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Goop YourselfAmerica Has A (Chipotle) ProblemAgnes and Bryan both discuss their newfound dietary restrictions, Gwyneth does a "This and That," and Goop releases THE LIST of Goopiest hotels in the world. We dissect a Bon Appetit article about the perceived decline of America's favorite fast-casual Mexican place, and Bryan reads a startling Instagram post from a struggling local businesswoman. Plus, life changing bread, unreliable vegan cooking blogs, men's cosmetic surgery, Goop Kitchen's Greek Goddess bowl, and more! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
2024-04-131h 25Goop YourselfLittle Fires Right Here (TEASER)We patiently wait for Agnes's COVID results as we discuss her trip to our nation's capital, Bryan's Polanski-esque ant problem, more details about the Goop Store s'mores explosion, seed oil sensitivity postcards, in home herb gardens, G*nt*r's Fl**v*gs sponsorship, anniversary presents, Italian luxury serving platters, expensive bath towels and more!Please excuse Bryan's audio. Apparently he was talking right into his laptop instead of his mic. Unbelievable, what a tool!To hear the full ep, shell out $5 over at patreon.com/goopyourself Hosted on Acast. See...
2022-07-2103 minGoop YourselfThe Secret: Dare to Dream (TEASER)To hear the full episode, subscribe at patreon.com/goopyourselfAggie and Bryan review the Goop approved, Katie Holmes starring cinematic event The Secret: Dare To Dream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
2020-08-3102 minGoop YourselfMontauk MonsterAggie's taking her dermatological health into her own hands, Bryan has rediscovered the concept of reading, and someone very special is ALLEGEDLY working at Sag Harbor Goop MRKT. How's your summer going? We also talk jewelry splurges, CSAs, Weight Watchers, $100 goop deals, canned cocktails, Arizona road trips, heart rate anxiety, broccoli oil serums, seltzer machines, vegan comfort food and more! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
2020-08-151h 22Goop YourselfAn Oral History of Conscious UncouplingGP pens a Vogue essay, Bon Appetit burns to the ground, Elise wears Patagonia, a septuagenarian does the splits, Aggie gets her buckthorn oil and Bryan has a sugar-free white chocolate chip mishap. We also talk gold necklaces, $200 juicers, anxiety diets, acupuncture, High School Genes, Keurig cocktails, Leah McSweeney, Sonage face cream and more! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
2020-08-071h 02Goop YourselfIs That The Right Goop?Big news! Gwyneth launches GOOPGENES All-In-One Nourishing Face Cream, Apple gets a summer job, Aggie goes to the woods, Bryan hits 12,000 steps and we talk Cat Marnell, Housewives, Beyoncé and Taylor. The newsletters are all about hypocritical body positivity, needlessly complicated summer cocktails, narcissistic voting websites, obnoxious diffusers, gorgeous mesh tea bags, premade sauces and more. How long until Aggie gets her face oil from goop? It's anyone's guess. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
2020-08-021h 02Goop YourselfAnts On CrowsThis week we talk old man MDMA stories, self tanner, clean closets, Jean's beautiful mind, surfin' NYC, the joy of walking, composting confusion, art knowledge, $70 per day Sakara, Aggie's eggs and Bryan's sexy Goop dream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
2020-07-251h 05Goop YourselfAvocado Dreamin'Bryan gets a Fitbit, Aggie gets her teeth pulled, Elise shills for Avocado mattresses, we discuss another ginned up media person controversy, Dr. Hyman briefly tricks Bryan, the Goop staffers fantasize about vacation, and we talk muscle relaxers, journaling and the unkillable donabes. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
2020-05-2354 minGoop YourselfTribal WarriorAggie asks Gerda and receives answers, Bryan blows his Trumpbucks on heirloom grains from South Carolina, GP interviews a queen of cultural appropriation, and the newsletters talk boredom, schedules, $800 hydroponic herb gardens, French makeup remover and bamboo composters. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
2020-05-021h 06Goop YourselfDeath SquadApple trolls her mom, Death writes a note to Elise, Goop's travel section turns on the TV, Bryan spends too much money on groceries, Aggie spends too much money on Sephora and we all do a lot of yoga. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
2020-04-181h 04Goop YourselfBeauty UnitedThis week Goop discovers our super secret yoga guru, Bryan tries Blue Apron (non-Seamus edition) and Gwyneth and friends create an only slightly cringe inspirational Covid video. We also talk slouchy cardigans, Ursa Major vs. Cetafil, veggie packed pasta, crystal packed water bottles and the joys of dental care. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
2020-04-1152 minGoop YourselfSkype YourselfAggie and Bryan successfully recorded a Skype episode, can you believe it?! We recount our week in quarantine before discussing a little Gwyneth news and gossip. The newsletters are chock full of advice, some practical, some questionable. We talk self tanner, probiotics, cauliflower bechamel, virologists, glowy super gel and more! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
2020-03-271h 03Goop YourselfSocial Distancing Is SexyAggie and Bryan come to you (separately) to discuss how we and all the Goop girls are dealing with the craziness. Elise talks to a REAL DOCTOR, plus streaming workouts, finger nail celery cleanses, expensive sweatpants, pantry staple recipes and lots and lots of Goop Glow. Stay safe everybody! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
2020-03-2048 minGoop YourselfMoney Dates and Meal KitsWe get into a new Dr. J*n vs. Goop controversy, a makeup free dinner party and wade into the Jameela Jamil fracas. In the newsletters we talk Goop's collaboration between Seamus and Blue Apron, Gerda's soups for flus, disapproving dead mothers, money dates, leggings sales, Goop's Youtube channel and Bryan's new scent. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
2020-02-211h 05Goop YourselfRecapping The Goop LabAggie and Bryan discuss the best, worst and craziest from Netflix's iconic "docuseries" The Goop Lab. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
