Shows
Who's That Pokémon?229 - Houndoom! (And WE'RE BACK [from hell 🔥🔥🔥!])Hide all your burn books and open up your mouth for a fire fart—it’s HOUNDOOM (aka Helga George). Join Brandon and Brielle as they discuss the best way to eat a cow without getting stuck in its ribcage, analyze the currency exchange of cartoon physical intimacy, and wonder if it’s better to give an animal an apple or an egg.Listen to BONUS EPISODES and MORE at patreon.com/WhosThatPatreonFind EXCLUSIVE MERCH at bonfire.com/store/wtpmerchTiktok and Instagram: @WhosThatPokemonPodTwitter: @BrandonZelman and @CapnBrielle
2026-01-201h 13Who's That Pokémon?228 - Houndour! (GIVE IT A APPLE!)See BALLS: The Monster-Catchin' Musical Comédy - APRIL 18+19 (BALLSmusical.com)While we're away: Listen to BONUS EPISODES and MORE at patreon.com/WhosThatPatreonFind EXCLUSIVE MERCH at bonfire.com/store/wtpmerchTiktok and Instagram: @WhosThatPokemonPodTwitter: @BrandonZelman and @CapnBrielleBark! Woof! Ruff! Blood puddles! Gather up your pack and break out your map to Wichita National Park—it’s time for HOUNDOUR! Join Brandon and Brielle as they dissect the formula for teen movies, talk to Collin’s upstairs neighbor, and argue with puppies about whether or not e...
2025-03-1852 minWho's That Pokémon?227 - Skarmory! (The "How I Met Your Mother" Feminist!)Grab the "WETTER" or "BETTER" or "WETTER OR BETTER" mug plus more EXCLUSIVE MERCH at bonfire.com/store/wtpmerchTICKETS to see BALLS live on stage or stream are available NOW!Go to BALLSmusical.com!It’s a bird! It’s a plan! It’s SCISSORS! Step right up to see the magical scissor bird of tomorrow—SKARMORY! Hold on to your top hats and keep an eye out for scams, and join Brandon and Brielle as they stuff turkey meat into a metal container, craft a new Pokémon that is NOT a Tr...
2025-03-111h 09Who's That Pokémon?226 - Mantine! (Stinky Pits of the Sea!)Lift up your pits and check for clingy small town fish—it’s the MANTINE episode! Did you know Mantine has a little mouth? It little and it smoll. It need egg. Brandon and Brielle have medium mouth. But Mantine have itty mooth. Widdle cheeksies and mini monchers. Teefy gone. Only tiny mouf.TICKETS to see BALLS live on stage or stream are available NOW! Go to BALLSmusical.com!Listen to BONUS EPISODES and MORE at patreon.com/WhosThatPatreonFind EXCLUSIVE MERCH at bonfire.com/store/wtpmerch
2025-02-2552 minWho's That Pokémon?225 - Delibird! (🎅! 🦤!)Find EXCLUSIVE MERCH at bonfire.com/store/wtpmerchTICKETS to see BALLS live on stage or stream are available NOW! Go to BALLSmusical.com or caveat.nyc/events/ballsListen to BONUS EPISODES and MORE at patreon.com/WhosThatPatreonTiktok and Instagram: @WhosThatPokemonPodTwitter: @BrandonZelman and @CapnBrielleSanta got you a present! It’s ticking because it loves you! Don’t worry about it! Buckle up for DELIBIRD, baby (sung in the Santa baby voice)! Join Brandon and Brielle as they discuss butt...
2025-02-181h 01Who's That Pokémon?224 - Octillery! (The Septapus!)Hide your holes and put away all the buckets by the pool—it’s OCTILLERY! This guy might as well be hiding in your tree with a tiny pencil mustache and binoculars. Join Brandon and Brielle as they play with plurals, scold 8-year-old Brandon for having bad taste, and feature zero-time Grammy nominated artist Joy Villa to sing about her one true passion (horse schlong).Listen to BONUS EPISODES and MORE at patreon.com/WhosThatPatreonTiktok and Instagram: @WhosThatPokemonPodTwitter: @BrandonZelman and @CapnBrielleTICKETS to see BALL...
2025-02-1154 minWho's That Pokémon?223 - Remoraid! (Worse than a Fish 🐟!)TICKETS to see BALLS live on stage or stream are available NOW! Go to BALLSmusical.com or caveat.nyc/events/balls “This show wears its Pokémon inspiration proud on its sleeve… a proper laugh-fest!”-Nintendo LifeHurry off to English class before the sharksucking loser tries to sign you up for karate—it’s REMORAID! What an absolute nothing garbage creature! Join Brandon and Brielle as they bravely try to find anything interesting about this fish, deal with their creepy upstairs neighbor, and embody a bug with l...
2025-02-0454 minWho's That Pokémon?222 - Corsola!TICKETS to see BALLS live on stage or stream are available NOW! Go to BALLSmusical.com or caveat.nyc/events/balls“This show wears its Pokémon inspiration proud on its sleeve… a proper laugh-fest!”-Nintendo LifeCheck under your doctor’s mask to make sure it’s not your ex-boyfriend and embrace the beauty that is turquoise—it’s time for CORSOLA! Join Brandon and Brielle as they tell female rocks to smile more, kick a buzzkill down the street, and relive an interesting enc...
2025-01-2158 minWho's That Pokémon?221 - Piloswine! (Something Something George Harrison!)Check out BALLSmusical.com to STREAM or ATTEND Brandon's Completely Unrelated Monster-Catchin' Musical!Listen to BONUS EPISODES and MORE at patreon.com/WhosThatPatreonDon’t make any sudden movements, or your best friend will ram you into a wall! It’s PILOSWINE! Join Brandon and Brielle as they send congratulations cards to dead men, plan the perfect crime, and design yarmulkes for Mohawks. So go chat up the quiet guy in the corner and make sure your poems don’t rhyme—it’s time to get dirty in the mud patch with this mammoth mofo!Tikto...
2025-01-1459 minWho's That Pokémon?220 - Swinub! (30 Episodes Left!)Listen to BONUS EPISODES and MORE at patreon.com/WhosThatPatreonTiktok and Instagram: @WhosThatPokemonPodTwitter: @BrandonZelman and @CapnBriellePut down the shrooms and wake up your pig nose butthole—it’s time to oink some coke and deep dive into SWINUB! Join Brandon and Brielle as they definitely know who Katy Perry is, learn about leprosy short stories, and debate what can and can’t be kicked down a hill. So close your eyes, block your nose, cut off your tongue, and heighten your EARS to listen to this tasty non-Kosher nonsense.
