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2023-05-231h 37
soy trekReal News Dec Week 4 2022we discuss the winter storm coming down on america, britain explains the broken bail system, scotland does a solid for trans rights, a tesla on autopilot causes an autopileup, facial recognition technology and what it means for the punitive state, and asking your local city counsel for a public sex dungeon
2022-12-2654 min
soy trekProdigy S1E18 "Mindwalk"captain britain challenges alexander the great to a dick sucking contest in sto-vo-kor
2022-12-171h 27
soy trekTrek News Dec Week 1 2022no more star trek events in europe?, the battle between takei and shatner continues, the only race klingons are afraid of, the future of physical media, wrapping up the picard auction, and captain britain wages war on r/startrekmemes for allowing their community to become unsafehttps://patreon.com/dumbidiotbshttps://soytrek.com
2022-12-051h 10
soy trekReal News Nov Week 4 2022the club q shooting and recognizing the victims and heroes fighting hate, the crypto market is a failing fantasy, black friday strikes in britain, child prostitute ads legalized in canada (for cops), and the border and labor crisis collidehttps://patreon.com/dumbidiotbshttps://soytrek.com
2022-11-271h 14
Gettin Head: A BucketcastEpisode 105: Dom and DahmerThis week I’m doing a solo run on Buckethead’s 318-320 (March 19th 2020, Dreams Remembered, and Dreams Remembered Version 2), mathematical shit is boring, splitting up the Soy Trek episodes and Patreon updates, Alex Jones is fucked and that’s hilarious, young goths are more likely to self-harm, RIP Chuck Deardorf, Papa John’s former marketing guy dies, Chop & Steele, the Found Footage Festival, Yo-Yo Guy Mark Proksch, Buckethead’s collaboration with Banyan, the day the pandemic started to feel real, making the same album twice, Nathan Fielder’s the Rehersal, Britain’s Top 5 Horror Films, and some dumbass bucketjokes.
2022-10-161h 10
Gettin Head: A BucketcastEpisode 103: Third Rail, Fourth Meal (feat. Scott Thrope)We're joined by an old friend and returning guest! Scott is back to talk about Buckethead's Pikes 312-314 (Gary Fukamoto My Childhood Best Friend Thanks For All The Times We Played, Vincent Price SHRUNKEN HEAD Apple Sculpture, and Rooster Coaster), we also talk about remembering music that you listen to during insignificant parts of your life, combining the fourth and the third rail, Britain remembers Bellingham is clean, universities spend too much money on facilities, breath work, Rainbow Gathering, Woodstock 94, Britain is making too much merch, RIP Coolio, why does Papa Murphy’s exist?, treating Papa Johns like Comet Pi...
2022-10-021h 39
Gettin Head: A BucketcastEpisode 102: Smells Like Primus (feat. John "Harsh" Harshman)Today I’m talking to my old friend John “Harsh” Harshman, and together we’re getting balls deep into Buckethead’s Pikes 309-311 (Cosmic Oven, In the Laboratory of Doctor Septimus Pretorius, and Funace Follies), we also talk about how Harsh saw Buckethead without the mask and bucket while working security for a festival, Britain has never sucked dick for weed (but has for free), what does Primus smell like?, Shaq talks about the Papa John’s buyout, boofing a no-doz, working in a drywall factory, Don King the weird weasly chicken dude, burning Whole Foods to the ground, capitalism i...
2022-09-251h 55
Gettin Head: A BucketcastEpisode 100: Spenser's OutWell shit, Britain is running solo now. Wild. Today I’m listening to and reviewing Pikes 303-305 (Castle of Franken Berry, Rainbow Tower, and Two Story Hourglass) and I’m also discussing Spenser leaving the podcasts, Goth Night at Six Flags cancellation, Payton Mannning’s relationship with Papa John’s, sucking girl dick, Camouflage (2005), Master and Commander (2003), Icehouse (the Australian band, not the incredibly cheap beer), Young Einstein (1988), people disliking when Buckethead doesn’t solo, Europe is a great place to get drunk, Meet the Family (2003), and a thanks to Spenser for Episodes 1-99.
2022-09-111h 09
Gettin Head: A BucketcastEpisode 97: Population PuddingToday we’re cream teaming right into Buckethead’s Pikes 293, 294, and 296 (Oven Mitts, Warp Threads, and Ghouls of the Graves), we also discuss Dr. Horrible’s Conference Room at Password University, Spenser knows all the old slurs, Silly William Jellybeans, Britain’s drinks a half gallon mason jar of diet coke, Shia LaBeouf grabs his partner’s boob, RIP Steve Grimmett, Britain gives a full summary of Papa John Schnatter’s CPAC speech, Spenser is going to Psycho Las Vegas (Britain recommends a sex worker, a magic show, or unique food), a lot of black metal should be cancelled, reading Buck...
2022-08-212h 11Gettin Head: A BucketcastEpisode 94: Hashpipe MetooToday we’re buttchugging 3 more Buckethead Pikes with Pikes 280-282 (In Dreamland, The Sea Remembers Its Own, and Toys R Us Tantrums). We also discuss: all the disastrous Pinocchio films, there are only three tempos, recognizing synth presets in pop songs, making gangs out of early internet companies, the recent heat wave, picking up Sri Lankan pussy, is Ghost Weezer for goths?, RIP to Charles Ward of Rockfield Studios, Buckethead has some guitars stolen, fortnite on a disc for sale, the weird dudes who use Redbox to rent dvds, the best ambient sound, the Pantera reunion, Britain drinks as mu...
2022-07-311h 48Gettin Head: A BucketcastEpisode 92: All Cats are Brandon (feat. author Stone Abdullah)We've got a guest! Stone Abdullah, golden-voiced rad dude and author of the Journey of the Shadow series. Together we're listening to Pikes 274-276 (Fourneau Cosmique, Dreamthread, and Healing Inside Outside Every Side). Britain is also incredibly sick and way too tired to write a full episode synopsis, so deal with it. We talk a bunch about boobs, Meow Wolf art collective, Pakistani goths, Axiom Funk, Britain's fucked up dream where he's commander Riker solving a rape puzzle, and nuclear non-proliferation.We cover a lot of ground. Just listen to it.
2022-07-172h 19Gettin Head: A BucketcastEpisode 91: Rub TripOh heck, we’re diving right into Buckethead’s Pikes 271-273 (The Squaring of the Circle, Coniunctio, and Guillotine Furnace). We also talk about Bongcasting, only weird old men carry half-dollars, librarians like their order, self-help books all say the same shit, Ecco the Dolphin sucked, the worst weed Brit ever bought in San Francisco, Goth Tractor Girl, RIP Yu-Gi-Oh dude, the right questions for Papa John are the dumb ones, Britain’s falafel recipe, Spenser still thinks about Britain’s vegetarian meatball sandwich, deep fried pizza, The Bastard Noise (feat. Buckethead) split EP with Spastic Colon, Pirate Thrash, Julian C...
2022-07-101h 57Gettin Head: A BucketcastEpisode 90: She Puked on his DickOh shit we’re doing it again! Today we’re reviewing Buckethead’s pikes 268-270 (Sonar Rainbow, Decaying Parchment, and A3) We also discuss: Is George Noory from Coast to Coast AM still alive? Brit used to be red pilled as fuck by domestic talk radio, ARM Processors vs Adjustable Rate Mortgages, Britain attempts to explain to Spenser why the Kardashians are famous, you never wanna have to talk about butt stuff with you doctor, the sequel to the production company A24, Jay Mascus would totally kick the shit outta Spenser, Ted Nugent drops the N-bomb with a hard R at t...
2022-07-031h 38Gettin Head: A BucketcastEpisode 88: GOAT (God of all Titties)Oh hey we’re still doing this? Yes. Here we are reviewing Buckethead’s Pikes 262-264 (Nib Y Nool, Glacier, and Poseidon), the guy from craigslist who goes into people’s septic tank, Spenser buys a small guitar, Goth Babe’s covid, Orange Hat Larry’s legendary customer service, Bucketfact’s love of Old Dirty Bastard, Britain is a communist (not joking), Spenser doesn’t know what a tankie is, what fiat currency tastes the worst?, workplace shootings, music videos aren’t as cool as they used to be, living in 3d chess, The Poseidon Adventure (2005), Lost in Space (1998), dirt and worms i...
2022-06-191h 38Gettin Head: A BucketcastEpisode 87: Assimov Man (feat. Filmmaker Kevin Vonesper)Today we’re joined by a guest! Filmmaker and major bucketbot Kevin Vonesper is here to tell us about his film: The Life and Slimes of Dukey Flyswatter and Haunted Garage. Together we’re listening to Buckethead Pikes 259-261 (Undersea Dead City, Ferry to the Island of the Lost Minds, and Portal to the Red Waterfall). We’re also getting into wild discussions such as touching on: Blood Diner (1987), Beetlejuice 2, RIP David Smith and Andy Fletcher, Spenser gets canceled by Mark Zuckerberg, Britain gets cancelled by Youtube, Phantom of the Opera, Maximum Bob, weird shit in the library of congre...
