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soy trekStar Trek: Section 31 (2024)ball is life2025-01-301h 15
soy trekReal NewsBrit and Pat discuss the Rite Aid FTC facial recognition settlement, the risk of christmas penis fractures, Jeffrey Epstein's associates, the terrorist watch list, and pope francis blessing same-sex couples. 2023-12-231h 13
soy trekReal NewsPat & Brit discuss the nlrb suing unionized starbucks back into existence, the war on gaza, US jail populations returning to pre-pandemic levels, the tesla recall, and george santos2023-12-181h 15
soy trekSoy Trek Vasectomy Specialwe are now the only amab spermless star trek podcast2023-11-191h 07
soy trekTriviaBrit and Pat test their trek trivia knowledge 2023-11-0855 min
soy trekAdvice (feat. the Star Trek Stripper)landlord dildo toothbrush2023-11-021h 02
soy trekSlut Trek (feat. the Star Trek Stripper)Senator Corey Booker, fan of vegan star trek strippers2023-10-301h 15
soy trekLower Decks S4E9 "The Inner Fight" (feat. the Star Trek Stripper)everything can be softcore porn, except hardcore porn2023-10-291h 05
soy trekStar Wars Episode 3: Revenge of the Sithblocking lasers is 55% of being a Jedi, the other 45% is not having sex2023-09-271h 57
soy trekInterview: Marc CushmanMarc Cushman is a living legend. Between his TOS tomes "These Are the Voyages: TOS", his series of Sex Trek porn parodies, and writing for Star Trek: The Next Generation, Marc has simply done everything we wish we could do in the Star Trek universe. Today, we discuss everything. 2023-09-072h 18
soy trekTNG S2E4 "The Outrageous Okona" (feat. The Bruce Campbell Podcast's Nate + Tyler)comedy is dead. rest in piscopo. Comrade Brit is joined by Nate and Tyler from The Bruce Campbell Podcast and Animorphin Time to discuss Star Trek kinda, but mostly Joe Fucking Piscopo. Bruce Campbell Podcast:https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/the-bruce-campbell-podcast/id1660690303Animorphin Time:https://animorphingtime.com/2023-07-202h 03
soy trekStrike Captain's Log (feat. Carlos Cisco)we interview WGA Strike Captain and Star Trek Discovery Writer Carlos Cisco about the strike, AI, solidarity, Bar Association (DS9), and Author, Author (VOY)EntertainmentCommunityFund.orghttps://account.venmo.com/u/carlos-ciscohttps://shop.mcdmproductions.com/collections/flee-mortals-the-mcdm-monster-book/products/flee-mortals-hardcover-bookpatreon.com/dumbidiotbs2023-07-151h 04
soy trekOne Small Step: A Star Trek Fan Productionpat gets paranoid about his neighbor seeing him eat pie incorrectly2023-06-141h 14
soy trekA Test of Time: A Star Trek Fan Productionsounds like the worst prog rock album of all time2023-06-071h 22
soy trekTrek Newsstar trek news for the first week of June, 20232023-06-051h 11
soy trekThe Human Adventure: A Star Trek Fan Filmdicks and swords swingin baby2023-06-011h 26
soy trekOutraged: A Star Trek Fan Productionwhen the blueface allegations come back to bite you2023-05-281h 26
soy trekBorg Hunters: A Star Trek Fan ProductionI have his DNA sample. You should get it out of my mouth. 2023-05-251h 03
soy trekKnow Your Host: BritPat interviews co-host Britain Ryan Strah2023-05-231h 37
soy trekKnow Your Host: PatComrade Brit interviews co-host Pat Hoey2023-05-221h 24
soy trekStar Trek Beyond (pt. 2)krall-ing in my skin, these wounds they will not heal2023-05-161h 51
soy trekStar Trek Beyond (pt. 1)sulu's gay! sulu's gay! (for seven to twelve seconds)2023-05-121h 36
soy trekStar Trek Into Darkness (pt. 2)soldier of foreskin2023-05-091h 44
soy trekStar Trek Into Darkness (pt. 1)put some bleach in an asshole, gimme a bendy straw, i'm havin a birthday2023-05-072h 14
soy trekStar Trek (2009) [pt. 2]vulcan pool boy ass pussy2023-05-021h 56
soy trekStar Trek (2009) [pt. 1]eugenics roddenberry2023-04-281h 57
soy trekStar Trek Wikifeetwe review the wikifeet ratings of star trek casts from tos-ent2023-03-131h 02
soy trekTAS S01E01 "Beyond the Farthest Star"strategic defense chandelier2023-02-201h 02
soy trekStar Trek: Nemesis Subspace Transmissionsall the deep production notes about Nemesis and how much everybody hated it2023-02-141h 18
soy trekStar Trek: Nemesis (Pt. 2)B-4skin2023-02-122h 34
soy trekStar Trek: Nemesis (Pt. 1)the maiden voyage of the Enterprise-DSLs2023-02-102h 04