2025-01-0753 minWho's That Pokémon?Goomy! (A Patreon Re-Release!)This episode originally debuted more than a year ago on Patreon. To hear a fart-ton of additional EXLUSIVE EPISODES, check us out at patreon.com/WhosThatPatreonBreak out the vodka and crack into that slimy membrane—it’s the Goomy episode! Brandon and Brielle debate what makes a dragon legitimate, argue if boogers need to match a creature’s color, and dance their way away from fearful situations. Be careful touching that play button, it’s covered in Goomy germs (syphilis).Tiktok and Instagram: @WhosThatPokemonPodTwitter: @BrandonZelman and @CapnBrielle
2024-12-171h 02Who's That Pokémon?219 - Magcargo! (A worm!)Tear down your glue statues and keep an eye out for ice giants—it’s MAGCARGO! Join Brandon and Brielle as they fight about sound board control, Brandon learns the difference between clams, oysters, and mussels, and a reporter from the 1930s makes a time machine visit. But in the end, we all worm.Listen to BONUS EPISODES and MORE at patreon.com/WhosThatPatreonTiktok and Instagram: @WhosThatPokemonPodTwitter: @BrandonZelman and @CapnBrielle
2024-12-101h 01Who's That Pokémon?217 - Ursaring! [plays the theme song of the podcast]!Collin's (Not a) Podcast: Deep Space Radio on Spotify!@deepspaceradio on instagram!Be sure to listen to Deep Space Radio wherever you consume your internet content!And our Merch Store is LIVE!Patreon Supporters get 15% off!Become an official student of the University of Owl Owl Facts Facts with some gorgeous swag.Welp. It’s a bear with ringworm folks. It’s URSARING! Join Brandon and Brielle as they try to recall nostalgic smells, travel back in time to witness the first Viking invasion of E...
2024-11-1253 minWho's That Pokémon?216 - Teddi "This is a Bear" Ursa!Collin's (Not a) Podcast: Deep Space Radio on Spotify!@deepspaceradio on instagram!Be sure to listen to Deep Space Radio wherever you consume your internet content!And our Merch Store is LIVE!Patreon Supporters get 15% off!Become an official student of the University of Owl Owl Facts Facts with some gorgeous swag.Keep your behavior sportsmanlike (murderous) and your buttholes plugged (with guns and grass), it’s TEDDIURSA! Join Brandon and Brielle as they describe a 30 stage Pokémon, learn the distance between Germany and...
2024-11-051h 04Who's That Pokémon?215 - Sneasel!Listen to BONUS EPISODES and MORE at patreon.com/WhosThatPatreonKeep an eye on your eggs and a blade in your hand—it’s SNEASEL! Join Brandon and Brielle as they discover a brand new favorite animal species, go trick or treating for the best candy bars, argue for way too long about Dirty Dancing, and decide whether or not Lin-Manuel Miranda deserves a starring role in Hollywood. Can you come here for a second? Yeah just leave your egg nest. It’ll be fine, I promise.Tiktok and Instagram: @WhosThatPokemonPodTwitter: @Brando...
2024-10-291h 09Who's That Pokémon?214 - Heracrossmyheartandhopetodie!COLLIN RETURNS only on PATREON at patreon.com/WhosThatPatreonBring out your straws and suck on a screaming Bulbasaur—it’s time for Heracross! Join Brandon and Brielle as they imagine the sloopy gloop of Mr. Krabs, label themselves a sneaky little creep or a fighter, and sing Hercules songs no one asked for. Oh and before I forget! Roger bug.Tiktok and Instagram: @WhosThatPokemonPodTwitter: @BrandonZelman and @CapnBrielle
2024-10-221h 02Who's That Pokémon?213 - Shuckle! + a massive COLLINouncement!COLLIN RETURNS!Only on Patreon @ patreon.com/WhosThatPatreonBreak out your straws and sip on some thick unique goo juice (it’s soup, if you say juice I’m getting on a train). IT’S SHUCKLE TIME, FOLKS! Go on a journey with Brandon and Brielle as they count holes, lick mold slime, and argue about whether “turtle” and “turtle vibe” are the same thing. Now let’s get wasted on that berry drank.Deep Space Radio on Instagram @deep.space.radioTiktok and Instagram: @WhosThatPokemonPodTwitter: @BrandonZelman and @CapnBrielle
2024-10-1558 minWho's That Pokémon?212 - Scizor!Brat summer isn’t over (and our vibrators are still buzzing)—it’s SCIZOR (PRONUNCIATION TBD)! Join Brandon and Brielle as they try to text God, enter a romance with a bug, and learn about the heights of famous basketball players (Allen Iverson apparently isn’t small?). Slice it up, kiddos! It’s a horny one!Listen to BONUS EPISODES and MORE at patreon.com/WhosThatPatreonTiktok and Instagram: @WhosThatPokemonPodTwitter: @BrandonZelman and @CapnBrielle
2024-10-081h 14Who's That Pokémon?211 - Qwilfish! ("W" is technically 2 "u"s!)Pucker up those buttholes and keep the poison off the freshly clean floors—it’s Qwilfish! Join Brandon and Brielle as they discuss very real totally not fake bear attacks, what constitutes a colonic, and wishing death upon this episode. IT CAN’T EVEN SWIM, YOU GUYS.Listen to BONUS EPISODES and MORE at patreon.com/WhosThatPatreonTiktok and Instagram: @WhosThatPokemonPodTwitter: @BrandonZelman and @CapnBrielle
2024-10-0154 minWho's That Pokémon?210 - Granbull!IT’S MORBIN’ TIME! Grab your climbing gear and your rope because this Pokémon goes ALL THE WAY TO THE TOP—it’s the coward Granbull! Join Brandon and Brielle as they break into a vault with ease, discuss skin teeth, and how annoyed the trainers are with these idiots. Oh and here’s a dead fish.Listen to BONUS EPISODES and MORE at patreon.com/WhosThatPatreonTiktok and Instagram: @WhosThatPokemonPodTwitter: @BrandonZelman and @CapnBrielle
2024-09-2447 minWho's That Pokémon?209 - Snubbull! (Brielle's New Favorite Pokémon!)Is that a dog sprite howling or is it Brielle screaming about feminism? Regardless, take cover! It’s the Snubbull episode! Join Brandon and Brielle as they argue over if this dumb loser is “cute” (it isn’t), whether or not town crier is a generational career (it isn’t), and if it’s okay to be engaged to a dog (it isn’t…right?).Listen to BONUS EPISODES and MORE at patreon.com/WhosThatPatreonTiktok and Instagram: @WhosThatPokemonPodTwitter: @BrandonZelman and @CapnBrielle
2024-09-171h 00Who's That Pokémon?208 - Steelix! ("Once it goes in, it's not coming out!")1st EVER LIVE STREAM this SATURDAY on PATREON at patreon.com/WhosThatPatreonSupport Brandon's new show @ BALLSmusical.comHotter older brothers have insecurities too, but just feed them a ham and cheese sandwich and give them some toilet gushers! IT’S THE STEELIX EPISODE! Join Brandon and Brielle as they ponder about butt soil, debate what is horny and what isn’t (it’s all horny, come on), and count give this steel daddy veneers. Btw, don’t RSVP yes to Brandon’s party next week. Trust me.Tiktok and Instagram...