2022-06-121h 55Gettin Head: A BucketcastEpisode 86: Foreskin Horizon 5Today we’re falling down the well of Buckethead’s Pikes 256-258 (Meteor Firefly Net, Blank Slate, and Echo). We also discuss such bullshit as: Britain and Spenser go to Steely Dan and it takes forever, Spense gets white claw wasted and projectile vomits all over the inside of a Lyft and runs away, Devin Townsend is totally gogglepilled, RIP Alan White of Yes, a new Phish manager at work, Buckethead’s “unreleased” album “Super Diorama Theater”, Brit has to puke on the bus, the video of Chuck Berry farting in a sex worker’s face, you don’t become a big corpo...
2022-06-051h 31Gettin Head: A BucketcastEpisode 83: What are you doing, Step-Steven?Oh hi today we are discussing Buckethead’s Pikes 247-249 (Rivers in the Seas, Awake in Sleepwakefulness, and The Moss Lands) Fuck everybody involved in striking down/not codifying Roe v Wade, a Sans Sadler week, turning off comments on instagram due to CHUDs, The Met Gala (Lenny Kravitz is a big titty goth bf), the stamp campaign for ProtoGoth Edward Gorey, Papa John has begun making memes, Metal Archives - Real or Fake?, Buckethead’s great journey inward, Roots, the best root vegetables, Spenser counts the sound guy as part of the band, buying socks and seasonings at Ross...
2022-05-151h 37Gettin Head: A BucketcastEpisode 82: Rick & Morty Dab RigOh shit it’s happening! We’re listening to Buckethead’s Pikes 244-246 (Out Orbit, Space Viking, and Nettle), we also discuss stuff like: Van Halen - Diver Down, the worst date ever, jumping suicides, Jimmy Screamerclawz, Slipknot Weeb Groomer, snorting research chemicals on the first date, Walking Dead bedsheets, RIP Klaus Schulz, Spenser gets a nerve spasm, going to a soup-centric buffet restaurant with Britain’s dead racist grandmother, picante vs restaurant-style vs pice de gallo, Gorgone (2005), the Midnight Munchies Meal at Jack in the Box, Lost Vikings SNES, Hellhammer is a homophobe, nettle tea is terrible, Trump/Buckethe...
2022-05-081h 40Gettin Head: A BucketcastEpisode 81: QuentinAnonToday we’re diving into the last of Buckethead’s 2016 output, Pikes 241-243 (Sparks in the Dark, Hamden’s Hollow, and Santa’s Toy Workshop), we also discuss: The Cube Movies, Britain’s new Youtube Channel - Media Dungeon, The Catcher (1998), a kiwi child with an unfortunate name, RIP Zippy Chippy: the most losing race horse ever, the poison pill strategy against hostile corporate takeover, Ozzy talking to Lemmy on the morning he died, Gettin Head supports the people of Ukraine and nobody else in this conflict, Buckethead and Melissa Reese, autocorrect hates Buckethead’s titles, Jesus got the fattest dick...
2022-05-011h 54Gettin Head: A BucketcastEpisode 80: Farted Burrito WaterOh boy it’s us doing stuff and listening to Buckethead Pikes! Pikes 238-240 (Attic Garden, The Mermaid Stairwell, and Chart) to be exact! We also discuss such harrowing and comedic tales as: Brit and Spenser go to a Tech Trek 5 together, the band Vulvodynia is confusing live, Brit has an incredibly uncomfortable conversation with a stranger about pornography, the Austin Powers and Drew Carey Show Soundtracks, Buckethead, Mike Patton & DJ Flare’s Moonraker, Britain’s cobb salad trauma, treating men & women the same, converting city market .99 beef & bean burritos into diarrhea, the most piratey keys in music, Lykathea Aflame...
2022-04-241h 37Gettin Head: A BucketcastEpisode 79: The GeddyLee AddressOh hey we’re flying solo today! Together we’re listening to Pikes 235-237 (Oneiric Pool, Castle on Slunk Hill, and The Five Block) we also discuss Britain’s birthday, Spenser getting a new free King-Sized bed, Ace Hardware EDM Clerk Revisited, Europe (they need it!), Primus - Conspiranoia, The Frankenstein Brothers- Bolt-on Neck, Buckethead’s history with That 1 Guy, dolphin pussy jelly, Spenser asks “what kind of person am I?” and gets an accurate answer, pegging/prostate talk, a pool full of jello expectations vs. reality, asking Tom Sawyer to ask Getty Lee if Alex Lifeson or Buckethead is a better...
2022-04-171h 31Gettin Head: A BucketcastEpisode 78: Crash into Bandicoot (feat. Andrew Cahak of Life Was Peachy)We have another music podcast guest! Say hello to Andrew from Life Was Peachy, a Nu Metal Podcast! Together we’re listening to Pikes 232-234 (Lightboard, 22222222, Coupon) we also discuss: The 6 degrees of Nu Metal tangentiality, Faith No More - The Real Thing was released right after Tiananmen Square, Godsmack’s “Voodoo” is a minimalist metal masterpiece, Senator Ted Stevens, Godsmack kept on playing in Anchorage for some reason, Sully says ’never’ 71 times on the Godsmack - S/T, a Star Trek talking Borg head lunchbox, Jar Jar Binks real doll, Fieldy’s Dreams, elevator pitch about a Slipknot bank heist, Cl...
2022-04-102h 26Gettin Head: A BucketcastEpisode 77: Steve Viabes (feat. Ryan of The World Speed Project)Oh boy today we’re joined by a guest! We’ve got Ryan Beitz with The World Speed Project (TWSP) her to listen to Buckethead’s Pikes 229-231 (Cabs, Rooftop, and Drift,) we also discuss such pressing matters as: Speed (1994), Lemmy Kilmister’s lost bass collection, Everything is Terrible’s Jerry Maguire Pyramid, Speed has the F word more than once, pawn shop VHS tapes, the Vice article on TWSP, the best pasta shapes, Spenser encounters a child goth, divorce, Jeff Hardy in AEW, RIP the inventor of the GIF, Buckethead and Travis Dickerson’s Chicken Noodles 1&2, the Bucketpoint = the prostate...
2022-04-031h 40Gettin Head: A BucketcastEpisode 76: There's No Consent in HeavenOh boy Spirit of 76 or whatever! Here we are listening to and reviewing Buckethead's Pikes 226-228 (Happy Birthday MJ 23, Arcade of the Deserted, and The Creaking Stairs). We also talk about starting some Movie Commentary/Watchalongs, Goth 2 Boss, Blinged out Geek Squad Manager, Deadpool is the most cringe superhero to publicly enjoy, Goth Murder, Buckethead and Travis Dickerson’s Thanatopsis, Spenser chooses Charles Barkley to make an album about, Britain inspires Spenser to have bad hyperbolic takes, did Jordan Vine die?, an Adult Toy Story, Get Loli, Q-pilled Bucketbots, Cyberpunk 2077, Keanu Reeves, The Naked Man (1999), and some Epic Ralph Bat...
2022-03-271h 16Gettin Head: A BucketcastEpisode 73: HAT&T (feat. DJ Gre and Hellen of Showdown Productions Alaska)We have guests today! Returning guest and concert producer Hellen and DJ Gre! Together we’re wandering through Bucketheadland and checking into Pikes 217-219 (Pike Doors, Old Toys, and Raindrops on Christmas) and we’re also diving into the wild wonderful world of pickled onions, DJ/LG relationships, Britain and their religious connection with Danny Tanner, the mount rushmore of Anchorage Alaska hobos, followthehat.com, Balenciaga Goth Crocs, RIP The Amazing Johnathan, PB&J Fries, Buckethead - In Search of The (2007), Buckethead NFTs, Spenser is an apologist for bad food service workers, DJ Gre punches his High School principal, the...
2022-03-061h 45Gettin Head: A BucketcastEpisode 72: Yankin' CandleGiddy up mother fathers! We’re hoppin on into Pikes 214-216 today (Trace Candle, Teleflecter, and Wheel of Ferris,) and we also hop into the odd and mystical universe of: the original Macintosh screen resolution, 5 Finger Death Punch’s ex-drummer’s Psycho Synner, new The Cure music on the way, Goth obituaries, Papa John at CPAC, Spenser throws out a fwb so he can have diarrhea, the lack of Buckethead Rule 34, Tony Hooper’s All American Massacre (unreleased), Buckethead as Leatherface, the massage parlor boner ban, LEGO Fleshlight, the Mind of Mencia is a terrible medical affliction, teledildonics, unfavorable Big Dadd...
