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Green Shirt: A Newbie's Trek Through The Next Generation180 - Star Trek: First Contact (Eye Stuff & Borg Muff)Hailing Frequencies Open - Send us a message!Marcy is lowered into the guest chair by black borg tubing to help Cameron digest his second contact with "First Contact." Riker remembers the morons, Worf needs some ointment, and Data gets a blow job. Meanwhile Cameron ignites his urine, Rob defends the best scene in movie history, Marcy misplaces Arnie, and John knows what to do with psycho ex-girlfriends. All this plus the most heated holodeck debate to date! Engage!Check out Marcy on her podcast, Idle Ride!Pick up some Green Shirt Merch
2025-04-052h 27
Green Shirt: A Newbie's Trek Through The Next GenerationDS9 Minute - RivalsHailing Frequencies Open - Send us a message!The gang face off to discuss DS9's "Rivals!" John gives Cameron Directions, Cameron steals Chris Sarandon from Rob, Rob sweats on Bobi, and Bobi buys blankets with John. Plus, we discover that Prince Humperdink never watched Ninja Turtles! Engage!Pick up some Green Shirt Merch
2024-07-2511 min
Recovering YouHealing through Betrayal Trauma, and utilizing AVRMy new cohost and wonderful wife, Katie Harrison shares some of her journey of how she dealt with her world being shattered by her husband, addicted to pornography and his infidelity. Then What it took in order to piece her world back together little by little and where her priorities needed to start. This incredible story lays out such a perfect and clear map of what the process might look like when working through addiction and betrayal, trauma in marriage. We also discuss and implement utilizing the AVR tool. Which stands for Acknowledgement, Validation, and Reassurance. Don’t miss this ep...
2023-03-2656 min
Green Shirt: A Newbie's Trek Through The Next Generation115 - Ethics (Broken Backs & Medical Quacks)Hailing Frequencies Open - Send us a message!Jesse drops in like a barrel full of chlorinide to cut open the episode "Ethics" and discovers that we're as split as Worf's spine! Worf tries out his son's hoverboard, Pulaski hacks the replicator, and Picard plays Fek'lhr's advocate. Meanwhile Cameron imagines O'Brien's midnight activities, Bobi admires one of Worf's body parts, Rob solves the mystery of Worf's chair, John wants to see cha'DIch stuff, and Jesse imitates all the characters! Engage!Check out Jesse with Cameron and John on Open Pike NightHear Jesse...
2022-05-121h 21
Recovering YouProfound Intimacy: How to have a deeper, healthier, and happier sex life.I know, It's tough and sometimes awkward to talk about Sex. And I believe that is exactly why we need to talk about it. Because the media does it all the time and in almost all the wrong ways. There are So many people who struggle with intimacy in their relationships and feel afraid or ashamed to talk about it. Well I brought in a therapist to open up the dialogue in a delicate and professional way. The truth is, Sex can be, and is something beautiful and amazing and should not be treated as a taboo subject. And there...
2022-05-011h 07
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Ebb n Flow with Dub n LobesHappy Birthday, Your Brother is Dead.Dub and Loves welcome the oldest brother in the Harrison family to tell a story that not only changed his life, but many lives around him. Join us as he recounts the moment in his life where he left this earth for a solid four minutes! All while Dubs was celebrating his birthday. You won’t want to miss this one!
2021-08-1145 min
Green Shirt: A Newbie's Trek Through The Next Generation098 - In Theory (Space Jeff & Horrifying Deaths)Hailing Frequencies Open - Send us a message!Joel joins the gang to test out "In Theory." Will they fall in love or suffer a bitter break-up? Tune in to find out. Things don't end well for Worf, Data gets Fatal Attractioned, and Riker is...Riker. Cameron has to clean his pants, Marcy reveals her inner sociopath, Rob jams with Max Rebo, and Joel gets in a Prequel reference. Engage!To find out more about our friend's LARP company, check out Redcap Endeavors.Listen to Cameron commit MCU sacrilege on Them's Fightin' Nerds...
