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You're On the List TOP 10 Things people give up for LentAfter 6 year hiatus You're on the list is back!!!! Bret Ernst Along with Former Guest and now Co-host Carlos Rodriguez. Never Fear Petey Boy Jones will make his return soon. This week since Ernst went to church we go over top 10 things people give up for lent.

2025-03-0648 min

Punchlines with Frank Nicotero Episode 132: Bret Ernst Is HEREPunch for the laughs, Lines for the Sports. Hosted by Frank Nicotero, this 60-minute variety hour is the perfect balance of humor and sports.Special Guest: Bret Ernst.

2024-04-151h 03 $You\'re On The List$

You're On The List Top 10 Best/Worst TV Series FinalesThe Queen Nancy Gauci introduces the podcast as only she can. Pete and Bret talk about their show in Forked River, partying with Steamboat Willie, and hanging out at JR's eating Maruca's. The guys discuss Bill Burr and Dave Chappelle's comedy specials, and delve into the best and worst series finales of all time. Where do you put the Sopranos? Or Seinfeld? The boys also update us on future projects and podcasts they are looking to produce!

2019-09-171h 35 $You\'re On The List$

You're On The List Top 10 Historical Figures You've Never Heard OfPetey Boy welcomes his old friend Brian "40" Walsh into the studio to talk history. Bret calls in with a big announcement for Labor Day weekend. 40, the history department head at Pierce College, drops some knowledge about the forgotten and sometimes unknown figures that dodge the watchful eye of history.

2019-08-151h 19 $You\'re On The List$

You're On The List Top 10 Things People Hate For No ReasonPete and Bret rejoin Mike Casentini at the Network Studios to discuss things that people straight up hate without much reasoning. The guys catch up about fireworks, earthquakes, and celebrating your birthday like a gentleman. They talk about the people and things that you love to hate! Be sure to not hate this podcast and write a review!

2019-07-101h 40 $You\'re On The List$

You're On The List Top 10 Favorite Footballers with Ian EdwardsIan Edwards joins Petey Boy in studio to talk soccer and Bret calls in on a burner phone from his underground bunker. The guys talk about the English premiership, the most successful football clubs, and the best players to play the game. Pete and Ian try to one-up each other with Old Trafford stories as Bret googles old timey players to feel included! Check out Ian's new special IanTalk July 12!

2019-07-061h 04 $You\'re On The List$

You're On The List Top 10 Film Score Composers Pete meets up with ATC's social media guru Brenton Biddlecombe as Bret calls in from Chicago using a Cricket Wireless flip phone. The guys talk about the importance of social media in a comic's career, the self-anointed Podfather, and the All Things Comedy family of comedians. Brenton comes prepared as a film score expert, taking control of the list along with his curated score samplings. The guys are enamored by the amount of Italians on the list, yet Bret loses his mind over a particular composer that was left out. So whether it's in a video game or the silver s...

2019-06-241h 32 $You\'re On The List$

You're On The List Top 10 Lies Told By The IndustryPetey Boy dusts off the mics and welcomes Geoff Keith on the show with Bret skyping in with a slightly better connection to discuss the dirty world of show business and the lies told at every turn. The boys also talk about Steve Byrne's new documentary about The Amazing Johnathan, the ghost of Joe Biden, and fake birthday plans!

2019-06-151h 38 $You\'re On The List$

You're On The List Top 10 Health Fads with Whitney Ayers This week Petey Boy Jones welcomes the love of his life and certified health expert Whitney Ayers into the studio. Bret skypes in with mid-90's technology and talks about setting off lunk alarms and his dedication to the South Beach Diet. It's revealed that Pete's bathroom ceiling is hairy and that he is no good at carrying his girlfriend to the bedroom. Whitney drops knowledge on good and bad health trends that periodically sweep the wellness community and ranks the all-time health fads. So grab a green juice, channel a ghost, and put coffee up your butt to really g...

2019-04-181h 42 $You\'re On The List$

You're On The List Top 10 Falls From GraceBret is in LA and meets up with Pete and Carlos Rodriguez to catch up and discuss the latest in their lives. The guys talk about the many falls from grace we've seen of one-beloved stars. Rate us for Pete's sake.

2019-03-181h 41 $You\'re On The List$

You're On The List Top 10 Reasons to Rob the CradlePetey Boy hangs with comedian and soon to be married man Jason Lawhead. Bret Skypes in with the internet connection of a war time corespondent in Syria. The guys talk about the Michael Jackson documentary, how Bret can't read yet is amassing a vintage book collection, and Steve Byrne demands to be off the list. The boys celebrate their much younger (and hotter) ladies and discuss why robbing the cradle is the only way to go.

2019-03-081h 11 $You\'re On The List$

You're On The List Top 10 Brody Stevens BrodyismsBret Ernst skypes in to the show and joins Pete Giovine in celebrating the great Brody Stevens. The boys share stories about Brody, tell their favorite Brody jokes and rank the phrases Brody was known for. So grab some apple cider vinegar, push and believe, and enjoy it! Yes!

