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Scream Girls100: Coke Floats - SignsThis is a milestone in more ways than one! The gals swing away at the long-referenced Ur-Horror Movie as Kaitlin tackles a new life adventure in the Scream Girls' HUNDREDTH episode. 2020-07-101h 27Scream Girls99: This is the Shit - Tales from the HoodGet ready for some bite-sized (but super socially relevant) frights, cuz this week Callie and Kaitlin are all about Rusty Cundieff's haunting and hilarious 1995 horror anthology!2020-07-021h 15Scream Girls98: Don't Be Bloodthirsty - The Lost BoysCallie and Kaitlin are starting off the summer right — by staying indoors and away from the sun like two sexy half-vamps! Tune in to hear the Scream Girls breakdown The Lost Boys. We’re talking homoerotic tension, smoldering Sutherland, and the hubris of teens. This one’s for you, Joel Schumacher… RIP. 2020-06-261h 27Scream Girls97: Not Sinister - InsidiousThis week’s episode is no snooze! The Scream Girls are astral projecting to The Further and back thanks to James Wan’s "Insidious." Come tip-toe through the spooky, demonic tulips with weeeeee…2020-06-191h 11Scream Girls96: A Truly Grape Film - An American Werewolf in LondonAwooooo! Callie and Kaitlin heard the call of the wild and answered with a recap of this bafflingly mediocre movie... or is it a brilliant cult classic??? Somebody please let them know!2020-06-121h 11Scream GirlsBlack lives matter.A short check-in about what we're thinking and, more importantly, what we're doing. Visit the link in our Instagram bio for some ways to take action against racism.2020-06-0507 minScream Girls95: Why So Serious? - Rosemary's BabyGenius, icon and all around horror hero, Jordan Peele said “‘Rosemary’s Baby’ is a film about gender; it’s about men making decisions about women’s bodies behind their backs.” And you know the Scream Girls have A LOT to say about it. Unpacking this indisputable horror classic isn’t an easy job, but Callie and Kaitlin are going there… after a quick visit to Vidal Sassoon, that is! And a quick note: in case you forgot, the views and opinions expressed in this podcast are solely those of the hosts. This podcast is intended to entertain!!2020-05-291h 23Scream Girls94: New Phone, Who Disco? - Prom Night (1980)This week’s episode goes out to all the high schoolers whose proms were canceled due to this living dick pic of a situation. Our hearts go out to you! And we hope this dance-filled, disco-themed, pseudo slasher film brings you some laughs. All hail Jamie Lee Curtis!2020-05-221h 10Scream Girls93: High School's a Witch - The CraftHow to the Scream Girls enter this circle? With perfect love and perfectly disguised quarantine roots. Slip into your favorite spaghetti-strap-dress-with-a-t-shirt-underneath and mix yourself a drink that's as stiff as a board, cuz the gals are about to tackle the one wicked '90s classic. Oh, Manon, we're in for good time!2020-05-151h 20Scream Girls92: Sourdough Dread - The OthersAfter 8 weeks at home, the Scream Girls are as pale as two children with a rare photosynthesis disease and ready to get their spook on! In honor of Mother's Day, we're breaking down "The Others," featuring a very bossy, kinda Aussie mama played by earth angel Nicole Kidman. Say it with us: "This podcast is ours, this podcast is ours, this podcast is ours."2020-05-081h 11Scream GirlsAn Update from the GirlsHide your priests and lock up your daddies... the Scream Girls are BACK with a special mini episode. Find out what we've been doing -- and eating -- while #StayingHome, and hear what spooky plans we have in store for the coming weeks.2020-05-0415 minScream Girls91: Shakin' Bacon - TremorsWhen you're freaked out about global pandemics and uncertain of the future, the only thing to do is Graboid life by the Bacon and be thankful for the kind of friends who would battle a new species of carnivorous sand worm with you. We love you, boos... stay safe, stay positive, and WASH YOUR HANDS. And also listen to this very fun episode on Tremors.2020-03-131h 05Scream Girls90: Who Let Nic Cage in Here? - Mom and DadThe Scream Girls are back in action with a super-stylized dark comedy that's sure to slow the tick-tick-ticking of your biological clock! 