2021-08-051h 18
Green Shirt: A Newbie's Trek Through The Next Generation091 - Identity Crisis ( Body Horror & Buddy Systems)Hailing Frequencies Open - Send us a message!The gang has a change of heart (and DNA) towards Geordie in "Identity Crisis!" Worf is a huge Predator fan, Data suffers from imposter syndrome, and Geordie doesn't skip his ads. Rob takes off the wrong clothes, Marcy knows her fungus, and Cameron has a secret in his shed. Plus Marcy drops a bombshell about the future of the podcast. Engage!Our Twitter heroes this week are:@SuddenBut@cheapSeatCast@NextOnStageOne@DecksLower@ShonenFlopCast
2021-04-291h 12
Get Up in the CoolEpisode 244: Gaye Harrison (Selections from Dear Old Illinois)Welcome to Get Up in the Cool: Old Time Music with Cameron DeWhitt and Friends. This week’s friend is Gaye Harrison! We recorded this last week over Skype and I recorded my musical parts afterwards.
Tunes and songs in this episode:
Crooked Road
Walk Old Shoe, Heel Come A'Draggin
Sailor Springs
Prairie du Rocher Motion
Molly Kiss Your Darling
4 & 20 Blackbirds Dancing on a Fawn Skin
Bonus track: Wolf Creek
Contact Gaye for Motherlode CD’s (I’ll forward any emails to her): http://getupinthecool.com/contact
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2021-04-2852 min
Green Shirt: A Newbie's Trek Through The Next Generation090 - Night Terrors (Orange Sticks & Frakes Snakes)Hailing Frequencies Open - Send us a message!Jesse from the Sudden But Inevitable Rewatch joins the gang to stay up late and watch "Night Terrors!" Worf can't figure out his door, Data executes some space fugitives, and Picard swipes some fizzy lifting drinks. Cameron is accused of being a "ghost guy," Rob slips in a nap, Marcy is reminded of Explorers, and Jesse recasts Data. All this plus a surreal game of "Dream Weaver!" Make it so!Find Jesse and the Sudden But Inevitable Rewatch on:TwitterApple PodcastsHomepage
2021-04-151h 17
Green Shirt: A Newbie's Trek Through The Next Generation089 - Galaxy's Child (Geordie-Year-Old Virgin)Hailing Frequencies Open - Send us a message!We've officially made it halfway through TNG! Liz Hardee joins us to turn up the candle power (and turn down the gas lighting) on "Galaxy's Child!" Geordie loses a gym sock, Picard writes some angsty poetry, and O'Brien is on clean-up duty. Cameron gets a performance review, Liz takes the Firefly crew to the doc, Rob doesn't get a smooch, and Marcy keeps things musical (and messy). We get funny and serious on this episode of Green Shirt! Engage.aiN6mRpOEIjZncWvO427
2021-04-011h 12
Green Shirt: A Newbie's Trek Through The Next Generation088 - First Contact (Dick Mittens & Mole People)Hailing Frequencies Open - Send us a message!"First Contact" reaches out to touch the gang with its creepy lobster hand. Guest host Milo joins to cover topics ranging from alien sex to Starfleet colonialism, plus Matthew Perry (but probably not the one you're thinking of)! Riker keeps his beard, convinces an alien that high fiving is sex, and is a finite resource. Cameron spots an O face, Marcy has holes on the mind, Rob gets spied on, and Milo shows his love for a hoagie. All this and much more on an extended episode of Green...
2021-03-181h 17
Green Shirt: A Newbie's Trek Through The Next Generation087 - Clues (Bird Bones & Beard Envy)Hailing Frequencies Open - Send us a message!Josh Alder joins the gang to follow the trail of breadcrumbs that "Clues" lays! Will they choose to have the episode erased from their memories? Tune in to find out. Data poses the crew, Picard is "that" friend, and Geordie nails his moment. Cameron gets mommy wrist, Marcy wants to talk to you about roses, Rob earns a trophy, and Josh goes down the rabbit hole. All this and more on this week's episode of Green Shirt. Engage!
2021-03-041h 10
Green Shirt: A Newbie's Trek Through The Next Generation086 - Devil's Due (Space Zuul & Method Acting)Hailing Frequencies Open - Send us a message!The gang gets bedeviled by the long con of "Devil's Due." Picard creeps on Data, Klingons make terrible carpenters, and Data can't improv. Cameron wins Rob over, Marcy rewatches Major Dad, Rob claims gravy jokes, and Claudio wants a pair of Picard jammies. Engage!To visit this week's guest, Cluadio's restaurant - https://thetwilightroom.com/
2021-02-181h 13
Green Shirt: A Newbie's Trek Through The Next Generation085 - The Wounded (Racist Captains & Lip Chops)Hailing Frequencies Open - Send us a message!The gang are introduced to the Cardassians and manage to keep the Kardashian jokes to a minimum in "The Wounded." O'Brien finds creative uses for the teleporter, Picard misses being Locutus, and Worf gets it right! Rob tells us about his new "Flat Space" theory, Marcy is a Cardassian apologist, Cameron is caught with a puppet, and guest Daniel fumbles the punchline. Make it so!To learn more about Cameron and Daniel's work on "Frank & Zed" visit https://www.puppetcore.com/
2021-02-041h 12
Green Shirt: A Newbie's Trek Through The Next GenerationChristmas Bonus Ep - Jaggle Bells (Samwise Gamgee and Chekhov's Robot)Hailing Frequencies Open - Send us a message!As a holiday treat, Cameron and Rob watch their very first episode of JAG (and a Christmas episode to boot!). Joining them is JAG aficionado, John T Bolds to discuss suspected murders, absent fathers, and well stocked kitchen cabinets! Plus John tests Rob and Cam's abilities to predict future plot lines. It's a festive bonus episode to final tackle our long running JAG obsession.
