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Review Party Dot ComRPDC 208: Frogger IRLCall up Slippery Pete and Schlomo because its going to be a bumpy hop!
We have reviews for Costco and it's bakery, a baby play mat, kites, L-Theanine supplements, and Monster Hunter Now. Now hop off that lily pad and go for that high score!
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Review Party Dot ComRPDC 141: 20 Smokin' Wieners on a PlateI'm looking at the notes here and for one of the reviewed items Brent penciled in "Ben Afflect movie" so you got that to look forward to. And, topical stuff, Ant Man in the Big Universe! Big staircase monuments, college students on scooters, restaurants featuring Big Boys, and of course titular sausages. Wow, what an episode! Almost as meaty as so many meaty logs stacked on a plate! Dig in!
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Review Party Dot ComGreat Hits Vol. 1: Now This is a Knife FightIt's wonderful to take a look back and see where you started, how things have changed and how things have stayed the same, little sweet kisses of yesteryear. Enjoy these rad bops from out first 15 episodes, carefully curated for giggles, and, I daresay, guffaws of the highest caliber. Matt and Brent will return next week with some regularly scheduled internet review based stylings.
Today's topics include knife fights, Carl's Jr. Tokyo, vorpal blades, shark leather, oatmeal dinosaurs, pizza and bushido, and gamer girl heaven.
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Review Party Dot ComRPDC 109: The Cult-Themed Episode, ApparentlyIt's like the episode of King of the Hill where Luanne and Peggy join a cult, except it's Brent and Matt and it's a podcast where they talk about reviews, so it's really not, but I do really like that episode.
Today's topics include Ricky's Ten Gallon Hat Store, Morbius, running in cool jackets, mummies, standard backpack practices, my pretty, Hobby Lobby, the right to enjoy burgers, bam-bam, and a God-awful bean bag of skin.
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Review Party Dot ComRPDC 95: Daft Punk at the DMVOne more time, we're at the DMV. Oh yeah, alright, don't stop doing paperwork. You know I'm just feeling, lots of paperwork, tonight, don't register too late, mmm, no, we're gunna do paperwork. The DMV's got me feeling the need.
Today's topics include kids with fruit for heads, old commercials, animatronics with human flesh, drinking champagne on an airplane, super Christian censor boxes, the long biker of the apocalypse, The Batman, the Ohio version of Seinfeld, and True Reviewer Power.
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Review Party Dot ComRPDC 94: What's the Shutter Speed on this Trench Coat?It's a flash joke. Get it?
Today's topics include plastic coconuts, bomb pops, a little stretch in the net, Toadsworth, demented activity, bird watchers, cornflakes in a glass of water, Gobbaloons, and bad cotton candy.
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Review Party Dot ComRPDC 93: Did I Just Take a Bite of a Nightmare?Like that scene from Ratatouille except instead of remembering a beautiful moment from your childhood after taking a bite, you just fall into Heffalump Hell with Winnie the Pooh, except instead of Winnie the Pooh its Freddy Krueger. So now you have yourself Heffalumps AND a guy in a tacky sweater messing with you. Not worth that bite of cotton candy at all, huh?
Today's topics include subliminal satanic messaging, the most dangerous game, strong boys, Gomu Gomu techniques, eating the sun, rhythmic torture, and your little white chicken flesh belly.
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Review Party Dot ComRPDC 92: Naked, Full On, Over and OverHow many comedy podcasters do you think record naked? I bet way less than other genres, because of the jiggle factor. Comedians don't like to feel their own jiggle when they're in the zone, of course.
Today's topics include bat butts and bat nipples, feeding the monkey, dangling, double F's, the Haagen-Dazs Apocalypse, Dom DeLouise, warm jello, and a bunch of milkshake.
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Review Party Dot ComRPDC 91: The Firm Butt Imprints of my AncestorsYou're never really alone, just check the seats next to you for cheek prints. More often than not, you'll find that the spirit of one of your progenitors was resting their rump right next to you, perhaps guiding you, perhaps enjoying a bit of your company, perhaps just resting their sweaty dumper for a moment on their journey through space and time.
Today's topics include seeing a Neanderthal in the mirror, Bender the robot, bait and switches, Diddy Kong, hot weenies, first-hand freakitude, Beast Wars, Sugar Free Gummi Bears AGAIN, and poor oyster dudes.
2022-03-0854 min
Review Party Dot ComRPDC 90: The Goose is LooseThere is a waterfowl on the water prowl. Don't meander with your gander or you could get an Anser you don't like. These are puns, people.
Today's topics include Mandy Moore encased in amber, mist monsters, Saving Private Ryan, facts, gains, fish sticks, the very nature of intelligence, pervert licenses, sugar free gummie bears, and scratchy blankets.
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Review Party Dot ComRPDC 89: Eggplant? Go F*ck YourselfThere is like one dish that eggplant is the star of, and it’s eggplant parmesan. That is just like, diet lasagna. Lasagna lite. Nah dawg, nah, I ain’t having NONE OF IT.
Today's topics include cymbal banging monkey laughter, tasty cartoon apples, the Mario 64 loading screen, name brand zip lock bags, bamboo, grapefruit juice, birthday cake protein, powerful beef jerky crushing jaws, bamboo again, and marble runs.
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Review Party Dot ComRPDC 88: Girls in Bikinis, Robots Looking MeanieIf tin cans in tasteful bathing wear is wrong, I don't want to be right!
Today's topics include: cannonballs, brussel sprouts, vitamins, unwanted aloe vera, wax helmets, the old people's realm, gack, Short Circuit, turkey legs, Tinder, a visceral series of stills, and a hot liter of cool cola.
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Review Party Dot ComRPDC 87: Cute, Young, AvailableWhen were you at your cutest, your youngest, and your most availablest? The apex of those three variables hold the secret to your springboard into success with money, fame, and great relationships. To find out more, order my self help 8-track box set.
Today's topics include the Pizza Hut call center and the Pizza Beast, a Kwik Trip to the grave, yelling "Rangers!", resting pickle face, and "snapchat users".
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Review Party Dot ComRPDC 86: Twelve Cookies LaterOnce you pop the fun don't stop, especially if you are popping open a sleeve of cookies. The first cookie is as decadent as the dozenth. You can't stop. You must continue feasting. You must write a review for the cookies. And then eat twelve more.
Today's topics include the perfect cough, serious little brother bodily harm, desperate demanding, another bowl of gruel, loading up the bucket, six miscreants, piss particles, hot feet, baby brains, and people living in fucking squalor.
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Review Party Dot ComRPDC 85: The Dial-Up ScreechWhat if the dial-up tone was the screams of cookies being deleted?
