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The Kids Are AsleepIntentional & GrowthBrennon and Abbey talk about the true meaning of Christmas while their kids are not sleeping. Words, White Lotus, and more in this hilarious episode of The Kids Are Asleep.
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Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/the-kids-are-asleep/message2022-12-3055 minThe Kids Are AsleepHAPPY CRAPPY CHRISTMAS aka THANKSGIVINGThanksgiving is basically Christmas but without presents. Listen to Abbey & Brennon talk about it.
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Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/the-kids-are-asleep/message2022-11-241h 01The Kids Are AsleepZipper Merging & F***, Marry, KillThe Kids are Asleep is a podcast about a group of friends who decide to spend the summer overnight at an abandoned abbey. While there, they discover the abbey is haunted by the ghost of a nun who died in a fire. The friends must try to free the nun's ghost from the haunted abbey before the summer ends.
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Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod...2022-11-1556 minThe Kids Are AsleepButterfingers & Jinx UniverseAbbey and Brennon argue if Butterfingers are a suitable meal replacement. Plus, story time with Brennon & why he wants everyone to listen to his buddy’s Jinx Universe album “Make It Look Good.”
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Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/the-kids-are-asleep/message2022-10-2940 min
The Kids Are AsleepMariners & MarathonsAbbey and Brennon talk about the Mariners ending their playoff drought, caramel apples, marathoning in Los Angeles & tackle the question of how long they would wait to date if the other died!
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Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/the-kids-are-asleep/message2022-10-0655 minThe Kids Are AsleepWelcome to Relaunch!Welcome to the Relaunch of The Kids Are Asleep! Abbey and Brennon are back! Get a sneak peek of our basic ass conversations & why we are re-starting the podcast. We catch everyone up on what we’ve been up to, talk about the content we’ve been consuming & Brennon serenades everyone with a little bit of Keith Sweat. 🎶
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Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/the-kids-are-asleep/message2022-09-191h 03
The Kids Are AsleepBud Light Next & AnniversariesBeignets, Bud Light Next, Twenty songs from the last twenty years, and some chit chat
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Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/the-kids-are-asleep/message2022-03-271h 16The Kids Are AsleepMadam Helen Mirren & Valentines DayThis week we talk Valentine’s Day facts and fails, gift explainers, and our SuperBowl anticipations.
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Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/the-kids-are-asleep/message2022-02-171h 11The Kids Are AsleepDrake & Hot SauceThis week we talk about Netflix's Ozark, our love languages, hardest part of being parents & dealing with COVID. Enjoy!
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Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/the-kids-are-asleep/message2022-02-071h 04The Kids Are AsleepBirthday Boy & SuccessionWe kickoff 2022 with our newest favorite TV family, the Roys from Succession, in this episode. Plus, we celebrate Brennon's birthday with some questions from friends & family. Enjoy!
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Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/the-kids-are-asleep/message2022-01-101h 01The Kids Are AsleepMariah Carey & Christmas MusicLet’s catch up on putting the kids to sleep, our recent California adventure, media consumption plans and patterns, and obviously some Christmas-themed games. Happy Holidays!
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Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/the-kids-are-asleep/message2021-12-221h 17The Kids Are AsleepDave Grohl & WWIIWe're back for the 32nd episode of The Kids Are Asleep! In this episode Abbey gets schooled, Brennon isn't as smart as he thinks he is, & we answer more listener questions in the second edition of Amber Assks'.
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Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/the-kids-are-asleep/message2021-11-1159 minThe Kids Are AsleepBritney Spears & Squid GameWe’re here with our same basic selves. We are talking tv, podcasts, office bathroom adventures, and of course, a little BTS. We also play a few games again! So maybe we’re really back this time?
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Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/the-kids-are-asleep/message2021-10-121h 14
The Kids Are AsleepEd Sheeran & Shure SM7B'sWe're back for real this time! This week we're testing out $400 mics, talking about our memories of Kindergarten & our 2nd favorite red-headed Brit, Ed Sheeran. Enjoy!