2022-02-271h 38
Gettin Head: A BucketcastPatreon Bonus: Gettin First: An Albumscast [SAMPLE]We're gonna discuss the first albums we ever purchased!Britain: Def Leppard - Retro Active (1993)Spenser: Weird Al - Dare to be Stupid (1985)A sample from a Patreon exclusive episode. Please support us in order to hear the whole thing!Support the show (https://www.patreon.com/abucketcast)
2022-02-2320 minGettin Head: A BucketcastEpisode 71: Austin Powers: Surprisingly Not a RapistWe’re getting down like the clowns we are this week with Pikes 211-213 (Screen Door, Hornet, and Crumple) The emancipation proclamation didn’t stop Audioslave, cat hats, Mayor McCheese is a corrupt politician, Britain gets blueballs (after getting caught dickin down outside the Old Folk’s Clinic), moldy cantelopes are more creative, the French will fuck anything (dirty dick nation), Papa John sounds off on execs with no pizza experience, walking into a pool after you shit your pants, are Godsmack good?, Buckethead and the River City Drum Corps, it’s more difficult to joke about good art, Britain’...
2022-02-201h 40
Gettin Head: A BucketcastBONUS: Gettin Sean Michaels: An Erotic GnR Fanfic Cast (feat. Nothing Lasts Forever & Guns n Radio)[FULL EPISODE]Even Steven Adler?On a Nothing Lasts Forever Livestream for Axl Rose's 60th Birthday, Britain suggests Guns n Roses Erotic Fanfic and Spenser finds the most depraved (and probably only) Guns n Roses x Sean Michaels gangbang story ever crafted. Support the show (https://www.patreon.com/abucketcast)
2022-02-1649 minGettin Head: A BucketcastEpisode 69: Nice (feat. Matt Collins)Our good friend Matt Collins is back to explore Pike 205-207 (2 Days Til Halloween: Cold Frost, Happy Halloween: Silver Shamrock, and 365 Days Til Halloween: Smash), we also discuss: Prince Midnight’s uncle guitar, Matt’s new documentary Why Not (link below), getting reposted by Raffi (Raffi is Antifa), Beakman’s Attempted Insurrection, does Spenser have a cat?, Hamburger Helper - Watch the Stove (2016), Christmas Crocs, Neil Young leaving Spotify because of Joe Rogan, Raffi going off on Rogan, New Segment - Goth News, Nic Cage is now Goth, Buckethead’s collaboration with Jonas Hellborg and Michael Shrieve, Enigma - A Return...
2022-02-061h 48
Gettin Head: A BucketcastBonus: Gettin New Music: A Januarycast [FULL EPISODE]It’s our very first monthly music roundup! This week we’re listening to and reviewing:Big Dumb Face - Christmas in the Cave of Dagoth (2021)Khemmis - Deceiver (2021)Earl Sweatshirt - Sick! (2022)Theon Cross - Intra-I (2021)Power Paladin - With The Magic of Windfyre Steel (2022) Wiegedood- There’s Always Blood at the End of the Road (2022)We also discuss: Britain doesn’t like Pancakes, Jason Suecof and Crotchduster - Big Fat Box of Shit (2004), the spirit of Ween, At the Gates - Slaughter of the Soul...
2022-02-0251 minGettin Head: A BucketcastEpisode 68: Limp ZeppelinToday these buttholes are gettin down and dirty with Pikes 202-204 [5-3 Days Til Halloween](Scrapbook Front, Silent Photo, and Crow Hedge) we also discuss how 69ing isn’t great when you keep having to come up for air, jerking off and brining your penis, incompetent supervisors failing, Nash Bridges (2021), Tommy Chong is still alive, TNT Drama “Boom”, SpongeBob Squarepants speed runs, Spenser’s nostalgia machine, young Britain’s life, Manowar is the WWE of metal, Diablo 2/3 Necromancer class, Buckethead’s history with Science Faxtion, Spenser watches some people have sex through their window, Britain likes to jerk off while taking...
2022-01-301h 15
Gettin Head: A BucketcastPatreon Bonus: Gettin Doo: A Scoobcast [SAMPLE]Britain and Spenser talk about Scooby Doo and KISS Rock & Roll Mystery (2015). Subscribe to the Patreon to get the full scoop!Support the show (https://www.patreon.com/abucketcast)
2022-01-2633 minGettin Head: A BucketcastEpisode 67: Life is a Secret Fleshlight (feat. Levon of Knife Nuts Podcast)Today we’re joined by a guest! The hilarious and charming Levon is joining us from Knife Nuts Podcast, and together we’re discovering Pikes 199-201 [8-6 Days Til Halloween](Flare Up, Cavernous, and Underlair,) also Britain is only halfway through the broken foot boot-phase, Spenser maybe gets a new job?, Spenser’s ongoing maintenance problems, Quantum Leaping into the maintenance guy, Buckethead in Derek Bailey’s Company 91 (1992), Jay Z is not JZ (John Zorn), canned whole chicken, The Goddamn Gallows - The Maker, a rotting lizard under your car seat, dungeon banjo, putting on music to watch pornography, the last...
2022-01-231h 28Gettin Head: A BucketcastEpisode 65: Easy to make. Tastes great. Maple Syrup.Today we’re diving into the odd depths of Pikes 193-195[14-12 Days Til Halloween](Voice From the Dead Forest, Maple Syrup, and Face Sling Shot), we also discuss: How 69 is the only thing Spenser has to look forward to, things always get worse (before they get better or not), is Glen Benton conservative?, Lucien Graves and The Satanic Temple, Hail Satan? (2018), Metallica - Re-Reload, Democrats don’t want to do anything for anybody, Let’s Fuck Brandon, anime sends Spenser into a fugue state, Love on a Leash (2011), Dirty Love (2005), Britain shaves off all their body hair, Buckethead & Pinchf...
2022-01-091h 51Gettin Head: A BucketcastEpisode 64: Sixty-Nine Star GeneralToday the Bucketbois are flying solo into the void of Pikes 190-192 [17-15 Days Til Halloween](1079, Cellar, and Grotesques). We also discuss how Bill Cosby is a fan of the pod, dipping in the big toe (of experience), having sex with your doppelgänger, a 5-Pentagram General, who is the alpha Spenser at the geek squad?, Britain’s fucked up foot, Spenser breaks his foot as a kid, a history of Buckethead interviews, Mesothelioma, the worst Pike?, the Tandoori Chicken guy (one of the worst customers), A Boy and His Dog (1975), Stargate Fans, gettin Parrotpilled in Margaritaville with Jimmy Buf...
2022-01-0258 minGettin Head: A BucketcastEpisode 62: Gettin Spread: A Buttstuff Cast (feat. Rott from Rottcasts 2.0)Today we’re joined by our old friend, stoned metalhead titan Rott! Together we’re talking about Pikes 184-186 [23-21 Days Till Halloween](Wax, I Got This Costume from the Sears, and Cement Decay), and we also get into: Mark Macguire and the home run race, alaskanbands.com, Alaskan bands then vs. now, weird scene uncle, weed suppositories, the dangers of boofing, smoking three packs of camel wides a day, vape flavors, Buckethead and DJ Disk, comparing the Pikes to weed, cumsocks, and uncomfortable talks with the doctor, butthole technique, taking a poop in a strip club bathroom, In Sear...
2021-12-251h 35Gettin Head: A BucketcastEpisode 61: Free Jazz Glory Hole (feat. Monte McCleery and Andrew Jamieson of Annulus)We have return guests! Together with Monte (ep26) and Andrew (ep20) we’re discussing Pikes 181-183 (Bogwitch, Window Fragment, and Screaming Scalp) Monte should get a Leather Trenchcoat/Tophat, the dude on LiveLeak who hangs out in septic tanks, Buckethead & John Zorn, Free Jazz Glory Hole, favorite chores, Andrew’s sleep terror on tour, Britain trusts nobody (on today’s cast), top Juice lists, the noise scene all works at Autozone, more talk about the importance of young boners, Andrew fucks girls off craigslist (while living in a van), Britain plays jazz, Technical MILF Death Metal, Midnight Mass, Tender is the...
2021-12-191h 40
Gettin Head: A BucketcastEpisode 60: Gettin FountainHead: Ayn RandCast (feat. Stephen Snow aka @streetsnacks)Today we're joined by our friend Stephen (@streetsnacks) to explore Pikes 178-180 (Blurmwood, The Insides of Outsides, and Cavern Guide), we also discuss: Ripping/Burning Slipknot bootleg CDs, WalMart Censored CDs, Hot Topic (and other temperatures of Topic), Parrotheads are the worst of all people in existence, the origin of ‘Pike’, Megadeth’s Cryptocurrency, Smegma, Buckethead & Bryan ‘Brain’ Mantia, is this podcast just an incredibly elaborate troll?, Britain would rather be playing pinball than doing this podcast, Spenser can’t find Semen Hitler online (but Britain can), jerking off in the house of mirrors, Rock n Roll Wrestling, Parrotpilled Bucketbots...
