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Two FlogsEp.290 - I'm Coming!Gibo and buster could not have had two totally different weeks. Gibo has rated his week super low and Buster's was so good he couldn't even give it a score. Buster gives us a run down of the NRL's Magic Round hosted by Mr CTC Knuckles himself.....what could go wrong?Here's a snippet of what Magic Round had instore for us After a knock at the door.....Unfortunately for the poor hotel cleaner where Buster and Moose were staying, misunderstood Buster screaming at the top of his lungs 'I'm Coming" for come in...2025-05-081h 30
Two FlogsEP.288 - In the Barb HoleAfter a 3 day bender at Magic Round Moose is in no condition to be writing podcast notes. So just imagine you've just read some really funny and witty.Blah blah...Buster did a shit so bad he made knuckles' wife spew. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.2025-05-041h 40Two FlogsEp.287 - Wake Up Keith"Thank god the boys are funny because they sure as hell all can't fight!".....all jokes aside we are extremely proud of our man buster. Gibo and Buster unpack what was the Podcast Royal 2.0. Thanks for the memories and support FLOG Nation!Buster brings the goods and the lads rip into some Wardell pies. Good lord they were divine! "Wake up Keith" Buster gives his friend and fellow flog listener a call, unfortunately for Keith and his wife it was 2am over in the states. All we can say is the lads are...2025-05-011h 27Two FlogsEp.284 - Gibos C@ckRight off the bat Gibo and Buster question the status of the number 2 switch bitch with his selection of intro. It's up to the listeners now to defend poor MooseGibo asks what's on the menu of our favourite breakfast sports.Unfortunately mooses favourite drinking glass is smashed when Buster launchers a flying dildo.......you just have to listenWhat caught our eye this week does not disappoint. It's has everything from nudist colonies to animal trading. Buster finishes up the podcast with a hell of a s...2025-04-241h 42
Two FlogsEp.282 - Poor Budgie'"no animals were harmed in the recording of this episode" The Two Flogs have brought in Mr Taxman as a celebrity judge for this weeks call show. Buster brings up a great point that the humble chippy shop is a dying breed as they walk down memory road. The boys have an early call from knuckles. Buster and knucks waste no time before ripping the sh!t out of each other. "Get Yourself Checked' a charity kicked off by Mark And Knuckles will be raising awareness of Prostate Cancer and the importance of regular check...2025-04-201h 36
Two FlogsEp.277 - Bedroom CaddyIf your new to the Worlds Worst Sports Podcast you’ll be forgiving for thinking it’s an AFL podcast, grossSkip forward and the dribblers talk about golf and the NRL. Next week we return to the usual format of Kirby completely destroying names and fumbling his way through the world of sports Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.2025-04-081h 07
Two FlogsEp.270 - Daisy Duke is hotIts Monday everyone's favorite Two Flogs caller show. Buster rips in with a new segment “Facts you didn't think you needed to know”. Gibo spends the whole episode looking at images of Daisy Duke. The boys laugh their heads off at some cracking calls!Moose ends the episode getting fired after a double “Moose F@cked Up’ and Gus ...just does Gus things. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.2025-03-231h 35Two FlogsEp.266 - AlfredWelcome back, Cyclone Alfred was more piss then wind it turned out but still took its toll on the Flog family’s and our loyal flogs in the Sth East and Northern Rivers, it was approached very differently in the Gibson and Kirby house holds Ang has a “fall” and it’s somehow Kirbs fault, Mrs Gib gets a black eye and a busted arm the Gibsons all huddle around a phone to watch the footy, the Kirby’s get cabin fever and two of them end up skidding down the front lawn. Moose finds a productive way to use his el...2025-03-131h 18
Two FlogsEp.265 - Gibo vs BusterKirb and Gibbo have a DingDong over the dolphins game, The Boys talk plenty of rugba league, moose pops in with some F1 news. Steely is back to talk all things AFL and we review a game where there rules are simple, 1. No killing 2. The ball must remain in Long St Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.2025-03-111h 07Two FlogsEp.257 - Getting Gibbo’d with Jay Dunc and Buster Part 1We sit down with Jay and Dunc from Not For Radio podcast. Both the legends are ambassadors for different companies and causes. We delve into these and what makes the boys tick. We can’t remember laughing so much in an episode.Kirb even describes a man’s passing as “awesome”…. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.2025-02-2056 min
Now Thats Dramas PodcastEP#53- Incense and Spoof. Ft Andrew "Buster" KirbyIn this bonus episode the boys dive into an unfiltered conversation with Andrew "Buster" Kirby from the Two Flogs Podcast. Tune in for a wild ride filled with outrageous stories, from golf mishaps, to being humbled up from an innocent car insurance broker. Kirb talks boxing and his prep as an organiser and fighter in the Podcast Royal 2.0 and he also shares an exclusive never been told story on how he got the name "Buster". Get bonus content on Patreon Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.2025-02-131h 12Two FlogsEp.245 - Kirby Costanza “ Serenity Now”Lads are back! Our first Friday show for the year, you’ll need a lay down after it. Camping with Kirb, NZ with the Gibsons plus heaps more. Kirb buys a car Gibbo wasn’t aware of. We talk Podcast Royale and Kirb hanging on a rum. Kirb works out he is basically turning into Frank Costanza as he gets older and Gibbo bowls a few maiden overs in murwillumbah, Kirb does his bit for international relations with the U.S in Byron Bay as he went to bat for a legendary Brazilian Bloke. Fair to say he won’t be mak...2025-01-231h 49Two FlogsBURGERS WITH BUSTER - Buster Kirby Interviewed by Paul MamoneKirb is on the other side of the cook top on this episode, he is interviewed by his good mate and comedian Paul Mamone. they are the original odd couple and it is a very fun interview. Paul managed to not burn the cafe down and kept the laughs coming the whole interview. