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Ruff CutsEpisode 162 - Be Your Own Hollywood! (A Dog For Christmas/Christmas Staycation)Would you like to business film business to maximize your earning potential? We can hook you up with a distributor and Richard Karn so you can repackage your bad family dog movie into a worse "adult-themed" Christmas "comedy". Time to business.
2023-12-061h 00
Ruff CutsEpisode 161 - Merry Pissmas to All! (Golden Winter)It's that most wonderful time of the year! When Ilyon forgets to look at the production company for the second week in a row and we're forced to watch an Asylum film about dogs pissin'
Happy holidays to all who celebrate!
2023-11-301h 05
Ruff CutsEpisode 160 - BuzzFeed Films Presents Puppy LoveBoyks detoxes Ilyon from League of Legends Worlds through negative reinforcement with a monstrous nightmare of a Buzzfeed studios film based on their Purina Puppy Chow ad campaign
2023-11-221h 02
Ruff CutsEpisode 159 - They Didn’t Even Pin The Bear!Guest special Scooby expert TheJewker returns for the WWE Scooby special movie. Will The Bonebender bend bones? How awesome *is* The Miz? Will anyone see John Cena? Find out!
2023-11-161h 15
Ruff CutsEpisode 158 - Once Upon A Time In The West - Cinderella(???)The fairy tale classic comes back, now with 50% more spitting, cowpokes, anthropomorphic animals, hips, racism, unfortunate dentistry, and smoooooooooooooothness.
2023-11-081h 01
Ruff CutsEpisode 157 - Halloween Spooktacular 2023It's time for spooky night and we have an extra scary surprise movie for everyone - including Ilyon.
2023-10-311h 08
Ruff CutsEpisode 156 - The Bisexual Agenda (Van Helsing)We convene our panel of experts, with special guest Devious Vacuum to discuss bicon 2004 film, Van Helsing. Is he a good boy? Why is his hair so luscious? Find out!
2023-10-251h 26
Ruff CutsEpsiode 155 - The Werewolf Break (The Beast Must Die!)Are you ready for the werewolf break? Guess which of our podcasters is a werewolf in the Werewolf Break! (Please keep your pencils ready and take notes. This is a test)
2023-10-191h 05
Ruff CutsEpisode 154 - Spay and Neuter Your Wolfmen (The Monster Squad)The spookiest season is upon us! Canadian Thanksgiving! We welcome in the whole family; The Black Lagoon creature, Dracula, Frankenstein's Monster, and the good boy Wolfman.
2023-10-081h 01
Ruff CutsEpisode 153 - See Spot Run (Away From The Movie)Enjoy episode 153 - See Spot Run, with a talented cast of actors like Steve Schirripa (The Sopranos), Paul Sorvino (Goodfellas), Michael Clarke Duncan (Green Mile) and... David Arquette (Hamlet 2) we're sure to get a good one... Right? R-right?
2023-09-2855 min
Ruff CutsEpisode 152 - Against The Wild 2: Survive The SerengetiBoyks and Ilyon find and explore another film from writer/director/editor Richard Boddington (Dogfather (2010)). It's Against The Wild 2 - The only Canadian film of 2016 to get an American theatrical release.
2023-09-2050 min
Ruff CutsEpisode 151 - Strays (2023)"Jesus Christ, it's like a fucking dog movie in here" - Will Forte, Strays-man
2023-09-131h 03
Ruff CutsEpisode 150 - El Santo and Blue Demon vs Dracula and WolfmanSpecial guest TheJewker joins us for a special 150 celebration episode where we dive into the deep world of renowned luchador El Santo and his intense tag team cage match rivalry with every Universal classic monster. Discover all that you need about Satan, suplexes, and the evil Dr. Eric and his quest for Dracula's gold.
2023-08-301h 16
Ruff CutsEpisode 149 - Trooper and the Legend of the Golden KeyDogs, cops, and millennials on cell phones. It's a family dog film!
2023-08-1755 min
Ruff CutsEpisode 148 - Neverending Story 3Jack Black gets NASTY in the land of infinite Jar-Jar Binks'. Strap in, find a toilet and mail yourself home - it's Neverending Story... 3.