2021-12-121h 35Gettin Head: A BucketcastEpisode 58: What Are You Doing, Stepblob? (feat. Dan Bones)Today we’re joined by musician/tattoo artist Dan Bones! Together we’re diving into Pikes 171-173 (Crest of the Hill, The Blob, and Last House on Slunk Street). We also discuss how Andrew Yang probably had a Rickenbacker he didn’t know how to play, buying instruments you don’t need, Spenser has a new doppelgänger on the Geek Squad, is having sex with your doppelgänger masturbation?, Brit and Spense go to the Hard Rock Cafe, Guy Fieri’s Manhattan restaurant, The History of Buckethead’s Touring Bands, our guest saw Buckethead play with Primus and we’re big fuck...
2021-11-281h 45Gettin Head: A BucketcastEpisode 56: SoothsuckerToday we listened to Pikes 166-168 (Region, Shapeless, and Ognarader) Spenser loves Tarot bitches, Britain wants to abolish the constitution, a real Russian roulette of your asshole, NPR AF, white dreadlocks, CBD ginger beer, interesting bumper sticker worldviews, porn smorgasbord, Buckethead Video Game soundtracks, King Diamond, Britain would be heterosexual to be Steve Harris their in-law, dumpster rap, timing oral sex, ancient alien apologism for racism, Britain was a theater kid, assigning people in the bucketverse to chess pieces, Prince is horny, beware of the kratom sluts, gettin peed on, Billy Bob Thornton rocks, NEW SEGMENT - CUM CORNER...
2021-11-141h 32Gettin Head: A BucketcastEpisode 55: Autozone-Erotic Asphyxiation (feat. Prof. Beck aka The Love Doctor)Today we're joined again by Professor Beck (The Love Doctor), and together we're talking about Pikes 163-165 (Blue Tide, Ghoul, and Orange Tree), we also discuss: Sammy Hagar vs. a Dog’s Penis - who’s the reddest rocker/rocket?, Red Robin’s art, Roy Lichtenstein, mall-adjacent restaurant chains, the last time Britain saw his dad’s balls (14 years old), Techsticle Support, Buckethead’s relationship with Les Claypool, bribing the Red Robin’s manager to steal the art, people getting married at Disneyland, why does JK Rowling care about Trans Women?, the 9/11 and Lemon Party connection, explaining Djent to people, oran...
2021-11-071h 25Gettin Head: A BucketcastEpisode 54: Where is Your Ogg Now?Today the two bruvs are hangin and slanging on Pikes 160-162 (Land of Miniatures, Bats in the Lite Bright, and Four Forms), we also dive into the deep pools of: Pike 296 released on the day or recording, Linguistic Linguine, NJPW G1 Climax Finals (Brit has a crush on Kota Ibushi), wrestling is fixed (not fake), picking sports teams, Spenser sees Badflower and Quicksand live, the sweet Ethiopian lady with brain tumor (s/o to Jebena Cafe,) Death Cube K, freeware fractal generator gangster shit, Buckethead being influenced by Sunn0))), a Waluigi guitar pedal, every band has at least one...
2021-10-311h 22Gettin Head: A BucketcastEpisode 53: Buckcherry Poppin' Daddies (feat. Ronin Aurelia)Today we’re joined by memer/musician/producer Ronin Aurelia to listen to and discuss Pikes 157-159 (Upside Down Skyway, Twisted Branches, and Half Circle Bridge) We also get into: how our guests are on ‘a list’, Kentucky is full of ‘Hollars’, the Texas vs. Alaska rivalry, Alaska is #1 in all the worst things, Britain will believe they said anything a year ago, LOST rules except for the last couple seasons, calling out our previous guests who didn’t listen to all the pikes (but we’re not the bucketcops), assigning ranks based on 90s swing bands, Robert Zombie, Brit gets too...
2021-10-241h 49Gettin Head: A BucketcastEpisode 52: Girth for Jehovah (feat. Matt Collins)Today we have a guest back for A THIRD TIME! Matt Collins is back to listen to Pikes 154-156 (The Cellar Yawns, Ancient Lends, and Herbie Climbs a Tree), we also discuss how Spenser doesn’t sound quite as miserable as he used to on the podcast thanks to Britain’s editing, Matt becomes a Country Broadcaster and explains ‘Fancy Like’, Matt gets a pass from his wife to watch Britain boning down Lil Nas X, Country Music’s stranglehold on radio, The Week’s Poll: Who is Funnier?, Buckethead’s relationship to Bernie Worrell, making your infant children listen to Buck...
2021-10-171h 47Gettin Head: A BucketcastEpisode 51: My Pronouns Are Goth Girl/NCISToday these pieces of garbage (but kinda cool tho) are listening to Pikes 151-153 (Fog Gardens, Carnival Cutout, and Whisper Track) and we also talk about Scarf Weather, Limp Bizkit - Dad Vibes, Gildans are the worst shirts, Goth or Not Goth?, The Goth Girl from NCIS invented Goth, The Pastel Goth Case for Nickleson Joker, Papa John is more goth than Ghost BC, Buckethead and the number 13, Spenser only bathes once a week, Spenser can’t do Laundry like Metallica, Varg getting Deez Nutzed, Wisconsin Public Schools, Ambrosial is a sick ass word, Bumblefoot is the frontman of As...
2021-10-101h 42Gettin Head: A BucketcastEpisode 50: Tyler Durden BurdenThis week we stumbled over Pikes 148-150 (Invisable Forest, Chickencoopscope, and Heaven is Your Home [For my Father, Thomas Manley Carrol]) we also discuss how we’ve actually done 50 of something, if you’re listening to (or reading) this: what is wrong with you?, the cast of the new Mario film, Paul Giamatti sounds like a seasonal drink at Starbucks, Spenser’s weird but accurate targeted ads, Britain explains Capoeira, we finally watched all the Police Academy movies together and our review, Commandant Eric Lassard’s blowjob, Buckethead’s vocal songs, Britain’s list of 3(+) types of steak house, stealing tac...
2021-10-031h 35Gettin Head: A BucketcastEpisode 49: Yom KippodcastThis week these two dumbasses listen to Pikes 145-147 (Kareem’s Footprint, Carrotcature, and Popcorn Shells) but we also talk about how Alaska is the 49th state, Spenser doesn’t know the difference between woks and walks, a dog wearing sunglasses, the blessings of Local Slash, a long-sleeve war metal diaper, pushy retail DJs, making Britain’s brother wear a Manowar shirt to a metal party, SOS Pro Wrestling, performers spitting water on the crowd, Buckethead and Big D, Game of Death (1978), The Simpsons needs to stop, Quake’s Soundtrack, the best kinds of popcorn (both cold & hot), .tk and angl...
2021-09-261h 25Gettin Head: A BucketcastEpisode 48: Ernest Goes to MusicToday we’re going down the Buckethole of Pikes 142-144 (Nautical Nightmares, Blank Bot, and Scream Sundae) we also discuss the ’96’ sex act, Spenser sees CHVRCHS, Fall Out By, STRFCKR and Green Day, Brit watches AEW All In 2021, Buckethead’s awards and lists, overusing drum loops, single-coil pickup guitars, Cold Stone Ice Cream, Freddy Got Fingered (2001), Freddy Gibbs, Spenser reads jokes out of The Adult Only Joke Book while Britain urinates, how do you pronounce Ne Obliviscaris?, android Jimmy Page and android 15-year olds, Jordan Vine claps back, Spenser finally realizes how Britain’s trolling him with the bumper music, GOR...
2021-09-191h 24Gettin Head: A BucketcastEpisode 47: Ivermectin dot Pizza (feat. Bevo of 1001 Songs That Make You Want to Die and Good Rocky's Revival)Today we’re joined by Bevo of [2001 Songs That Make You Want To Die (a Podcast)] and [Good Rocky’s Revival (a band)] to listen to Pikes 139-141 (Observation, Hats and Glasses, and Last Call For the EP Ripley) we also talk Star Trek’s connection to 47, Busted - The Year 3000, Waterworld (1995), respect our COD veterans, Brent Spiner wants to OD on weed, Police Academy 5: Assignment: Miami Beach (1988), trying to find situations to put Michael Winslow in, ‘Academy’ films, the origin of why they’re called “Pikes”, pay toilets, Britain starts updating the Buckethead Wikipedia, to make the best of something you h...
