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Flappity Flap102 - Joby Pool’s Eggcellent Adventure!Brandon and Sarah share their awe and admiration for the Englishman, Joby Pool, who stole a truck full of Cadbury Creme Eggs and almost got away with it. We just wish he’d picked a different candy. I mean, seriously. Those things are nasty.2023-03-0131 minFlappity Flap101 - I’m Not Dead Yet!Brandon and Sarah talk about two, count ‘em, TWO! recent stories of elderly people being erroneously declared dead by their care facilities and sent to funeral homes before the mistakes were discovered. And how the heck does a kid order $1,000 of food on Grubhub before his parents figure out the pile of takeout on their front porch is not from a charitable neighbor?!2023-02-1535 minFlappity Flap100 - Who Poisoned My Burrito??Brandon and Sarah advise against the abuse of food service staff while marveling that the recently poisoned Taco Bell patron in Colorado is still alive after rat poison mysteriously made its way into his burrito.And holy crap, it's our 100th episode! That's about all the celebrating we're gonna do.2023-01-2527 minFlappity Flap099 - “The Last of Us” Is Finally Here!Brandon and Sarah rave about Episode 1 of “The Last of Us,” the new series on HBO, adapted from one of the most awesome videogames ever. If you aren’t a fan of the game or show before you listen, we hope you will be by the end!2023-01-1849 minFlappity Flap098 - Kiss Me, I’m a Bug (Weird Reddit Topics)Brandon and Sarah have fun with some weird Reddit prompts, Brandon almost quits the podcast, and they find out that Brandon would [kind of] love Sarah even if she turned into a worm.2022-12-2838 minFlappity Flap097 - Couples CounselingBrandon and Sarah mock an online article giving stupid marital advice, and provide their own [possibly flawed] advice about how to keep a relationship crème fraîche and out of divorce court.2022-12-0750 minFlappity Flap096 - Clowns Aren't ScaryBrandon and Sarah finish off the spoopy movie season by reviewing “IT” Chapters 1 and 2 and “It Follows.” One has clowns, one has bewbs, both have scares.*SPOILERS!!2022-11-1659 minFlappity Flap095 - We Watched “Hereditary” - Now We Have UlcersBrandon and Sarah watched “Hereditary,” and it was possibly the most tense experience they’ve ever had. Listen to them process, process, process, and relive the horrifying experience together.*SPOILERS!!2022-11-021h 15Flappity Flap094 - Hurt Feelings: The Alan Rickman DiariesBrandon and Sarah speculate whether the late, great Alan Rickman (aka Professor Snape aka Hans Gruber) would have really wanted his diaries published, and how it affects those left behind. Is it just a money grab? Will we ever know for sure?2022-10-2624 minFlappity Flap093 - Our Weird Presidents (Part 2)Brandon and Sarah finish their list of weird presidents. This time, the list includes lucky carnations, inauguration speeches turned deadly, presidential fat shaming, possum eating, and unhealthy obsessions with pets, to name just a few. What an unexpectedly wild ride it’s been!2022-10-1236 minFlappity Flap092 - Our Weird Presidents (Part 1)Brandon and Sarah go through a looong list of weird presidential quirks and incidents. So long, it’s going to take us 2 episodes to finish. Death by cherries and milk, swearing parrots at funerals, electricity-phobes - these guys were crazy!2022-09-2837 minFlappity Flap091 - A Royal Conspiracy TheoryBrandon and Sarah find a troubling conspiracy theory on Twitter about the Queen’s death and run it through their own patented testing process. It checks out. Sarah watched “Holes” with Shia LaBeouf and wished she hadn’t. In the process, however, she did discover an interesting new phenomenon she calls “cringe chills.”2022-09-2121 minFlappity Flap090 - Indiana Jones 5: Harrison’s FjordBrandon and Sarah talk about the next Indiana Jones movie coming out in 2023. Sarah revisits the trauma of “Indiana Jones and The Temple of Doom.” To wrap things up, they marvel at an imbecile cop in Florida who thought he could buy a grope of a minor with half a sandwich.Correction for Sarah: Harrison Ford is 80!2022-09-1427 minFlappity Flap089 - Beef Frank BlowoutBrandon and Sarah talk about the bathroom carnage caused by Ballpark Beef Franks, and Brandon gives an unprecedented amount of detail from his experience. (Seriously, if you know him, you know he doesn’t talk poop, so it must have been BAD.)WARNING! Explicit bathroom content. Do not eat immediately before, during, or after listening to this episode.2022-09-0725 minFlappity Flap088 - Dr. He-Hulk, DDSBrandon and Sarah talk about Sarah’s recent dentist visit, which she barely survived; they revisit a favorite topic, morning wake-up farts, which explains Brandon’s new nickname; and Brandon