2020-12-251h 03
Green Shirt: A Newbie's Trek Through The Next Generation083 - The Loss (Crew Counseling & Cosmic Vaginas)Hailing Frequencies Open - Send us a message!Shelley McLendon lends her experience as a counselor to help the Green Shirt gang come to terms with their diverse opinions on "The Loss." Picard gets a new catchphrase, Geordie has never gone skin diving, and Worf forgets his position. Rob wants to fire torpedoes at Troi, Marcy teaches us about killer toilets, and Cameron visits Dr. Google. Meanwhile Shelley psychoanalyzes a couple of the crew members. All this and more on this week's episode, make it so!Learn more about Shelley's Siren Theater here: https://www...
2020-12-031h 15
Green Shirt: A Newbie's Trek Through The Next Generation082 - Final Mission (Salenite Miners & Garbage Scows)Hailing Frequencies Open - Send us a message!Shane Hosea joins the crew to say goodbye to Wesley Crusher in his "Final Mission." Riker's internet is slow, Wesley's got a secret, and Geordie has trouble with his Space Taxes. Rob is particular about his space disposal services, Marcy makes an infomercial, Cameron gets put in Zoom jail, and Shane reveals the secret to sci-fi writing. All this plus we make a selection of Wesley cocktails, offer up some life advice, and pitch some Trek tech! Engage!Listen to more from Shane Hosea here: https://www.s...
2020-11-191h 11
Green Shirt: A Newbie's Trek Through The Next Generation081 - Future Imperfect (Sad Trombones & Party City)Hailing Frequencies Open - Send us a message!Chris Khatami joins the gang to peel back the onion layers of "Future Imperfect." Riker's a birthday month guy, Worf's brain winds up in a jar, and Picard grows a skullet. Marcy ranks her donkeys, Cameron can't get a photon pregnant, Rob bakes some Frakes cakes, and Chris knows what a shirtless Romulan looks like. Plus producer John Bolds googles Alaskan creeks. Make it so!Engage with Chris' podcast, Spec Script, here: https://www.stitcher.com/podcast/spec-script
2020-11-051h 11
Green Shirt: A Newbie's Trek Through The Next Generation080 - Reunion ( Cheek Bites & Crazy Eyes)Hailing Frequencies Open - Send us a message!Sean Wynn joins the gang to stare as wide-eyed as Gowron at the great episode, "Reunion." Worf saves a preschool, Picard loses his fedora, and Crusher takes a blacklight into the holodeck. Marcy gives herself a wedgie, Cameron starts Discovery, Rob has surprising news, and Sean wonders if Klingons always wore pants. Engage!
2020-10-221h 10
Green Shirt: A Newbie's Trek Through The Next Generation079 - Legacy (Sarah Connor & D Plots)Hailing Frequencies Open - Send us a message!Bobi Blue joins the gang to get emotional about Tasha Yar and her D Plots in "Legacy." Worf throws shade, Picard gets D blocked, and O'Brien sees EVERYTHING. Cameron does a trust fall, Rob uses the rights words, Marcy betrays the podcast, and Bobi throws a molotov cocktail of funny. Engage!
2020-10-081h 09
Green Shirt: A Newbie's Trek Through The Next Generation078 - Remember Me (Strained Beeps & Electromagnetic Whooshing)Hailing Frequencies Open - Send us a message!What happens in the Crusherverse, stays in the Crusherverse. But luckily what happened in our podcast is here for your listening pleasure! John T Bolds joins us to discuss the great "Remember Me!" Crusher stands around for 15 years, Geordie wants to get into the Doctor's desk, and Picard stares. Cameron hates old people, Rob would separate the saucer, Marcy doesn't want to leave Crusher alone, and John self-sabotages. Crush those subscribe buttons and make it so!