2020-01-311h 05Goop YourselfThis Podcast Smells Like My VaginaWe go over all the latest Gwyneth news including some shade from Martha Stewart, early reviews of Netflix's The Goop Lab and all the stupid candle kerfuffle. The newsletters this week cover an autoimmune guru, one pot Seamus recipes, deep breathing techniques, burning your trauma, cleaning out your closet, an Eckhart Tolle interview, Bryan's goop gift reviews and much more! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
2020-01-1854 minGoop YourselfDoxxing Kate HudsonWe round up all the year end Goop news including 70% off sale codes, Kate Hudson's new vodka line (and podcast), sulfite allergies, cozy skin detoxes, eco-friendly Rothschilds, salt pros and cons, and previews of Aggie and Bryan's New Years resolutions. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
2019-12-281h 01Goop YourselfVetiver, Ylang-Ylang, and OudWe talk about our Thanksgivings (and Bryan's trip to the San Francisco Goop store) before breaking down J** G*****'s latest Twitter controversy. From the newsletters, we discuss makeup that's actually makeup, a uniform that's not a uniform, depressing astrology, Big Bear pluses and minuses, the Falchuk plan for world peace, Jean's pick for the best present in the world and a Goop sale update. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
2019-12-0659 minGoop YourselfJeffrey & Ghislaine Presents: Goop Yourself's Annual Goop Gift Guide GuideAggie and Bryan review all the expensive depravity in this year's Goop Gift Guide. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
2019-11-1558 minGoop YourselfEssential Oil Game NightThis week Gwyneth responds to Wesley Morris's NYTimes essay about her, Bryan saves his laptop and Aggie signs up for bootcamp. In the newsletters we talk foundation shade-matching, Kennedy granddaughter environmental activism, Gerda's new obsession with essential oils, an unneeded Aspen guide, goop's tragic Activia partnership, Seamus's keto snack tips, an afternoon skin routine and a brand new lip balm. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
2019-11-0848 minGoop YourselfSpeculative But Promising: Steam Your Laptop!The pod is up late because Bryan spilled water on his laptop - but after 24 hours of towel drying, hair drying, and hanging it upside down - it seems to be good as new? We talk air quality, Gossip Cop, Goop's new science team, liquid mascara, the Sunday blues, hating makeup, East Bay erasure and private equity wives. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
2019-11-031h 03Goop YourselfA Lame Old White LadyWe talk Gwyneth's "Women In Hollywood" speech, Aggie and Bryan's various ailments and some hot new recipes before getting into the newsletters. This week Goop covers vegetarian one-pot dishes, an anti-inflammation elimination diet by You Know Who, the benefits of elderberry, a truly crazy sweater, $145 anti-pollution drops, new makeup brushes and the return of the travel agent. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
2019-10-1853 minGoop YourselfMake Low-Fat Great AgainWe discuss Aggie's DC travels, Bryan's gradual vegetarianism and Gwyneth's topless Elle shoot before getting into all the week's newsletters. We cover Megan's Jamaican vacation, Gerta's dietary fat advise, Cotswalds house porn, gluten-free heartburn meds, cozy slippers and the continuing GoopGenes catastrophe. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
2019-10-121h 01Goop YourselfEver Heard of Malibu?We talk fake instagram nudes, Gwyneth's Weinstein heroism, Dr. J*n's mysterious book burning incident and Bryan's hatred for Queer Eye. Summer is over so the newsletters are back to three a week, and we talk Gundry, list making, Goop's bland travel coverage, the end of the French girl, Seamus's grain bowls and a very masculine body cream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
2019-09-1351 minGoop YourselfGAnonThis week Aggie calls in from North Carolina, Gwyneth says goodbye to the Hamptons, Dr. J*n challenges Marianne to a debate and Bryan starts a very plausible Gerda conspiracy. We also talk Japanese breakfast, trampoline cardio, CoolSculpting, postpartum PTSD, organic tan infused cloths and diamonds for one.Next week Aggie's back in town so we promise a return to our normally flawless audio quality! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
2019-09-071h 03Goop YourselfAngels In Darth Vader SuitsBryan and Aggie are both being possessed by Annabelle, so we're a little on edge today. We go over the Goop office NYTimes spread before discussing the newsletters (both Goop Men and Goop Everyone!) We talk amethyst, male friendships, Marianne's AIDS treatments, confusing workouts, Seamus's weird breakfasts, sexy shorts, and kiwi comebacks.SPECIAL ANNOUNCEMENT - We have Goop Yourself MERCH!Go to https://teespring.com/stores/goop-yourself for all your T-shirt, tote bag, and phone case needs!As always follow us on Insta and Twitter @goopyourself and visit our Patreon Hos...
2019-07-1259 minGoop YourselfHIGH CAMP: Suddenly, Last Summer with Aggie HewittThis is the first proper episode of Bryan's new podcast, HIGH CAMP. After this episode, High Camp will only be available on its own feed every Tuesday. Please subscribe wherever you listen to Goop Yourself!!!---Aggie Hewitt (Goop Yourself, HAG CRY) joins Bryan to talk about Joseph L. Mankiewicz's SUDDENLY, LAST SUMMER. The 1959 camp classic stars Elizabeth Taylor, Montgomery Clift, Katharine Hepburn, and a Venus Flytrap. We talk Tennessee Williams, southern accents, internalized homophobia and more!Suddenly, Last Summer is available to rent on all major streaming platforms.Please rate an...
2019-07-091h 11Goop YourselfHigh Camp with Bryan Rucker SNEAK PEAKHey Goop Yourself listeners! You've just downloaded a preview episode of Bryan's new podcast, High Camp, in which he'll talk about old gay movies that you might have forgotten. We'll put next week's episode, starring one Ms. Aggie Hewitt, on the Goop Yourself feed - but after that you're on your own. If you love movies, queer content, or just enjoy Bryan's voice, subscribe to High Camp on Apple, Spotify, or wherever you listen to Goop Yourself.https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/high-camp/id1470330489https://open.spotify.com/episode/11HCrC55bWKHP8qXHNjuwn ...