describes how he was blocked by a not-even-client-yet who he may have been just a little bit rude to.2022-08-3143 minFlappity Flap087 - Minecraft: The WardenBrandon and Sarah (aka “Shnozzles and no nose holes, the show” - thank you, Creep Dimensions), share their terrifying experience with a Minecraft mob they haven’t encountered before, known as The Warden. Brandon also describes some Diablo moments that caused him to “snap.”Warning: Minor Spoiler!2022-08-2433 minFlappity Flap086 - Spoopy MoviesBrandon and Sarah talk about their horrible skunk experience with Charlie the poochidingus, and then review the scary movies they’ve been watching while on hiatus at Mum’s house.Warning: SPOILERS!2022-08-1755 minFlappity Flap085 - Spain Has the Best Benefits, Period!Brandon and Sarah make fun of a new proposed law giving Spaniards extra days off work for their periods. Can’t they just use their siesta time for that?2022-05-2028 minFlappity Flap084 - Unpopular OpinionsBrandon and Sarah risk some hate by sharing their unpopular opinions. Bands, food, movies - nothing’s off the table. We’d love to hear yours!2022-05-0434 minFlappity Flap083 - Your Barber Is Not Your TherapistBrandon and Sarah talk about the careers that experience the most emotional drain, after Sarah realizes she just laid an emotional dookie on her favorite hairdresser. Sarah discovers the magical effect Costco blueberry muffins have on her digestive system, much to Brandon’s dismay.(Sorry we’ve been away so long. Living out of suitcases at Mum’s house with 3 dogs and a squawking mini-parrot have made recording a bit challenging.)2022-04-2732 minFlappity Flap082 - Baptism Oopsie!Brandon and Sarah talk about the Arizona priest who made thousands of baptism boo-boos, sending countless innocent bebes to HELL. . .or at least limbo or something.(Apologies for possible sporadic episodes over the next couple of months. We’re in our own hell at the moment, prepping for the sale of our house and then out-of-state move.)2022-02-2544 minFlappity Flap081 - Riddles in the Dark (and Tongue Twisters)Brandon and Sarah play some baby games, trying stoopid tongue twisters and riddles for 5-year olds. Join in, and see if you can do better!Limmy trying to say "purple burglar alarm":https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AC__o1UxDl8 2022-02-0429 minFlappity Flap080 - Psycho Neighbor, Qu'est-ce Que C'est?Brandon and Sarah vent about their recent neighbor issues and may cross the line with some violent fantasizing. Listener, be warned. (But obviously, we're joking. I mean, hopefully, it's obvious.)2022-01-2739 minFlappity Flap079 - He Said, She Said: GermaphobiaBrandon and Sarah talk about one of the few points of contention in their relationship: germs. They also talk about Brandon’s recent fall, how physical mishaps send him into a rage and how, you know, maybe he could work on that.2022-01-2048 minFlappity Flap077 - Brandon’s Tattoo TalesBrandon delights us with some of his tattoo shop adventures. The most important lesson we’ve learned today? Spellcheck is your friend!2021-12-1432 minFlappity Flap076 - Rating British SnacksBrandon and Sarah taste and rate some seasonal snacks, including some British treats, and do their best to alienate people by chewing loudly in their ears.*We heated the mince pies in the toaster oven - they were WAY tastier!2021-12-0833 minFlappity Flap075 - Mike Rowe Does A Dirty Job On Your DreamsBrandon and Sarah voice their disagreement with Mike Rowe’s “life advice” in his PragerU video that’s been airing since at least 2016. Time to take it down, man!https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CVEuPmVAb8o 2021-11-3047 minFlappity Flap074 - Chris Pratt Hates MondaysChris Pratt is at it again, this time swiping the much coveted - maybe - role of our favorite fat feline, Garfield, in the next animated installment. Brandon and Sarah already aren’t really Pratt fans, so it’s not hard to rip him a new one (again), but he’s super rich and untouchable by us underlings, so whatever.He does do a great Essex accent, though:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Af7UD-IxzZI2021-11-1242 minFlappity Flap073 - Rx Drug Names Are WeirdBrandon and Sarah talk about weird, misleading, or just plain fun prescription drug names, inspired by Brandon’s recent animation, “ZibaFlib Rx” (link below).https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=egAtcb3UDOk2021-11-0339 minFlappity Flap072 - Donut WarsBrandon and Sarah mostly talk about donuts, and why Sarah needs to keep her hands off Brandon’s maple old fashioned. In the course of the convo, they may have solved the mystery of Brandon’s recent weight gain."Little Tiny Bill" ad:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vwOCFcy_QiQ 2021-10-1936 minFlappity Flap071 - Mario Movie Casting - Why.Brandon and Sarah share their amazing picks to voice the 2022 Super Mario Bros. movie characters, although Sarah can’t quite seem to keep her eye on the ball, and keeps casting the next live action feature. Ah, well.