Today's topics include troubled waters, bootstrap situations, stupid stuff, alternative lifestyle chiropractors, Dubious Doctor D, an uncomfortable analogy, and ancient dudes.
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Review Party Dot ComRPDC 84: An Entirely Different Pasta RealmThe multiverse movies brush over one thing: all the different slightly alternative pastas you could enjoy. YES! YES! YES!
Today's topics include: grudge ghosts, doubling down, professional review enjoying, Arnold's ass, jitterbug phones and stretchy pants, bags of sand in boiling water, the quesadilla window, the full bowling shirt treatment, screaming cheeks, dorm room futons, The Oregon Trail, russets, lies, and every liquid I excrete.
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Review Party Dot ComRPDC 83: The Napoleon Dynamite Also Rises“Every man's life ends the same way. It is only the details of how he lived and how he died that distinguish one man from another.” - Ernest Hemingway. “How much you wanna make a bet I can throw a football over them mountains? Yeah... If Coach would'a put me in fourth quarter, we would've been state champions. No doubt. No doubt in my mind.” - Uncle Rico
Today’s topics include empty promises, double sealing, Casper’s uncles, Freaky Friday farts, polite paleontologists, “Wow Earners”, and not your typical Wienermobile driver.
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Review Party Dot ComRPDC 82: Deep Dish DagobahThe sauce is under the cheese, and The Force is underneath that. If you want to get to the midichlorians, you better bring a fork AND knife for this saucy space swamp surprise!
Today’s topics include little unicycle monkeys, the undeniable birdshit factor, Wrigley gum, night sweats (on purpose), the taste of anger, greek yogurt, bananas and pizza slices, bulbous children, and Fountain Picture Party Dot Com.
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Review Party Dot ComRPDC 81: New Year, New MiiThis year I’m animorphing into a bengal! I’m gunna scratch everyone up! Look out!
Today’s topics include Thor’s weapons guy, scrap metal and barbed wire, Turkish barbers, X-ray juice, mushroom stink mix, Tenacious Deacons, Enya, LED room lights, DJ Actual Baby, fine dining, and sabrage.
Want more party? Check it out at https://www.reviewpartydotcom.com/!2021-12-2856 min
Review Party Dot ComRPDC 80: Neutral-Handsome: A Holiday SpecialEvery Reviewer down in Reviewville liked reviews a lot... But Evil Matt, who lived just south of Reviewville, did NOT! Evil Matt hated reviews! The whole review season! Now, please don't ask why. No one quite knows the reason. I think the most likely reason of all may have been that his Amazon gift card was two sizes too small.
Today's topics include: X-files Christmas Shopping, Alien Jeff Bezo's Cowboy Hat, brain slugs, all that Keanu stuff, method podcasting, lip balm, Google glasses, lobsters, a decent mousepad, and mowing the lawn.
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Review Party Dot ComRPDC 79: A Lizard Brain UrgeIt’s beginning to look a lot like a cold blooded reptile!
Today’s topics include Bob Newhart, fishnet business, sassy girls, launching yourself to Hell, Mad Cats, ziplock bags of guac, Mario 64 noises, toddlers, and screams of vengeance.
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Review Party Dot ComRPDC 78: Despacito MoodI googled the lyrics for Despacito so I could write some great jokes for this description, but I forgot they were all in Spanish :(
Today topics include hatchets, jello, the unlimited applications of pog slammers, getting hit on vicariously, being discreet with your juices, turkey basters, John Cusack, and raw, solid water.
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Review Party Dot ComRPDC 77: The Holiday Stress in the AirIt smells like a Karen's haircut and last minute gift wrappings, that's right, tis the season to just hate everyone, especially your own family, and yourself. Wow, that was really more depressing to write than I thought. Have this funny podcast episode to make up for it.
Today's topics include possible feral basement children, a lack of botany, The Grinch, imagination, a whole bucket seat, growling, vegan donuts, and Bullet Train Land.
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Review Party Dot ComRPDC 76: Emerge a Beautiful Pepperoni ButterflyPut a little caterpillar in the oven, 12 minutes later you got a pepperoni butterfly ripe for the picking. Happy Thanksgiving?
Today’s topics include 0 carb turkey jerky, mafia feet, ointment, a bandolier of turkey drumsticks, extra thin tomatoes, onion air, wizardly antics, gaslighting total strangers, The Master of Disguise, and the Mayflower Police.
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Review Party Dot ComRPDC 75: Probably Casserole CompetitionsWhat are moms up to in the great white north? This week the party ventures out to find out just that.
Today’s topics include a topological goober, Calgary, getting names of NHL teams wrong, rad incarnate, walking around like Robocop, white gumballs, Mona Lisa for the Nintendo 3DS, Paris Syndrome, little dope fiends on monkey bars, the banana slicer, Harold and the Purple Crayon, and crocodile death-rolls.
Want more party? Check out https://www.reviewpartydotcom.com2021-11-1654 min
Review Party Dot ComRPDC 74: An Interesting Panda FactPandas poop around 40 times a day, on average.
Today's topics include stomping things, good bridges, "hotdoggin'", radiating positive energy, ball handling, Buffalo Wild Wings, robots, burger octagons, Brent's freshman year roommate, Dick Shooter valley, flubber, and pooh bear.
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Review Party Dot ComRPDC 73: Very Cute, Very Delicious, Very DumbWell mutton my chops it's time for another episode of Review Party Dot Com! This show is very funny, very cool, very chill, very nice, very handsome, very party, very dot com!
Today's topics include Miami Sound Machine, mediocrity, various kinds of deer calls, grunting, cleaving power, being a human pretzel, the corn pit, MacKenzie Bezos, Professor X's floating bobsled, a little boy in a big shirt, and emu.
Want more party? Check out https://www.reviewpartydotcom.com/!2021-11-0252 min
Review Party Dot ComRPDC 72: Halloween Review Spooktacular II: Depravity Without LimitAre you afraid of the review? After a year of delving the murky depths of internet and finishing them up for this podcast we are terrified of them. We are absolutely squeamish at the thought of what those things are capable of doing to a human psyche. So once again, we are here to present some of the most nightmare inducing internet material you can find, but this week instead of laughing, we’re screaming.
Today’s topics include Tupperware coffins, milky cream, vegetable crispers, centipedes, aliens, sriracha, Dead by Daylight, doing zombie stuff with my friends, and...2021-10-2653 min
Review Party Dot ComRPDC 71: A Rabid Raccoon AppearsAn encounter surely so exciting you’ll be hearing RPG battle music as soon as you lock eyes with the little bastard. Claws out, it’s time to party.