soy trekStar Trek: Insurrection Subspace Transmissionsall the production notes and behind the scenes facts about star trek: insurrection you could fit in all your holes and then some2023-01-301h 04
soy trekStar Trek: Insurrection (Pt. 2)boo cookie party2023-01-291h 40
soy trekStar Trek: Insurrection (Pt. 1)f-word murray abarham2023-01-282h 15
soy trekStar Trek: First Contact Subspace Transmissionsevery single production detail about First Contact. ever. 2023-01-241h 24
soy trekStar Trek: First Contact (Pt. 2)suck the puke dick2023-01-231h 55
soy trekStar Trek: First Contact (Pt. 1)definitely starring cch pounder as lilyhttps://www.patreon.com/dumbidiotbssoytrek.com2023-01-221h 45
soy trekTrek News Jan Week 3 2023the section 31 spinoff finally gets an update (kinda?), Discovery poorly explains dumb things from Picard, and Majel Barrett will no longer be the voice of Star Trek computers2023-01-2058 min
soy trekStar Trek: Subspace Generationsdear star trek captains: stop trying to be action stars. you are old.https://www.patreon.com/dumbidiotbssoytrek.com2023-01-181h 38
soy trekStar Trek: Generations (Pt. 2)let's give a kneeling ovation for the chronicles of ribbonhttps://www.patreon.com/dumbidiotbssoytrek.com2023-01-171h 53
soy trekStar Trek: Generations (Pt. 1)featuring Alan Ruck as Captain Fuckhttps://www.patreon.com/dumbidiotbssoytrek.com2023-01-162h 00
soy trekDS9 S4E24 "The Quickening"where the hell is duncan mccloud?2022-12-261h 29
soy trekTrek News Dec Week 4 2022Is quentin tarantino directing a star trek miniseries?, is julian bashir returning to trek?, which language is harder: na’vi or klingon?, was mork from ork in the trek universe?, trek invents sliding doors, updates on the new Sisko comic, and we critique somebody else’s year end list2022-12-261h 11
soy trekReal News Dec Week 4 2022we discuss the winter storm coming down on america, britain explains the broken bail system, scotland does a solid for trans rights, a tesla on autopilot causes an autopileup, facial recognition technology and what it means for the punitive state, and asking your local city counsel for a public sex dungeon2022-12-2654 min
soy trekTAS S2E4 "Albatross"don't stop i'm about to guard2022-12-211h 14
soy trekTrek News Dec Week 3 2022star trek's first woman director dies, quark gets a corgi, training an algorithm to understand tamarian, terry matalas hires a dude from 12 monkeys to captain the titan, we all want star trek: o'brien, the roddenberry foundation paints some satellites or something, and truly one of the dumbest articles ever comparing star trek tos to...the capitalist economy2022-12-1958 min
soy trekReal News Dec Week 3 2022chewing gum soup, trump sells $4.4mil of nft ‘trading cards’, anti-vaxxers more likely to get in serious vehicle accidents, a possible fentanyl vaccine, scientists discover the snake clitorus, elon suspends jouralists from twitter for *checks notes*…journalism, and a hilariously bad understanding of leftists’ view of capital by a…world war 2 historian?2022-12-181h 20
soy trekProdigy S1E18 "Mindwalk"captain britain challenges alexander the great to a dick sucking contest in sto-vo-kor2022-12-171h 27
soy trekAvatar 2: The Way of Waterspoiler alert/3 word review: cameron. don't. miss.2022-12-162h 53
soy trekTNG S4E17 "Night Terrors"13 reasons worf2022-12-141h 49
soy trekTrek News Dec Week 2 2022the original saavik kirstie alley dies, michelle yeoh named time's icon of 2022, discovery season 4 releases on bluray, lower decks nominated for critics choice award, jurati isn't coming back to picard, a local theater in ohio does a star trek christmas play, and what went wrong with nemesis 2022-12-111h 00
soy trekReal News Dec Week 2 2022wnba star brittney griner is released in exchange for 'the merchant of death' while hundreds of thousands sit in jail on nonviolent drug offenses, the warlock defeats the werewolf advocate hershel walker in a huge victory for big dracula, san fransicko decides killer police robots aren't as rad as we know they are, nato sucks (but so does everything else), tgifraud days fake mozzarella sticks, the US is just four weapons manufacturers in a trench coat pretending to be consumer capitalism, and we weigh in on the hunter biden laptop twitter thing.2022-12-101h 09
soy trekProdigy S1E17 "Ghost in the Machine"in which the magic school bussy flies through the holedeck gape tunnel2022-12-091h 26