2024-09-1058 minWho's That Pokémon?206 - Dunsparce!PSA: please don’t toss your used up Dunsparce in the lake. If you’re gonna bang it, at least put it down gently in the grass! Join Brandon and Brielle as they discuss the violent stakes of being considered “rare”, imagine a haunted house where the fear is financial ruin, and say the words “butt plug” at least 100 times. Fuck this dumbass Pokémon (literally).Listen to BONUS EPISODES and MORE at patreon.com/WhosThatPatreonTiktok and Instagram: @WhosThatPokemonPodTwitter: @BrandonZelman and @CapnBrielle
2024-07-241h 01Who's That Pokémon?205 - Forretress! (Featuring the Smash Hit Segment That Everyone is Talking About: "WHERE YOU AT, ZUBAT?"!)Be careful of the shy nerd at your school, he could be building a c*m machine that rocks your socks off (and gets your rocks off). It’s the absolute loser Forretress! If you hated Pineco, you’re gonna despise this piece of trash! Join Brandon and Brielle as they give each other acting notes, describe the worst smells, and sing a song about castles.Listen to BONUS EPISODES and MORE at patreon.com/WhosThatPatreonTiktok and Instagram: @WhosThatPokemonPodTwitter: @BrandonZelman and @CapnBrielle
2024-07-1654 minWho's That Pokémon?204 - Pineco (Sponsored by Garnier™!)If you were worried this low-caliber Pokémon would result in a low caliber episode, WELP. BUCKLE UP FOR THE GOD DAMN HATE TRAIN. Trudge along with Brandon and Brielle as they debate how much of a turkey hoagie to toast, discuss how much jizz one needs to create glue, and lose all their sponsorships. Brb, gonna go get fingered at summer camp.Listen to BONUS EPISODES and MORE at patreon.com/WhosThatPatreonTiktok and Instagram: @WhosThatPokemonPodTwitter: @BrandonZelman and @CapnBrielle
2024-07-091h 09Who's That Pokémon?203 (Front ½) Giraf-!Double the Pokémon does NOT mean double the fun—it’s Girafarig! Join Brandon and Brielle as they break this monstrosity down into two parts: the gentle giant and the evil parasitic buttplug (CLASSIC combo). So - [DESCRIPTION CONTINUED IN PART 2]Listen to BONUS EPISODES and MORE at patreon.com/WhosThatPatreonTiktok and Instagram: @WhosThatPokemonPodTwitter: @BrandonZelman and @CapnBrielle
2024-07-0233 minWho's That Pokémon?201.9iiiiiiiii[fin] - Unown! ? !In honor of being the METICULOUS Pokémon podcast (and because their pain entertains you), Brielle and Brandon present: 28 EPISODES OF UNOWN! Join them on this alphabetical journey as each Unown variant gets its very own episode, all recorded in one sitting. There’s laughter, there’s tears, and there’s Eggplant Origins: Wolverine. Listen to BONUS EPISODES and MORE at patreon.com/WhosThatPatreon Tiktok and Instagram: @WhosThatPokemonPod Twitter: @BrandonZelman and @CapnBrielle
2024-06-1816 minWho's That Pokémon?201.9iiiiiiiii - Unown! ! !In honor of being the METICULOUS Pokémon podcast (and because their pain entertains you), Brielle and Brandon present: 28 EPISODES OF UNOWN! Join them on this alphabetical journey as each Unown variant gets its very own episode, all recorded in one sitting. There’s laughter, there’s tears, and there’s Eggplant Origins: Wolverine. Listen to BONUS EPISODES and MORE at patreon.com/WhosThatPatreon Tiktok and Instagram: @WhosThatPokemonPod Twitter: @BrandonZelman and @CapnBrielle
2024-06-1808 minWho's That Pokémon?201.9iiiiiiii - Unown! Z!In honor of being the METICULOUS Pokémon podcast (and because their pain entertains you), Brielle and Brandon present: 28 EPISODES OF UNOWN! Join them on this alphabetical journey as each Unown variant gets its very own episode, all recorded in one sitting. There’s laughter, there’s tears, and there’s Eggplant Origins: Wolverine. Listen to BONUS EPISODES and MORE at patreon.com/WhosThatPatreon Tiktok and Instagram: @WhosThatPokemonPod Twitter: @BrandonZelman and @CapnBrielle
2024-06-1807 minWho's That Pokémon?201.9iiiiiii - Unown! Y!In honor of being the METICULOUS Pokémon podcast (and because their pain entertains you), Brielle and Brandon present: 28 EPISODES OF UNOWN! Join them on this alphabetical journey as each Unown variant gets its very own episode, all recorded in one sitting. There’s laughter, there’s tears, and there’s Eggplant Origins: Wolverine. Listen to BONUS EPISODES and MORE at patreon.com/WhosThatPatreon Tiktok and Instagram: @WhosThatPokemonPod Twitter: @BrandonZelman and @CapnBrielle
2024-06-1805 minWho's That Pokémon?201.9iiiiii - Unown! X!In honor of being the METICULOUS Pokémon podcast (and because their pain entertains you), Brielle and Brandon present: 28 EPISODES OF UNOWN! Join them on this alphabetical journey as each Unown variant gets its very own episode, all recorded in one sitting. There’s laughter, there’s tears, and there’s Eggplant Origins: Wolverine. Listen to BONUS EPISODES and MORE at patreon.com/WhosThatPatreon Tiktok and Instagram: @WhosThatPokemonPod Twitter: @BrandonZelman and @CapnBrielle
2024-06-1807 minWho's That Pokémon?201.9iiiii - Unown! W!In honor of being the METICULOUS Pokémon podcast (and because their pain entertains you), Brielle and Brandon present: 28 EPISODES OF UNOWN! Join them on this alphabetical journey as each Unown variant gets its very own episode, all recorded in one sitting. There’s laughter, there’s tears, and there’s Eggplant Origins: Wolverine. Listen to BONUS EPISODES and MORE at patreon.com/WhosThatPatreon Tiktok and Instagram: @WhosThatPokemonPod Twitter: @BrandonZelman and @CapnBrielle
2024-06-1805 minWho's That Pokémon?201.9iiii - Unown! V!In honor of being the METICULOUS Pokémon podcast (and because their pain entertains you), Brielle and Brandon present: 28 EPISODES OF UNOWN! Join them on this alphabetical journey as each Unown variant gets its very own episode, all recorded in one sitting. There’s laughter, there’s tears, and there’s Eggplant Origins: Wolverine. Listen to BONUS EPISODES and MORE at patreon.com/WhosThatPatreon Tiktok and Instagram: @WhosThatPokemonPod Twitter: @BrandonZelman and @CapnBrielle
2024-06-1805 minWho's That Pokémon?201.9iii - Unown! U!In honor of being the METICULOUS Pokémon podcast (and because their pain entertains you), Brielle and Brandon present: 28 EPISODES OF UNOWN! Join them on this alphabetical journey as each Unown variant gets its very own episode, all recorded in one sitting. There’s laughter, there’s tears, and there’s Eggplant Origins: Wolverine. Listen to BONUS EPISODES and MORE at patreon.com/WhosThatPatreon Tiktok and Instagram: @WhosThatPokemonPod Twitter: @BrandonZelman and @CapnBrielle
2024-06-1804 minWho's That Pokémon?201.9ii - Unown! T!In honor of being the METICULOUS Pokémon podcast (and because their pain entertains you), Brielle and Brandon present: 28 EPISODES OF UNOWN! Join them on this alphabetical journey as each Unown variant gets its very own episode, all recorded in one sitting. There’s laughter, there’s tears, and there’s Eggplant Origins: Wolverine. Listen to BONUS EPISODES and MORE at patreon.com/WhosThatPatreon Tiktok and Instagram: @WhosThatPokemonPod Twitter: @BrandonZelman and @CapnBrielle
