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You're On the ListTOP 10 Things people give up for LentAfter 6 year hiatus You're on the list is back!!!! Bret Ernst Along with Former Guest and now Co-host Carlos Rodriguez. Never Fear Petey Boy Jones will make his return soon. This week since Ernst went to church we go over top 10 things people give up for lent.2025-03-0648 min
Punchlines with Frank NicoteroEpisode 132: Bret Ernst Is HEREPunch for the laughs, Lines for the Sports. Hosted by Frank Nicotero, this 60-minute variety hour is the perfect balance of humor and sports.Special Guest: Bret Ernst.2024-04-151h 03
The DeGentlemen ShowNFL Week 6 Vegas Picks: Cowboys with Dalton, LeBron the GOAT thanks to Nike? Football Culture & moreThe DeGentlemen squad is back like they never left, baby!! Joined by DG Producer, the 1 and only John J. Hermansen to talk all things NFL plus a little NBA LeBron and Bubble debrief. Comedian Bret Ernst and Alex Monaco weigh in giving the ever popular Millennial and "over 40" POV's and discuss topics on this episode like is LeBron in fact the GOAT because of Nike and Marketing, among others. Alex brings up NFL Culture and why the Titans +4 was highway robbery because Mike Vrabel has Tannehill soaring with system and culture in Tennessee. John and A...2020-10-1534 min
The DeGentlemen ShowMLB is back! Tom Brady vs Bill Belichick, NBA Bubble Life & more!The MLB is back baby!! So is the NBA. What a time! On this episode, Bret and Alex are joined by one of the DeGentlemen Producers, John Hermansen to discuss MLB, NBA & the NFL COVID Style! John is an absolute Legend and not only has been writing and producing movies for years, but is also a professional Poker Player. In other words, he provides a level headed and strategic approach to Sports Gambling. We talk with John whose favorite sport is Baseball, what is takeaway was on the first weekend of the MLB being back...2020-07-2800 min
The DeGentlemen ShowConor McGregor retires, NBA hits Orlando and Tyson Fury vs Anthony JoshuaA new episode for the DG family let's rock!! Conor McGregor retires for the third time in four years and Bret and Alex discuss where he lies all time in the conversation of UFC GOATS. The NBA hits Orlando and Bret being the Florida veteran weighs in on the do's and do nots of how to conduct yourself like a professional when you're only an hour away from Miami! Tyson Fury vs Anthony Joshua is official! The guys discuss as Bret takes a trip down heavyweight boxing lane. Don't forget to follow the...2020-06-1100 min
The DeGentlemen ShowTom Brady vs Peyton Manning in GOLF, NBA Playoffs Styles and Patrick Mahomes ContractBret and Alex are BACK with another DG Quarantine Episode let's go!! Don't forget to follow DG on all platforms @thedegentlemenshow where we post clips from our Podcast episode! On this edition, we talk about the Tom Brady, Peyton Manning, Mickelson and Tiger Woods charity golf tournament in which Manning clearly displayed more personality than Brady. That lead into a discussion of which 4 athletes would you want to see playing golf like that MIC'd up next. Bret's answer is phenomenal and truly a trip down memory lane. The NBA is considering several different kinds of...2020-05-2900 min
The DeGentlemen ShowThe Bulls Last Dance & Playing NFL General Manager for a DayBret and Alex are back with another quarantine episode of the DeGentlemen show! It's a fully loaded Podcast as the Gentlemen dive head first into the different eras of NBA Basketball. Bret breakdowns the difference in mindsets of these NBA Stars from different eras as the guys discuss the NBA Last Dance Team and their adversaries. They also discuss UFC with no fans, NFL Coaches and their styles and last but not least, what kind of NFL General Manager would you be? Here's a hint...only ONE of the guys said they'd do i...2020-05-2000 min
The DeGentlemen ShowSuper Bowl Recap: Bret picks Kansas City Chiefs, Alex hits the underThe Super Bowl is a wrap! What a comeback by the Chiefs to take a 31-20 W over the San Francisco 49ers. Bret and Alex hop on the MIC to recap the game, talk about what the heck happened to Kyle Shanahan with the lead again and discuss their plays and overall NFL season. Both Bret and Alex picked over .500 on the year and in Vegas minus the juice keeps you in the positive! Stay tuned for more episodes and exciting things to come for the DG show! Link to subscribe on...2020-02-0400 min
The DeGentlemen ShowNFL Conference Championship Picks: Packers @ Niners / Titans @ ChiefsIt's Championship weekend in the NFL baby! Thanks you for riding with us and our picks all season. We have Packers @ Niners / Titans @ Chiefs on Championship Sunday! In this episode, Bret Ernst and Alex Monaco recap their 2-2 divisional round picks against the spread and give you their championship Sunday picks! Bret also shouts out the Gen Z generation and puts Millennials on the practice squad as he ranks generations! Make sure to check out Bret in Vegas at Jimmy Kimmel Jan 24th and Jan 25th go to @breternst on Instagram and...2020-01-1800 min
The DeGentlemen ShowNFL Divisional Round Picks: Bret and Alex give you their weekend picksThe Playoffs are in full effect baby! Bret and Alex break down each NFL Divisional round game and give you their game winners plus their picks against the spread! Link to subscribe on iTunes and leave us a review: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/the-degentlemen-show/id1478479280 Like us on Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/TheDeGentlemenShow/ Follow us on Instagram: @theDeGentlemenshow Twitter: @DeGentlemenshow Follow our Hosts on Social Media! @BretErnst on Instagram and Twitter Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/BretErnst/ @AlexMonaco on I...2020-01-1000 min