2020-03-0658 minScream Girls89: I Love the '90s - The TurningEven a walkman from the '90s wouldn’t skip this episode! Callie and Kaitlin travel to a dank estate in England… or is it Canada… in this contemporary take on The Turn of the Screw. It’s all good old-fashioned spookitude until the last few, what-just-happened minutes! 2020-02-071h 18Scream Girls88: This Screw is Turnt - The Innocents (1961)This episode is LIT(...erary). Callie and Kaitlin take on a masterful 1961 adaptation of Henry James's "The Turn of the Screw." Is it a good old fashioned ghost story, or a sinister tale of sexual dysfunction run amok? The world may never know... but there's nothing ambiguous about the gals' love for this movie!2020-01-311h 16Scream Girls87: Morehees - Friday the 13th, Part 2The Scream Girls are journeying back to Camp Crystal Lake, and unlike the typical final girls, they're definitely not going alone! Callie and Kaitlin welcome their fellow Broadway lover and the host of "Baring it All with Call Me Adam," Adam Rothenberg. The shrieks have never been louder, the teens have never been hornier and the sexy underwear has never been browner... let's do this, campers! 2020-01-241h 04Scream Girls86: Cillian the Game - 28 Days LaterDoes it feel like it’s been 28 days since our last ep? Does that fill you with rage? Well take a chill pill and wash it down with some product placement Pepsi! The Scream Girls are back and saying “HELLLOOO” to Danny Boyle’s seriously gritty, surprisingly hopeful horror film. This one’s for you, Frank!2020-01-171h 06Scream Girls85: Brazen Hussey - Black Christmas (1974)HAPPY HOLIDAYS, BOOS! We're celebrating the season with a festive cult slasher, starring a cast of spooky '70s angels. So check your attic for homicidal maniacs, gather round the tree, and have yourselves a scary little Christmas.2019-12-251h 11Scream Girls84: Joy to the End of the World - Anna and the ApocalypseIt’s a Christmas miracle!!! Callie and Kaitlin are joined by special guest expert, BroadwayBox writer Josh Ferri, as they combine two of their greatest loves — post-apocalyptic horror movies and MUSICALS. 2019-12-201h 21Scream Girls83: Snow Thank You - Jack FrostFrosty the snowman was a nasty, toxic prick, with a smoker's cough and the urge to kill and a carrot for a... well, you know the rest! This week, Callie and Kaitlin are joined by "Comparing Notes" co-host Rose Glaeser to unpack a seasonal flick that's as funny as it is frosty. Thumpety thump thump, thumpety thump thump, look at the Scream Girls go!2019-12-131h 13Scream Girls82: Bee My Victim - CandymanCallie and Kaitlin are totally hooked on this creepy, complicated urban fairy tale -- based on a story by everyone's favorite horny hellraiser, Clive Barker! Listen and find out what all the buzz is about.2019-12-061h 11Scream Girls81: Down, Boy! - Black Mirror's "Metalhead"Callie and Kaitlin close out November with a post-apocalyptic minisode! This terrifying ep of "Black Mirror" explores what might happen if Lassie had an adorable baby with Wall-E and then that baby grew up to be a trained assassin with anti-social personality disorder. Much like dubious SG icon Tilda Swinton, We Need to Talk About this Homicidal Robot Dog... and we do!2019-11-2244 minScream Girls80: Mustn't Love Dogs - Ginger SnapsWoof woof! Callie and Kaitlin are finally tackling their MOST requested movie, the Canadian cult classic "Ginger Snaps," aka "Werewolf Puberty." It's a fanged, fabulous dark comedy-turned-tragedy in the homicidal-teen-girl tradition of "Heathers," "Jennifer's Body," and "The Craft." In other words, it doesn't bite. 2019-11-151h 07Scream Girls79: You're Simply the Fest - The Brooklyn Horror Film FestivalIt's a Very Special Spooky Episode because Callie and Kaitlin got press passes to the fabulous Brooklyn Horror Film Festival! Join them for