2019-03-011h 05 $You\'re On The List$

You're On The List Ep166 - Top 10 Outdated Things That Are Still AroundStevie G stops by to hear Bret and Pete open the podcast with an old fashioned political argument! After cooler heads prevail, Stevie talks about a good audition, and whether he should join the podcast permanently and Pete is in staunch opposition. The guys discuss the things in life that are still around but seem outdated – like a phone book, or your Mom for instance. Are you still reading this? Your Mom dude.

2018-11-141h 25 $You\'re On The List$

You're On The List Ep165 - Top 10 Dallas Cowboys with Billy BonnellThe Ghost of Ernst Past visits the studio to educate Petey Boy on sports gambling. Billy Bonnell tells the boys about his Navy days, getting into comedy, and joins Pete in admonishing the West Hollywood mail carriers. The guys talk about the best Dallas Cowboys in history and rank them better than Sports Illustrated! Put on your cowboy hat and slap that pig skin in this new ep!

2018-10-221h 59 $You\'re On The List$

You're On The List Ep164 - Top 10 Country StarsPete meets up with Darren Carter The Party Starter at the studio and Bret attempts to Skype in. Unfortunately technical difficulties arise as Bret is forced to write messages on paper and hold them up to the camera as if in an INXS or Facebook birth announcement video. Bret finally gets through and the boys discuss the roots of country music, the biggest stars, David Allan Coe and other three-name artists. Throw in a dip, hop in your old beat up truck, and call your maw!

2018-10-152h 14 $You\'re On The List$

You're On The List Ep163 - Top 10 Disaster Couples with Stevie GuttmanPete gets scolded by Stevie for not getting married. Bret encourages Stevie to look inside himself for guidance as listener Janine wins the day with on-point observations and backhanded digs. The guys talk about the most toxic couples of all time and Caleb becomes the editor of obvious.com. Break up with the psycho if you have one and call your mom!

2018-10-081h 26 $You\'re On The List$

You're On The List Ep162 - Top 10 Things On A Bucket List With DJ SandhuPetey Boy brings DJ Sandhu into the studio to talk bucket list with Bret. The guys discuss the Emmy's, Ohio life, Tommy Lee Jones' war record, and talk about their trip to Phoenix. The boys weed through things that want to do before they kick the bucket. Rate your Mom.

2018-09-201h 49 $You\'re On The List$

You're On The List Ep161 - Bret Moved To OhioSurprise, surprise! Bret moved to Ohio and Pete still lives in LA! Bret Skypes in to the studio to give us a tour of his house, talks about what he looks forward to in suburban living, and shows us his tile work. The guys discuss the pod and what the future holds! Check out Bret in all of his witness protection glory!

2018-09-031h 06 $You\'re On The List$

You're On The List Ep160 - Top 10 Ways You Know You're White Trash With Eric Rice and Gerard BoekePete is back with Bret as they welcome an insane genius and his muscle into the ATC studio! Elon Musk-esque brain boy Eric Rice has a company called Quanta and he explains the complexities of quantum physics to the boys and they totally get it. Pete take cannabis vapes and feels great while Bret's buddy Gerard Boeke drops the bass. You just got high reading this.

2018-08-271h 04 $You\'re On The List$

You're On The List Ep158 - Top 10 Game-Changing Video GamesBret and Pete catch up after being away from the pod for a long time. The guys get some list ideas from listeners then commit to debating video games that changed the landscape of gaming when released. Grab your Duck Hunt gun, remember the cheat codes, and call your Mom!

2018-08-081h 03 $You\'re On The List$

You're On The List Ep157 - Top 10 Wu-Tang Clan Members (Ranking The Wu)Pete and Bret discuss their recent role on Steve Byrne's new movie "The Opening Act" while Bret peddles t-shirts on his website. The boys take suggestions from viewers on what the list should be. The podcast takes on the unenviable task of ranking the members of the Wu-Tang Clan. Pete professes his love for Ghostface Killah as Bret shows his allegiance to O.D.B. The all-knowing RZA stops by to talk about allowing Cappadonna into the Clan! Protect ya neck and subscribe to this podcast!

2018-07-201h 11 $You\'re On The List$

You're On The List Ep156 - Top 10 Fake Guido Club NamesThings fall apart before they start on this week's podcast! The boys run into several technical difficulties that culminate into a snowball of shit show. Bret, who is ADHD, is tasked with reading comments off his phone and results with him randomly saying fragments of thought. The guys start to make a list centered around what makes a bad podcast, then somehow switch it up to fake nightclub names! There is beauty in the break down!

2018-07-131h 15 $You\'re On The List$

You're On The List Ep155 - Top 10 Reasons To Leave CaliforniaBret and Pete talk about the pro's and con's of living in California. The guys realize that LA is killing them.