soy trekTNG S1E1 "Encounter at Fartpoint"ohhh, manual docking? i thought you wanted me to dock with emmanuel. whoopshttps://patreon.com/dumbidiotbshttps://soytrek.com2022-12-072h 44
soy trekTrek News Dec Week 1 2022no more star trek events in europe?, the battle between takei and shatner continues, the only race klingons are afraid of, the future of physical media, wrapping up the picard auction, and captain britain wages war on r/startrekmemes for allowing their community to become unsafehttps://patreon.com/dumbidiotbshttps://soytrek.com2022-12-051h 10
soy trekReal News Dec Week 1 2022the current rail labor situation, the army planning to pay millions to influence kids through video game streamers, and jp morgan becoming a megalandlordhttps://patreon.com/dumbidiotbshttps://soytrek.com2022-12-041h 04
soy trekProdigy S1E16 "Preludes"could god microwave a burrito so hot that even he couldn’t put his dick in it?https://patreon.com/dumbidiotbshttps://soytrek.com2022-12-032h 00
soy trekLower Decks S1E3 "Temporal Edict"lower decks could really use an evil gay baby like family guy2022-11-301h 41
soy trekTrek News Nov Week 4 2022production wraps on discovery season 5, star trek spirits launching romulan rye and vodka, star trek first contact music coming back to picard, adam savage spends a lot of time this week with star trek props including for the picard auction, murf's voice actor talks murf, and reading series: who's a better first officer: riker or spock?https://patreon.com/dumbidiotbshttps://soytrek.com2022-11-2858 min
soy trekReal News Nov Week 4 2022the club q shooting and recognizing the victims and heroes fighting hate, the crypto market is a failing fantasy, black friday strikes in britain, child prostitute ads legalized in canada (for cops), and the border and labor crisis collidehttps://patreon.com/dumbidiotbshttps://soytrek.com2022-11-271h 14
soy trekProdigy S1E15 "Masquerade"we write, produce, direct, watch, and review the micropenis claus starring tim allen (2022)https://patreon.com/dumbidiotbshttps://soytrek.com2022-11-261h 44
soy trekPicard S1E4 "Absolute Candor"a promise is a prison. so get in my promise dungeon2022-11-232h 02
soy trekTrek News Nov Week 3 2022star trek mission seattle canceled, a charming jonathan frakes interview, william shatner hates his former castmates, the ongoing picard auction, and we ask: is star trek suffering a similar burnout to star wars?2022-11-211h 09
soy trekReal News Nov Week 3 2022the impending doom of twitter, herschel walker talks vampires vs werewolves, republicans take the house, the pentagon fails its yearly audit (as usual), the national adderall shortage, and the very real threat of cis christian groomers2022-11-201h 09
soy trekProdigy S1E14 "Crossroads"murf grows a new foreskin, just like in the crossroads with britney spears2022-11-191h 42
soy trekTNG S1E23 "Skin of Evil"you've never been fisted before?!?!?!https://patreon.com/dumbidiotbshttps://soytrek.com2022-11-152h 03
soy trekTrek News Nov Week 2 2022we discuss vw's 12mph captain's chair, the picard season 1&2 auction, the future of star trek 4, and robert beltran's probably bad politicshttps://patreon.com/dumbidiotbshttps://soytrek.com2022-11-1457 minsoy trekReal News Nov Week 2 2022we discuss the results of the midterm election, rip gallagher, alex jones ordered to pay $473 million more lol, and everything funny happening with worlds worst poster elon muskhttps://patreon.com/dumbidiotbshttps://soytrek.com2022-11-131h 02
soy trekProdigy S1E13 "All The World's a Stage"captain kirk shatners the bed. again.https://patreon.com/dumbidiotbshttps://soytrek.com2022-11-121h 39
soy trekEnterprise S2E16 "Future Tense"zefram cockring’s ‘no loads refused’ gangbang funtime hourpatreon.com/dumbidiotbssoytrek.com2022-11-082h 27
soy trekProdigy S2E12 "Let Sleeping Borg Lie"inviting the street sharks to a borgy cause their praxis is more legit than captain planet2022-11-042h 25
soy trekProdigy S1E11 "Asylum"are you gonna suck whatever i pull out of this adult diaper?patreon.com/dumbidiotbssoytrek.com2022-10-292h 24
soy trekLower Decks S3E10 "The Stars at Night"they say you only use about 10% of your prostatepatreon.com/dumbidiotbssoytrek.com2022-10-292h 31
soy trekDiscovery S1E3 "Context is for Kings"yeah man but have you ever warped…on shrooms?2022-10-252h 38