2024-06-1805 minWho's That Pokémon?201.9i - Unown! S!In honor of being the METICULOUS Pokémon podcast (and because their pain entertains you), Brielle and Brandon present: 28 EPISODES OF UNOWN! Join them on this alphabetical journey as each Unown variant gets its very own episode, all recorded in one sitting. There’s laughter, there’s tears, and there’s Eggplant Origins: Wolverine. Listen to BONUS EPISODES and MORE at patreon.com/WhosThatPatreon Tiktok and Instagram: @WhosThatPokemonPod Twitter: @BrandonZelman and @CapnBrielle
2024-06-1807 minWho's That Pokémon?201.9h - Unown! R!In honor of being the METICULOUS Pokémon podcast (and because their pain entertains you), Brielle and Brandon present: 28 EPISODES OF UNOWN! Join them on this alphabetical journey as each Unown variant gets its very own episode, all recorded in one sitting. There’s laughter, there’s tears, and there’s Eggplant Origins: Wolverine. Listen to BONUS EPISODES and MORE at patreon.com/WhosThatPatreon Tiktok and Instagram: @WhosThatPokemonPod Twitter: @BrandonZelman and @CapnBrielle
2024-06-1807 minWho's That Pokémon?201.9g - Unown! Q!In honor of being the METICULOUS Pokémon podcast (and because their pain entertains you), Brielle and Brandon present: 28 EPISODES OF UNOWN! Join them on this alphabetical journey as each Unown variant gets its very own episode, all recorded in one sitting. There’s laughter, there’s tears, and there’s Eggplant Origins: Wolverine. Listen to BONUS EPISODES and MORE at patreon.com/WhosThatPatreon Tiktok and Instagram: @WhosThatPokemonPod Twitter: @BrandonZelman and @CapnBrielle
2024-06-1805 minWho's That Pokémon?201.9f - Unown! P!In honor of being the METICULOUS Pokémon podcast (and because their pain entertains you), Brielle and Brandon present: 28 EPISODES OF UNOWN! Join them on this alphabetical journey as each Unown variant gets its very own episode, all recorded in one sitting. There’s laughter, there’s tears, and there’s Eggplant Origins: Wolverine. Listen to BONUS EPISODES and MORE at patreon.com/WhosThatPatreon Tiktok and Instagram: @WhosThatPokemonPod Twitter: @BrandonZelman and @CapnBrielle
2024-06-1806 minWho's That Pokémon?201.9e - Unown! O!In honor of being the METICULOUS Pokémon podcast (and because their pain entertains you), Brielle and Brandon present: 28 EPISODES OF UNOWN! Join them on this alphabetical journey as each Unown variant gets its very own episode, all recorded in one sitting. There’s laughter, there’s tears, and there’s Eggplant Origins: Wolverine. Listen to BONUS EPISODES and MORE at patreon.com/WhosThatPatreon Tiktok and Instagram: @WhosThatPokemonPod Twitter: @BrandonZelman and @CapnBrielle
2024-06-1806 minWho's That Pokémon?201.9d - Unown! N!In honor of being the METICULOUS Pokémon podcast (and because their pain entertains you), Brielle and Brandon present: 28 EPISODES OF UNOWN! Join them on this alphabetical journey as each Unown variant gets its very own episode, all recorded in one sitting. There’s laughter, there’s tears, and there’s Eggplant Origins: Wolverine. Listen to BONUS EPISODES and MORE at patreon.com/WhosThatPatreon Tiktok and Instagram: @WhosThatPokemonPod Twitter: @BrandonZelman and @CapnBrielle
2024-06-1807 minWho's That Pokémon?201.9c - Unown! M!In honor of being the METICULOUS Pokémon podcast (and because their pain entertains you), Brielle and Brandon present: 28 EPISODES OF UNOWN! Join them on this alphabetical journey as each Unown variant gets its very own episode, all recorded in one sitting. There’s laughter, there’s tears, and there’s Eggplant Origins: Wolverine. Listen to BONUS EPISODES and MORE at patreon.com/WhosThatPatreon Tiktok and Instagram: @WhosThatPokemonPod Twitter: @BrandonZelman and @CapnBrielle
2024-06-1813 minWho's That Pokémon?201.9b - Unown! L!In honor of being the METICULOUS Pokémon podcast (and because their pain entertains you), Brielle and Brandon present: 28 EPISODES OF UNOWN! Join them on this alphabetical journey as each Unown variant gets its very own episode, all recorded in one sitting. There’s laughter, there’s tears, and there’s Eggplant Origins: Wolverine. Listen to BONUS EPISODES and MORE at patreon.com/WhosThatPatreon Tiktok and Instagram: @WhosThatPokemonPod Twitter: @BrandonZelman and @CapnBrielle
2024-06-1808 minWho's That Pokémon?201.9a - Unown! K!In honor of being the METICULOUS Pokémon podcast (and because their pain entertains you), Brielle and Brandon present: 28 EPISODES OF UNOWN! Join them on this alphabetical journey as each Unown variant gets its very own episode, all recorded in one sitting. There’s laughter, there’s tears, and there’s Eggplant Origins: Wolverine. Listen to BONUS EPISODES and MORE at patreon.com/WhosThatPatreon Tiktok and Instagram: @WhosThatPokemonPod Twitter: @BrandonZelman and @CapnBrielle
2024-06-1809 minWho's That Pokémon?201.9 - Unown! J!In honor of being the METICULOUS Pokémon podcast (and because their pain entertains you), Brielle and Brandon present: 28 EPISODES OF UNOWN! Join them on this alphabetical journey as each Unown variant gets its very own episode, all recorded in one sitting. There’s laughter, there’s tears, and there’s Eggplant Origins: Wolverine. Listen to BONUS EPISODES and MORE at patreon.com/WhosThatPatreon Tiktok and Instagram: @WhosThatPokemonPod Twitter: @BrandonZelman and @CapnBrielle
2024-06-1808 minWho's That Pokémon?201.8 - Unown! 👁️!In honor of being the METICULOUS Pokémon podcast (and because their pain entertains you), Brielle and Brandon present: 28 EPISODES OF UNOWN! Join them on this alphabetical journey as each Unown variant gets its very own episode, all recorded in one sitting. There’s laughter, there’s tears, and there’s Eggplant Origins: Wolverine. Listen to BONUS EPISODES and MORE at patreon.com/WhosThatPatreon Tiktok and Instagram: @WhosThatPokemonPod Twitter: @BrandonZelman and @CapnBrielle
2024-06-1811 minWho's That Pokémon?201.7 - Unown! H!In honor of being the METICULOUS Pokémon podcast (and because their pain entertains you), Brielle and Brandon present: 28 EPISODES OF UNOWN! Join them on this alphabetical journey as each Unown variant gets its very own episode, all recorded in one sitting. There’s laughter, there’s tears, and there’s Eggplant Origins: Wolverine. Listen to BONUS EPISODES and MORE at patreon.com/WhosThatPatreon Tiktok and Instagram: @WhosThatPokemonPod Twitter: @BrandonZelman and @CapnBrielle
2024-06-1810 minWho's That Pokémon?201.6 - Unown! G!In honor of being the METICULOUS Pokémon podcast (and because their pain entertains you), Brielle and Brandon present: 28 EPISODES OF UNOWN! Join them on this alphabetical journey as each Unown variant gets its very own episode, all recorded in one sitting. There’s laughter, there’s tears, and there’s Eggplant Origins: Wolverine. Listen to BONUS EPISODES and MORE at patreon.com/WhosThatPatreon Tiktok and Instagram: @WhosThatPokemonPod Twitter: @BrandonZelman and @CapnBrielle
