Shows
The Chuckwagon RevivalEpisode 138 - Freeland Story Hour Episode 0In which Seth and Freeland lay out the future and embark on a new journey.2014-01-2723 min
The Chuckwagon RevivalEpisode 137 - One More Chuckwagon Meat SaladIn which the guys are terrible at making a schedule and give you several unheard segments from the cutting room floor. Bits include Freeland’s book mania, how toxic Halloween costumes are, sad lunches, Freeland trying to open a can of she crab soup, Freeland as a thief, the market price of a blowjob, eating expired foods, and Freeland dropping mouse traps down his pants.2014-01-2045 min
The Chuckwagon RevivalEpisode 136 - Sloppy Power Bottom and Was He a Half-Man?In which the guys, plus Derek Tokaz, discuss revenge against Pep Boys, when to pull your pants up in public restroom, father lectures, the age of consent Google map, The Secret Life of Walter Mitty, Cat Stevens, Ricky Jay, Zulu, rugby culture, death by atomic wedgie, Sherlock Holmes pun pitches, and that time Freeland electrocuted himself.2014-01-1347 min
The Chuckwagon RevivalEpisode 135 - Meridian Titty Line and Penis PainIn which Freeland sets about finding a personal center by photographing snow owls, Seth pitches a Chuckwagon Revival card game, and John attends another terrible wedding. The guys discuss Arrow, Anchorman 2, American Hustle, and the Wolf of Wall Street. Seth shares what traumas people have brought to their penises, John pitches a classic 80s flick with an unconventional cast, and Freeland lets us guess what his resolutions are for this year.2014-01-0651 min
The Chuckwagon RevivalEpisode 134 - A Knife in the Woods and A Ferris Wheel Named BruceIn which the guys discuss their Christmases which included tears, wine, knives, lectures, and anthropomorphic dog and cat detectives. Freeland watches a bunch of movies and John tells of an unfortunate trip to Sea World from his youth. The gang answers a few questions from Yahoo Answers and then pitches a new TV show about a lady in love with a ferris wheel.2013-12-3046 min
The Chuckwagon RevivalEpisode 133 - Docking Fees and TimecrowaveIn which Freeland returns and there is much rejoicing. The gang provides some needed business advice to Freeland who is looking to start his own company. Seth sees a baby get changed in a Fuddruckers booth. John pitches a television show about a time traveling microwave.2013-12-2342 min
The Chuckwagon RevivalEpisode 122 - Walrus Murder Mystery and Nobody Jerks Off on a HuffyIn which the guys, minus Freeland and plus Bob Rose, discuss Urban Adventure Quests, costume contests, racist costumes, karaoke, Curse of Chucky, Blackfish, Book of Mormon, Lawless, Don Jon, Room 237, True Justice, finding bikes sexy, poor porn on a church lawn, and why you don't try to invent new fuels.2013-10-0750 min
The Chuckwagon RevivalEpisode 121 - Yet Another Chuckwagon Meat SaladIn which the guys bring a collection of unheard bits from past shows to tickle your ears. There is talk of retractions, placenta eating, making eye contact with man's best friend, prison inmate pen pals, locking your keys in your car, kids knowing you're a fat ass, John's house, The Road and the future of robot sex maids, John's moon bounce castle, and Freeland's sex position apps.2013-09-3041 min
The Chuckwagon RevivalEpisode 118 - Spread Eagle Clown and Krav KakaIn which the guys discuss new iTunes reviews, guesting on a gaming podcast, a really bad stubbed toe, Freeland gathering more shit, John convincing someone to buy player piano ribbons and being a gift ninja, spread eagle clowns, disappointing your namesake, Freeland acting mentally handicapped to get out of picking up dog shit, Super, The World's End, The League, Jen Kirkman's podcast, rubbing shit on someone during a fight, and circumstances by which a penis would be voluntarily removed.2013-09-0956 min
The Chuckwagon RevivalEpisode 117 - College Bound Dicks and Fudging That SundaeIn which the guys discuss Freeland's new bunker life, the start of new classes, defining a bad touch, new job opportunities, camping with no supplies, clean asses in the apocalypse, Game of Thrones, The Act of Killing, Maximum Overdrive, The Wizard, The Neighbors, Dredd, discomfort in asses or penises, and forks in dicks.2013-09-0249 min
The Chuckwagon RevivalEpisode 116 - Cacophony and A Chuckwagon PromiseIn which the guys finally join together in one location to discuss the exploitation of Seth's technical knowledge, Freeland's long move and watery movements, Elysium, The Butler, Batman: The Animated Series, and tackling the big question of what to do with our bodies after we die. Stay to the very end to hear Freeland try to burn John's house down.2013-08-2647 min
