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102 - Joby Pool’s Eggcellent Adventure!
Brandon and Sarah share their awe and admiration for the Englishman, Joby Pool, who stole a truck full of Cadbury Creme Eggs and almost got away with it. We just wish he’d picked a different candy. I mean, seriously. Those things are nasty.
2023-03-01
31 min
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101 - I’m Not Dead Yet!
Brandon and Sarah talk about two, count ‘em, TWO! recent stories of elderly people being erroneously declared dead by their care facilities and sent to funeral homes before the mistakes were discovered. And how the heck does a kid order $1,000 of food on Grubhub before his parents figure out the pile of takeout on their front porch is not from a charitable neighbor?!
2023-02-15
35 min
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100 - Who Poisoned My Burrito??
Brandon and Sarah advise against the abuse of food service staff while marveling that the recently poisoned Taco Bell patron in Colorado is still alive after rat poison mysteriously made its way into his burrito.And holy crap, it's our 100th episode! That's about all the celebrating we're gonna do.
2023-01-25
27 min
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099 - “The Last of Us” Is Finally Here!
Brandon and Sarah rave about Episode 1 of “The Last of Us,” the new series on HBO, adapted from one of the most awesome videogames ever. If you aren’t a fan of the game or show before you listen, we hope you will be by the end!
2023-01-18
49 min
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098 - Kiss Me, I’m a Bug (Weird Reddit Topics)
Brandon and Sarah have fun with some weird Reddit prompts, Brandon almost quits the podcast, and they find out that Brandon would [kind of] love Sarah even if she turned into a worm.
2022-12-28
38 min
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097 - Couples Counseling
Brandon and Sarah mock an online article giving stupid marital advice, and provide their own [possibly flawed] advice about how to keep a relationship crème fraîche and out of divorce court.
2022-12-07
50 min
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096 - Clowns Aren't Scary
Brandon and Sarah finish off the spoopy movie season by reviewing “IT” Chapters 1 and 2 and “It Follows.” One has clowns, one has bewbs, both have scares.*SPOILERS!!
2022-11-16
59 min
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095 - We Watched “Hereditary” - Now We Have Ulcers
Brandon and Sarah watched “Hereditary,” and it was possibly the most tense experience they’ve ever had. Listen to them process, process, process, and relive the horrifying experience together.*SPOILERS!!
2022-11-02
1h 15
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094 - Hurt Feelings: The Alan Rickman Diaries
Brandon and Sarah speculate whether the late, great Alan Rickman (aka Professor Snape aka Hans Gruber) would have really wanted his diaries published, and how it affects those left behind. Is it just a money grab? Will we ever know for sure?
2022-10-26
24 min
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093 - Our Weird Presidents (Part 2)
Brandon and Sarah finish their list of weird presidents. This time, the list includes lucky carnations, inauguration speeches turned deadly, presidential fat shaming, possum eating, and unhealthy obsessions with pets, to name just a few. What an unexpectedly wild ride it’s been!
2022-10-12
36 min
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092 - Our Weird Presidents (Part 1)
Brandon and Sarah go through a looong list of weird presidential quirks and incidents. So long, it’s going to take us 2 episodes to finish. Death by cherries and milk, swearing parrots at funerals, electricity-phobes - these guys were crazy!
2022-09-28
37 min
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091 - A Royal Conspiracy Theory
Brandon and Sarah find a troubling conspiracy theory on Twitter about the Queen’s death and run it through their own patented testing process. It checks out. Sarah watched “Holes” with Shia LaBeouf and wished she hadn’t. In the process, however, she did discover an interesting new phenomenon she calls “cringe chills.”
2022-09-21
21 min
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090 - Indiana Jones 5: Harrison’s Fjord
Brandon and Sarah talk about the next Indiana Jones movie coming out in 2023. Sarah revisits the trauma of “Indiana Jones and The Temple of Doom.” To wrap things up, they marvel at an imbecile cop in Florida who thought he could buy a grope of a minor with half a sandwich.Correction for Sarah: Harrison Ford is 80!
2022-09-14
27 min
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089 - Beef Frank Blowout
Brandon and Sarah talk about the bathroom carnage caused by Ballpark Beef Franks, and Brandon gives an unprecedented amount of detail from his experience. (Seriously, if you know him, you know he doesn’t talk poop, so it must have been BAD.)WARNING! Explicit bathroom content. Do not eat immediately before, during, or after listening to this episode.
2022-09-07
25 min
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088 - Dr. He-Hulk, DDS
Brandon and Sarah talk about Sarah’s recent dentist visit, which she barely survived; they revisit a favorite topic, morning wake-up farts, which explains Brandon’s new nickname; and Brandon describes how he was blocked by a not-even-client-yet who he may have been just a little bit rude to.