2021-09-121h 27Gettin Head: A BucketcastEpisode 46: Show Bob and Vangelis (feat. Orion aka SpaceWizardInSpace)Today we’re hanging it out with Orion (aka @SpaceWizardInSpace)!We review Pikes 136-138 (Firebolt, Hideous Phantasm, and Giant Claw) also Britain has a TedTalk about Metallica’s Black Album, Megadeth vs Metallica, is Buckethead the Primus Grateful Dead?, Grateful Dead’s Dick’s Picks vs. Spenser’s Dick Pics, getting Grateful Dead pussy on gas station boner pills, Spenser buys a bong, Britain accidentally buys a Methbong and other 2000s techgrind, Afghanistanic Nosebleed, Anal Cunt, the first time Spenser got high, Virgin Skater vs. Chad THPS Soundtrack Enjoyer, the history of ‘Shackler’s Revenge’, Orion hates happiness, Mike...
2021-09-051h 34Gettin Head: A BucketcastEpisode 45: Ass Glitter (feat. Bucketmodel Kody Cooper)Today we’re joined by Bigtime Bucketbot and Model Kody Cooper!We listen to Pikes 133-135 (Embroidery, Digging Under the Basement, and Haunted Roller Coaster Chair) we also discuss how don’t have the same sense of humor as the Buckethead community as a whole, Spenser won’t stop talking about Buckethead’s dick, Buckethead is an erotic piece of art, Buckethead’s innocence is charming and nice, what is dorky?, big masked dudes are hot, The Friday the 13th Franchise, The Three Forms of Herbie, Buckethead on Japan’s Space Shower TV, Marty Friedman in Japan, Babymetal, L...
2021-08-291h 32Gettin Head: A BucketcastEpisode 44: Superjoint Custody (feat. Aayush aka ScreamsInMerzbow)Today we’re joined by our good friend Aayush, also known as Screamsinmerzbow! Together we listened to Pikes 130-132 (Down in the Bayou Part 2, Down in the Bayou Part 1, and Chamber of Drawers) We also talk about having a half portion of racism, meme culture and community on the internet, memes as a post-modern form of communication, into each life a few weird Tool fans must fall (as the prophecy says), the world’s on fire (how ‘bout yours?), Spenser plays Capture the Flag and has to call out of work, the difference between hiking and running, Buckethea...
2021-08-221h 29Gettin Head: A BucketcastEpisode 43: Hack the BucketToday Spense and Brit are getting into Pikes 127-129 (Paint to the Tile, Tucked into Dreams, and Forever Lake) and also dive deep into Movie 43, a dude at KFC that didn’t want to wear gloves when dredging the chicken, Naked Gun 33 1/3 is the best numbered sequel ever, Garth Marenghi’s Darkplace, Snuff Box, Matt Berry’s Psychedelic Rock, Britain gets blackout drunk and loses their keys at the Mayor’s house, Spenser gets blackout drunk and hurls in his hair, reaching rock bottom at The Rock Woodfired Pizza, Bootsy Collins, scooping on multi-band compression, people who say they’re speechl...
2021-08-151h 31Gettin Head: A BucketcastEpisode 42: Livin' La Beef n' Cheddar (feat. Andrew "Wang" Stromstad of Poison Idea, Atriarch, [Icy]Box, etc.)Today we’re joined by our old, talented, lovely, incredibly rad friend Andrew “Wang” Stromstad (of Poison Idea, Atriarch, and [Icy]Box, etc.) to listen to Pikes 124-126 (Rotten Candy Cane, Along The River Bank, and Tourist), we also discuss Douglas Adams, how Andrew plays for like the only legendary punk band around that doesn’t suck, recording studio guitars to a live album, The Mighty Mighty Bosstone’s tone-deaf George Floyd song/video, Spense can only cum to Turn Down for What?, everything on Salvia is the worst thing, Wang hates chord progressions, Talking Alligators Smoking Bongs by BLS, have...
2021-08-081h 41Gettin Head: A BucketcastEpisode 41: Everybody's Twerking for the TweakendWe listened to three more Pikes this week! Pikes 121-123 (Shaded Ray, The Other Side of the Dark, and Scroll of Vegetable) Britain is going to do standup comedy, Spenser tries to buy a couch, nobody wants the refugee couch, Minor Figures oat milk is better than Oatley, Spenser doesn’t know how to pronounce ‘chaise’, Buckhead’s music videos, does Buckethead spiralize his vegetables?, artificial banana rules, Sublime doesn’t rule, a hunch about major keys, The KLF, more praise for Neil Hamburger, and some dogshit Bucketjokes. We have a voicemail just for the cast! Leave us a messag...
2021-08-011h 56Gettin Head: A BucketcastEpisode 40: You'll Never Know How Slash Lives 'til You Pee a Mile in His Pants (feat. Tara and Robin from Nothing Lasts Forever [A Guns n Roses Podcast])Today we have TnR (Tara and Robin) from the podcast Nothing Lasts Forever (about GnR) joining us to fall to discover and review Pikes 118-120 (Elevator, Solar Sailcraft, and Louzenger) Buckethead’s pronouns, LA (ghost)writer Anthony Boza, Spenser shafts Britain on a falafel deal, Peeing yourself in leather pants for the true ’Slash Experience’, Slash’s exotic pet liabilities, Spenser counts in Base Wheatus, Brit is Les Claypilled, 3/11 is a holiday, Steve Vai is boring live, Yngwie Malmsteen rocks, it’s feel like a boom in the body, Jenkem Jar, actual poop bucket reviews, Pike 311 Relative Dong Placement, Dio’s auto...
2021-07-251h 49Gettin Head: A BucketcastEpisode 39: Like a Reverse Louis CK (feat. Chibbs from 1001 Songs That Make You Want to Die and Fires Were Started!)Today we’re joined by our first international Guest: Chibbs from Australia’s 1001 Songs That Make You Want To Die Podcast and Fires Were Started! Together we dive down Pikes 115-117 (Marble Monsters [is it the worst pike?], Infinity of Spheres, and Vacuum), also the base 69 theory of numbers (nice), Spenser greases it up (loosey goosey) and then slides into some holes, then moves into a new Apartment, asking the people who live in your old flat to come in and smell your old farts, sliding doors are the way of the future, should doors remain manual for dudes who...
2021-07-181h 45Gettin Head: A BucketcastEpisode 38: #BigmoodButtCigarettesSpenser and Britain are listening to Pikes 112-114 this week (Creaky Doors & Creaky Floors, Herbie Theater, and Glow in the Dark) we also talk about the concerns of the youth of today like : What song did 38 Special do? Spenser buys dick pipes and a rasta hat in Jamaica as a kid, Spenser tells the story of his RIP dimebag shirt, Britain curates a ton of Gallagher Stand-up Specials, Gettin Smashed: A Drunk Gallagher Podcast, Buckethead Art Collaborator Frankensuess, Primus is just a bass line, having a theater orgy after a mediocre play, Britain learns how to cup his microphone...
2021-07-111h 22Gettin Head: A BucketcastEpisode 36: Compromises in Life and in Time TravelThis week we’re looking into Pikes 106-108 (Forest of Bamboo, Weird Glows Gleam, and Collect Itself) and we also talk about Spenser taking a massive unflushable dump at work, Apple Music’s Lossless update, Britain no longer has wired headphones that aren’t for mixing, Buckethead’s history of acoustic guitars, Spenser won’t eat chicken thighs because he worked at KFC (but also because he’s vegan), a Buckethead summer camp, Buckethead Trap, we perform the Ceremonial Ween Chant, Sock Harbor Seattle, Johnny Rockets, Seattle Coffee Works, time traveling to fuck David Bowie after seeing Manowar in the 80s, The...
2021-06-271h 25Gettin Head: A BucketcastEpisode 35: Good for NothingfaceWe’re all up in the business of Pikes 103-105 this week (Squid Ink Lodge, Project Little Man, and The Moltrail) also we still won’t shut up about HELLYEAH!, Damageplan didn’t have a plan for damage, Spenser talks about Koshari again, does anybody in HELLYEAH! solder?, Britain gets Nothingface and Nonpoint confused, Crass Wizards magically turning your microphones into heroin money via the alchemical wonders of the pawn shop, what festival bands you book for each drug crowd, Johnny Mnemonic, Buckethead’s song on the new Viggo Mortensen movie, it’s Izzy Stradlin (not Izzy Strapon), Heavysaurus, dino furri...
2021-06-201h 30Gettin Head: A BucketcastEpisode 34: Gettin Pantera: A RacistcastIt’s a deep dive with your bucketbois into Pikes 100-102 this week (The Mighty Microscope, In Hollow Hills, and Sideway Streets) The Guns n’ Roses Podcast Community, sodomy (in a business sense) and other threats to competing Buckethead podcasts, Lit and bands of that era where the vocalist did that knee-tuck jump, Pantera’s studio recording history, is Pantera racist (or are they just dumb?), Britain makes a bunch of memes, Spenser reinstalls an air conditioner and doesn’t want to deal with the fallout from the neighbors, Spenser has never had Labor Day off, a Bootlicking Manager Memorial...