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Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/the-kids-are-asleep/message2021-09-2136 minThe Kids Are AsleepPaul Rudd & Broken MartinisWe’re back… again! In this episode we cry, reminisce, sing, celebrate special occasions & break Martini glasses.
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Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/the-kids-are-asleep/message2021-08-051h 26The Kids Are AsleepBackstreet Boys & BenniferWe’re back! We’ve got some scoop and long winded tv recommendations and taste tests and mild arguing and games and it’s pretty medium but should suffice for a quick fix before we hit ya again next week and do better :)
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Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/the-kids-are-asleep/message2021-06-091h 15The Kids Are AsleepR. Kelly and BoogersAbbey and Brennon are in good spirits and ready to talk about being hip and eating boogers. Abbey’s game is weirdsies, but Brennon brings back a favorite with guess this song! Technical difficulties mean an abrupt ending, but a perfectly brief show to get your fill of these fools for the week.
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Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/the-kids-are-asleep/message2021-04-2957 minThe Kids Are AsleepSam Hunt & WipingAbbey is the Mom of the year even though she makes fat free deviled eggs, Brennon loves the Zags and doesn’t know the bad news yet, we solve the age-old debate about why boys can’t wipe and girls can (it’s not hair) and if you stick around you’ll hear a very cringey Hamilton song that Abbey is entirely delusional about.
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Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/the-kids-are-asleep/message2021-04-151h 11The Kids Are AsleepJohn Legend & ShartingAbbey and Brennon take a little lovers trip down memory lane and it’s ADORABLE. We’re up to the usual shenanigans and are fairly well behaved with no PQs and nothing wet or dry. Plus Brennon comes up with a new fun idea and it’s gonna be a good time.
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Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/the-kids-are-asleep/message2021-04-051h 18The Kids Are AsleepMasego & PQsRob Lowe is still terrible and Dax is still great, PQ talk comes into play and makes everyone uncomfortable (hint, Q stands for quiver), Abbey has an uncanny ability to nail down celeb relationship dates, and the Poynor toilet roll situation is put on full blast. Also, Brennon should have known that Abbey has NEVER listened to Coldplay.
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Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/the-kids-are-asleep/message2021-03-261h 06The Kids Are AsleepMegxit & Little BigPrince Harry is adorbs, Woody Allen is super gross. Brennon might confront a 5-year-old. Abbey knows some music, but also learns some. Whitney and Beyoncé crush Dolly and Reba. Brennon needs to perfect the social distance selfie for when he runs into Dax and Marc Maron in the Hollywood Hills and it’s all coo coo.
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Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/the-kids-are-asleep/message2021-03-171h 13The Kids Are AsleepViggo Mortensen & Family FeudBack to basics over here with weekly media updates and game night Poynor style... we’ve got love triangles and bean blasters and music sound bites... It’s a good time.
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Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/the-kids-are-asleep/message2021-03-041h 05The Kids Are AsleepRobert Downey & The B-52’sAbbey gets out of the house! And engages with people! And thinks Robert Downey Jr is a “Loser Nerd”. Brennon stages a clickbait takeover and is ready to brawl over the validity of HIS list. We have TWO new segments, one of which requires you to listen to Brennon eat chips for 5 minutes, but the other gets us woke on some new tunes.
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Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/the-kids-are-asleep/message2021-02-261h 09The Kids Are AsleepBoston Rob & Montell JordanAbbey discovers Survivor & her new celebrity crush, Rob Mariano. Brennon talks to celebs & we play an epic game of F***, Marry or Kill – but you have to power through (or fast forward through) A LOT of Survivor talk to get there. Sorry, not sorry.
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Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/the-kids-are-asleep/message2021-02-161h 28The Kids Are AsleepJustin Timberlake & ScrubsAbbey sobs, slurs, looks tired AF & needs Botox. Brennon re-discovers Survivor slays some movie trivia and loves Abbey’s tired eyes and giant face. We both butcher TLC’s Scrubs in a way only Sunday Funday Poynors could do.