- Tom Cruise on “Spitting Image”https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kxdvSViAb3w - Michael Clark Duncan, not Michael Kirk Duncan, duh.- If you want to see the helpful illustrations.https://www.womenshealthmag.com/sex-and-love/a19907142/crazy-sex-positions/2021-09-2840 minFlappity Flap068 - Bridal Showers: They’re The WorstBrandon and Sarah try out some creative excuses to get Sarah out of an upcoming bridal shower, brainstorm some unique and offensive bridal gifts, and discover a shared loathing of fabric stores.2021-08-2534 minFlappity Flap067 - Our Favorite New Show: “Midnight Diner”Brandon and Sarah talk about the Japanese show they discovered on Netflix, “Midnight Diner,” salivate over Brandon’s recent successful attempt at making onigiri, and Sarah tries to trick the bashful Brandon into saying a few Japanese words.*SPOILERS!!2021-08-1735 minFlappity Flap066 - Wacky Olympic EventsBrandon and Sarah look at weird - and mostly discontinued - Olympic events throughout the years. We’re talking Tug of War, Poodle Trimming, and yes, even Solo Synchronized Swimming.Olympic Trampoline Failhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9RBXEw_hVtsRichard Watterson Race Walking - The Amazing World of Gumballhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QlWzpdNmXxM2021-08-1044 minFlappity Flap065 - Losing Pets & Our New Netflix ObsessionBrandon and Sarah discuss the heartbreak of losing beloved pets, and cheer up in the second half of the episode to share their latest obsession, the Netflix survival reality show, “Alone.”We apologize for not uploading last week. Sarah’s new job is requiring some adjustment with regard to scheduling and timing. Please bear with us as we figure things out!2021-08-0340 minFlappity Flap064 - Sleepy Farts & Other AdventuresBrandon and Sarah start the episode off with a [pfft!] bang, and then recap their recent trip to Oregon and the various shenanigans they got up to. Hotel soap mishaps, explosive diarrhea, and leaky ceilings reminiscent of Tom Hanks’ “Money Pit” are just a few of the exciting highlights.2021-07-2147 minFlappity Flap063 - We Talk About AddictionBrandon and Sarah explore the topic of addiction based on their own personal experiences, and Sarah gripes about her withdrawal from caffeine and her precious “crack” tea, PG Tips (not a sponsor).2021-07-1348 minFlappity Flap062 - Evil-Sounding Celebrity NamesBrandon and Sarah come up with some celebrity names they think sound truly evil, ruining some innocent reputations in the process. Tune in and play along!2021-06-2442 minFlappity Flap061 - How Well Does Brandon Know SpongeBob?Sarah tests Brandon to determine whether he’s a SpongeBob savant by showing him random stills from the show and seeing if he can identify the episode. No pressure, Brandon!(Sorry about the missed episode last week - Brandon's had a chronic cough and needed to rest his lungs and vocal cords.)2021-06-151h 04Flappity Flap060 - What The Heck Is ASMR?Brandon and Sarah try to explain ASMR (autonomous sensory meridian response) and why it’s so cool, even though a lot of people think it’s weird. Give it a try! You might find that it soothes your anxiety and improves your sleep.Some of our favorite videos:ASMR Magichttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aHwl-TQK84M&t=1092shttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O45h00dHFEoASMR Bakerhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=odPP4ARaIlsMassage ASMRhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sdqV...2021-06-0129 minFlappity Flap059 - Badass Female Film & TV CharactersBrandon and Sarah risk the ire of strident feminists everywhere by discussing why they: hated “Captain Marvel,” find Brie Larson insufferable, and generally lament the feminist Hollywood reboots of late. On the flip side, they list their respective favorites throughout the years for strong leading ladies.- Brandon’s recent animation.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rSLt7TXSGRc - Benedict Cumberbatch fails at saying “penguin.”https://youtu.be/9GHPNKUMf70?t=198 2021-05-251h 07Flappity Flap058 - Mispronounce Much?Brandon and Sarah talk about commonly mispronounced words, and there are MANY. To make themselves seem less snobby, though, they share some of their own pronunciation blunders, and boy, are they embarrassing! We’d love to hear about words you struggle with, so we can all point and laugh at each other equitably.2021-05-1948 minFlappity Flap057 - “The Expanse”: Sexual Misconduct and Casting IssuesBrandon and Sarah talk about Cas Anvar, aka Rocinante pilot Alex Kamal, and the sexual misconduct accusations that got him booted from “The Expanse,” and their disappointment in the recasting of the character Arjun Avasarala from Brian George to Michael Benyaer. Despite the scandals and casting issues, the show is majorly binge-worthy!