2022-08-31
43 min
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087 - Minecraft: The Warden
Brandon and Sarah (aka “Shnozzles and no nose holes, the show” - thank you, Creep Dimensions), share their terrifying experience with a Minecraft mob they haven’t encountered before, known as The Warden. Brandon also describes some Diablo moments that caused him to “snap.”Warning: Minor Spoiler!
2022-08-24
33 min
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086 - Spoopy Movies
Brandon and Sarah talk about their horrible skunk experience with Charlie the poochidingus, and then review the scary movies they’ve been watching while on hiatus at Mum’s house.Warning: SPOILERS!
2022-08-17
55 min
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085 - Spain Has the Best Benefits, Period!
Brandon and Sarah make fun of a new proposed law giving Spaniards extra days off work for their periods. Can’t they just use their siesta time for that?
2022-05-20
28 min
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084 - Unpopular Opinions
Brandon and Sarah risk some hate by sharing their unpopular opinions. Bands, food, movies - nothing’s off the table. We’d love to hear yours!
2022-05-04
34 min
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083 - Your Barber Is Not Your Therapist
Brandon and Sarah talk about the careers that experience the most emotional drain, after Sarah realizes she just laid an emotional dookie on her favorite hairdresser. Sarah discovers the magical effect Costco blueberry muffins have on her digestive system, much to Brandon’s dismay.(Sorry we’ve been away so long. Living out of suitcases at Mum’s house with 3 dogs and a squawking mini-parrot have made recording a bit challenging.)
2022-04-27
32 min
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082 - Baptism Oopsie!
Brandon and Sarah talk about the Arizona priest who made thousands of baptism boo-boos, sending countless innocent bebes to HELL. . .or at least limbo or something.(Apologies for possible sporadic episodes over the next couple of months. We’re in our own hell at the moment, prepping for the sale of our house and then out-of-state move.)
2022-02-25
44 min
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081 - Riddles in the Dark (and Tongue Twisters)
Brandon and Sarah play some baby games, trying stoopid tongue twisters and riddles for 5-year olds. Join in, and see if you can do better!Limmy trying to say "purple burglar alarm":https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AC__o1UxDl8
2022-02-04
29 min
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080 - Psycho Neighbor, Qu'est-ce Que C'est?
Brandon and Sarah vent about their recent neighbor issues and may cross the line with some violent fantasizing. Listener, be warned. (But obviously, we're joking. I mean, hopefully, it's obvious.)
2022-01-27
39 min
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079 - He Said, She Said: Germaphobia
Brandon and Sarah talk about one of the few points of contention in their relationship: germs. They also talk about Brandon’s recent fall, how physical mishaps send him into a rage and how, you know, maybe he could work on that.
2022-01-20
48 min
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077 - Brandon’s Tattoo Tales
Brandon delights us with some of his tattoo shop adventures. The most important lesson we’ve learned today? Spellcheck is your friend!
2021-12-14
32 min
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076 - Rating British Snacks
Brandon and Sarah taste and rate some seasonal snacks, including some British treats, and do their best to alienate people by chewing loudly in their ears.*We heated the mince pies in the toaster oven - they were WAY tastier!
2021-12-08
33 min
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075 - Mike Rowe Does A Dirty Job On Your Dreams
Brandon and Sarah voice their disagreement with Mike Rowe’s “life advice” in his PragerU video that’s been airing since at least 2016. Time to take it down, man!https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CVEuPmVAb8o
2021-11-30
47 min
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074 - Chris Pratt Hates Mondays
Chris Pratt is at it again, this time swiping the much coveted - maybe - role of our favorite fat feline, Garfield, in the next animated installment. Brandon and Sarah already aren’t really Pratt fans, so it’s not hard to rip him a new one (again), but he’s super rich and untouchable by us underlings, so whatever.He does do a great Essex accent, though:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Af7UD-IxzZI
2021-11-12
42 min
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073 - Rx Drug Names Are Weird
Brandon and Sarah talk about weird, misleading, or just plain fun prescription drug names, inspired by Brandon’s recent animation, “ZibaFlib Rx” (link below).https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=egAtcb3UDOk
2021-11-03
39 min
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072 - Donut Wars
Brandon and Sarah mostly talk about donuts, and why Sarah needs to keep her hands off Brandon’s maple old fashioned. In the course of the convo, they may have solved the mystery of Brandon’s recent weight gain."Little Tiny Bill" ad:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vwOCFcy_QiQ
2021-10-19
36 min
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071 - Mario Movie Casting - Why.