2019-07-0113 minGoop YourselfSummer Detox LIESWe talk Gwyneth's sojourn to London, Chris and Dakota's possible split, and an ad sponsored engagement from a Goop employee. The newsletter is pretty sparse this week but we muddle through and discuss a summer detox fake out, how to avoid a stroke, Jean's clean lip baum, fantasy trips to France and Mexico, Bryan's rhodiola journey, and Aggie's new business. Join us at patreon.com/goopyourself, and if you want someone to talk sh*t about you ex with you, call HAG-CRY-8805. That's 424-279-8805. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
2019-06-2152 minGoop YourselfScientific Sex Toys and In Goop Health SeminarsWe recap all the best moments of In Goop Health, the biannual extravaganza that we were again not invited to. We'll also briefly discuss the new hellscape our ears were subjected to this week - you know what we're talking about. Then the newsletters: sex toys endorsed by Goop's resident scientist, a 40% sale on everything from sugar bowls to underwear, Gwyenth's pre-Met Gala routine with her Céline stylist, Aggie's plans to dye her hair herself, and Bryan's search for a new face moisturizer. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
2019-05-2445 min
Goop YourselfA $500 Vibrator and a Cancer Curing TouchAggie's on a mostly vegan diet, Bryan's on a mostly taco diet, and Gwyneth's taking selfies with a jellyfish in Dubai. We review all the goop news (including a new podcast from one of our nemeses) before diving into the newsletters. We discuss MIT doctor approved vibrators, $10 eye masks, a man who cured thousands of mice from breast cancer, if orthopedic surgery is a scam, a young goop employee who turned down grad school to join a cult, cauliflower oatmeal, and a 4-year-old fashion icon. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
2019-04-1951 min
Goop YourselfQUICK PLUG: Get the Goop Yourself Newsletter for $1 per month!Go to patreon.com/goopyourself and get Aggie and Bryan's monthly newsletter for $1 per month. Join the new "Newsies" tier and read about all our non-goop obsessions we don't have time for on the pod. We write about our current favorite books, music, movies, beauty products, recipes, TV shows and more. Join now and get our latest newsletter delivered straight to your inbox, as well as access to all our back issues on Patreon. Thank you so much for listening to this commercial! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
2019-04-0201 min
Goop YourselfBonus Mother and Vintner's DaughterThis week we discuss the poster for Gwyneth's new Netflix show "The Politician," Aggie's continuing cannabis adventures, and Bryan's ongoing stew obsession. Then we dive into the newsletters - covering color blocking, bonus parents, botanical vodkas, pore protocol, a hellish sounding In Goop Health, urinary incontinence, and a brand new product from our favorite fancy serum. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
2019-03-2240 min
Goop YourselfModifying Genes and Old Navy JeansAggie's desperate to start a diet but is sticking to her guns, Bryan's reintroducing lentils to his diet after the trauma of the Four Hour Body, and Gwyneth is manspreading and renouncing her acting career in the New York Times. After a roundup of the "news" we discuss the week's newsletters. We talk about the endless GMO debate, astrology for self-acceptance, a $400 Tata Harper serum, how goop is good for female entrepreneurs, how Old Navy is saving feminism, a new way to breathe, and why French drugstore products are better than "natural" skincare. Hosted on Acast. See acast.c...
2019-03-0850 min
Goop YourselfClean Meat and Christian LingerieSpecial guest Amber Petty (The Masked Podcast) joins Aggie and Bryan to share her own diet journey and dissect the latest Goop newsletters. We talk evangelical underwear, luxury vape pens, the latest from Barry Michaels (RIP Phil?), Gwyneth's après ski counter suit, a hairbrush primer, alkaline water, meat grown in labs, and the launch of Goop's vitamin chews! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
2019-03-021h 05
Goop YourselfEp. 118: Soul Mates and Shirt DressesThere's a lot of Gwyneth gossip this week - we run down her exit from Marvel, fights with Weinstein, and her appearance at Jennifer Aniston's 50th. Then we talk about this week's newsletters, discussing Aggie's skin care crisis, the concept of Twin Flames, harissa meatball soup, $700 shirt dresses, CBN (the new CBD), Jean's floral scent, and Bryan's mind-gut connection. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
2019-02-2243 min
Goop YourselfEp. 117: Detox for Heartache and Diastasis RectiWe talk about Aggie's post-Valentine's Day hangover, Bryan's purple energy drinks, and a Goopy parsnip soup before discussing a delightful week of newsletters. We cover post-breakup detoxes, screen time apologists, goop condoms, clean shampoo, Cabo vacations, and the new Ralph Nader. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
2019-02-1547 min
Goop YourselfEp. 114: Meatloaf and Metal StrawsAggie and Bryan chat about our wildly inconsistent diet and exercise routines before discussing the latest newsletters. We go over the Gwyneth/Antoni meatloaf duel, Jean's $45 moisturizing bar, workplace accessories, the overuse of "paradigm," how metal straws are the new donabes, if Aggie should join a wine club, and can you replace a crippling heroin addiction with CBD. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
2019-01-2543 min
Goop YourselfEp. 109: Marine Collagen and MegababeAggie and Bryan taste test GoopGenes collagen powder and marvel at Gwyneth's WSJ photos before diving into the unending newsletters. We discuss a Megababe morning routine, Hanukkah recipes, wreath making, weed websites, Holiday snacking, and the case of the missing Tata Harper cream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