**SPOILER ALERT!!2021-05-1138 minFlappity Flap054 - Planned Obsolescence: Apple, Nintendo, & OthersApple does it, Nintendo has been doing it for longer than you think, and Henry-effing-Ford did it. Brandon and Sarah discuss what seems to be a norm now across many industries: planned obsolescence. It’s gross, it’s dishonest, it’s wasteful, and it hurts consumers. But many businesses seem to think it’s necessary. What’s the solution?2021-04-201h 07Flappity Flap053 - Brandon Watches “Top Gun” For The First Time!Sarah made Brandon watch the 80s classic, “Top Gun.” Brandon didn’t hate it like Sarah thought he might, but he did NOT appreciate the 80s synth music, the greased up volleyball scene, or the overdone tonguetactular love scene, and they nearly came to blows when Sarah forced him to sit through the ending credits and Cheap Trick’s “Mighty Wings.”Apologies for the super late release this week. We have had one HELL of a week for computer issues.2021-04-0959 minFlappity Flap052 - Brandon & Sarah's Top 5 Song ListsBrandon and Sarah talk about their choices for top 5 (or so) songs, some of the history and drama behind the songs and videos, and as usual, they embark on some interesting tangents.UB40 - “Red, Red Wine”https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zXt56MB-3vcUlfulz - “Wasurechimae - omoidase”https://youtu.be/4hz_RZV4Z9Y Van Morrison - “Into the Mystic”https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_6r2P4W9YogWeen - “Happy Colored Marbles”https://youtu.be/p4MnPORRfxw U2 - “Mysterious Ways...2021-03-301h 08Flappity Flap051 - We Watched “Alien!”Brandon and Sarah watch and critique “Alien,” the original film of the franchise, directed by Ridley Scott. It was basically Brandon’s first time watching, since if he has seen it before, he’s basically forgotten it. Listen to find out if he thinks it holds up after 41 years!Sarah going for the “my bad” Trifecta:Claes Bang is actually a Danish actor and musician.Dolly Wells is actually an English actress (born in Merton, London, England as Dorothy Perpetua Gatacre).“Jaws” was actually released in 1975.Funny “Mother” coverhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lzleKr06pPQ 2021-03-231h 35Flappity Flap050 - Herbert Alford v. Hertz: Wrongfully Imprisoned for 5 Years!Brandon and Sarah talk about Herbert Alford, a man wrongfully convicted of murder and imprisoned for almost 5 years due to the failure of The Hertz Corporation to respond to subpoenas in his criminal case. Hertz failed to produce the receipt for a rental car transaction on the day of the murder which would have shown Alford could not have committed the crime.If you want to view the Motion for Relief from Automatic Stay filed by Herbert Alford in the case against Hertz, which attaches various of the documents referenced in this episode, including the Hertz receipt...2021-03-161h 26Flappity Flap049 - Ghislaine Maxwell: Who Is This Woman??Brandon and Sarah discuss Ghislaine Maxwell, Jeffrey Epstein’s best friend, confidante, and co-abuser for years. Who is she, where did she come from, and why did she do the terrible things she did alongside Epstein? We also talk some about Prince Andrew and his involvement in the sex trafficking carried out by Epstein and Maxwell, and we discuss some of the victims - including Virginia Roberts Giuffre - and how they were tragically robbed of their chance to finally see Epstein brought to justice.2021-03-091h 31Flappity Flap048 - We Watched “Wild Bill” - Snarky Rob Lowe Is The Best!Brandon and Sarah watched the comedy/drama series, “Wild Bill,” starring Rob Lowe, and we have never liked him better. We break the show down a bit, share our favorite quotes, and explain why, sadly, there won’t be more episodes. Rob Lowe seems in his element here - we REALLY enjoyed watching him give it right back to some snotty Brits, and unfortunately, we may have gone off on a tangent on that topic.**Warning: Spoilers!Apologies for our week’s absence. Persistent technical issues with Sarah’s Mac prevented us from recording during that time.2021-03-021h 02Flappity Flap047 - Bloodsucking Parasites and the People Who Love ThemDid you know mosquitos are pollinators? Did you know ticks are an important indicator of the health of an ecosystem? Do you care? Probably not, because they are both still disgusting. Nevertheless, Brandon and Sarah do their best to make you hate them just a LITTLE bit less by revealing their very bestest qualities. Listen and learn!