spoiler-free previews of all the up and coming indie horror flicks they got to see!2019-11-0851 minScream Girls78: Leather? I Hardly Know Her - The Texas Chainsaw MassacreHappy Halloween, boos!!! On this most sacred of spooky days, Callie and Kaitlin take on a total game-changer -- and one of the nastiest movies they ever chain-saw. This Halloween, remember to scream like no one's listening, dance with power tools like no one's watching, and live each day as if cannibalistic hillbillies might have you for dinner.2019-11-011h 01Scream Girls77: Hot and Fathered - The ExorcistCallie and Kaitlin have a devil of a time unpacking the world's first horror blockbuster! If you're prone to impure fantasies involving angst-ridden raven-haired priests, better say ten Hail Marys and get right with the Lord before pressing play on this unholy installment of the Scream Girls' Halloween month of classic horror.2019-10-251h 03Scream Girls76: That Quid Pro, Tho - The Silence of the LambsGood evening, Clarice!!!! This week Callie and Kaitlin are revisiting a modern crime horror classic. Is it pulpy salacious trash? Is it a breathtaking work of cinematic genius? Much like the cannibalistic super villain at its heart, this flick contains multitudes! So grab some fava beans and a nice chianti, and take a big ol' bite out of THE SILENCE OF THE LAMBS. 2019-10-181h 17Scream Girls75: Bates and Switch - PsychoThe Scream Girls' month of classic horror continues with the MOTHR of all slashers! What would the gals give to see this movie without knowing all of its stabby, skeletal secrets? At least $40,000!2019-10-111h 18Scream Girls74: The Pittsburgh Shuffle - Night of the Living DeadIt's the blessed month of our Lord and Savior Michael Myers! And the Scream Girls are celebrating with all classics all the time. First up: George A. Romero's trailblazing and WAY too relevant zombie masterpiece, 'Night of the Living Dead." They're coming to get you, Barbara... and the gals are coming to podcast about it.2019-10-0453 minScream Girls73: 99 Red Balloons - It, Part 2The Losers Club is all glowed up and the gals are, predictably, thirsty af. Quit clownin' around and buckle up for "It, Part 2."2019-09-271h 06Scream Girls72: Shut Your Hellmouth - Buffy the Vampire Slayer's "Hush"This minisode slays! The gals joyfully revisit an Emmy-nominated episode of the great TV love of Kaitlin’s life, “Buffy the Vampire Slayer.” 2019-09-2041 minScream Girls71: And We'll All Float On Okay - It, Part 1 (2017)Hiya, Georgie! Wanna hear Callie and Kaitlin talk killer clowns, would-be child orgies and superfluous white boys? Then get your mind into the gutter and listen to this episode!2019-09-131h 17Scream Girls70: Hello, Dolly! - The X-Files' "Chinga"The Scream Girls want to believe... that you will enjoy this minisode! Callie and Kaitlin are cracking open a classic "X-File," penned by none other than Mr. Stephen "Don't Shilly Shally" King. 2019-09-0639 minScream Girls69: STELLAAAAAA - Scary Stories to Tell in the DarkIt's '90s reboot culture at its spookiest (yes, we know these books were written in the 80s, ya nerds)! This week, Callie and Kaitlin are grappling with big questions. Can a CGI monster ever be as terrifying as their line-drawn childhood nightmares? What is the role of Richard Nixon in post-modern cultural meaning-making? And what the heck will Kaitlin's parents name their new puppy???2019-08-3058 minScream Girls68: Man, I Feel Like a Woman - "The Gas Station"Get pumped, John Carpenter fans! In this week’s mini episode, Callie and Kaitlin examine a chapter from the horror master’s anthology, “Body Bags.” Ever wonder what it’s like to fear for your life when approached by a strange man (aka what it’s like to be a woman all the freakin’ time)? Then tune in and get ready to be ticked off. 2019-08-2325 minScream Girls67: Save a Train, Ride a Daddy - Train to BusanCallie and Kaitlin ride the thirst train all the way to Zombie Town with this super-fun South Korean action thriller! Who knew social responsibility could be so