The DeGentlemen ShowNFL Wild Card Weekend Recap: Bret Ernst and Alex Monaco discuss their Wild Card WeekendThe DeGentlemen boys are hopping on the MIC mid-week to discuss their NFL Wild Card Weekend. Both Bret and Alex went 2-2 against the spread and discuss the reasons why they chose who they chose. Questions like "why do teams play not to lose" are brought up in this passionate episode of venting about the NFL! How was the Kyle Rudolph overtime touchdown not reversed?! Link to subscribe on iTunes and leave us a review: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/the-degentlemen-show/id1478479280 Like us on Facebook: ht...2020-01-0800 minThe DeGentlemen ShowNFL Week 16: NFL Picks + Cowboys @ Eagles breakdownNFL Week 16 is here and Bret's Cowboys NFC East title is on the line! Alex and Bret talk out the Philly / Dallas game of the weekend as well a go over their Week 16 picks! Both Gentlemen are above .500 for the season on record let's keep it going! Link to subscribe on iTunes and leave us a review: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/the-degentlemen-show/id1478479280 Like us on Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/TheDeGentlemenShow/ Follow us on Instagram: @theDeGentlemenshow Twitter: @DeGentlemenshow Follow our Hosts on So...2019-12-2100 minThe DeGentlemen ShowNFL Week 14: Football Picks and Thanksgiving Bye RecapBret and Alex are back from their Holiday bye week with L's all over the place! The board has been as tough to predict as the Cowboys play calling. On this week's episode, we catch up with Bret and Alex as they get back on track and give you their NFL Week 14 picks. Happy Fantasy Football playoffs everyone! Link to subscribe on iTunes and leave us a review: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/the-degentlemen-show/id1478479280 Like us on Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/TheDeGentlemenShow/ Follow us on Instagram: @the...2019-12-0800 minThe DeGentlemen ShowNFL Week 12: Vegas Picks, Star Wide Receivers & Jimmy Kimmel Comedy SpecialBret and Alex are fresh off a 6-0 week 11 against the spread in the NFL! In this episode, they recap last weeks games as well as give you their locks for week 12. The Cowboys face the Patriots in America's game and Bret's staying away while Alex is taking the Pats -6.5. The guys also discuss the newest member of the Madden 99 club, superstar receivers and Bret shares where he'll be filming his new Stand Up Comedy special! Link to subscribe on iTunes and leave us a review: https://podcasts.apple.com/us...2019-11-2300 minThe DeGentlemen ShowNFL Week 11: Myles Garrett debacle + NFL Locks for Week 11Bret & Alex give you their NFL Week 11 Picks on a new episode of the DeGentlemen show! Bret is headlining Stand Up Live this weekend in Alabama and briefly discusses the Roll Tide culture in town before debriefing on the Myles Garrett & Mason Rudolph incident. The guys give you their week 11 picks and believe it or not are signing off on 2 of the same picks! Cowboys and Saints. Don't forget to subscribe on iTunes and leave us a review: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/the-degentlemen-show/id1478479280 Like us on Fac...2019-11-1600 minThe DeGentlemen ShowNFL Week 10 Picks: Bret and Alex give their NFL locks and discuss Franchise QB'sBret and Alex are back for another episode of the DeGentlemen show! The guys give you their NFL Week 10 picks as well as discuss the fate of a couple NFL Franchise QB's. Bret also shares some grown man wisdom as always live from the HardRock in Florida where he's performing all weekend. Don't forget to please subscribe to our show on iTunes and leave us a review thank you! https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/the-degentlemen-show/id1478479280 Like us on Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/TheDeGentlemenShow/ Follow us on In...2019-11-0800 minThe DeGentlemen ShowNFL Week 9 Picks: Vegas Spreads and Franchise Quarterback talkBret and Alex are back from an amazing weekend at Jimmy Kimmel's club in Last Vegas! Bret crushed on stage and continued his winning ways going 2-1 on the week with picks. Alex went 1-2 but still remains above .500 on the season. In this episode, the guys debrief week 8, talk marquee matchups for week 9 and give you their winning picks. They also touch on just how hard it is to lock down a Franchise Quarterback. Link to subscribe on iTunes and leave us a review: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/the-degentlemen-show/id1478479280...2019-11-0200 minThe DeGentlemen ShowNFL Week 8 Picks: Mandalay Bay Vegas in studio Football picksIn this episode, Bret and Alex are back in studio at the Mandalay Bay Sportsbook talking NFL and World Series! Bret is headlining Jimmy Kimmel's club all weekend at the Linq hotel and Alex is MC'ing. The picks are strong this week with Bret coming off a 3-0 week and Alex coming off a 2-1 week 7 outing. Link to subscribe on iTunes and leave us a review: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/the-degentlemen-show/id1478479280 Like us on Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/TheDeGentlemenShow/ Follow us on Inst...2019-10-2500 minThe DeGentlemen ShowNFL Week 7 Picks + Bret learns about the Football 5th quarterNFL Week 7 is here! Bret is coming off of a winning week and is getting ready for a big NFC East Rivalry primetime game this Sunday night in Dallas against the Eagles! On this episode, the guys give you their Week 7 NFL Picks and Alex explains his Freshman football experience to Bret and what it was like playing in the 5th quarter (after the actual football game was done). Bret is recording this episode on set of Cobra Kai and getting ready to headline New Jersey this upcoming weekend! Next weekend, Alex will b...2019-10-1800 min