Today’s topics include a go-go extend-o rake, revving up, Bloodborne, getting serious like when Ash puts his hat backwards, going through a lot of duct tape, kind of being in an abyss, cow dental details, speed and power, canned studio laughter on tape, grandma’s cookies, Pocari Sweat, and being kind’a woke (right?).
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Review Party Dot ComRPDC 70: I'm All Ears, UnfortunatelyImagine buying a Mr. Potato Head and it didn't come with eyes, a mouth, a moustache, a hat; nothing but ears, ears, and ears. You can't return it, you lost the receipt. You can't buy another, you used up all your savings for it. You're stuck with this cruel joke of a toy, little blue plastic ears sticking out every which way. That's what we call Hell, my friends.
Today's topics include a digital exorcist, Crazy Bones, herbaceous spices and meaty meats, dick simmerin', a gaydar you can rent, corduroy pants, Nosferatu, a big ol' head, and...2021-10-1254 min
Review Party Dot ComRPDC 69: One Single Breath of CultureIt's like being raised by feral wolves, then seeing a youtube clip of a scene from the Empire Strikes Back, and then going back to the wilderness.
Today's topics include the Backstreet Boy's natural habitat, boyish sin surging forth, Pixar's Coco, Alaskan hockey moms, high cost of living (because of the vampires), intended puns, Foo Fighters Half Time Show, ampersands, fried onions, skull shaped poison gas cloud, Dairy Queen blizzards, fruit shoot, British mould.
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Review Party Dot ComRPDC 68: Corn Maze VigilanteTHIS IS MY CORN, THIS IS MY MAZE, YOU'RE IN IT, I OWN YOU, WELCOME TO AUTUMN SUCKER.
Today's topics include that green can, tonic, when the petting zoo goes wrong, a festival hero, Buzz Lightyear, dinos getting blasted by meteors, sriracha (it's no big deal!), dangerous raw material: ketchup, a little assortment of ha-ha's, katanas, and the bird-muda triangle.
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Review Party Dot ComRPDC 67: Alright Guys, Turn the Crusade Around :(It's just not going good, okay? We're running low on water, holy AND alkaline, the catapult just isn't launching gored heretics like it used to, my feet hurt, I just don't think we're changing any minds and hearts here! I dunno man, I'm done.
Today's topics include stretchy implications, woe, Machop, Machoke, and Machamp, spam spaghetti, this fuckin' snob, Terminator 2 pinball machines, the tooth of the dog, boomerang-ing, being weak in the cheeks, sudoku, EXP bars, and Austria.
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Review Party Dot ComRPDC 66: It's Fun to be MadI don’t have hobbies, per se, but I do love to get insanely livid. I just generally enjoy the feeling of my rage boiling over into furious madness. You can tell how good of a weekend I had based on how many new holes there are in my dry wall. What a laugh!
Today’s topics include free-spirited shopping at Spirit Halloween, costume wigs, real trench coats, Gulliver’s Travels, a 1995 film staring Antonio Banderas, bird hair, Little Tom, caterpillar cocoon DNA goo, blood doping, that sick Colorado O-positive, “I’m Tokyo bitches!”, and looking like you smell li...2021-09-1454 min
Review Party Dot ComRPDC 65: Karen the Karen"How do you ask for a manager when its a website?"
Today's topics include chili dog flavored energy drinks (yes I'm serious) and the origins of Dark Matt, little mantras, freshman dorm floor programs, where to hide your fire extinguishers, the room in the basement where all the shit goes, a child's new leather jacket, blue cheese, and Menards After Dark.
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Review Party Dot ComRPDC 64: This is Your Brain on Johnny DeppYou're telling me Kentucky fried this chicken? Like, the whole state? How many hands were on this bird?! If you can't even tell me that with a straight face than you can keep your damn 11 herbs and spices as well, you dead beat!
Today's topics include Diary of Wimpy Kid Land, loveguitar (one word), an Air Bud prison of man's own creation, tortilla cocoons, soap tasters, dragon balls, Impossible Baby, gross starfish, vibrating butt flaps, chicken dinner at the beach, SPF 10,000, six paragraphs of rage, and a loofa you wear.
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Review Party Dot ComRPDC 63: I Could Never Be A Cat PersonMost of all, there’s too many cat accessories. Litter boxes are an obvious offender, but then you got cat nip, harnesses, scratching posts, jingle bells, laser pointers, all types of brushes… Cats have more stuff than I do.
Today’s topics include psychoactive pepper effects, salami subs, jack-o-lantern faces, sodium, Seinfeld, details, not pooping your pants, brain melting dumb boy video game paradise, weak cheese game, and another million dollar idea from Review Party Dot Com.
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Review Party Dot ComRPDC 62: The Beef She's Got With AliensWhat are you looking for here, child? Some irreverent babble that may or may not be loosely related to the episode, followed by a loose list of bits and gaffs from the episode, then followed by a reminder that we have a website? Well, you came to the right place!
Today’s topics include an IV drip of Mr. Pibb, Phil Woodman, some dark times for Frankie, stupid little Amish fireplaces, popcorn IQ, super soakers, sucking at Sega, little dolphins, bullfighting, stinky rose petals, and cannonballs.
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Review Party Dot ComRPDC 61: A Two-Man OrchestraA couple gentleman enter a dimly lit stage. The lights come up, they stand there motionless, yet exuding power, ready to burst forth with art and music; the art of laughter, and the music of comedy.
Today’s topics include bread, facts, entire legends, chicken head guy, bomb bowling, wall beyblades, some deep seeded desires, scissors, great gifts for bar mitzvah, the very concept of grandmothers, kaiju beach balls, Totoro, and gay dungeon and dragons basement bars.
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Review Party Dot ComRPDC 60: If I Had a DeLoreanIf my podcast made me a million dollars, I’d have a DeLorean. That’s right, a nice reliant automobile.
Today’s topics include just delicious water, drain-o, mattress related calculations, Uncle Joey, one house, a little elevator pitch, huge ships, jinglers, good times at Yellow Stone, and the big blue ocean.
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Review Party Dot ComRPDC 59: A Mutual HateThis episode is like a yin yang where both sides hate each other. Is that just a normal yin yang? I don't think so, but listen to this comedy podcast episode for more insights into the matter.
Today's topics include virgin bank accounts, the mind stone, Advice Party Dot Com, slapping water with pool noodles, the kilt lifestyle, snooty type ancestors, the Council of Brians, Praising Ben Stiller Party Dot Com, Owen Wilson the karaoke bar clerk, and the hands-free butt open.