sexy?2019-08-161h 17Scream Girls66: Nosfera-too Scary - Are You Afraid of the Dark's "The Tale of the Midnight Madness"Submitted for the approval of the Midnight Society... a brand new minisode! The gals unpack the most traumatic television event of Kaitlin's young life. Are they afraid of the dark? You bet your sweet bald vampire they are.2019-08-0941 minScream Girls65: Gators Gonna Gate - CrawlThis week, Callie and Kaitlin submerge themselves into the feel-good movie of the summer! CRAWL is the story of a beautiful, tenacious survivor named Sugar who must endure a Category 5 Hurricane and evade a whole bunch of bloodthirsty gators. She'll run, she'll dive, she'll doggy paddle! And her owners do things, too.2019-08-0258 minScream Girls64: Get Your Shat Together - The Twilight Zone's "Nightmare at 20,000 Feet"It's a Shatnerific summer minisode! Callie and Kaitlin enter a dimension of sight, sound, and demonic Zoobilee Zoo creatures as they unpack this classic original "Twilight Zone" episode. 2019-07-2628 minScream Girls63: Ari You Ok? - MidsommarCallie and Kaitlin encounter the pinnacle of softboi trash in this hot new prestige flick from horror's crown prince of what-the-fuckery, Ari Aster. But it's not all eyerolls and rage headaches! They laugh, they scream, they unapologetically lust after Swedish cult members... it's quite a trip.2019-07-191h 24Scream Girls62: Good Chums - JawsAfter this week’s episode, you’ll never go in the water again! The Scream Girls are taking a bite out of the original summer blockbuster — JAWS. This Spielberg classic comes complete with a salty sea captain, a sexy shark nerd, and a sea-FEARing Daddy… we’re gonna need a bigger podcast! 2019-07-121h 04Scream Girls61: Skinless Dipping - The Raft (MINISODE)Callie and Kaitlin celebrate the 4th of July with their first ever minisode! It's time to take the plunge into the stuff of Scream Girls legend... that (apparently) indelible Stephen King short, "The Raft." May you all swim free from the scourge of carnivorous garbage bags this summer, and may God bless America.2019-07-0522 minScream Girls60: A Million Ways to Die in 2000 - Final DestinationCallie and Kaitlin achieve peak early 2000s nostalgia with this existential teen thriller (or is it a slasher? can it be a slasher if the killer is an omnipotent incorporeal force?). Be sure to listen to this episode in a dry, empty room with all sharp objects firmly stowed away. And a suit of armor wouldn't hurt.2019-06-281h 09Scream Girls59: All the Rage - The PerfectionRarely does a movie bug the Scream Girls as much as this new-to-Netflix pick. Featuring not-so-twisty twists, ham-fisted dialogue, and (spoiler alert) missing fists, The Perfection is far from perfect. 2019-06-211h 00Scream Girls58: Let's Get Grand High - The WitchesYou may remove your wigs! You may remove your shoes! Get comfortable and enjoy this journey into a childhood fave. This episode is best enjoyed with a cucumber sandwich and a lovely bar of chocolate. 2019-06-141h 16Scream Girls57: Dial D for Durning - When a Stranger Calls (1979)The call is coming from inside the podcast!!! Callie and Kaitlin go retro with this 70s spin on one of the world's creepiest urban legends. Is it a teen slasher? A gritty cop drama? A harrowing tale of one man's battle with mental illness? Yes! So grab yourself a Dove bar, put your phone on Do Not Disturb, and buckle up for a one-of-a-kind ride.2019-06-071h 06Scream Girls56: It's the Hard Knock Afterlife - The Orphanage¡Hola, cariños! Callie and Kaitlin practice screaming in Spanish as they unpack this deliciously dreadful horror fantasy about the world's most terrifying game of hide-and-seek.2019-05-311h 05Scream Girls56: The Toni Awards - The Sixth SenseCome on, baby, let's do the TWIST! Callie and Kaitlin discuss the film that put M. Night Shyamalan on the map (no, not "Signs"). It's "The Sixth Sense," featuring tiny Haley Joel Osment, tear-jerking Toni Collette, terrifying Donnie Wahlberg, barfing Mischa Barton and more! It takes a village (no, not "The Village") to