Old NerdsPodcast or e-mail us atthefatoldnerdspodcast@g...2020-04-271h 10
THE FAT OLD NERDS PODCASTChillin With The Tiger KingOn this episode of The Fat Old Nerds Podcastwe discuss the Netflix phenomenon Tiger King,Justin reveals the name of his penis.Men in their underwear pretending to beat eachother up being considered an essential business,the newest Magic the Gathering set, old Segagames, Justin's intense reaction to the movieOnward, Bob apparently is eating taffy andJustin spoils Half-Life 2 15 years laterArt Credit To siv0rMusic Credit to Herb Alpert and the Tajuana2020-04-221h 14
THE FAT OLD NERDS PODCASTNOTHING ABOUT ANY OF THIS IS WHOLESOMEBob gives us the porn report and deeply disturbs Justin and Micah with his findings. Justin thinks Dr. Pepper is out to give him covid-19 and Micah tells us a treasured childhood memory, with that said we're sorry. We are so sorry for what you are about to hear. Quarantining does weird things to people but just remember, you deserve this... Music Credit to Herb Alpert and the Tijuana Brass and Public Domain Tuba Music and Good Times Theme Episode art credit to Brandon "siv0r" Sharp#fatoldnerdspodcast#nerds2020-03-301h 29
THE FAT OLD NERDS PODCASTCovid-19 and Mother Fucking BeansOn this episode of the Fat Old Nerds Podcast we discuss the dreaded Coronavirus, an empty arena WrestleMania, Bob is shocked and appalled at the fact that Justin doesn't know who Vincent Price is, Micah's intense hatred of potatoes and the podcast takes a bit of a dark turn...Music Credit To Herb Alpert and The Tajuana Brass#fatoldnerdspodcast#nerds#comedy#pottymouth#insanity#MMA#wrestling#scifi#spoilers#gaming#popculture#whatchaplayin#bobspenis2020-03-181h 03
THE FAT OLD NERDS PODCASTMicahs Excellent Mexican Adventure!On this episode Micah discusses his recent crossdressing experience on his cruise to Mexico, we pay tribute to the creator of the Konami Code and Justin goes off on a rage fueled rant about his internet service provider and Matthew Broderick. Plus Micah and Bobs top 10 Godzilla Monsters! Art Credit to Toria Moffett Music Credit to Little Spanish Flea by Herb Alpert and the Tijuana Brass The Lonely Island and T-Pain Godzilla Monster Roars credit to TOHO#fatoldnerdspodcast#nerds#comedy#pottymouth#insanity...2020-03-101h 26
THE FAT OLD NERDS PODCASTAnd I said sweetie, what the fuck is Birds Of PreyIn this episode of The Fat Old Nerds Podcast we discuss the top 10 WWE wrestlers of all time, Justin bitches about Birds of Prey's lack of promotion and Bob's review of Sonic the Hedgehog turns into a spoiler filled scene by scene recap , and Justin can't remember our email address. Music credit to Herb Alpert and The Tajuana Brass#fatoldnerdspodcast#nerds#comedy#pottymouth#insanity#MMA#wrestling#scifi#spoilers#gaming#popculture...2020-02-251h 05
THE FAT OLD NERDS PODCASTIf you put enough zeros on it, you gonna get that booty lickedWe talk Rise Of Skywalker, Justin's immense love for Ru Paul's Drag Race, we finally name the Yoda species, we talk teen pregnancy and Bob gets temporarily raptured. All that and more on the FIRST FAT OLD NERDS PODCAST! Also, remember, live in sin, leave it in by god! Facebook and Twitter-fatnerdspodcast Music credit to Herb Alpert and The Tajuana Brass#fatoldnerdspodcast#nerds#comedy#pottymouth#insanity#MMA#wrestling#scifi#spoilers#gaming#popculture2020-02-091h 23