The Chuckwagon RevivalEpisode 115 - The Most Dangerous Game and RashomonIn which the guys discuss 40 year olds wearing Harry Potter shirts, John's lost couch, sharing milkshakes, playing tag with a Chinese woman, sleeping on swords, the most dangerous game of all, It's A Disaster, Tomb Raider, Papers, Please, The Fifth Element, Freeland and Brad doing Rashomon, a new show for the Chuckwagon Broadcasting Network, and a yogi that speaks his mind.2013-08-1954 min
The Chuckwagon RevivalEpisode 114 - Clamp Play and The Gang Bang OrganizerIn which the guys discuss Freeland DIYing his clamp play and dealing out life advice through comparison, Seth's first play session with his game, John's study of the habits of a coworker, Dreamscape, Veep, The Wolverine, Vietnam movies on Nyquil, words of wisdom from fathers, threatening people with knives, and gang bang organizer business cards.2013-08-1249 min
The Chuckwagon RevivalEpisode 112 - Bloody Ass Burka Goats and CatnocerosIn which the guys plus Steven Yenzer discuss Freeland's pygmy horse love, the darkest timeline, enjoying awkward situations, more Snapchat hijinx, Macklemore, Downton Abbey, Professor Blastoff, Whodunnit, RIPD, The History of Rome, Cabin in the Woods, Barbarella, sex with cats.2013-07-2947 min
The Chuckwagon RevivalEpisode 111 - Ten Years of Mediocrity and Totally TittyIn which the guys plus Ian Corey discuss odd greeting card topics, rocking mustaches, SnapChat, a ten year anniversary at work ring, a tray of cookies, Freeland drinking too much bourbon and having a full man day, the yearly Gathering of the Juggalos infomercial, Pacific Rim, Sesame Street, future Freeland writing erotic poetry for work, and John determining what Freeland finds appropriate.2013-07-2248 min
The Chuckwagon RevivalEpisode 110 - Taint Watching and CockholmIn which the guys discuss Freeland starting yoga, visiting the American Girl doll store, riding escalators, fighting with parking attendants, Seth's LA trip, Harmontown, reflective bathroom doors, SS Reality, The Lone Ranger, Branded, New Girl, Luther, the Katy Perry movie, the correct use of lube, peeping men hiding in septic tanks, and more horse sex.2013-07-1550 min
The Chuckwagon RevivalEpisode 107 - Freeland Is Not Smooth and Hate of the MonarchIn which the guys, joined by their friend Brad, discuss Freeland dealing with medical records and being single again, Freeland's condom fitting, Seth's dog eating a condom, press screenings, Freeland trying to Jack Tripper, raising kids around dangerous toilet seats, John's hate of the monarch butterfly, Miami Connection, Man of Steel, LEGO movie, and shitting in birdhouses. 2013-06-2443 min
The Chuckwagon RevivalEpisode 106 - Flea Market Breakfast and Man RandIn which the guys discuss spot the bad egg game, abrupt SWAT teams, bad bars, Amish breakfast pizza, Ann Rand, Arrested Development, Game of Thrones, a bunch of dickholes, Justified, Luther, ball ironing, future Freeland's professor shenanigans, and Food Fighters fan fiction. 2013-06-1746 min
The Chuckwagon RevivalEpisode 104 - The Bat Wing and The Softest Little Butter SpoonIn which the guys discuss The Chuckwagon Revival video game, Tim Curry, Arrested Development Season 4, The Dictator, Star Trek, Freeland's Benedict Cumberbatch fantasies, Justified, bad high school creative writing, dolphin assisted births, father and son casting for a mother and daughter porn.2013-06-0350 min
The Chuckwagon RevivalEpisode 103 - Freeland's Party Trick and The Toe Jam and Earl ElevatorIn which the guys discuss Freeland drinking his own piss, the Ironman Race, sensory deprivation tanks, Freeland as a life coach, sexual surrogate, or private investigator, Baltimore Rock Opera Society, Iron Man 3, Metal Tornado, Airwolf, drunken key rescues, and catching your wife on camera with your son.2013-05-2737 min
The Chuckwagon RevivalEpisode 102 - Anne Frank's Cold Birthday Cake and Jeremy Renner's P90X RoutineIn which the guys discuss Korean barbecue at the ballpark, John team building during a productions of The Diary of Anne Frank, Fringe, John Dies at the End, The Inbetweeners, A Pervert's Guide to Ideology, Craigslist casual encounters, and Freeland's Jeremy Renner fantasy.2013-05-2038 min
The Chuckwagon RevivalEpisode 101 - The Hairless Cat of Emotions and I Said "No Docking!"In which the guys, joined by their friend Nick Pentz, discuss hangovers, swords, shaved balls, nerd rage, Old Crow drinking, Arrested Development, Fringe, End of the World, Ender's Game, realism in Game of Thrones, gambling at a carnival, the closing of Freeland's Connecticut coyote deterrent factory, and threatening dildos.2013-05-1344 min
The Chuckwagon RevivalEpisode 100 - The Poop Will Leech Out Beet Juice Into the Toilet BowlIn which the guys celebrate a milestone. Freeland is so close to finishing the semester. John has a film festival horror story. Seth looks for "partying" words for Philistine Radio. The guys read questions from listeners that range from Liberace to how Freeland would spend his final minutes. Then the guys take a walk down memory lane and discuss their favorite moments from the first 100 episodes.2013-05-0641 min
