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Not To Be A Bitch, But...Our Holiday Special 2023: Catching Up, Reminiscing and WONKA!Brooke and Katie are back after a whopping three months to catch up and reminisce on all the things we haven’t been able to cover since our hiatus. We discuss our roses and thorns of pop culture this year including Wonka being movie of the year, Taylor and Travis, BTS all being in the army, and the rise and fall of And Just Like That’s Che and Miranda. We also discuss Love On the Spectrum US returning for season 2, Zootopia opening in Shanghai, and The 1975 being one of the best concerts ever. For our personal roses and thor...2023-12-211h 52

Not To Be A Bitch, But...Jophie Divorce, Preyed On By Swingers & Patriotism But Make It SlaySurprise! Brooke and Katie are back and ready to talk about the need to bring back Americana in a wholesome way, Michael Kay’s Rome vlog that went just about exactly how we would expect, and Katie’s first non-D*sney cruise on Virgin Voyages where she got the news that Jimmy Buffett passed away. We also discuss this year’s return of Halloween Horror Nights, people trying to cancel Jimmy Fallon, the Jophie breakup, and V’s Layover. For our NTBABBs we talk about rich people who brag about leaving none of their fortune to their children, and people w...2023-09-1447 min

Not To Be A Bitch, But...Gaylors Finally Win, Therapy & Coming Out… As Autistic!Brooke and Katie are indeed back and discuss THEE Gaylor Super Bowl - Karlie Kloss’s attendance at the last LA show of the Eras Tour! We also talk about Taylor’s wild Instagram post featuring a “proud” bracelet with a rainbow filter. We talk about Aidan being the best thing that has happened to And Just Like That, and look forward to My Big Fat Greek Wedding 3. Brooke opens up about her recent autism diagnosis at the ripe old age of 29, and we both partake in honesty hour about our mental struggles as of late. For our NTBABBs we talk...2023-08-171h 12

Not To Be A Bitch, But...Running Into Twice, X-Rated Che Diaz & Jungkook F*CKSBrooke and Katie reunite after a two week hiatus to rapid fire discuss many of the things we haven’t gotten to cover during our time off. We talk about our weekend trip to Atlanta for the Twice concert and Brooke’s birthday, including visiting the Center for Puppetry Arts, running into Momo and Nayeon at the Georgia Aquarium, and watching graphic sex scenes between Che and Miranda in And Just Like That. We also discuss Seven by Jungkook being raunchier than we ever could’ve imagined, Ariana Grande’s alleged divorce, Gigi Hadid smuggling weed, her ex Zayn on Call...2023-07-2055 min

Not To Be A Bitch, But...Who Is Attending Pink Concerts, Incels Against Tiana & Wanting James CameronBrooke and Katie recap Katie’s weekend in California, talk about inches on Twitter who think Tiana’s Bayou Adventure is going to be failure, and unpack who goes to Pink concerts and how she has been on tour for the last several years consecutively. We also rank what we would most to least want to do out of hiking Mount Everest, going to space, or going to the bottom of the ocean in a submarine. For our NTBABBs we talk about little girls with hot tool styled hair and how themed cars need to make a comeback.2023-06-291h 18

Not To Be A Bitch, But...Katie & Beth’s Birthday Bash, St*ney Cl*ver Celebrates White Gay Pride & Samantha On And Just Like ThatBrooke and Katie chat about BTS’ ten year anniversary and Festa, Mr. Morrow absolutely slaying, and a recap of Katie and Beth’s annual birthday bash. We also talk about the Stoney Clover Lane pride collection, Samantha making a cameo in And Just Like That, and Taeyong’s Shalala. For our NTBABBs we discuss mayonnaise haters and being attracted to Michael Cera.2023-06-0846 min

Not To Be A Bitch, But...Mean Old Potato Salad, Speak Now Taylor’s Version & NTBABB Vincent’s Version with Vincent Prologo!This week Brooke and Katie are VERY excited to welcome Rust Belt native and famous vlogger Vincent (@vincentprologo) to the podcast! We talk about Vincent’s experiences at nights one and two of the Nashville leg of the Eras Tour where Taylor announced Speak Now Taylor’s Version. We also discuss his world famous review of Roundup Rodeo BBQ in greater detail, including why the Mean Old Potato Salad was so nauseatingly bad and how many people in his party became ill throughout the meal. We also talk about Vincent’s recent trip to Universal Hollywood to experience Super Ninten...2023-05-111h 18

Not To Be A Bitch, But...Being Overly Judgmental of the Met Gala 2023, And Just Like That Is Back & Taylor Swift x Matty Healy Breaking NewsBrooke and Katie are alone this week with some good old fashioned girl talk about all the things we haven’t gotten to discuss the past couple of weeks. Katie finally gets to relay her experience at the Eras Tour in Tampa, and we discuss the Twitter drama surrounding a particular Disney influencer’s attendance of multiple concerts on the tour. We also talk about our girls trip to Clearwater Beach and wonder what the synthetic drugs are made of that are sold in the gift shops there. We react to the And Just Like That season 2 teaser, the brea...2023-05-041h 12

Not To Be A Bitch, But...The Dying Art of Rom Coms, Bill Hader Is Sexy & Am I The Asshole with Jamie Arena!This week Brooke and Katie welcome our sweet friend Jamie Arena onto the podcast! We talk to her about her extensive experience freelancing in the film/TV world, and what it was like for her working on the set of Jersey Shore Family Vacation at the beautiful Margaritaville Resort right in our backyard of Kissimmee, Florida. We also discuss Ryan Gosling as a comedic actor in the Barbie movie, Sydney Sweeney and Glen Powell being a boring and already overexposed PR “couple”, who we would love to see in a rom com, and Coachella. In lieu of NTBABBs this week...2023-04-271h 04

Not To Be A Bitch, But...THIS Barbie Gets So High She Gets Scared, Kyle Pallo Is Going To The Eras Tour & Taylor’s Guide To LesbianismBrooke and Katie react to bisexual icon Jimin being #1 on the Billboard Hot 100 and racist icon Morgan Wallen… not being #1! We also talk about Kelsea Ballerini’s *ALLEGED* lesbian relationship and how her situation is looking a little TOO similar to another blonde country gal’s we all know and love. We discuss ozempic, Kyle Pallo going to the Eras Tour the same night as Katie, Shayla from Tik Tok, the genius that is the Barbie movie, Stray Kids at Disneyland, and Lana Del Rey and Boygenius’ new albums. We also answer a listener’s DM and give advice on what to...2023-04-061h 19

Not To Be A Bitch, But...The Rise and Fall of Michael Kay Part 3: Swan Gate, A Secret Engagement & A Name ChangeTo close out the end of our thrilling trilogy, Katie and Brooke pick up where we left off last week on the cusp of what becomes known as “Michael’s Favorite Pandemic”. We discuss how Michael has lived out all Seven Deadly Sins before our very eyes, the restraining order he allegedly filed against one of his immediate family members, and his being a government nepotism baby. We also go over the controversial events leading to his downward spiral, including some questionable face paint, his Bl*e L*ves M*tter shirt, and his alleged DAS use and abuse. We als...2023-03-091h 32

Not To Be A Bitch, But...Watching Your Ex Lose the Super Bowl, Yoongi’s Yard & Leave Harry ALONEBrooke and Katie reunite after Katie’s seven day voyage on the Disney Fantasy to discuss Pixar Day at Sea, Brooke’s 2023 Megan Fox and MGK prediction already coming true, a stunning pitch for the plot of Cars 4 and the announcement of Yoongi aka Suga aka Agust D’s unexpected tour. We also talk about Katie finding out her ex was in the Super Bowl while watching the game, Rihanna’s polarizing performance, and the disappointing M&Ms commercials. We also discuss “Harry’s House” beating Beyonce’s “Renaissance” for album of the year, Adele’s one stan making an appearance, and wha...2023-02-161h 28