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Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/the-kids-are-asleep/message2021-02-0552 minThe Kids Are AsleepTiger Woods & High School MoviesAbbey issues a warning on a bad podcast episode (Sean Hayes sucks), cares more about Tiger’s sexy scandal than his golf, and just can’t be Kyle Chandler’s daughter on Friday Night Lights. Brennon reminds us that we have a new president, maintains his extra level of knowledge and opinions on nostalgic high-school movies, and thinks he is Brandon Walsh.
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Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/the-kids-are-asleep/message2021-01-2858 minThe Kids Are AsleepLeonardo DiCaprio & Hop WaterWe confirm that Happy Meals make kids happy, we think Hop water could you millions, we find out more about the world’s greatest golfer (Tiger, obvi), we consider doing “Leo February” and Ivy is making neighbor goals happen one shitty craft project at a time.
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Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/the-kids-are-asleep/message2021-01-2253 minThe Kids Are AsleepBLACKPINK & Spelling BeesWe celebrate our favorite Capricorn man with WISE WISE words from Linda Goodman (IYKYK), we learn how to spell, we dish a little on K-pop’s coolest ladies, we ditch serenity for happiness and we finally try circus peanuts and it’s v exciting!
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Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/the-kids-are-asleep/message2021-01-1558 minThe Kids Are AsleepJohn Mayer & MeditatingBuckle up, because 2021 Abbey is KIND and we’re here for it. But she also hates volunteering and is still up to all her misbehavior, so we’re fine. Brennon stages a mutiny on a very heated clickbait round, and can still not say “Loyola”. We introduce a fun new segment that is very healthy and inspiring and we’re all gonna win. We also let the kids watch a lot of weird YouTube and adult sitcoms, so we’re still super cute.
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Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/the-kids-are-asleep/message2021-01-061h 21The Kids Are AsleepMichelle Rodriguez & SWASSAfter re-hashing a fantastic Christmas, Abbey brings it back to basics with some weirdsy celeb couples, Brennon goes deep on 2020 takeaways and 2021 goals and we learn new words like serenity and SWASS.
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Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/the-kids-are-asleep/message2020-12-311h 21The Kids Are AsleepTaylor Swift & Love LanguagesBrennon loves hot dog sandwiches, salty ramen, and wrapped gifts. But like, a lot of wrapped gifts. Abbey just wants a mop and a thesaurus and someone to do some shit for her. And fine, will take some wrapped gifts.
Fun fact, there are “NO PINECONES IN MISSOURAH”!
Merry Christmas from your favorite simpletons.
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Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/the-kids-are-asleep/message2020-12-221h 04The Kids Are AsleepEmilio Estevez & Midori SoursBrennon lets us in on some exciting Mighty Ducks news, Abbey misses brunch and happy hour and goes on a mildly disturbing diatribe against Kate Hudson, we FINALLY find a segue into telling everyone to watch Schitt's Creek, we say bougie an inordinate amount of times in slightly incorrect context and Brennon brings us some glorious Hawaii vibes.
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Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/the-kids-are-asleep/message2020-12-161h 01The Kids Are AsleepLeonardo DiCaprio & Other Sexy-ish MenThanksgiving has come and gone, Abbey is still being snarky, Brennon is still hustling, People magazine is still publishing trash, Titanic is still a fantastic movie and Abbey tells us what she wants, what she really, really wants.
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Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/the-kids-are-asleep/message2020-12-021h 09The Kids Are AsleepTerry Bradshaw & Mac and CheeseBrennon gets a new toy, Abbey gets a new fav reality show in the Bradshaw Bunch and has a wild local shopping adventure to share. Then it’s all things Thanksgiving until Brennon starts being V EXTRA... and also finds out what EXTRA means.
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Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/the-kids-are-asleep/message2020-11-261h 06
The Kids Are AsleepJason Bateman’s Wife & Now and LatersAbbey earns her citizenship and proves how truly American she by researching the mysterious and sometimes cunty spouses of the Smartless podcast boys. Brennon has never imagined kissing someone mid-convo, but can pick up shorts with his foot. And the Poynor parenting challenge to be addressed over the next decade is unearthed.