Brandon and Sarah share their amazing picks to voice the 2022 Super Mario Bros. movie characters, although Sarah can’t quite seem to keep her eye on the ball, and keeps casting the next live action feature. Ah, well.- Tom Cruise on “Spitting Image”https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kxdvSViAb3w - Michael Clark Duncan, not Michael Kirk Duncan, duh.- If you want to see the helpful illustrations.https://www.womenshealthmag.com/sex-and-love/a19907142/crazy-sex-positions/
2021-09-28
40 min
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068 - Bridal Showers: They’re The Worst
Brandon and Sarah try out some creative excuses to get Sarah out of an upcoming bridal shower, brainstorm some unique and offensive bridal gifts, and discover a shared loathing of fabric stores.
2021-08-25
34 min
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067 - Our Favorite New Show: “Midnight Diner”
Brandon and Sarah talk about the Japanese show they discovered on Netflix, “Midnight Diner,” salivate over Brandon’s recent successful attempt at making onigiri, and Sarah tries to trick the bashful Brandon into saying a few Japanese words.*SPOILERS!!
2021-08-17
35 min
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066 - Wacky Olympic Events
Brandon and Sarah look at weird - and mostly discontinued - Olympic events throughout the years. We’re talking Tug of War, Poodle Trimming, and yes, even Solo Synchronized Swimming.Olympic Trampoline Failhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9RBXEw_hVtsRichard Watterson Race Walking - The Amazing World of Gumballhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QlWzpdNmXxM
2021-08-10
44 min
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065 - Losing Pets & Our New Netflix Obsession
Brandon and Sarah discuss the heartbreak of losing beloved pets, and cheer up in the second half of the episode to share their latest obsession, the Netflix survival reality show, “Alone.”We apologize for not uploading last week. Sarah’s new job is requiring some adjustment with regard to scheduling and timing. Please bear with us as we figure things out!
2021-08-03
40 min
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064 - Sleepy Farts & Other Adventures
Brandon and Sarah start the episode off with a [pfft!] bang, and then recap their recent trip to Oregon and the various shenanigans they got up to. Hotel soap mishaps, explosive diarrhea, and leaky ceilings reminiscent of Tom Hanks’ “Money Pit” are just a few of the exciting highlights.
2021-07-21
47 min
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063 - We Talk About Addiction
Brandon and Sarah explore the topic of addiction based on their own personal experiences, and Sarah gripes about her withdrawal from caffeine and her precious “crack” tea, PG Tips (not a sponsor).
2021-07-13
48 min
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062 - Evil-Sounding Celebrity Names
Brandon and Sarah come up with some celebrity names they think sound truly evil, ruining some innocent reputations in the process. Tune in and play along!
2021-06-24
42 min
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061 - How Well Does Brandon Know SpongeBob?
Sarah tests Brandon to determine whether he’s a SpongeBob savant by showing him random stills from the show and seeing if he can identify the episode. No pressure, Brandon!(Sorry about the missed episode last week - Brandon's had a chronic cough and needed to rest his lungs and vocal cords.)
2021-06-15
1h 04
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060 - What The Heck Is ASMR?
Brandon and Sarah try to explain ASMR (autonomous sensory meridian response) and why it’s so cool, even though a lot of people think it’s weird. Give it a try! You might find that it soothes your anxiety and improves your sleep.Some of our favorite videos:ASMR Magichttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aHwl-TQK84M&t=1092shttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O45h00dHFEoASMR Bakerhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=odPP4ARaIlsMassage ASMRhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sdqV...
2021-06-01
29 min
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059 - Badass Female Film & TV Characters
Brandon and Sarah risk the ire of strident feminists everywhere by discussing why they: hated “Captain Marvel,” find Brie Larson insufferable, and generally lament the feminist Hollywood reboots of late. On the flip side, they list their respective favorites throughout the years for strong leading ladies.- Brandon’s recent animation.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rSLt7TXSGRc - Benedict Cumberbatch fails at saying “penguin.”https://youtu.be/9GHPNKUMf70?t=198
2021-05-25
1h 07
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058 - Mispronounce Much?
Brandon and Sarah talk about commonly mispronounced words, and there are MANY. To make themselves seem less snobby, though, they share some of their own pronunciation blunders, and boy, are they embarrassing! We’d love to hear about words you struggle with, so we can all point and laugh at each other equitably.
