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The Book of MurdocPrison CareersBlack TikTok is the most awesome section of the internet. Boiling buffalo heads. Robot hyenas. Taxidermy for your pets or grandparents. Slow news day. Pullin calves. How to prospect a biker gang. Accidental murders. Prison dentists. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.2023-08-2252 minThe Book of MurdocSpace Rock CashBack from the Sturgis Motorcycle Rally. Bizkit fans vs Juggalos. Sturgis Rally musings. Swifty University. Space Rock Money. Gimme a six-pack of kidneys. Let's bring back hemp necklaces. Bong a Thons. 6 seasons of Ooze. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.2023-08-1755 minThe Book of MurdocCrisp Cool HundoThanks for a hundo. This is the last piece of audio recorded before Leslie got laryngitis. (you're welcome) We're being real cool about aliens. McConnell meme rules. L-Anon. The downsides of being a cult leader. Why Lizzo great till Lizzo gotta be great? Had to call 911 about a train baby. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.2023-08-0457 minThe Book of MurdocBunker Hand StuffSD ball washing as a spectator sport. Sketch Sea World. Big Wheeled Dentists. Being polite to AI. Which animals are the worst to get attacked by? Mega Waspy college admissions. Company Shoot Off! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.2023-07-2747 minThe Book of MurdocDeli Ham RisottoChecking in with our local washer women. Waiting for a Star to Fall. Mini Fat Season. Depression deli ham risotto. Shel Silverstein hot in AZ. Defending the corpse industry. Action figures and baseball cards. Dean's 10 year plan with Rocky movie music. Hair or Penis? Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.2023-07-1953 minThe Book of MurdocHard Lime StanceJake from our political podcast Dakota Town Hall joins from East River. Sex Shop Accounting. Hard Lime Stance. Warm Gentleman Summer. Seagull management. Accidental klan gas stations. DVDs hidden in Masonic Temples. Ask Houston if he's still malnourished. Dolphins need a new PR rep. Ghost rules. (Recorded 7/12, took a while to get posted. apologies for the audio kinda) Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.2023-07-1344 minThe Book of MurdocSomething Girl SummerMerica. Radio appearance hell. Red Hot Pannus Summer. White House Coke. Netflix Shopping. Cult shoe deals. Dean's first f-bomb. Cable CGI Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.2023-07-0659 minThe Book of MurdocDitch Those Grippy Socks!To the bullpen with Stich in for Dean. Grippy Sock Spring wrapped up. Communists demons in Mt Rushmore. Why is 2XL your medium? Russians, Aliens, Communists... I'm prepared. Shitty bagger music season has started. Mitchell takes a swing. 2am Game Show Channel Slot. We're gonna take Mitchell fishin! HBD, America. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.2023-06-2945 minThe Book of MurdocDr Teeth Funeral RichHappy Father's Day. Grippy Sock Spring. New things about Dean. Take Backs from Listener Shawn. Stacked and Packed update. Whales are taking over. Gout and Diabetes vs the Field. (Note - Probably going to Wednesdays instead of Fridays for a while for new episodes if you care) @murdocj on Insta Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.2023-06-2146 minThe Book of MurdocRobot ElvisPrepper capitalism. Boat Drinks. How to get hired. I'd kill for gameshow money. The Elvis-verse. Meditative basketball? Boxcar Kids: Columbia. Gotta pay the Sherpas. JK not dead. Nelly's guitar. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.2023-06-1638 minThe Book of MurdocHow much for Dr Teeth?getting old enough where new phones are a struggle. The Return of Soul Crate Music! Updates to the will - We need some Muppets. Dish pig buffet, workin' the liver table, Jurassic crocodiles. True Crime podcasts are creating a new generation of murderers. How to get murdered less a little. The #1 rule @ Sesame Street. More at MurdocJones.com Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.2023-06-1053 minThe Book of MurdocI can amputate your toeBack from vacation, dingdongs. Dean is a lightening god. Coming in a little orange. My spray tan color is white people medium. It's Leslie's fault that I'm trying to listen harder. Living in Australia. I can amputate a toe pretty easy. RIP to your good friend Tina. I like the pens I like. Mittens lives Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.2023-06-0233 minThe Book of MurdocDONKEY BASKETBALL!!!!Houston is not a Viking. Proof that I'm just a dumb American. 'More Boring Rick Steeves' tells us about Europe. Hot Office Goss - The Parking Lot Lady. The Cast gets a D Minus. Failed Bits Hall of Fame. Grippy Sock Spring - Absolutely no narcissism here. Downs Barbie critiques. Learning about and fixing incels in 7 minutes. SFA: I miss CK Be. Thunderdome: I'd be benevolent af. *Note - Recorded 4-28-23, posted 5-2-23. Thanks to Mark Houston (@WhiskeyatWork, @katradio, @thehomeslicegroup) Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more...2023-04-2946 minThe Book of Murdoc9 Flavors of DeodorantNo Dean, so nothing is organized or in order. Let's all smell each other a little. Pets as depression monitors. More smells. Hair transplants. Back to the smells. Which robot is gonna teach the other robots? Cults ranked by how fun they'd be to join. AI girlfriends. Vacation caves. The Fred Durst documentary. The most kidnap-able buckaroo in Alcester. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.2023-04-211h 01The Book of Murdocfuzzy berries and forbidden tonguesTherapist archeology. Monetizing divorce. F them kids. Old red phone bits. How cult can you go? Tourist Vasectomies. Only Fans Recycling Advice. How to sell an engagement ring. The New Year's Eve I tried to have bangs. More animal bits gone wrong. More Regional Daddy Off Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.2023-04-1458 minThe Book of MurdocFuture Santa's Feet PicturesPacked house (Brandon Jones, Dean Taylor, Mark Houston) Just some dudes talking about their marriages and nighttime routines. Regional Daddy Pageants. Learning about praise kinks. Killer Octopus.Back to Lab Meat. Spotlightin Racoons. Sperm donor advice. Prince of Iceland. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.2023-03-3143 minThe Book of MurdocTap, Don't Pull.takes us a while to get cookin. Grippy Sock Spring. Judgy about nighttime routines. Vegas Stories. The safety of elder strippers. Outswimming bears. Leslie can deadlift Gwyneth Paltrow and Pat Sajak. Stalker cheating. Be kind to yourself - it's GSS. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.2023-03-2440 minThe Book of MurdocSpace TugsGrippy Sock Spring > Martini Fat Season. Pre-writing eulogies. Essential oil horse chicks. Bank runs > Zombies. Dean tries to get me fired. Dad's dog is a terrorist. My green juice > your town's tourism economy. Americans are good for eating. Thinning out the competition. Guys will buy anything for some lead in the pencil. Elk velvet > gas station boner pills. Do yourself a kindness. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.2023-03-1735 minThe Book of MurdocHypothetical airplane bathroom incidentsThanks for the week off, ding dongs. Dean's playing hurt. Houston's getting fat. Hypothetical airplane stories. DC tips - look for the chicken feet. How to properly visit a museum. Dean with the news about german porn and kidnapping apologies. In the old days you could snowmobile pretty drunk. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.2023-03-1042 minThe Book of MurdocHow's your Regina? Excuse my hacking and coughing. Another visit from Houston—just some adult teenagers in the studio. We should get some pandas. And some ping pong players. Be less fat. Super Colliding. Leggy waitresses and the creeps they marry. Post Apocalypse chatter. Yardball. Local News Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.2023-02-2433 minThe Book of MurdocSocialist Tree Agendacocaine hippos > cocaine bear. Dean tells us who is sick and dead. Being attracted to Jelly Donut. Lubed light poles in Philly. Bad guy balloons. The 349th Bruce Willis conversation. Larry the Cat. Surviving animal advice: sharks. Have you ever ate a squirrel? Dinosaurs can bring us together as a people. Cell phones then vs now. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.2023-02-1732 minThe Book of MurdocCocaine HipposQ-Tip intros. Crematoriums and fat people. Being 22 looks really stressful. Hot chicks are stealin' shit from Walmart. South Dakota's Cocaine Hippos. Good things about the monarchy. Listener Food Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.2023-02-1041 minThe Book of MurdocMartini Fat SeasonSka bands and sound issues. What the fax. Old fashioned with Hof. Martini Fat Season. Olives and voicemail. Shawn is more accurate than I've let on. Kratom dudes. Lunchmoney reunion. Dean can sing! Gay for Nick Offerman. And others. Rizzin. You need your nose fat. I'd see a Sisqo show. The Pickstown Bathroom Disaster of 1993. Zebras are not as agreeable as you'd hope. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.2023-02-0349 minThe Book of MurdocBe good enough to get stabbed over itpre show nazi tv banter. in show tv nazi banter. Not the ASPCA. Pink Floyd and the gays. Leslie is our resident almost Jewish. Chicken Pox. SD Wakonda vs Marvel Wakonda. King Hair. A nice chat about puppets. I've been pinballed. Bike Fights. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.2023-01-2740 minThe Book of MurdocPack your bowtie, we're going to OahuPretty Privilege in Vegas. My version of selling my feet on the internet. Who wants an Old Fashioned? You look like you've been divorced. A buck eighteen, dude. You can smoke toad venom! Fat shaming Dean. Kombucha sucks part 49. It's been a while since I fixed gender inequality. Even Stevens - The Sex Vacation. Dodged a bullet by not becoming friends with Ron Jeremy. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.2023-01-2032 minThe Book of MurdocTragic Funeral ChucklesMeet Leslie. Frosted Tips. Daycares. Defund the Cats.Funeral Chuckles. Complaints at the Zip Bam Zinger. Die Hard. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.2023-01-1345 minThe Book of MurdocTrash PieNew Year, SO fat. Just a couple of fellas and their baked goods and how fat they gotMinor league horse racing and father of the year memories2nd generation drug cartel kids.Parish. the word is parish. 