2018-07-061h 31 $You\'re On The List$

You're On The List Ep153 - Top 10 People We Wish Were On TwitterBret is back in the house with Pete at the All Things Comedy studios. The boys catch up, recap last weeks list, and then discuss the people they wish were on twitter. Sam Tripoli stops by to drop a new conspiracy theory! Subscribe!

2018-06-201h 25 $You\'re On The List$

You're On The List Ep151 - Top 10 Movie VillainsPete discovers he's an Italian WASP, while Bret discusses Roseanne's tweets and the NFL policy on standing for the national anthem. The guys interact with new listeners as they compile a list of the best movie villains of all time. Make sure you subscribe to the podcast and tell your friends!

2018-05-311h 33 $You\'re On The List$

You're On The List Ep150 - Top 10 Things We Love About New JerseySteve Rannazzasi drops by to discuss the memorial for Mitzi Shore and we even get a surprise pop in from Eddie Peppitone! Bret and Pete talk about the old country of Weehawken and how much they love the great state of New Jersey!

2018-05-161h 26 $You\'re On The List$

You're On The List Ep149 - Top 10 Redheads of All TimeBret pontificates the success of Cobra Kai, talks about not inviting Pete to Mexico, and discusses getting his butt seen by a doctor. Pete mentions his trip to Canada, and tries to educate Bret on the Golden State Killer. The guys take a cue from Carlos and talk the best redheads of all-time! Call your Mom!

2018-05-091h 18 $You\'re On The List$

You're On The List Ep148 - Top 10 Boston AthletesBret and Pete welcome comedian Matty Fontana into the studio to finish off a list that Bret started on Bill Burr's Monday Morning podcast. The guys talk Boston, Bret goes on disjointed rants, and Matty talks a lot about Yawkey.

2018-04-301h 41 $You\'re On The List$

You're On The List Ep147 - Top 10 Underrated 80's Movies With Jon Hurwitz, Hayden Schlossberg, and Josh HealdBret and Pete welcome the 3 big-time writers/producers responsible for Blockers, Harold & Kumar Go To White Castle, Hot Tub Time Machine, and the new YouTube Red series Cobra Kai! The guys learn about how Hurwitz and Schlossberg got the OK from White Castle and how they rebooted the career of the great Neil Patrick Harris. John Cena is revealed to be the best actor of all-time, and Billy Zabka the best movie bully ever. This round table breaks down the best underrated 80's movies of all-time as Pete and Josh commemorate Kevin Bacon's classic flick Quicksilver! Cobra Kai May 2nd!

2018-04-231h 59 $You\'re On The List$

You're On The List Ep146 - Top 10 Guys You See At The GymThe All Things Comedy Launch Episode! Pete Giovine asks Bret Ernst about the passing of Mitzi Shore as they discuss the legendary Comedy Store. The guys talk about the Impossible Burger, Bret's insane diet when he was shredded, and break down the different kinds of guys you see at the gym! SUBSCRIBE TO THIS PODCAST for weekly lists! Call your mom!

2018-04-161h 15 $You\'re On The List$

You're On The List Ep145 - Top 10 ExcusesThe boys have a new intern Trevor who just got fired by the Dirty Sports podcast! Pete reads some Youtube comments about Bret from the Tinfoil Hat swapcast and they're not pretty. The boys talk about making excuses and which ones are the best to use in different situations. There's no excuse to not subscribe to this podcast.

2018-04-041h 10 $You\'re On The List$

You're On The List Ep144 - Top 10 Conspiracy Theories W/ Tinfoil Hat With Sam TripoliBret and Pete swapcast with Tinfoil Hat with Sam Tripoli and Ryan Davis! The guys listen to Bret and Tripoli rant and try to list the Top 10 conspiracy theories of all time! Was 9/11 real? Are there lizard people? Subscribe to "You're On The List" podcast and "Tinfoil Hat" podcast!

2018-03-281h 17 $You\'re On The List$

You're On The List Ep143 - Top 10 Worst Movie Sequels With Carlos RodriguezBret and Pete welcome Carlos Rodriguez to the studio to throw bitch ass dad jokes at each other. The guys go live and talk to the people about the worst movie sequels of all time. Subscribe to this podcast fool!

2018-03-221h 17 $You\'re On The List$

You're On The List Ep142 - Top 10 Jacksons with Jake RohnBret and Pete welcome hip hop journalist Jake Rohn to the studio to talk our favorite rappers and how a lot of the new guys suck. The guys talk about the best Jacksons of all time and discuss their checkered pasts. Be sure to subscribe to the podcast!

2018-03-141h 12 $You\'re On The List$

You're On The List Ep141 - Top 10 Things Kids Don't Do No More With Steve SimeoneBret and Pete venture to new digs at the All Things Comedy studio and welcome Steve Simeone to reflect on 3 way calling, kidnapping dogs for ransom, and Bret reveals the true identity of Tony from the roller rink! Subscribe!