2024-06-1813 minWho's That Pokémon?201.5 - Unown! F!In honor of being the METICULOUS Pokémon podcast (and because their pain entertains you), Brielle and Brandon present: 28 EPISODES OF UNOWN! Join them on this alphabetical journey as each Unown variant gets its very own episode, all recorded in one sitting. There’s laughter, there’s tears, and there’s Eggplant Origins: Wolverine. Listen to BONUS EPISODES and MORE at patreon.com/WhosThatPatreon Tiktok and Instagram: @WhosThatPokemonPod Twitter: @BrandonZelman and @CapnBrielle
2024-06-1808 minWho's That Pokémon?201.4 - Unown! E!In honor of being the METICULOUS Pokémon podcast (and because their pain entertains you), Brielle and Brandon present: 28 EPISODES OF UNOWN! Join them on this alphabetical journey as each Unown variant gets its very own episode, all recorded in one sitting. There’s laughter, there’s tears, and there’s Eggplant Origins: Wolverine. Listen to BONUS EPISODES and MORE at patreon.com/WhosThatPatreon Tiktok and Instagram: @WhosThatPokemonPod Twitter: @BrandonZelman and @CapnBrielle
2024-06-1811 minWho's That Pokémon?201.3 - Unown! D!In honor of being the METICULOUS Pokémon podcast (and because their pain entertains you), Brielle and Brandon present: 28 EPISODES OF UNOWN! Join them on this alphabetical journey as each Unown variant gets its very own episode, all recorded in one sitting. There’s laughter, there’s tears, and there’s Eggplant Origins: Wolverine. Listen to BONUS EPISODES and MORE at patreon.com/WhosThatPatreon Tiktok and Instagram: @WhosThatPokemonPod Twitter: @BrandonZelman and @CapnBrielle
2024-06-1810 minWho's That Pokémon?201.2 - Unown! C!In honor of being the METICULOUS Pokémon podcast (and because their pain entertains you), Brielle and Brandon present: 28 EPISODES OF UNOWN! Join them on this alphabetical journey as each Unown variant gets its very own episode, all recorded in one sitting. There’s laughter, there’s tears, and there’s Eggplant Origins: Wolverine. Listen to BONUS EPISODES and MORE at patreon.com/WhosThatPatreon Tiktok and Instagram: @WhosThatPokemonPod Twitter: @BrandonZelman and @CapnBrielle
2024-06-1810 minWho's That Pokémon?201.1 - Unown! B!In honor of being the METICULOUS Pokémon podcast (and because their pain entertains you), Brielle and Brandon present: 28 EPISODES OF UNOWN! Join them on this alphabetical journey as each Unown variant gets its very own episode, all recorded in one sitting. There’s laughter, there’s tears, and there’s Eggplant Origins: Wolverine. Listen to BONUS EPISODES and MORE at patreon.com/WhosThatPatreon Tiktok and Instagram: @WhosThatPokemonPod Twitter: @BrandonZelman and @CapnBrielle
2024-06-1809 minWho's That Pokémon?201 - Unown! A!In honor of being the METICULOUS Pokémon podcast (and because their pain entertains you), Brielle and Brandon present: 28 EPISODES OF UNOWN! Join them on this alphabetical journey as each Unown variant gets its very own episode, all recorded in one sitting. There’s laughter, there’s tears, and there’s Eggplant Origins: Wolverine.Listen to BONUS EPISODES and MORE at patreon.com/WhosThatPatreonTiktok and Instagram: @WhosThatPokemonPodTwitter: @BrandonZelman and @CapnBrielle
2024-06-1822 minWho's That Pokémon?198 - Murkrow!Watch out for raining rat shit and tricked out bird canes—it’s time to fly with MURKROW! Embark on this journey with Brandon and Brielle as they debates the nuances between black and navy (it’s NAVY), shake you down for your shiny lip ring, and announce what Brielle’s mom is adding to her grocery list. Hide your rings and keep your eyes peeled for bird buttholes, it’s a spoopy little episode!Listen to BONUS EPISODES and MORE at patreon.com/WhosThatPatreonTiktok and Instagram: @WhosThatPokemonPodTwitter: @BrandonZelman and @CapnBrielle
2024-05-281h 03Who's That Pokémon?197 - Umbreon! (The Fellowship of the Furball!)Call, raise, or fold? Oh, you’re just going to glow with excitement instead? Well tell the sun to suck a nut and bring out the sexy moon, it’s time for UMBREON, BABY! Join Brandon and Brielle as they explore a world where Lord of the Rings ends with a bachelorette party, debate whether or not Sandra Bullock was wearing a wig in The Blind Side, and put a hit out on a Patreon member’s dear friend.And here's that LOTR Fan-Fic we mentioned!Shout out to Mum_Fairy87!Listen to BONUS EPISODES and MO...
2024-05-211h 15Who's That Pokémon?196 - Espeon! (Sexy but also Cat!)Drop those pants and show us your blood, it’s time to kneel for our great leader Espeon! Join Brandon and Brielle (and join the cult) as they explore the likelihood of cats murdering humans if they were dinosaur-sized, debate whether or not Lorde has Pokémon energy, and determine whether or not the illustrator wanted to bang this cat.Listen to BONUS EPISODES and MORE at patreon.com/WhosThatPatreonTiktok and Instagram: @WhosThatPokemonPodTwitter: @BrandonZelman and @CapnBrielle
2024-05-071h 13Who's That Pokémon?195 - Quagsire! (RIP because boats 💀🙏😥!)Run, Quagsire, run! This gorgeous, bonking boy might have CTE, but that doesn’t stop him from being an excellent landlord. Join Brandon and Brielle as they learn about boat propellers, dodge lit monkey cigars, and give you a puppet-buying opportunity. So get slimed up and slide on down to this blobby king!Listen to BONUS EPISODES and MORE at patreon.com/WhosThatPatreonTiktok and Instagram: @WhosThatPokemonPodTwitter: @BrandonZelman and @CapnBrielle
2024-04-301h 06Who's That Pokémon?194 - Wooper! (Goomy = Wooper's Judas!)Who needs LUNGS when you have cold wet mud tucking you in at night? It’s the perfect unmetamorphisized baby Wooper! Join Brandon and Brielle as they discuss how Jesus would have LOVED a locker decorated for his birthday, get down to the truth of what celery REALLY is, and decide the weight of skunk bones. So grab a beer with the Goomster and saddle up—it’s a wild ride of an episode!Listen to BONUS EPISODES and MORE at patreon.com/WhosThatPatreonTiktok and Instagram: @WhosThatPokemonPodTwitter: @BrandonZelman and @CapnBrielle
2024-04-231h 20Who's That Pokémon?191 - Sunkern! (The Passover Plague of Johto!)In a world of elite fighters, no one is more elitist than this Pokémon: a pretentious seed chosen by God who brags about their physique that came from only eating manna. It’s Sunkern! Join Brandon and Brielle on a journey of answering worrisome phone calls, debating the shape of a Jewish dessert, and making out of place egg puns. Hold onto your hats and keep an eye out for wicked witches—this seed is out for blood!Listen to BONUS EPISODES and MORE at patreon.com/WhosThatPatreonTiktok and Instagram: @WhosThatPokemonPodTwitter: @Brand...