2020-09-241h 10
Green Shirt: A Newbie's Trek Through The Next Generation077 - Suddenly Human (Amazing Hair & Laser Balls)Hailing Frequencies Open - Send us a message!The gang relive their emo teenage years as they watch "Suddenly Human!" Troi is in action stance, Riker gives off Step-Dad energy, and Picard has ch'DIch business! Cameron loses his rat tail, Rob wants clarity on acts of war, and Marcy has got to talk about that forehead ridge. Plus a fast-paced game of "Green Shirt Teen Quiz!" Make it so!
2020-09-101h 09
Green Shirt: A Newbie's Trek Through The Next Generation075 - Family (Deep Vs & Mud Acting)Hailing Frequencies Open - Send us a message!Guest host, Ramon, rolls around in the mud with the gang as they discuss "Family." Wesley's dad has fancy undies, Worf's dad is a 90's nerd, and Picard's brother could be a super soldier. Marcy demands to see everyone's hands, Ramon keeps his fingers crossed, Cameron wants the Enterprise to look like a He-Man action figure, and Rob grinds. Jokes and emotions run in equal measure this episode so make it so!
2020-08-131h 14
Green Shirt: A Newbie's Trek Through The Next Generation074 - The Best of Both Worlds pt. 2 (Ocean's 7 of 9)Hailing Frequencies Open - Send us a message!Brandon Seifert joins the gang for a Picard Heist as we discuss the second half of "The Best of Both Worlds!" Riker gets a haircut, Shelby googles nanites, and Wesley needs a new uniform. Marcy attempts to assimilate her co-hosts, Cameron is still making Farmville jokes, Rob wants the Enterprise to emulate the TMNT pizza van, and Brandon imagines a Locutus show. Plus a feisty game of Picardipedia! Engage!Learn more about Brandon and his work here: http://brandonseifert.info/
2020-07-301h 18
Green Shirt: A Newbie's Trek Through The Next Generation073 - The Best of Both Worlds pt. 1 (Borg Abs & Big Craters)Hailing Frequencies Open - Send us a message!Cam is reminded that things are serious now as Liz Hardee joins the gange to watch "The Best of Both Worlds pt. 1" Riker ghosts Starfleet, Worf gets a confirmed kill, and Picard bores the Borg with history lessons. Rob goes full Jack Torrence on his notes, Cameron spots "Big Jim," Liz is a traitor to humanity, and Marcy is stuck on Hugh. It's the climactic moment of season three, don't try to resist it....that would be futile.
2020-07-161h 16
Green Shirt: A Newbie's Trek Through The Next Generation071 - Ménage à Troi (TCBY & Fabric Mullets)Hailing Frequencies Open - Send us a message!After being name dropped for the past three years, Millie, Cameron's wife, joins the gang to discuss the Ladies Troi in "Ménage à Troi." Riker huffs alien ships, L'waxana goes full Forrest Gump's mom, and Picard whips out his Shakespearean Tome. Rob takes a 2 year program to join Starfleet, Cam loves space music, Marcy describes an oskoid, and Millie explains the secret meaning behind TCBY. Plus a pretentious game of "Lofty Titles." All this and more in this week's episode of Green Shirt! Engage!
2020-06-181h 03
Green Shirt: A Newbie's Trek Through The Next Generation070 - Sarek (Hot Tub Slime Machine)Hailing Frequencies Open - Send us a message!The gang must have space dementia to do something so illogical as record an episode of Green Shirt without Marcy present. Thankfully veteran guest, Rob M is here to help us discuss "Sarek!" O'Brien goes crazy with the teleporter, Riker buys fingernails off Ebay, and Wesley is jailbait. Rob M accepts his position as cha'DIch, Cameron spots Ensign Marcy, and Rob C accidentally watched Shrek. All this plus a riotous game of Illogical Fallacies! Make it so!