*Sarah called Jill Biden Mrs. Biden, but she really did mean to call her Dr. Biden!Mosquito Larvae: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j_51M8ewQWM2021-02-161h 01Flappity Flap046 - What Does The Future Hold?Brandon and Sarah talk about possible future inventions they’re excited or hopeful for, like teleportation (no flies, please), self-driving cars, widely accessible lab-grown meat, and for Brandon, just cooler video games.- The wormhole book: The Light of Other Days by Stephen Baxter, based on a synopsis by Arthur C. Clarke.2021-02-091h 03Flappity Flap045 - Alan Tudyk Is Awesome: “Resident Alien” EditionBrandon and Sarah watched the pilot episode of “Resident Alien,” the SyFy Network’s new comedy/drama starring a mutual favorite, Alan Tudyk. We recite the funniest quotes, share our favorite moments, and basically just gush about the star of the show. Tune in to see how we each rate the show so far!**Warning: Spoilers!2021-02-021h 08Flappity Flap044 - Mystery on the High Seas: What Happened on the Mary Celeste?Brandon and Sarah discuss the unsolved mystery of the Mary Celeste, the derelict ship found in 1872 off the coast of the Azores. Was there a mutiny? Was she attacked by a giant sea monster? Was she attacked by pirates? The world may never know.2021-01-261h 06Flappity Flap043 - Inside the Podcasters StudioBrandon and Sarah try an “Inside the Actors Studio” format, posing James Lipton’s famous end-of-interview questions to each other. Brandon stubbornly refuses to tell us what turns him on, but almost as good, we find out what turns him off!(Sorry for the late release - technical difficulties!)“Inside the Actors Studio” - Ralph Fiennes (and my sister)https://www.bilibili.com/video/av2233456/Nose Whistlinghttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FnxhLl5LnKM2021-01-201h 25Flappity Flap042 - How Many Toilet Seats Can You Break With Your Head?Brandon and Sarah share some of the craziest Guinness World Records they’ve found, including turlet busting by head, Jell-o consumption with chopsticks, speedy assembling of Mr. Potato Heads, and MORE! We’d love to hear your favorites.Most Hugs in a Minute (ok, rewatching, and it looks fairly fast):https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xToocOKP9JgEating Jell-O with Chopstickshttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V3sWh8TummYHeadbutting Turlets:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l_QYRMNpvvgHeadbutting Coconutshttps://www.youtube.com/watc...2021-01-121h 02Flappity Flap041 - Crazy Competitions Around the WorldBrandon and Sarah explore the wacky world of competitive shin kicking and similar contests of questionable wisdom and origin. They also cover why Japanese vehicles are superior, why Bubble Bass from Sponge Bob is a POS, and why dog anuses should not be allowed on the bed.Jared Leto’s culthttps://www.rawmusictv.com/article/2019/Jared-Leto-has-started-a-CULT-on-an-island-and-his-followers-call-him-ProphetTacoma Lovehttps://www.facebook.com/FlappityFlapPodcast/photos/a.162057728761132/223092425990995/Athletes Making Funny Faceshttps://www.facebook.com/FlappityFlapPodcast/photos/a.162057728761132/223095895990648/https://thefw.com/olympic-diving-funny-faces/2021-01-051h 13Flappity Flap040 - Hands Off My Belly Button!Brandon and Sarah revisit a favorite topic by exploring a strange phobia they just discovered: omphalophobia, or a fear of belly buttons. They share funny - and sometimes disturbing - posts by people struggling with the affliction. They also read out entertaining Trump tweets and responses, share their wishes for the new year, and talk about an exciting new addition to the family! (It’s not a baby.)2020-12-291h 01Flappity Flap039 - Ranking Christmas FoodBrandon and Sarah rank different categories of Christmas comestibles, including cookies, pies, candy, and dinner items. They don’t always agree, but what’s important is that they keep the spirit of Christmas alive in their mutual hatred for frozen - or “reanimated” - strawberries.2020-12-221h 19Flappity Flap038 - Christmas MusingsBrandon and Sarah talk about their favorite Christmas traditions, memories, movies, and music, what they don’t like about Christmas, and their Christmas miracle wishes.2020-12-151h 12Flappity Flap037 - The Real Story Behind Stockholm SyndromeBrandon and Sarah share the real story behind Stockholm syndrome, explore other examples of Stockholm syndrome in history, and discuss the odd references to Stockholm syndrome in "Die Hard" and "The X-Files."Former SLA Membershttps://images.app.goo.gl/xjEq9Sxh4ZMbaicW9https://images.app.goo.gl/5fzGdDC9f6DyC2yA7 2020-12-0855 minFlappity Flap036 - Weird Ingredients in Everyday ProductsBrandon and Sarah look