The Chuckwagon RevivalEpisode 99 - Beating Off a Table and BrolinesiaIn which the guys, minus Freeland and plus Dan Lisle, discuss Austin's bag ban, stand-up comedy, The Crow, manatees at a water park, planning a film festival, blow up doll gift bags, They Live, Rock of Ages, Gangster Squad, erotica authors trying to be slick, and Bob Seger post coma love.2013-04-2943 min
The Chuckwagon RevivalEpisode 98 - Gluing Your Hand to Your Face and Something That Rhymes with Runt StuntIn which the guys discuss Freeland's sleep study and weight loss, Seth's job anxiety, John weird talk show appearance, Walking Dead, Extras, Brody Stevens: Enjoy It, Quigly Down Under, assault by masturbation, racist pedophiles, and pissed off sorority girls.2013-04-2243 min
The Chuckwagon RevivalEpisode 97 - John Gets Pissed On and Masturbating in a Speeding CarIn which the guys, minus Freeland and plus Rex Anderson, discuss the success of last week's show, John watching is own face melt after being pissed on, Rex's role in the new Baltimore Rock Opera Society production, Mad Men, Vice, Oz: The Great and Powerful, G.I. Joe, jerking off in a speeding car, and sticking a foot in a friend's ass.2013-04-1545 min
The Chuckwagon RevivalEpisode 96 - Side Boob and Nip Slip: The Russian Dwarf HamstersIn which the guys, joined by Philistine Radio's Steven Yenzer, discuss Freeland's poor rodent purchase and future hallucinogenic experience, John's fun time on Ecstasy, Steven's artery clogging time with Midwestern cuisine, Star Trek, Wreck-It Ralph, Cartoon Network shows, unexplained crimes, Justin Bieber's monkey, and lip stick theft. 2013-04-0839 min
The Chuckwagon RevivalEpisode 95 - Dick Lasers and Irresponsible Shit Cannon DadIn which the guys discuss Freeland's lack of spank bank clean up, Jon Hamm's wang, unexplained show downloads, mind vaults, dick lasers, the Battleship movie, thick tea, and bio-prostetic shoulder-mounted shit rocket launchers.2013-04-0142 min
The Chuckwagon RevivalEpisode 94 - Crap on the Walls and Jar-Jar Rule 34In which the guys discuss their spring breaks which included Freeland flinging crap on a wall and trying to air out a house, Seth getting fat in San Antonio, and John getting a mold made of his head. All manner of media is discussed including celebrity diving. Also Florida Man updates and something that cannot be unseen.2013-03-2545 min
The Chuckwagon RevivalEpisode 93 - Chuckwagon Gone Wild Spring Break Meat SaladIn which the guys provide more editing room floor bits and madness. Including discussions on elf shoes, fuck-marry-kills, male tube tops, Masters of the Universe, prostate exams, crapping yourself, Zangief stories, Freeland packing for a trip, dick corks, using something other than water to clean yourself, and interruptions.2013-03-1844 min
The Chuckwagon RevivalEpisode 92 - Smooth Pussy Smith Master and What Rhymes with Pooper?In which the guys discuss Freeland's writing and reading, John hating children and Dave and Busters, Seth's writing, a little Top Gun, Star Trek: The Next Generation, Bored to Death, Return to Oz, that new Oz movie, Freeland's poetry, Cuba Gooding Jr.'s pick up lines and why you don't send bodily fluid as a secret admirer.2013-03-1143 min
The Chuckwagon RevivalEpisode 91 - POV Sentient Teen Pie Eating and Thing NutsIn which the guys discuss Freeland's terrible diet, how cool Jennifer Lawrence is, the brand new fetish of character actors eating sentient, teen pies from the pies' point of view, piss fetish podcasts, piss website customer testimonials, the sadness of Looney Tunes, Fantastic Four genitals, getting to Mars with a significant other, and spending some time at Dr. John's Lingerie Store.2013-03-0442 min
The Chuckwagon RevivalEpisode 89 - Antarctic Dik-Tittae and Horseman BabiesIn which the guys, minus Freeland but plus Dan Lisle, discuss renting a room via Craigslist, bailing a friend out of jail, the innocence of youth and swearing. Discussions of Top Gun, Showtime shows, Spiderman punching a woman, irony at the Heart Attack Grill, trying to make horseman babies, the banning of wizards, and the origins of Florida Man.2013-02-1843 min
The Chuckwagon RevivalEpisode 88 - New Format and Hobo FleshlightIn which the guys discuss patent trolls, sexual antics in a truck stop following a Sammy Hagar show, emergency kits, hobo fleshlights, the most complicated way to contract a murder, the fall of 80s action stars, and Freeland being grumpy.2013-02-1142 min