Falkor is a dog, btw
2023-08-091h 00
Ruff CutsEpisode 147 - Space BuddiesIn space, no one can hear you scream (with joy, because you just found five puppies)
2023-08-021h 02
Ruff CutsEpisode 146 - High Noon at Mega Mountain
The worstest of boys, Ernest, and special guest Kobuddy stop by to check in on a bunch of pre-pubescent ninjas and their Big Dawg friends.
2023-07-201h 08
Ruff CutsEpisode 145 - The Company of WolvesSpecial guest Evil Urchin joins us for OM NOM NOM, THIS WHOLE WOLF TASTES GREAT
2023-07-131h 12
Ruff CutsEpisode 144 - Josh Kirby... Time Warrior: The Human PetsA vivid 90s childhood romp through time and space with dinosaur knights, mutant spiders, crop top troll babies, and a character twist we did not see coming.
2023-06-281h 07Ruff CutsEpisode 143 - AV Club Dog Crime Division (The Daring Dobermans)Dog AV Club finds a gang of Doberman crime bosses and an 8 year old mastermind.
2023-06-221h 07
Ruff CutsEpisode 142 - Viva Rock Vegas! (Flintstones 2)Comic colorist Nick Filardi (World's Second Finest Podcast) joins us for his very first* Ruff Cuts episode! We get introduced to the Great Gazoo, a character the movie doesn't want you to forget; but your brain will!
2023-06-141h 00
Ruff CutsEpisode 141 - MVP 2: Most Vertical PrimateHoly Toledo! That's a monkey! It's an ape! Watch out, it's got a skateboard! It's hitting that half-pipe! Find cover!
2023-06-0753 minRuff CutsEpisode 140 - Ginger Snaps 3: The Beginning: Ginger Snaps Back: The SnappeningWe watched Ginger Snaps 3: Ginger Snaps Back: The Beginning. This is the actual title.
Follow the adventures of Johnny Six Knives, Two Guns, Two Axes, and a Bow as he tries to convince two women not to become murder puppies.
2023-05-2652 min
Ruff CutsEpisode 139 - Fast & FurriestIt's about family, and bad green screen, and stock dog footage... And clip art "effects"
2023-05-1046 min
Ruff CutsEpisode 138 - Nic and Tristan Go Mega Degamega dega. Mega Dega. Mega. Dega. Mega! Dega! MEGA DEGA!
2023-05-031h 06
Ruff CutsEpisode 137 - Chuck E. Cheese in the Galaxy 5000Boyks woke me at 9AM to watch a direct to video Chuck E Cheese movie like it was Christmas morning and I'll never forgive him
2023-04-1954 min
Ruff CutsEpisode 136 - 100% Certified Fetish-Free (First Dog)Bryan Michael Stoller (Santa Stole Our Dog, The Amazing Wizard of Paws) returns for his triumphant first dog movie, First Dog. We review Tiny Lister's explosive load, Paula Nelson's marijuana child-napping road trip, and a presidential assassin... Plus one good pup!
2023-04-1359 min
Ruff CutsEpisode 135 - Heavy PettingHelping to launch the career of Kevin Sussman, international star of stage and The Big Bang Theory, it's 2007's RomCom hit, Heavy Petting!
2023-03-2257 min
Ruff CutsEpisode 134 - Ice-T and Crumpets (Tank Girl)Dog-aroo ultimate soldier hybrid dates Harley Quinn. Ice-T refuses crumpets. Soft jazz music plays over slam poetry. It's Tank Girl.
2023-03-081h 17
Ruff CutsEpisode 133 - Kevin Smith and Chevy Chase’s Pro Farter 2006 (Doogal)Doogal, the American cut. That's right, subs over dubs. Who can understand that weird UK language anyway?