at a bunch of weird animal and other products that have somehow ended up in our foods and other household items. Essence of beaver butt, anyone?Old Chuckyhttps://9gag.com/gag/aNgE4vvTrump leaves booby traps for Bidenwww.youtube.com/watch?v=4gG6BJSX4jw 2020-12-011h 19Flappity Flap035 - What Would Your Headstone Say?Brandon and Sarah want to know: What would your headstone say? They look at funny and interesting grave markers and try to decide what words would sum up their existence when they're laid to rest. They also ponder some deeper existential questions, discuss delicious pies of the gourd variety (there's really only one), and of course, no episode would be complete without a rant about programmers (cell phones, this time).Toilet Death Ejector - SNLhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_9BjJkqybz82020-11-241h 00Flappity Flap034 - Stuff & NonsenseBrandon and Sarah delve a little bit into politics before depressing themselves, then move onto other various and sundry topics, before ending with probably far too many “would you rathers.”2020-11-171h 31Flappity Flap033 - So Many Songs About Cheating!Brandon and Sarah talk about inconvenient erections, weird song lyrics about cheating, how waffles should be eaten, the awfulness of Yoko Ono, and frickin’ ridiculous Gucci attire and accessories you should NEVER buy.Songs:Eric Church - Like A Wrecking Ball - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2gnoMAocnbsRupert Holmes - Escape (The Pina Colada song) - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TazHNpt6OToBryan Adams - Cuts Like a Knife - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6VZhSkREYBcBryan Adams - Run to You - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nC...2020-11-031h 50Flappity Flap032 - Outrageous Deaths Through the YearsBrandon and Sarah talk about random, weird, and outrageous deaths, and try not to come across as terrible people in the process.*Sorry about the late release - we were victims of a PSPS (Public Safety Power Shutoff) which meant no power on our editing day.Thanks for your patience assuming you had some!2020-10-281h 11Flappity Flap031 - Do Hippos Have Udders?Brandon and Sarah talk about squirrel alarm clocks and Sarah’s weird OCD that almost made a family dinner awkward, they briefly get distracted by hippo nipples (otherwise known as "hipples"), and finally, they try to understand why people anthropomorphize animals and even inanimate objects (cars, boats, typewriters).Brandon's Halloween animation:https://youtu.be/ifgg1PSF1NUBaby Lunging for Foodhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X1v9pPMsJ5o2020-10-201h 19Flappity Flap030 - Monkey Musings, Spooky Shows, and Disturbing Animal AnatomyBrandon and Sarah speculate in a less than informed manner about whether monkeys and apes could still evolve in the shrinking, remote, wild places of the world. They also discuss and partially review “The Haunting of Bly Manor” (SOME SPOILERS!), and generally rip on shows that drag on for far too long. Finally, they wrap things up with some delightfully scarring facts about the reproductive habits of certain freaky creatures.Correction to Sarah’s horrible recollection (to be fair, she was just a teenager when she read the book and saw the movie): The gorillas in Michael Crichton’s “Congo...2020-10-131h 20Flappity Flap029 - "Sleepless in Seattle" is 27 Years Old!Brandon and Sarah watched “Sleepless in Seattle” 27 years after it was released. They give their take on whether it has held up over time or smells a bit moldy. But before that, they talk about gross spiders (again) and some other weird bugs, AND share about their exciting first experience guesting on another show, “Why Do We Have a Podcast,” with hosts Ant and Mike! It was great fun, and only a little bit nerve-racking. The guys were super nice and made us feel right at home. We hope you give it a listen when it’s released later this week...2020-10-061h 09Flappity Flap028 - Toys We Wanted as KidsBrandon and Sarah talk about the toys they desperately wanted as kids, Sarah barely tolerates Brandon's various bodily functions/malfunctions, and they compare corporal punishment they received as children (hint: a lot of wooden spoon talk).Peanut Butter Baby:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ikf2abb_pho2020-09-291h 20Flappity Flap027 - When Kids TV Shows Cross The LineBrandon and Sarah talk about when kids TV shows cross the line into highly adult territory, sneaking grown-up jokes and innuendos past the censors. They share hilarious - and downright shocking - examples from cartoons and live action kids shows, some of which are VERY surprising!Pee-Wee compilation, including pajama party, Cowboy Curtis' boots, Jimmy Smits' wrench, and Ms. Yvonne's horsey