The Chuckwagon RevivalEpisode 87 - Ticked-Off Trannies with Knives and Bike Chain Butt FlossIn which the guys discuss Ticked-Off Trannies with Knives. Freeland shares his time rolling the dice at a gay club and the time he woke up with grease in his butt, then gives a "Nice try, asshole" to a guy who stole a bunch of cars and tried to steal two horses. John one ups Freeland by finding his new hero by regaling us with a story who sexually assaulted a snowman. Seth wonders if you'd rather have a parking validating vagina or one that can act as a wallet.2013-02-0443 min
The Chuckwagon RevivalEpisode 86 - Bad Boys 2 and Norwegian OrchestraIn which the guys discuss Michael Bay's Bad Boys 2. Freeland debuts a new segment called Chuckwagon Balderdash where we define the term Norwegian Orchestra. John tells of his new hero that outsourced his own job to China. This some how leads us to making fun of how John wipes his ass. Seth asks us would you rather have a talk with an older or younger version of yourself and jerk them off.2013-01-2845 min
The Chuckwagon RevivalEpisode 85 - Golden Needles and Wake and ShakeIn which the guys discuss Joe Don Baker in Golden Needles. Seth lets us know about a sad sack of shit that tattooed his name near his 15 year old girlfriend's vagina. Freeland plays a personality game where we learn about our sexual abilities and what we have on the inside. Freeland also tells us about jerking off in the morning.2013-01-2145 min
The Chuckwagon RevivalEpisode 84 - The Chaperone and Choke RodeoIn which the guys discuss the Triple H starring vehicle, The Chaperone. John wonders about a a guy handcuffing himself to a Taco Bell employee. Freeland helps us mourn a stripper that performed above and beyond the call of duty. Seth finally gets through the The Chuckwagon Showdown. Calm your hearts.2013-01-1446 min
The Chuckwagon RevivalEpisode 83 - Land of Doom and Delicious Cock Eating CreamIn which the guys discuss the post apocalyptic Land of Doom. John wonders about a stripper performance artist liar. Seth finally gets through the Elite 8 in The Chuckwagon Showdown. Freeland reads some Harry Potter fan fiction and we giggle.2013-01-0749 min
The Chuckwagon RevivalEpisode 82 - Mask of Death and No No in Your Yes Yes PlaceIn which the guys discuss Lorenzo Lamas' fake mustache in Mask of Death. John wonders why someone would gut shot someone else over a Little Caesars pizza. Freeland gives a Just the Tip For the Ladies and introduces us to the Clitoral Clock. Seth locks in the Elite 8 in The Chuckwagon Showdown.2012-12-3149 min
The Chuckwagon RevivalEpisode 81 - Act of Vengeance and Burning Swastika Testicles Yankee CandleIn which the guys discuss the non-Christmas movie, Act of Vengeance. Freeland asked us a while ago five people we'd take from history, Bill and Ted style, and five events we'd visit, so we get around to answering that. Seth hits up the Chuckwagon Showdown again as we march toward the Elite 8.2012-12-2453 min
The Chuckwagon RevivalEpisode 80 - Busting and The Crying ShedIn which the guys marvel at Elliott Gould's mustache in Busting. Seth finishes up the first round of The Chuckwagon Showdown. John debuts The Serious Question with talk of marriage. Freeland brings back For the Ladies by request.2012-12-1753 min
The Chuckwagon RevivalEpisode 79 - Klown and Shark Rules ApplyIn which the guys discuss the enjoyable Klown. Freeland answers some Dear Chuckwagon questions regarding bums and maid encounters. John is confounded by a group of college students attempting to make ecstasy. Seth runs through the Things bracket of the Chuckwagon Showdown.2012-12-1056 min
The Chuckwagon RevivalEpisode 78 - "Freeland's Meat" Salad SpecialIn which the guys put together another meat salad special. This one is mainly focused on Freeland. So enjoy Freeland's tales of Zhul, drinking piss, nailing his scrotum, security measures, and pissing in a movie theater.2012-12-0348 min
The Chuckwagon RevivalEpisode 77 - How Tasty Was My Little Frenchman and Pomerance PlayIn which the guys suffer through How Tasty Was My Little Frenchman. Freeland will be punished. John wonders about a lady with a bone fetish in Sweden. Seth runs through the Places bracket in Chuckwagon Showdown. Freeland introduces us to pomerance play in Just the Tip.2012-11-2648 min
The Chuckwagon RevivalEpisode 76 - Broken Angel and Poopy Gold Chain on a Baby PenisIn which the guys discuss William Shatner's Broken Angel. Seth debuts the Chuckwagon Showdown and the guys debate random things in a tournament setting. John's new hero rips Guy Fieri's new restaurant a new asshole. Freeland gives us Just the Tip and we wonder what blissing is and why it requires french toast.2012-11-1947 min
The Chuckwagon RevivalEpisode 75 - Unmasking the Idol and A Little Frontier MedicineIn which the guys, joined by Philistine Radio's Steven Yenzer, discuss ninja baboon happy Unmasking the Idol. Seth shares where he and Freeland were on election night in 2000. Freeland shares the time his balls ended up in buffalo hot sauce then gives a new List-en and Learn with lots of weapons. John wonders why Mitt Romney was filming staffers while they were sleeping.2012-11-1256 min