2021-06-131h 10Gettin Head: A BucketcastEpisode 33: Yo Quiero BucketheadThis week we go down the rabbit hole of Pikes 97-99 (Passageways, Pilot, and Polar Trench), we also get down and dirty talking about the filthy 30s, Tenacious D’s ‘Wonderboy’, guitar in Top 40, Justin Bieber, the 311 Cruise, Spenser gets some Egyptian Koshari, pee fetishes, the old Watersports/ Water Sports switcheroo, Jayme Jasta’s Wake-boarder, the longest time between Buckethead pikes/albums, Buckethead is a gentle soul, Korean Roasted Barley Tea, Trader Joes-washing and their racist naming schemes, Men in Black (1997) and its titular song, the different eras of Taco Bell, Bumper Boats, Wild Wild West (1998), A Night at the Roxb...
2021-06-061h 29Gettin Head: A BucketcastEpisode 32: Audio Bloopers, Baby!Today we listen to Pikes 94-96 (Magic Lantern, Northern Lights, and Yarn), also Brit goes to Rhode Island, Ghost Tours, kingdom of farts, Howard Zinn, Britain’s cat looks like a child’s drawing of a cat, ambient Radiohead’s Creep is incel music, masturbating to music, reading Britain’s texts from the past, LARPing in subcultures you don’t belong to, Mass Effect, Master P’s movies, and some fresh Bucketjokes. Support the show (https://www.patreon.com/abucketcast)
2021-05-301h 08Gettin Head: A BucketcastEpisode 31: Taco Bell 4th-skin (Live Mas)Today we dive into Pikes 91-93 (Sublunar, The Splatterhorn, and Coaster Coat ), and discuss pressing life topics like what Mexican foods are uncircumcised?, prostate orgasms, Britain made his own soundtrack to a Madden game, Spenser buys Madden 2004 specifically to hear Blink 182’s ‘I Miss You’ from the soundtrack, Bronze vs. Copper medals, the Bronze Age Collapse, why aren’t metal bands on Encyclopedia Mettallum?, 100 Gecs, is $uicideboi$ ICP for Gen Z?, Spenser and Brit get vaccinated, LOTR Extended editions, Galdalf is high af, Buckethead’s mandolin track, Matthew Lesko, is Buckethead too prolific?, having sex with/to the pikes, the sex pl...
2021-05-231h 28Gettin Head: A BucketcastEpisode 30: Win Ben Stein's DiapersThis week the fuckers listen to Pikes 88-90 (Red Pepper Restaurant, The Time Traveler’s Dream, and Listen for the Whisper) Rhode Island, Brit hides weed in a dildo, the plural and singular of dildos, Spenser thinks about changing his last name cause his dad is fuckin bullshit, Buckethead’s weirder instrumental credits, Spenser’s bandmates get mad at him for not thanking them on the album liner notes, Spenser is old and doesn’t understand what ‘cake’ or #mcm are, Win Ben Stein’s Diapers, YouTube Comments, Britain tells some Buckethead Jokes, Amazon’s Invincible, and Absolute Proof by The MyPillow...
2021-05-161h 33Gettin Head: A BucketcastEpisode 29: The Two Genders: Larry David and Jerry SeinfeldToday we’re going through Pikes 85-87 (Walk in Loset, Our Selves, and Interstellar Slunk). We also discuss uncomfortable meme comments, the terrible 20s, Britain starts speaking like HP Lovecraft, Jim Caviezel is a Q-nut, Spense and Brit hit an enormous bong (13 years ago), hacking in media, master filmmaker Neil Breen, Phil Anselmo’s bands ranked, Rickenbacker’s bass capacitors and how they effect the sound, Nothing but Trouble is the unfunniest film, Dan Aykroyd’s alien documentary, Smash Mouth is the new euphemism for oral sex, the Gettin Head soundboard stays on during sex, Tom DeLounge Chair, Might as Well...
2021-05-091h 19Gettin Head: A BucketcastEpisode 28: Far Beyond DrywallThis week Brit and Spense dive into Pikes 82-84 (Calamity Cabin, Dreamless Slumber, and Whirlpool) Also Britain embraces being a heel, how does dog taste/farming food grade dog, Seattle weather, Spenser shaves his neck stripes/Matt Pikestache, Spenser sent his Noise project to his beans friend, Thesaurus of Scales and Melodic Patterns by Nicolas Slonimsky, Paul Gilbert is cool, Joe Satriani taught fucking everybody, Primus’s guitarist was Possessed’s lead guitarist, it doesn’t matter who started death metal, Buckethead should work with vocalists more, Transatlantic, Dream Theater is an incel Queensryche, Spense listens to BTS while drinki...
2021-05-021h 20Gettin Head: A BucketcastEpisode 27: You Really H 1 to Know 1 (feat. Prof. Beck aka Britain's brother)Today we’re joined by Doctor, Professor, and Britain’s Brother Professor Beck for a very special Britain’s Birthdaycast. We listen to and review Pikes 79-81 (Geppettos Trunk, Cutout Animatronic, and Carnival of Cartilage) we also discuss Kurt Cobain, a Megazord/Voltron of 90s feminist rockers, Jujubees/Jujifruit, Good n Plenty is the Billy Joel of candies, Buckethead’s live effects pedal setup, The Ratatouille of sucking dick, Mount RUSHmore, the current state of Heathcliff comics, Gary Sinise, Slash’s pronouns, Trial Mix, and The Mask (1994).Support the show (https://www.patreon.com/abucketcast)
2021-04-251h 34Gettin Head: A BucketcastEpisode 26: Rip Nuts, Judy (feat. Monte Mcleery of Un and Samothrace)Today we’re joined by musical wizard Monte Mcleery (of Un and Samothrace) to listen to and review Pikes 76-78 (Caterpillar, Bumbyride Dreamlands, and Pike 78) we also discuss important topics and ask vital questions such as: hey baby, can you rent a car without overdrafting your debit card?, Britain and Monte meeting through Craigslist or Myspace or maybe a person but who knows, how former guest of the bucketcast Andrew Jamieson smells, Christopher Hitchens, the best Fleshlight analogues on the Taco Bell menu, Buddhism, John Pettruci trying to do what Buckethead does, listening to Pikes in the private window, Sp...
2021-04-181h 44Gettin Head: A BucketcastEpisode 25: Brocc n Roll (A Tribute to Broccoli)Spenser and Britain are wrecked, Shreked, and reviewing Pikes 73-75 (Final Bend of the Labyrinth, Infinity Hill, and Twilight Constrictor) Broccoli fuckin Rocks, Dokken, The Nightmare on Elm Street Series, Britain’s local horror postman, Nightmare vs. Friday, Bald Death Metal, Britain returns a dildo to Kohls, Hi-Biscus La Croix, Spenser Has like 70 times as many followers as Hot Action Cop, Grind (2003) is a film for skate posers, licensing Oh Yeah (Yello), the guitarist from Survivor still eating out on Eye of the Tiger, Buckethead’s relationship with Serj Tankian and their collaboration on Enter the Chicken, Fullmetal Alchemist Brot...
2021-04-111h 12Gettin Head: A BucketcastEpisode 24: Hello B, It's B Again (Sweating Buckets) (feat. Sir aka Britain's Dad)This week we’re joined by a very special guest: Sir! (Britain’s dad)Spenser, Britain, and Sir listen to and discuss Pikes 70-72 (Snow Slug, Celery, and Closed Attractions) and also discuss getting new pans, the water content of a bell pepper vs coca cola, Rutabaga, Megadeth’s Sweating Bullets, where do you get government cheese?, Cold Stone Creamery sizing, Britain makes Bongwater Blueberry Muffins, the one Buckethead cover on a non-Bucket-related album, LBJ’s monster Hog, the overlap between Tool fans and Firefly fans, Britain doesn’t talk about Neon Genesis Evangelion, HBO’s The Head, and th...
2021-04-041h 35Gettin Head: A BucketcastEpisode 23: Mambo Number 311 (feat. Scott Thrope aka We Forgot)Today we're joined by our old friend and very special guest Scott Thorpe (aka We Forgot)Spense, Brit and Scott listen to and review Pikes 67-69 (nice.)(Abandoned Slaughterhouse, Assignment 033-03, and Category of Whereness) also Brit lays pipe to Buckethead, we recorded this on 3/11 the 311 holiday, so we talked about Cumming original, Spenser only buys ankle socks and sometimes his ropes blast right through them, is 311 racist? (probably not), Buckethead’s rarest album, thanking Buckethead’s dad for his cum, Spenser needs a du-rags, a Crusade for Buckethead, therapists recommending suicidal music, Godsmack PT Cruiser Foot Feti...