make a great horror movie, people.2019-05-241h 10Scream Girls54: Twisted Sister - HellraiserCallie and Kaitlin are back in action with a very special guest! Horror-Aficionado-slash-Scream-Sibling Kris Mackenzie joins the gals to celebrate this one-of-a-kind romp through the BDSM dungeons of hell. Is it a rip-roaring 80s-tastic cinema experience?? You bet! Is it slightly uncomfortable subject matter to unpack while sitting next to your younger sister? Maybe! But we are all adults here!!!! So strap in (or on) and give yourself over to Mother Pinhead and this balls-nailed-to-the-wall cult classic.2019-05-171h 09Scream Girls**REBROADCAST** 6: Looking for a Boo - The Haunting (1963)The Scream Girls have to take one more unexpected week off as Callie exorcises the germs from her flu-ravaged body. They promise to be back on Thursday 5/16 with a brand new episode! In the meantime, consider revisiting this SG classic featuring an old timey fuckboi, some next-level 1960s dread, and the femslash fanfiction Kaitlin still wants to write. Thanks for your patience, boos, and remember to take your echinacea!2019-05-101h 04Scream Girls53: Pig Tales - The Amityville HorrorCallie and Kaitlin discuss a dubious classic of the Satanic Panic era. It's a mixed bag of late '70s spookitude, with casual racism, lite spousal abuse, and gratuitous priests aplenty -- but also some genuinely excellent scares and a Very Good Dog named Harry. Lock your babysitter in a closet, slap on some fly repellant, and come get your ghost on!2019-04-261h 01Scream Girls52: Deja Boo - Pet Sematary (2019)Here we go again! Callie and Kaitlin tackle their first remake: the 2019 take on Stephen King’s modern fable about grief, gore, and why it’s important to set boundaries with your lonely neighbors! Is this a chilling new spin on a classic, or a tiresome case of death warmed over? Listen and find out!2019-04-191h 10Scream Girls51: Scissor Sisters - UsOnce upon a time there were two girls, and they had two shadows. The girls got to watch an incredible movie called US, while the shadow girls were doomed to watch Suspiria on repeat… That’s right, Boos! We’re talking about the year’s most-anticipated horror flick, Jordan Peele’s US. Tune in to hear what all the fUSs is about! 2019-04-121h 06Scream Girls50: Gaga for Ghostface - ScreamCallie and Kaitlin celebrate this landmark episode with a seminal '90s scarefest. They laugh, they shriek, and they do what they do best... roasting dead-eyed fuckbois who won't take "no" for an answer.2019-04-051h 12Scream Girls49: AntholoSHE - XXIt's four scary movies for the price of one! Callie and Kaitlin celebrate the grand tradition of the horror anthology with this excellent collection of lady-led spooky shorts. 2019-03-291h 05Scream Girls48: Sigour-need a Sequel - CopycatWhat happens when Sigourney Weaver and Holly Hunter team up to take down a copycat serial killer? You get a thrilling horror flick (or horror-filled thriller) that made baby Callie into a Murderino and adult Kaitlin squeamish. 2019-03-221h 09Scream Girls47: Alien on Ice - The ThingCallie and Kaitlin bundle up for an expedition into John Carpenter's 1982 sci fi masterpiece. Dog lovers, beware. Gore connoisseurs and beard enthusiasts, rejoice!2019-03-151h 01Scream Girls46: An Interview with Stephen Susco (!!!)This is not a drill! Callie and Kaitlin sit down with actual horror filmmaker/extremely nice human Stephen Susco ("Unfriended: Dark Web," "The Grudge" series, "Texas Chainsaw Massacre 3D") to discuss what constitutes a horror movie, how diverse new voices are expanding the genre every day, and why you should throw your Alexa out the window! 