90's drug PSA'sthings you learn watching subtitles Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.2023-01-0637 minThe Book of MurdocSeason 3 FinaleThe movie with the chick with the teeth and the plowRob's first appearanceSurviving the blizzardEast River v West RiverNot Dean does the news! Noem is a slick ass campaignerTalkin bout PopesQuick News Off with Dean Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.2022-12-2852 minThe Book of MurdocArunachal Pradesh All Inclusive PackageSnow Day! Losing some of our new CA residents with this weathertragic pet deaths and fat season updatesterrible old business ideasGnatsYou can't just go to Northern Indiaeating bits and cooking bitsgood lookin criminalssome advice for the ladiesThe new Restless Leg Syndrome Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.2022-12-1639 minThe Book of MurdocHamageddonNew BedsLeg day last week. How's your fatness? Learn about Dean - Dean BakesI'm the Chili King of RapidI'm not the Liver KingYellowstone ReviewHawaiians feel about volcanos like we feel about tornados I'm like a sober 90's band - dunno if I still got it.Stories from Alceser - vacation stories Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.2022-12-0946 minThe Book of MurdocLeg Day (from 12-1)Hi friends. This was recorded 12-1 and just getting posted (12/11) It's not that good really, but I guess we did it so we should post it. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.2022-12-0229 minThe Book of Murdoc18 Hours with a Live TurkeyTurkeys are not agreeable to bits. Ways to calm down turkeys.Hamster Ball Racing League.Stepped on the Scale. Party is over, Fat Season is here. New Years' resolution advertising.We all took 2 years of Spanish and don't know 10 words.Lab Meat, Lab Kids. Phillip and his dumb wife are defrosting their embryos. Bruce Lee isn't as good as me. Twitter is America's Dollar Store.America can't even kill people right anymore.New Bit - Apologies to...2022-11-2348 minThe Book of MurdocDay Trading with GallagherRIP Gallagher.This Thanksgiving a Gallagher special can be the peace treaty at Thanksgiving.Old school ticket scalpin.Why is everybody so mad at Twitter?Mink Madness.Look at all those Republicans breaking their hip to backtrack from that shitbag. Don't forget how much T-Rex skulls are going for.Personal goals - internalize more.Watch that Weird Al movie it's amazing. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.2022-11-1840 minThe Book of MurdocHairdresser MuffinsWhat's your dream job? I don't eat listener food. 1 inch closer to an interview with a Pope! The cure for baby fever.Dean's dream job.Toy Hall of Fame, lottery winner, T-Rexes.Lemmon, SD Tourism Dept. Best work advice I ever received. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.2022-11-1041 minThe Book of MurdocI need a lot of PAC money and like 4 bitchin chicksNobody feels like recording this week but here we go. Last episode before election day - Our next secretary of state is a doofus. Local politics you can skip over. Don't worry about who your kids vote for just make sure they vote. Gimme a lot of PAC money and 4 bitchin' chicks. The first and maybe last appearance of Stitch.Lou Brutus is still cool. How close are we to an interview with the popeThat one couple you can't bring to drinking...2022-11-0447 minThe Book of MurdocHot Canning ChicksGet your costumes out, we're gonna trick or treat with Dean. Chickens we regret purchasing. Is Tik Tok turning you on with hot canning chicks? Hot canning tips from Dean. Tom Jones HitsTeam building canoe trips and accidental crystal meth hits. How I eventually retireinside baseball radio stuff only 3 of you care about. Sex Bingo and old boner pill advertisers. Go easy on your kids and take 10 breaths. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more...2022-10-2851 minThe Book of MurdocThe Man in the BoatHouston's back because Dean is avoiding me like the rent. Can you like Kanye or Kevin Spacey? Briefs are the new way, give them a shot. If you're uncomfortable with 2 men talking about the clitoris... the rest of this episode is not for you. Government cheese to Velveeta rich.Houston was born to scripture. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.2022-10-2136 minThe Book of Murdoc2001 Conception BangersMeet Kenz. I didn't turn her microphone up enough sorry. Mullet Champs.Mystery Mormon Odors.How Nickelback comes back.Fat Bears Scandal. Cash Register Gun Song is a keyword search.Almost killed that dude in the parking lot, but he totally understood.01 bangers to make some kids to.Ranch Night clubs connected to grocery stores. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.2022-10-1529 minThe Book of MurdocYou're not getting skinnier - it's Midwestern FitHouston is a country fraudI'm surprised you're surprised: Hershel Walker edition.Iran-ertainmentDean gets me a meeting with the Pope.Fentanyl for kids is bad, yeah?Midwestern Fit.The Black Hills Tire Sturgis Rally Midget Tally.Take Backs - Bear survival.My Yoga GalPals.Legendary NRB SFA. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.2022-10-0736 minThe Book of MurdocBonus TimeHow's your menty b's? Are you doing sober october? Bonus Timechats with the vetCats that can sense Dean's cancerTake Backs: Kangaroo fighting pt 2. Misinformation Survival Skills. Space Yoga! RIP CoolioBillionaire prenupsDean met a fan.Bonus time with Grandma Donna. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.2022-10-0149 minThe Book of MurdocTaxidermy positions for your catsWeekend reviews and golf chat. Why I'm not power of attorney for my parents? the stranger. the Neeeeewwws: Uber, OnlyFansMaybe we'll pimp Dean. Where does the dentist spit juice go?Tragic yet adorable ways to die.Scary peaking through your family tree as a GermanThe guy who found UranusLove at TJ MaxxNW IA Dating advice from the late 90'sNew Bit - Ask Dean Ranch Stuff Hosted on Acast. See acast...2022-09-2142 minThe Book of MurdocAshleigh, Danleigh, and JuleighDean's Glow UpThe slow death of bits Dean doesn't care about.Mr Hands.88 Billion dollars and what's on TVSpace JunkHey Ozzy is still alive, that's niceFantasy FootballThe EIGH's and buying a facialCursing Birds and weird ownersTake Backs - I'm mostly right as usual Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.2022-09-1532 minThe Book of Murdoc"I drank bleach too!"Hi to you new folks. I heart your face. @murdocj on InstaMerch is coming End of SepPDubs gettin spicy. Nursing home shenanigans. How to be in the nursing home.Sounding pretty dumb about the job market, probably.Let's keep the muscle car. How corruption happens, as by a 100-year-old old fashioned.Dean and I become best friends. How China beats us.Oh yeah - Michael Jackson. Genetics News (at least half of this is wrong...2022-09-0238 minThe Book of MurdocNot the Wizard of Oz, the Sexy OzCan Houston Drive a TractorFinally a real Tree Massacre Update! Some 90's country jamsNeal McCoy is gonna whip my ass@Chili's should have a dumb redneck song offArming America's college kidsDean's our guy from the Matrix who was in OzShaming your kids with stories of legendsMack Rutherford (Sorry we called you Mark for 10 minutes) A shocking lack of accuracy about pandasRanch education - Semen testing farm animalsBye bye gas...2022-08-2637 minThe Book of MurdocBullhorn JesusI had a bunch of notes here but then it reset so this one you don't get show notes just shut up and listen Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.2022-08-1734 minThe Book of MurdocSturgis Rally 2022 EditionFrom the heart of downtown Sturgis from the Sturgis Rally - get your nipple covers. (Recorded 8-9-2022) The sound is a little goofy. America's version of the goose-stepping videos you see on the newsRally observationsOverall less Trumpy but the ones who are left are doubling downThis is not the place to eat free samples of meat Average women with high confidence in themselves can do well hereDRay shows up to not be impressedStill no Vikki Park something...2022-08-0935 minThe Book of MurdocCommunist ThanksgivingsThe Sturgis Rally is upon us! (almost) a VIKKI WHATSHERNUTS TREE MASSACRE UPDATETake Backs - Director or Take Backs - Listener ShawnDead guy voice box updateAmazon, milk allergies, polioForeign Policy explained like it's your high school friendsDeer are just big hamstersThe new kid got stuck in the elevator with meYou're the naked neighbor or you're not Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.2022-08-0446 minThe Book of MurdocStart your Rendering Empirethere was some weird post delay on this. I dunno, man. Dean's back for the news and more ranch vs farmtake backs: Farmers aren't sissies, and rice krispie elvesBreaking News: The Vicky Something or other TREE MASSACRE Would you save Dean from a snake attack? I totally forgot Dean got hit by lightningSuffers vs Deserves. How to pick a lawyerGreat times to be an Americanthe new podcast Dean and I are gonna hoststart...2022-07-2655 minThe Book of MurdocWell... he's got a "high leg cross"Merch coming! Get ready for some shirts to be at Goodwill! Great old radio stories with Dean and some neeeeeeewsFarm vs RanchThe return of Tinikling!unsurprising thoughts about our past presidentsThings you can't blame on your kidsPig hearts and dead guy voice boxStories from Alcester: Hot moms, fat kid track, the motorhead economyThe high cross will get yaPlastic surgery I need to start saving up for#homesliceaudio #bookofmurdoc murdocjones.com 2022-07-1946 minThe Book of MurdocTikTok thinks I'm ThiccThe boys from W@W join us for the news(Full disclosure, this isn't 100% sober)Take Backs! One for the truckers#j6 by HoustonMurdoc called Houston's wife the wrong name for 4 yearsFirst episode we hear about Rabbit PoxDid Murdoc's dad cause Rabbit Pox?Giant killer rabbit movies from the 70s3 fellas talk about the tampon shortageWhy Murdoc is qualified to speak for womenHouston's Canadian conversation styleGreat drag showsThe...2022-07-1347 minThe Book of MurdocWhat about this is gentlemanly?Houston is back for the news so 2 uptown problem white guys can fix it all.Mark's weird fetish with bananas and his good friend Blake Shelton4th of July thoughtsNerf gun and fireworks cold warsa random nice thing about John CenaDemo derbies, tractor pulls, fireworks and virginityThe Edge pizzathe tragic incident between the Lucky Charms Elf and the Rice Crispie triplets"Gentlemen's Club" is a stupid phraseHappy 4th! Check in on your mental health2022-07-0135 minThe Book of MurdocT Rex Sex Scenes with Jazz HandsDean tries to do the news a few times How to vacation in IraqPageants are stupidPart 2 (next day) T Rex Sex ScenePride Month: Celebrating Gay Top GunThe Oathkeepers called me a Beta MaleShitty Tourist Bagger Music Season! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.2022-06-1133 minThe Book of MurdocPowered by... Bitch Dust?Thanks to Oakley for some new production in the show. 5 minutes of serious - Take BacksHank Jr is still pretty bitchin liveUncle Randy got Hank Jr pretty drunk in the 80'sDad's Akaska fishing cassettes. Powered by Bitch Dust. You should have to disclose your bumpers stickers on TinderThe people we're hiring are the same age as the years I've been doing this. Stories from Alcester - Learning how to Square Dance.Who really wrote Amarillo by Morning? ...2022-06-0341 minThe Book of MurdocJust in Case - This is the first episode we talk about Monkey PoxHouston does the NewsOh boy let's not do the newsJust in case Monkey Pox becomes a thing, here's the first mentionRussian StarbucksThe pros and cons of Subway ownershipThe McComradeGood Things! Summer is comingWestside Rapid City Punxsutawney PhilDiagonal Lines on the lawn like