Want more party? Check out https://www.reviewpartydotcom.com/ !2021-07-2750 min
Review Party Dot ComRPDC 58: Big Chopsticks: ForeverJust another episode of your favorite Podcast Show, on the internet! Wow! Maracas, maracas! I said bring out the maracas! Yeah! Swing those f*ckers around make some cool noises! Now bring in the sleigh bells, out of nowhere! It's not Christmas! This one's just getting wild, Cake 1998 style!
Today's topics include: being demoralized, being embarrassed, pranking, suction cups, or tongues, or anything, and international spellcasting range, being a great couple, being both chicken and human, crabs, Keanu, the string in the crack, and tiger masks.
Want more party? Find it at https://www.reviewpartydotcom...2021-07-2051 min
Review Party Dot ComRPDC 58: Big Chopsticks: ForeverJust another episode of your favorite Podcast Show, on the internet! Wow! Maracas, maracas! I said bring out the maracas! Yeah! Swing those f*ckers around make some cool noises! Now bring in the sleigh bells, out of nowhere! It's not Christmas! This one's just getting wild, Cake 1998 style!
Today's topics include: being demoralized, being embarrassed, pranking, suction cups, or tongues, or anything, and international spellcasting range, being a great couple, being both chicken and human, crabs, Keanu, the string in the crack, and tiger masks.
Want more party? Find it at...2021-07-2056 min
Review Party Dot ComRPDC 57: The Green GlobberDespite being drained of all comedy, the boys manage to clog this one up for your ears just in time. Not even The Green Globber can stop them!
Today's topics include gangbusters, St. Louis Arch Eyebrows, naked steaks, being the Sherlock Holmes of reviews, Pokemon, you and 1000 imps, the Wall Drug, and trailer trash marriage arrangements.
Want more party? Check it out at https://www.reviewpartydotcom.com/2021-07-1355 min
Review Party Dot ComBirthday Party Dot Com I: The Corpses of ReviewsWe've been doing this podcast for a whole year! I could fill this description with schmoozing directed towards you, dear viewer who is reading this, but I'll let the hot and ready episode do the talking. Happy birthday Review Party Dot Com, and many more!
Today's topics include disco infernos, Kevin McAlister's House, peanut butter, "Smooth" on repeat, whatever cults do with dead bodies, guilt, water into wine type stuff, the Great Boudini, A True Reviewer, five crimefighting marshmallows, and Listerine babies.
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Review Party Dot ComRPDC 55: Does it Have Outtakes?Remember when Pixar was cool and did those fake outtakes during the credit roles? This episode is kind of like that, except there's a thunderstorm in the background and we had to walk to school 15 miles in the snow, both ways.
Today's topics include "foompers", the full spread, Jackson Galaxy's guitar case, a tidal wave of hot grease, apologetic belligerence, lost children, Six Flags Great America, knock-off Bond villains, the benefit of the doubt, Jeff Bezos, red pillers, and plane crashes.
Want more party? Check out https://www.reviewpartydotcom...2021-06-2954 min
Review Party Dot ComRPDC 54: Tofu SupremacistCan I sub my beef for tofu? Or else?
Today's topics include wounds, the T-rex, healers (spiritual and others), absorbing light, Cubone's dead mom, meat products, waffles, old dirty basement books, darkness, and pringles content.
Want more party? Check out https://www.reviewpartydotcom.com2021-06-2252 min
Review Party Dot ComRPDC 53: Ever-Tightening Fetal PositionWe're bringing those knees so close to your chest you're going to feel your heartbeat in your ankles! Clutch those babies CLOSE.
Today's topics include veiled threats, bundt cakes and bundtlets, Adam Sandler's less successful friends, off the cage slam shows, mind palaces, razzleberry, classic internet video powerthirst, and everything (in bacon fat).
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Review Party Dot ComRPDC 52: Bigfoot's Main SqueezeI know a Bigfoot, and I think he loves his wife more than anything. Take it from me! Bigfoots be squeezing, mainly!
Today's topics include dry counties, the Baconverse, Macho Man Randy: Hotel Savage, the slimey butterfly effect, natural propane springs, on-gridders, nerd summer camp, Man-Whore: Origins, and gundams.
Want more party? Check out https://www.reviewpartydotcom.com2021-06-0854 min
Review Party Dot ComRPDC 51: Showering NakedI know it sounds crazy, but you have to try it!
Today's topics include ticks, American Public Schools, razorblade cars, baby Matt, sick and deplorable people, little chickadees, Tamagotchi Fax History Report, Australia, molten hot jams and jellies, Snacket VII, creepshows, and the perfect fart chamber.
Want more party? Find it at https://www.reviewpartydotcom.com/2021-06-0153 min
Review Party Dot ComRPDC 50: An Underwater PicnicThis is how Ariel found the dinglehopper.
Today's topics include the Burger King Stacker Wikipedia page, having a meaty morning, being scared but also impressed, flyover children, a dwarven overlook, Twilight Zone but hosted by Ashton Kutcher, Mac n cheese farms, Whoopi Goldberg and abstinence, the holy sizzle, and being a part of a great community (of addicts).
Want more party? Find it at https://www.reviewpartydotcom.com/!2021-05-2555 min
Review Party Dot ComRPDC 49: These Ominous PantsSomething wicked this way comes, and they're going to cover you from your ankles to your buttcheeks.
Today's topics include tightly packed meat tubes, factory standard toilet settings, gummi bear Hell, perforations, butt skulls, drip, three-star husbands, Malört, "randoms", having a ranch dressing soul, and authentic movie quality Godzilla masks.
Want more party? Head over to https://www.reviewpartydotcom.com!2021-05-1851 min
Review Party Dot ComRPDC 48: A Huge Character Arc MomentWe've reached it! The climax!
Today's topics include the perfect gift for teens, elves, Tommy Pickle's bare midriff, Pikablu, The Handsome Gamer™, 3D data of the world around you, the ol' "lemon oopsie", Stephen King, Megaman-style power stealing, aggressive babies, Lil' Willy Wonka, laser feet, Achilles' mom, butt-like cheeks, Georgia O'Keefe, Sir Mix A Lot type giant asses.
Want more party? Head over to https://www.reviewpartydotcom.com2021-05-1151 min
Review Party Dot ComRPDC 47: Ewoks X Karate KidSweep the leg, except it's a mech and you're sweeping the leg with your cute and primitive log technology.
Today's topics include little speedy monkeys, waking up with ball hair, having literate children, explicit hot sauces, pinky problems, elation, duck dynasties, and ultra money.
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Review Party Dot ComRPDC 46: Vacation WatchingTV is just better when you're watching it somewhere else, especially if you get some cool new channels.