2023-03-011h 10
Ruff CutsEpisode 132 - Matthew Broderick Intelligence Exclusion Zone
Professional comic booker Nick Filardi joins us once again for a look at one of the most venerated international franchises on the hubris and irresponsibility of man towards nature; which we decided to start with Roland Emmerich's take. That's right, it's Godzilla '98! As Diddy would say, Come with Me, on an adventure into the Matthew Broderick Intelligence Exclusion Zone where we can ask the hard questions like "Should we just blow up Manhattan with a nuke or is a mere carpet bombing ok?" "Does Matthew Broderick ever bone Godzilla?" "How corrupt and stupid are Siskel and Ebert in...2023-02-151h 31
Ruff CutsEpisode 131 - A Zipline Which Kills (Doggone Hollywood)Special guest MissShadowLovely joins us for the final Wynorski, Doggone Hollywood. What's up with Paul Logan? Is Principal Dirty Harry going to break more gender barriers? Find out!
2023-02-111h 11
Ruff CutsEpisode 130 - *racks shotgun* Moon’s Bad (Bad Moon)It's a dog werewolf movie. No, not a dog that's a werewolf, a dog that's like a man, but not a werewolf, just a dog. But with like... Man traits and emotions. If they were a dog.
2023-02-011h 06
Ruff CutsEpisode 129 - Chihuahua TooWe'll ghost dog your ears with a little Chihuahua Too!
2023-01-2559 min
Ruff CutsEpisode 128 - A Dog’s BreakfastJoin the cast of the Stargate Atlantis for an action-packed fortnight of film; with murder, midnight gardening, swampy dog walks, and lying actors.
2023-01-181h 09
Ruff CutsEpisode 127 - Four Kids and Nintendo SwitchThis week we learn all about Bing searching for Sammy Inflation, the durability of the Nintendo Switch, and how smooth Jameson whiskey is; even 5 year olds love it!
2023-01-111h 23
Ruff CutsEpisode 126 - Footie Dog (Soccer Dog: European Cup)It's time for mafia kids, killer vengeful dog catchers... Oh wait, sequel. Scotland. Haggis. Kilts. Haggis. Braveheart. Haggis. Braveheart.
Oh no.
2023-01-0449 min
Ruff CutsEpisode 125 - Snow Wipe and the 7 Transitions (Santa’s Summer House)Action stars, croquet, trees in go-go boots, and the Peekaboo Mysterio with Omni-Directional Laser Turret.
Ahh... Christmas
2022-12-141h 06
Ruff CutsEpisode 124 - The Pitts (12 Dogs of Christmas)
You know what town we hate? Pittsburgh.
Fuck Pittsburgh
2022-12-071h 01
Ruff CutsEpisode 123 - Santa Off The Top Rope! (Saving Christmas 2017)BY GOD THAT'S ED ASNER'S THEME!
2022-11-301h 01
Ruff CutsEpisode 122 - Share The Wiener Love (Wiener Dog Nationals)
It's the official Wienerschnitzel movie! Share the Wiener Love!
2022-11-161h 00
Ruff CutsEpisode 121 - Psychic Game Gear (Surf Ninjas)
Special guest Ryyudo joins us for a look at the ghost of consoles past in Sega-sponsored Surf Ninjas!
2022-11-091h 11
Ruff CutsEpisode 120 - Breedable Frogmen in Your AreaHappy Halloween! We celebrate by enjoying a little doobie - Scooby-Doobie! Hahaha... I got nothing.
2022-10-311h 02
Ruff CutsEpisode 119 - Nun Pizza, Left Werewolf (Howling 4)
We live in fear, werewolves are here, we're out of beer, lend us your ear - it's Episode 119!
2022-10-201h 17
Ruff CutsEpisode 118 - Ernest Scared StupidBoyks takes Ilyon on a journey into the land of advertising-gimmick-turned-movie-icon Jim Varney as Ernest P. Worrell with our first Halloween movie of 2022; Ernest Scared Stupid
2022-10-131h 09
Ruff CutsEpisode 117 - Spectral Tiger Disorder (Wolf Guy - Enraged Lycanthrope)Sonny Chiba returns with one of the wildest 70s exploitation films we've seen. Join Ilyon, Boyks, and special guest Slowbeef on an educational romp as we learn about how sex, astral projection tigers, curses, Yakuza, Mobs (not the Yakuza), werewolves, and the military all go together.