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.2025-01-1240 minTwo FlogsBURGERS WITH BUSTER - John PeacockBuster cooks a burger for comedian John Peacock, JP is a former Rugby Player and 2012 Australian Carpet Cleaner of the year so he is kinder a big deal. he is the hardest working comedian in Australia and chances are you have probably seen his work, you can check out all his work and dates on his Instagram jp_comedian. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.2025-01-0924 minTwo FlogsBURGERS WITH BUSTER - Kate PayneKirb really has to stretch here and cook a vegetarian burger for his mate Kate Payne a U.S comedian and Vegetarian and he absolutely nailed it. they talk about politics and have very different views in that world, but it produced a very funny episode and a delicious burger. Kate talks about coming out to her parents and her move to the other side of the world. hope you enjoy Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.2025-01-0548 min
Two FlogsEp.234 - Jizz JammiesThe last Monday Flog Fest for 2024! Kirb and Gibbo would like to thank each and everyone of you all for being such a big part of Flogs! Don’t forget to keep tuning in as we have 4 weeks of banging interviews and Burgers with Buster and a couple best of’s. Have a happy and safe Christmas love Kirb Gibbo Moose and Goose Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.2024-12-221h 33Two FlogsEp.213 - Cucumbers can get Fu**edGibbo becomes enraged and declares his hatred of cucumber early on! Buster buys moose a present that lights his antlers right up and leads to a full product review of an Aussie classic short bread treat. Kirb risks life and limb as he visits Bum HQ for yogurt. We discover just how easy it would be to get Buster into a white van and Gus gives knuckles the big FU and declares he is a flog first Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.2024-10-311h 38
Alpha Blokes PodcastEp. 316 - Buster KirbyWhilst on his Gladstone stint of his regional comedy tour, our good mate Andrew "Buster" Kirby popped in for a yarn. We discuss his standup, his aggressive Facebook statuses, Purple Patches and even a bit of True Crime before getting in to the decision he made to fight at the next Podcast Royale. We take bets on how long it would take for him to fail at a seven day silent retreat, get in to our woo woo work and follow on with his journey recently in becoming a full time yarner with his show, Two Flogs. We then...2024-09-152h 12
Deadass PodcastEp.117 - Buster Kirby & Zaden BryantOn this episode of the Deadass Podcast, we are joined by Buster Kirby from the Two Flogs Podcast and Zaden Bryant for a casual catch up following the previous night where Zaden, Kirbs and Brad Austin had a cracker comedy show. There is a hell of alot of laughs, sage and banter. We give Knuckles a buzz and the lads fill us in on what's been happening. This is one of the funniest episodes I have ever done. I appreciate the legends for taking the time to jump on. Cheers Previous Episodes with Zaden and Buster:2024-08-121h 33Two FlogsEP.149 - Yabba Dabba DooWith Buster away at a nudist retreat in the hills of Nimbin the boys have called in the ultimate bench warmer Beetle to the run on squad. Gibo trys his best to piece together his foggy memory of Magic Round and Beetle discuss how he's been in hibernation since going a little to hard at the Podcast Royal. With some cracking fessholes and flog calls, strap yourself in for a YABBA DABBA DOO of an episode! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.2024-05-231h 49
Two FlogsEp.132 -Sports Show "Holy Buster"This Weekly Sports addition of the Two Flogs is bought to you by Ladbrokes, each and every Wednesday the lads bring you sporting news from around the globe, from horse racing to cheese chasing, it’s somewhat informative but mostly a light hearted look at the world of sport, That gets you ready for the Big Friday Shows Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.2024-04-021h 33Two FlogsEp.102 - Mad Cow DiseaseThe lads are back and still licking their wounds from the 100th episode. Buster and Gibo break down the aftermath and try to work out how everyone got home last week. Fuck the taxman and beetle drop in and help produce a cracking episode. All hell breaks loose when Gibo and Moose host, The Two Flogs "Mega Sour Game Show." Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.2023-12-212h 18Two FlogsBURGERS WITH BUSTER - Ep 96 MandyMandy Nolan is a professional comedian from the northern rivers of nsw Australia and has taught 1000’s of people the finer arts of Stand Up. She gave Buster his first ever gig and in her own right is one of Australia’s funniest comics. Enjoy Buster and Mandy’s chat about mental health Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.2023-12-0332 minTwo FlogsEp 91 BURGERS WITH BUSTER - GregThis is a great episode with Army Veteran Greg Millar, Buster and Greg talk all things army and life after it, his struggle with addiction and PTSD and how he is over coming it, it’s done in Busters light hearted way and he also gets a great Burger Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.2023-11-1938 minTwo FlogsEp 86 BURGERS WITH BUSTER - EllenBuster sits down with Australian Comedian Ellen Briggs and talks mental health and about life, while he makes her a chicken burger that to his surprise wasn’t medium rare Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.2023-11-0535 minTwo FlogsEp 81 Burgers With Buster - Paul MamoneThe first of 7 episodes with Buster interviewing some amazing people from across the country about mental health and how individuals deal with things. While he cooks them a hamburger. This first episode he starts with his good mate Paul Mamone a comedian from Byron Bay. They are pretty light hearted but the mental health message very much shines through Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.2023-10-2228 min