Today's topics include playing fetch with the website "Amazon", daddy the longlegs, sucking fast, red slash cyan glasses, retinal rivals, rods and cones duking it out, Billy Zane, Duane "Dog" Chapman, and yakuza in the sauna.
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Review Party Dot ComRPDC 45: An Unprovoked SniffSometimes, you just sniff!
Today's topics include baby shoes, perverse opinions, worm holes to the snot realm, problem gamblers, the Cartoon All-stars, Optimus Prime's Gambling Problem, werewolf germs, sipping, The Full Tomiko, milk, fun fridge activities, and not joking.
Want more party? Find it at https://www.reviewpartydotcom.com!2021-04-2055 min
Review Party Dot ComRPDC 44: Romeo and Juliet Type Sh*tSucking poison off your love one's cold lips. Biting your thumb at nerds. Having crazy parents. Balconies. Dudes named Mercutio. Just some Romeo and Juliet type shit.
Today's topics include feeling like a newborn baby, camping at a monkey statue, Zeus turning into piss, real Croc stories, scary scenes, fat Ghibli villains, the prettiest frogs, Nat Geo, Jabba the Hut, Yelp's Unusual Activity Alerts, Creed, Lord of the Flies but with a massage gun, and the first gay devil.
Want more party? Check it out at https://www.reviewpartydotcom.com2021-04-1354 min
Review Party Dot ComRPDC 43: Please, Sandwich It UpTreat yourself to some stuff between some bread, along with some comedy listening for your ear and brain parts! Please, sandwich it up!!!
Today's topics include: white noise scented candles, Lush, anime jet fuel nosebleeds, explaining the ins and outs of hooping and sticking, bringing back jacks, a Review Party sleeper cell, a review Wayne Gretsky didn't write, smelly salts, melon soda (again), Arby's, getting down into the whiz, and 10,000 study hours in flossing.
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Review Party Dot ComRPDC 42: Pablo the FishmongerConsider those fishes mongered; Pablo is ON THE CASE.
Today's topics include: loins, The Picture of Dorian Gravy, known kickers of nuts, tripod chairs and other such assailants, Out Back, whole German summer sausages, hampsters dancing, a little thing for big sasquatch, oompa loompas with little tear tattoos, grandpa stuff, puddles of technology, digimon, and Tim.
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Review Party Dot ComRPDC 41: Man, Our Podcast is Cool.We're a couple-a cucumbers in the frozen tundra providing you with very cool jokes that only boys as cool as us could make.
Today's topics include: throwin' nerf howlers, crotch jokes, 500, exploding heads and cybernetic implants, purples shades, waking up like a caveman, a lot of slop left unslopped, begging Tooshy to sponsor us, Taco Bell refried bean sauce, and endless Godzilla roaring.
Snacket: https://docs.google.com/forms/d/e/1FAIpQLSeldilCWTDo6kRuVV80TyemBEilNajwcuJ1My6uITzkxxfcsA/viewform
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Review Party Dot ComRPDC 40: Sleeping Off Super PowersGamma rays got you feeling a little off? Just hit the hay, you'll be just fine in the morning!
Topics include Takin' Sides with Tommy Chip, a regular Sherlock and Watson situation, thousands and thousand of snowmen, Sun Wukong the Trickster God, the gift of visceral place, on purpose-accident, dragon-like armor, smelling the smell of ham baking, a total Kramer moment, Piccolo from Dragon Ball Z, having an awesome lizard arm, Anakin's little tumble on Mustafar, having tubes for everything, and an unassuming demon.
The Snacket VII: https://docs.google.com/forms/d/e/1FAIpQLSeldilCWTDo6...2021-03-1652 min
Review Party Dot ComRPDC 39: Force Sensitive Forrest Gump“A Jedi uses the Force for knowledge and defense, never for ping pong."
Today's topics include: describing a "chicken chip", pillars of salty ranch, a strawberry kiwi special, the "cool" teacher, the sick game that is the American high school pep rally, just crackin' packets, getting hopped up off some juice, Omaha Beach Steaks, racoons eating little cookies, Pocahontas' ripped Dad, Baby Yo-yo, bringing your mom to see Tenacious D, and the Duality of Manchild.
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Review Party Dot ComRPDC 38: Chekov's Man-Eating GiantIf there's a man-eating giant in the first act, someone's mom is getting eaten in the third act.
Today's topics include: crispiness, consuming KFC at high speeds, incognito situations, vaping piss, The Mountain Dew Realm, marketing gemstones, Not Believing It's Not Butter, boiling water, doing things ogre style, weaponized gift giving, the Peterman Catalogue, Craig-san's Cheesesteak Saga, a review that gives Brent an existential crisis, and babies basically being living dumbbells.
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Review Party Dot ComRPDC 37: Was Lincoln a Comedy Man?This one's a doozy, Suzy. Ol' Suze. Suzerino! I know the question on your mind, I know all about it, and in this podcast episode, we answer it. And when I say 'we', I don't mean the 'royal we', or even 'You, Me, and Dupree', I mean you and me, buddy. Look at yourself, you're ready to listen to a podcast about a party and reviews and internet! Yes, yes, your question will be answered; Was Lincoln a Comedy Man?
Topics include! dangerous hot tubs, cold snaps, chill waves, awful statues of awful things to put in...2021-02-2348 min
Review Party Dot ComRPDC 36: Funny Feelings; Warm MemoriesWhat do you think the funniest feelings are? The first thing that comes to my mind is the feeling you get when you hit your funny bone, but I don't really know how to describe that feeling. It certainly isn't good, unlike the warm, funny feeling this podcast episode that will make you feel really good. Ya feel?
Today's topics include having an awful life, Human Party Dot Com, Lil Wayne, Garfield on stilts with long legged Russian women, being total doofs, caviar or lack-thereof, the gritty Ed, Edd, and Eddy reboot, X-treme Seinfeld, scary science fiction...2021-02-1653 min
Review Party Dot ComRPDC 35: Godzilla Bueller's Day OffLife moves pretty fast! If you don't stop and atomic breathe a city every once in awhile, you could miss it.
Today's topics include emotionally running a marathon, the flour kid, Rosie O'Donnell fashion trends, laying babies, unfiltered thoughts about my Prius, driving a computer, being the Michael Myers of fuel efficiency, Pixar's Cars (but cooler), stocking stuffers year round, and all kind of deplorable food reviews with our friend Pete from the Grocery Gambler's Podcast!