a championWhen the dog poop robot and the mower robot are one thing, I'm in on robots Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.2022-05-2745 minThe Book of MurdocEastern SD Meth FuturesNice things farm people doWhen she starts posting selfies and he changes the profile pic to the kids... Myspace memoriesMy social media courage ends at not being the most listened toA week of near-death experiencesThe Jock StrapGoing back home this weekend to try to explain what I do for the 399th timepot dealer parking lot chatsDean does the news (Dress Rehearsal) What does 37 million buy yaOpinions I have no right to...2022-05-1438 minThe Book of MurdocLife Changing Visits to Olive GardensGet the good candles on and play The Score from The FugeesSome of our staff have terrible taste in musicVelociraptor Update (Blame Jason Bateman) Take BacksLife-Changing Visit to Olive Garden #1: I almost died3rd most listened to. C'mon people. 18+ isn't a demo. It just isn't. White People Will Buy Anything: Horse Chiropractors Life-Changing Visit to Olive Garden #2: My boy was my waiterNot wearing masks isn't a win for the GOP - quit being grossLife-Changing...2022-05-0345 minThe Book of MurdocHow do you say White Trash Bash in Japanese?Full disclosure, I recorded this on 4-8. maybe you care what I think about Will Smith? Charley Crockett doesn't disappoint. Take Backs: Velcipastor. Congrats to those unfunny drunks over at Whiskey @ WorkSupreme Court and SD embarrassments.You know who is turning me on? Helen from Ozark.Edgemont, SD - where America stores its weapons and mines its uraniumfor sale - survivor bunkers. Also survivor hostels? Capitalism, defined: glamping bunkersThis week in smells: Do you know what...2022-05-0340 minThe Book of MurdocThe VelociPastorWuTang! #protectyaneckSearch #bookofmurdoc on TikTok, friendsMarketing corner - Skate to where the puck is gonna beWill Smith lives a memory every husband understandsOscar movies are like Thanksgiving TurkeyPetty motivation to put out more episodesPR advice for racistsContent Creators - are you being relevant? VELOCIPASTOR?! Christian drug-dealing ninjasTake Backs - Limos and dipshitsMade it this far until I pick on the hard rightXXL Wolves not Sheep...2022-03-3044 minThe Book of MurdocThrow on the NB's, NanceSome music chatThrow on the New Balances, Nance - let's jam to some yacht rockThe Limo is the Ed Hardy T-shirt of transportationalbums named after breast reductionsSome marketing chit chat. You're either in or out, dorks. Just because you're lazy and kind of a dick doesn't mean your media reps should give you the good ideas. The joy of the 9 year old snow dayI'm on the methadone of social mediabitchin advice from uncle breadCannabis...2022-03-2259 minThe Book of MurdocDefense Secretary Bugs Bunny.Kanye might be crazy, but old Kayne records are still better than most things. Back from DCLive streaming war is pretty gross. Tucker Carlson sounds like the PR guy for Ivan DragoRember the crazy 2008 Republicans? They seem so sane nowUkraineWe're more comfortable with 80's movie bad guys as a peopleWhy I'm calm in the apocalypseAnxiety in the capital buildingThe Metaverse is going to be a world. Not THE world, but a world that ain't...2022-03-1145 minThe Book of MurdocEd's Dad's PlayboysBeck is... not into Scientology... Which matters not at all. Some emotional nonsense I got the Stock Show Variant! (I'm not the chosen one) stop being mad at things you're just being told to be mad at. 900% Increase in Chlamydia in South Dakota. #maskupsdChristmas catchupdorks. We're all 1-1. The season isn't over. Disappointing candy storesVRStories from Alcester: Vintage PornoMental health check - find the opportunity. ...2022-02-1644 minThe Book of MurdocCanadian Murder ReferencesThe last episode of season 2!I'm out on Facebook, and over the shakes. Murder docs on Discovery PlusCanada's most notorious murderDefending SD. (or not) 40 is a long painful throbHot Tubs, Saunas, and nude old menBenedict Cumberbatch, and his soft skinI miss the Blackberry. Curse of Von DutchI sound 84 about NFTs and Crypto Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.2021-12-1538 minThe Book of MurdocThe Birthday SaddleIs it still No Shave November? Other Novembers.I lost the bet on which Baldwin would kill a dudeChristmas will be fine calm down. The Church ShirtJust Listen To Yourselves: Aaron RogersStop asking for free ice cream because it's your birthday. Texas Roadhouse win: The Birthday SaddleI'm out on men's deodorant. Feelin good about it. Learning how to Spray TanDeath Metal ChoresBack to buns and soda. Hug somebody - it's ok...2021-11-1027 minThe Book of MurdocTen and a Half Shades of Off WhiteI miss the old boring Republicans. (RIP CP) You didn't get taller because Facebook got shorterDigital advertising also didn't make you an asshole if you were already an asshole. Proof: Big Milk! SFA: We're not great with catsI don't want a weird sex vacationMormon Sex Books@ShittyRadioJock on Instaboring celeb interviews. I can hear your teeth click.Some advice for the youngins Hairdryers are awesome!? Hosted on Acast. See acast...2021-10-1925 minThe Book of MurdocGoth Chat Rooms from the 90'sThe monster truck show voiceback to the neeeeeeewsI dislike fake internet outrage more than I care about missing people. France is pissed! I forget about bits. This week in smells! New stuff on the spotify playlist: Mac Miller90's mixtapes and the box of cd'sfarm kids listening to 90's gangster rapICQ and chat rooms before your parents knew what chat rooms