Not To Be A Bitch, But...The Only Honest Star Wars Galactic Startcruiser Review!Katie may be on a cruise this week, but we made sure to still prepare a little TREAT for all of our wonderful listeners! Katie had the opportunity to be a passenger on the polarizing Star Wars Galactic Star Cruiser, and no previous reviews could have prepared her for how life changing her experience would be. Listen to us discuss the wacky food, intense role playing, and personalized interactions that brought Katie to tears. We guarantee you’ll find yourself seriously considering spending $5,000 to be trapped for two nights in a building in the Hollywood Studios parking lot! For he...2023-02-091h 06

Not To Be A Bitch, But...Getting Groped By Buc-ee, Hotel Burglary & Our Girls Trip With NCT 127Brooke and Katie are back from Katie being sick to discuss the Wicked remake, the quayns of Everything Everywhere All At Once sweeping the Oscar nominations, and our newest Disney vlogger obsession, Paging Mr. Morrow. We also recount the roller coaster that was our girls trip to Atlanta to see NCT 127 in concert, including experiencing the gorgeous World of Coca Cola, Katie having all of her jibbitz stolen by a hotel maid, and being inappropriately touched by a gas station mascot. For our NTBABBS we discuss making eye contact with people while eating and positively referring to something as "...2023-01-261h 45

Not To Be A Bitch, But...Hi(gh) From Harry’s Haus, Bl*ckpink Live Experience & IndigoBrooke and Katie are back from yet another hiatus due to travel to discuss Tumblr’s possible comeback, Taylor Swift being the Queen of Capitalism, Brooke’s Bl*ckpink concert experience, and Namjoon’s upcoming album, Indigo. We also talk about our cute little trip to California including being sick, a run to the dispensary, a visit to Harry’s House, Disneyland, and most importantly WORLD OF COLOR HOLIDAY! For our NTBABBs we discuss parents dressing their babies in adult clothing styles and ex jump scares.2022-11-172h 19

Not To Be A Bitch, But...Becoming Military Wives, BravoCon & MidnightsBrooke and Katie are back after Brooke’s second go with Covid in the past 4 months and boy do we have MUCH to discuss! We talk about Niall Horan becoming a judge on the voice, how much we want him to flirt with QUAYN Kellegend Clarkson, BTS confirming their military enlistment, and birth control. Brooke recounts the highlights from her trip to New York to go to BravoCon, we give a rundown on our thoughts on Taylor Swift’s new album, Midnights, and the controversy surrounding the fat phobic Anti Hero music video. We also talk about Blackpink’s tour l...2022-10-271h 51

Not To Be A Bitch, But...Happy Birthday Jimin, Brad Pitt Sis You're Over & NCTBrooke and Katie discuss Jimin's chilling birthday live that further proved he and Brooke are meant to be together, middle school choir culture, and all the hot boys in high school turning out to be ugly losers. We also discuss Brooke and NCT being in New York at the same time, BTS' upcoming concert in Busan, and Brad Pitt's children *allegedly* speaking out against his abuse. For our NTBABBs we talk about parents insisting on doing certain things on the weekend that can be done any time and people who refuse to wear Crocs.2022-10-1359 min

Not To Be A Bitch, But...Hurricane Culture, Stranded At Sea & Defending DWDBrooke and Katie reunite after missing last week's episode due to Hurricane Ian. We discuss the ways people in central Florida over dramatize hurricanes, Katie's experience being stuck on the Disney Wish during the hurricane, and people who unnecessarily criticized the Wish. We also talk about Bros and Don't Worry Darling being surprisingly good movies, and wonder why Harries are such an awful fanbase. For our NTBABBs we talk about sugar free culture and people who insist on posting what should be Facebook content on Instagram.2022-10-0653 min

Not To Be A Bitch, But...Minnie Is Dripping With Excitement, Seeing A Dear Friend & Saying Goodbye To The QUAYNAfter a brief hiatus Brooke and Katie return to discuss Harry’s movies flopping while Brendan Fraser slays, Brooke’s new house in G*lden O*k, and our dear dear friend B*rkev’s weeklong visit to Florida. We talk about the Killers concert, visiting the beautiful Lakeland, FL, the Namkook cupsleebe event, visiting Bass Pro Shop and more! For our NTBABBs we talk about the Quayn of England d wording and D23/J*sh D’Am*ro culture.2022-09-221h 03

Not To Be A Bitch, But...Horror Nights Horror Story, Gaylor Is Coming & Miss FloBrooke and Katie discuss the Don’t Worry Darling cast drama coming to a head at the Venice Film Festival, Taylor Swift gay rumors conveniently hitting the mainstream media as her new album is announced, and rancid gays body shaming Lana del Rey. We also give our rankings of the Seventeen members, Katie shares how she lost her wallet AND phone at the first night of Halloween Horror Nights, and Brooke shares why she thought she was being watched in her Vegas hotel room. For our NTBABBs we discuss not getting Jack Harlow, heat wave culture, and AirPods....2022-09-081h 09

Not To Be A Bitch, But...Ross & Raini, Vegas Fever Dream & Visiting ChromaticaBrooke and Katie reunite after two weeks apart to catch up on Jungkook/Princess Diana’s birthday, the proof coming to light that Raini Rodriguez and Ross Lynch hooked up, and our respective trips this psst weekend. Brooke talks about seeing the Killers, gambling, and endless simulations, and Katie talks about her trip to Chromatics/Atlanta.For our NTBABBs we discuss women being shamed for dating someone only a couple of years ago, and how bad pencil skirts look on everyone.2022-09-012h 16

Not To Be A Bitch, But...Don’t Worry Darling Drama, Stanning Seventeen & Katie’s 9/11Brooke and Katie don’t have a lot to talk about this week but country girls make do! We talk about getting into Seventeen, and Katie’s going back and forth on whether procreating with him would be a good idea. We also talk about Namjoon growing out his hair after seeing his baby girls’ long hair edits, and our bad astrological compatibility with Kpop idols. We also talk about Florence Pugh hating Don’t Worry Darling and reminding us that Harry eats a woman out in it, and we discuss how much we love Extraordinary Attorney Woo. For our NTBA...2022-08-1859 min

Not To Be A Bitch, But...The Princess of Fort Wilderness, Stop Supporting Abusers & Trying To Be Y/NBrooke and Katie talk about Bl*ckp*nk stans bullying Namjoon online, the interesting fans of a certain Diz Knee vlogger, and Brooke’s Y/N experience seeing High School Musical The Musical The Series’ Matt Cornett LIVE at Diz Knee Springs. We also discuss our visit to Fort Wilderness and how underrated it is, Joe Jonas soft launching being bi, and we unbox our new Ateez albums. For our NTBABBs we talk about hating Brad Pitt and his fans, and the fact that beans are such an underrated food.2022-08-111h 09

Not To Be A Bitch, But...Hobipalooza, Running Into TxT & The BEANBrooke and Katie reunite after Katie’s whirlwind weekend in Chicago. She recounts her Lollapalooza experience including seeing the Bean, running into TxT on the street (not clickbait), the Tito’s Lounge, and of course, Hobipalooza. For our NTBABBs we discuss people on BeReal who are anything BUT real, and people who bring bed pillows to the airport.2022-08-041h 02