The DeGentlemen ShowNFL Week 6 Picks + Bret weighs in on Alex's latest PodcastNFL Week 6 is here and Bret and Alex are feeling confident about their picks! In this episode they discuss their winners along with can the two star WR tandem in Landry and OBJ among others really work in today's NFL? The guys also discuss Alex's latest Podcast with a long time successful dating consultant. Bret weighs in with his veteran advice to Alex. Link to subscribe on iTunes and leave us a review: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/the-degentlemen-show/id1478479280 Like us on Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/TheDeGentlemenShow/ ...2019-10-1100 min
The DeGentlemen ShowNFL Week 5 Picks: Bret and Alex give their week 5 picks as well as discuss Bret's 10-4 start and more!NFL Week 5 is here are so are Bret and Alex's picks! Bret's off to a 10-4 start against the spread and in this episode, educates Alex on how he goes about his picks. We also touch on the Wide Receiver position in detail including some Michael Irvin and Stefon Diggs talk. Also, is the NFL a jekyll and hyde league from week to week? The guys discuss Link to subscribe on iTunes and leave us a review: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/the-degentlemen-show/id1478479280 Like us on Facebook: https://www.fac...2019-10-0400 min
The DeGentlemen ShowNFL Week 4 Picks: Cowboys, Tom Brady and Stand Up Comedy talkBret and Alex are back with their NFL Week 4 Picks! In this episode, Bret schools Alex on how to Sports bet more efficiently, as well as discuss interesting correlations between Stand Up Comedy and Football. Link to subscribe on iTunes and leave us a review: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/the-degentlemen-show/id1478479280 Like us on Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/TheDeGentlemenShow/ Follow us on Instagram: @theDeGentlemenshow Twitter: @DeGentlemenshow Follow our Hosts on Social Media! @BretErnst on Instagram and Twitter Facebook: https://www.face...2019-09-2700 min
The DeGentlemen ShowNFL Week 3 Picks: Bret and Alex give you their week 3 picks + female advice from BretNFL Week 3 is here and so are the DeGentlemen picks! Bret is fresh off of filming Season 3 of Cobra Kai and Alex is fresh off of sporting the Gardner Minshew II look minus the NFL arm. In this episode, the guys give you their week 3 picks as well as some necessary life and female advice from Bret to Alex. They also discuss the Eli Manning benching as well as the outrageous spreads between the Miami Dolphins and the New York Jets. Link to subscribe on iTunes and leave us a review: https://podcasts.ap...2019-09-2000 min
You're On The ListTop 10 Best/Worst TV Series FinalesThe Queen Nancy Gauci introduces the podcast as only she can. Pete and Bret talk about their show in Forked River, partying with Steamboat Willie, and hanging out at JR's eating Maruca's. The guys discuss Bill Burr and Dave Chappelle's comedy specials, and delve into the best and worst series finales of all time. Where do you put the Sopranos? Or Seinfeld? The boys also update us on future projects and podcasts they are looking to produce!2019-09-171h 35
The DeGentlemen ShowNFL Week 2 Picks + Single vs Married Life talk w/ Bret Ernst and Alex MonacoNFL Week 2 has arrived and the DeGentlemen hosts have their picks! Can they repeat an undefeated 6-0 against the spread from Week 1? Tune in to find out. Bret and Alex also discuss the difference between a day in your 20's vs your 40's. Alex explains a deal breaker on a date while Bret vents about an inconsiderate delivery driver on his street. Link to subscribe on iTunes and leave us a review: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/the-degentlemen-show/id1478479280 Like us on Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/TheDeGentlemenShow/ Fol...2019-09-1200 min
The DeGentlemen ShowNFL Week 1 Tuesday Recap: 6-0 against the spread and Week 1 takeawaysIt was a great start for the DeGentlemen Podcast! Bret and Alex went a perfect 6-0 against the spread picking the Ravens, Cowboys, Bills, Titans, Niners and Rams all against the spread! Bret and Alex recap their Week 1 undefeated picks and discuss what else stood out to them during the first Week of the Season! Link to subscribe on iTunes and leave us a review: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/the-degentlemen-show/id1478479280 Like us on Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/TheDeGentlemenShow/ Follow us on Instagram: @theDeGentlemenshow Twit...2019-09-1000 min