2019-03-071h 02Scream Girls45: Pre-Dinner Buzz - The InvitationCallie and Kaitlin get all fired up over this slow burn thriller from the director of "Jennifer's Body." PLUS, a bonus mini-review of the new Netflix horror(ish) comedy, "Velvet Buzzsaw."2019-03-0159 minScream Girls44: Evil Reincarnate - The ProdigyAre reincarnated serial killers the new Satan spawn?? To find out, join Callie and Kaitlin as they weigh in on Hollywood's latest creepy kid confection, THE PRODIGY -- also known under its more accurate title, THE ADULT MAN.2019-02-221h 03Scream Girls43: Shafted - My Bloody Valentine (1981)Happy Valentine's, eh? Callie and Kaitlin celebrate the season with this Canadian cult classic. Whether you're spending V-Day with your bae, your pals, or your friendly neighborhood pickaxe murderer, rest assured that the Scream Girls love you with all of their squishy, dripping hearts.2019-02-151h 04Scream Girls42: Are You My Mother? - Goodnight MommyDouble your terror, double your AHHH! Callie and Kaitlin watched a pair of sweet (or scary??) twins in the Austrian fright fest, Goodnight Mommy. Should you listen to this ep if you love a psychological thriller with a touch of torture porn? Ja. Should you listen to this ep if you hate spoilers? Nein! 2019-02-081h 04Scream Girls41: She's All Splat - CarrieThis week, Callie and Kaitlin get drunk on terror… and alcohol! Join them as they get their spook on with a game-changing horror classic. They may not know the difference between telepathy and telekinesis, but they sure know a great movie when they see one!2019-02-011h 06Scream Girls40: Nobody Puts Mikey in a Corner - The Blair Witch ProjectWelcome to SCREAM GIRLS, now with 50% more Kaitlins! Blair Witch fanatic Caitlyn Fuoco joins Cal Pal and K-Mack as they rediscover this found footage classic. Get ready for a bundle of fun facts, a ton of belly laughs, and a frank discussion of what it takes to be a powerful woman in a world full of floundering man babies.2019-01-251h 02Scream Girls39: Dirty John Gallagher Jr. - HushYou asked for it, boos! Callie and Kaitlin dive into their most-requested flick with all the gusto of an involuntarily celibate serial killer in a crossbow store. Join them as they discuss #DeafTalent (for), sliding glass doors (against), and whether evil John Gallagher Jr. is sexy-creepy or just regular creepy (the jury is out!!!).2019-01-1859 minScream Girls38: The REALLY Blind Side - Bird BoxBoys. Girls. Do you hear that? That’s the sound of Callie and Kaitlin breaking down the latest post-apocalyptic horror sensation. Our beloved Sandy Bullock stars alongside a curmudgeonly John Malkovich, the Beyond Delightful B.D. Wong, and the epitome of sexiness, Trevante Rhodes (this man is so hawt, he’s welcome inside our Bird Boxes anytime). 2019-01-111h 06Scream Girls37: Happy Entrails - Dead SnowSnuggle up, snow bunnies! Callie and Kaitlin are kicking off the new year with this gut-wrenching Norwegian gore fest. Are we putting up with Nazis in 2019? Snow way!2019-01-041h 04Scream Girls36: Scary Christmas - KrampusIn their last cast of 2018, Callie and Kaitlin search for the true spirit of Christmas within a genre-bending black comedy, starring Adam Scott and a pre-Hereditary Toni Collette! So snuggle up next to the fire, bite into an evil anthropomorphic gingerbread man, and get yourself an earful of some holly jolly horror commentary. Happy holidays to all, and may god spook us, every one.2018-12-211h 05Scream Girls35: Got Milk? - AlienCallie and Kaitlin enlist special guest and superfan Kyle Fox to help them answer one of cinema's most controversial questions: is Alien a horror movie? Come for Sigourney, stay for the hobbit-bots -- and make sure you read the title card!!2018-12-141h 13Scream Girls34: A Very Particular Set of Skills - You're NextThis week, Callie and Kaitlin are back from Thanksgiving break and filled to the brim with festive family anecdotes. Listen as they break down You’re Next, a fun, fast-paced film featuring the final girl these feminist horror fans have been waiting for. She’s smart, she’s strong, and she knows her way around a blender!2018-12-071h 05Scream Girls33: Fifty Shades of Gross - Suspiria (2018)Sweet mother of sighs. This week, Callie and Kaitlin subjected themselves to the new Suspiria, starring Tilda Swinton as a mesmerizing modern dance teacher, an elderly psychiatrist, and a tiny arm with a naked woman attached. 