2018-12-0745 min
Goop YourselfEp. 108: Chill Weddings and Stoned ChiropractorsWe're back! Aggie goes over her immunity regimen and Bryan recounts his trip to the New York goop store before diving into the latest newsletters. We discuss easy vegan meals, low key goop brides, fancy sneakers, suction cups for phones, cbd for your sore back, tips for social anxiety, psychic jump suits, and a sneak peak at GP's new clean eating cook book. Visit us at patreon.com/goopyourself! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
2018-12-0140 min
Goop YourselfEp. 107: The Goop Yourself Goop Holiday Gift Guide Gift GuideBlessed be the Goop! The annual holiday gift guide is out and it actually pretty good. There are gift guides for travelers, hostesses, lovers, children, guys, cooks, and wellness junkies. What ridiculous but awesome gifts will you be jonesing for this Christmas? Aggie and Bryan are covering it all. Please excuse the lateness and the audio quality of this podcast - Bryan had many traveling snafus on his way to the East Coast. We'll be back after next week in the same room. Feliz Thanksgiving! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
2018-11-2147 min
Goop YourselfEp. 104: The Medical Medium's MiracleWe accuse Brad Falchuk of having potentially bad breath and reminisce about Gwyneth's Se7en Halloween costume before diving into this week's newsletter. The Medical Medium is pivoting to celery, Dr. Cole is a Ketotarian, Aggie wants bell bottoms, and Bryan might become a middle aged surfer. We also discuss P.Volve workouts, incomplete beer guides, clean cleaning supplies, and the danger of almonds. Subscribe to our Patreon at patreon.com/goopyourself Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
2018-10-2644 min
Goop YourselfEp. 102: Bathing Suits, Beauty, Beemers, and BonetAfter a quick diet update, Aggie and Bryan discuss the latest Goop newsletters, podcast, and magazine! We talk unisex bathing suits, douchy BMWs, appreciating beauty, Lisa Bonet's poetry, expensive beach totes, expensive espresso machines, Elise Loehnen's Costco habit, teenage yoga gurus, and who had the Rachel before Jennifer Aniston. Subscribe to our Patreon at patreon.com/goopyourself! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
2018-10-1255 min
Goop YourselfEp. 101: Wedding Pics and Deformed DicksThis week we recap the most mysterious wedding of our lifetimes, relive Bryan's first week of Keto, and announce our brand new Patreon page (!!!) before diving into the newsletters. We discuss fancy bodegas, fall pastels, The Dirt Cure, the deformed genitals of little Swedish boys and how to prevent them, hair masks, cotton produce bags, and basic style icons. Visit patreon.com/goopyourself to get exclusive content. God bless us everyone. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
2018-10-051h 03
Goop YourselfEp. 100: Weddings and AnniversariesIt's Goop Yourself's 100th episode and Goop's 10th Anniversary. We look back on a decade of detoxes, expensive face creams, travel tips for the 1%, and questionable health advice. Aggie and Bryan reminisce about their first Goop memories. Plus, we discuss Gwyneth's upcoming wedding to Brad and Bryan's upcoming fling with keto. Thanks for making it to 100 with us! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
2018-09-2850 min
Goop YourselfEp. 99: Silence and SaltWe catch you up on what we're reading this week, and Bryan and Aggie discuss the pros and cons of KetOctober. Then we plunge into the salty depths of the newsletters, discussing low sodium diets, high sodium vacations, silent meditation retreats, funky accent walls, Prada fanny packs, Los Angeles brunch lies, and $40 rosemary water. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
2018-09-2146 min
Goop YourselfEp. 96: Vegan in Life, Eggs in DeathWe're back from vacation and hitting the ground running. We talk vegan keto, kitchen makeovers, solid toners, mindful parenting, death doulas, burial eggs, and underrated restaurant cities. Aggie starts eating like a French woman and Bryan starts his keto countdown. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
2018-09-0348 min
Goop YourselfEp. 94: Finances and the FutureAggie and Bryan give updates on their Trader Joe's and TruNiagen experiences. Then they try to spin gold out of the crap that is the GOOP newsletter in August, touching on financial advice for wealthy children, a lady who claims to have predicted 9/11, a taco truck in the Hamptons, the sad decline of Ask Jean, grain share CSAs, Megan's collagen shakes, and a tentative pledge to try Keto this fall. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
2018-08-1045 min
Goop YourselfEp. 93: Noodles and NiagenBryan discusses the first steps in his Tru Niagen journey, and Aggie starts listening to "The Tools" before they dive into Taffy Brodesser-Akner's twitter discussion with Dr. Jen Gunter and take opposing sides in the great zoodle debate. They also touch in on the Cartier Paltrow Hamptons gala, an off-brand K-Town guide, a book about dying, and the mellowing of Tracy Anderson. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
2018-08-0340 min
Goop YourselfEp. 92: Slouching Towards BrentwoodThe goopisphere was shaken to the core this week with the publication of journalist Taffy Brodesser-Akner's definitive profile of GP in the New York Times Magazine. We discuss highlights from the article and recount both Aggie and Bryan's vacations before launching into the last two weeks' newsletters. Listen to our thoughts on tinted face oil, plastic straws, frozen snacks, Sarah Jessica Parker, mind architects, drawing God, infrared saunas, artsy Hamptons mansions, and what to do if your future sister-in-law is possibly in a cult. If you like the pod, please tell your goopy friends and write a five star review...