CW: sexual violence
2022-10-0557 min
Ruff CutsEpisode 116 - Sad Madison (The Animal)Two animals were harmed in the making of this podcast - the hosts.
2022-09-2956 min
Ruff CutsEpisode 115 - The Queen’s CorgiWelcome to the Royal Family, remember to say hello to recognizable dog-murderer Prince Phillip.
2022-09-1452 min
Ruff CutsEpisode 114 - Pudsey The Dog: The Movie: The PodcastBritain's Got Talent's favourite dog-tainer is here to dance your SOCKS off. Beware pig eggs while sockless
2022-09-081h 06
Ruff CutsEpisode 113 - A Very Special Treat for Good Boys (New York Ninja)This week the two best boys get a treat. Ilyon and Boyks sit down and enjoy New York Ninja - a 2021 made 1984 cult classic.
2022-09-011h 12
Ruff CutsEpisode 112 - North Korean Gambling Debt (Cerberus 2005)Life tip - Don't bet the ponies vs Kim Jong-un.
2022-08-171h 08
Ruff CutsEpisode 111 - Is the gnome...horny? (Upworld)Yes.
Sadly, miserably... Yes.
2022-08-101h 08
Ruff CutsEpisode 110 - That Blade Sticky IckyIt's Blade 3nity, featuring Ryan Reynolds, Wesley Snipes, and Triple H lookalike, Triple H!
2022-08-031h 15
Ruff CutsEpisode 109 - Dog Neil Breen (The Amazing Wizard of Paws)Bryan Michael Stoller, the Neil Breen of dog movies
2022-07-281h 23
Ruff CutsEpisode 108 - Dogs... Just dogs (Day of the Animals)Down through the ozone hole comes Leslie Nielsen with dogs... Just... Dogs.
2022-07-211h 03
Ruff CutsThe Ethical and Geopolitical Ramifications of Pup StarEVOLUTION DOG TREATS
2022-07-1457 min
Ruff CutsEpisode 106 - Derby Dogs (*Now with 100% less dog)Boyks hecked it again. There are no dogs in this scam.
There is a janitor closet-based elementary school mob though... So... Enjoy!
2022-06-291h 02
Ruff CutsEpisode 105 - Doberman CopGuest star Nick Filardi returns and he's sick of our shit so he brought us Doberman Cop, a 1977 live action adaptation of the manga written by Buronson - just before he wrote Fist of the North Star!
2022-06-221h 12
Ruff CutsEpisode 104 - 0 Faith, 0 Integrity (Zoey to the Max)Dove channel rates this movie 0 for integrity and we agree!
2022-06-081h 02
Ruff CutsEpisode 103 - Bob Hoskins is Unleashed... Again
Jet Li stars in a movie as a martial arts master fighting to gain his freedom. Morgan Freeman stars in a movie as a blind musician getting by making a family for himself after the tragic death of his wife. Bob Hoskins stars in a movie as a British mob boss and loan shark looking to score big.
It's the same movie.
This movie was ripe.
2022-06-021h 06
Ruff CutsEpisode 102 - Don’t *ahem* Your Pets, Kids (Unleashed 2017)Don't have relations with your pets. I repeat. Please do not date or marry your pets.
Why do we keep having to say this?
2022-05-251h 01
Ruff CutsEpisode 101 - Forbidden Air Bud Mind Vault (Air Buddies)This week Ilyon and Boyks delve deep into the back catalogue and dig up ~context~ for the Air Bud universe.
2022-05-1857 min
Ruff CutsEpisode 100 - The Twilight ZoneBoyks and Ilyon watched three Twilight movies in a row, because y'all asked and we have no self-respect
2022-05-111h 54
Ruff CutsEpisode 99 - Uncle John, His Bathroom Reader, and his Fetish WifeEpisode 99 is here! Be patient with us as we set up for a very special episode 100 and thank you all for being a part of the journey.
2022-04-271h 00
Ruff CutsEpisode 98 - Wizard Trick (Krull)
Special Guest host AndyAML joins us for the ultimate dog movie - Krull!