2024-04-0255 minWho's That Pokémon?190 - Aipom!Put your hands (all three of them) together for this mischievous little pick up artist—it’s Aipom! Join Brandon and Brielle as they cast Michael Caine in Harry Potter, discuss the complicated politics of stealing a boy’s hat at a high school party, and imagine a word where berries have bones. Rated TMMJ for Too Many Masturbation Jokes.Listen to BONUS EPISODES and MORE at patreon.com/WhosThatPatreonTiktok and Instagram: @WhosThatPokemonPodTwitter: @BrandonZelman and @CapnBrielle
2024-03-261h 07Who's That Pokémon?189 - Jumpluff! (DUNE Scream!)DON’T JUMP! It’s been a bleak evolution, but we finally got our period and are ready to move on from this terrible collection of creatures. It’s Jumpluff! Join Brandon and Brielle as they summon sandworms, pitch a hot new NBC drama, and make you regret ever hearing the phrase “purple cottage cheese.” So sit tight on that ledge, we’re all on this together.Listen to BONUS EPISODES and MORE at patreon.com/WhosThatPatreonTiktok and Instagram: @WhosThatPokemonPodTwitter: @BrandonZelman and @CapnBrielle
2024-03-1959 minWho's That Pokémon?28 New Episodes on UNOWN! (A Patreon Preview!) (A, B, C, D, E, F, G, H, I, J, K, L, M, N, O, P, Q, R, S, T, U, V, W, X, Y, Z, !, ?)In honor of being the METICULOUS Pokémon podcast (and because their pain entertains you), Brielle and Brandon present: 28 EPISODES OF UNOWN! Enjoy this preview from the "Q" episode, where we are already unravelling.All 28 NEW EPISODES Now Streaming!Only @ patreon.com/WhosThatPatreon!
2024-03-1207 minWho's That Pokémon?188 - Skiploom!You know how we tell teens “it gets better”? Sorry Hoppip, your future is BLEAK. It’s Skiploom! Join Brandon and Brielle as they try to marry this Pokémon off using a Rococo oil portrait painting, do the iceless bucket challenge, and completely ream Lorde out for her Solar Power era. Strap in folks—your heroic hosts turn this garbage creature into a glorious episode.Listen to BONUS EPISODES and MORE at patreon.com/WhosThatPatreonTiktok and Instagram: @WhosThatPokemonPodTwitter: @BrandonZelman and @CapnBrielle
2024-03-051h 01Who's That Pokémon?187 - Hoppip! (w/ Special Guest Dr. Brandon "Author" Zelman!)QUICK! BEFORE I FLOAT AWAY! Hold on tight and get ready to be disappointed—it’s Hoppip! Join Dr. Brandon Author Zelman and Brielle as they discuss reading Brielle’s splattered body like tea leaves, what kind of fart rolls a baby, and act out conversations with Squirtle. Also, they discover—OH NO I’M FLYING AWAAAYYYyyyy……Listen to BONUS EPISODES and MORE at patreon.com/WhosThatPatreonTiktok and Instagram: @WhosThatPokemonPodTwitter: @BrandonZelman and @CapnBrielle
2024-02-2756 minWho's That Pokémon?186 - Politoed! (Star of ABC's "Wife Swap"!)A true king doesn’t need a crown to wield his power, and neither does this screaming frog. It’s Politoed! Brandon and Brielle laugh and cry at the wrong things, wonder if slugs can sting you emotionally, and differentiate between “wrong naked” and “right naked”. So grab a pint, sit at the king’s table, and let us tell you the good news of our King of Kings—the Jesus Frog Politoed!Listen to BONUS EPISODES and MORE at patreon.com/WhosThatPatreonTiktok and Instagram: @WhosThatPokemonPodTwitter: @BrandonZelman and @CapnBrielle
2024-02-201h 17Who's That Pokémon?185 - Sudowoodo! (No Bark! No Bite!)Waterboard your rocks and peek behind that tree (no, not THAT tree, that’s a rock—yes it IS a rock, it just sneezed). It’s SUDOWOODO! Join Brandon and Brielle as they give lectures about happy genitalia, call out murderous elderly populations and their poaching habits, and finally answer the age old question about whether or not you hear a tree fall in a forest (you do, and it’s DESPERATE for you to hear it).Listen to BONUS EPISODES and MORE at patreon.com/WhosThatPatreonTiktok and Instagram: @WhosThatPokemonPodTwitter: @BrandonZelman and @CapnBrielle
2024-02-131h 19Who's That Pokémon?Sick-o-Mon! (Brandon is ill!)In this exciting episode, Brandon is ill!Our new Sudowoodo Episode and Patreon-Exclusive Episode are coming very soon (AKA once Brandon finishes all his soup and antibiotics)
2024-02-0601 minWho's That Pokémon?184 - A Zoo Marill! (What do you call a captive Marill?)Step right up and see Vegas’s latest magical attraction—it’s the underwhelming underwater bunny AZUMARILL (no refunds)! Join Brandon and Brielle as they embark on a discussion about if Pokémon can do interspecies mating, describe their ideal human evolution, and guess shapes dropped into water (ransom is due at midnight). Pop a Tide Pod in your mouth and grab an air balloon, it’s time to find out why ears are so tall! Really though, does anyone know? Anyone?Listen to BONUS EPISODES and MORE at patreon.com/WhosThatPatreonTiktok and Instagram: @WhosThatPokemonPod
2024-01-301h 02Who's That Pokémon?183 - Pikablu! (He is Risen!)He would die for our sins if he could just drown himself but sadly he is destined with immortality—it’s MARILL (aka Pikablu)! Embark on a tragic journey with Brielle and Brandon as they reenact The Devil Wears Prada, educate you on Jesus’s baby abs, and get starstruck by salad dressing. And if you ever feel like you’re drowning in jokes, just hold tight to your oily tail ball.Listen to BONUS EPISODES and MORE at patreon.com/WhosThatPatreonTiktok and Instagram: @WhosThatPokemonPodTwitter: @BrandonZelman and @CapnBrielle
2024-01-231h 07Who's That Pokémon?182 - Bellossom!Rustle your petals and hold in your queefs—we’re doin’ a little dance for BELLOSSOM, baby! Brandon and Brielle pine for long lost dance movies, warn you against watching Dinotopia (but you actually HAVE to watch Dinotopia), and realize that sometimes growth means losing something rather than gaining it. But don’t worry, any solemn sentimentality is immediately replaced by more queef jokes. So give that hot hot sun a kiss and press play!Listen to BONUS EPISODES and MORE at patreon.com/WhosThatPatreonTiktok and Instagram: @WhosThatPokemonPodTwitter: @BrandonZelman and @CapnBrielle
2024-01-161h 07Who's That Pokémon?181 - Ampharos!Are those flashing paparazzi lights on the red carpet? No, they’re AMPHAROS (Cate Blanchett)! Come ride this rollercoaster of an episode where you *might* get hit in the face by a goose: Brandon and Brielle infuse themselves with Spider-Man hand blood, dream of whipped cream hair, and ask hard hitting questions like “how old is Jacob Tremblay NOW?”. Buckle up sailors and fear not, you’re safe (and blinded) by this beloved protective king.Listen to BONUS EPISODES and MORE at patreon.com/WhosThatPatreonTiktok and Instagram: @WhosThatPokemonPodTwitter: @BrandonZ...