The Chuckwagon RevivalEpisode 74 - Antichrist and Fuck Shower Murder DenIn which the guys experience Lars Von Trier's Antichrist. Freeland wonders what the fuck a Brown student is talking about. John gives us the details of a great lawsuit against Justin Bieber. Seth helps Kelsey Grammer after he takes his baby to the Playboy mansion.2012-11-0541 min
The Chuckwagon RevivalEpisode 73 - Carnival of Souls and SpankticlesIn which the guys, joined by their friend Ian, discuss the truly horrible Carnival of Souls. Seth reveals how you get out of a public masturbation accusation. John tells us of a run-in with a thirsty wrestler. Ian shares a masturbation clean-up technique. Freeland plays hide the piss.2012-10-2949 min
The Chuckwagon RevivalEpisode 72 - The Minis and Cereal Box DickIn which the guys, minus Freeland, and their friend Derek discuss Dennis Rodman's dwarf classic, The Minis. John wonders why someone would use incest to try to cover for petty theft. Seth puts forth a "Would You Rather?" regarding breakable genitals or misshapen genitals.2012-10-2251 min
The Chuckwagon RevivalEpisode 70 - Explorers and A Female Adam's AppleIn which the guys discuss the 80s family flick, Explorers. John helps out the attorney for the fraternity of butt chuggers. Seth wonders who is buying alcohol poured over naked women. Freeland gets into fingernail foreplay in Just the Tip.2012-10-0848 min
The Chuckwagon RevivalEpisode 69 - The Adventures of Ford Fairlane and Servicing Seven LadiesIn which the guys discuss Andrew Dice Clay's The Adventures of Ford Fairlane. Freeland answers a listener question and then gives us chapter one of Just of the Tip. John's new hero steals a boat. Seth sets an impossible mission for the group.2012-10-0153 min
The Chuckwagon RevivalEpisode 68 - Double Trouble and Boobies PlantationIn which the guys discuss the Barbarian brothers' opus, Double Trouble. Freeland has a new plan in his new segment List-en and Learn. Seth finds a sad sack of shit in Florida having sex with mini donkeys. John shares Hooters' plans to get more female patrons.2012-09-2446 min
The Chuckwagon RevivalEpisode 67 - Birdemic: Shock and Terror and Whack in the ShackIn which the guys, joined by their friend Matt, discuss the absolutely terrible Birdemic: Shock and Terror. Freeland debuts his new segment Just the Tip and reads the introduction to a very old sex manual. Seth asks how much money it would take to masturbate in certain public situations. John wonders why there are toddlers shitting in the middle of a restaurant.2012-09-1745 min
The Chuckwagon RevivalEpisode 66 - The Golden Child and Cinnamon ParadisoIn which the guys, joined by Dan Lisle, discuss The Golden Child. Seth shows off a picture of a business card for a professional fister. John doesn't think you should try the things you see in the movies. Freeland's new hero drinks more than even he ever could. There is talk of piss.2012-09-1045 min
The Chuckwagon RevivalEpisode 65 - Abraham Lincoln vs. Zombies and Black Out OpsIn which, the guys, sans Freeland, and their friend Jesse discuss Abraham Lincoln vs. Zombies. Seth asks which fetish they'd rather have, shitting in wallets or dressing up like a Chinese peasant. John tries to spin a chicken killer and in the process creates a soon to be award winning television show.2012-09-0344 min
The Chuckwagon RevivalEpisode 64 - Kuffs and Balancing Piss on the TipIn which Freeland is missing. The guys are joined by their friend Deborah and discuss Kuffs. Seth loves the 80 year old's painting restoration. John can't believe what they're teaching kids these days. We all join memories to discuss Freeland.2012-08-2749 min
The Chuckwagon RevivalEpisode 63 - Nazis at the Center of the Earth and Third Eye of MadnessIn which the guys discuss Nazis at the Center of the Earth. Seth can't believe what people try to bring on planes. John wonders over the fat science at Cinnabon. Freeland tells us of his mother and his move.2012-08-2054 min
The Chuckwagon RevivalEpisode 62 - Running Scared and Five Inches to the First KnuckleIn which the guys discuss 80s buddy cop action comedy, Running Scared. Freeland wants us to evaluate the way he handled a situation in his life. He also does some clarification about the items that have been placed in his ass over the years. John lets us know about a topless woman driver. Seth hits us with some rapid fire Would You Rather?2012-08-1349 min
The Chuckwagon RevivalEpisode 61 - Blackthorn and Nightmare FuelIn which the guys try to keep is PG-13 for the kids and discuss the violent old-man western Blackthorn. John has no faith in Tony Robbins' coal walking technique. Freeland wants to know who we'd zipline drop kick. Seth asks a media centric "Would You Rather?"2012-08-0638 min