Not To Be A Bitch, But...The Bachelorette, Lea Michele Won & BTS On Disney+Brooke and Katie reunite to discuss BTS content coming to Disney+, including a Permission To Dance LA concert special that we speculate may be OUR concert. Brooke opens her gorgeous birthday gift from Katie and we talk about the season premiere of The Bachelorette and our KING magician who was tragically sent home. We get the breaking news live on air that Khloe Kardashian is having another baby with Tristan via surrogate, and discuss Lea Michele officially replacing Beanie Feldstein in Funny Girl. For our NTBABBs we talk about "we proudly serve" Starbucks and the cringe "he/she's a...2022-07-141h 24

Not To Be A Bitch, But...Minions Screening From Hell, Horse Girls Were Right & A Tarot ReadingBrooke and Katie celebrate Brooke's birthday by talking about processed MEAT, horses being woke, and the Holy Land Experience. Katie recounts her showing of Minions: Rise of Gru dramatically coming to a screeching halt, and gives Brooke a tarot card reading on what she should expect for her 28th year of life. For our NTBABBs we talk about Namjoon posting photos with women all of a sudden, and wedding guests posting photos of themselves with wedding hashtags.2022-07-071h 16

Not To Be A Bitch, But...Stan Elvis, Tae's Gae Era & We Love CPsBrooke and Katie report late this week from the gorgeous Grand Floridian Villas after a cute little pool day to to recap Katie's cruise and everything she missed while on it. We discuss Taehyung going wild in Paris on a stripper pole with other men, Namjoon taking a page out of our book and podcasting, Jin's shirtless picture and Hobi's raunchy new single, More. We also talk about the serve that is Disney Cruise Line, CPs being misunderstood, and how much we love Austin Butler and hate Tom Hanks. For our NTBABBs we talk shite about Disney villain stans...2022-07-021h 26

Not To Be A Bitch, But...Good Mourning Army, Being A Covid Warrior & Kendall HiveBrooke and Katie are recording late AND on Skype (sorry) because Brooke finally has Covid. We discuss this hellacious week starting with the Proof CD listening party, and ending with BTS announcing a hiatus instead of a world tour. We also discuss the fun we've been having on Kendall Glazer's (Miss Stoney Clover) IG lives where Katie had a sweet conversation with none other than Kathy Hilton.2022-06-181h 16

Not To Be A Bitch, But...Gay Little Monkey Pox, A BeReal Nightmare & Chr*s Ev*ns Is Dark SidedBrooke and Katie are a little late with this week’s episode, but nevertheless regroup to discuss the impending release of NTS’ Proof, the increasing buzz on monkey pox, and the serve that is the Fire Island movie. We also talk about how much we love BeReal, recap Katie and Beth’s birthday party, and discuss the distrust we have towards Chr*s Ev*ns. For our NTBABBs we discuss how stupid Space X is and warning signs in public bathrooms.2022-06-111h 08

Not To Be A Bitch, But...YOU Are GAY, Back Off My Man & He’s A PRODUCERBrooke and Katie talk about their wild night at One Direction club night at House of Blues, Taylor Swift making women assume they aren’t gay, and Harry Styles’ lack of support from gay men. Katie also gives an update on the man she went on a date with last week, and we talk about why people need to stop making light of the Johnny Depp/Amber Heard trial. For our NTBABBs we talk about everyone suddenly becoming horny for Namjoon and the struggle of not being photogenic.2022-04-281h 12

Not To Be A Bitch, But...H*gh At Chili's, Harrychella & Jungkook Reincarnated As Princess DianaBrooke and Katie reunite to tell the tale of Brooke being high in Chili’s and Katie’s date that ended with a giant hickey on her neck and a fat lip. We also discuss the potential musical guest for this week’s Harrychella performance and Harry’s House leaking a month early, and also take our listeners' suggestions and talk about Jungkook being the reincarnation of Princess Diana and read our Festify results. 2022-04-211h 11

Not To Be A Bitch, But...The Shammys 2022, Vegas Countdown & Ben Platt Fan CamsBrooke and Katie record another after dark episode and talk about how much they love soup, look forward to the Phoebe Bridgers Tampa concert, and talk about what and who Katie plans on doing in Vegas this weekend. We also discuss this year’s Grammys including Olivia Rodrigo and V’s little moment, BTS being snubbed and used for views AGAIN, and to our pleasant surprise, the lack of R*chel Z*gler. For our NTBABBs for this week we talk about single stall restrooms in the workplace and men who loudly sneeze.2022-04-071h 10

Not To Be A Bitch, But...NTBABB After Dark, 4-Townies RISE & PTD LIVEBrooke and Katie are feeling CRAZY in this special After Dark episode where Katie gives a PSA to haters, we talk about how much we love and identify with Turning Red, and our fun experience seeing the BTS Permission to Dance live stream concert movie. We also discuss Katie potentially switching BTS biases, the collapse that is Stoney Clover x Target, Katie’s evil ex reaching out to her, and Bella Hadid being a brave warrior and admitting to one single nose job. For our NTBABBs we talk about the Instagram story “share you” feature and randos from high school...2022-03-171h 07

Not To Be A Bitch, But...Girl Boss Alert, BTS Naked Live On Stage & We Broke Up (Again)Brooke and Katie discuss Katie's brand new job as a wizness woman, BTS being a little TOO sexy at their Seoul concert and all of the concerts we will be attending this summer. We also talk about our new love for Ateez, question the sexualities of "straight" men who only want violent sex, and not wanting to be on dating apps ever again. For our NTBABBs we talk about young Jimmy Fallon being hot, and the tragedy of Ross Lynch not being cast in West Side Story.2022-03-121h 28

Not To Be A Bitch, But...A Dula Peep Love Story (NOT Click Bait), Lock Kanye Up, And Just Like That... It's Over!Brooke and Katie are back after Katie's CRAZY week to talk about her finding love in a hopeless place - the Dua Lipa concert! We also discuss the Super Bowl and Eminem fans, Lin Manuel Miranda's undeniable cultural impact, Kanye's disturbing, abusive behavior, and the And Just Like That season finale. For our NTBABBs we talk about people who claim to not "get" Wordle, and Kacey Musgraves solely pandering to gays.2022-02-171h 16

Not To Be A Bitch, But...We're Back, Jimin Almost DIED & Becoming Guys' GirlsBrooke and Katie are finally reunited after a hiatus due to illness and vacation. We're ready to talk about our "exes," seeing our dear friend B*rkev on his Florida trip, and Katie's cruise. We also discuss Jimin's devastating C*vid and appendicitis diagnosis, JLO being overrated and NOT the queen of rom coms, and the Diz Knee C*llege Pr*gram's school dance and talent show for adults.2022-02-101h 13

Not To Be A Bitch, But...Megan Fox's Ugly Ass Engagement Ring, R*chel Z*gler STFU Challenge & The Gay GazeBrooke and Katie are back to discuss being ugly, observing the lives of Republicans, not being attracted to muscly "manly" men, and a controversial Diz Knee influencer upset by Katie unfollowing him. We also discuss the engagement of Machine Gun Kelly and Megan Fox, successfully manifesting R*chel Z*gler being canceled, and of course, our weekly recap of the latest episode of And Just Like That. For our NTBABBs we talk about people who Karen out over their airline drama on Twitter, and weddings held at wedding/event centers.2022-01-201h 23

Not To Be A Bitch, But...New Year's Resolutions, Catholicism Flopped & Betty White ReincarnatedBrooke and Katie recount their Christmases after a two week hiatus while celebrating the New Year and the birth of a new Little Bitch Butt! Katie discusses attending a Catholic funeral and being reminded of how ridiculous religion is, and running into the cousin of a SUPERSTAR. We also talk about the new BTS made and designed products, night terrors and sleep paralysis, and our New Year's resolutions. For our NTBABBs we discuss Americans who talk to non-native English speakers like they are children, and people who feel the need to play devil's advocate.2022-01-061h 14