ride:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AfUa9w0Q05URugrats/Grandpa Lou / Three Little Pigs "Father" Portrait:https://www.gosocial.co/9-shockingly-inappropriate-moments-kids-cartoons/Rocko picks the wrong berries / Banana...2020-09-221h 00Flappity Flap026 - Final Meals on Death RowBrandon and Sarah explore inmates' final meals on death row - the weird and the scrumptious - throughout the years and across the globe, and talk about their own choices for final comestibles of the condemned.They also touch on Sarah's Halo rage, seriously atomic wedgies, how NOT to consume Advil gel capsules, and Brandon's recent clever and hilarious animations, including his latest Flappity Flap animation depicting the hosts as [shudder] clowns.(Please forgive the unusually subdued tone of this episode - we had to record late due to Sarah working OT this weekend, and...2020-09-151h 04Flappity Flap025 - What If You Had One Day To Live?Brandon and Sarah talk a lot of nonsense before getting down to the serious questions: What would you do if you had 1 month to live, 1 week to live, or 1 day to live? Their answers may surprise and disappoint you! Hint: They involve a lot of junk food.2020-09-081h 09Flappity FlapHighlights 3: Episodes 18-23Brandon and Sarah were STILL under evac due to the fires, and became separated by time and space (ok, just space) with their respective families. So instead of a new episode, you get a highlights reel from Episodes 18-23. We still think you’ll enjoy. Barring any more emergencies, we’ll be back with a new episode next week!2020-09-0132 minFlappity Flap024 - Robot Goals: Would You Upgrade a Body Part?Brandon and Sarah discuss whether they would upgrade a body part to a robotic or bionic part if they had the option, and which body parts they'd choose to upgrade. They also talk about the Ford company's use of dog-like robots like "Fluffy," and Sarah's immediate emotional attachment to the "creature." They whine about fires and evacuations, and pine for the days of non-makeshift recording set-ups.Fluffy the Robot Dog: https://www.huffpost.com/entry/fluffy-robot-ford_n_5f1f3b46c5b6945e6e3e70792020-08-2453 minFlappity Flap023 - Weird New Ways of Insulting Each OtherBrandon and Sarah ponder the age-old question: How can we find weird new ways of insulting each other? They explore creative old fashioned - and new fishy - insults and try them out on each other to see who cries first. But they also cover these intelligent and not-at-all childish topics:- Frog genitalia- Asexual snail reproduction (i.e., are snails inbred?)- What if our hands were like snail eyestalks?- The urban myth that sharks are dangerous or scary- The debate around whether or not poison oak sucks...2020-08-181h 15Flappity Flap022 - What Did We Want To Be When We Grew Up?Brandon and Sarah discuss the question, "What did we want to be when we grew up?" They talk about the silly dream careers as well as the more practical ones, how outside influences affected their paths, and any regrets they have from not quite "being what they wanted to be." Or have they become what they wanted to be when they were young? And in the midst of these heartfelt discussions, bastard poison oak rashes loom large, resulting in griping, scratching, blister popping, and a brief debate on the efficacy of the poo poo poultice.2020-08-111h 20Flappity Flap021 - Weird Phobias That Actually ExistBrandon and Sarah delve into some weird phobias that actually exist out there in the real world (apparently), talk about some weird phobias of their own on the list, and make fun of all of them equally.2020-08-041h 02Flappity Flap020 - Dumb Celebrity QuotesBrandon and Sarah talk about: dumb things celebrities have said and play a guessing game to match up which celebrity said which dumb thing; their distaste for office buzz words ("word wanking"); cultural differences with regard to courtesy; and some weird phobias. (They also continue struggling somewhat with their new mic set-up, sorry gang!)Podcast music and lyrics by Brandon and Sarah (but mostly Brandon)Tip: An apple a day keeps the mouth sounds away.Correction: “What’s the question?” might actually have been Larry King, not David Letterman, though we couldn't confirm for sure that Mr. King habitu...2020-07-281h 01Flappity Flap019 - Horror Novels & HypotheticalsBrandon and Sarah talk about hypothetical situations inspired by Stephen King’s “The Stand,” how the world broke their spirits and made them introverts, binging on prawn crackers, and their recent Foley and voice work for video games.2020-07-211h 07Flappity Flap018 - Brandon’s Making a Video Game!Brandon and Sarah talk about Sarah’s heroic rescue of a squirrel, Brandon’s awesome video game currently in development, and Chuck Norris. We also briefly