The DeGentlemen ShowThe DeGentlemen Show TrailerComedians Bret Ernst and Alex Monaco introduce the Podcast version of the DeGentlemen show at MGM. In the trailer, they talk about Bret's Cowboys and how the Zeke situation has played out as well as tease their NFL Week 1 Picks! Follow the DeGentlemen show on all social media at: Instagram: @theDeGentlemenshow Twitter: @DeGentlemenshow Like us on Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/TheDeGentlemenShow/ Follow our hosts on Instagram & Twitter IG/Twitter: @BretErnst IG: @AlexMonaco Twitter: @Alex_Monaco 2019-08-3100 minYou're On The ListTop 10 Historical Figures You've Never Heard OfPetey Boy welcomes his old friend Brian "40" Walsh into the studio to talk history. Bret calls in with a big announcement for Labor Day weekend. 40, the history department head at Pierce College, drops some knowledge about the forgotten and sometimes unknown figures that dodge the watchful eye of history.2019-08-151h 19You're On The ListTop 10 Things People Hate For No ReasonPete and Bret rejoin Mike Casentini at the Network Studios to discuss things that people straight up hate without much reasoning. The guys catch up about fireworks, earthquakes, and celebrating your birthday like a gentleman. They talk about the people and things that you love to hate! Be sure to not hate this podcast and write a review!2019-07-101h 40You're On The ListTop 10 Favorite Footballers with Ian EdwardsIan Edwards joins Petey Boy in studio to talk soccer and Bret calls in on a burner phone from his underground bunker. The guys talk about the English premiership, the most successful football clubs, and the best players to play the game. Pete and Ian try to one-up each other with Old Trafford stories as Bret googles old timey players to feel included! Check out Ian's new special IanTalk July 12!2019-07-061h 04You're On The ListTop 10 Film Score Composers Pete meets up with ATC's social media guru Brenton Biddlecombe as Bret calls in from Chicago using a Cricket Wireless flip phone. The guys talk about the importance of social media in a comic's career, the self-anointed Podfather, and the All Things Comedy family of comedians. Brenton comes prepared as a film score expert, taking control of the list along with his curated score samplings. The guys are enamored by the amount of Italians on the list, yet Bret loses his mind over a particular composer that was left out. So whether it's in a video game or the silver s...2019-06-241h 32You're On The ListTop 10 Lies Told By The IndustryPetey Boy dusts off the mics and welcomes Geoff Keith on the show with Bret skyping in with a slightly better connection to discuss the dirty world of show business and the lies told at every turn. The boys also talk about Steve Byrne's new documentary about The Amazing Johnathan, the ghost of Joe Biden, and fake birthday plans!2019-06-151h 38You're On The ListTop 10 Health Fads with Whitney Ayers This week Petey Boy Jones welcomes the love of his life and certified health expert Whitney Ayers into the studio. Bret skypes in with mid-90's technology and talks about setting off lunk alarms and his dedication to the South Beach Diet. It's revealed that Pete's bathroom ceiling is hairy and that he is no good at carrying his girlfriend to the bedroom. Whitney drops knowledge on good and bad health trends that periodically sweep the wellness community and ranks the all-time health fads. So grab a green juice, channel a ghost, and put coffee up your butt to really g...2019-04-181h 42You're On The ListTop 10 Falls From GraceBret is in LA and meets up with Pete and Carlos Rodriguez to catch up and discuss the latest in their lives. The guys talk about the many falls from grace we've seen of one-beloved stars. Rate us for Pete's sake.2019-03-181h 41You're On The ListTop 10 Reasons to Rob the CradlePetey Boy hangs with comedian and soon to be married man Jason Lawhead. Bret Skypes in with the internet connection of a war time corespondent in Syria. The guys talk about the Michael Jackson documentary, how Bret can't read yet is amassing a vintage book collection, and Steve Byrne demands to be off the list. The boys celebrate their much younger (and hotter) ladies and discuss why robbing the cradle is the only way to go.2019-03-081h 11You're On The ListTop 10 Brody Stevens BrodyismsBret Ernst skypes in to the show and joins Pete Giovine in celebrating the great Brody Stevens. The boys share stories about Brody, tell their favorite Brody jokes and rank the phrases Brody was known for. So grab some apple cider vinegar, push and believe, and enjoy it! Yes!2019-03-011h 05You're On The ListEp166 - Top 10 Outdated Things That Are Still AroundStevie G stops by to hear Bret and Pete open the podcast with an old fashioned political argument! After cooler heads prevail, Stevie talks about a good audition, and whether he should join the podcast permanently and Pete is in staunch opposition. The guys discuss the things in life that are still around but seem outdated – like a phone book, or your Mom for instance. Are you still reading this? Your Mom dude.2018-11-141h 25You're On The ListEp165 - Top 10 Dallas Cowboys with Billy BonnellThe Ghost of Ernst Past visits the studio to educate Petey Boy on sports gambling. Billy Bonnell tells the boys about his Navy days, getting into comedy, and joins Pete in admonishing the West Hollywood mail carriers. The guys talk about the best Dallas Cowboys in history and rank them better than Sports Illustrated! Put on your cowboy hat and slap that pig skin in this new ep!2018-10-221h 59You're On The ListEp164 - Top 10 Country StarsPete meets up with Darren Carter The Party Starter at the studio and Bret attempts to Skype in. Unfortunately technical difficulties arise as Bret is forced to write messages on paper and hold them up to the camera as if in an INXS or Facebook birth announcement video. Bret finally gets through and the boys discuss the roots of country music, the biggest stars, David Allan Coe and other three-name artists. Throw in a dip, hop in your old beat up truck, and call your maw!2018-10-152h 14You're On