The Chuckwagon RevivalEpisode 60 - Chasing the Kidneystone and A Tanker Full of MayonnaiseIn which the guys, with their friend Brad, discuss the super strange Chasing the Kidneystone. John love the adults who gave the okay to let their children handle rabid bats. Seth wants to know why someone stole 90+ pounds of mayonnaise. Freeland puts everyone to the test to find out who knows him best.2012-07-3050 min
The Chuckwagon RevivalEpisode 59 - Red Dawn and Fingerling PotatoesIn which the guys discuss the 80s classic, Red Dawn. Seth is amazed by the Wendy's worker busted for child porn. John can't understand a serial hugger. Freeland finds an honest new hero who's recently died.2012-07-2347 min
The Chuckwagon RevivalEpisode 57 - Conan the Destroyer and the Soiled ComforterIn which the guys discuss Conan the Destroyer. John wonders why someone would drive around with a toy gun up their ass. Seth wants to know what everyone's death row meals would be. Freeland tells us of his mother and a soiled comforter.2012-07-0945 min
The Chuckwagon RevivalEpisode 56 - Hollywoodland and Doing Someone Between the ToesIn which the guys discuss Ben Affleck in Hollywoodland. Freeland shares his new hero that has been in college longer than he has. Seth wonders why someone would have sex with an underage girl in the bathroom of a courthouse. And we get an update on Freeland's package.2012-07-0242 min
The Chuckwagon RevivalEpisode 55 - Season of the Witch and Teddy Bear PantsIn which the guys discuss Nicholas Cage's Season of the Witch. Seth tells of a sad sack of shit who's been busted multiple times for masturbating in public with a teddy bear. John wonders why it's legal to blow an animal in Florida. Freeland regales us with his Labor Day weekend antics in a Rum Diary fashion.2012-06-2549 min
The Chuckwagon RevivalEpisode 54 - Inserts and Ferret HammocksIn which the guys discuss Richard Dreyfuss' Inserts. Freeland tells us of his foray into the world of gay porn. Then he derails the show completely when he tells us of something strange that he's done since he was thirteen and John and Seth ask him questions for the rest of the show.2012-06-1852 min
The Chuckwagon RevivalEpisode 53 - Hobo with a Shotgun and 1/64th Thunder GodIn which the guys discuss Hobo with a Shotgun. Seth can't believe people did a Google search before committing a murder. Freeland wants to know if you'd play Russian roulette for five billion dollars and then let's us in on some Freeland family history.2012-06-1146 min
The Chuckwagon RevivalEpisode 52 - I Saw the Devil and Piss in the BathIn which the guys discuss I Saw the Devil. Seth wonders why someone would send a foot to the Canadian government. John is horrified by bath salt zombies. Freeland's new hero throws internal organs at the police. A very gory show with little to no understand of what "bath salts" really are.2012-06-0445 min
The Chuckwagon RevivalEpisode 51 - Steel Magnolias: Based on the novel Push by Sapphire and Dirty SanchezIn which the guys have a little mixup and discuss both Steel Magnolias and Precious. John wonders if the RIAA knows how much money there is in the world. Seth finds another reason to not drink coffee. Freeland tells another disgusting rugby story.2012-05-2843 min
The Chuckwagon RevivalEpisode 49 - The Trip and Forced MotorboatingIn which the guys discuss their first good movie, The Trip and it is maybe boring. Segments start about 15 minutes in. Seth wonders about zookeeper/monkey relations. John tries to help out John Travolta with his asshole issues. Freeland finds a new hero in a female that takes charge.2012-05-1444 min
The Chuckwagon RevivalEpisode 48 - The Magic of the Golden Bear: Goldy III and An Inch of Egg NogIn which the guys discuss The Magic of the Golden Bear: Goldy III, Freeland's punishment movie. Seth reads a "Dear Chuckwagon" about our accidental deaths. Freeland wonders how he could get fired in a new segment John dubs "Filet Meet-oin'". John kicks off our round of good movie picks.2012-05-0746 min
The Chuckwagon RevivalEpisode 47 - Drum and Freeland's Punishment MovieIn which John and Seth discuss the sequel to Mandingo, Drum. John wonders why a guy would burn his house down to get rid of bad vibes. John and Seth determine what movie they're going to choose as Freeland's punishment. Freeland is MIA.2012-04-3046 min
The Chuckwagon RevivalEpisode 46 - Darkon and 1000 lbs of Mac and CheeseIn which the guys discuss the LARPing documentary Darkon. John shares his terrifying LARPing memories. Freeland finds a new hero in a man that commits 10 felonies in 9 hours. Seth asks two "Dear Chuckwagon" questions; one about rape and mac and cheese and one about the motion of the ocean.2012-04-2339 min