2021-05-19
48 min
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057 - “The Expanse”: Sexual Misconduct and Casting Issues
Brandon and Sarah talk about Cas Anvar, aka Rocinante pilot Alex Kamal, and the sexual misconduct accusations that got him booted from “The Expanse,” and their disappointment in the recasting of the character Arjun Avasarala from Brian George to Michael Benyaer. Despite the scandals and casting issues, the show is majorly binge-worthy!**SPOILER ALERT!!
2021-05-11
38 min
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054 - Planned Obsolescence: Apple, Nintendo, & Others
Apple does it, Nintendo has been doing it for longer than you think, and Henry-effing-Ford did it. Brandon and Sarah discuss what seems to be a norm now across many industries: planned obsolescence. It’s gross, it’s dishonest, it’s wasteful, and it hurts consumers. But many businesses seem to think it’s necessary. What’s the solution?
2021-04-20
1h 07
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053 - Brandon Watches “Top Gun” For The First Time!
Sarah made Brandon watch the 80s classic, “Top Gun.” Brandon didn’t hate it like Sarah thought he might, but he did NOT appreciate the 80s synth music, the greased up volleyball scene, or the overdone tonguetactular love scene, and they nearly came to blows when Sarah forced him to sit through the ending credits and Cheap Trick’s “Mighty Wings.”Apologies for the super late release this week. We have had one HELL of a week for computer issues.
2021-04-09
59 min
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052 - Brandon & Sarah's Top 5 Song Lists
Brandon and Sarah talk about their choices for top 5 (or so) songs, some of the history and drama behind the songs and videos, and as usual, they embark on some interesting tangents.UB40 - “Red, Red Wine”https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zXt56MB-3vcUlfulz - “Wasurechimae - omoidase”https://youtu.be/4hz_RZV4Z9Y Van Morrison - “Into the Mystic”https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_6r2P4W9YogWeen - “Happy Colored Marbles”https://youtu.be/p4MnPORRfxw U2 - “Mysterious Ways...
2021-03-30
1h 08
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051 - We Watched “Alien!”
Brandon and Sarah watch and critique “Alien,” the original film of the franchise, directed by Ridley Scott. It was basically Brandon’s first time watching, since if he has seen it before, he’s basically forgotten it. Listen to find out if he thinks it holds up after 41 years!Sarah going for the “my bad” Trifecta:Claes Bang is actually a Danish actor and musician.Dolly Wells is actually an English actress (born in Merton, London, England as Dorothy Perpetua Gatacre).“Jaws” was actually released in 1975.Funny “Mother” coverhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lzleKr06pPQ
2021-03-23
1h 35
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050 - Herbert Alford v. Hertz: Wrongfully Imprisoned for 5 Years!
Brandon and Sarah talk about Herbert Alford, a man wrongfully convicted of murder and imprisoned for almost 5 years due to the failure of The Hertz Corporation to respond to subpoenas in his criminal case. Hertz failed to produce the receipt for a rental car transaction on the day of the murder which would have shown Alford could not have committed the crime.If you want to view the Motion for Relief from Automatic Stay filed by Herbert Alford in the case against Hertz, which attaches various of the documents referenced in this episode, including the Hertz receipt...
2021-03-16
1h 26
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049 - Ghislaine Maxwell: Who Is This Woman??
Brandon and Sarah discuss Ghislaine Maxwell, Jeffrey Epstein’s best friend, confidante, and co-abuser for years. Who is she, where did she come from, and why did she do the terrible things she did alongside Epstein? We also talk some about Prince Andrew and his involvement in the sex trafficking carried out by Epstein and Maxwell, and we discuss some of the victims - including Virginia Roberts Giuffre - and how they were tragically robbed of their chance to finally see Epstein brought to justice.
2021-03-09
1h 31
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048 - We Watched “Wild Bill” - Snarky Rob Lowe Is The Best!
Brandon and Sarah watched the comedy/drama series, “Wild Bill,” starring Rob Lowe, and we have never liked him better. We break the show down a bit, share our favorite quotes, and explain why, sadly, there won’t be more episodes. Rob Lowe seems in his element here - we REALLY enjoyed watching him give it right back to some snotty Brits, and unfortunately, we may have gone off on a tangent on that topic.**Warning: Spoilers!Apologies for our week’s absence. Persistent technical issues with Sarah’s Mac prevented us from recording during that time.
2021-03-02
1h 02
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047 - Bloodsucking Parasites and the People Who Love Them
Did you know mosquitos are pollinators? Did you know ticks are an important indicator of the health of an ecosystem? Do you care? Probably not, because they are both still disgusting. Nevertheless, Brandon and Sarah do their best to make you hate them just a LITTLE bit less by revealing their very bestest qualities. Listen and learn!*Sarah called Jill Biden Mrs. Biden, but she really did mean to call her Dr. Biden!Mosquito Larvae: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j_51M8ewQWM
2021-02-16
1h 01
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046 - What Does The Future Hold?