Not To Be A Bitch, But...Merry Christmas, A Little Bible Lesson & CircumcisionBrooke and Katie celebrate Christmas the only way we know how - by talking about circumcision! Expert former Christian Katie gives Brooke a rundown of some Bible facts, reflect on holiday traditions, and call out the people who think that Namjoon is not attractive. We also recap the highlights of our all time favorite show, And Just Like That, and discuss yet another invasion of Brooke's privacy. For our NTBABBs we talk about long term couples who still think that their relationship is the talk of the town and minimalistic Christmas decor.2021-12-2355 min

Not To Be A Bitch, But...Falling In Love With Gay Men, Getting ROBBED, & Just Like That...Brooke and Katie can't wait for Christmas and celebrate by complaining! Brooke recounts the ongoing saga of her Louis Vuitton packages being stolen, and Katie discusses her tendency to fall for gay men. We talk about BTS' Instagram activity including unpacking the rumors that Namjoon *ALLEGEDLY*posted his boyfriend. We also give our review of And Just Like That and all of its woke clownery, and ruveal what we hope Santa brings us this year.2021-12-161h 31

Not To Be A Bitch, But...We Saw BTS, Hitting the SLAY Button & Naked at DisneylandIn perhaps our most anticipated episode yet, Brooke and Katie recount their pilgrimage to LA to see BTS in concert for the first time at Permission to Dance On Stage. We talk about all of our Y/N interactions, crying fits, crises over being bias wrecked, and more. We also talk about our trip to Disneyland, and Katie’s traumatic experience on Splash Mountain. For our NTBABBs we discuss “delete if not allowed” Facebook group posts and celebrities who pretend to feel unsafe when 12 year olds send them death threats.2021-12-091h 05

Not To Be A Bitch, But...Some Chit Chat, BTS in the MCU & Stop Romanticizing Scott DisickBrooke and Katie discuss manifesting during the Aries full moon, our impending trip to New York City for Harryween, and Jimin and Taehyung becoming a part of the Marvel Cinematic Universe. We also briefly talk about the new season of The Bachelorette, Kourtney and Travis’ engagement, and finding out that YouTubers make mistakes on purpose in their videos to drive up interaction. For our NTBABBs we complain about people who ask for Venmo donations for their Bachelorette parties and people who cut lines at the grocery store and in other low stakes scenarios. To wrap up Brooke shares her dr...2021-10-211h 03

Not To Be A Bitch, But...We Got BTS Soundcheck, Megan & MGK's Wattpad Romance & Perverted HarriesAfter another one week hiatus, Brooke and Katie attempt to make it up to you all with a very special double length episode on Jimin’s birthday, no less! We of course address the elephant in the room, the trauma and triumph of securing BTS soundcheck tickets. We also discuss our Harry Styles concert(s) and the embarrassing behavior of some of his fans. We talk about the cringfest that is Megan Fox and Machine Gun Kelly’s Wattpad/sexually active band kid relationship, and Katie takes a walk down Repressed Memory Lane and reminisces on being asked to prom...2021-10-142h 01

Not To Be A Bitch, But...BTS Takes New York, Megan Thee Stallion Stole Katie's Man & Kim K On SNLBrooke and Katie discuss the rise and (mostly) fall of James Corden in the aftermath of his shading BTS, and BTS’ historic trip to New York this past weekend. We talk about their speaking at the United Nations and Metropolitan Museum of Art, their airplane fashion, and much to Katie’s dismay, the rumors swirling about Megan Thee Stallion having an affinity for Namjoon. We also discuss Kim Kardashian hosting Saturday Night Live, the BBL trend starting to go away, and our alleged celebrity lookalikes. For our NTBABBs we talk about people who scream before concerts at absolutely nothing and...2021-09-2357 min

Not To Be A Bitch, But...Happy Birthday Jungkook, Cinderella YASSING & CruisingBrooke and Katie are back after another hiatus to discuss Katie's return to cruising, BTS officially canceling their tour, k dramas, and Niall flirting with Lizzo on Jimmy Kimmel Live. We also talk about being disgusted by what we've seen of the Cinderella remake thus far, get excited for Beanie Feldstein as Monica Lewinsky in American Crime Story, and gush over Tom Holland's birthday post for Zendaya. For our NTBABBs we discuss people who refer to their grandparents in conversation with weird ass names, and talk about how bad T*ylor Sw*ft's social media presence is.2021-09-021h 02

Not To Be A Bitch, But...In Our Flop Eras (Again), Dating Nightmares & Cruise RomancesBrooke and Katie discuss falling back into our flop eras, triggered by events occurring over the past week. Katie talks about her Tinder date, and the unexpected aftermath of it. We also discuss M*rmons, how much it hits us on cruises that we want boyfriends, and wonder who in our friend group is most likely to get divorced. We stress the importance of knowing a person's celebrity crush, our hearts fluttering for Simu Liu, and what ASMR we enjoy. For our NTBABBs we talk about being fed up with being told who to cancel, and how we don't...2021-07-2254 min

Not To Be A Bitch, But...Full Moon Shift, Permission To Dance & Love On TourBrooke and Katie (sort of) recount the strange turn of events following Brooke’s birthday, all involving MEN. We also discuss BTS’ newest single, Permission To Dance, and unbox our Butter albums live. We react to Harry Styles’ Love On Tour being confirmed for this year, and express our disgust toward The Bachelorette’s no j*cking off challenge and the fact that men can’t go a day without doing it. For our NTBABBs we talk about people deciding to turn on popular celebrities for the sake of being fickle, and wonder why anyone orders coffee at the end of the...2021-07-1554 min

Not To Be A Bitch, But...K-Drama/Marvel Crossover, Stanning Universal & Namjoon Likes Thick WomenBrooke and Katie reunite to discuss how much we love Universal Orlando, and Katie's latest visit which included spotting some VERY famous Diz Knee influencers at the brand new VelociCoaster. We also react to famous k-drama actor, Park Seo-joon being cast in Marvels 2 and celebrate the fact that Brooke will now start caring about Marvel movies because of him. We also discuss our revelation that Namjoon's ideal type is 200+lb blonde women, how much we enjoyed "In the Heights," and a little Bachelorette talk. For our NTBABBs we wonder what the point is of tiny tattoos and express our...2021-06-1756 min

Not To Be A Bitch, But...Saturday Night Was A MOVIE, A New Lease On Life, & The BacheloretteBrooke and Katie recount the emotional roller coaster that was the day of Katie and Beth's birthday party, and how it drastically changed our outlooks on life. We express gratitude for our families and the time we were lucky enough to have with our grandparents (TW death/grieving 1:17-19:38), and admit to how much we are looking forward to having children of our own someday. On a lighter note, we reminisce on our dear, dear friend Barkev giving Katie the surprise of her life by showing up at the party, and the resulting happiness we haven't felt in a...2021-06-111h 23

Not To Be A Bitch, But...Swiftgron (Kind Of) Confirmed, Butter Going #1 & Happy Pride!Brooke and Katie kick off Pride Month by discussing Dianna Agron's apparent coming out on Instagram, and what this means for those of us who believe that she and Taylor Swift were once romantically involved. We also celebrate BTS' "Butter" going #1, gripe about Republican cousins, and look forward to Katie's upcoming birthday party. For our NTBABBs we talk about Diz Knee's overwhelming generosity gifting their employees with new name tags, and seeing people who have done us wrong continue to succeed in life. We also debate who we would most want to see become the next Diz Knee ambassador.2021-06-0348 min