The ListEp163 - Top 10 Disaster Couples with Stevie GuttmanPete gets scolded by Stevie for not getting married. Bret encourages Stevie to look inside himself for guidance as listener Janine wins the day with on-point observations and backhanded digs. The guys talk about the most toxic couples of all time and Caleb becomes the editor of obvious.com. Break up with the psycho if you have one and call your mom!2018-10-081h 26You're On The ListEp161 - Bret Moved To OhioSurprise, surprise! Bret moved to Ohio and Pete still lives in LA! Bret Skypes in to the studio to give us a tour of his house, talks about what he looks forward to in suburban living, and shows us his tile work. The guys discuss the pod and what the future holds! Check out Bret in all of his witness protection glory!2018-09-031h 06You're On The ListEp160 - Top 10 Ways You Know You're White Trash With Eric Rice and Gerard BoekePete is back with Bret as they welcome an insane genius and his muscle into the ATC studio! Elon Musk-esque brain boy Eric Rice has a company called Quanta and he explains the complexities of quantum physics to the boys and they totally get it. Pete take cannabis vapes and feels great while Bret's buddy Gerard Boeke drops the bass. You just got high reading this.2018-08-271h 04You're On The ListEp157 - Top 10 Wu-Tang Clan Members (Ranking The Wu)Pete and Bret discuss their recent role on Steve Byrne's new movie "The Opening Act" while Bret peddles t-shirts on his website. The boys take suggestions from viewers on what the list should be. The podcast takes on the unenviable task of ranking the members of the Wu-Tang Clan. Pete professes his love for Ghostface Killah as Bret shows his allegiance to O.D.B. The all-knowing RZA stops by to talk about allowing Cappadonna into the Clan! Protect ya neck and subscribe to this podcast!2018-07-201h 11You're On The ListEp149 - Top 10 Redheads of All TimeBret pontificates the success of Cobra Kai, talks about not inviting Pete to Mexico, and discusses getting his butt seen by a doctor. Pete mentions his trip to Canada, and tries to educate Bret on the Golden State Killer. The guys take a cue from Carlos and talk the best redheads of all-time! Call your Mom!2018-05-091h 18You're On The ListEp148 - Top 10 Boston AthletesBret and Pete welcome comedian Matty Fontana into the studio to finish off a list that Bret started on Bill Burr's Monday Morning podcast. The guys talk Boston, Bret goes on disjointed rants, and Matty talks a lot about Yawkey.2018-04-301h 41You're On The ListEp146 - Top 10 Guys You See At The GymThe All Things Comedy Launch Episode! Pete Giovine asks Bret Ernst about the passing of Mitzi Shore as they discuss the legendary Comedy Store. The guys talk about the Impossible Burger, Bret's insane diet when he was shredded, and break down the different kinds of guys you see at the gym! SUBSCRIBE TO THIS PODCAST for weekly lists! Call your mom!2018-04-161h 15You're On The ListEp144 - Top 10 Conspiracy Theories W/ Tinfoil Hat With Sam TripoliBret and Pete swapcast with Tinfoil Hat with Sam Tripoli and Ryan Davis! The guys listen to Bret and Tripoli rant and try to list the Top 10 conspiracy theories of all time! Was 9/11 real? Are there lizard people? Subscribe to "You're On The List" podcast and "Tinfoil Hat" podcast!2018-03-281h 17You're On The ListEp141 - Top 10 Things Kids Don't Do No More With Steve SimeoneBret and Pete venture to new digs at the All Things Comedy studio and welcome Steve Simeone to reflect on 3 way calling, kidnapping dogs for ransom, and Bret reveals the true identity of Tony from the roller rink! Subscribe!2018-03-071h 23You're On The ListEp140 - Top 10 TraitorsBret thinks that Pete is stealing all his good ideas and profiting from them. The boys catch up as Pete describes acting in a scene with a pheasant and Bret won't shut up about Chicago. They talk about hecklers and break down the biggest traitors in history! Don't stab us in the back and miss this – Et tu Bret?2018-02-231h 19You're On The ListEp130 - Top 10 Prison Slang WordsBret and Pete talk about the show in Calgary and Bret plays a bunch of songs. The podcast falls off the rails a couple times so they restart the podcast over and over. The guys talk about the best prison slang words and Bret makes a HUGE announcement at the end of the show! Stay tuned!2017-12-081h 23You're On The ListEp128 - Top 10 People We Hate At Holiday PartiesBret Ernst and Pete Giovine reunite at the Comedy Store and catch up with each other finally! Bret's been shooting in Atlanta and Pete just got back from the Philly Punchline with Kurt Metzger. The guys talk about net neutrality and the upcoming FCC vote that will change everything. Pete's brother is having a baby and the baby is hosting hot fetus contests in the womb. The boys welcome in the holiday spirit and talk about the people they don't like at holiday parties! So pace yourself, and don't show up empty handed for this special episode!2017-11-231h 02You're On The ListEp124 - Top 10 Mischief Night PranksBret suspects Pete is a Civil War re-enactor as the boys catch up from time apart. The boys talk about the history of mischief night and the many regional names for this ungodly evening. They cover different ways to terrorize your neighbors and Bret reveals that he's a serial arsonist!2017-10-201h 12You're On The ListEp122 - Top 10 Other Guys In MoviesBret Ernst and Pete Giovine explore the other guys in a movie that either steal the show or have great scenes. Of course you have the protagonist, but f*ck that guy. What about the other