Brandon and Sarah talk about possible future inventions they’re excited or hopeful for, like teleportation (no flies, please), self-driving cars, widely accessible lab-grown meat, and for Brandon, just cooler video games.- The wormhole book: The Light of Other Days by Stephen Baxter, based on a synopsis by Arthur C. Clarke.
2021-02-09
1h 03
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045 - Alan Tudyk Is Awesome: “Resident Alien” Edition
Brandon and Sarah watched the pilot episode of “Resident Alien,” the SyFy Network’s new comedy/drama starring a mutual favorite, Alan Tudyk. We recite the funniest quotes, share our favorite moments, and basically just gush about the star of the show. Tune in to see how we each rate the show so far!**Warning: Spoilers!
2021-02-02
1h 08
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044 - Mystery on the High Seas: What Happened on the Mary Celeste?
Brandon and Sarah discuss the unsolved mystery of the Mary Celeste, the derelict ship found in 1872 off the coast of the Azores. Was there a mutiny? Was she attacked by a giant sea monster? Was she attacked by pirates? The world may never know.
2021-01-26
1h 06
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043 - Inside the Podcasters Studio
Brandon and Sarah try an “Inside the Actors Studio” format, posing James Lipton’s famous end-of-interview questions to each other. Brandon stubbornly refuses to tell us what turns him on, but almost as good, we find out what turns him off!(Sorry for the late release - technical difficulties!)“Inside the Actors Studio” - Ralph Fiennes (and my sister)https://www.bilibili.com/video/av2233456/Nose Whistlinghttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FnxhLl5LnKM
2021-01-20
1h 25
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042 - How Many Toilet Seats Can You Break With Your Head?
Brandon and Sarah share some of the craziest Guinness World Records they’ve found, including turlet busting by head, Jell-o consumption with chopsticks, speedy assembling of Mr. Potato Heads, and MORE! We’d love to hear your favorites.Most Hugs in a Minute (ok, rewatching, and it looks fairly fast):https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xToocOKP9JgEating Jell-O with Chopstickshttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V3sWh8TummYHeadbutting Turlets:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l_QYRMNpvvgHeadbutting Coconutshttps://www.youtube.com/watc...
2021-01-12
1h 02
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041 - Crazy Competitions Around the World
Brandon and Sarah explore the wacky world of competitive shin kicking and similar contests of questionable wisdom and origin. They also cover why Japanese vehicles are superior, why Bubble Bass from Sponge Bob is a POS, and why dog anuses should not be allowed on the bed.Jared Leto’s culthttps://www.rawmusictv.com/article/2019/Jared-Leto-has-started-a-CULT-on-an-island-and-his-followers-call-him-ProphetTacoma Lovehttps://www.facebook.com/FlappityFlapPodcast/photos/a.162057728761132/223092425990995/Athletes Making Funny Faceshttps://www.facebook.com/FlappityFlapPodcast/photos/a.162057728761132/223095895990648/https://thefw.com/olympic-diving-funny-faces/
2021-01-05
1h 13
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040 - Hands Off My Belly Button!
Brandon and Sarah revisit a favorite topic by exploring a strange phobia they just discovered: omphalophobia, or a fear of belly buttons. They share funny - and sometimes disturbing - posts by people struggling with the affliction. They also read out entertaining Trump tweets and responses, share their wishes for the new year, and talk about an exciting new addition to the family! (It’s not a baby.)
2020-12-29
1h 01
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039 - Ranking Christmas Food
Brandon and Sarah rank different categories of Christmas comestibles, including cookies, pies, candy, and dinner items. They don’t always agree, but what’s important is that they keep the spirit of Christmas alive in their mutual hatred for frozen - or “reanimated” - strawberries.
2020-12-22
1h 19
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038 - Christmas Musings
Brandon and Sarah talk about their favorite Christmas traditions, memories, movies, and music, what they don’t like about Christmas, and their Christmas miracle wishes.