2018-03-071h 23 $You\'re On The List$

You're On The List Ep140 - Top 10 TraitorsBret thinks that Pete is stealing all his good ideas and profiting from them. The boys catch up as Pete describes acting in a scene with a pheasant and Bret won't shut up about Chicago. They talk about hecklers and break down the biggest traitors in history! Don't stab us in the back and miss this – Et tu Bret?

2018-02-231h 19 $You\'re On The List$

You're On The List Ep139 - Top 10 Scumbag Athletes With Stevie GuttmanPetey Boy Jones welcomes fan favorite Stevie G to the Comedy Store to discuss his new movie and to tell tales of Bret wielding a machete in Las Vegas! The boys talk about the dirtiest, scumbag athletes to grace the highest stages of professional sports! So call that hooker, grab an eight ball, and steal from your teammates with this awesome episode!

2018-02-161h 28 $You\'re On The List$

You're On The List Ep138 - Top 10 Things Guys Gotta Do For Valentine's DayPete and Bret talk about the Super Bowl, which quarterback will reign supreme in Philly, and discuss the grueling tradition of being a guy during the Valentine's Day holiday. Subscribe and rate us on iTunes sweetheart!

2018-02-091h 28 $You\'re On The List$

You're On The List Ep137 - Top 10 Worst Grammy WinnersPete and Bret go live at the Store to discuss Super Bowl picks and life. The boys also talk about the Grammy's how much they do not care about them. Pete shuts down the need to release an FBI memo and the boys talk about the worst Grammy winners of all-time!

2018-02-021h 16 $You\'re On The List$

You're On The List Ep136 - Top 10 Signs You're Getting OlderBret and Pete make YOTL history and Facebook Live the podcast for the very first time. The guys interact with viewers and even add some of their suggestions to the final list. The boys talk about the things that happen when you get older and signs that age is catching up to you.

2018-01-261h 10 $You\'re On The List$

You're On The List Ep135 - Top 10 Presidential ScandalsPetey Boy is involved in yet another scandal! Bret and Pete get back on track, discuss President Trumps scandalous ways and break down the top scandals to hit the office of the US presidency!

2018-01-191h 15 $You\'re On The List$

You're On The List Ep132 - Top 10 Fishes of the Christmas Eve Feast With Luca PalancaBret and Pete talk about Luke Skywalker being a sensitive hipster and about donkey face Jones as the holidays are upon us. Fan favorite Luca Palanca phones in to discuss the favorite fish of the Vigil aka the Feast of Seven Fishes! The guys guinea out a bit as they discuss great holiday memories! Don't miss this episode and Merry Christmas!!! Twitter: @lucapalanca Website: https://www.facebook.com/guineabastards/

2017-12-221h 15 $You\'re On The List$

You're On The List Ep131 - Top 10 Little Known Truths About Indian Culture With Yuvi Grewal and Pritesh ShahBret and Pete are forced to look at a side of a building ad for the movie "The Problem With Apu" every time they walk into the Comedy Store and don't really get it. They wanted to speak to some real Indians about the beloved and embattled Simpson character. The guys welcome Yuvi and Pritesh to the show and ask them all about the Indian culture. The guys try to understand bitcoin and enjoy some Tikka Masala and mango lassi!

2017-12-151h 15 $You\'re On The List$

You're On The List Ep130 - Top 10 Prison Slang WordsBret and Pete talk about the show in Calgary and Bret plays a bunch of songs. The podcast falls off the rails a couple times so they restart the podcast over and over. The guys talk about the best prison slang words and Bret makes a HUGE announcement at the end of the show! Stay tuned!

2017-12-081h 23 $You\'re On The List$

You're On The List Ep128 - Top 10 People We Hate At Holiday PartiesBret Ernst and Pete Giovine reunite at the Comedy Store and catch up with each other finally! Bret's been shooting in Atlanta and Pete just got back from the Philly Punchline with Kurt Metzger. The guys talk about net neutrality and the upcoming FCC vote that will change everything. Pete's brother is having a baby and the baby is hosting hot fetus contests in the womb. The boys welcome in the holiday spirit and talk about the people they don't like at holiday parties! So pace yourself, and don't show up empty handed for this special episode!

2017-11-231h 02 $You\'re On The List$

You're On The List Ep126 - Top 10 Worst Rap SongsBret and Petey Boy talk about the rap songs they despise. They all can't be gold Jerry. Join the boys for a terrible walk down rap's memory lane!

2017-11-0340 min $You\'re On The List$

You're On The List Ep125 - Top 10 Bobby Lee Gigs (Before He Had To Go)On this kamikaze bootleg episode, Bret wrangles Bobby Lee down to the studio to talk about his memorable moments from various gigs as the talented actor/comedian he is!