2018-07-2858 min
Goop YourselfEp. 89: Dirty Lemon and Nasty French ToastBryan is sick of all the diets out there so he's invented his own. It's called the 1*1*1 and it will make him a millionaire. Listen to learn how you can make it part of your healthy lifestyle! After the sales pitch we talk weird child discipline techniques, Aggie's fear of self-tanning, citrus perfume, jasmine salt spray, a "clean" French Toast recipe from a disgraced CEO, Netflix propaganda, and SSRIs. Plus, a special announcement. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
2018-06-2933 min
Goop YourselfEp. 88: Fertility and FelliniGetting pregnant is hard but goop has all the answers. That's right, it's time for goop's fertility issue and Aggie and Bryan would rather talk about anything else. So we discuss alternative fertility methods and egg freezing but also Staub dutch ovens, Italian cinema, and vegan pimento cheese. Plus, an update on Bryan and Aggie's cannabis and vodka adventures. You know things are really bad when goop posts a charity link so please donate if you can. https://goop.com/work/civics/how-you-can-help-immigrant-children/ Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
2018-06-2337 min
Goop YourselfEp. 86: Goop Glow UnboxingFor the second year in a row, Aggie and Bryan were not invited to In Goop Health, but it's ok because we scored some Goop Glow and we're drinking it live on the pod. We then launch into the news - discussing nipple balm, cotton bowl covers, post natal depletion, zuo yuezi, low alcohol cocktails, and a face massager that might be a sex toy. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
2018-06-0943 min
Goop YourselfEp. 85: Raw Tarts and ReikiThis week's intense newsletter puts a spotlight on a variety of eating disorders, covering everything from binge eating to orthorexia. But Aggie and Bryan decide to focus on the sunny side of goop, discussing Bravolebrity reiki masters, a tragic raw summer tart, vegan Big Macs, fancy LA salons, a Dr. Taz update, $300 indoor trees, and Megan's awesome wedding pics. This pod has been brought to you by Vitamin B12 and DayQuil Liquicaps. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
2018-06-0142 min
Goop YourselfEp. 83: Savvy Chicks and a Forest FixAfter another illuminating diet and health powwow, Aggie and Bryan discuss the goop newsletters, touching on Forest Bathing, Power Types, Spring Feasts, Narcissistic Parenting, and Fish CSAs! Plus, we get our first one star review. We're fine with it. We're totally fine. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
2018-05-1848 min
Goop YourselfEp. 82: Spaghetti Sauce and Sleep AidsAfter last week's jarring, disturbing sex issue, goop is back doing what it does best: crazy diets, untested medicine, and useless travel guides. Aggie and Bryan open with a glimpse into their own health journeys and then talk about the latest newsletters, touching on autoimmune diets, California roadtrips, erotic chicken parm, sketchy sleep aid potions, working from home, bubbly negronis, and Gwyneth's newest face oil. It's a jam packed Goop Yourself, enjoy! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
2018-05-1144 min
Goop YourselfEp. 81: The Unsexiest Sex Book (NSFW)It's that time of year we here at Goop Yourself dread - the annual goop sex issue! This time they wrote a book and published it right in time for Mother's Day for some reason. If you're not throwing up yet, listen to Aggie and Bryan talk about long term relationship sex, casual dating sex, sexual addiction, sex retreats, and dildos and buttplugs galore. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
2018-05-0451 min
Goop YourselfEp. 80: Blythe Danner and BPAThis week goop came out with its "Financial Issue," which is very triggering to both Aggie and Bryan, so the less said about it the better. We try to distract ourselves from our money woes with more Mother's Day gift guides (cbd chocolates and cheap jewelery!), rich kids doing Adderall, dirty rose perfume, BPA plastic scares, and an explosive interview with GP's mother, actress Blythe Danner. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
2018-04-2736 min
Goop YourselfEp. 79: Mother's Day and MargaritasCongratulations to Aggie who has finally finished her month of Whole 30! Congratulations also to Bryan who has read most of Steven Gundry's indefensible "The Plant Paradox" without lighting himself on fire. We discuss both personal journeys before launching into the newsletter. This week's topics include a daffy Mother's Day gift guide for eccentric billionaires, an earnest kids' screentime strategy, a less than sexy Gwyneth margarita video, and updates from Megan, Jean, and Anne. Peace and love. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
2018-04-2046 min
Goop YourselfEp. 78: Megan's Miracle Balm and Memorable Moments (w/Heather Jewett)We join special guest, comedian Heather Jewett, who talks about Whole 30, Eckhart Tolle, and her hilarious new webseries "Healing With Heather." We also discuss Megan's painful accident, Jean's honey obsession, the power of moments, the boredom of inflammation, and Dr. Stephen "Lectin Queen" Gundry, whose soothing voice and unwavering confidence masks the insane theory that plants are trying to kill us. Though Aggie is incredulous, Bryan and Heather are ready to jump on board. Follow Heather at @bimbosummit on twitter! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
2018-04-1350 min
Goop YourselfEp. 77: Hot Lattés and Hot FlashesThis week's goop is all about menopause and Aggie really doesn't want to talk about it. So instead we discuss all sorts of morning tonics: rose lattés, bitter cacao coffee substitutes, raw pumpkin smoothies, and of course the omnipresent goopglow. We also cover denim jumpsuits, the GMO conspiracy, and update you on Bryan's Tollé journey and Aggie's Whole 30 transformation. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
2018-04-0648 min
Goop YourselfEp. 76: Foam Rollers and the Fat JewishBefore we get into the newsletters we talk all about Beyoncé's face biting incident and how Gwyneth might be involved. Then we discuss medical intuitives, sexy feng shui sheets, Fat Jewish carbonara, foam rollers, Amanda Chantal Bacon's smoothies, weekly grocery lists, and a modern take on the odor masking "pocket full of posies." Plus updates on Aggie's Whole 30 and Bryan's Ekhart Tolle journeys. The mind is a trap! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
2018-03-3036 min
Goop YourselfEp. 75: Whispered Snacks and Eye Health FactsOn this special Sunday pod, Aggie makes a huge diet announcement and Bryan is slightly underwhelmed by his new facewash. We also touch briefly on the (other) Goop podcast's interview with Psychiatrist Catherine Birndorf, M.D. Then we get to the newsletters: Megan likes ashawaghanda, Jean likes foot cream, everyone likes underwater photography and Eckhart Tolle, and nobody likes bad food photography. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
2018-03-2544 min
Goop YourselfEp. 74: Face Firming and Fake FastingHow the mighty (podcast) has fallen. The other goop pod follows its epic Oprah episode with a snoozy conversation about the thyroid. Is this the new normal? We fear that it is. Luckily, on OUR pod we talk face yoga, a new improved B vitamin, train commuting in LA, and a sexy Mediterranean diet prescribed by a sexy Mediterranean man. Also, Bryan buys a new face wash and Aggie wants to buy a beach condo! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
2018-03-1635 min