2020-12-15
1h 12
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037 - The Real Story Behind Stockholm Syndrome
Brandon and Sarah share the real story behind Stockholm syndrome, explore other examples of Stockholm syndrome in history, and discuss the odd references to Stockholm syndrome in "Die Hard" and "The X-Files."Former SLA Membershttps://images.app.goo.gl/xjEq9Sxh4ZMbaicW9https://images.app.goo.gl/5fzGdDC9f6DyC2yA7
2020-12-08
55 min
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036 - Weird Ingredients in Everyday Products
Brandon and Sarah look at a bunch of weird animal and other products that have somehow ended up in our foods and other household items. Essence of beaver butt, anyone?Old Chuckyhttps://9gag.com/gag/aNgE4vvTrump leaves booby traps for Bidenwww.youtube.com/watch?v=4gG6BJSX4jw
2020-12-01
1h 19
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035 - What Would Your Headstone Say?
Brandon and Sarah want to know: What would your headstone say? They look at funny and interesting grave markers and try to decide what words would sum up their existence when they're laid to rest. They also ponder some deeper existential questions, discuss delicious pies of the gourd variety (there's really only one), and of course, no episode would be complete without a rant about programmers (cell phones, this time).Toilet Death Ejector - SNLhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_9BjJkqybz8
2020-11-24
1h 00
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034 - Stuff & Nonsense
Brandon and Sarah delve a little bit into politics before depressing themselves, then move onto other various and sundry topics, before ending with probably far too many “would you rathers.”
2020-11-17
1h 31
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033 - So Many Songs About Cheating!
Brandon and Sarah talk about inconvenient erections, weird song lyrics about cheating, how waffles should be eaten, the awfulness of Yoko Ono, and frickin’ ridiculous Gucci attire and accessories you should NEVER buy.Songs:Eric Church - Like A Wrecking Ball - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2gnoMAocnbsRupert Holmes - Escape (The Pina Colada song) - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TazHNpt6OToBryan Adams - Cuts Like a Knife - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6VZhSkREYBcBryan Adams - Run to You - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nC...
2020-11-03
1h 50
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032 - Outrageous Deaths Through the Years
Brandon and Sarah talk about random, weird, and outrageous deaths, and try not to come across as terrible people in the process.*Sorry about the late release - we were victims of a PSPS (Public Safety Power Shutoff) which meant no power on our editing day.Thanks for your patience assuming you had some!
2020-10-28
1h 11
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031 - Do Hippos Have Udders?
Brandon and Sarah talk about squirrel alarm clocks and Sarah’s weird OCD that almost made a family dinner awkward, they briefly get distracted by hippo nipples (otherwise known as "hipples"), and finally, they try to understand why people anthropomorphize animals and even inanimate objects (cars, boats, typewriters).Brandon's Halloween animation:https://youtu.be/ifgg1PSF1NUBaby Lunging for Foodhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X1v9pPMsJ5o
2020-10-20
1h 19
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030 - Monkey Musings, Spooky Shows, and Disturbing Animal Anatomy
Brandon and Sarah speculate in a less than informed manner about whether monkeys and apes could still evolve in the shrinking, remote, wild places of the world. They also discuss and partially review “The Haunting of Bly Manor” (SOME SPOILERS!), and generally rip on shows that drag on for far too long. Finally, they wrap things up with some delightfully scarring facts about the reproductive habits of certain freaky creatures.Correction to Sarah’s horrible recollection (to be fair, she was just a teenager when she read the book and saw the movie): The gorillas in Michael Crichton’s “Congo...
2020-10-13
1h 20
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029 - "Sleepless in Seattle" is 27 Years Old!
Brandon and Sarah watched “Sleepless in Seattle” 27 years after it was released. They give their take on whether it has held up over time or smells a bit moldy. But before that, they talk about gross spiders (again) and some other weird bugs, AND share about their exciting first experience guesting on another show, “Why Do We Have a Podcast,” with hosts Ant and Mike! It was great fun, and only a little bit nerve-racking. The guys were super nice and made us feel right at home. We hope you give it a listen when it’s released later this week...
2020-10-06
1h 09
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028 - Toys We Wanted as Kids
Brandon and Sarah talk about the toys they desperately wanted as kids, Sarah barely tolerates Brandon's various bodily functions/malfunctions, and they compare corporal punishment they received as children (hint: a lot of wooden spoon talk).Peanut Butter Baby:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ikf2abb_pho
2020-09-29
1h 20
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027 - When Kids TV Shows Cross The Line
Brandon and Sarah talk about when kids TV shows cross the line into highly adult territory, sneaking grown-up jokes and innuendos past the censors. They share hilarious - and downright shocking - examples from cartoons and live action kids shows, some of which are VERY surprising!Pee-Wee compilation, including pajama party, Cowboy Curtis' boots, Jimmy Smits' wrench, and Ms. Yvonne's horsey ride:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AfUa9w0Q05URugrats/Grandpa Lou / Three Little Pigs "Father" Portrait:https://www.gosocial.co/9-shockingly-inappropriate-moments-kids-cartoons/Rocko picks the wrong berries / Banana...