soy trekLower Decks S3E9 "Trusted Sources"we discuss who still does circumcision in the star trek universe and fill the Barclay action figure jar with our cum2022-10-212h 21
soy trekDeep Space 9 S2E16 "Shadowplay"What’s the limit to a changeling’s gape? 2022-10-182h 26
soy trekLower Decks S3E8 “Crisis Point 2: Paradoxus”We get matching Knicknak taint tattoos, Alex Jones loses big in court, and Geordi procreates with a hologram2022-10-152h 31
soy trekLower Decks S3E7 "A Mathematically Perfect Redemption" & TOS S2E20 "Return to Tomorrow"we discuss what a pon farrt would be like and kirk cheats at the kobayashi maru by having the answers transmitted to him via a vibrating buttplug2022-10-074h 04
soy trekLower Decks S3E6 "Hear All, Trust Nothing" & Voyager S4E25 "One"This is now a Monk (on the USA Network Starring Tony Shalhoub) Podcast. Regardless, we end up talking about Seven of Nine taking a number 2 for about 3 hours. Also featuring The Roast of Tom Paris.2022-10-013h 20
soy trekLower Decks S3E5 “Reflections” & Deep Space 9 S2E14 “Whispers”We really “drop the ball” (pull out our testicles to prove a point), then Pat erases all the memories of his regrets and he’s consequently turned into a forklift-certified manbaby. 2022-09-233h 21
soy trekLower Decks S3E4 "Room to Improve" & Voyager S2E12 "Resistance"Don’t drink out of the old man’s mystery thermos challenge, and prop comedy makes a comeback with MelonTop’s wild new “where’s my hat?” routine2022-09-163h 35
soy trekLower Decks S3E3 "Mining the Mind's Mines" & Voyager S2E16 "Meld"Neelix produces some Skin Porridge from his glands and Pat tries to mind meld with a sandwich2022-09-103h 21
soy trekLower Decks S3E2 "The Least Dangerous Game" + TNG S3E19 "Captain's Holiday"Patrick "French" Stewart gets some Jamaharon2022-09-033h 22
soy trekStar Trek VI: The Undiscovered Country (+ Lower Decks S3E1)we watch the most racist Star Trek film and discuss having sex with a camelback full of hot mashed potatoes2022-08-274h 31
soy trekStar Trek V: The Final FrontierKirk will literally shit his sleeping bag with an ass full of whiskey beans before going to therapy 2022-08-193h 55
soy trekStar Trek IV: The Voyage Homewe discuss Sulu running the “San Francisco Marathon”, Chekov getting turned out in a temporal loop and having to take new asshole medication, and Bones McCoy being so dry he has to rest in a wet sleeping bag2022-08-134h 14
soy trekStar Trek III: The Search for Spock3 hours of talking about Bones McCoy going dark MAGA and Saavik emptying the 7-year cum leg of a special needs child2022-08-052h 57
soy trekStar Trek II: The Wrath of Khanmaster and commanderbator 2022-07-292h 36
soy trekStar Trek: The Motion Picturethe greatest vore film ever madeSupport the show2022-07-213h 06
soy trekStar Trek Strange New Worlds Season 1getting our dicks wet at the LAN partySupport the show2022-07-152h 43
soy trekStrange New Worlds S1E10 "A Quality of Mercy" & VOY S5E13 "Gravity"It's not cheating if you're on a different level of space2022-07-082h 29soy trekStrange New Worlds S1E9 "All Who Wander" & TNG S2E16 "Q Who"in the future they remember station wagons but have completely forgotten what an omelette is2022-07-012h 44
soy trekStrange New Worlds S1E8 "The Elysian Kingdom" & TNG S7E15 "Lower Decks"We recorded this episode in one of those quarter-operated porn booth. It cost like 40 bucks in quarters. 2022-06-242h 48
soy trekStrange New Worlds S1E7 "The Serene Squall” and Voyager S6E3 "Barge of the Dead"Kortar is the Klingon king of Goth Night2022-06-172h 22
soy trekStrange New Worlds S1E6 "Lift us Where Suffering Cannot Reach” and LD S2E8 "I, Excretus"Torturing makes me horny2022-06-111h 59
soy trekStrange New Worlds S1E5 "Spock Amok" and TNG S4E6 "Legacy"Yar's sister's bodysuit cameltoe analysis2022-06-052h 10
soy trekStrange New Worlds S1E4 "Momento Mori" and TOS S3E16 "The Mark of Gideon"Kirk's mission is pussy2022-05-281h 31
soy trekStrange New Worlds S1E3 "Ghosts of Illyria" and DS9 S3E10 "Fascination"Smokin mad renewal scrolls2022-05-211h 28
soy trekStrange New Worlds S1E1&2 and DS9 S2E7 "Rules of Acquisition"Quark is a bisexual. 2022-05-191h 45soy trekStar Trek Picard Season 2Oh boy, what a mess. We break down Star Trek Picard Season 2 episode-by-episode and explain why it didn't work as a season of Star Trek, or really as a continuous story. 2022-05-152h 44