2020-06-041h 07
Green Shirt: A Newbie's Trek Through The Next Generation069 - The Most Toys (Space Hatchbacks & Cake Faces)Hailing Frequencies Open - Send us a message!The Green Shirt captures Sean Wynn to guest host as they discuss the full articulation of "The Most Toys." Data gets a holiday outfit, Worf finally gets to sit down, and Crusher stars in her own infomercial. Cameron builds a Data, Rob wants to explode, Sean invents Klingon Cologne, and Marcy has the least toys. Engage!!To learn more about Sean's sleep-rapping lyrics, visit preytorians.com
2020-05-211h 08
Green Shirt: A Newbie's Trek Through The Next Generation068 - Hollow Pursuits (Nicknames & Holo-Pervs)Hailing Frequencies Open - Send us a message!Come dig up some vegetables and dive into the world of Barclay's fantasies with the Green Shirt Crew! Riker is a James Potter, Guinen hacks the holodeck, and Picard is just Kirk's avatar. Rob becomes a bully, Cameron reveals his porn name, and never dare Marcy! Plus a riotous game of "Mashed Name-tatoes." Engage!
2020-05-071h 09
Green Shirt: A Newbie's Trek Through The Next Generation067 - Tin Man (Vengeance Rights & Hairy Coconuts)Hailing Frequencies Open - Send us a message!The gang send out psychic emanations of their loneliness as they discuss "Tin Man" over Zoom. Geordie doesn't want to be spoken to, Picard gets sarcastic, and the Nerd Squad plays Dungeons and Dragons on the bridge. Cameron doesn't want the episodes to happen, Marcy gushes about Farscape, and Rob does a good deed. All this plus a game of "Of Psychics and Empaths." Make it so!
2020-04-231h 07
Green Shirt: A Newbie's Trek Through The Next Generation066 - Captain's Holiday (Death Glares & Space Kisses)Hailing Frequencies Open - Send us a message!The Gang puts on something more comfortable and try to relax for "Captain's Holiday." Riker gets his twinkle back, Picard and Worf go on a buddy trip together, and a flipper baby gets some. Marcy ranks Picard's outfits, Rob shows everyone a butt, and Cameron gives away the end. All this and more in a thrilling throwback adventure of Green Shirt!
2020-04-091h 03
Green Shirt: A Newbie's Trek Through The Next Generation065 - Allegiance (Alien Abductions & Body Swaps)Hailing Frequencies Open - Send us a message!Hard truths are told, bodies are snatched, and a ska-loving guest host joins us as we discuss "Allegiance." Picard gets his hands in that oil, Geordie forgets the words, and Crusher looks like a mummy. Cameron was a real cool kid, Rob gets coup'd, Marcy lives through a horror movie, and Chris learns about the birds and the bees. All this plus a musical game of "Seeing Double!" Engage!
2020-03-261h 09
Green Shirt: A Newbie's Trek Through The Next Generation063 - The Offspring (Baby Data & Awkward Laughter)Hailing Frequencies Open - Send us a message!The gang burp cry, awkwardly laugh, and take smart pills as they watch "The Offspring." Wesley gets a haircut, Data gets caught holding a severed foot, and Picard sleeps in a sexy lady pose. Marcy wants us to know what Andrew was doing, Cameron escorts Riker to sexual harassment training, and Rob knows geese movies. All this, plus Rob destroys Cam in a game of "Father Daughter Movies." Haftel out!
2020-02-271h 13
Green Shirt: A Newbie's Trek Through The Next Generation062 - Yesterday's Enterprise (Time Holes & Battle Maps)Hailing Frequencies Open - Send us a message!The gang dim the lights and become alternate versions of themselves as they explore the branching timelines of "Yesterday's Enterprise." Guinen goes speed dating, Riker gains some weight, and Wesley doesn't get decapitated. Marcy autopsies the joke, Cameron discovers a new website, and Rob wants an aerobics scene! All this and more in this week's episode of Green Shirt!
2020-02-131h 05
Green Shirt: A Newbie's Trek Through The Next Generation061 - A Matter of Perspective (Creepy Rikers & Flat Jokes)Hailing Frequencies Open - Send us a message!The gang shares what each of them saw while watching the differing stories of "A Matter of Perspective." Data gives side eye, Rikers takes a peeky-in, and what exactly did Geordie see?! Rob's theme music gets romantic, Cameron gets canceled, and Marcy encourages rhyming. All this and more in this week's episode. Engage!
2020-01-3057 min
Green Shirt: A Newbie's Trek Through The Next Generation060 - Deja Q (Sulky Qs & Moose Knuckles)Hailing Frequencies Open - Send us a message!Deja Q features the return of Q (as well as the super soldier debate)! Guest host Bobi joins us to discuss why this is one of the best episodes to date! Picard should just stop being annoyed with Q, Guinan 3 Stooges Q, and Geordie hits CTRL+ALT+DELETE! Cameron goes too far with fizzy lifting drinks, Marcy wants to see Danny Devito play Q, Bobi acts out City of Angels, and Rob finally finds his copy of Cool Runnings! Engage!Visit St Love Revolts' (Bobi's band) homepage...