whereGoth Chat Rooms as a 15 year oldThings that are gonna get Napster'd2021-09-2348 minThe Book of MurdocKandahardly Believe How Many Experts There AreWhat are you accomplishing on your posts about Afghanistan? Jesus listen to yourself.Got a tattoo!Can I say pussy? Nothing wrong with checking in with that.The Stacked and Packed GirlsStacked and Re-PACKED!Nice things on the internet.Shitty things on the internet.Uncle Randy's body castSketch Korean CPAP machinesThe Olympics! Fat Kid Track.Frosted FlakesStories from Alcester: The Tale of the Parker Nut Scratching Hosted on Acast. See acast...2021-09-0153 minThe Book of Murdoc035 - The Tit BucketBack from fishing with pops! A bunch of really hippy nonsense. I mean a bunch. Benefits of NA beerThe ONLY beer test that matters. The mower test. Basketball sucks?TikTok is the best social media of all time. Learn a new software, it makes you feel accomplished. I'm only attracting lesbians lately? I'm at the age of micro filmThe first cds you own and were gifted. (Boston sucks)Outlaws...Akaska, SD and my special camper...2021-07-0849 minThe Book of Murdoc034 - Toad Lickin' Back from sabbatical in our new studios! crappy advertisers I'm keeping? (I'm looking at you BookVIP) Back just in time to continue being #1 on the networkQuick recap of what's newStory from Alcester 1: Buster the Great DaneWhite Rabbit Nazi? Big Love doesn't hold up. Paxton=Twister, Pullman=Independence DayPB &J Massage OilComputers can't take heroinDoge sillinessThis Week In Smells: Cool it Lyft Drivers.New Bit: Will I be right...2021-06-1645 minThe Book of Murdoc033 -Nobody Gator Wrestles without a CrowdTonight's Tea: Jade Citrus Mint Green Tea. Post Hot Yoga Podcast.Can't talk shit about Cross Fit anymore.Is indoor tanning going to kill me? Old men at parking meters. (Let's start the insta) So I borrowed my great grandma's purple hairStories from Alcester: RAT TAIL UPDATEShoot your shot, kid. Buy the ticket, take the ride...Even Stevens: Bullshit problems vs Real problems. murdocjones.com Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.2021-04-0147 minThe Book of Murdoc032 - Too Fat for AshtangaHappy Ides of MarchPowered by Hot Yoga. (Thanks Sol Yoga Collective) Fat Season wasn't quite over. Drop the bullshit and get over yourself. Those old dudes @ the Y have it figured out.The return of events and concerts feels so good. @bryan_loweree is actual lol every time. Buckey the Wonder Horse.Stories from Alcester: Car Wash Memories. #toofatforashtangaLet's retire the Charmin Bears. GTFO of here with your hot tub. Old Ladies in...2021-03-1644 minThe Book of Murdoc031 - Satanist in the Drive ThruVibe: Anderson .PaakTonight's Tea: Lemon Lift, with some white privilegeRush - not the band the dudeGive Tiger a break, jesusGood Florida vs Bad FloridaDon't Google anything about ducksThis week in smells: Diaper SuspendersEmbarrassing child photos coming!facebook.com/bookofmurdocinsta: murdocj Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.2021-02-2629 minThe Book of Murdoc030 - BarnSmellinA rambling discussion about the LemonheadsStock Show! Some cowboy stuffThis week in smells: Barns and Pigs.Ghosts and their habits. Speaking to dead people. Phones I can drop in a toilet and they still workOther HomeSlice shows to check outWiener dogs and their large testiclesI miss you concerts. Sad tales of high schoolMansplainin' the cult of true womanhoodEven Stevens: Game Stop Hosted on...2021-02-0538 minThe Book of Murdoc029 - The Big Four OhToday I turn 40! Start binging American Gods - so so good. Just back from Pierre - go travel as soon as you can. Turning 40: Feels mostly pretty good. I'm not one for sports cars. I'm getting into plants. This week in smells: leaky glands updateDating App reviews: Nobody is into that much hiking. Carol, bring that hair down a little. Chad, If you come over for bacon wrapped chestnuts you gotta stay for dessert. The wives of Larry King?! (RIP) 2021-01-2540 minThe Book of Murdoc028 - Season 2!We'll keep this one light - just un-clench your jaw and relax. Baseball Cards vs the Magic the Gathering nerds."Express" isn't a word you want followed by "anal glands"MEN: Develop a nighttime routine. Do it. Make that paper, Hanna-Barbera. Remember your first funeral?!Even Stevens Returns! (lol @ #noflylist)Remember Fat Season is over! RIP Mark K. We miss you, man. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.2021-01-1226 minThe Book of Murdoc027 - Fat Season Is OverSome nonsense that about my ego - but thanks for listening. Engagement rings because you couldn't think of a better present. Straws. There are rules. There's a way to do things. The Kilt: Perv or not? Austin Powers, Tom Cruise, QT 8nothing makes me cry like tough old dudes crying. Fat Season is OVEREmbarrassing stories about me for you. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.2020-12-2954 minThe Book of Murdoc026 - Respect the Game of Mr ApplewhiteThe Whiskey at Work folks left a bottle, giddy up. Tea Heat. McRib Heat. Metric System Shenanigans. Coffee sucks and tea is better.DrawStraws.filmDrink on the UffdaNYE should be only for pro drinkersWe get real 90's - Heaven's Gate and Lorena BobbittRoger Clyne and the Peacemakers"Caper" was a strong word... Here's to old radio dudes. RIP, Doc Fisher.Speaking of: davediamond.org#drinkontheuffda Hosted on Acast. See acast.com...2020-12-1651 minThe Book of Murdoc025 - The U2 AccordGetting weird about tea. Crazy December - check in on your mental health, nerds. Stop making politics like going to a flat earther convention!Hard Stances: The Metric System & Smart Cars. (Just the milometer, just to see how it feels)Quit it, McRibThe limits of Bono and U2. The War on the War on Christmas Tell 2 friends, you cheap bastards. NEXT EPISODE: THE THEFT OF BABY JESUS Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.2020-12-0838 minThe Book of Murdoc024 - Stay In Your District and Eat Your JelloBlack Friday should involve a mask if you're going to go buy an air fryer. Don't let the holiday hurt your mind. Also don't eat thanksgiving every day, fatso.My recent newspaper experience. Obituaries are like a long boring sequel to The Hunger Games in the nursing home. We get it with the delivery updates. Thanks to John Styn for being forever interesting. (johnstyn.com)Non Trump Non Covid News and some slight lecturingCrazy December coming up - You're not a pussy if you...2020-11-2730 minThe Book of Murdoc023 - The Provo FloatIt's ok to be stressed out man, you just gotta put in the work to make it better.When did Jon Voit lose his mind? Win with some class and stop listening to crazy bullshit. The internet is a treacherous place for old men, Rudy. Free Camping?Rules on Buffets The nicest Mormon spamPapal Instagram and the human formWhy the Catholic Church should hire meThe Provo FloatMemes about how strong you are. Eh. ...2020-11-2243 minThe Book of Murdoc022 - Put your guns back in your holsters.Give sponsors love: www.murdocjones.com Sober Oct summary N/A Beer is kinda good!? A small and rambling mental breakdown about getting oldHoliday Bothers: Alright Bridget Jones, we get it. Old dudes have it figured out. (again with the getting old) Getting really into plants... and home decor. Real mean are into these things. Hugh the WaspFuneral talk. (probably more getting old now that I'm typing this) Light election discussion. (Keep your guns in your holsters) 2020-11-071h 10The Book of Murdoc021 - Grandma's Sex Rabbits(?)Turns out if you don't post these right away, It takes forever to get them online. So this is like a month ish old, so you're not confused. Happy to announce a new sponsor! Save 15% on all of your productsat Onnit! - go to murdocjones.com and get to clickin. Redneck Pendulum - THERE WERE SIGNS!Get off Affleck's ass he's alright. BH TIRE - TRACTION RETRACTION!My son Tanner joins the show! So much fun! 18 year old's thoughts on...2020-11-0746 minThe Book of Murdoc020 - Elegantly tan, Pat.Bunch of badass Outlaw Country on the playlist. (search for book of murdoc in spotify) Most famous SD Citizens full list! (Non SD people can fast forward) Some accidentally insensitive comments. It's embarrassing if Brock Lesnar is our most famous citizen. The most elegantly tan man I've ever metCoyotes and fire in Alcester. We can fix this thing in 6 weeks if you do this. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.2020-09-3036 minThe Book of Murdoc019 - Cooter was really mad at me.Rodeos! Don't forget Ted Nugent can fix QAnon.You sound 230 years old when...RETRACTION: Ventura played for the White Sox25% of this show is probably wrong. Who is the most famous SD citizens? (go to murdocjones.com)Dukes of Hazard actors who have been mad at meStories from Alcester! Canadian anticsSelf Care Sep - and Sober OctoberSupport the show! go to murdocjones.com and click on the book vip link to save HUGE on 2020-09-2429 minThe Book of Murdoc018 - A formal apology to GallagherSelf Care Sep Continues! First advertiser! murdocjones.com/sponsors Directions for my funeralThere's another Cyrus! (See Spotify Playlist) A historic telling of my relationship with GallagherEven Stevens: Protesters and Sturgis Rally The Peacock! Good Bad TV Spotlight: Royal Pains Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.2020-09-1348 minThe Book of Murdoc017 - The Battle of Ed and RolandSelf Care September! New Bit! Unfair Pre-Judgement: Hop Water. Squirrels. Natures Speed Bumps?1500 to Climb Mt Rushmore? Sold. New Bit! Dead Dad AdviceSAKURAN-ZENSEN (See Spotify Playlist) Krip HopStories from Alcester! The Battle of Ed vs Roland. Things God tells you to doCats named GreaseballWhiskey at Work Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.2020-09-0331 minThe Book of Murdoc015 - Everything is Fine, Probably.Remember that BHG song "You Aint Got No Legs?" (See my Spotify Playlist) Took about a month off, thanks for the timeSturgis Rally Recap - And a different perspective on masksThe internet knows everything about you - with real life examplesAll these weird ads I'm seeing on FB: Tantric, Excessive SweatingHow to beat up Nolan RyanStory from Alcester! Dog hair pillowThe 7 things you can do with dog hairI yield to the call center indians2020-08-2146 minThe Book of Murdoc014 - I forgot what I talked about this is an old episode.some stuff about bourbon. Alice Cooper's MustacheWatching 2 50 year olds beat each otherThe trick to fighting crackheads. I remember talking about the Last Dance a bit. Corvette Owners and why we hate all of youSpeaking of the problems of the rich... BezosIt sounds exhausting to live in FLTeach Me Something Round 1! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.2020-08-2145 minThe Book of Murdoc013 - The Redneck Pendulum TheoryDo we really need buffets?New Diet: Get on TV.The Redneck Pendulum TheoryListening to: Chris Cornell - PatienceNEW BIT - Teach me something I don't know: 605-340-0811.You gotta uninstall TikTok - it's a real thing.