2022-04-131h 06
Ruff CutsEpisode 97 - Clancy Brown Has A Grand Ol’ Time (Pet Sematary 2)Are you feeling undead Mr Krabs?
2022-04-061h 20
Ruff CutsEpisode 96 - Classic OC Rager (Marmaduke)Check out this classic OC rager with host Boyks and Ilyon that's definitely not about Marmaduke becoming a terrifying racist
2022-03-301h 10
Ruff CutsEpisode 95 - No One Should Get The Dog
It's "Who Should Get The Dog?" A question we answer resoundingly.
2022-03-231h 00
Ruff CutsEpisode 94 - Animal Planet Presents ”Scent of Murder”No. Really. It's an Animal Planet movie.
2022-03-171h 05
Ruff CutsEpisode 93 - Granny’s Packing Heat (Stop! Or My Mom Will Shoot)Enjoy Estelle Getty firing a magnum and the starring role that Arnold Schwarzenegger tricked Sylvester Stallone into taking!
2022-03-021h 25
Ruff CutsEpisode 92 - Sad Piano Music (Angel Dog)If you can't handle us at our Devil Dog, you don't deserve us at our Angel Dog
2022-02-231h 06
Ruff CutsEpisode 91 - The Heckhound (Devil Dog)
OoooooooooooOooooommmmmmm. We summon today this dark presence... Grace us with your evi-- Awww, look... A puppy!
2022-02-161h 21
Ruff CutsEpisode 90 - Legally Distinct Home Along Dogs (Step Dogs)It's Bone Alone! (wait, that's taken?) It's Home Alone Dogs! (wait, will they sue us?) Uh... It's... Step... Dogs? Step Dogs!
2022-02-091h 06
Ruff CutsEpisode 89 - It’s High MooOOoon (Howlers/High Moon)Werewolf bikers from the old west fight cowboy ninja man cop.
Awwooo
2022-02-0256 min
Ruff CutsEpisode 88 - BIG BOI (Digby, The Biggest Dog In The World)BORK BORK
2022-01-191h 05
Ruff CutsEpisode 87 - The Amazing Chuck Tingle And The Search For Galore’s Sick Mix-TapeWe welcome special guest Jordan (DrinkingWithSkeletons), but beyond that we have nothing to add to this title.
2022-01-121h 20
Ruff CutsEpisode 86 - I Have Come... Ugh (Animorphs)It's Animorphs. And we like and appreciate Animorphs.
2022-01-051h 05
Ruff CutsEpisode 85 - Double Psychic Dick Kick (My Dog the Space Traveler)Double psychic dick kicks, bad parents, "crossing over" and more! It's a dog that allegedly goes to space.
2021-12-291h 07
Ruff CutsEpisode 84 - Contagion (2011) (And It‘s Actually Santa Paws 2)
I can't believe Boyks picked a pandemic movie. Definitely all Boyks.
2021-12-151h 07
Ruff CutsEpisode 83 - Mariah is a Monster (Mariah Carey‘s All I Want For Christmas Is You)
Does someone hate Mariah Carey? Why would she agree to star as herself - the villain? Good questions we attempt to answer as we parse Mariah Carey's All I Want For Christmas Is You (2017)
2021-12-081h 10
Ruff CutsEpisode 82 - in the Woods! (Chilly Dogs 2001) (CW Below)CW: Suicide, sexual assault (incl. drugging), racism
We found a shitty Adam Sandler movie, by a worse Adam Sandler.
...A worse Adam Sandler.
2021-12-011h 28
Ruff CutsEpisode 81 - Every Kiss Begins with K (Skydog)
The CIA saves America from terrorists with a VX gas bomb? Also there's allegedly a dog. A Skydog.
2021-11-181h 20
Ruff CutsEpisode 80 - Triple Threat (Soccer Dog)Special thanks to RightSaidDredd for this request! Boyks managed to find a VHS tape of it finally so we could do this special request episode!
2021-11-111h 24
Ruff CutsEpisode 79 - This Dog Sucks (Robo-Dog)It's the first Robo-Dog! It's not good!