little gem performances that make the flick? The guys talk about fights and deviated septums as well as their upcoming trip to Atlanta! Call your Mom dude.2017-09-291h 03You're On The ListEp116 - Top 10 Ways You Know You're Going Back To SchoolBret and Petey Boy Jones return from New Jersey and talk about Bret opening for Bill Burr, Carlos embarrassing every Jersey food staple, and the amazing time they had with the Frige and Steamboat Willie at their show in Asbury Park. The guys look back to the days when summer was winding down and you knew you were heading back to school. So cop that new backpack, say goodbye to your summer love, and don't wear those new sneakers until school starts – you're going back to school!2017-08-181h 24You're On The ListEp115 MESSAGE - Pete forgot the SD cardThis is a short message from Pete Giovine about how he forgot to bring the correct SD card, while in New Jersey performing with Bret Ernst.2017-08-1106 minYou're On The ListEp112 - Top 10 White Rappers with Eric SchwartzPete and Bret welcome comedian Eric Schwartz to the Comedy Store studio to talk about cultural appropriation in hip hop, Sebastian freestyling, Eric's bitch ass dad, and the guys rank the best white rappers of all time. Pete fights for Your Old Droog, Bret bounces Logic, and Eric gives Mackelmore his due. So throw on your hoodie, get sick in the bathroom, and prevail in the rap battle cause you only got one shot, do not miss your chance to blow! GUEST LINKS Twitter: @ericschwartz IG: @eeericschwartz www.ericschwartzlive.com2017-07-211h 41You're On The ListEp105 - Top 10 Iconic Cars Of TV and FilmPete Giovine and Bret Ernst are back! The boys catch up after their time away. Bret rocked West Palm and Pete wrote an episode of South Park. The boys talk about Kathy Griffin's photographer and killing snails. Rev up your engines and drive down memory lane with the most iconic cars in history!2017-06-021h 27You're On The ListEp100 - 100th Episode Spectacular! (Top 10 Best of YOTL)Bret Ernst and Pete Giovine have made it to 100 episodes of "You're On The List!" The boys go to the mezzanine and hang with YOTL VIP's to find out the top 10 fan-favorite episodes! WE LOVE OUR LISTENERS!!! Keep sharing!2017-04-211h 16You're On The ListEp99 - Top 10 LiesWorld's collide! The Network Studio's Mike Casentini visits the boys to reminisce about the Bret Ernst Show and how the podcast has grown since. Bret makes a nonsensical connection between race and the guy who got dragged off the United flight, while the guys tell their best tall tales! We almost to 100 y'all!2017-04-151h 33You're On The ListEp98 - Top 10 Signs Your Girl Is Out of TownPete Giovine and Bret Ernst have been left home alone… these are their stories! The boys commiserate at the Comedy Store as Pete delivers top-notch analysis of the NCAA basketball final and we hear how Post Malone's manager made him feel like an old man! Bret's knack for rewarding shits with treats saves his dog's life, and we learn the things guys do when left unattended for extended periods of time! Take a shower for Christ's sake, pick up those socks, and enjoy this episode as you make the bed you train wreck!2017-04-071h 07
You're On The ListEp96 - Top 10 Chain RestaurantsPete orders replacement parts for a blender and Bret reveals he's been drinking apple cider vinegar with ginger and turmeric. The guys take a listener's suggestion and debate the best chain restaurants in the game. Bret talks about working at Hooters and the Cheesecake Factory, and Pete runs some tweets! Order a pizookie and call your mom!2017-03-241h 04
You're On The ListEp92 - Top 10 Coolest People From New JerseyBret and Pete return from San Francisco with wild tales as they commiserate back at the Comedy Store. They talk about the great people they met, Drunk Jones Johnson, and an art heist that Bret almost pulled the trigger on. In honor of heading to the Stress Factory Feb 23-25 in New Brunswick the guys honor the coolest kids to ever graduate New Jersey! Call your Moms and come to the shows!2017-02-231h 15
You're On The ListEp85 - Top 10 Ways You Know The Holidays Are OverBret and Pete review some classic hip hop, talk about Bret's childhood gangster friend, and discuss their holiday vacations. The boys argue about the availability of bowls of snacks after the holidays, Pete plays Santa, and Sebastian goes to Bass Pro Shops.2017-01-061h 12
You're On The ListEp76 - Top 10 Scariest MoviesBret and Jones Johnson discuss Pete's trip to Philly, dressing up for Halloween, and the boys crack open some PBR's like hipsters. The guys try to communicate with ghosts, discuss the scariest movies of all time and then Bret begs for money. Be sure to rate us 5 stars son!2016-10-281h 26
You're On The ListEp72 - Top 10 Things That Suck About Being An AdultBret and Jones Johnson express election fatigue as they talk about the upcoming debates, Bill Moyers journalism, and the Seaside Park bomber. The guys reflect on simpler times that didn't involve paying attention to politics and chasing paper. Bret reveals some debate tactics that Jersey Italians use and the guys talk about the joys of being a kid. So put the thermometer to the light bulb, fake a cough, keep your pajamas on and listen to this episode while you stay home from school!2016-09-231h 05
You're On The ListEp65 - Top 10 Things You Shouldn't Do In A Big CityBret is back with Jones Johnson! The two guinzaloons discuss the candidates, conventions, and the certain things you can't do in the city. The guys talk NYC living and Pete got punched in the face! Go see Bret Ernst this weekend at Gotham! Then leave a good tip like a gentleman.2016-07-291h 07