The Chuckwagon RevivalEpisode 45 - Poolboy: Drowning Out the Fury and the Lazy PinwheelIn which the guys attempt to discuss the awful Poolboy: Drowning Out the Fury. Seth wonders why someone would offer forty bucks for sweaty socks. John tries to help a guy with 89 bags of drugs on his penis. Freeland asks to completely random "Dear Chuckwagon" questions.2012-04-1650 min
The Chuckwagon RevivalEpisode 44 - Big Money Rustlas and the Poop SnakeIn which the guys discuss the Insane Clown Posse vehicle Big Money Rustlas. Seth helps out a priest who likes gay porn. John reads a bunch of ICP related "Dear Chuckwagon" questions. Freeland tells us of the poop snake and a bad night at camp.2012-04-0946 min
The Chuckwagon RevivalEpisode 43 - The Rock-afire Explosion and Revenge TittiesIn which the guys discuss The Rock-afire Explosion documentary and it's assorted depressing subjects. Freeland starts a new segment that quickly becomes an old segment. Seth wonders why someone would want to be pissed on in a London pub. John asks what we'd eat to put is in a diabetic coma.2012-04-0241 min
The Chuckwagon RevivalEpisode 40 - Bloodfist and Culture GhostIn which the gents discuss Don "The Dragon" Wilson's Bloodfist. We answer a ton of "Dear Chuckwagon" questions as we get them, live! Seth tells of an unfortunate man that was arrested while using a butt plug which leads Freeland to tell a butt story of his own.
For those that didn't get their questions answered, we'll get to all of them eventually.2012-03-1243 min
The Chuckwagon RevivalEpisode 39 - Garfield's Pet Force and Ball and OatesIn which the guys discuss Garfield's Pet Force. John regales us with a story of a meth addict that burnt down a really old tree. Seth wonders why someone would let a saw be stuck in them. Freeland wonders why people take pictures of their food and whatever happened to hyper color shirts.2012-03-0543 min
The Chuckwagon RevivalEpisode 38 - Cyberbully and Spirit AnimalsIn which the guys discuss the ABC Family movie Cyberbully. Freeland lets us know who his new hero is. John lets us know about pervy cops. Seth asks what the Chuckwagon spirit animals are.2012-02-2741 min
The Chuckwagon RevivalEpisode 37 - Luv Ka The End and Nature's PocketIn which the guys, joined by Dan Lisle, discuss the Bollywood film Luv Ka The End. Freeland wonders if something can be funny and too soon. John asks a "Dear Chuckwagon" question that scars us all. Seth wonders why someone would want piggyback rides from high school kids.2012-02-2048 min
The Chuckwagon RevivalEpisode 36 - Sleeping with the Enemy and MEGABUS!In which the guys discuss the Julia Roberts flick Sleeping with the Enemy. Seth decides how to handle someone holding a door open for you, Freeland asks which supervillians we'd pick to for our Legion of Doom, and John rants about Megabus for a while.2012-02-1351 min
The Chuckwagon RevivalEpisode 35 - Rancho Deluxe and Time Travelling MasturbatorIn which the guys discuss the boring as hell Rancho Deluxe. John shares a story of a homeless masturbator terrorizing quasi celebrities. Seth wonders why Oklahoma thinks we are eating human fetuses. Freeland shares an interaction on Blender.2012-02-0648 min
The Chuckwagon RevivalEpisode 34 - Crash Course and a Medium Cup of PicklesIn which the guys suffer through the 80s TV movie Crash Course. Seth discusses a picture of one of the bravest people ever. John asks about stupid purchases we've made. Freeland brings back a fan favorite, For the Ladies, and adds an impersonation twist.2012-01-3050 min
The Chuckwagon RevivalEpisode 33 - Posse and Mark Wahlberg HandjobsIn which the guys try to make it through Mario Van Peebles' Posse. John helps Mark Wahlberg deal with his 9/11 comments. Freeland makes a judgement on how he might die. Seth reads an "Ask Chuckwagon" about movies that steal your life.2012-01-2351 min
The Chuckwagon RevivalEpisode 32 - A Boy and His Dog and Ass GreaseIn which the guys discuss Don Johnson's A Boy and His Dog. Seth wonders why someone would rub their ass on a painting. John is mystified by Tim Tebow's Fire. Freeland reads a question about how each of us would fair in a Battle Royale situation.2012-01-1649 min
The Chuckwagon RevivalEpisode 30 - Hard Target and a New Year's RevelationIn which the guys watch Van Damme's Hard Target. Seth wonders what the guys would put in their one night stand gift baskets. John lets us know about the Killer Klowns reboot. Freeland tells a tale from his trip to Disney. And then things get a little...weird.2012-01-0247 min
The Chuckwagon RevivalEpisode 28 - Santa Claus: The Movie and YELLINGIn which the guys discuss Santa Claus: The Movie and all things Santa. Seth foresees our irradiated monkey future thanks to Japan. John wants to help an attorney with a tough job take his foot out of his mouth. Freeland begins his Choose Your Own Adventure segment.2011-12-1944 min