Goop YourselfEp. 68: Vegan Thoughts and Broccoli TotsThis week Bryan calls in from Lake Tahoe, where he feels lost without Gwyneth's travel recommendations. You're failing us G-Spotting! Aggie and Bryan discuss veganism, PMS shaming, diet myths, morning routines, and tater tots made out of broccoli! Also, GOOP finally discovers Lady Bird, Planet Earth II, and RX Bars. What is this, October? Please rate us 5 stars and review us on Apple Podcasts. Halleloo! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
2018-02-0245 min
Goop YourselfEp. 64: Engagements and EnemasWe're back!! After a winter hiatus, Aggie and Bryan return with a double length pod to talk about all the goop news you missed over the New Year. We discuss Gwyneth's engagement, detox options, flame retardants, cheek tints, and happiness diets. Yes, we also (briefly) discuss the coffee enema. Please rate us five stars and review us on Apple Podcasts. Auld Lang Syne! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
2018-01-121h 14
Goop YourselfEp. 63: A Star Is BornOn what might be Aggie and Bryan's final pod before the Christmas break, we discuss hangover relief options, a guide to Orange County, $400 travel dresses, dreams of Malibu, and a truly insane last minute gift guide. But the week belongs to goop's new Senior Beauty Editor, Megan, who publishes her morning routine and shoots to the top of our list of all time goop icons. Follow us on insta @goopyourself and twitter @goopyourselfpod. Feliz Navidad! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
2017-12-1533 min
Goop YourselfEp. 62: I Love You GoopyThe goop newsletters are extremely abbreviated and disappointing so Aggie and Bryan review this fall's two hottest movies, Woody Allen's "Wonder Wheel" and Louis C.K.'s "I Love You Daddy." We do finally get to goop, touching down on modeling with your children, Hannukah recipes, martinis, pops of color, and sad smoothies. Follow us on insta @goopyourself and twitter @goopyourselfpod. Blessings! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
2017-12-0840 min
Goop YourselfEp. 61: Female Breadwinners and Fake AIDSAggie and Bryan return to the pod after a glorious Thanksgiving. We discuss why men are assholes for wanting to make more money than their wives, and why mothers are assholes for telling their daughters their teeth are "tarnished." We also address the controversy surrounding the new Goop Health Summit, who Dr. Kelly Brogan is, and why Dr. Jen Gunter wants to take her down. Follow us on insta @goopyourself and on twitter @goopyourselfpod. Please rate and review us on Apple Pod. Joyeux Fetes! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
2017-12-0349 min
Goop YourselfEp. 59: Van Cleef and VinegarThis episode we talk about sleep strategies and why unplugging before bed seems impossible. Bryan recounts his initial trip into the world of retinol and Aggie debates whether to go on a high carb sweet potato diet. We also discuss diamond company sponsered art classes for little girls, clean hair dye, drinking apple cider vinegar, veggie side dishes, and Louis CK's disgusting new movie. Be sure to rate and review us on Apple Podcasts and follow us on insta @goopyourself and on twitter @goopyourselfpod. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
2017-11-1243 min
Goop YourselfEp. 53: Different Fast and Wines On BlastHuge news! Bryan and Aggie are switching up their fasting protocol. How? Why? Listen and find out. We also discuss the insanity of keto diets, goop's disappointing wine partnership, Gwyneth's pity/bitchy interview face, and the twin tragedies of scar tissue and natural childbirth. Please continue to rate and review us 5 stars and follow us @goopyourself on insta and @goopyourselfpod on twitter. Dhanyavaad! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
2017-09-3037 min
Goop YourselfEp. 52: We Believe In EverythingThis week's goop is all about dead people - talking to them, understanding them, and becoming them yourself. Aggie and Bryan go though the ringer (mediums, near death experiences, psychics) and realize we believe it all, every word of it. Thanks goop! We also touch on fancy baths, at home workouts, and pyramid scheme charities. EDIT: APPARENTLY A GHOST IS HAUNTING US - PLEASE EXCUSE THE SOUND ISSUES ON THIS EPISODE. IT GETS BETTER AT ABOUT 16 MINUTES. WE'LL TRY TO FIX IF POSSIBLE! Please follow us on insta @goopyourself and twitter @goopyourselfpod and rate us 5 stars on Apple Podcasts. See...
2017-09-2239 min
Goop YourselfEp. 49: A Twist of LymeThis week goop is all about Chronic Lyme Disease. You know, that dehabilitating condition caused by tick bites that may or may not exist. GP and co. give us advice from a sextet of doctors who recommend everything from antibiotics to controlled vomiting and bloodletting. There's also talk of denim trenchcoats, $100 acne masques, and terrible parental advice. Plus, Aggie & Bryan give their diet updates and celebrate the imminent launch of goop's glossy magazine. Please follow us @goopyourself on insta and @goopyourselfpod on twitter. Gomawo! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
2017-09-0850 min
Goop YourselfEp. 47: What's TINA Got To Do With It?It's been a HUGE week in the Goopiverse. TINA (Truth In Advertising) is recommending Goop to be investigated for harmful and illegal health claims. Can you believe it? Unfortunately, this means the newsletters will be a snooze for the foreseeable future (no more Yoni eggs or earthing.) Aggie and Bryan catch you up on the latest legal news, discuss their fasting strategies, and guide you through a field of avocados, denim, and nontoxic bug spray. Remember to follow on insta @goopyourself, twitter @goopyourselfpod, and rate and review us on Apple Podcasts. Спасибо! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more...
2017-08-2534 min
Goop YourselfEp. 46: Gwyneth's Two Top ToolsThis week's goop is all about Barry & Phil, two old shrinks who may or may not have sex with each other. They devised "The Tools," tricks that will help you defeat "Part X" and live your best life. Sounds boring? It is! Luckily Aggie & Bryan dive deep into their first fast day, Grace & Frankie, and 90s diet gurus. Thanks for rating and reviewing us on Apple Podcasts, our beloved tomatoes! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
2017-08-1841 min
Goop YourselfEp. 45: Spirit Animals and Bedroom ManualsAfter another hiatus, Aggie & Bryan are back to catch you up on all things Goop! We discuss spirit animals, childhood sex hangups, liquid eyeliner, and fun salads. We're also way too excited about Apple Ivanka Martin's foray into gluten-free pizza recommendations. Bryan reports back from his brief but goopy sojurn in Reykjavic, and both he and Aggie have a big diet announcement to make. If you like the show, please rate us 5 stars in Apple Podcasts. Pakka pér fyrir! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
2017-08-1640 min
Goop YourselfEp. 44: You're Masturbating Like An AssholeCover the kids' ears for this one! The goop newsletter is all about desire this week, and GP gets into it. She tells you how to have sex with your partner, a rando, or all by your lonesome. Don't forget to breathe and journal! Bryan and Aggie disagree on if straight men and women can be friends and the pleasures of a Boca burger, but they do agree on one thing, tunics are great! Be sure to rate us 5 stars on Apple Podcasts and follow us @goopyourself on insta and @goopyourselfpod on twitter. Arigato! Hosted on Acast. See...