Proper True YarnBuster Kirby : I Taught Billy Slater How To TackleTune in for the last instalment of Buster Kirby's Session with Knuckles! Hear some wild yarns about Buster's mate Uncle and then we get into the guest questions to learn some more about Buster!https://linktr.ee/propertrueyarn Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.2023-10-1436 minTwo FlogsEp.72 - Damaged DildoGibbos injury’s have been escalated and the 18th and 19th men have been activated, all hell broke loose. With out the boss their to keep kirb on track this episode got wild, Cyril and Beetle bring some huge energy and yarns to the table. Cyril comes out as a Tesla Driver which almost causes kirb to fire him on the spot. Beetle drank 16 super crisps in 3 hours and moose just throws his hands in the air like he just don’t care and let it flow! Cyril’s neighbour seen his junk and is now extra friendly, Kirb drinks 3L of A...2023-09-211h 48
Two FlogsEP71 Footy Flogs "Gibo's got Sesamoiditis"Gibbos had a training injury and is laid up, beetles come storming in off the bench, he meets his sole mat in Clutzy as we discuss the union, we break down the second last week of the AFL and NRL. Steely pops by and Cyril sneaks on at the end. BT is on the house and is filthy Gus had called in sick Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.2023-09-201h 12Two FlogsEp.70 Grab a GrannyThe lads are back, Gibbo is here in body but not in spirit, cairns has definitely done a number on him. He breaks down his 4 day bender including a risky fruit bat fail and how his encounter with a saucy flight attendant, Kirbs declares his love of the Granny’s, and his secret weapon of getting the lady’s, he declares talc powder is alive and well in the community much to the disapproval of the boys. And old spice is a thing ! Moose is excited about the new Rodecaster and was nervous about the threats of running a blue ligh...2023-09-141h 52
Two FlogsFooty Flogs "Talking birds with DQ "DQ is back after a long stint on the bench, the lads hit him with a quick fire 5. They talk all things NRL and AFL for the finals. Clutz drops in for his weekly Union World Cup update, Gibbo is busted after a 4 day bender and the boys encourage him to lift. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.2023-09-131h 17Two FlogsEp68.Will from 2020 Smokehouse BBQ Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.2023-09-101h 07Two FlogsEp.67 - Fingered RoyallyWell it finally happened! Kirb fell on our table and destroyed our machine and we didn’t record this week.nah we did but we had a major technical slip and we couldn’t retrieve our Ep36. Good news is we had an Ep up our sleeves from you legends and we have a Flog Line episode with some bangers. we have lashed out and bought a top of the line set up and we will be back to normal next week! Having said that this episode is an absolute ripper and you won’t be dis...2023-09-0759 min
Two FlogsEp66.Footy Flogs "Out of your F@King Mouth''Cyril is back for this week’s episode of the footy flogs, it’s finals time so we bought back the big gun. Stella previews the the first round of the AFL finals and on the Rugby Front we have bought in an expert to get us through the World Cup,The one and only Cluttzy From “ The Bloody Brilliant Beers” podcast we have him on loan for a month. Cost us a fortune so make sure you subscribe and download Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.2023-09-061h 11Two FlogsEp 65 Your Tail is wagging AndrewKirb and Gibbo come together at a function and kirb gets way to excited and Mrs flog is sending him telepathic messages to calm down! It didn’t work! Gibbo gives thanks to plumbers after realising they are the back bone of the nation. Moose falls in love at the local pool at swimming lessons. The flog calls produce some absolute belters! Some of the best we have had. Shout out to all our listeners! Thank you so much for being a massive part of our show Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.2023-08-311h 46
Two FlogsEp64.Footy Flogs Let's Get PickledThe lads have a little fun on this one. The footy seasons are coming to an end and the mad Mondays are kicking off, we want to hear from you! We also interview Matt who survived a motorcycle accident and he talks about over coming his injuries and his new love for the sport of pickle ball. We road test escooter racing and also the darts. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.2023-08-301h 21Two FlogsEp63.Knuckles From CTCSpecial EP Kirb sits down with Knuckles from CTC and @propertrueyarn podcast for a chat about life and how Knucles got to where he is. It’s an interesting yarn. Available tomorrow where ever you get your podcasts. Thank you to @alphablokespodcast for letting us use their studio and @quinntamphysics the number 1 switch bitch ( until the fight) for sitting in for Gibbo and keeping it rolling, not an easy task keeping these 2 lunatics on track, Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.2023-08-2747 minTwo FlogsEp.62 - Who Farted?In this week’s episode kirb answers the “Mayo” question about yarns. And how to tell a good one, Geoff the Plumber now knows. Someone farts in the studio and doesn’t even realise until gibbo all but passes out, ( deviated septum for the win). The Bucket hats are revealed to the world. Kirb slips off a public toilet and done himself a mischief and moose explains why he is the king of flogs, the boys machine plays up threatening to derail the whole show. Plus the flog line produces some absolute gold including a Teabag gone drastically wrong Hosted o...2023-08-241h 48