Not To Be A Bitch, But...BTS x McDondald's, Butter & Olivia Rodrigo's ServeBrooke and Katie have been waiting for this one... Turn it up! That's right, the BTS meal finally dropped at McDonald's today and we review the new dipping sauces live. Katie defends her stance as a James Corden apologist, and we talk about how Katie thought Brooke was dead after she slept 11 hours through the release of Butter. We also take a walk down memory lane and reminisce on McDonaldland characters and memorabilia, Chuck E Cheese, and bowling alley birthday parties. We also discuss Brooke's trip to California, Olivia Rodrigo's "Sour", High School Musical The Musical The Series, and...2021-05-271h 36

Not To Be A Bitch, But...McDonald's Mukbang, Jack Black Is Hot & Demi Lovato vs Sugar Free CookiesBrooke and Katie have their first ever mukbang eating McDonald's in celebration of BTS' upcoming collaboration. We also discuss Katie starting the trend of admitting body positive King Jack Black is attractive, still not knowing who Joe Rogan is, and Demi Lovato trying to cancel a yogurt shop over sugar free cookies. We also discuss Hilary Duff starring in an upcoming spinoff of How I Met Your Mother, Kourtney Kardashian and Travis Barker being the best couple, and Katie canceling her Hinge date. For our NTBABBs we express our disdain for the term "big girl job" and wonder why...2021-04-221h 24

Not To Be A Bitch, But...Going Viral, Squishmallow Drama & Dancing With the DevilBrooke and Katie discuss the insanity and competitiveness of the Squishmallow fandom and the arduous task of buying new ones. We also discuss Brooke's viral tweet about her new spice rack and Demi Lovato's new docuseries chronicling the events surrounding her 2018 overdose. We also talk about our Myers Briggs personality types, and research BTS'. We also chat about teenagers being able to have sex on camera but not allowed to buy alcohol, and how if you can't deal with alligators you shouldn't move to Florida.2021-04-081h 06

Not To Be A Bitch, But...Ranking Boybanders, Gay VeggieTales, & Chr*stian TraumaBrooke and Katie discuss Lil Nas X's controversial new Satan-inspired music video and shoes and VeggieTales characters we ship, and Brooke shows off her lack of knowledge on Chr*stianity and the B*ble. We also rank the members of BTS, One Direction, and NCT 127 in the order of who we would most want to hook up with, and the results may surprise veteran listeners! We also talk about the breaking news of Real Housewives of Salt Lake City's Jen Shah's arrest for fraud, and bask in the relief of receiving our first vaccine dose. For our NTBABBs we...2021-04-0155 min

Not To Be A Bitch, But...Team Meghan, Appropriating British Culture & Boys Who Pee On CarsBrooke and Katie begin this week's episode with some good old fashioned ASMR and shoutout Katie's witness client. We discuss whether we would change our last names when we get married, how much we hate meeting D*sney characters, and people who idolize D*sney entertainment c*st m*mbers. Of course we have to talk about the Oprah interview with Meghan Markle and Prince Harry, and reminisce on when we were obsessed with British royals and pop culture when we were in high school. We also complain about people who insist on posting about their group workout classes...2021-03-111h 01

Not To Be A Bitch, But...Girls Who Get In Car Wrecks, Racist Sw*fties & Fake Body PositivityBrooke and Katie have A LOT to unpack this week from Katie's first ever car accident to an *alleged* ex-girlfriend of M*chael K*y describing graphic details of their relationship. We discuss Sw*fties being racist online and showing us why they are by far the worst fanbase, Taylor Swift trying to make Women's History Month about her, and on a lighter note, Jimin's *alleged* nipple piercings. We also explain why Adam Driver is the Pete Davidson of cinema, unpack skinny influencers trying to hijack the body positivity movement, worry about not finding a man, and talk about...2021-03-041h 01

Not To Be A Bitch, But...Stan Twice, Everything Shady About The Jonas Brothers & Pop Girls Can't DanceBrooke and Katie discuss Katie's new job, and how it has forced her to reflect upon how badly she was treated at her previous one. We ponder why gay men don't like boybands, especially when it comes to BTS. We talk about Nick Jonas threatening his solo comeback, and all of the shady things about him and his brothers' affinities for rehoming their dogs. We also discuss how pop stars of today can't dance like they used to, and how we have no choice but to stan Twice and other k-pop girl groups who are showing everyone how it's...2021-02-251h 11

Not To Be A Bitch, But...Framing Britney Spears, Katie's Wizness & Armie Hammer A Murderer?Brooke and Katie reunite to discuss Katie's newfound wizness as it unfolds live while recording, and an update on our ongoing career searches. We of course have to discuss The New York Times Presents: Framing Britney Spears, and how it breathes new light in to the ongoing Free Britney movement from reminding us what a piece of sh*t Justin Timberlake is to the icon and angel that is Felicia Culotta. We also report new information about Armie Hammer that might just point to him being a literal murderer, and ponder stanning Machine Gun Kelly to pander to straight...2021-02-111h 18

Not To Be A Bitch, But...Bling Empire, Gluten Free Oreo ASMR & Halsey's Baby With LuvBrooke and Katie reunite to talk Netflix's latest runaway hit, Bling Empire, including Queen Anna, her penis pump, and its valuable message that men really ain't shit. We also discuss Brooke's graphic BTS sex dream, Katie's newfound love of Bridgerton, and the Twitter scam that made us believe Chromatica Legos were coming. Katie also tries the new gluten free Oreos and compares them to the original, and we discuss Halsey's pregnancy announcement. We talk about there not being a need for the term "awkward silence," having a scarily spot-on intuition, and debate who we would most like to walk...2021-01-2855 min

Not To Be A Bitch, But...The Inauguration of Germanotta/Harris, Team Trisha & Cracker Barrel SupremacyBrooke and Katie revel in the Squishmallow score of the century - the Cracker Barrel exclusive Easter collection! We also celebrate the birth of our queen Caitlin Covington's daughter, and talk about Katie getting into hot water with Diz Knee influencers. We also recount the highlights of the inauguration, including Lady Gaga's beautiful rendition of her greatest hit, the National Anthem, Jennifer Lopez's... interesting performance, and the serve of the Italian-American women on America's stage. Later we discuss the Trisha Paytas/J*ffree St*r/H*ir By J*y/Sh*ne D*wson drama and misogyny in the...2021-01-211h 03

Not To Be A Bitch, But...The Disney Channel Games Tell All: Shirtless Jonas Brothers, Teen Stars, & Kendall & KylieBrooke and Katie's last episode of 2020 sends off the year with a bang - by spilling all of the tea on the 2008 Disney Channel Games! Katie recounts stalking Disney stars at their hotel including Demi Lovato, Selena Gomez, the Cyrus family, and even a steamy hot tub encounter with the Jonas Brothers. We also talk about our Christmases, past New Years blunders, and what we're looking forward to in 2021. We also discuss people from states no one cares about thinking theirs is the best, and giving gag gifts for Christmas.2020-12-3156 min

Not To Be A Bitch, But...A Psychic Showed Us Our Soulmates, A Twilight Love Story & Jerry ChristmasBrooke and Katie reunite over Skype for our last episode before Christmas to talk about our holiday plans, our extended families and hometowns, and having to run into people we know from high school. We also discuss the ill-fated high school MySpace romance between a NTBABB listener and Twilight star B**b** Stewart, a sneak peek into Katie's experience at the Disney Channel Games taping, the countdown to the birth of Caitlin Covington's royal baby, and Katie becoming an influencer. We explain our psychic readings from an Etsy psychic who *allegedly* drew what our future husbands will look like...2020-12-241h 16