2020-01-161h 07
Green Shirt: A Newbie's Trek Through The Next Generation058 - The Hunted (Scrawny Arms & Stubbly Triangles)Hailing Frequencies Open - Send us a message!The gang can't escape their differing opinions of "The Hunted!" They're hunted by questions like: How super should a super soldier be, what's a jefferies tube, and are shields rubber? Worf fails at Donkey Kong, Crusher emasculates Cameron, and nobody asked Riker. Marcy defends the triangle, Rob looks up anagrams, and Cameron likes moon prisons. All this plus a thrilling game of "Escape Extravaganza!" Engage!
2019-12-191h 06
Green Shirt: A Newbie's Trek Through The Next Generation057 - The Defector (Romulan Curses & Geordi's Gut)Hailing Frequencies Open - Send us a message!Hark fair listeners! Join us for a tale of Courage, loyalty, and Necco Wafers as we discuss "The Defector." Jarok moves into the holodeck, Picard will not sully The Bard, and Troi should have visited her mom. Meanwhile, Cameron questions his American History knowledge, Marcy brings the beat-down music, and Rob wants to get his money's worth from the food dispensers. All this and more on a podcast of Shakespearean proportions! Engage!
2019-12-051h 05
Green Shirt: A Newbie's Trek Through The Next Generation056 - The Vengeance Factor (Blueburns & Butt Rock Bands)Hailing Frequencies Open - Send us a message!The gang is joined by Cameron's little sister as they all sit down to a dish best served cold and discuss "The Vengeance Factor." Sovereign Marouk plays Wing Commander, Riker is straight woke, and Wesley knows he's not white trash. Cameron learns about The Fat Boys, Marcy gives alien dating advice, Chelsea knows what to do with a glass of acid, and the group turns on Rob. All this plus a mind tingling game of "Dixon Hill's Murder Minute." Make it so!
2019-11-211h 09
Green Shirt: A Newbie's Trek Through The Next Generation055 - The Price (Wormholes & Camel Toes)Hailing Frequencies Open - Send us a message!The gang feels sexually harassed by Devinoni Ral in "The Price." Geordi remains in continual visual contact, Picard puts Diana on a diet, and the Ferengi channel Donald Trump. Rob misses his period, Cameron gets his hair mussed, and Marcy gesticulates SO hard! We also test our intellects with two quizzes this week: "Let's Get Physical" and "Bob Barker's Love Trip." Engage!
2019-11-071h 09
Green Shirt: A Newbie's Trek Through The Next Generation054 - The Enemy (Romulan Smarm & Mud Acting)Hailing Frequencies Open - Send us a message!The gang discover an enemy in their midst as they disagree about "The Enemy." Riker drinks medical fluids, Geordie gets pumped, and Worf has a targ down his pants. Cameron loses all his X-Men cred, Marcy loves torture episodes, and Rob imitates a planet. All this plus a feisty game of "Frenemies." Make it so!
2019-10-241h 09
Green Shirt: A Newbie's Trek Through The Next Generation053 - Booby Trap (Friend Zones & Technobabble)Hailing Frequencies Open - Send us a message!The gang tries to understand technobabble as they get ensnared by 'Booby Trap.' Picard has an ancient hard-on, O'Brien gets cheeky with the teleporter, and Geordie listens to sad Charlie Brown music. Cameron loves desiccated corpses, Rob is to be taken care of at all times, and Marcy has her book taken away. Plus an infused game of Coco-No-No! Make it so.
2019-10-101h 08
Green Shirt: A Newbie's Trek Through The Next Generation052 - The Bonding (Wacky Corpses & Ghost Moms)Hailing Frequencies Open - Send us a message!The gang is joined by John C Meyers as they discuss the inevitability of death, the grieving process, and Laser Aliens! Riker -knows- everybody, Worf might be a serial killer, Picard feels the weight of doody. Cameron rehearses for Christmas, Rob discovers that his mom is Pulaski, Marcy feels called out, and Jon learns what happiness is. All this plus a rousing game of Space Ghoooooost! Engage!Hear more of John on his podcast John and Alexx Hate Stuff: http://www.johnandalexxhatestuff.com/
2019-09-261h 09
Green Shirt: A Newbie's Trek Through The Next Generation051 - Who Watches the Watchers (Interstellar Crows & Mintakan Face)Hailing Frequencies Open - Send us a message!The gang are divided into true believers and skeptics as they discuss "Who Watches the Watchers." We notice that Geordie doesn't pay attention to briefings, agree that Picard would make a wonderful religion, and bet that Riker would want to broadcast to the entire ship. Rob gets top score in Vulcanoid, Cameron gets sent to the Omega Quadrant, and Marcy fills Rob's nerd hole. All this plus a quick game of "Cam's Way or the Yahweh." Make it so!