Two FlogsEo61.Footy Flogs "TBC"This ep jas that much we didn’t know what to call it, the boys talk about Tommy Weaver making his NRL debut, kirb pounding gluten free donuts emotionally watching from the stands, gibbo basically puts his own team to the sword, then him and moose decide the cowboys have had enough for the year by heavily backing them this week. Steely explains how the AFL draft works and reviews and previews the rounds Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.2023-08-231h 06Two FlogsEp.60 - Beatles BlowjobF$ck the taxman is in the studio with the boys and it’s a ripper. Baby Moose has been up to her old tricks and attacks while moose has his back turned, Mrs Gibbo makes an appearance and ruins some poor Ubers night. Kirb breaks down his weekend that was to long for an old man of his age, Olympic Gold Medalist Nathan Eglington sets the record straight on Kirbs Hockey season by giving the lads a performance review update on the big fella. And Beats’y drops a yarn about his Morton gettin bit off. Plus Flog calls and...2023-08-171h 43
Two FlogsEp59.Footy Flogs "Murbah Boy NRL Debut"Slow start for the boys been a big week by the sounds of it, but they warm to the task at hand and knock out another cracker of a sports show, Tom Weavers making his NRL debut for the Titans which kirbs family is stoked about as he can get a hair cut now. Steely is back with his AFL review and they lads touch on the beer Olympics at the end of the show. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.2023-08-1659 minTwo FlogsEp.58Moose "Kills Bill"Moose declares an Aussie cricketing legend is dead which he isn’t, Gibbo and Kirb announced their investment into the racing pigeon industry. Kirb pops out a few yarns he was told from an old legend at the pub about tricks on workers. Gibbo drops some tips and also explains again how his kids manger to ruin his mornings. Flog calls go off as usual ! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.2023-08-102h 05
Two FlogsEp57.Footy Flogs "The Flogs join the Racing Game"The Footy Flogs are back, and Mrs Flog joins them. 3 minutes in kirb realises that means he doesn’t need to drive so he proceeds to get blind, hence the longer footy show then normal, the lads announce their entry into the racing game with the purchase of some thoroughbreds. Steely rings in for the AFL wrap up and Mrs Flog does a wrap up of the netball World Cup and the NRLW Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.2023-08-091h 37Two FlogsEp.56.Burning ring of fireThe lads recap their massive weekend, kirb remembers basically nothing from Saturday 3pm. Moose relives being the flogs Uber. Gibbo tells the yarn of kirbs finally spending money much to kirbs surprise. Gus Moose and Gibbo try the worlds hottest jerky live on the show which is hilarious. Then at the end kirb goes through his skincare routine and is on the hunt for some beard products. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.2023-08-031h 52
Two FlogsEp55.Footy Flogs Who's Buster Derailed This Week? Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.2023-08-021h 09
Two FlogsEp.54 - Kirbs Fighting DemonsThe Lads are on fire this week. Gibbo and moose both explain their relaxed approach to the fight night, while kirb explains how he broke his leg through the week on a near fatal stair machine incident. QLDS hottest ginger contest is announced and kirb can’t attend and is filthy, baby moose dose a runner on the team while they are not paying attention. Gibbo explains that his kids rule the house and his bathrooms. Kirb takes a call mid recording that backfires on him. Get around it and enjoy. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for mo...2023-07-271h 50
Two FlogsEp53.Footy Flogs "Pommy Tears"This Episode is dedicated to Eric Dixon. A mate of the pod who was taken to soon. The lads dissect the latest NRL round, and the NRLW opening round. The poms cop a bit of a flogging from the lads over their dummy spit. It’s a funny old episode that has a good touch of all sports, netball World Cup, some bloke getting paid way too much money to play soccer. It has it all. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.2023-07-261h 10Two FlogsEp.52 - Alpha Blokes on the Couch with BusterKirb sits down with Cam and Tommy from the Alpha Blokes and they talk all things in their lives . From meeting each other becoming mates and doing their apprenticeships together, to now hosting one of Australias biggest Podcasts. It’s a good insight into the boys and of cause a laugh along the way. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.2023-07-231h 04
Two FlogsEp.51 - Bert does a number on GibboKirb is battling his way through a post 40th hangover, explains how he found himself in the cemetery, Gibbo gets tangled up in a shout with the legendary Loaf drinker bert and comes off second best. Moose spends 15 minutes lookIng for moose with a bloke who didn’t know he was talking to moose. What Caught my Eye goes off and your Flogs come up with some absolute gems! Kirb has a meeting with a very confused hippy in Byron and talks to the coolest council receptionist ever. Gibbo promises Kirb about being allowed to mount a jockey in the mo...2023-07-201h 48