Not To Be A Bitch, But...The Twilight Special: Pro-Life Propoganda, Sexual Awakenings & Team EdwardBrooke and Katie sit down to talk about the blueprint and cultural reset that is the Twilight series! Brooke discusses her first impressions watching all five movies within the past week, while Katie takes us on a walk down memory lane and recalls what it was like to be a Twihard back in its heyday. We talk about Katie's sexual awakening while reading Eclipse, the pro-life propaganda that is Breaking Dawn Part 1, defending Kristen Stewart's acting, Joe Jonas losing his virginity to Ashley Greene, Stevie Nicks being a hardcore Twihard, how much Jacob sucks, and more. We also discuss...2020-12-1056 min

Not To Be A Bitch, But...Harry In VOGUE, A Spooky Psychic Reading & Dreaming of LarryBrooke, Katie and Fozzie discuss pressing topics from the past week, from Brooke's scarily accurate psychic reading to Harry Styles being the first man to have a solo cover of Vogue. We also discuss some updated Larry Stylinson clues, dreams about Harry, Larry and Namjoon, and The Weeknd being announced as the Super Bowl halftime performer. We talk about Katie's newfound appreciation of Wallows after we talked shit about their lead singer, the wannabe social justice warriors throwing a fit over "A Teacher," and people who make their hair color their entire personality. To wrap up we decide which...2020-11-1951 min

Not To Be A Bitch, But...Manifesting A New President, Halloween Voodoo, & National Hero Trisha PaytasIt's the day after Election Day and Brooke & Katie are on high alert as the president has not been announced and updates continue to roll in. We reflect on the 2016 election, (unknowingly) making out with Trump supporters, and the exciting wins for the LGBT community we've seen in the past 24 hours. We also spill tea on the Kardashians' voting habits (or lack thereof), Kendall Jenner's pandemic party, Trisha Paytas being iconic, and Liam Payne's collab with Dixie D'Amelio making us uncomfy. We also get excited for all of the upcoming Christmas movies from Hallmark and Netflix, Harry Styles being...2020-11-051h 05

Not To Be A Bitch, But...The Hot (Guru) Gossip, Musical Theatre Boys ONLY & Bachelor LocalsBrooke and Katie start this episode off with a bang by welcoming our newfound audience and responding to the multitude of hate, compliments, and questions on a certain YouTuber's Guru Gossip message board. We also talk about Katie's newfound love of Rick Moranis and Little Shop of Horrors, and discuss our love of musical theatre boys including Aaron Tveit, Gavin Creel, Jonathan Groff, Jordan Fisher, Jake Gyllenhaal, and Daveed Diggs. We also discuss the perplexities of young, female, sexist teachers, BTS' Jimin and Jin Tik Tok, and a sex dream about a reality star nobody saw coming. We also...2020-10-221h 10

Not To Be A Bitch, But...Laid Off From Diz, BTS vs One Direction, & Workplace PervertsBrooke and Katie gather to talk about our whirlwind of a week, which started out with a bang as Katie was laid off from Diz Knee. For the first time ever, Katie goes into detail about what her job entailed, what she'll miss most about it, and the celebrity encounters she had including those with M*chael K*y and Frankie & Joan Grande. We also talk about the sexual harassment that runs rampant throughout the company, and how men in positions of leadership and power consistently get away with their indiscretions. Of course we have to talk Kpop...2020-10-0800 min

Not To Be A Bitch, But...A Gift From Captain America, Stalked By The Bachelor & Ghosted For SPOOPY SeasonBrooke and Katie are joined by NTBABB all star Bobby to celebrate the debut of his Guiltless Pleasures Podcast! We discuss Stassi Schroeder's impending GMA interview, Dancing With the Stars, Kanye pissing on one of his Grammys, and men who pee in public. Of course we scrutinize Chris Evans' newly confirmed dick pic, reminisce on the dick pics we've received, and talk about how unbelievably hot Logan Lerman has been looking as of late. Katie also gives us an update on her dating app activity, getting ghosted, and we discuss Demi Lovato's fiancé's old incriminating Selena Gomez thirst t...2020-09-171h 33

Not To Be A Bitch, But...How Do You Start Dating At 26, The End of KUWTK & Our Dream WeddingsBrooke and Katie kick off this week's episode by discussing Selena Gomez's new makeup line, how The Lizzie McGuire Movie is the blueprint, and the earth-shattering announcement of the end of Keeping Up With the Kardashians. We also talk more in-depth about dating (or lack thereof), and lament the struggles of dating in your twenties when you don't have any rudimentary experience. We don't get what to talk to straight men about, why you have to text them 24 hours a day, and being the "cool girl". We discuss out hatred of dating apps, the overwhelming anxiety that comes with...2020-09-101h 06

Not To Be A Bitch, But...H Word For Draco Malfoy, Seeking Validation From Men, & VMAs TalkBrooke and Katie kick off SPOOPY season by reminiscing on run-ins with a famous YouTuber around this time last year, and plotting what our Halloween costumes will be this year. We also recount this year's iconic VMAs performances from Miley Cyrus and BTS, plus one particular winner who left a lot to be desired. We also talk about Blackpink and Selena Gomez's long-awaited Ice Cream, the good and bad babies of Tik Tok, and Katie's frightening baby experience while thrift shopping. We discuss the romantic excellence that is Harry Potter, and specifically Draco Malfoy Tik Tok, wonder why men...2020-09-031h 03

Not To Be A Bitch, But...Gateway Gifts Is Dead, Teen Beach Movie Rights & DYNAMITEBrooke & Katie begin by recounting our spin by a certain Diz Knee vlogger's compound, witnessing a Tr*mp rally in the streets of Windermere, and our severe lack of excitement toward this year's election. On a lighter note, we break down our favorite parts of BTS' flawless Dynamite music video including the boys' outfits, V's Harry Styles moments, and the shots that made our hearts flutter. Though a very controversial subject, we also discuss why Teen Beach Movie is objectively a better film than HSM, and why female protagonists are always so unlikable in DCOMs. We also mourn the...2020-08-2754 min

Not To Be A Bitch, But...Innies vs Outies, Online Romances, & Dating Bernie SandersAfter an unexpected hiatus, Brooke and Katie return to talk about, what else, but our vaginas! We unpack the Tik Tok-inspired phenomenon of innies and outies, life with a fat pu$$y, difficulties finding the clit, and experiences getting a pap smear. Katie also delivers the breaking news of a certain Diz Knee influencer DMing her once again, the saga of her online romance, and journaling to manifest a man. We talk about Katie's dream about Bernie Sanders, the pure excellence of Leslie Mann, and on the opposite end of the spectrum, the diabolical Lena Dunham. We also revel...2020-08-2057 min

Not To Be A Bitch, But...Harry Styles Running In Rome, Diz Influencers In Our DMs, & More K-Pop TalkBrooke and Katie kick off this episode by discussing the most pressing news of the week - Harry Styles running through the streets of Rome with a mustache and short shorts. We also discuss some major updates with M*chael K*y, the releases of Black Is King and Muppets now, and the problems we face that come with having the opposite of daddy issues. We talk some more about the current and upcoming releases from Twice, Blackpink, and BTS, as well as their upcoming VMAs performance. We discuss Miley's teaser for her disco album, defend Gigi Hadid's pasta-decorated...2020-08-061h 03

Not To Be A Bitch, But...Disappointed by One Direction (Again), Love on the Spectrum & Leave Britney ALONEBrooke and Katie reunite for the first time since One Direction's 10th anniversary was cruelly and unexpectedly turned into Taylor Swift's surprise album release day. We talk about the anticlimactic surprises from One Direction, Katie's reaction to Folklore, and the sadness knowing that Swifties keep winning. We also discuss Izi's pet worms, our new favorite Netflix obsession, Love on the Spectrum, and our favorite cast members on the show. We pitch an idea for a reality show for people in their twenties who have little to no dating experience, predict who the mystery collaboration is for the new Blackpink...2020-07-301h 06