2024-01-091h 04Who's That Pokémon?180 - Flaaffy!The French are coming to behead us but FEAR NOT we have the thickest collar in all the land. We’re covering (but not the bottom half) FLAAFFY! Brandon and Brielle try on magical formal top hats, count how many Pokémon have fingers, and discover the true color of rubber. Break out your razor and say goodbye to any hair from the neck down—we’re going streaking, baby!Listen to BONUS EPISODES and MORE at patreon.com/WhosThatPatreonTiktok and Instagram: @WhosThatPokemonPodTwitter: @BrandonZelman and @CapnBrielle
2024-01-0258 minWho's That Pokémon?178 - Xatu!Your future unfolds before us. We see you listening to this episode and telling everyone you know to subscribe—oh wait, we’re just seeing a sandwich. Open your eyes and feel the burden of limitless wisdom, it’s the Xatu episode! Brandon and Brielle discuss if Now That’s What I Call Music CDs are a luxury, imagine Xatu on Pawn Stars, and uncover his hidden identity (he is Dr. Manhattan). Sabrina Carpenter if you’re listening, we have a GREAT Halloween costume for you.Listen to BONUS EPISODES and MORE at patreon.com/WhosThatPatreonTiktok and...
2023-12-1953 minWho's That Pokémon?177 - Natu!Look into my eyes. Look deep. Okay wait stop don’t get too close. STOP IT OR I’M GONNA HOP AWAY. Brandon and Brielle ponder if clairvoyance is worth it, start the entire podcast over from episode one, and do the CLASSIC segment “Roll That Die!” where the only winner is violence (everyone knows this segment, we all love this segment). Set aside ten minutes for an X-Men explanation, and find a cozy berry branch. It’s the Natu episode!The Shagged by a Rare Parrot VideoListen to BONUS EPISODES and MORE at pa...
2023-12-1252 minWho's That Pokémon?176 - Togetic!Have you seen today’s Pokémon? If not, that means you’re a piece of shit! It’s the Togetic episode! Brandon and Brielle discuss whether or not animals can be pure of heart, ask important questions like when can princes kiss, and break down the Christian construct that is Santa Claus. Flap those rubber teeth wings and hover toward nice people only—this angel is ready to shower some joy dust (PCP)!Listen to BONUS EPISODES and MORE at patreon.com/WhosThatPatreonTiktok and Instagram: @WhosThatPokemonPodTwitter: @BrandonZelman and @CapnBrielle
2023-12-0556 minWho's That Pokémon?174 - Igglybuff!If you can’t have daddy’s swirl, you can just draw it! Meet me at Hot Topic and jump out the window, it’s the Igglybuff episode! Brandon and Brielle explore bounce vs. squish, dabble in hypnosis, and imagine a world where babies are a source of enslaved endless energy. Look into my swirl and PRESS PLAY.TICKETS NOW ON SALE for our FIRST EVER LIVE SHOW!Listen to BONUS EPISODES and MORE at patreon.com/WhosThatPatreonTiktok and Instagram: @WhosThatPokemonPodTwitter: @BrandonZelman and @CapnBrielle
2023-11-141h 02Who's That Pokémon?173 - Cleffa!Close your windows and lock your doors—the Cleffa are coming to sing and dance and RUIN your hot date night! Brandon and Brielle have a complicated relationship with the moon, ask for NON-EROTIC drawings of horses in horses, and imagine a world where babies are hard workers. So wax, don’t wane, and listen to the dulcet tones of Cleffa!TICKETS NOW ON SALE for our FIRST EVER LIVE SHOW!Listen to BONUS EPISODES and MORE at patreon.com/WhosThatPatreonTiktok and Instagram: @WhosThatPokemonPodTwitter: @BrandonZelman and @CapnBrielle
2023-11-0759 minWho's That Pokémon?172 - Pichu!Why have we never seen a Pokémon piss? Can anyone ever live up to their cooler older sister? What ARE the full lyrics to the national anthem? We answer these questions and more in our PICHU episode! Join Brandon and Brielle as they learn about nasty little electric cheek sacs, kick babies into space, and poison Mark Cuban. Pikachu, don’t worry—this little idiot’s got nothing on you.TICKETS NOW ON SALE for our FIRST EVER LIVE SHOW!November 17th @ 7:30pm @ City Vineyard, NYC: bit.ly/wtplive
2023-10-311h 10Who's That Pokémon?171 - Lanturn & THE BIGGEST THING TO EVER HAPPEN IN THE HISTORY OF THIS PODCAST!Adorable dolphin or sentient black hole waiting to unleash hell? Why not both with LANTURN! Latch onto Brielle and Brandon as they pitch alternate Joker monologues, rant about the male perspective on animal studies, and try to one up the Headless Horseman. Pop a brick into your head and pop those headphones in, we’re going to the bottom of the ocean! Oh, yeah, and also... THE BIGGEST THING TO EVER HAPPEN IN THE HISTORY OF THIS PODCAST:TICKETS NOW ON SALE for our FIRST EVER LIVE SHOW!...
2023-10-171h 10Who's That Pokémon?170 - Chinchou!Is that Paul Revere? Or Brielle gossiping at a party? Oh wait, it’s the dumbest cutest little fish you ever did see—it’s the Chinchou episode! Join Brandon and Brielle as they fill up their swear jar, describe a forbidden love between water and electricity, and dream of eating glowing bread. It’s a great fucking episode! Shit, put $200 in the swear jar. DAMNIT. Another $200. OH, FUCK. We give up.Listen to BONUS EPISODES and MORE at patreon.com/WhosThatPatreonTiktok (NEW!) and Instagram: @WhosThatPokemonPodTwitter: @BrandonZelman and @CapnBrielle
2023-10-101h 02Who's That Pokémon?169 - Cro🦇!Pump up that friendship meter and trauma bond with Brandon and Brielle on the journey of learning about Crobat! Join them as they get rejected from the X-Men, get you up to date on vampire trivia, and try to really make a STATEMENT about what kind of violence they’ll be known for when they become king. Did you know Crobat’s legs are wings? DID YOU KNOW HIS LEGS ARE FUCKING WINGS?!Listen to BONUS EPISODES and MORE at patreon.com/WhosThatPatreonTiktok (NEW!) and Instagram: @WhosThatPokemonPodTwitter: @BrandonZelman and @CapnBrielle
2023-10-031h 06Who's That Pokémon?168 - Ariados!Don’t panic if you see four legs at a burlesque show, because there’s a chance you might see FOUR boobs (or it’s the end of the world). Take a ride with Brandon and Brielle as they explore the redundant absolute uggo Ariados! Join them as they learn about Greek mythology, hide inside of their own skin, and debate the difference between butt juice and mouth juice.Listen to BONUS EPISODES and MORE at patreon.com/WhosThatPatreonTiktok (NEW!) and Instagram: @WhosThatPokemonPodTwitter: @BrandonZelman and @CapnBrielle
2023-09-2657 minWho's That Pokémon?167 - Spinarak!Cancel any surprise birthday party plans and put on those glass goo shoes—it’s time to get arrested by Spinarak! Brielle and Brandon ponder the truth behind advertising, what it’s like to vomit and shit at the same time (both in force and volume), and sing “Shiny Teeth” for far too long without knowing most of the lyrics. So pop in those headphones and launch those poison party hats, folks! It’s a cop spider!Listen to BONUS EPISODES and MORE at patreon.com/WhosThatPatreonInstagram: @WhosThatPokemonPodTwitter: @BrandonZelma...