2021-03-281h 22Gettin Head: A BucketcastEpisode 22: Babaganoush VasectomySpenser Hodge and Britain Whatever Strah listen to and review Buckethead’s Pikes 64-66 (Aquarium, Hold Me Forever [In Memory of My Mom Nancy York Carroll], and Leave the Light On) we also get heavy into beans on toast, The Fatberg, having too many books, “Oh Yeah” by Yello stays on during sex, Britain’s favorite member of HELLYEAH!, P-Sticks, Dan Monti, teachers with the Boognish Stank, MENSA & Boognish dick tattoos, Spenser uses a beer bong with Tool fans, Buckethead as a franchise, selling out, sound treating your room, treat yourself to a falafel or cupcake, Spenser threatens to quit if...
2021-03-211h 18Gettin Head: A BucketcastEpisode 21: Tongue in the Butt, Jabba the HuttToday the fellers digest a deep dump into Pikes 61-63 (Citacis, Outlined for Citacis, and Grand Gallery) listening to our podcast at work, tattooing people’s faces vs. cooking black cod on a grill, everyone on Twitter has tenure in their position of being an asshole, posting the names of Wikipedia articles as a twitter influencer, the Home Improvement theme song, Buckethead’s love letter to Jennifer Batten, the Westie breed of dog, “Tongue in the Butt, Jabba the Hutt”, another discussion about Barenaked Ladies’ “One Week”, where are the shirtless pit dudes?—shirtless pit dudes are the butterflies of metal shows...
2021-03-141h 32Gettin Head: A BucketcastEpisode 20: Smells Like Ween in Here (feat. Andrew Jamieson aka Moonworm)Today we’re joined by our old friend, former bandmate, producer, and pinball jockey Andrew Jamieson (also known as Moonworm)!Today we discuss Pikes 58-60 (Outpost, ydrapoeJ, and Footsteps) as well as the breakup of Daft Punk and how much Spense hates their final album, Random Access Memories, Happy by Pharrell, TripTunes/HipTunes, Tricky, pinball, anime, drinking too much caffeine, Tony Hawk’s Pro Skater 4skin, Allison Bechdel’s Fun Home, Andrew chainsmokes our entire podcast, Tigran Hmasyan’s The Call Within, Behind The Curve, and how Ween’s recording studio smells. Support the show (https...
2021-03-071h 24Gettin Head: A BucketcastEpisode 19: 3rd Rock From the Bucket (feat. Mark Bronzino of ANS, Mammoth Grinder, Iron Reagan, Ghostmane, etc.)Today we're joined by our pal Mark Bronzino (sick guitarist for a lot of cool bands)!Together we’re getting into Pikes 55-57 (The Miskatonic Scale, Cycle, and Night Gallery) Abandoned Musical Projects, 3rd Rock from the Sun, Texas’s power failure, Jeffrey Parks, Snow Days, Mark’s New Jersey Connection with the View Askewniverse, what Buckethead was doing on 9/11, May the 4th be with you, Meth and Ketamine at once, the one Dido album we all cry to, is Buckethead’s guitar is afraid of him?, is Buckethead controlled by other forces?, Mark’s experience playing and gettin...
2021-02-281h 20Gettin Head: A BucketcastEpisode 18: All Hot Action Cops are Bastards (feat. Devin Boudreaux of Rejection Pact)Today we’re happy to be joined by our old friend Devin Boudreaux of Boise Hardcore band Rejection Pact!We get into Pikes 52-54 (Factory, City of Flavors, and The Frankensteins Monsters Blind) We also get far into Meet the Deedles (1998), Dee Snider’s Strangeland (also 1998), Buckethead and Bill Moseley’s project ‘The Cornbugs,’ Slam Metal Poetry, accidentally inventing Nu Metal, Bucketanon; ls Buckethead Q??, The Most Nu-Metal Movie Soundtracks, Buckethead often sounds like 90s FPS music, Mindless Self Indulgence, hey Dan Monti hit us up dude, The Brown Collar Comedy Tour, Britain’s neighbor takes a super long d...
2021-02-211h 24Gettin Head: A BucketcastEpisode 17: Shit in the Mouth of God and Give Him a Scat FetishThis week Spense and Brit listen to and discuss Pikes 49-51 (Monument Valley, Pitch Dark, and Claymation Courtyard) Vegan dumps, Buckethead’s Diet Coke addiction, the best Will Smith soundtrack raps, Spenser’s Pronouns (poop/they/them), The Expanse, Raw Doggin, Spenser’s Freudian connection to his socials, getting enough sleep, the inherent corruption of power structures, fascist virtuosos being reborn as guitar virtuosos, and “the best music”. Support the show (https://www.patreon.com/abucketcast)
2021-02-141h 15Gettin Head: A BucketcastA Chinese New Year Democracycast Pt. 1: Hepatitis BC Rich Warlock (feat. Matt Collins of Format Not Included)Matt Collins (of Format Not Included) is back! It's Chinese New Year, and in celebration we're taking a deep dive in to Guns n' Roses' 2008 album Chinese Democracy. We also discuss Tomb Robbins, The Guns n Roses Government, where we were when the album was released, Dr. Pepper’s Chinese Democracy scam, Axl Rose’s touring psychic “Yoda”, Bumblefoot, the cost of Chinese Democracy, Fingerbang City, Steve Albini was an inside job, the alternate “art” cover, Axl Rose’s jersey era, Shackler’s Revenge = Axl’s Revenge, the composers/arrangers of the album, Axl Rose’s feelings, the salaries of Chine...
2021-02-1250 minGettin Head: A BucketcastA Chinese New Year Democracycast Pt. 2: Just Like a Warm Plate of Spaghetti (feat. Matt Collins of Format Not Included)Matt Collins (of Format Not Included) is back! It's Chinese New Year, and this is part 2 of our deep dive in to Guns n' Roses' 2008 album Chinese Democracy. We also talk about Matt’s shark/devil bass, dads who stan Breakfast at Tiffany’s, bisexual lighting, what chafes Spenser’s bacon, What Went Wrong?, Axl Rose is the white trash Bono, the McDonald’s Batman Forever commemorative glasses, tasty tarot bitches, Chinese Democracy’s 15-year timeline, Shaq’s lost rap verse, planning an insurrection on a plate of spaghetti, the Italian version of American Pie, Ozzy orders Sharon a lyft...
2021-02-1254 minGettin Head: A BucketcastEpisode 16: All These Turds Are Lost...Like Tears in RainToday Britain and Spenser break down Pikes 46-48 (Rainy Days, Roller Coaster Track Repair, and Hide in the Pickling Jar) and bullshit a ton of material including Home Improvement, Seth McFarlane, fighting instrumental musicians, Brit reads Tweets, Walk-In Coolers are the Bloodrave from Blade, numbers that aren’t 16, Britain gets laid off, Spenser as a Wedding DJ, Buckethead’s Recording Coop, Manowar’s Podcast, The Scorpions, KISS, Clerks the Series, QanonAnonymous, and taking a shit in the shower. Support the show (https://www.patreon.com/abucketcast)
2021-02-071h 23Gettin Head: A BucketcastEpisode 15: Life is a Highway (and I Know My Highway Will Go On)Holy shit, it just keeps going. Spenser and Britain talk about Pikes 43-45 (Pike 43, You Can’t Triple Stamp a Double Stamp, and The Coats of Claude) and a ton of dumbass bullshit including being an essential worker, Demonia, Black Hightop Converse, efficient Nazi idiots, Woodstock 94, Hatephul Colins, pay for DAWs, plugging Plugins, Fried Rice, American Metalheads vs. European Metalheads, Dumb & Dumber (1994), Bucketemotions, Spenser For Hire, What the Fuck Are We Doing Here?, Jimi Hendrix’s live dominance, and the timeless battle of white vs. brown rice. Support the show (https://www.patreon.com/gettinhead)
2021-01-311h 30Gettin Head: A BucketcastEpisode 14: Breakfast at Buckethead'sToday the dudes review Pikes 40-42 (Coat of Charms, Wishes, and Backwards Chimney) and discuss a wide range of topics including Specific Grocery Rockers, why capitalism fucking sucks, Ween, Buckethead’s dong, Zakk Wylde’s birthday, Brit stops shaving, Buckethead’s guitar ‘Kaiser’s Gift’, Spenser fucks up building a weird light, Rock n’ Roll Horror Films, Deep Blue Something’s ‘Breakfast at Tiffany’s’, Pork-based penis euphemisms, Jack O’ Lantern’s full name, Raffi fucks with Antifa, Jerk off instructions, the modern Arkam series of Batman games, getting weird on cam, the proper amounts of YOLO-ing, indica vs. sativa vs. mania vs. depres...