2020-09-22
1h 00
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026 - Final Meals on Death Row
Brandon and Sarah explore inmates' final meals on death row - the weird and the scrumptious - throughout the years and across the globe, and talk about their own choices for final comestibles of the condemned.They also touch on Sarah's Halo rage, seriously atomic wedgies, how NOT to consume Advil gel capsules, and Brandon's recent clever and hilarious animations, including his latest Flappity Flap animation depicting the hosts as [shudder] clowns.(Please forgive the unusually subdued tone of this episode - we had to record late due to Sarah working OT this weekend, and...
2020-09-15
1h 04
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025 - What If You Had One Day To Live?
Brandon and Sarah talk a lot of nonsense before getting down to the serious questions: What would you do if you had 1 month to live, 1 week to live, or 1 day to live? Their answers may surprise and disappoint you! Hint: They involve a lot of junk food.
2020-09-08
1h 09
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Highlights 3: Episodes 18-23
Brandon and Sarah were STILL under evac due to the fires, and became separated by time and space (ok, just space) with their respective families. So instead of a new episode, you get a highlights reel from Episodes 18-23. We still think you’ll enjoy. Barring any more emergencies, we’ll be back with a new episode next week!
2020-09-01
32 min
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024 - Robot Goals: Would You Upgrade a Body Part?
Brandon and Sarah discuss whether they would upgrade a body part to a robotic or bionic part if they had the option, and which body parts they'd choose to upgrade. They also talk about the Ford company's use of dog-like robots like "Fluffy," and Sarah's immediate emotional attachment to the "creature." They whine about fires and evacuations, and pine for the days of non-makeshift recording set-ups.Fluffy the Robot Dog: https://www.huffpost.com/entry/fluffy-robot-ford_n_5f1f3b46c5b6945e6e3e7079
2020-08-24
53 min
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023 - Weird New Ways of Insulting Each Other
Brandon and Sarah ponder the age-old question: How can we find weird new ways of insulting each other? They explore creative old fashioned - and new fishy - insults and try them out on each other to see who cries first. But they also cover these intelligent and not-at-all childish topics:- Frog genitalia- Asexual snail reproduction (i.e., are snails inbred?)- What if our hands were like snail eyestalks?- The urban myth that sharks are dangerous or scary- The debate around whether or not poison oak sucks...
2020-08-18
1h 15
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022 - What Did We Want To Be When We Grew Up?
Brandon and Sarah discuss the question, "What did we want to be when we grew up?" They talk about the silly dream careers as well as the more practical ones, how outside influences affected their paths, and any regrets they have from not quite "being what they wanted to be." Or have they become what they wanted to be when they were young? And in the midst of these heartfelt discussions, bastard poison oak rashes loom large, resulting in griping, scratching, blister popping, and a brief debate on the efficacy of the poo poo poultice.
2020-08-11
1h 20
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021 - Weird Phobias That Actually Exist
Brandon and Sarah delve into some weird phobias that actually exist out there in the real world (apparently), talk about some weird phobias of their own on the list, and make fun of all of them equally.
2020-08-04
1h 02
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020 - Dumb Celebrity Quotes
Brandon and Sarah talk about: dumb things celebrities have said and play a guessing game to match up which celebrity said which dumb thing; their distaste for office buzz words ("word wanking"); cultural differences with regard to courtesy; and some weird phobias. (They also continue struggling somewhat with their new mic set-up, sorry gang!)Podcast music and lyrics by Brandon and Sarah (but mostly Brandon)Tip: An apple a day keeps the mouth sounds away.Correction: “What’s the question?” might actually have been Larry King, not David Letterman, though we couldn't confirm for sure that Mr. King habitu...
2020-07-28
1h 01
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019 - Horror Novels & Hypotheticals
Brandon and Sarah talk about hypothetical situations inspired by Stephen King’s “The Stand,” how the world broke their spirits and made them introverts, binging on prawn crackers, and their recent Foley and voice work for video games.
2020-07-21
1h 07
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018 - Brandon’s Making a Video Game!
Brandon and Sarah talk about Sarah’s heroic rescue of a squirrel, Brandon’s awesome video game currently in development, and Chuck Norris. We also briefly review the new animated show “Crossing Swords" and continue our awkward hunt for sponsors.Links:Chuck Norris’s batch: https://images.app.goo.gl/KH6hPC3yzgU3kFx46Drunk Guy in Liquor Store: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FjTCWLjuBzQDrunk Guy Falls on Fence: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-L7YFROQ1f0"They Eat The Poo Poo" (Pastor Martin Ssempa on Homosexuality): https://www.youtube.com/watch?v...