2023-09-191h 01Who's That Pokémon?166 - Ledian!Mercury is in retrograde and your star chart says: “it’s podcast time, baby” so pop some socks onto your hands—it’s Ledian! Brandon and Brielle sing about RENT (it’s a Thanksgiving musical for those who don’t know), create too many cop duos, and try to make a cat a star. So roll out the red carpet and scatter some glittery drugs for this Armenian Pokémon!Listen to BONUS EPISODES and MORE at patreon.com/WhosThatPatreonInstagram: @WhosThatPokemonPodTwitter: @BrandonZelman and @CapnBrielle
2023-09-121h 04Who's That Pokémon?165 - Ledyba!Do you smell a mix of uselessness, cowardice, and slime? Oh god, it’s Ledyba! Listen, she’s not like other birds (please don’t say “bug”, it will offend the Brits), she’s the bird getting fingered at a Dave Matthews Band concert. So secrete some excitement and prepare yourself for the aroma of chaos as Brandon and Brielle argue about whether or not the world of Pokémon should have more capitalism!
2023-09-051h 14Who's That Pokémon?164 - Noctowl!Break out that brow gel and mash your crotch into a pie while Eugene Levy watches—it’s Noctowl, bitches! This absolute baddie leads Brielle and Brandon on a path to painfully normal forest quests, a vampire with no chill, and painful head twists. She may just be an owl, but she’s a DAMN good owl.Listen to BONUS EPISODES and MORE at patreon.com/WhosThatPatreonInstagram: @WhosThatPokemonPodTwitter: @BrandonZelman and @CapnBrielle
2023-08-291h 06Who's That Pokémon?163 - Hoothoot! The Owlowl!Do you know what time it is? If you do, then you better get down on your knees and kiss-thank the one exposed foot of our little clockboy, Hoothoot! Come along with Brandon and Brielle as they rummage through Santa’s wallet, microwave some socks, tell you what’s in their stomachs, and smooch the wet clouds! So set your internal organs to “now” and prepare for the chaos of this useless god damn Pokémon!Listen to BONUS EPISODES and MORE at patreon.com/WhosThatPatreonInstagram: @WhosThatPokemonPodTwitter: @BrandonZe...
2023-08-231h 17Who's That Pokémon?162 - Furret!Nostalgia comes to life today in the form of furry gel tubes and a review into Hayden Panetierre’s career—it’s Furret! Brandon and Brielle learn valuable life lessons such as: only high five someone if a Twitter poll says you can, the Law and Order theme song makes for the best transition music, and it’s okay to have a mental breakdown about wtf Pokémon are even DOING (Brielle is recovering slowly but surely).Listen to BONUS EPISODES and MORE at patreon.com/WhosThatPatreonInstagram: @WhosThatPokemonPodT...
2023-08-151h 04Who's That Pokémon?161 - Sentret!Be wary of giggling fairies and vengeful swole Tamagotchi—actually, be wary of EVERYTHING because this is the god damn Sentret episode! Join Brandon and Brielle as they gossip about Adam and Eve, relax by a cursed fire, and spit bars about trains.Listen to BONUS EPISODES and MORE at patreon.com/WhosThatPatreonInstagram: @WhosThatPokemonPodTwitter: @BrandonZelman and @CapnBrielle
2023-08-081h 08Who's That Pokémon?160 - Fer(ocious)al(l)igat(o)r!Which came first, Britney Spears or Feraligatr? Dump out those cargo pants pockets and join Brandon and Brielle in discovering the differences between football pads and robots! We apologize to any vegans who may be offended by our view on fake cheese.Listen to BONUS EPISODES and MORE at patreon.com/WhosThatPatreonInstagram: @WhosThatPokemonPodTwitter: @BrandonZelman and @CapnBrielle
2023-08-0159 minWho's That Pokémon?159 - Croconaw!Bite down hard on your sandwich (and make a second one for your older, definitely not predatory friend)—it’s Croconaw! Brielle talks about her old child labor days, while Brandon becomes the prime suspect for his lost butthole. And if you thought they’d be better at rapping by now, you’re wrong.Listen to BONUS EPISODES and MORE at patreon.com/WhosThatPatreonInstagram: @WhosThatPokemonPodTwitter: @BrandonZelman and @CapnBrielle
2023-07-251h 02Who's That Pokémon?156 - Quilava!Is destruction inevitable? Are we right to be angry in our teen years? Will Brandon ever stop mixing up Chikorita and Cyndaquil? Brandon and Brielle tackle these questions and more—wait, hold on—RORY! GET BACK HERE! RORY DON’T MAKE ME GO TO THE DANCE. Sponsored by BetterBetterHelpHelp.Listen to BONUS EPISODES and MORE at patreon.com/WhosThatPatreonInstagram: @WhosThatPokemonPodTwitter: @BrandonZelman and @CapnBrielle
2023-07-041h 02Who's That Pokémon?155 - Cyndaquil!What’s that smell? It’s Fartman, here to do absolutely nothing! Brandon and Brielle vie for a NyQuil sponsorship, ask Cyndaquil to watch just ONE ending to a movie, and try their best to dodge social anxiety flames. Get out your diaries (and burn them), and make snow angels in the ash!Check out our BRAND NEW PATREON at patreon.com/WhosThatPatreon@BrandonZelman on Twitter@WhosThatPokemonPod on Instagram
2023-06-2754 minWho's That Pokémon?154 - Meganium!Brandon and Brielle unanimously agree to only call this Pokémon “Megan”, Jimmy Buffet makes a special appearance (please be gentle, he’s going through something right now), and Brandon learns what a pram is. So pop in those headphones and let’s go microdose at The Eras tour! #TaylorSwiftCheck out our BRAND NEW PATREON at patreon.com/WhosThatPatreon@BrandonZelman on Twitter@WhosThatPokemonPod on Instagram
2023-06-2044 minWho's That Pokémon?153 - Bayleef!Slurp up that soup and explore the spicy middle child Bayleef! Brandon and Brielle ask important questions like “what does crime smell like?”, and transport you back to a sexier time where detectives wore leather jackets and clients couldn’t tell a bathroom from a closet.Check out our BRAND NEW PATREON at patreon.com/WhosThatPatreon @BrandonZelman on Twitter @WhosThatPokemonPod on Instagram
2023-06-1350 minWho's That Pokémon?Brandon Moving Minisode!Brandon is moving, delaying the end of Season One by another week!
2021-06-2901 minWho's That Pokémon?132 - Ditto!Collin and Brandon mimic the gooiest Pokemon: Ditto! Along the way, Collin is Brandon, Brandon is Collin, and Ditto is an absolute sex machine.
2021-02-161h 11Who's That Pokémon?127 - Pinsir!Collin and Brandon ring in the new year with the most Beetle Pokemon: Pinsir! Along the way, Collin watches a movie Brandon recommended, Brandon REFUSES to watch anything Collin recommends, and Pinsir reviews the Recess! movie series.
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