2021-01-241h 33Gettin Head: A BucketcastEpisode 13: It's Zakk Wylde All the Way DownThis week Spenser and Britain dive deep into Pikes 37-39 (Hollowed Out, It Smells Like Frogs, and Twisterlend) and also talk about MIDI controllers in the rain, the best buttrock band, Jon Schaffer of Iced Earth being wanted for domestic terrorism, who’s playing guitar for Ozzy?, Hellyeah! doing cocaine at Golden Corral restaurants, Spenser’s Gibson SG, the death of the Chinese buffet at the hands of COVID, tuning pedals vs. clip-on tuners, strippers who dance to Korn, where’s the coolest place to be found dead?, The Expanse, Linkin Park, Nickleback’s Google commercials, Gone in 60 Seconds (2000), Kanye’s d...
2021-01-171h 28Gettin Head: A BucketcastEpisode 12: Intermittently Bucket, but Always HeadThis week the bois dive into Pikes 34-36 (Pikes, Thank You Ohlinger’s, and The Pit) Cock & Ball Torture, Buckethead’s history of headwear, Raphael “Ted” Cruz and Machiavelli as Ninja Turtles, State-distributed Cowabunga, never watching Babalyon 5, Robert Zombie’s Dragu-mind, BMX XXX (2002), new information on Motley Crue’s syphilitic [breakfast] burrito cocks, eating in the shower, Jimmy Buffet’s children’s book, Sega CD infomercial, The Queen’s Gambit, Charlie Kaufman’s novel Antkind, Spenser’s hate for Bridge to Terabithia, The Duke of Margaritaville, fuck you 2020, handing ovations, and other assorted bullshit. Support the show (https://www.patreon.com/abucket
2021-01-101h 14Gettin Head: A BucketcastEpisode 11: Like Lady and the Tramp, but with their Syphilitic Rockstar Burrito DicksThis week we listen to and review Pikes 31-33 (Pearson’s Square, Rise of the Blue Lotus, and Pumpkin) and go down some absurd rabbit holes regarding Podcasting Uniforms, gay lighting, Saliva’s Click Click Boom, Barenaked Ladies’ One Week, Spenser’s Big Music Year at 14 (2003), Ozzy is a bad vocalist, not being privileged enough to fuck horse girls, Motley Crue and their burrito dicks, Spenser’s 32 Birthday, raw doggin, making candles, what do you mix with Faygo?, remembering restaurants, losing an ID with a perfect picture, Buckethead hanging out at malls, jamming with Buckethead, boner pills, using the Popeye arm...
2021-01-031h 29Gettin Head: A BucketcastEpisode 10: Mindfreak on a LeashSpenser and Britain get into Pikes 28-30 (Feathers, Splatters, and Mannequin Cemetery,) also discussed is Buckethead signing his GnR contract on The Haunted Mansion, Britain gets sick and then gets sciatica, (formerly) getting high before work, Tech Bass bands Obscura and Augury, Britain eats a salad, Black Label Society Gang Imagery, Spenser goes to Lowes, The Expanse, The Mandalorian, Necrophagist, The Clone Wars, The Boys, Ozark, Batman & Robin, The Witcher, Cannibal Corpse, Letterkenny, Batman the Animated Series, Jon Favreau & Dave Filioni, and Christopher Lee's Metal Career. Support the show (https://www.patreon.com/abucketcast)
2020-12-271h 37Gettin Head: A BucketcastEpisode 9: What Would Bill Joel Do?Spense & Brit listen to Pikes 25-27 (Pancake Heater, Worms for the Garden, Halls of Dimension) and discuss Truly Hard Seltzer, Ozark, Howie Mandel, normalizing just not wanting to do shit, Viggo Mortensen (and his dong), The Nu-Metal movement, watching Borat on Robotussin, Judas Priest’s Turbo, Tool’s Keyboardist, working on Thanksgiving, RODE mics, Heavy Metal Bars, Billy Joel, Living Laughing & Loving on the Internet, Billy Idol, The Screaming Hotline, GTA games, Mudvayne, the shape of Dream Theater’s moshpits, Black Boss Porter, Yakuza Zero, what Nu Metal band would most likely be in the Klan.Support the show...
2020-12-201h 28Gettin Head: A BucketcastEpisode 8: Maroon 666 Circle Pit (feat. Nax of Biting the Hand)We are once again joined by a guest! Today we talk with Nax from Biting the Hand about Pikes 22-24 (Sphere Facade, Telescape, Slug Cartilage) as well as working with the public during the pandemic, Hoobastank, Dan Monti (Del Rey Brewer), Spenser with an Eminem Haircut, Maroon 5 Wall of Death, The Best Smelling Celebrities, Rob Zombie, Stripper Music, Arcade Fire, Albert???, Peter Lorre, Bisexual Lighting, and (not) waiting for video games to load. Support the show (https://www.patreon.com/abucketcast)
2020-12-131h 18Gettin Head: A BucketcastEpisode 7: Big Anal Sex Fans, Guns n' Roses (feat. Matt Collins of Format Not Included)This week we're joined by special guest Matt Collins of the podcast Format Not Included! Together we review Pikes 19-21 (Teeter Slaughter, Thaw, and Spiral Trackway) and discuss Buckethead Land and its different rides, hating the world, Anchorage’s Mayoral Sexting Scandal, Bootsy Collins, Seattle, being the drug dealer in a jazz band, Spenser’s non-metal bands, The Crown, Dildohead, John Zorn’s McArthur Grant, The Expanse, Axl Rose Datamining Chinese Democracy, Lube, Purple Rain and Ketamine. Support the show (https://www.patreon.com/abucketcast)
2020-12-061h 37Gettin Head: A BucketcastEpisode 6: Gettin Fieldy: A DreamcastThis week we get into Pikes 16-18 (The Boiling Pond, The Spirit Winds, and The Astrodome) and discuss how much ET sucks, group sex, nonbinary names, Ethiopian Food, Tim Burton Films, Samauri Jack, Korn’s Bassist Fieldy, Adult Swim, Anthony Bourdain, Historia Civilis, Paying for Porn, Applesauce on Waffles, and bringing a mechanical keyboard to a funeral. Support the show (https://www.patreon.com/abucketcast)
2020-11-291h 16Gettin Head: A BucketcastBonus Episode: A Letter for a Grant for a BBQ Bath for Nathan YankusIn 2010, Britain sent Spenser a short story via e-mail. Nobody else on earth has ever heard it. Spenser reads it. It's a bit fucked up.
2020-11-2200 minGettin Head: A BucketcastEpisode 5: The Miles Davis Vibe-Industrial ComplexWe review Pikes 13-15 (Pike 13, The Mark of Davis, and View Master) and talk about Buckethead's relationship with Disney, being the well-meaning white guy at work, Step- Porn, Black Label Society's subreddit, Dr. Manhattan's cum, Ranier Beer, House of Leaves, labeling and organizing your semen stains, and Britain retires his squeaky chair. Support the show (https://www.patreon.com/abucketcast)
2020-11-221h 14Gettin Head: A BucketcastEpisode 4: The Buck-ethead-wheat BoysWe review Pikes 10-12 (The Silent Picture Book, Forgotten Library, and Propellar,) The Fuzz Pedal, Garfield and Nermal's relationship, Beavis and Butthead Do America, how you never meet Jane's Addiction fans, posting Spenser's house keys on the internet, owning Jute rope in your 30s, Amazon's The Boys, Man Borg, Snoop Dogg negotiating hostage situations, and a ballsack full of Gnocci. Support the show (https://www.patreon.com/abucketcast)
2020-11-151h 04Gettin Head: A BucketcastEpisode 3: Guess What? Nobody's Listening!Today we review Pikes 7-9 (Shores of Molokai, Racks, and March of the Slunks,) Britain breaks down Basketball positions, Vibing, Hard Seltzer, Buckethead's true identity, Hulu Horror Movies, shaving in bed, Ted Nugent, and renaming the 'glove box'. Support the show (https://www.patreon.com/abucketcast)
2020-11-081h 01Gettin Head: A BucketcastBonus Episode: Gettin Sonic: A MayhymcastSpense and Britain go deep into bullshit Anchorage, Alaska minutia and discuss a DAW thrash guitarist/composer that records under the name Sonic Mayhym.
2020-11-0800 minGettin Head: A BucketcastEpisode 2: Gas Station Boner Pills vs. Buttsex WhippitsToday we discuss Buckethead's Pikes 4-6 (Underground Chamber, Look Up There, and Balloon Cement,) Spenser's dislike of solo acoustic artists, Poppers, getting wine drunk with doctors in a rainstorm at a Chris Issac concert, Jojo Rabbit, The Funky Cold Medina, and how much we hate Star Trek's Lwaxana Troi. Support the show (https://www.patreon.com/abucketcast)
2020-11-021h 05Gettin Head: A BucketcastEpisode 1: Who Doesn't Whistle While They Masturbate?Welcome to our first episode! Today we review Buckethead's first Three Pikes (It's Alive!, Empty Space, and 3 Foot Clearance), the Jurrasic Park Series, Paul Simon's bad music, and whistling while you masturbate. Support the show (https://www.patreon.com/abucketcast)
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