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Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/the-kids-are-asleep/message2020-11-221h 12The Kids Are AsleepGeorge Michael & GratitudeBrennon is energized, Abbey is trying. Brennon shows off his encyclopedic brain, Abbey shows off her poor parenting.
We both have some pretty cool stuff to be grateful for and really, who can expect a kid to keep George Michael and Michael Jordan straight?
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Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/the-kids-are-asleep/message2020-11-1856 minThe Kids Are AsleepZendaya & The Breakfast ClubHocus Pocus weirdsies, The Breakfast Club in 2020, Mounds and Almond Joy continue to confound, vibes on family members of the past, Matthew McConaughey might be our next guest and who in the actual F pours ketchup ALL OVER fries they are intending to share? Answer: People who like ketchup on their fries. 🤷♂️
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Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/the-kids-are-asleep/message2020-11-031h 01The Kids Are AsleepBTS & Candy CornBritney Spears wins insta, hand-holding is not scandalous, Almond Joys vs. Mounds, Brennon is a Harry Potter savant, boy bands as a guilty pleasure, and the Poynors hope for a K-pop revolution.
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Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/the-kids-are-asleep/message2020-10-271h 00
The Kids Are AsleepTrader Joe's & ButtholesBrennon is transitioning, middle-aged women can’t live without Trader Joes, Ivy is shiny and Abbey crushes some "Gin & Juice"!
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Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/the-kids-are-asleep/message2020-10-161h 08The Kids Are AsleepJeff Goldblum & Selfie SchoolJeff Goldblum, heartthrob or weirdo, Podcasts gonna get lit in Spokane, Cheers to Sober October, It’s Gettin’ Hot in Here, Mambo #5 is not a catchphrase, Britney Spears social media wins, Abbey pays the bills, and one big-hitting question to wrap it all up!
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Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/the-kids-are-asleep/message2020-10-061h 18The Kids Are AsleepDwayne "The Rock" Johnson & SlurpeesAbbey is snarky, Dax Shepard is amazing, Cola Slurpees, Banana Laffy Taffys, and Cooler Ranch Doritos are all mildly controversial. Plus, the Poynors learn how to make ice the old fashioned way. Happy 5th Birthday Link & Ivy!!!
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Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/the-kids-are-asleep/message2020-09-291h 11The Kids Are AsleepLeslie Odom Jr. & PoopLots of learning to be had here… Turns out Odell Beckham Jr. is not Leslie Odom Jr., Crossfaded is kind of a word, Queen Latifah and Steve Martin starred in a Romantic Comedy together, celeb crushes are always good conversation material, Brennon has some terrible parenting problem-solving ideas, but also can nail a sexy serenade. And who knew, Boys II Men was the mystery group behind the MASSIVE HIT SONG “I’ll Make Love To You.”
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Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/the-kids-are-asleep/message2020-09-221h 11The Kids Are AsleepBill Gates & SourpussiesKeeping it to what we know- messing with some 90's shit & adjacent ... TGIF, Zach Morris, Clueless, Bill Gates, Dax Shepard, Diet Coke, the P-Word, Picky Eaters, Fitness Hi-Jacks & of course, a Lullaby.
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Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/the-kids-are-asleep/message2020-09-011h 16The Kids Are AsleepIntroducing The Kids Are AsleepIt’s us Abbey and Brennon! Welcome to the Intro to, The Kids Are Asleep! Get a sneak peek of our basic ass conversations & why we are starting a podcast. We talk kids & if Lin Manuel Miranda is actually as attractive as the real Alexander Hamilton. Sweet Dreams 🎶
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Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/the-kids-are-asleep/message2020-08-2510 min
Spokast!Inlander’s Best Of & Very Special Guest, Mrs. Poynor“We get by with a little help from our friends.” On this Extra AF show, we sit down with the official 4th show member Mrs. Abbey Poynor herself to celebrate Brennon and Abbey’s 18th Dating Anniversary! But that isn’t the only thing we are celebrating... we are celebrating being voted Best Podcast in the Inlander’s Annual Best Of Readers Poll. Thank you to everyone who voted! We hope you laugh as you tune in with your friends at Spokast in this Extra AF show.2020-03-1949 min