Not To Be A Bitch, But...One Direction Is BACK, Kimye Drama & MANifestationBrooke and Katie record from the first time at the new Rodnite Mansion! We begin by reveling in the excitement of the impending 10 year anniversary of One Direction, and predict what the boys may have in store for us. We also discuss the progress we've made in our manifestation journeys, including out-of-body meditation experiences, and an update to our vision boards. We recount the VERY questionable romance advice given to Katie by her therapist, the latest horrifying Kanye antics, and the worms for brains people who put the blame on Kim. We also unpack straight self-proclaimed momma's boys who...2020-07-231h 02

Not To Be A Bitch, But...Vision Boards, More BTS Thirst & CM ClowneryBrooke & Katie discuss their week of attending Diz Knee World cast previews, Brooke's birthday, and all that has transpired since then. We also talk about CMs asking people for gifts in Facebook groups, and kids whose parents force them to dress up as CMs when they visit the parks. We of course spend some more time gushing and thirsting over BTS (primarily Namjoon), and reveal who our bias and bias wreckers are. We also explain our vision boards, plans for the future, and how Katie's has already gotten her a new house. We also discuss M*chael K*y...2020-07-1656 min

Not To Be A Bitch, But...Brooke Is Pushing 30, Stan The Baby-Sitters Club, & Harry ASMRBrooke, Katie, & Bobby gather on Brooke's birthday to talk about their impending cast preview of MK, The Baby-Sitters Club being the best coming-of-age show, and the anticipation of Harry Styles' official ASMR. We also discus Academy Award-Winning film "Raise Your Voice," "A Walk To Remember" being the best Nicholas Sparks movie and book, and why fathers should not have a say in their daughters' clothing or makeup choices. We also go on a walk down memory lane and reminisce on our favorite moments with Brooke.2020-07-091h 00

Not To Be A Bitch, But...A BTS Awakening, Timothée Chalamet Pool Sex & Stan Ross LynchBrooke and Katie reunite over Skype once again to discuss hot topics from throughout the week including the announcement of Splash Mountain's retheme, and our happy memories of the ride including but not limited to one of us peeing our pants every time we rode it. We also discuss Br'er Bear's big fat vegetable ass, an update on what M*chael K*y has been up to, and the fact that all bad bitches stan old school McDonald's and its original cast of characters. We talk about our coming to Jesus moments with BTS, our favorites from the band...2020-07-021h 34

Not To Be A Bitch, But...Stream Weekend to Weekend, Mamma Mia 3, & Stop Being H*rny for Adam LevineBrooke and Katie record over Skype this week due to our own personal Coronavirus scares, but that can't stop us from being back on our bullshit! We discuss wanting children solely because of Tik Tok, baby names we like, and Brody Jenner and Briana Jungwirth's (Louis Tomlinson's baby mama's) brand new romance. We also talk about our experience starring in Ricky Rouze's "Weekend to Weekend" music video, brides who do sexy dances for their friends and family at their weddings, and Adam Levine being grossly overrated. We also speculate what songs, characters, and plot might be featured in the...2020-06-251h 02

Not To Be A Bitch, But...Harry Ruined Our 2020, Vanderpump Rules Is Over, & Mariah Is SkinnyBrooke and Katie reunite this week to discuss topical breaking news, including the rescheduling of Harry Styles' tour, the firing of Stassi and Kristen from Vanderpump Rules, and Louis Tomlinson and Eleanor Calder protesting in London for BLM. We also talk about Katie's experience protesting, and a fan sliding into her Tinder messages. For our NTBABBs we talk about pale people and gingers thinking they are somehow oppressed, cops trying to be funny on Tik Tok, and who we would most want to come out as a fan of ours.2020-06-111h 03

Not To Be A Bitch, But...Black Lives Matter, Cops and Lea Michele Do Not, & Teen Pregnancy Makes PointsBrooke, Katie and Bobby gather to record our first episode in person since the pandemic started. We begin by discussing the Black Lives Matter movement in the aftermath of the murder of George Floyd, including the shocking amount of misinformation being fed to the public in the midst of peaceful protesting made violent by cops, staged looting and vandalism, and the outpouring of support we've observed from all of our friends. We also talk about Gay Pride being canceled, our wonderful friend and OG listener, Rick, getting married, and reality shows we watched growing up that made us the...2020-06-041h 35

Not To Be A Bitch, But...Katie Is 25, Rain On Me, & STOP Getting EngagedBrooke & Katie regroup for a very special episode that happens to be premiering on Katie's 25th birthday! We discuss pop culture news this week including the triumphant release of Gaga and Ariana's "Rain On Me," the cancellations of Lana Del Rey and Doja Cat, Bachelor Nation's Hannah B saying the n word, and the release of Carly Rae Jepsen's "Dedicated Side B". We also talk about why men respect The Beatles but not other boybands like One Direction, people humble bragging about their photos being used to catfish, and quarantine engagements and weddings. In honor of Katie's birthday we...2020-05-281h 11

Not To Be A Bitch, But...Harry Styles Loves Eating Pu$$y, Jophie Forever, & Disturbing Zigi TeaBrooke & Katie are back on their bullshit this week and ready to catch up on all that's transpired in the world of pop culture. We talk about the impending release of Chromatica, and the cultural reset that is Lady Gaga and Blackpink's highly anticipated collab. We also discuss the omnipresence of celebrity PR relationships, including those involving Demi Lovato, Nick Jonas, Priyanka Chopra, Shawn Mendes, and Camila Cabello. We chat about the Jophie baby finally being confirmed, Khloe Kardashian's clownery, and the wild, dark rumors surrounding Zayn and Gigi's baby and the Hadid family. We also get excited for t...2020-05-141h 10

Not To Be A Bitch, But...QWHOREantine Week 1, Diz Knee Dumpster Fire, & Muppet RightsBrooke and Katie report live from quarantine to discuss the hot mess that has been this past week of our lives. For whatever reason we begin with a ramble about being vehemently pro-choice and harass everyone once again until they watch Shrill, reminisce on our Queen Gypsy Rose, and admire Katie's pink hair. We also share our reactions to the messy closure of our magical workplace, and to half of its employees being fired with no notice. Also discussed is Vanessa Hudgens being a coked out mess talking about (Dom) Corona Virus, her HSM costars picking up the slack...2020-03-191h 11

Not To Be A Bitch, But...The Evil (Justin Bieber) Has Been Defeated, DCP Culture, & Reading Your MessagesBrooke & Katie return to celebrate International Women's Day the best way we know how. Not only are there no men on the podcast this week; we talk mad sh*t about them! We give a frame-by-frame review of the music video of the year, talk about Justin Bieber flopping, and your messages to us about a vlogger discussed last week who caused quite a stir. We also discuss Kellegend Clarkson telling Selena Gomez she can't sing, the excellence that is Aidy Bryant and her show, Shrill, and how much we still hate kids.2020-03-121h 00

Not To Be A Bitch, But...Meeting A Certain YouTuber AGAIN, Hoop Dee Doo Hookups, & We Only Love BOBBYBrooke, Katie, & Ricky reunite once again for our longest podcast yet. We have a LOT to talk about this week, from Katie’s chance encounter with our favorite YouTube star, to someone in our friend group running into a former hookup at Hoop Dee Doo, to yet another Ricky Sexcapade. We also discuss the impact of Tik Tokers, Hatchimals, what we don’t get about the Corona virus, men who are obsessed with their height, and worms for brains DCP YouTubers. We also talk about how much we love our dear friend and OG supporter of this podcast, Bobby and...2020-03-061h 53