Two FlogsEp50.Footy Flogs Buster's on the MilkWell it’s happened Buster has put the kiss of death on the Raiders. And you raiders fans only have yourselves to blame after peppering him about not backing them, the lads discuss the world darts match play as well as all the NRL and AFL rounds. Steely slurs his way through his call and buster declares his desire to win a big multi. Gibbo puts holds it together despite kirb doing his best to wind him up over the titans Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.2023-07-191h 02
Two FlogsEp.49 - Kirb 0 Curried Snags 1Someone call Fred Hollows, Kirb gets blind on this episode and Beetle has to drive him home. The Editor was kept busy this week. Unfortunately you don’t hear the best bits. Gibbo is coming off the back of huge Sunday session on the VB’s and has been busted all week. Kirb Visits Pacific Fair on the Gold Coast and has a panic attack and loses his car. Moose pumps out a positive flog, Kirb destroys the family cane farm after too many curried sausages and is down another pair of jocks. Flogline produces some Gold as does the Flog...2023-07-131h 41
Two FlogsEp48.Footy Flogs State of Origin 3Cyril and beetle are back for origin 3 special, kirbs popularity with rabbits supporters is on the up and he explains why he isn’t a fan, Steely’s young bloke let’s gibbo have it and Cyril and beetle have subtle jabs across the table. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.2023-07-111h 20Two FlogsEP.47 Deep Thoating HotdogsThe lads delve Into the Hotdog eating world championships from the States. Kirb go completely troppo over the Ashes blow up. Gibbo exposes a couple tight mates and their sneaky tactics to steal beer. Moose surprises everyone by not nominating a child as flog of the week and the flog line produces some gold with it first ever international call. This episode covered so many different topics it has turned out to be one of the best yet. The lads also find out Bear spray isn’t used to coat the family in , however to be used to repel bears if...2023-07-061h 46
Two FlogsEp46Footy Flogs The Blow Out!The boys talk about the massive blow outs in the NRL and steely is back with his AFL wrap up. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.2023-07-0553 minTwo FlogsEP.45 Left Right GoodnightGibbo is called out by Cam! The big match is on, knuckles has gone into full turbo mode and organised the fight of the century. The lads unveil their newest sponsor for the flog yarn segment and it produces some gold calls! Kirb looses it over the iconic Aussie lollie the fantail being discontinued, gibbo enjoys a sneaky sausage on the plan and baby moose strikes yet again! Moose sneaks out for a leak and brings a special guest in much to Lads surprise, and stick around for the end the boys have a special mentalhealth...2023-06-291h 54
Two FlogsEp44.The Footy Flogs the better Kirby's back!Mrs Flog is in the house to talk all things womens origin. And once again proves how much more she knows about footy than Kirb. The flogs do the run down on last weeks games and Kirbs curse on the rabbits continues. Steely dropped by with his weekly west coast bashing and wrap and review of the AFL rounds. Then they close the show with super Netball semis action, Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.2023-06-281h 10Two FlogsEP.43 Gibbos gets fingeredGibbo thought he’d got away with a bender last weekend but old detective kirb was on the case, how did gibbo get grazed knees and elbow and a sore leg? Kirb digs himself a massive hole with his missus that might see him winding up on a milk carton! Alpha switch bitch Quinn rings in and announces the fight of the century! Moose is called out! Beetle is in the house and the boys had to edit out a hilarious yarn that wasn’t allowed to see the light of day! And baby moose is at it again!2023-06-221h 52
Two FlogsEp42.Footy Flogs State of Origin 2The lads are back with another origin preview, beetle and DQ are in the knuckle. They break down all thing Game 2 coming up. They also do their usual wrap of last weeks round and this weeks upcoming round, steely is in for his AFL wrap up. Beetle feeds it to Pat Cummings over his questionable captaincy skills, and kirb fumes about the barmy armies low grade songs this series Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.2023-06-201h 06Two FlogsEP.41 - Fart in a JarEp24 Kirb has come up with a sure for method of earning the boys some etc coin. As he burps and farts his way through another episode, He breaks down his weekend with the Alpha lads and his need to avoid eating beans while on the road. Gibbo rips through another bottle of red and vents his frustrations of the modern day boof head sports social media experts. Moose is let down by baby moose this week who fails to deliver any consistency in her routine of destroying his house but does explain how he was rewarded after finally having...2023-06-151h 42
Two FlogsEp40.Footy Flogs in a mood..... Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.2023-06-1450 minTwo FlogsEP.39 - Kirb Caught with his pants downBuckle up the boys were up on this episode! Gibbo drives 20 minutes in the wrong direction on autopilot and is late, moose is explains his bakery before the gym theory. Kirb gets caught in his back yard in the nude by the new gas bottle guy and the Flogs deliver some belters on the flog line! 2 winners it’s unprecedented! And the boys have a few chats re the mental health space, Enjoy FlogNation Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.2023-06-081h 58