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Review Party Dot ComRPDC 34: Chuggin' the Bad Juice with Thirsty DumbledoreHarry, no matter how much I tell you not to laugh at this episode, you have to laugh. you have to enjoy it. NO HARRY, DON'T LAUGH AT THAT HILARIOUS YELP REVIEW. NO, HARRY! I KNOW ITS FUNNY THEY HAVE IT 3 STARS INSTEAD OF 1 BUT HARRY YOU MUSN'T! ARRRRRRRRRYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
Today's topics include Ping My Pong Dot Com, Super Nintendo era technology, a bad G in the bunch, Huge Turd Dot Com, He Has No Mouth but He Must Scream (Smash Mouth's Walking on the Sun), Piss Alley, hip hop preambles, mixing tasty things, immaculate dank pow pow...2021-02-0253 min
Review Party Dot ComRPDC 33: The Coolest Guy in the Nursing HomeHe's spiking the prune juice again! What an old scoundrel, but boy, is he fucking cool.
Today's topics include Don Knotts the Otherworldly Color-Sucking Being, Andy Griffith Show deep lore, gizzard wizards, awful sounds, al dente (or otherwise), the Velveeta Repeata, legalizing black pepper on Mac n Cheese, Political Party Dot Com, the drunk guy at the 24 hour McDonalds, post-burrito clarity, a sentient custard being, Alex Jones impressions, and me and my bubble gut.
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2021-01-2653 min
Review Party Dot ComRPDC 32: All Things In Moderation; Except LasagnaFinally, the true end game of the Review Party Dot Com Empire is revealed: Lasagna. That damn cat has had his paws all over the lasagna comedy industry for TOO DAMN LONG! We're hear to win it back, while also eating a lot of lasagna. Are you kidding me? It's probably the perfect food.
Today's topics include: butter sphere pyramids, Turkish disappointments, Jesus, spontaneous deification, swiss army guitars, sexy ladies, freckles and mortality, f***** rodeos, and neutered Donald Duck.
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Review Party Dot ComRPDC 31: Gossip Party Dot ComOH do I have a juicy little morsel for you, a little bird told me, through the grape vine, that so and so so and so'd so and so. So? Just enjoy the party.
Today's topics include our good friend Odysseus, helping Bambi, Hamburger Helper puns, chili mac burp freestyles, a burger-wanting audience, the other story of how Joker got his scars, Big Mister, sexy little baby devils, Escanaba in 'da Moonlight, MF DOOM, The Tape Measure, gimmie gimmie subs, word alchemy, the False Zone, and Super Associates.
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Review Party Dot ComRPDC 30: Honkin' the Ol' StacheGive that caterpillar on your lip a grease because your lips are gunna be flappin' extra hard at this little comedy shin dig. And also, we joined by Ally from the CampaignHER podcast! And boy was it a hoot, and hey, you and your moustache might learn something, too.
Today's topics include: jelly bean stain archaeology, where there was once passionfruit, beanboozles, just you and the bear, crispy Wisconsin, the shapes and sizes of farts, chutney, the significance of a quarter mile, fear of steam, Bic for Her Pens, plastic new years crap, and Barney's unitooth.
2021-01-0559 min
Review Party Dot ComRPDC 29: Don't Show the IRS ThisBe safe out there, listeners, Big Reviewer is always watching. And we're always laughing about it. Please, join us, maybe we can get the FBI guy living in our phones to laugh, too.
Today's topics include dirt cups, pre-blasted Ovaltine, straws, walnuts, hazelnuts, pineapple shells, a cardboard box called "Sobriety", The Little Fruitcake Girl, math majors, Wario's Thighs, Oil Tycoons and Cold Soda, two and ten, extreme chapstick, boomer appeal, lady-type pens, sumo wrestler nappy naps, and evil mans.
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2020-12-2954 min
Review Party Dot ComRPDC 28: Wizards Don’t Exist: A Holiday Special‘Tis the season for some seasonably festive reviews. And I’m not talking cumin, I’m talking the holidays, baby! So gather round with your heartiest nog and listen to this good good gum drop of a holiday episode. Also, featuring our buddy Chris! Merry CHRIStmas! Happy holidays! And a big ol’ New Year.
Today’s topics include professional blurb writers, the Santa’s cookie in the room, Christian receipts, Care Bears lore, burnin’ out VHS tapes, cat temperature drinks, being a cyborg ape man, greasin’ up the toboggan, Illinois River, and nothing saying ‘Merry Christmas!’ like a smelly crotch....2020-12-2255 min
Review Party Dot ComRPDC 27: The Rowdy WithinYou think you know rowdy? You haven't met these scoundrels, or these ruffians, or these punks, or these rascals, or theses miscreants, or these scamps, or these vagabonds, or these hoodlums, or these delinquents, or these rapscallions, That's right, I own a thesaurus.
Today's topics include the burden we bear, setting all brain cells to comedy, warm laffy taffy, homemade pixie sticks, a pillow that looks like bread, being in a mood, Charlton Heston, Digimon evolution charts, and being sweet like Granny.
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Review Party Dot ComRPDC 26: One Continuous Tokyo DriftThis week the boys are making Vin Diesel look like Vin Weasel with all the excellent drifting they're doing. Vehicular drift, snow drifting, wii-mote drifting, but never, ever, drifting apart. FRIENDSHIP BABY!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Today's topics include suction, sorting sweatpants, Snorlax, Review Party International (Dot Com), vicious cartoon tigers, missed connections, Benny "The Fat" Rodriguez, shutting your mouth and filling it with pizza, Simon Says type shit, Catholic schoolboys and their lack of swing, yodeling atop pleasure mountain, Guy Fieri, and Peak Playboy Arnold.
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Review Party Dot ComRPDC 25: Character Trait: FedoraThe humble fedora. A hat, or a way of life? The first I gazed upon Mr. Timberlake's fedora'd cranium I gasped; male fashion would never be the same. And I, in turn, would never be the same. I could never see through anything but the lense of fedora. That'd kind'a what this episode is like.
Today's topics include a chainsaw the size of a dagger, breaking up the cup ramen rotation, sick machinations, Scooby Dooin' out, identifying with Randy, underwhelming casserole, Grandma Doomerhammer, eatin' beef, The Joker but he Farts, waging war upon this festering pit of...2020-12-0158 min
Review Party Dot ComRPDC 24: Dangerous ToysI am ready to suck down some sweet, sweet horchata in some Golden Girls socks and see where the night takes me. I'm guessing it will take me somewhere cool! Like Milwaukee. I guess they're more hip places than Milwaukee, but I dunno, I think its nice.
This week's topics include no cheese quesadillas, Fartford Connecticut, VSCO Girls and JNCO Boys, Crapp Reviews, Colossal Radio Flyer Babies, Nerf Whistlers and Super Soaker Misslers, Gettin' a Good Toss In, Rusted Root ruling, and Canadas Favorite Router.