2019-09-121h 08
Green Shirt: A Newbie's Trek Through The Next Generation049 - The Ensigns of Command (Blanket Monsters & Robot Kisses)Hailing Frequencies Open - Send us a message!"The Ensigns of Command" makes a move on the gang (who are joined by guest host, Liz Hardee), and they are torn on whether it's a welcome one or not. Ten Forward hosts a karaoke night, Geordie finds his limits, and Data channels Larry the Cable Guy. Meanwhile, Marcy seduces Data, Liz becomes a fashionista, Cameron survives an assassination attempt, and Rob takes over the show. Engage!
2019-08-151h 10
Green Shirt: A Newbie's Trek Through The Next Generation048 - Evolution (Adorable Nanites & Stubby Kelso)Hailing Frequencies Open - Send us a message!The gang kick off season 3 with Dr. Kelso from Scrubs and a swarm of adorable nanites (or....are they?). Worf builds a gamma gun, Geordie creates tiny Avengers, and Wesley is responsible for the Borg. Cameron steals a plotline from Saved by the Bell (The College Years), Marcy perfects her Pulaski impression one episode too late, and Rob makes his first penis joke! Plus a thrilling game of "What the Doohickey!" Engage!
2019-08-081h 10
Green Shirt: A Newbie's Trek Through The Next Generation047 - Shades of Gray (Gettin' Stuck & Hairy Dudes)Hailing Frequencies Open - Send us a message!The gang, along with guest host Rob M., gets stuck watching (and recording) a clip episode in "Shades of Gray." Celebrate the end of season two by listening in as Pulaski fills her laptop with alien porn, Riker is lucky he doesn't get a thorn in his dick, and O'Brien filters out shit stains. Cameron starts a diet of cherry soda and bee venom, Marcy brings a hornets nest to Rob's picnic, and the council of Robs are not sherpas. All this, plus a sexy game of "52 Cards of...
2019-07-181h 12
Green Shirt: A Newbie's Trek Through The Next Generation046 - Peak Performance (Udder Suckers and Ferengi Bathrooms)Hailing Frequencies Open - Send us a message!The Gang tests their skills against "Peak Performance" and come away mostly unscathed. Worf and Riker's biceps rip their uniforms, Ensign Burke thinks he's going to get a promotion for killing his commanding officer, and Wesley is a double agent. Cameron's daughter spots a shark on the Enterprise, Marcy falls in love with aliens, and Rob has a lot of t-shirts to make! Plus a rousing game of (and Cam apologizes for the title) "Beam Me Up, Shauny!" All this, plus the return of Ensign Marcy: Engage!
2019-07-041h 08
Green Shirt: A Newbie's Trek Through The Next Generation045 - The Emissary (Klingon Cakebatter & The Prime Erective)Hailing Frequencies Open - Send us a message!John T Bolds joins the gang and they all go crazy eights for "The Emissary." We sniff wrists, marry each other, and perform a radio drama of deleted Star Trek scenes. Marcy wants to see the future's craziest tits, Rob wants to see a shirtless Worf, Cameron explains Klingon reproduction, and John sets the record straight. Plus a porntastic quiz on strange animal mating behaviors. All this and so much more: Engage!
2019-06-201h 10
Green Shirt: A Newbie's Trek Through The Next Generation044 - Manhunt (Creepy Eyes and Old-Timey Slang)Hailing Frequencies Open - Send us a message!The gang finds themselves stuck between a biological clock and a hard-boiled place with "Manhunt." A water cooler is installed on the bridge, Wesley protests too much, and Data becomes the official Enterprise cock-blocker. Cameron forgets about the holodeck, Marcy gets her joke stolen, and Rob wonders what Cam was wearing. Plus the gang finds out what Star Trek character they are! Engage!
2019-06-061h 08
Green Shirt: A Newbie's Trek Through The Next Generation043 - Up the Long Ladder (Drinking Games & Tummy Cells)Hailing Frequencies Open - Send us a message!The gang climbs "Up the Long Ladder" and have mixed feelings about what they find. Picard stares at Jeff, Riker forces his kid to learn Anbo-Jitsu, and Worf sands Pulaski's Plantars. Cameron wonders what's so important about a bucket, Marcy is disgusted by Riker, and Rob checks out. We also tell our own chain story, but not before we play a drinking game, so let the fun begin! Engage!