Two FlogsEp38.FootyFlogs Take 2On this episode the boys started with a bang and had massive energy kirb admitted his love for QLD then they realised that Moose had not hit recored! So they started again and Kirb wouldn’t say it a second time, so take out word for it! Gibbo was a gracious winner but almost breaks down about his beloved Titans, Stealy is back talking AFL and is pumped after a 3 week layoff on the bench. He also calls for Freddy’s sacking. He is filthy on the Origin loss so much so this was the first ever footy ep we had...2023-06-0742 minTwo FlogsEP.37- Medium Rare Emusteaming of the back fence after announcing their Ladbrokes sponsorship the boys don’t miss on this episode, They have a guest in the studio 500 reserve grade game Ultimate Rezzies cult hero Beetle Barnes, who basically sits in the corner and drinks 20 beers and forgets to talk into the mic. He and kirb explain their fishing trip into croc infested waters in NQ, and a few other adventures. Gibbo explains why he sits to pee at night while moose explains why he doesn’t and his missus blows up about wet feet. Baby moose strikes again and gibbo blows up find...2023-06-011h 31
Two FlogsEp36.Footy Flogs State of OriginThis week the lads have bought in origin experts Beetle and Cyril, the lads give their “unbiased “opinions on tonight’s game. Beetle knocks through 1000 tooheys new and progressively gets more aggressive as Cyril winds him up, all in all they agree nsw will dominate the series 😂 (yes kirbs wrote this) Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.2023-05-301h 04Two FlogsEP.35 - That's Cats Piss?20 episodes! Who would have thought. Gibbo pumps a bottle of Red and Kirb hits the Tins! They discover 11 things that don’t belong in the human body and an alarming chicken palmy that sparks some good debate. Gibbo decided it’s safer to just let his kid keep her phone while Kirb reveals the family secrets on their home brew. Uncle Reg turns up and destroys Kirb revealing his actually true name and his theory on his hatred for QLD. Moose nominates a flog of the week that back fires on him and the boys absolutely pepper him with some grea...2023-05-251h 50
Two FlogsEp34.Footy Flogs "Clickety click 66" Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.2023-05-2448 minTwo FlogsEP.33 Nans off her titsOnce again the lads are back, Gibbo is running on 3 cylinders and the boys try to lift him up, Nanas off her tits on the flog line early, Kirb covers the moose knuckle with Bundy rum and Ginger Beer, Gibbo triggers kirb with the woke world early on. A dog is caught drink driving in the U.S, Kirb is left on the side of the road for 3 hours by his old man and explains the importance of removing frozen chooks from the car straight away. Moose once again exposes his missus and will be sleeping on the lounge...2023-05-181h 49
Two FlogsEp32.Footy Flogs with The Big Man!The boys are stoked to have the big marn on for a chat, he talks all about how he went from a 17 year old Brisbane teenager and playing in the top grade against some of the greats to heading south and eventually winning the 1984 premiership with the bulldogs, he explains that showering with a small wee wee is Daunting in the big leagues and how backing himself paid off, it’s a great listen and should definitely motivate any young player out there to have a go Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.2023-05-171h 25Two FlogsEP.31-Just Touch It!“Just touch it we are friends” Brace yourself this thing gets a bit wild! The lads unpack their magic round with the MadMonday Crew, the Flog Line producers some Gold, Kirb gets his Doot checked live on air much of the disgust of Gibbo but strangely to Moose’s delight. Gibbo goes through his Pre show routine, Kirb rips out a massive yarn about a Golf Hole tragedy he also explains he doesn’t care what you to with your wang’a as long as it’s not in him and missus moose crawls in to steal a beer from the studio f...2023-05-111h 46
Two FlogsEp30.Footy Flogs Bring Back The Bears!The lads are up and about after magic round, Kirb pleads with the NRL to let the Bears back in to the comp so he can go back to his spiritual home. Gibbo declares his undying love for Jayden Campbell and Moose well moose is in the back ground saying something about AFL Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.2023-05-1052 minTwo FlogsEp.29-Foreskin CannonEp17 is here and it’s a ripper. The boys are up and about with some quality yarns, kirb flares up about the cardigan wearing electric bike riding community while gibbo talks us through about a video a listener sent in about booze and bow and arrows, moose breaks a blokes pool cue and does a runner and kirb exposes the latest Australian sported product from the darts world. Gibbo Closes the show with some tips for the weekend Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.2023-05-041h 44
Two FlogsEp28.Footy Flogs Magic RoundThis week the boys discuss magic round and all the ups downs from last weeks rounds, gibbo and Cyril reveal they circle jerked each other over the titans winning while kirb let’s fly over the dragons terrible run in 2023! Moose try’s to say something about Melbourne Storm but we fade him out, enjoy! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.2023-05-0358 minTwo FlogsEP.27- Banana Patch FlogKirbs Melbourne trip wrap up, kicked out of his motel, rides a scooter at break neck speed, kisses a homeless lady and gets tangled up in a silent protest, The lads talk hall passes and if they are legit. Gibbo tells a ripper yarn about Traveler's Fat and a strange way of getting rid of it, Kirb confesses his weird spot he was caught belting it. Gibbo reveals that his missus would rather do crosswords than sleep with him, and we find out Mrs Moose is looking to leave him for Chris Hemsworth. The Fox puts together a great opening...2023-04-271h 32