2 and 1/2 hours of witches, rituals, and human sacrifice… what’s not to love, right? Wrong. So, so wrong. 2018-11-301h 10Scream Girls32: Not Insidious - Sinister Is it illegal to watch footage of a murder without reporting it to the police? How much Nighttime Theraflu is too much Nighttime Theraflu? Does Vincent D'Onofrio even have legs? These questions and more go unanswered in this week’s episode of Scream Girls. Listen as Kaitlin Mackenzie Esquire and Callie Sickerson Goff take on their first fan recommendation, Sinister. Warning: once you see a movie about Ethan Hawke watching movies, nothing can save you. 2018-11-161h 07Scream Girls31: Tough Titties - Jennifer's BodyIn Jennifer’s Body, Megan Fox has some serious BDE… Big Demon Energy! When evil forces take over the unfathomably hot high schooler, she starts ripping men (correction: boner boys) to shreds — and we had a ball watching her do it! What can we say? This movie doesn't suck-ubus! 2018-11-091h 05Scream Girls30: Not Your Grandma's Grandma - Halloween (2018) Forget the jack-o-lanterns, forego the trick-or-treating, and put Hocus Pocus on permanent pause. The only way to truly celebrate Halloween 2018 is by bowing down to the badass boss that is JAMIE LEE CURRRRTTTIIIS. Michael may have come home… but JLC redecorated the mother-flipping house! 2018-11-021h 15Scream Girls26: Oh, Men... - The Omen Damien is the anti-Christ, Gregory Peck is the anti-Atticus Finch, and we are anti-adopting-a-baby-without-telling-your-goddamn-wife. To celebrate the month of their Lord and savior, Michael Myers, Callie and Kaitlin are watching classic horror throwbacks starting with The Omen. It’s all for you, Damien! 2018-10-051h 10Scream Girls25: Sister Act 3 - The Nun What happens when a sexy priest teams up with a psychic novitiate to investigate a spooky abbey? All hell breaks loose, of course! This week Callie and Kaitlin talk about the best Catholic choreography since Whoopi got Back in the Habit. Holy shit, it’s The Nun! 2018-09-281h 06Scream Girls24: Gone Ghoul - The ConjuringWant to play the clap game? This week, Callie and Kaitlin take on the Gone Girl of horror movies, tackling everything from the mother love trope to religious horny-ness (their least favorite kind). Why is it called The Conjuring? Who👏the👏fuck👏knows?2018-09-211h 03Scream Girls23: *Retching Noises* - RawCallie and Kaitlin may have bitten off more than they can chew with this stomach-churning French flick about the world's weirdest vet school. It's a recipe for fun! Just don't eat while you listen. ** Special Scheduling Note: We're taking next week off due to an unforeseen recording conflict! But flip that subscribe switch, cuz we'll be back in your ear-holes Thursday 9/20.2018-09-071h 08Scream Girls22: Whatever Do You Meme? - Slender ManCreepy pasta. Rotten Tomatoes. This week's episode will make you hungry (for a better movie). But don't worry, Callie and Kaitlin choked down this steaming hot pile of Slender Trash so you don't have to.2018-08-3154 minScream Girls21: Dream Girls - A Nightmare On Elm Street Pound that espresso and pop those NoDoz! This week, Callie and Kaitlin come face to mangled face with a classic horror villain. Get ready, Freddies! It’s A Nightmare on Elm Street (emphasis on the ‘A’). 2018-08-241h 02Scream Girls20: Your Girl is Lovely, Hobble - MiseryCallie and Kaitlin bask in the hair-raising, Oscar-winning glory that is Kathy Bates' performance in this Stephen King classic. (They're not saying Annie Wilkes is a secret feminist icon... but they're not NOT saying that.)2018-08-171h 06Scream Girls19: Look Who's Haunting - Paranormal Activity 2It's a paranormal double feature! Callie and Kaitlin take one more ride on the old wee-ha board with this shoddily ret-conned supernatural sequel. Buckle up, folks, cuz what it lacks in toxic masculinity it makes up for in subtle racism!2018-08-1052 minScream Girls18: Of Demons & Douchebags - Paranormal ActivityKaitlin has a mouse, Callie has vacation anxiety, and they both have a deep abiding hatred for horror's shittiest non-homicidal boyfriend! 