Not To Be A Bitch, But...The R&F Series Finale: CUMencement Special!Brooke, Katie, Ricky and Bobby have gathered together to reminisce on the most anticipated event of the year - the R&F CUMencement Party! We spill all the tea we’re permitted to share about the drama that went down, including Bobby being noticed by his Queen, Emma Roberts ,Ricky bullying two prominent guests into leaving, and who kissed who during Spin the Bottle. Ricky also finally shares the story of his Valentine’s Day hookup, and his expertise on being a bottom. We also discuss Queen Gigi Hadid’s Twitter feud with J*ke P*ul, the new BTS ne...2020-02-271h 27

Not To Be A Bitch, But...Pedophiles On Hinge, Bachelor Spoilers, & Some Larry UpdatesBrooke & Katie are a liiiiittle unprepared this week after another guest cancels last minute (*cough cough* RICKY *cough cough*), but it's okay because there's still lots on our minds. We discuss men with pedophile-esque kinks on dating apps, the drama of misgendering babies, sex dreams, and a little Larry Stylinson. We also talk about possible Bachelor spoilers, potential Bachelorettes, and the first celebrity who ever made us h*rny.2020-02-201h 06

Not To Be A Bitch, But...Katie Is BACK, Jophie Baby 2020, & Cruise TingzKatie joins Brooke after being away from the podcast for two weeks to discuss hot topics like the latest R&F feud, Joe Jonas and Sophie Turner's *alleged* pregnancy, annoying things about Jameela Jamil (everything), and the questionable casting of the upcoming Cinderella. We also talk about The Bachelor only because we're obligated to, Katie's revelations on her latest cruise, and a rapid fire round of Not To Be A Bitch, Buts. This week we decide where on a D*sney cruise ship we'd most like M*chael K*y to ask us to be his girlfriend.2020-02-131h 22

Not To Be A Bitch, But...1D Tik Tok Saved Our Lives, Stan R5, & The Bachelor Still SucksBrooke & Katie reunite this week to talk about our favorite American Girl dolls, underrated legendary band R5, and the undeniable sisterhood felt between us and One Direction Tik Tokers. We also discuss people who feel the need to unnecessarily fill silence, men refusing to enjoy things, and of course, The Bachelor. We also debate our favorite One Direction imagine and fan fiction tropes.2020-01-231h 01

Not To Be A Bitch, But...New Year's Resolutions, The Whoring Twenties, & BabiesIn the first episode of the decade, Brooke, Katie, & Ricky reconvene after their Christmases and take time to reflect on our resolutions for the upcoming year. We also discuss things about babies that grind our gears, and what movie we would most like to be f*ngered during.2020-01-021h 12

Not To Be A Bitch, But...We Flew Across The Country For Harry StylesAfter a whirlwind of a weekend, Brooke & Katie reunite to chronicle our short, yet action-packed trip to California to see Harry Styles Fine Line Live: One Night Only At The Forum. We discuss being verbally assaulted by boomers, celebrity run-ins at D*sneyland, and, of course, Harry F*cking Styles. We also share our disdain for human chains, acapella groups, and the lack of decent food at D*sney World. GarageBand decided to hate crime us for whatever reason by losing the last 20 or so minutes of audio, but be thankful it did because we debated which D*sneyland...2019-12-191h 10

Not To Be A Bitch, But...Threesome From Down Under: The Thanksgiving Special!Brooke, Katie, Ricky, and Bobby are gathered to celebrate Thanksgiving the only way we know how - by talking about Ricky's threesome at the Gr*nd Fl*ridian Villas! We also discuss film Twitter bros criticizing Fr*zen 2, rude hospitality workers at a certain location, annoying people demanding photo credit, Korean plastic surgery and more! In lieu of musing about where we would most like to be f*ngered, we talk about what we are most thankful for this year.2019-11-281h 42

Not To Be A Bitch, But...American Horror Story: Ricky's EyebrowBrooke, Ricky, Katie, and Bobby gather to recount the fateful night of Halloween 2019, specifically, the events surrounding Ricky's life-altering injury. They also discuss Ricky's hot doctor, Katie's revenge on a pervy priest, and Bobby's experience being the target of a potential hate crime in the iBar bathroom. We also talk about Mercury in retrograde, unoriginal costumes, Kanye's suspicious absence from the West Family Halloween photos, and a sneak preview of Ricky's magical threesome from Down Under. We later debate which location within a certain luxury resort we would most like to be f*ngered.2019-11-0752 min

Not To Be A Bitch, But...Grab A Nose And Clown Around: The Halloween Special!This week's episode features not two, not three, but SEVEN gorgeous voices to celebrate and reminisce on the fourth annual Ricky's Not So Scary Halloween Party. Brooke, Katie, Fozzie, Ricky, Bobby, Izi, and Robbie gather to reveal who kissed who during spin the bottle, how Bobby used a Dorito to contact the dead, and who clowned around a little TOO much. We also discuss which Diz Knee bathroom we'd most like to be fingered in, and more crackheadery you won't want to miss!2019-10-311h 27

Not To Be A Bitch, But...Furries, CM Delusions of Grandeur, & Harry Styles Is Back, Baby!!After a lengthy hiatus, Brooke, Katie, Fozzie, and surprise guest, Ricky reunite to catch up on everything that has transpired in the past three weeks they've been apart. We discuss unwarranted superiority complexes of *certain* people with *certain* occupations, and furries feeling as though they deserve a spot under the LGBTQ+ umbrella. We also talk about the very first and very tragic Skyl*ner F*ck Up of 2019, the excellence of Love Island, and Harry Styles' triumphant return solidifying his status as King of Pop. We also decide which chain restaurant would be the ideal location to be f*n...2019-10-171h 14

Not To Be A Bitch, But...D23, Stanning K-Pop, & Reacting LIVE To Harry Styles in Rolling Stone with Katie!Katie joins Brooke once again to discuss the exciting D23 announcements, including the triumphant return of Lizzie McGuire, Epc*t's upcoming overhaul, and who they think should narrate the new Spaceship Earth. They also discuss disgusting old men who feel the need to touch women at work, Katie's out of body experience/encounter with a famous YouTuber, and the heinous act of sending girls d*ck pics they most definitely do not want. Brooke and Katie react live to Harry Styles' Rolling Stone photo shoot, and decide where they would like to be fingered out of the attractions announced...2019-08-291h 37

Not To Be A Bitch, But...QUEEN SHIT with Katie!Back by popular demand, NTBABB all star Katie joins Brooke in the podcast's first girls only episode. They discuss D*sney influencer culture, CP vloggers, and the ultimate YouTuber. They also reminisce on the wild ride that is stanning the Jonas Brothers and One Direction, share their thoughts on Bachelor in Paradise, and decide where they would most like to be f*ngered in Tokyo D*sney and St*r W*rs G*laxy;s E*ge.2019-08-221h 23

Not To Be A Bitch, But...Being A Rich Republican At Mar-a-Lago, Harassed At D*sney, & Tased In SchoolBrooke & Aaron discuss Aaron's uncanny ability to incite hostility wherever he goes, and Brooke's attempt at investigative journalism at Trump's Palm Beach compound. They also discuss ratchet middle and high school experiences, Brooke's mixed feelings about Taylor Swift, Aaron's reaction to "A Star Is Born," and who from the film's cast they think packs the most heat.2019-02-281h 14

Not To Be A Bitch, But...Getting To Know Brooke & AaronIn their pilot episode Brooke & Aaron discuss how they met, thirsty coworkers at The Most Magical Place On Earth, a gay man's first impression of "The Bachelor," and who they think has the biggest... heart in Big Time Rush.2019-01-1155 min