Two FlogsEp26.Footy Flogs with Cyril's Early CrowCyril is back with another yarn about the infamous “Micky Juice”. The boys have some fun on this episode, well when we say “boys “ we mean moose and kirb revelling in the fact the 2 Titans fans on the panel were absolutely down and out, who looses for 26-0? Even Stealeys young bloke chimes in and gives it to the lads. We have the regular wrap up and look at next weeks rounds and stealy calls in for his AFL wrap up. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.2023-04-2657 minTwo FlogsEp.25 - That Escalated FastThis week’s episode the boys have a guest host comedian Paul Mamone, Gibbo puts himself on the bench as the Weezer hits the Moose Knuckle. We find out u need to read the fine print on tinder details surrounding sex and pronounce. “ feel before they kneel” . Moose starts talking Thailand trips then stops himself and Kirb has to explain how he almost burned his house down. This episode was going along great till kirbs prank on his guest host backfired and ended in a mid show walk out. Gibbos turns up to save the day. See how the boys recove...2023-04-201h 28
Two FlogsEp24.Footy Flogs with Mrs FlogGibbo is on the bench this week and the boys have a special guest to fill in. And she done a Stirling job. Chomps makes his long awaited podcast debut and talks all things country footy. We have our regular rundown of the NRL rounds and Steely is on for as usual with his AFL wrap up. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.2023-04-191h 08Two FlogsEP.23 - Danger WankEaster has done a number on Kirb as he battles through a 4 day hangover. After 14 weeks Gibbo finds out there is a Labrador in the moose knuckle. Gibbo tells a yarn about his mate having the strength of a 14 year girl. The mystery of a missing wheelbarrow is solved by a triggered Ralphy. Moose is clearly never welcome in Casino and his mate Fitzy dodged an absolute bullet.The Flogline produces some absolute zingers and the boys announce that finally they have some merch on the way. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.2023-04-131h 34
Two FlogsEp22.The Footy Flogs with Darren's bent shaftThe Footy Flogs are back. DQ is in studio with a full wrap up of last weeks round and a look at this week. Kirb completely blows up about his dragons and declares the raiders will lap them next week. Gibbo enjoys his rare titans victory. Darren’s bent shaft get explored some more. The boys are bringing a bit of humour to the footy episode. Buckle up Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.2023-04-121h 07Two FlogsEP.21-Doodles and DeepHeatBuckle up this is a Belter, extra long for an extra long weekend. This weeks episode Big Kirb is blind and needed a lift to and from the moose knuckle. He pumps out some quality chat about his old man and a local plumbing legend that kept the boys editor busy. Gibbo talks about his old man the Mike Tyson of the cycling world and Kirb risks it all by nominating his special flog of the week. Moose destroys another toilet with a ripper yarn. The boys brush on the importance of getting your prostate checked and kirb declares a...2023-04-061h 42
Two FlogsEp20 The Footy Flogs Cyril's Silent DiscoCyril’s back! And comes off the back fence with a few yarns about his old man “The Juice”. The show starts with some funny banter between the boys, Kirb is on the sauce and as usual adds bugger all to the footy episode but is the looks of the operation. Gibbo produces a $91 multi for this weekend. Kirb again chimes in that the dragons will win the comp. There is some Golf talk with the masters just around the corner and the Howlong correspondent explain why stealy is a flog and they kiss and make up, Go the Spiders! Ho...2023-04-0551 minTwo FlogsEP.19-Mooses Hot Tub OrgyIt’s Friday and the lads are back with a pearler of an episode! It has it all really! The yarn topic is “ things we’ve been caught doing“ , Gibbos mate poo’d in a fridge,Kirb gets caught in a compromising situation on the highway with an old flame , and well yeah moose had an all male experience in a hot tub in a forest! The flog line goes off and you maniacs hit us with some funny yarns of your stolen drunken nights! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.2023-03-301h 28
Two FlogsEp18.The Footy Flogs with ex Bronco Chris WalkerDQ is back this week and NRL and QLD legend Chris Walker joins the lads for a chat about his career and life after footy. They also give their run down on the NRL and talk about last week. Steely is on with his AFL previews and also address’s his secret love for Howlong NSW. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.2023-03-291h 18Two FlogsEP.17-Kirbs Pulls off a PugThe boys made a deal to go for an hour and still went for almost 2, however it’s a ripper episode with loads of stories and laughs. Kirb accidentally gave his dog a happy ending while gibbo relives his festival days and his addiction to Glow Sticks and Hotpants. Kirb turns on the Lollipop workers Gibbo rips into the AFL and Moose chimes in and attacks the soft world of kids sport. As usual we have the flog line calls with an accidental live answer which Moose is still dealing with a day later. Kirb also looks into the mystery of...2023-03-231h 50
Two FlogsEp16 The Footy Flogs ''A dinner for two with a shitty view''Cyril is Back! He drops a few flogs of the week on us and then we get into the NRL breakdown of round 4 and a review of round 5. Kirb address’s his addiction to the dragons and recognises it’s unhealthy. Gibbo somehow gets through an episode with out telling how good a player he was. Steely is back with his AFL wrap up and hit’s the lads with another Mad Monday ripper. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.2023-03-221h 12Two FlogsEP.15-Gibbo's Busted AggotOn this episode Kirb rips into the Audi driving community, he also bares witness to a road rage attack that back fires badly on a young fella, Gibbos mum turns up on the flog line and feeds it to them both. Gibbo tells the yarn about the time his wheels were that swollen he couldn’t fit them in a schooner glass. Kirb shares a yarn about his first grade cricket debut that didn’t go so well for anyone involved, moose reveals his bleached doot much to Gibbos dismay. Plus flogs of the week and flog line calls. Howl...2023-03-161h 25