2020-07-07
1h 14
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017 - Fireball!
Brandon and Sarah test their new mics and dabble in ASMR, triggering the auditorily sensitive with their candy sucking antics, including the Atomic Fireball. They tackle important issues such as the Gobstopper vs. Jawbreaker debate, banana flavored sweets, Nutter Butters (yes or no?), and they nearly come to blows over the pronunciation of the name “Doherty.”
2020-06-30
50 min
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016 - Keep Trump Out Of The Bedroom
Another recording from the archives (well, a couple months ago). Brandon and Sarah mock Trump, Brandon shows off his Trump and Arnold impressions (31:25, 34:00, 48:00), we talk about home remedies gone wrong, our mutual dislike of David Letterman, the pros and cons of sticking certain items up our noses, and argue about whether Sarah is over caffeinated.
2020-06-23
1h 12
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015 - Favie Foods & Kissin' Butts
Brandon and Sarah choose which foods to live on for the rest of their lives and talk about whose butt they’d rather kiss: Donald Trump's or Kim Jung Un’s.
2020-06-16
45 min
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014 - Snack Attack
Brandon and Sarah get a bit prickly with each other, but it’s all in good fun (kinda) as they discuss their favorite snacks, shoving things in forbidden places, and the ethics of kickin’ slugs.
2020-06-09
41 min
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013 - Ghetto Donuts & Gnarly Pounders (Oh, and Pizza)
Brandon and Sarah learn why you never record on an empty stomach, as they cover pizza, treating depression with donuts (not really), pizza, other junk foods, Charlie the manic dog, pizza, horrible bathroom sprays, and pizza. (Apologies for the coughs and sniffles - we were getting over a cold.)
2020-06-02
1h 01
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012 - Optical Contusions
Hope you don’t mind something from the archives - well, from a few months ago. Brandon and Sarah talk explosive diarrhea, horrible eye injuries, and groinal mishaps.
2020-05-27
39 min
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011 - Dump Lollipops
Brandon and Sarah talk about how they met, Brandon’s hatred of Michaelsoft, their mutual love of ASMR, duck vs. Dorito near death experiences, and Brandon’s unique experience with dump lollipops.
2020-05-19
1h 15
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010 - Scary Movies & Cool Pens
Brandon and Sarah critique “A Quiet Place” (spoilers!), discuss some other horror favorites, endorse a pen in the vain hope of hooking their first sponsor, and talk about their dorky animals.
2020-05-07
42 min
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Extra Bits - Part 2
More extra bits! Brandon and Sarah are all over the map, talking about why dealerships suck, Sarah being difficult at Starbucks, gross bugs (again), and whether ducks have fur.
2020-04-28
25 min
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Extra Bits - Part 1
Brandon and Sarah pluck some bits from recordings that didn't make a full episode but that we wanted to share anyway. We mostly discuss flatulence and other butt related incidents.
2020-04-27
12 min
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009 - Inebriation, Mormons, & The IRS
Brandon and Sarah share some drunk and high stories, speculate irresponsibly about prohibited Mormon beverages, and justifiably bash on the IRS and scammers.
2020-04-20
30 min
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008 - Gaming and Goofs
Brandon and Sarah talk about gaming exploits and physical mishaps. Highbrow stuff!
2020-04-15
39 min
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007 - Dreams and Mr. T
Brandon and Sarah explore weird dreams, judge Mr. T, and try to avoid controversy when discussing animals kept in captivity.
2020-03-27
33 min
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006 - Artsy-Fartsy
Brandon and Sarah talk about art and then meander through some other random chatter.
2020-03-24
27 min
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005 - The Gamut: Bugs, Chores, and Public Drunkenness
It's in the title. Brandon and Sarah experience podcast ADD, flitting from topic to topic, including pre-studying rituals, gross arachnids, public inebriation, and even some awkward word association.
2020-03-12
45 min
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004 - Meteors and Munchables
Brandon and Sarah talk about the recent meteor scare and weird/gross foods they've eaten.
2020-03-08
35 min
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003 - Domestic Bliss-ters
Brandon and Sarah discuss pre-podcast crankies and their favorite cereals.
2020-02-28
20 min
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002 - Pet Peeves: Part Deux
Brandon and Sarah continue discussing pet peeves and gross bodily functions, something everyone wants to hear about!
2020-02-17
31 min
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001 - Pet Peeves
Brandon and Sarah discuss each other's pet peeves and do a bit of fun story telling.
2020-02-10
29 min