(Note - I had to take the source's name out of this for good reason, that's why you hear the edits)Pinewood Derby State Champion* updateThe sound of getting punched at a UFC eventFake Mailbag and Advice on the...2020-07-2455 minThe Book of Murdoc012 - Who's been drinking 468 hours?I made a Spotify playlist if you're inclined. South Dakota can drink! But they still can't comment about it. Gizzard Talk. Crazy Internet Conspiracy Theory Corner. (hint: Wayfair isn't selling kids you dopes) Fishbrain is my new social media. What TikTok knows about you. #neckup #leathernecknationStories from Alcester! (CamelToe edition)Listening to: Billy Strings and Prof Tiny beetle backpack cameras. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.2020-07-1851 minThe Book of Murdoc011- Who Wants Some Horse Meat?Remember when 'Side Boob' was a thing?What else can you do with $500 million?Buying a fraction of a racing horse? Eating Horses? Stories from Alcester - Our 4th class made a parody song about bombing Iraqis.Boy, Is Vaughn Meader F*&%ed.Nobody wants to smell your disgusting lotion, gross. BO Airplane Stories. Marble Racing! Alcester Stories - Performance enhancing pinewood derby races. Even Stevens! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.2020-07-1545 minThe Book of Murdoc010 - 87% Sure I'm Pretty SureTrump is here and everybody is crazy. The dark web! A dummy explains what it is. I'm pretty sure I'm 87% sure. Giving away hamsters on the internetNew bit: Even Stevens: Fauci and Defund the PoliceLeatherneck Nation! Sports to reconsider Scout abuse advertising Sign language sexting? Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.2020-07-0736 minThe Book of Murdoc009 - Retraction Time!Turns out I was wrong about that noose story and Nascar. My bad. A grown up admits when they are wrong, they don't change the argument. Mailbag: Hockey, Pitbulls, Bands. Been Listening to: The Kickback, Audiotree Live showsNobody is coming to blow up Rushmore just calm down. (although that was a funny tweet, Gov Noem) Future Bit: Kelsey ReGives Advice! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.2020-06-2519 minThe Book of Murdoc008 - RIP King RonI know it's been a little bit. I'll tell you why. Use your I Feel Statements and maybe just shhhh for a bit. RIP King Ron. You were the best man. Remembering the Sex Talk from your motherTrain Graffiti News! The best gizzards in SD? Go. Canned MooseStories from Alcester: The Rabbits. Then it gets pretty boring, good luck. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.2020-06-2536 minThe Book of MurdocEp 006 - Mailbag Mini EpisodeThe first mini episode!Some of you got downright heated in the mailbag, so this is just answering your sometimesbitchy emails. I'm also noticing how often I use words that are close but actually make me sound like a dummy. My bad. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.2020-05-2309 minThe Book of MurdocEp 005 - Secretary of Animal NamingFive episodes in - you must like the sound of my voice as much as I do. TEXT THE HOTLINE: 605-340-0811. Best of FB: Bridges vs Trucks in PierreCovid Music: Astronautalis, Prof, Soulcrate, POS, etc.. (#doomtree) Thanks to Wes back East for the playlist jumpstart. Sidebar: Is The Heartland Panic the best record ever out of SD? No Trump/CV News: A huge bummer. How on earth do you leave a gun in your car? Also don't...2020-05-1632 minThe Book of MurdocEp 4The FIRST Story From Alcester! (my home town that was equal parts Rockwell and Redneck).Non Trump/CV NEEEEWWWWWS. (Things you can't do in IKEA)Defending: The news, murder hornets, the mining company.Not everything is Tiger King, relax.What's Awesome: Rock Garden Tour and friends.Bad Ads: Robocalls I'm getting.I'm 100% pro mask - and 0% double chin.BONUS Story From Alcester.MAILBAG: How do we pick our music, old school mix tapes.FAKE MAILBAG Hosted on Acast. See...2020-05-161h 09The Book of MurdocEp 003 - Joe Pesci Made a Rap SongHolla @ yo boy - 605-340-0811. bookofmurdoc@gmail. Why is my mailman dressed like he's conquering India still?The first guest! Joe Pesci's lost rap gem. At home fights. We had a gay dog growing up. Porn addiction ad comment threads = glorious. Fake Mailbag: Anxiety about real mail bag, dating during quarantine, timing your sexting, more embarrassing personal moments. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.2020-05-0141 minThe Book of MurdocBack by No Demand...I can't believe he made 2 episodes either. Don't forget to to go murdocjones.com and hit the mailbag or call: (605) 340-0811Highlights: You don't know shit. I choke on my water. King Ron is 85 and hes the dude. Steve Gorman's book about the Black Crowes! Who is allowed to talk shit about Rick Rubin?We accidentally got hamsters. The first bomb of the podcast What makes a tv show legendary?Fake mailbag: divorced tinder, it's ok to enjoy your quaran...2020-04-2738 minThe Book of MurdocWelcome BackWelcome back. I missed some of you. Probably not most of you. 1st episode: Shopping during Quarantine - The whitest problem I have. Lesser knows shows to binge while at homeBeing a shitty internet person. Vampires used to be cool until they became vegan twinks. Facebook thinks I'm a ratFake Mailbag! (For questions, comments, unload your anger, rate, or get advice at murdocjones.com) Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.2020-04-2041 minThe Book of MurdocTrailerThe Book of Murdoc, by Murdoc. 100 years ago I was on the radio and it was pretty funny. Sometimes, this new show will be funny. Sometimes it won’t, what do you want from me? It's The Book of Murdoc. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.2020-04-2000 min