The Chuckwagon RevivalEpisode 27 - Double Dragon and Magnetic FieldsIn which the guys discuss the trainwreck which is Double Dragon. Seth is amused by a guy trying to keep his wife through fake racism. John explores an ill fated kidnapping scheme for not a lot of money. Freeland starts a new segment by wondering what in the fuck someone is talking about.2011-12-1245 min
The Chuckwagon RevivalEpisode 26 - The Burning and Candy Cane Trumpet of JusticeIn which the guys discuss the Weinstein classic, The Burning. Freeland reads a "Dear Chuckwagon" about road rage, John wonders if we are headed toward a nation of hobos, and Seth is baffled by a guy who thought it was okay to look at kiddie porn on an airplane.2011-12-0548 min
The Chuckwagon RevivalEpisode 24 - Jolene and The Wood TickIn which the guys discuss the god awful Jolene. Seth wonders how a pube got to the top of the urinal and Freeland tells two stories, The Perturbed Vintner and The Wood Tick.2011-11-2151 min
The Chuckwagon RevivalEpisode 23 - Star Trek and The Coyote PlanIn which the guys discuss the Star Trek reboot. Seth wonders why someone would stick ordinance up their ass. John debuts the segment Dig Your Way Out and helps Ashton Kutcher out of a jam. Freeland tells us a story, which devolves into an amazing scheme to keep coyotes away from his home.2011-11-1451 min
The Chuckwagon RevivalEpisode 22 - Exit Wounds and Head or Gut?In which the guys go back to the Steven Segal well and discuss Exit Wounds. Seth wonders why someone would repeatedly shit in front of a middle school. Freeland reads a letter about getting a father to like a daughter's boyfriend. And then he doubles down and asks if you have to get punched would pick the head or the gut?2011-11-0750 min
The Chuckwagon RevivalEpisode 21 - Killer Klowns from Outer Space and Alligator/Badger 2012In which the guys discuss Killer Klowns from Outer Space. We finally get some email, so Freeland can really do his "Dear Chuckwagon" segment. We talk about getting extra sodas from a machine and pooping at a party. Seth ponders how someone would explain a physical relationship with a donkey. John introduces us to a world where animals have the same rights as people.2011-10-3053 min
The Chuckwagon RevivalEpisode 20 - Tremors 2 and FluffernutterIn which the guys, Freeland and John being in the same location, discuss Tremors 2. Seth wonders why someone would think they could make gold out of shit. Freeland tries to decide where a to misplace a shit. John makes fun of MC Hammer's future career plans.2011-10-2440 min
The Chuckwagon RevivalEpisode 19 - Disorderlies and Inappropriate Animal TouchIn which the guys discuss the Fat Boys movie, Disorderlies. Seth shares a mind boggling police report from Ohio, John finds out how much of a promzilla Seth and Freeland are, and Freeland shares the first "Dear Chuckwagon" letter.2011-10-1746 min
The Chuckwagon RevivalEpisode 18 - Hudson Hawk and Danger PenisIn which the guys, joined by Dan Lisle, discuss the Bruce Willis vehicle, Hudson Hawk. Freeland determines who gets laid from their work more, writers or poets. Seth wonder's why someone would create a uniboob. and John finds out if we're too needy.2011-10-0348 min
The Chuckwagon RevivalEpisode 17 - Jason X and Wikipedia is FilthyIn which the guys discuss Seth's guilty pleasure, Jason X. Seth and John debate the name of Freeland's new segment. Seth asks why someone buring their severed fingers in a jar of alcohol. John does a girl magazine quiz. And we all learn more about fisting via Wikipedia.2011-09-2647 min
The Chuckwagon RevivalEpisode 10 - Cool as Ice and Double Dare is HardIn which, Freeland is once again absent, but John, Seth, and friend, Patrick discuss Vanilla Ice's Cool as Ice. They also wonder on why someone would snort something they found floating in the ocean and what celebrity deaths affected them the most. Also, through the power of editing, Freeland still delivers something For the Ladies.2011-08-0841 min
The Chuckwagon RevivalEpisode 06 - The Human Centipede: First Sequence and For the LadiesIn which, the guys, joined by their friend Brad, discuss The Human Centipede. Talk of Entenmann's twitter presence and grudges follow. Freeland unveils his new segment, For the Ladies, and there is much fanfare. Brad shares a lovely anecdote regarding Freeland, a banana, strawberry jelly, and an orifice.2011-07-1142 min
The Chuckwagon RevivalEpisode 04 - Today You Die and Newer SegmentsIn which Freeland returns and the Steven Seagal crapfest, Today You Die, is discussed. New segments The Stupidest Thing in the World, The Big Question, and Freeland Changes His Life are begun and don't go very well. Laughter is made at failure.2011-06-2737 min