You're On The ListEp64 - Top 10 Causes of Arguments in RelationshipsPetey Boy welcomes old friend Pat "Big D" Deluca on the show with Joey "Podcasts" Praino as they discuss the many reasons couples argue. The guys also discuss False Memory Syndrome, why you should have sex before dinner, gifting Briana Banks an appliance, and loud guidos uniting. Check out Pat's new podcast "I Can't Believe This Shit" as well as Bret Ernst this weekend at the Palm Beach Improv, south Florida dawg!2016-07-221h 11
You're On The ListEp63 - Top 20 Comics Working TodayBret and Pete talk about how shitty Hollywood is, Vanderpump Rules, and inhale asbestos from the construction at the Comedy Store studio. Bret Ernst made the Heckler list of top comics, so Pete and the Dawg create their own. Rate your face!2016-07-151h 06
You're On The ListEp60 - Top 10 Cities That Can Use A Pick-Me-UpIn honor of Cleveland's championship, Bret and Pete discuss other cities that can use a win for Christ's sake. The guys talk about the big game, Lebron, low income education, Bret's gay earring, the politics of poverty, and the towns that could use a boost. Be sure to hashtag YOTL for a shout out on Pete's Tweets! Rate and comment on your Mom's house!2016-06-241h 06
You're On The ListEp57 - Top 10 Sports UniformsComedian Joe Praino, and host of "The Dirty Sports" podcast, joins Bret in Studio to discuss the "TOP 10 Sports Uniforms" of all time…, oh, and Pete calls in from Jersey to let us know if his brother's bachelor party was a success. Bret also announces his new podcast "Dirty Politics" with his new host...none other then...JOE PRAINO!2016-05-2736 min
You're On The ListEp54 - Top 10 Things That Set Bret OffThe guys welcome back Stevie G and talk about politics, hip hop, wack trap rappers, and other stuff that piss Bret off. Rate and comment and don't engage Bret!2016-05-0635 min
You're On The ListEp48 - Top 10 R&B SongsAuthor and long-time Ernst friend Carl DeGregorio comes in to talk about his book "The Drama King." The guys discuss the book which takes you inside an acting conservatory and the processes that come with it. Bret plays some old school jams that he used to clip to. Get your fade right and pick up some body oils!2016-03-2542 min
You're On The ListEp46 - Top 10 Ways to Promote the PodcastBret and Pete talk about their seven listeners and find ways to expand their base. The boys try to find a way to get Bret framed for murder. Rate and comment at your mom's house. Featured Links www.hairandteeth.com www.breternst.com2016-03-1137 min
You're On The ListEp39 - Top 10 Club SongsBret's good friend and Pete's former college buddy, Stevie G, comes in and discusses the top club songs of all time! We also learn all the things Bret invented.2016-01-2237 min
You're On The ListEp37 - Top 10 Lies Your Parents Told YouBret and Pete take a listeners list suggestion and uncover the lies parents tell to keep their kids in line. Bret drops some hip hop gems and Pete's dog takes a shit in the studio. Rate and comment suckas!2016-01-0835 min
You're On The ListEp35 - Top 10 Christmas songs we hateIn honor of the Holiday spirit, Bret and Pete list their most hated Christmas songs. Bret also gives us a lesson in a forgotten figure in the story of Christmas. Merry Christmas everyone!2015-12-2537 min
You're On The ListEp13 - Top 10 Summer MemoriesBret and Pete crack open the windows, grab some lemonade and enjoy the summer wind as they talk about great summer memories. *Most of Bret's involve stealing something.2015-07-1735 min
The Bret Ernst ShowEp76 - Top 10 Biggest "Dicks" in MoviesBret, Pete and Mike Casentini discuss Penis size, micro dicks, and Pete gets a half ass Biology lesson from Bret. We also learn about the movie TITANIC and list the Top 10 Movie Dicks of all time!2015-03-1300 min
The Bret Ernst ShowEp74 - Top 10 SuperherosBret gets caught eating cereal and watching superhero movies again. The guys discuss their favorite superheroes and Bret walks us through the real difference between DC and Marvel.2015-02-2700 min
The Bret Ernst ShowEp61 - Top 10 Hip Hop Songs Pt. 2Bret and Pete try and finish the list from last week (which is impossible) and Morgan Freeman drops in! Bret also gives us insight into another genre of music he's into, and makes it really uncomfortable for everyone in the room.2014-11-2800 min
The Bret Ernst ShowEp42 - Top 10 Snacks with MilkBret and Pete talk about Pete being born teeth first, his upcoming birthday, and Bret's broad definition of the honor system. The boys then discuss the top 10 snacks with milk. Spoiler alert: most have cream filling. Be sure to rate and comment on iTunes. Also, you can find the show on Stitcher.2014-07-0400 min
The Bret Ernst ShowEp36 - Top 10 Useless Skills with Ron BabcockThis week, Bret is without his trusty co-host, Pete Giovine. Bret instead sits down with comedians and writer, Ron Babcock. This week's topic is the Top 10 Useless Skills. Be sure to rate and comment in iTunes. You can also find the show on Stitcher.2014-05-2300 min
The Bret Ernst ShowEp32 - Top 10 Sports IconsThis week, Bret sits down with good friend and comedian, Jason Lawhead. Jason has recently been featured on "Live at Gotham" on the AXS network and The Artie Lange Show. He's also can be seen on the road headlining clubs across the country. He also features on tour with Bill Burr and Sebastian Maniscalco. In this episode Bret and Jason discuss their picks for the Top 10 Sports Icons. Be sure to rate and comment in iTunes.2014-04-2500 min