2017-10-2731 min $You\'re On The List$

You're On The List Ep124 - Top 10 Mischief Night PranksBret suspects Pete is a Civil War re-enactor as the boys catch up from time apart. The boys talk about the history of mischief night and the many regional names for this ungodly evening. They cover different ways to terrorize your neighbors and Bret reveals that he's a serial arsonist!

2017-10-201h 12 $You\'re On The List$

You're On The List Ep123 - Top 10 Most Dangerous/Dumb Shit That Boys DoThis week the boys kick off with a classic hip-hop mixtape, recap their trip to Atlanta, and reveal Rusty's nephew. Pete and Bret go on to tell us the stupidest and most dangerous exploits from their childhood. Girls grow up as girls, boys grow up as suicidal dumb idiots. Call your Mom after this one.

2017-10-061h 02 $You\'re On The List$

You're On The List Ep122 - Top 10 Other Guys In MoviesBret Ernst and Pete Giovine explore the other guys in a movie that either steal the show or have great scenes. Of course you have the protagonist, but f*ck that guy. What about the other little gem performances that make the flick? The guys talk about fights and deviated septums as well as their upcoming trip to Atlanta! Call your Mom dude.

2017-09-291h 03 $You\'re On The List$

You're On The List Ep121 - Top 10 Jewish People Of All TimeBret and comedian Josh Nasar talk about great Jews with his cousin Sam. Jones Johnson is not in the studio and you can tell. The guys talk boxing, Neil Diamond, and Milton Berle's root. Mazel tov!

2017-09-2258 min $You\'re On The List$

You're On The List Ep120 - Top 10 Things That Make Us UncomfortableBret and Pete think awkward things and explore stuff that makes you squirm like James Corden rapping. Please buy their t-shirts and contribute to the Patreon page – now that was uncomfortable...

2017-09-151h 08 $You\'re On The List$

You're On The List Ep119 - Top 10 80's Action Movies with Arnold SchwarzeneggerArnold Schwarzenegger comes to the Comedy Store to visit Pete and Bret! This is the biggest guest to ever be on YOTL!!! Governor Schwarzenegger hangs with the boys to discuss the best action movies of the 1980's! The guys pick Arnold's brain about his movie making experiences and personal life! DO NOT MISS THIS! We'll be back!

2017-09-081h 05 $You\'re On The List$

You're On The List Ep116 - Top 10 Ways You Know You're Going Back To SchoolBret and Petey Boy Jones return from New Jersey and talk about Bret opening for Bill Burr, Carlos embarrassing every Jersey food staple, and the amazing time they had with the Frige and Steamboat Willie at their show in Asbury Park. The guys look back to the days when summer was winding down and you knew you were heading back to school. So cop that new backpack, say goodbye to your summer love, and don't wear those new sneakers until school starts – you're going back to school!

2017-08-181h 24 $You\'re On The List$

You're On The List Ep115 MESSAGE - Pete forgot the SD cardThis is a short message from Pete Giovine about how he forgot to bring the correct SD card, while in New Jersey performing with Bret Ernst.

2017-08-1106 min $You\'re On The List$

You're On The List Ep112 - Top 10 White Rappers with Eric SchwartzPete and Bret welcome comedian Eric Schwartz to the Comedy Store studio to talk about cultural appropriation in hip hop, Sebastian freestyling, Eric's bitch ass dad, and the guys rank the best white rappers of all time. Pete fights for Your Old Droog, Bret bounces Logic, and Eric gives Mackelmore his due. So throw on your hoodie, get sick in the bathroom, and prevail in the rap battle cause you only got one shot, do not miss your chance to blow! GUEST LINKS Twitter: @ericschwartz IG: @eeericschwartz www.ericschwartzlive.com

2017-07-211h 41 $You\'re On The List$

You're On The List Ep105 - Top 10 Iconic Cars Of TV and FilmPete Giovine and Bret Ernst are back! The boys catch up after their time away. Bret rocked West Palm and Pete wrote an episode of South Park. The boys talk about Kathy Griffin's photographer and killing snails. Rev up your engines and drive down memory lane with the most iconic cars in history!

2017-06-021h 27 $You\'re On The List$

You're On The List Ep100 - 100th Episode Spectacular! (Top 10 Best of YOTL)Bret Ernst and Pete Giovine have made it to 100 episodes of "You're On The List!" The boys go to the mezzanine and hang with YOTL VIP's to find out the top 10 fan-favorite episodes! WE LOVE OUR LISTENERS!!! Keep sharing!

2017-04-211h 16 $You\'re On The List$

You're On The List Ep99 - Top 10 LiesWorld's collide! The Network Studio's Mike Casentini visits the boys to reminisce about the Bret Ernst Show and how the podcast has grown since. Bret makes a nonsensical connection between race and the guy who got dragged off the United flight, while the guys tell their best tall tales! We almost to 100 y'all!