2017-07-2843 min
Goop YourselfEp. 43: Upskirt Shots and Salad ThoughtsAggie & Bryan go on a journey today, touching on everything from cutting edge 80s salads to the literary canon of YA horror author Christopher Pike. We also discuss female anatomy again, so sorry. What is this podcast even about? Oh yeah, Goop. We go into the continuing saga of Gunter V. Paltrow, a new travel guide format, and another winning tip from Ask Jean. Follow us on insta @goopyourself and twitter @goopyourselfpod, and rate us 5 big ones on Apple Podcasts. Gracias! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
2017-07-2244 min
Goop YourselfEp. 42: Gwyneth Fights BackAnd we're back! After a three week hiatus, Aggie and Bryan have a LOT of goop to cover. We talk everything from cult documentaries to kimchi parties, from beach totes to ancient civilizations. We also discuss goop (and Dr. Steven Gundry's) strongly worded rebuttal to a certain hater (the gynocologist who said jade yoni eggs might be more poisonous than tomatoes.) Can you imagine the nerve! Thanks as always for listening. Be sure to rate us 5 stars and review us on Apple Podcasts, tell your friends, and follow us on instagram and twitter. Grazie mille! Hosted on Acast...
2017-07-1745 min
Goop YourselfEp. 00: The Long Lost Goop Yourself Pilot Episode!Unfortunately Bryan and Aggie are unable to record a new podcast this week, so we've dug up our very first, never released episode of Goop Yourself from way back in May of 2016. Listen to baby Aggie and baby Bryan talk about pourover coffee and anger management. We also thought describing every outfit sold on Goop would be riveting audio. Live and learn. Stay tuned for a brand new episode next week, and be sure to rate and review us on Apple Podcasts. DANKE! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
2017-07-0130 min
Goop YourselfEp. 41: Toxic Mold and Tracy's ScoldAggie and Bryan argue about fanatical excerciser Tracy Anderson. Is she an aspirational goddess or a weird crackpot selling eating disorders and weird protein bars? Probably both. We also discuss how toxic mold poisoning might be prevented by tearing your house apart and following a paleo diet. Plus, $60 vibrational stickers NOT endorsed by NASA, complicated conditioning regimens, and a trip inside Gwyneth's Goop lair. Don't forget to rate us on Apple Podcasts and follow us @goopyourself on instagram and @goopyourselfpod on twitter. BYE BYE. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
2017-06-2336 min
Goop YourselfEp. 40: Gwyneth Puts The Hell In HealthAggie and Bryan report back from (reading about) In Goop Health, the Goop Wellness Summit unleashed on the tragic white ladies of Los Angeles. It's as insane as expected, with aura photography, collagen martinis, and yoni eggs galore. We also talk about the benefits of hypnosis, Jean approved face wipes, $4500 cooking classes, and why we're all drinking water completely wrong. Please rate us five stars on Apple Podcasts, follow us @goopyourself on insta and @goopyourselfpod on twitter, and spread the word about this very important podcast. AU REVOIR. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
2017-06-1736 min
Goop YourselfEp. 39: Now Our Clothes Are Killing Us Too!On this short and sweet episode of Goop Yourself, Aggie and Bryan discuss how toxic cotton is giving flight attendants hives, and the rest of us cancer and autism. We explain why clean risotto is great, why clean 7-layer-dip is tragic, and why Jean Godfrey June is the Sean Spicer of the Goop Administration. We also touch briefly on Gwyneth's truly bizarre appearance on Jimmy Kimmel and give you a taste of what an Aggie/Bryan Costco podcast would be like. Please rate us 5 stars on Apple Podcasts and follow @goopyourself on instagram. GOOD VIBES. Hosted on Acast...
2017-06-0926 min
Goop YourselfEp. 38: Bulletproof Coffee and Presents for PapiThis week Gwyneth forces Bryan and Aggie to confront their personality disorders. But pretty much everyone's a narcissist, right?? We also learn how to safely consume coffee, trust the mystical wisdom of old racist ladies from Laguna Beach, and shop for Father's Day (a $1000 leather ice chest and a copy of On The Road.) If you like the pod, please rate us 5 stars on iTunes and follow us @goopyourself on instagram! WE ARE GRATEFUL. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
2017-06-0241 min
Goop YourselfEp. 37: Secret Pornography & Color-strologyThis week goop debuts the most boring sex advice column the world has ever known. This, coupled with a truly basic guide to "colorstrology" makes for a dud of a newsletter. On the plus side, we teach ourselves ESP on our iphones, Aggie delves into the world of mineral sunscreens, and Bryan come out as basket non-binary. Don't forget to rate and review us on iTunes, and follow us @goopyourself on instagram and @goopyoureslfpod on twitter. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
2017-05-2635 min
Goop YourselfEp. 36: Matcha Smoothies and Vintage BoobiesIt's wedding season which means spending thousands of dollars on people you used to be friends with and will barely ever see again. But if you read goop you're super rich anyway so who cares! Aggie and Bryan suffer through terrible groomsman and bridesmaid gifts and self-explanatory relationship advice, but come out the other side with another fun detox to plunge into. Please excuse the audio quality, our engineer (Aggie's dog BB) messed up. Follow us on instagram @goopyourself and twitter @goopyourselfpod and please rate us 5 stars on itunes! Mahalo. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for m...