The Bret Ernst ShowEp29 - Ode to The Dirty SouthBret and Pete do a shout-out to the rap music of The Dirty South, and Bret reminisces about his early days growing up in South Florida, playing football, and more. Be sure to rate and comment in iTunes.2014-04-0400 min
The Bret Ernst ShowEp28 - Pete's LateBret and Pete sit down to do another episode and this time Bret bust Pete's balls for being late. Pete discusses hanging with Chuck Lidell. They also talk about the missing plane and more. Be sure to rate and comment in iTunes.2014-03-2800 min
The Bret Ernst ShowEp27 - Boxing, Butt Doctors & Gay MarriageIn a callback to last week's episode about boxing, Bret talks about his former student turned pro-boxer, Brandon "The Cannon" Adams and his upcoming fight in April. Bret also talks about his upcoming visit to the "Butt Doctor," as well as Gay Marriage and more. Be sure to rate and comment in iTunes.2014-03-2100 min
The Bret Ernst ShowEp22 - Sorry For The BreakBret Ernst and Pete Giovine talk about the Super Bowl as well as talking about people you don't know. Be sure to rate and comment on iTunes.2014-02-1400 min
The Bret Ernst ShowEp21 - Darrell La MontreBret Ernst sits down with good friend, comedian and Podcaster, Darrell La Montre. They talk about their careers in standup comedy as well as boxing and more. Be sure to rate and comment on iTunes.2014-01-3100 min
The Bret Ernst ShowEp20 - Richard Sherman RantBret Ernst and Pete Giovine discuss a variety of different topics, from Richard Sherman's rant after the Seattle Seahawks win over the Forty Niners in last weeks Playoffs to dating. It's that all over the place. Take a listen. Be sure to rate and comment on iTunes.2014-01-2400 min
The Bret Ernst ShowEp19 - Ode to Henry HillIn this episode, Bret and Pete sit down with Bret's wife to discuss relationship advice to help Pete understand when he will know the best time to pop the question. Be sure to rate and comment on iTunes.2014-01-1700 min
The Bret Ernst ShowEp18 - New Years RecapThe guys are back from the holidays. Bret and Pete recap their New Years Eve parties and Bret reads some hate mail. It's a good time. Be sure to rate and comment on iTunes.2014-01-1000 min
The Bret Ernst ShowEp11 - Growing Up In JerseyIn this episode, Bret and Pete talk about growing up in Jersey stealing whatever they could as well as recaping this Halloween's weekend of events. Also, Bret's friend Correy calls in. Be sure to rate and comment on iTunes.2013-11-0800 min
The Bret Ernst ShowEp10 - I got ObamacareIn this episode, Bret and Pete talk about Pete's recent freestyle rap battle win at the Improv in Hollywood as well as a recap of the NFL concussion episode regarding some of the responses from that show and Bret talks about the getting Obamacare. Be sure to rate and comment on iTunes.2013-11-0100 min
The Bret Ernst ShowEp9 - Women Get a GripIn this episode, Bret and Pete recap last weeks episode relating to the NFL and concussions. They also discuss other personal injuries. Bret talks about Maria Kang, who's a mother of 3 and a fitness enthusiast, has been put on blast for promoting fitness. Be sure to rate and comment on iTunes.2013-10-2500 min
The Bret Ernst ShowEp7 - What's your score?In this episode, Bret Ernst and Pete Giovine discusses Bret first arguement as a married man. Do women score men using a point scoring system like men do? What's up with the Ed Hardy guy? 10 percent of men and women are constantly trying to move around the rest of the 90 percent of humanity. Be sure to rate and comment on iTunes.2013-10-0400 min
The Bret Ernst ShowEp6 – Man vs. WomanIn this episode, Bret Ernst and Pete Giovine discuss Bret's recent wedding in Ohio, of which he was given a couple of relationship books as wedding gifts. This leads them into discussing the differences between men and women. Lively discussion. Be sure to rate and comment on iTunes.2013-09-2700 min
The Bret Ernst ShowEp5 - Little People and CerealIn this episode, Bret Ernst and Pete Giovine discuss a variety of different stuff, including getting married, family, New Jersey and "Little People and Cereal." Be sure to rate and comment on iTunes.2013-09-2000 min
The Bret Ernst ShowEp3 - Who's getting married?In this episode, Bret talks about getting ready for married life, by telling stories about his own experiences going to weddings as well as horror stories about failed marriages. That being said, things are looking exetremely positive for Bret, because he loves his girl. Remember to rate and comment on iTunes.2013-09-0600 min
The Bret Ernst ShowEp2 - Pete GiovineIn this episode, Bret Ernst is back and in full effect. He's with a new Podcast network, "The Network Studios," as well as a new show format. This week, Bret has good friend and fellow comedian, Pete Giovine. They talk about being east coast boys as wellas other things. Remember to rate and comment on iTunes.2013-08-3000 min
The Bret Ernst ShowEp1 - Bret is back!In this episode, Bret Ernst is back and in full effect. He's with a new Podcast network, "The Network Studios," as well as a new show format. The show is just 30 minutes. Bret talks about everything from his excitement for the beginning of the football season, starting things off with a bit of controversy as it pertains to Riley Cooper dropping the "N" bomb and having to go to counseling for using racially motivated words. Bret also introduces a segment called, "Who Gives A Fuck?," focusing on the Drew Brees Bad Tip story, which moves into Bret time as a...2013-08-2300 min