review the new animated show “Crossing Swords" and continue our awkward hunt for sponsors.Links:Chuck Norris’s batch: https://images.app.goo.gl/KH6hPC3yzgU3kFx46Drunk Guy in Liquor Store: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FjTCWLjuBzQDrunk Guy Falls on Fence: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-L7YFROQ1f0"They Eat The Poo Poo" (Pastor Martin Ssempa on Homosexuality): https://www.youtube.com/watch?v...2020-07-071h 14Flappity Flap017 - Fireball!Brandon and Sarah test their new mics and dabble in ASMR, triggering the auditorily sensitive with their candy sucking antics, including the Atomic Fireball. They tackle important issues such as the Gobstopper vs. Jawbreaker debate, banana flavored sweets, Nutter Butters (yes or no?), and they nearly come to blows over the pronunciation of the name “Doherty.”2020-06-3050 minFlappity Flap016 - Keep Trump Out Of The BedroomAnother recording from the archives (well, a couple months ago). Brandon and Sarah mock Trump, Brandon shows off his Trump and Arnold impressions (31:25, 34:00, 48:00), we talk about home remedies gone wrong, our mutual dislike of David Letterman, the pros and cons of sticking certain items up our noses, and argue about whether Sarah is over caffeinated.2020-06-231h 12Flappity Flap015 - Favie Foods & Kissin' ButtsBrandon and Sarah choose which foods to live on for the rest of their lives and talk about whose butt they’d rather kiss: Donald Trump's or Kim Jung Un’s.2020-06-1645 minFlappity Flap014 - Snack AttackBrandon and Sarah get a bit prickly with each other, but it’s all in good fun (kinda) as they discuss their favorite snacks, shoving things in forbidden places, and the ethics of kickin’ slugs.2020-06-0941 minFlappity Flap013 - Ghetto Donuts & Gnarly Pounders (Oh, and Pizza)Brandon and Sarah learn why you never record on an empty stomach, as they cover pizza, treating depression with donuts (not really), pizza, other junk foods, Charlie the manic dog, pizza, horrible bathroom sprays, and pizza. (Apologies for the coughs and sniffles - we were getting over a cold.)2020-06-021h 01Flappity Flap012 - Optical ContusionsHope you don’t mind something from the archives - well, from a few months ago. Brandon and Sarah talk explosive diarrhea, horrible eye injuries, and groinal mishaps.2020-05-2739 minFlappity Flap011 - Dump LollipopsBrandon and Sarah talk about how they met, Brandon’s hatred of Michaelsoft, their mutual love of ASMR, duck vs. Dorito near death experiences, and Brandon’s unique experience with dump lollipops.2020-05-191h 15Flappity Flap010 - Scary Movies & Cool PensBrandon and Sarah critique “A Quiet Place” (spoilers!), discuss some other horror favorites, endorse a pen in the vain hope of hooking their first sponsor, and talk about their dorky animals.2020-05-0742 minFlappity FlapExtra Bits - Part 2More extra bits! Brandon and Sarah are all over the map, talking about why dealerships suck, Sarah being difficult at Starbucks, gross bugs (again), and whether ducks have fur.2020-04-2825 minFlappity FlapExtra Bits - Part 1Brandon and Sarah pluck some bits from recordings that didn't make a full episode but that we wanted to share anyway. We mostly discuss flatulence and other butt related incidents.2020-04-2712 minFlappity Flap009 - Inebriation, Mormons, & The IRSBrandon and Sarah share some drunk and high stories, speculate irresponsibly about prohibited Mormon beverages, and justifiably bash on the IRS and scammers.2020-04-2030 minFlappity Flap008 - Gaming and GoofsBrandon and Sarah talk about gaming exploits and physical mishaps. Highbrow stuff!2020-04-1539 minFlappity Flap007 - Dreams and Mr. TBrandon and Sarah explore weird dreams, judge Mr. T, and try to avoid controversy when discussing animals kept in captivity.2020-03-2733 minFlappity Flap006 - Artsy-FartsyBrandon and Sarah talk about art and then meander through some other random chatter.2020-03-2427 minFlappity Flap005 - The Gamut: Bugs, Chores, and Public DrunkennessIt's in the title. Brandon and Sarah experience podcast ADD, flitting from topic to topic, including pre-studying rituals, gross arachnids, public inebriation, and even some awkward word association.2020-03-1245 minFlappity Flap004 - Meteors and MunchablesBrandon and Sarah talk about the recent meteor scare and weird/gross foods they've eaten.2020-03-0835 minFlappity Flap003 - Domestic Bliss-tersBrandon and Sarah discuss pre-podcast crankies and their favorite cereals.2020-02-2820 minFlappity Flap002 - Pet Peeves: Part DeuxBrandon and Sarah continue discussing pet peeves and gross bodily functions, something everyone wants to hear about!2020-02-1731 minFlappity Flap001 - Pet PeevesBrandon and Sarah discuss each other's pet peeves and do a bit of fun story telling.2020-02-1029 min