Big thanks to Boyks for some quick editing on this and to our special guest Kuvo, from Podcast of Galactic Heroes! https://podgh.castos.com/
2021-11-041h 26
Ruff CutsEpisode 78 - Dogman 2 - The Re-dogeningHow do you audio-mime a dial Boyks? HOW DO YOU AUDIO-MIME A DIAL?
Also, it's the second Dogman. The next one. The one after the first. We loved this episode.
2021-10-281h 23
Ruff CutsEpisode 77 - Santos: The Legend of 4Loko (Howling V)Guest star Bengineering joins us at the Ramada Grand Hotel to study the legend of 4Loko.
Also werewolves
2021-10-131h 08
Ruff CutsEpisode 76- Some Sort of Man Dog (Dogman 2012)Listen round kids, we're gonna tell you the tale of a fuzzy cryptid - The Michigan Dogman. People. See. Things.
2021-10-061h 19
Ruff CutsEpisode 75 - My Favorite PlayStation VR Movie (Werewolves Within)Sorry for the audio issues. Windows updates caused some audio problems for Ilyon's audio in particular, but it should be fixed for next week. For now, enjoy our favourite PlayStation VR game about a tabletop game for children turned into a B-movie about actual werewolves!
2021-09-281h 13
Ruff CutsEpisode 74 - You Come To Me On The Day Of My Dog‘s Wedding (The Dogfather)It's a dog mobster, capiche?
2021-09-221h 18
Ruff CutsEpisode 73 - Rats Off To Ya (Deadly Eyes)This week we look at Robert Clouse's Deadly Eyes, staring Bruce Lee, Kareem Abdul Jafaar and 35 dachshunds as very mean rats.
2021-09-161h 07
Ruff CutsEpisode 72 - You Feeling Gender, Punk? (A Doggone Adventure)Special guest Kobuddy joins for Principle Callahan, Secret Nintendo Agent Jack Bowser, and more in A Doggone Adventure
2021-09-091h 23
Ruff CutsEpisode 71 - Let‘s Frame EVERYBODY (Food Fight)Special guest Tie Tuesday agrees to be subjected to Food Fight, a world of "Ikes" in the liminal supermarket space in the subconscious mind of a retired brand executive as his last neurons flicker out.
2021-09-011h 15
Ruff CutsEpisode 70 - Kraven the HunterGets AT-ATed (102 Dalmatians)Episode 70 is live! This week we delve into 102 Dalmatians - AKA why is Glenn Close still doing these?
2021-08-251h 10
Ruff CutsEpisode 69 - Barkley! Shut Up and Christmas! (Look Who's Talking Now)2021-08-041h 14Ruff CutsEpisode 68 - A Very Real One (B!tch) (CW)This week, we found a movie dealing with a lot of very real topics - so we're dealing with that in a far less joking way than usual. CW: Emotional abuse, domestic abuse, suicide
2021-07-2856 min
Ruff CutsEpisode 67- The Shaggy Pog (2006)Special guest Kobuddy brings us Tim Allen's The Shaggy Dog!
2021-07-211h 14
Ruff CutsEpisode 66 - Fangs For The Memories (Teen Wolf Too)Boyks and Ilyon welcome special guest Nick Filardi for the follow-up to Teen Wolf. In the words of the incredible star, Michael J. Fox - I'm stuck in here with hair on my face and Spielberg is filming E.T. next door.
He does not return for this film.
Hello Jason Bateman!
2021-06-3059 min
Ruff CutsEpisode 65 -This One's On BoyksWait... WHY IS THERE AN EASTER BASKET IN THE POSTER? DID THEY STEAL THE WHOLE POSTER BACKGROUND???
Anyway, here's a bait and switch piece of trash that Boyks found.
2021-06-2356 min
Ruff CutsEpisode 64 - Can I Get a Big Mac and... Uh... (Mac and Me)
This week we discuss Mac and Me, a staple from Ilyon's childhood.
It shouldn't have been
2021-06-161h 19
Ruff CutsEpisode 63 - Dog Subpoena (Bingo)Boyks looks Ilyon's future with a Bingo(TM) Movie Trading Card Tarot reading. I'm sure it's all good though... Right?
2021-06-091h 13