2017-04-151h 33 $You\'re On The List$

You're On The List Ep98 - Top 10 Signs Your Girl Is Out of TownPete Giovine and Bret Ernst have been left home alone… these are their stories! The boys commiserate at the Comedy Store as Pete delivers top-notch analysis of the NCAA basketball final and we hear how Post Malone's manager made him feel like an old man! Bret's knack for rewarding shits with treats saves his dog's life, and we learn the things guys do when left unattended for extended periods of time! Take a shower for Christ's sake, pick up those socks, and enjoy this episode as you make the bed you train wreck!

2017-04-071h 07 $You\'re On The List$

You're On The List Ep96 - Top 10 Chain RestaurantsPete orders replacement parts for a blender and Bret reveals he's been drinking apple cider vinegar with ginger and turmeric. The guys take a listener's suggestion and debate the best chain restaurants in the game. Bret talks about working at Hooters and the Cheesecake Factory, and Pete runs some tweets! Order a pizookie and call your mom!

2017-03-241h 04 $You\'re On The List$

You're On The List Ep92 - Top 10 Coolest People From New JerseyBret and Pete return from San Francisco with wild tales as they commiserate back at the Comedy Store. They talk about the great people they met, Drunk Jones Johnson, and an art heist that Bret almost pulled the trigger on. In honor of heading to the Stress Factory Feb 23-25 in New Brunswick the guys honor the coolest kids to ever graduate New Jersey! Call your Moms and come to the shows!

2017-02-231h 15 $You\'re On The List$

You're On The List Ep85 - Top 10 Ways You Know The Holidays Are OverBret and Pete review some classic hip hop, talk about Bret's childhood gangster friend, and discuss their holiday vacations. The boys argue about the availability of bowls of snacks after the holidays, Pete plays Santa, and Sebastian goes to Bass Pro Shops.

2017-01-061h 12 $You\'re On The List$

You're On The List Ep76 - Top 10 Scariest MoviesBret and Jones Johnson discuss Pete's trip to Philly, dressing up for Halloween, and the boys crack open some PBR's like hipsters. The guys try to communicate with ghosts, discuss the scariest movies of all time and then Bret begs for money. Be sure to rate us 5 stars son!

2016-10-281h 26 $You\'re On The List$

You're On The List Ep72 - Top 10 Things That Suck About Being An AdultBret and Jones Johnson express election fatigue as they talk about the upcoming debates, Bill Moyers journalism, and the Seaside Park bomber. The guys reflect on simpler times that didn't involve paying attention to politics and chasing paper. Bret reveals some debate tactics that Jersey Italians use and the guys talk about the joys of being a kid. So put the thermometer to the light bulb, fake a cough, keep your pajamas on and listen to this episode while you stay home from school!

2016-09-231h 05 $You\'re On The List$

You're On The List Ep65 - Top 10 Things You Shouldn't Do In A Big CityBret is back with Jones Johnson! The two guinzaloons discuss the candidates, conventions, and the certain things you can't do in the city. The guys talk NYC living and Pete got punched in the face! Go see Bret Ernst this weekend at Gotham! Then leave a good tip like a gentleman.

2016-07-291h 07 $You\'re On The List$

You're On The List Ep64 - Top 10 Causes of Arguments in RelationshipsPetey Boy welcomes old friend Pat "Big D" Deluca on the show with Joey "Podcasts" Praino as they discuss the many reasons couples argue. The guys also discuss False Memory Syndrome, why you should have sex before dinner, gifting Briana Banks an appliance, and loud guidos uniting. Check out Pat's new podcast "I Can't Believe This Shit" as well as Bret Ernst this weekend at the Palm Beach Improv, south Florida dawg!

2016-07-221h 11 $You\'re On The List$

You're On The List Ep63 - Top 20 Comics Working TodayBret and Pete talk about how shitty Hollywood is, Vanderpump Rules, and inhale asbestos from the construction at the Comedy Store studio. Bret Ernst made the Heckler list of top comics, so Pete and the Dawg create their own. Rate your face!

2016-07-151h 06 $You\'re On The List$

You're On The List Ep60 - Top 10 Cities That Can Use A Pick-Me-UpIn honor of Cleveland's championship, Bret and Pete discuss other cities that can use a win for Christ's sake. The guys talk about the big game, Lebron, low income education, Bret's gay earring, the politics of poverty, and the towns that could use a boost. Be sure to hashtag YOTL for a shout out on Pete's Tweets! Rate and comment on your Mom's house!

2016-06-241h 06 $You\'re On The List$

You're On The List Ep57 - Top 10 Sports UniformsComedian Joe Praino, and host of "The Dirty Sports" podcast, joins Bret in Studio to discuss the "TOP 10 Sports Uniforms" of all time…, oh, and Pete calls in from Jersey to let us know if his brother's bachelor party was a success. Bret also announces his new podcast "Dirty Politics" with his new host...none other then...JOE PRAINO!