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Review Party Dot ComRPDC 23: The Vaginal Fantasy Book ClubSnuggle up with a loved one and run this track: It starts with stories of other worldly sharp tomahawks and ends with screams of ridicule for those of us who prefer no tomatoes. Quite the rousing tale.
This weeks topics include the coolest tomahawk ever made, Stretch Armstrong Optimus Prime, that soap and sunglasses commercial guy, Felicia Day's Vaginal Fantasy Book Club, thrift store pimpin' Gandalf, fairies wearing Gap, Chef Boyardee in a ziplock bag, call back jokes, "Daddy do like-a cider!", facing the yakuza, neat shit, and hobbit sausages.
Want more...2020-11-1751 min
Review Party Dot ComRPDC 22: Campbell's Soup CleanseThe party's over and we need to cleanse, time to grab the condensed soup.
On this episode the boys discuss pizza delivery guys, becoming an entire kidney stone, the Ocean Spray Guy, nachos, serious wood burners, lovingly speed bagging, Rodney Dangerfield, the Unfinished Business podcast, Legendary Internet Artifacts, the dad rock and crappy sitcom sections of the Library of the Cosmos.
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Review Party Dot ComRPDC 21: Craig-san: ReloadedCraig S, Darth Craiger, Craig-san, The Melon Soda Bandit of Akihabara, クレイガ. This social entrepreneur and 3-time Yelp Elite goes by many monikers, but a Craig by any other name reviews just as sweet. On Episodes 5 and 18 you heard the boys go through the Donkey Kong Country mine cart level of emotions that is reading a Craig-written review, coming out the other side giggling. Now hear directly from the man himself. That's right, we got that son of a gun in the Review Party Dot Com Studio and we lit him up with our most fiery, hard hitting, brutal questions.
Besi...2020-11-0352 min
Review Party Dot ComRPDC 20: Halloween Review Spooktacular IThe party just got spooky! Ghosts! Skelemans! Witches! Evil apples! Join us for the first annual Halloween Review Spooktacular. It's sure to be a scream!
On today's Spooktacular the boys discuss: empty headed beanbag chair children, Cro-Magnon magicians, turnin' tricks, Magician Lennie's Cup of Gore, vaseline, more of a boo-hoo than a boo, Eddie Murphy's Worst Years, Jack-o-Lantern: Origins, glow ups, The Brain Man, Danny Devitron, My Girlfriend's Sister, people saying "dead meat", human muscle slug situations.
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Review Party Dot ComRPDC 19: Who's Your Uncle?How many different kind of crackers can go on a platter? Ritz and those rectangle ones are good enough, right? I dunno, I'll ask my uncle.
Today the boys discuss hotwifes, sushi, mimosas, orbital funerals, cookie crust apple pie, being like Brucie from Matilda, hindenburgers, pretending to brush your teeth, 2 dollar Trump impressions, and Professor Matthew McConaughey.
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Review Party Dot ComRPDC 18: How to: Respect BooksBringing books to the party may seem a little drab, but after you give this little episode a listen, you may think twice about that. Or at least, learn some G DARN respect for those bad knowledge bringing boys.
Today’s topics include The Last Blockbuster on Earth, Newman’s Own questionable costume collection, a duck saving vigilante, the legendary Craig-san (REDUX!!!), Galaga: The Movie, wet booby scenes, and that one Seinfeld episode.
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Review Party Dot ComRPDC 17: A Very Serious Sort of OwlWelcome to the party, Mr. Owl. How many licks does it take to get to the center of this episode? ... Yeah? Well, however many it is, I'm not sticking around to see the aftermath. Get away from me, dude! GET AWAY! GET OUTTA HERE!
In this episode the boys discuss nard cream, the fastest AND most stressful moment of your life, The Tricycle Puppet, Battlebot tangents, Jeff's Gordon, hit and run bullying tactics, feral plains children, the cowbell and the percussion's arsenal, a beer and a freestyle, the Hindenburg, a legitimate foodgasm, playing house at Best Buy...2020-10-0656 min
Review Party Dot ComRPDC 16: The Killer ComedianThis guy really knows how to break a leg!
Today's topics include: Neptune Ass-Kicking God of the Sea, Beautiful Men, the opposite of The Giver, the burrito pregame technique, The Gabagool Compilation, Diddy Kong Racing, Real Gamer Hours, World War Wolf, Lucky Charm milkshakes, and gluttony.
Want more party? Find it at https://www.reviewpartydotcom.com/2020-09-2958 minReview Party Dot ComRPDC 15: Gamer Girl HeavenThree weeks from now, I will be harvesting my crops. Imagine where you will be, and it will be so. Hold the line! Stay with me! If you find yourself alone, riding in the green green fields with the sun on your face, do not be troubled. For you are in Gamer Girl Heaven, and you’re already fragged!
Today the boys discuss Legend of Zelda noises, going on a People Tour, barehanded casserole scoopin', being comfy & slutty, vegan puns, hand farts, Teenage Mutant Ninja Skin Care, the green pill, Three Wolf Moon and The Mountain Dot Co...2020-09-2259 minReview Party Dot ComRPDC 14: If You Can't Handle the Eggy, Stay Out of the BasketThe best hangover breakfast? Some say an "eggy in a basket". But just how does the hole get there? You don't WANNA KNOW, MAN! YOU DON'T WANNA KNOW!
In this episode the boys ponder such topics as: noodle legged bears, a rain of stuffing, The Parable of the Stolen Tylenol, The Mouse and the Ambulance, entire packs of lies, how to write the number four, Brad Pit's abs, Billy Blanks' Wikipedia page, and how we owe absolutely everything we have to the Wayans Brothers.
Want more party? Check it out at https://w...2020-09-1557 minReview Party Dot ComRPDC 13: In Which Brent Soapboxes about Pizza Chain PropagandaBrent's in the corner raving about God knows what again. Is he repelling all possibility of corporate sponsorship, or attracting them with some sort of foaming-at-the-mouth reverse psychology? I dunno man, at least the pizza's here.
Today's topics include: taking a walk on the wild side, drinking with the boys a la the Fellowship of the Ring Prancing Pony scene, just leaving me alone to eat my reuben, doing the homework, locally sources Panda March Cook'ems, The One Named Bullethead, hankerin' the mango habanero, and some Jetsons-level sh*t.