2018-08-0358 minScream Girls17: Weeee-ha! - Ouija: Origin of EvilCallie and Kaitlin defy the laws of time and space to talk about the prequel to a movie only one of them has seen.2018-07-271h 04Scream Girls16: Ditch Hitch - The BirdsCallie and Kaitlin take the Master of Suspense to task for being a bird-hurling sexual predator. But they also have fun talking about vintage BDE, pigeons who lack spatial awareness, and Tippi Hedren's shiny, shiny hair.2018-07-201h 01Scream Girls15: Born This Way - The BabadookPride month may be over, but horror's dapperest demon is still fierce as hell. Join Callie and Kaitlin as they unpack this modern classic about the scary side of motherhood.2018-07-131h 02Scream Girls14: A Sick F*ck - HereditarySlushies. Sniffles. Pigeon corpse mutilation. Callie and Kaitlin cover it all as they process the ant-covered psychological assault that is 2018's most buzzed-about prestige horror flick.2018-07-061h 01Scream Girls13: Hook 2 - I Know What You Did Last SummerCallie and Kaitlin prepare for the dog days of summer by revisiting a hot, hot 90s classic. 2018-06-291h 07Scream Girls12: Soiled Again - Pet SemataryCallie and Kaitlin dig up a Stephen King staple on this very special Father's Day episode. 2018-06-221h 06Scream Girls11: Scary. Period. - VerónicaCallie and Kaitlin discover that terror is a universal language as they dig into the Spanish spook-fest some people are calling "the scariest movie on Netflix."2018-06-151h 02
Scream Girls10: Skeletons in Your Swimming Pool - PoltergeistCallie revisits some childhood trauma while Kaitlin experiences a horror classic for the first time. THIS PODCAST IS CLEAN.2018-06-081h 06
Scream Girls9: Woman Cave - The DescentCallie and Kaitlin spelunk straight into a dank, dark doozy of a movie. Which, as they'll discover, is a much better life choice than spelunking into an actual cave.2018-06-011h 04
Scream Girls8: Sex Ghosted - It FollowsCallie and Kaitlin join forces with special guest Tom Saporito, star of Found Footage 3D, for this important PSA about the dangers of heteronormative sex.2018-05-251h 07
Scream Girls7: Cool Mask, Bro - Happy Death DayCallie and Kaitlin watch a sorority girl attempt to solve her own murder. Callie and Kaitlin watch a sorority girl attempt to solve her own murder. Callie and Kaitlin watch a sorority girl attempt to solve her own murder. (Whoa. Deja vu.)2018-05-181h 04
Scream Girls6: Looking for a Boo - The Haunting (1963)Callie and Kaitlin discover that just because a scary movie was made in black and white doesn't mean it can't be RED HOT. Listen as they swoon over a mustachioed ghost hunter, draft a quick lesbian fanfic, and bask in the raw ectoplasmic power of a repressed female libido!2018-05-111h 02
Scream Girls5: It's Quiet Uptown (And Everywhere Else) - A Quiet PlaceCallie and Kaitlin demonstrate why they'd be among the first eviscerated in the event of a Silence Apocalypse. But whatever, who wants to live in a world where you can't audibly swoon over J-Kraz's sexy dad beard????2018-05-041h 02
Scream Girls4: Prey for a Better Title - The Strangers: Prey at NightThey ain't strangers anymore! Callie and Kaitlin spend another terrifying ninety mins with their old pals Sack-Man, Squeaky, and Betty Boop. PLUS, the surprise return of Hot Luke Wilson.2018-04-271h 01
Scream Girls3: I Scream, You Scream - The StrangersKaitlin faces down her worst fear, and Callie ventures into the director's cut. (Sorry for the tinny audio up top. Feel free to skip ahead ten minutes, or just pretend you're watching this scary-ass movie and POWER THROUGH.)2018-04-241h 04
Scream Girls2: Into the Swedish Woods - The RitualCallie and Kaitlin explore the scary side of their ancestral homeland, and also ogle some directionally challenged British dudes.2018-04-2457 min
Scream Girls1: Well, Well, Well - The RingKaitlin and Callie reconnect with their morbid teen selves in the inaugural episode of SCREAM GIRLS! Hold on to your peplums, people, there be horse corpses ahead.2018-04-2459 min