2016-05-2736 min $You\'re On The List$

You're On The List Ep54 - Top 10 Things That Set Bret OffThe guys welcome back Stevie G and talk about politics, hip hop, wack trap rappers, and other stuff that piss Bret off. Rate and comment and don't engage Bret!

2016-05-0635 min $You\'re On The List$

You're On The List Ep48 - Top 10 R&B SongsAuthor and long-time Ernst friend Carl DeGregorio comes in to talk about his book "The Drama King." The guys discuss the book which takes you inside an acting conservatory and the processes that come with it. Bret plays some old school jams that he used to clip to. Get your fade right and pick up some body oils!

2016-03-2542 min $You\'re On The List$

You're On The List Ep46 - Top 10 Ways to Promote the PodcastBret and Pete talk about their seven listeners and find ways to expand their base. The boys try to find a way to get Bret framed for murder. Rate and comment at your mom's house. Featured Links www.hairandteeth.com www.breternst.com

2016-03-1137 min $You\'re On The List$

You're On The List Ep39 - Top 10 Club SongsBret's good friend and Pete's former college buddy, Stevie G, comes in and discusses the top club songs of all time! We also learn all the things Bret invented.

2016-01-2237 min $You\'re On The List$

You're On The List Ep37 - Top 10 Lies Your Parents Told YouBret and Pete take a listeners list suggestion and uncover the lies parents tell to keep their kids in line. Bret drops some hip hop gems and Pete's dog takes a shit in the studio. Rate and comment suckas!

2016-01-0835 min $You\'re On The List$

You're On The List Ep35 - Top 10 Christmas songs we hateIn honor of the Holiday spirit, Bret and Pete list their most hated Christmas songs. Bret also gives us a lesson in a forgotten figure in the story of Christmas. Merry Christmas everyone!

2015-12-2537 min $You\'re On The List$

You're On The List Ep13 - Top 10 Summer MemoriesBret and Pete crack open the windows, grab some lemonade and enjoy the summer wind as they talk about great summer memories. *Most of Bret's involve stealing something.

2015-07-1735 min

The Bret Ernst Show Ep76 - Top 10 Biggest "Dicks" in MoviesBret, Pete and Mike Casentini discuss Penis size, micro dicks, and Pete gets a half ass Biology lesson from Bret. We also learn about the movie TITANIC and list the Top 10 Movie Dicks of all time!

2015-03-1300 min

The Bret Ernst Show Ep74 - Top 10 SuperherosBret gets caught eating cereal and watching superhero movies again. The guys discuss their favorite superheroes and Bret walks us through the real difference between DC and Marvel.

2015-02-2700 min

The Bret Ernst Show Ep61 - Top 10 Hip Hop Songs Pt. 2Bret and Pete try and finish the list from last week (which is impossible) and Morgan Freeman drops in! Bret also gives us insight into another genre of music he's into, and makes it really uncomfortable for everyone in the room.

2014-11-2800 min

The Bret Ernst Show Ep42 - Top 10 Snacks with MilkBret and Pete talk about Pete being born teeth first, his upcoming birthday, and Bret's broad definition of the honor system. The boys then discuss the top 10 snacks with milk. Spoiler alert: most have cream filling. Be sure to rate and comment on iTunes. Also, you can find the show on Stitcher.

2014-07-0400 min

The Bret Ernst Show Ep36 - Top 10 Useless Skills with Ron BabcockThis week, Bret is without his trusty co-host, Pete Giovine. Bret instead sits down with comedians and writer, Ron Babcock. This week's topic is the Top 10 Useless Skills. Be sure to rate and comment in iTunes. You can also find the show on Stitcher.

2014-05-2300 min

The Bret Ernst Show Ep32 - Top 10 Sports IconsThis week, Bret sits down with good friend and comedian, Jason Lawhead. Jason has recently been featured on "Live at Gotham" on the AXS network and The Artie Lange Show. He's also can be seen on the road headlining clubs across the country. He also features on tour with Bill Burr and Sebastian Maniscalco. In this episode Bret and Jason discuss their picks for the Top 10 Sports Icons. Be sure to rate and comment in iTunes.

2014-04-2500 min

The Bret Ernst Show Ep29 - Ode to The Dirty SouthBret and Pete do a shout-out to the rap music of The Dirty South, and Bret reminisces about his early days growing up in South Florida, playing football, and more. Be sure to rate and comment in iTunes.

2014-04-0400 min

The Bret Ernst Show Ep28 - Pete's LateBret and Pete sit down to do another episode and this time Bret bust Pete's balls for being late. Pete discusses hanging with Chuck Lidell. They also talk about the missing plane and more. Be sure to rate and comment in iTunes.