2017-05-2240 min
Goop YourselfEp. 35: You Can Pry This Egg From My Cold Dead YoniThis week Aggie and Bryan discuss goop's passionate defense of their ICONIC yoni egg article from earlier this year. They also talk about terrible Mother's day breakfast ideas, doctors who want to sexually exploit innocent young psychics, and why any kid would want an olive oil bundt cake. Plus, we vow to start wearing more expensive sunscreen. Please follow us @goopyourself on instagram, @goopyourselfpod on twitter, and rate and review us on iTunes. NAMASTE. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
2017-05-1244 min
Goop YourselfEp. 33: What's the DEAL with Human Design??HUGE news this week as goop announces a glossy quarterly magazine with Conde Nast, and Aggie & Bryan might have to skip a month of rent in order to subscribe. In the meantime, Gwyneth shills for a straight up cult called Human Design, hawks insane Mother's Day gifts, and has a meatball making contest with noted soulless monster, Jessica Seinfeld. Follow us @goopyourself on instagram!! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
2017-04-3032 min
Goop YourselfEp. 32: Peanut Sauce and PregnancyMercury is in retrograde, causing technological mishaps and near-death experiences, so Aggie & Bryan are grateful to be in the safe cocoon that is goop. This week Gwyneth basically makes a sex tape with her favorite Thai chef, and a crazy doctor shames us into a pre-natal detox. We also learn that plants are trying to kill us. Plus, New Age emoji, spring makeup, and a plea for money. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
2017-04-2232 min
Goop YourselfEp. 31: She Sells Shiso In The Goop StoreWhat's that weird leaf holding the wasabi next to your spicy tuna roll? It's shiso, duh... and you're going to want to slather it all over your body because it's now starring in Gwyneth's new perfume! Aggie and Bryan dissect the new scent - but they would rather talk about fast food, Malibu, and fast food on the way to Malibu. Plus, LA's favorite astrological psychologist teaches us to grieve, and we learn how to add algae to all our favorite beverages. This episode is sponsered by Jack In The Box and Lassen's, LA's most homophobic health food store (we w...
2017-04-1430 min
Goop YourselfEp. 30: You Dim Sum, You Lose SomeOn this episode, Bryan & Aggie talk tarot cards, the benefits of walking barefoot, why gen xers are just as bad as millenials, and $5400 bags designed by the Olsen Twins. They also share the disappointment and humiliation of not being included in Goop's podcast roundup. Plus, a handy dim sum guide! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
2017-04-0734 min
Goop YourselfEp. 29: Gwyneth Tells Us To Eat Sh*tOn this episode Aggie and Bryan fear for their lives because Gwyneth convinces them that Advil causes Alzheimers and Zertec causes cancer. The only things that can heal us: apple cider vinegar and fecal implants. Plus, more tips on how to turn your kids into boring nerds, how to prevent your crush from driving you crazy, and how to get drunk at home. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
2017-03-3135 min
Goop YourselfEp. 28: Supersized Sex Spectacular!!! (Plus, Bryan's Mom Tries Goop)Spring is in the air and Gwyneth has fancy dildos on the brain. Yes, it's the annual Goop Sex Issue!!! In this extra long episode we go through all the old chestnuts (lube, porn, sex cults, messenger bags) and try not to get scarred for life. Plus, we have a very special boots on the ground interview with Joanne Rucker, Bryan's mom and a first time Goop customer. Will she be a clean beauty convert, or cling to her toxic products? Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
2017-03-2449 min
Goop YourselfEp. 26: Fungi and Phone CasesGoop gives us an essential oil primer and Bryan and Aggie are into it. Things they're not into: childish phonecases, unflattering jump suits and cringeworthy TED Talks. We can all agree - TED Talks are the worst. Plus - Gwyneth poses on a swing, and Aggie gives us an exclusive glimpse into Ask Jean's past. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
2017-03-1132 min
Goop YourselfEp. 22: Vegan Racists and Snowy PlacesAfter Gwyneth's political rant last week, she retreats to the snowy cocoon of Park City and white privilege. Bryan and Aggie loathe the concept behind 'Thug Kitchen,' but they'd still try their cocktails. And will Valentine's day never end? Not until Goop dives into the psychological astrology of long term relationships and tries to convince us avocados are aphrodisiacs - because of their shape (an oval with a hole in it) and texture (gooey baby shit.) Whatever floats your boat GP. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
2017-02-1029 min
Goop YourselfEp. 21: Liberals and LingerieGwyneth finally gets WOKE in a strongly worded letter about diversity and inclusion, and Bryan and Aggie have very different takes. She continues her foray into radical feminism by burning her bras (because she's sad about an ex-boyfriend.) Oh well, small steps. We also learn how to layer in winter and plan our own deaths. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
2017-02-0329 min
Goop YourselfEp. 20: Iodine and ValentinesValentine's Day comes earlier and earlier every year, so get ready for bunny ears, feather dusters, and a million types of body oil. After Bryan and Aggie finish vomiting, they talk about Danielle Steel books, tattoo removal, and what a Medical Medium really does. Meanwhile, Gwyneth continues her Red State listening tour by going to Milwaukee, Philly, and Memphis. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
2017-01-2727 min
Goop YourselfEp. 19: Sage Protections and Yeast InfectionsThis week, Aggie and Bryan learn what smudging is and get really excited about it. They also find out that everyone is full of toxic yeast caused by being fat slobs, and debate the merits of buying foam rollers, trampolines, and floral tinctures that help with self-esteem and baby making. Plus, is Gwyneth trying to sabatoge the podcast by not delivering the Monday newsletter to Aggie?? Probably not. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
2017-01-2226 min
Goop YourselfEp. 18: Hallucinogens and HoneymoonsOn this honeymoon edition of Goop Yourself, Bryan and Aggie discuss eggs that go in your yoni, extreme hallucinogens, and the mysterious lack of Hawaiian locations on G. Spotting. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
2017-01-1627 min
Goop YourselfEp. 11: Travel Wraps and Travel AppsGoop Yourself's first bi-coastal episode! Bryan calls in from the wilds of New Jersey, and Gwyneth puts her foot in her mouth for the 1000th time. Aggie and Bryan disagree on practicing gratitude, but are on the same page when it comes to the power of crystals. Please excuse the less than perfect audio - we'll both be back in the studio next week! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
2016-11-2524 min