Want more party? Check it out...2020-09-0855 minReview Party Dot ComRPDC 12: MAXIMUM DINOSAURS, MAXIMUM SATISFACTION.Which oatmeal is the GOATmeal? I'll give you a clue, it's the kind with g-darn dinosaurs in it, big dawg! "WOOOOOOOOOO!"- Rick Flair
In this episode you can find topics such as skunkmen, glorious Nippon steel pizza slicers, Adult Yoda: Pro Skater, Asap Ferg, the cat that eat the butter, and being a big spoon boy.
Want more party? Find it at https://www.reviewpartydotcom.com/ !2020-09-0151 minReview Party Dot ComRPDC 11: Half-Time OrangesI think it's time for a little break from partying! Everyone grab some orange slices and suck down a little B and C vitamins, electrolytes, what have you, and get ready for round two.
On this episode the boys discuss 10,000 rats and how much Brent likes them (it's a lot), [galloping noises], the finer points of liking seaweed snacks, The Chocolatiest Catch, soup, Billy Eyelashes, and The Gatorade Squeeze Bottle Games.
Want more party? Check it out at https://www.reviewpartydotcom.com/ !2020-08-2552 minReview Party Dot ComRPDC 10: In Fact, I'm Googling Hitler's AssI feel like I'm just rolling through this party, not in a bad way, like I'm on a rigging being pushed through with a camera in front of my face so its like I'm floating through the party blissfully. We had to pay the fx team extra for that.
Today's topics include the lies capris tell, being a toad person with a giant tongue, shark leather, switch blade combs, The Bozo Buckets of Bad Celebrities, and the Lizzie McGuire tongue scraper episode.
Want more party? Check it out at https://www.reviewpartydotcom...2020-08-1855 minReview Party Dot ComRPDC 9: Six Million Dollar KidThe neighbors are crashing the party. Hey, brotherly love. Let 'em scream it makes the humidity better.
On this episode, Brent has a head cold, but the boys still manage to chat about badass Kentucky kids, The Christmas Orgy, rubber ducks, Sissy Goodman, Segwaying too close to the sun ala Icarus, some cool nouns, Dunston checking In, and Weekend at Bernie Sander's.
Want more party? Check it out at https://www.reviewpartydotcom.com/ !2020-08-1153 minReview Party Dot ComRPDC 8: The Lubricated ManI was talking to my buddy Ricky and he says "HEY, how about we kick this party up a notch?" and reveals a bag of popsicle sticks. I said, "Ricky, are those some kind of drugs?!" He says, "No, get a load of this, Bubbaloo," (Ricky calls me Bubbaloo) and he just starts sticking 'em in things. Now we got a stick in the punch, we got a stick in the keg, we got a stick in the pool, we got a stick in the sound system, we got a stick in the whipped cream. I said to Ricky, "...2020-08-0454 minReview Party Dot ComRPDC 7: Everybody's Gotta Cob!All this partying is getting me hungry. Anyone have some korn on the cob? I mean corn? I mean coЯn? Man, it's that time of the night I guess, everyone's getting a little loopy. We should probably cut back on the ooze.
Today's topics include (but are not limited to) Brisk Half and Half: Secret of the Ooze ASMR, just boring sausage, cold smoke kisses, feeling like (dot dot) jumping off a cliff, dumbass little lions, being as Florida as it gets, Shel Silverstein, Gustav the Goose Kisser, and then everything just sort of devolving into S...2020-07-2858 minReview Party Dot ComRPDC 6: The Artist Formerly Known as HumanOh no lads, the party is getting absolutely mental. Did you see Brent's microphone take a gainer off the balcony right into the neighbor's pool? Jeez, that's no good. Please bear with us while he sorts out that situation, I'm sure he'll be back to normal quality next week. In the meantime, lets bring things down with some of the dulcet, other worldly tones of Joey Coco, accompanied by what looks to be the coolest B-movie scorpion I've ever seen on marimba. Far out!
Today the boys discuss sausages with no seat belts, The Angry Gamer, Boxer J...2020-07-2154 minReview Party Dot ComRPDC 5: Bless this Vending MachineHere at Review Party Dot Com, when we say "spin that Bible, brother!" we, of course, are referring to the trailblazing album Sorry for Party Rocking (Deluxe Version) by the late, great LMFAO. This is the fifth episode of our humble party-on-tape, which corresponds to the fifth track on said album, Champagne Showers. Yup, it's gotten to that point of the night, people… Grab the soap and grab a pal, 'cause we are hittin' the bubbly showers.
Today we cover such topics as swanky steel-toed sleeping bags, Gummy Bear Banzais, The Roughest Goat in the Petting Zoo, wh...2020-07-1452 minReview Party Dot ComRPDC 4: So, You Want to be a Bad BoyHere lies Fuzzy Boy, Village Layabout and Expert Snorer. Do not weep for him, instead, enjoy a nice afternoon nap tied to a horse post in his honor. Then join us as we raise a glass.
In today's episode, topics include (but are NOT limited to) Harriet the Hedgehog, chicken flavored baseball bats, Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Shorts, Mad Max: Iowa, the finer points of diesel exclusivity, Crazy Legs Daniels and The Scarecrow Kid, Intellectuals Anonymous, being a bad, bad boy and getting all the ladies, and the infamous Silicon Valley Samurai Gang.
...2020-07-0748 minReview Party Dot ComRPDC 3: This for Dumb PeopleEveryone is getting a lot closer the more time we spend together. And like any great party, this one only gets better the longer you stay. Jaws are dropping, robes are dropping - even the walls between us are dropping - but the beat. WILL. GO. ON.
In this episode we examine feral wolfchildren, snoozebooks, unenjoyable nudity, some sweet biscuits, a twist for Fagin, cologne-izing the air, and house jokes for your folks.
Want more party? Find it at https://www.reviewpartydotcom.com/ !2020-07-0745 minReview Party Dot ComRPDC 2: Board Game BoomersWelcome back to the Party! Sit back, relax, and if the mood strikes, take a nice dip - we mean the pool, not the queso - while Brent and Matt provide the entertainment.
In this episode we discuss water wigglers for your Wii, Dominope Rally, satisfied or a satisfiend?, fixing it in Post-it, the gator foot rabbit hole, and pining for grandpa.
Want more party? Check it out at https://www.reviewpartydotcom.com/ !2020-07-0740 minReview Party Dot ComRPDC 1: Back to the Spirit TruckThank you for coming to the first episode of Review Party Dot Com! There are some hors d'oeuvres on the table, try the punch, watch out for Yelp, he's pretty cranky.
In this episode: The New Abraham Lincoln, the ghost Truck, No Target No Cry, VietSlinky, Ute-R-Us, and "Now This is a Knife Fight!". 5 STARS!
Want more party? Check it out at https://www.reviewpartydotcom.com/ !2020-07-0540 min