2014-03-2800 min

The Bret Ernst Show Ep27 - Boxing, Butt Doctors & Gay MarriageIn a callback to last week's episode about boxing, Bret talks about his former student turned pro-boxer, Brandon "The Cannon" Adams and his upcoming fight in April. Bret also talks about his upcoming visit to the "Butt Doctor," as well as Gay Marriage and more. Be sure to rate and comment in iTunes.

2014-03-2100 min

The Bret Ernst Show Ep22 - Sorry For The BreakBret Ernst and Pete Giovine talk about the Super Bowl as well as talking about people you don't know. Be sure to rate and comment on iTunes.

2014-02-1400 min

The Bret Ernst Show Ep21 - Darrell La MontreBret Ernst sits down with good friend, comedian and Podcaster, Darrell La Montre. They talk about their careers in standup comedy as well as boxing and more. Be sure to rate and comment on iTunes.

2014-01-3100 min

The Bret Ernst Show Ep20 - Richard Sherman RantBret Ernst and Pete Giovine discuss a variety of different topics, from Richard Sherman's rant after the Seattle Seahawks win over the Forty Niners in last weeks Playoffs to dating. It's that all over the place. Take a listen. Be sure to rate and comment on iTunes.

2014-01-2400 min

The Bret Ernst Show Ep19 - Ode to Henry HillIn this episode, Bret and Pete sit down with Bret's wife to discuss relationship advice to help Pete understand when he will know the best time to pop the question. Be sure to rate and comment on iTunes.

2014-01-1700 min

The Bret Ernst Show Ep18 - New Years RecapThe guys are back from the holidays. Bret and Pete recap their New Years Eve parties and Bret reads some hate mail. It's a good time. Be sure to rate and comment on iTunes.

2014-01-1000 min

The Bret Ernst Show Ep11 - Growing Up In JerseyIn this episode, Bret and Pete talk about growing up in Jersey stealing whatever they could as well as recaping this Halloween's weekend of events. Also, Bret's friend Correy calls in. Be sure to rate and comment on iTunes.

2013-11-0800 min

The Bret Ernst Show Ep10 - I got ObamacareIn this episode, Bret and Pete talk about Pete's recent freestyle rap battle win at the Improv in Hollywood as well as a recap of the NFL concussion episode regarding some of the responses from that show and Bret talks about the getting Obamacare. Be sure to rate and comment on iTunes.

2013-11-0100 min

The Bret Ernst Show Ep9 - Women Get a GripIn this episode, Bret and Pete recap last weeks episode relating to the NFL and concussions. They also discuss other personal injuries. Bret talks about Maria Kang, who's a mother of 3 and a fitness enthusiast, has been put on blast for promoting fitness. Be sure to rate and comment on iTunes.

2013-10-2500 min

The Bret Ernst Show Ep7 - What's your score?In this episode, Bret Ernst and Pete Giovine discusses Bret first arguement as a married man. Do women score men using a point scoring system like men do? What's up with the Ed Hardy guy? 10 percent of men and women are constantly trying to move around the rest of the 90 percent of humanity. Be sure to rate and comment on iTunes.

2013-10-0400 min

The Bret Ernst Show Ep6 – Man vs. WomanIn this episode, Bret Ernst and Pete Giovine discuss Bret's recent wedding in Ohio, of which he was given a couple of relationship books as wedding gifts. This leads them into discussing the differences between men and women. Lively discussion. Be sure to rate and comment on iTunes.

2013-09-2700 min

The Bret Ernst Show Ep5 - Little People and CerealIn this episode, Bret Ernst and Pete Giovine discuss a variety of different stuff, including getting married, family, New Jersey and "Little People and Cereal." Be sure to rate and comment on iTunes.

2013-09-2000 min

The Bret Ernst Show Ep3 - Who's getting married?In this episode, Bret talks about getting ready for married life, by telling stories about his own experiences going to weddings as well as horror stories about failed marriages. That being said, things are looking exetremely positive for Bret, because he loves his girl. Remember to rate and comment on iTunes.

2013-09-0600 min

The Bret Ernst Show Ep2 - Pete GiovineIn this episode, Bret Ernst is back and in full effect. He's with a new Podcast network, "The Network Studios," as well as a new show format. This week, Bret has good friend and fellow comedian, Pete Giovine. They talk about being east coast boys as wellas other things. Remember to rate and comment on iTunes.

2013-08-3000 min

The Bret Ernst Show Ep1 - Bret is back!In this episode, Bret Ernst is back and in full effect. He's with a new Podcast network, "The Network Studios," as well as a new show format. The show is just 30 minutes. Bret talks about everything from his excitement for the beginning of the football season, starting things off with a bit of controversy as it pertains to Riley Cooper dropping the "N" bomb and having to go to counseling for using racially motivated words. Bret also introduces a segment called, "Who Gives A Fuck?," focusing on the Drew Brees Bad Tip story, which moves into Bret time as a...

2013-08-2300 min