Two FlogsEp14 The Footy Flogs with ex Queenslander Carl WebbThis week the boys talk to Carl Webb the legendary QLD forward, he talks about his battle with Motor Neurone Disease and his career, They then break down last weeks round and review round 3. AFL comes into the mix with it’s season about to kick off, and the boys drop their Multis Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.2023-03-151h 21Two FlogsEP.13-Kirbs Battles MenopauseIn this weeks episode Kirb finds out he has menopause, Gibbo goes for a soak in Brunswick and relives being belted by a secured guard for sleeping at the bar. Kirb reveals a massive secret into the whereabouts of the stolen stroganoff. The flog line produces some rippers and a chilli dick makes an appearance. This weeks topic is “ kicked out of pubs” and both Kirb and Gibbo drop a couple classics. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.2023-03-091h 05
Two FlogsEp12 Footy Flogs with Cowboys Hooker Reece RobsonToday the boys are joined by Young Gun Cowboys Hooker Reece Robson, Full rundown of the NRL round 1 and a look at round 2. DQ is a Broncos Fan again and they talk about the miracle at Lang Park with the Dolphins dining on a Juicy Rooster. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.2023-03-0856 minTwo FlogsEP.11-Dick in a Thick ShakeMoose rips out a pearler about having to drop his Morton into a Macca’s ThickShake to take the burning sensation away ( 1 star Uber as a result). The show is pretty much a blur after that it was a ripping yarn! Kirb turns on QLD transport and comes face to face with his arch nemesis in bunnings. Gibbos missus’s hold him by the ankles while the fruit bat attacks an old lady, plus a few great flog line calls Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.2023-03-021h 43
Two FlogsEp10 The Footy Flogs with ex Shark Luke CovellThis week we are joined by Ex Sharks winger and NRL golden boot winner Luke Covell. He talks about his career and his transition into being the father of a champion skate boarder. Cyril Sidestep makes his Flogs debut and has confirmed he is comfortable in his wife’s underwear. Kirb clearly has no idea what a multi is and moose’s neighbour believes we are all just having an orgy a couple times a week Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.2023-03-0159 minTwo FlogsEP.9-Kirbs Head HerpesKirbs discovers he has head herpes. Gibbo looses 5 teeth and blames it on the boogie. Moose is filthy the lads are pounding tins while he slogs through 2023 sober. Kirb turns on the “ woke” movement while gibbo sits back and takes swipes at poor old Dave. The flog line has some awesome calls. One of the funniest episodes the lads have produced Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.2023-02-231h 40
Two FlogsEp8 The Footy Flogs with Manly NRL Coach Anthony Seibold Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.2023-02-2242 minTwo FlogsEP.7-The Hidden SteamerYou guys asked for a longer episode and we certainly delivered this week. We have a lot of fun in this episode DQ sticks around and we get stuck into a few Mad Monday yarns. The Flog Line producers some absolute rippers. Kirb comes out as a Mafs fan and the boys pump him. The Aussie Cricket selectors cop an absolute pizziling and Gibbo is attacked over thinking Manual Labour is a tennis player. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.2023-02-162h 02
Two FlogsEp6 The Footy Flogs with Titans NRL Coach Justin HolbrookThe first episode of the Footy Flogs, DQ is in studio and we interview Titans Coach Justin Holbrook, he talks about his playing days and give us an insight into coaching in the NRL. Gibbo declares his dislike for the modern day 2nd Rower and Kirb finds out his beloved dragons are no chance this season Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.2023-02-1549 minTwo FlogsEP.5-Kirbs Swinging SwordKirb accidentally gets his old fella spotted at the gym, then gets told a funny yarn about a tinder date that went wrong. Gibbos Mrs fired back on the flog line about his log dump under the back steps, Mrs Moose power spews all through the Moose Mobile after pounding rums. Then Kirb looses his shit about Taxes and The RBA increase. This week in sport we interviewed Olympic Gold Medalist Nathan Eglington and he thanks kirb for his rise to glory Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.2023-02-091h 40Two FlogsEP.4-The POO PicassoThis week Gibbo gets stitched up on his own segment and also gets caught in a compromising situation with a packet of condoms and a hit chook, meanwhile Kirb gets thrown out of a government building and is almost killed in a cockfight, Moose hits the lads out of left field with a flog of the week ripper! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.2023-02-021h 32Two FlogsEP.3-Don't Pat The Moose Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.2023-01-261h 13
Two FlogsEP.2-Gibo's Colon Cleanse Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.2023-01-191h 12
Two FlogsEP.1-Kicking Pomeranian's Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.2023-01-121h 03
Alpha Blokes PodcastEp.88 The Aussie Comedy Scene feat. Andrew ‘Buster’ KirbyThis was a fun episode as we sat down for a good chat, a laugh and a drink with aspiring Aussie Comedian and former Plumber Andrew ‘Buster’ Kirby. This chat had a bit of everything, the usual banter, some great chat about mental health and some good insight as to what it takes to become a comedian in our country, enjoy! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.2022-11-242h 16