2019-05-231h 09
Green Shirt: A Newbie's Trek Through The Next Generation042 - Samaritan Snare (Steampunk Hearts & Poor Geordi)Hailing Frequencies Open - Send us a message!The gang gets duped by tangentical plot lines in "Samaritan Snare!" We're shocked by Wesley's subterfuge, finally agree with Worf, and think Picard needs his butt juiced. Rob tracks a sandwich, Marcy is tired of space dildos, and Cameron goes on a tuk-tuk ride. Plus a hilarious game of "How Low (IQ) Can You Go?" Engage!
2019-05-091h 08
Green Shirt: A Newbie's Trek Through The Next Generation041 - Q Who (Baby Borgs and Bavmorda Fingers)Hailing Frequencies Open - Send us a message!Cameron gets assimilated as he witnesses his first ever Borg episode with "Q Who." We want to see a wizard's duel, invent some tongue twisters, and Gomez makes us wish we had three hands! Cameron wants to be fair to the Borg, Marcy ships her co-hosts, and Rob wants a cybernetic butt. Plus a rousing game of "What's My Villain?!" Engage!
2019-04-251h 09
Green Shirt: A Newbie's Trek Through The Next Generation040 - Pen Pals (Creepy Fingers and Gobbledy Gook)Hailing Frequencies Open - Send us a message!Saddle up and ride out with the gang as they're chomping at the bit to beat the dead horse of "Pen Pals." Worf wants to punch a planet, Ensign Davies wants to destroy all rocks, and Riker takes multiple trips to his HR rep. Cameron creates a stardate spreadsheet, Rob does NOT want to see a costume on a horse, and Marcy falls in love with Jodhpurs. All this plus a horse race between Cameron and Marcy in a game of "Horse Term or Teen Slang!" Engage!
2019-04-111h 09
Green Shirt: A Newbie's Trek Through The Next Generation039 - The Icarus Factor (Daddy Issues and Scuttlebutt)Hailing Frequencies Open - Send us a message!It's an epic episode for an epic episode! Special guest John T Bolds joins us to discuss coming to grips with your emotions while practicing feats of barbarism in "The Icarus Factor." We fall more in love with O'Brien, imagine a Riker/Worf spin-off series, and wonder who started the scuttlebutt. John brings his expertise for the smallest part of the episode, Cameron bestows Marcy with a new nickname, Rob challenges John to a Pixie Stick duel, and Marcy is not okay with public displays of affection! All this...
2019-03-281h 09
Green Shirt: A Newbie's Trek Through The Next Generation038 - Time Squared (Time Toilets & Dead Hamsters)Hailing Frequencies Open - Send us a message!Grab a plate of Owon eggs as the crew travel through time in "Time Squared." We struggle with the new slang, disagree about Picard's self loathing, and lose all our listeners with too much Star Wars talk. Cameron joins space OSHA, Rob teaches us how to kill time in restaurants, and Marcy finally comes to grips with time travel. Plus Cameron tests Rob and Marcy on just how well they know themselves. All this and more await you in this week's episode of Green Shirt! Engage!
2019-03-141h 06
Green Shirt: A Newbie's Trek Through The Next Generation037 - The Royale (Space Janitors and Aggresive Penetration)Hailing Frequencies Open - Send us a message!Join the Green Shirt crew as we roll the dice on "The Royale" and come up split. We battle long dead mathematicians, Netflix menus, and each other. Rob becomes a time (limit) master, Marcy introduces the "Hemsworth Minute," and Cameron talks crap about craps. Plus Marcy lets us guide Wesley through a a day of dealing with some familiar pests. It's another episode of Green Shirt! Engage!
2019-02-281h 07
Green Shirt: A Newbie's Trek Through The Next Generation036 - Contagion (Stargates and Space Dildos)Hailing Frequencies Open - Send us a message!The crew only spring a few booby traps while joining Picard on the archaeological adventure, "Contagion." We hand out nicknames, condescend a Klingon, and try to fix the VCR tracking on the ship's viewer. Cameron grows more and more loopy as his cold medicine kicks in, Rob wonders if leeches can get blood out of sheets, and Marcy dishes on Discovery. Plus a musical game of Iconian Jukebox! Make it so!
2019-02-141h 01
Green Shirt: A Newbie's Trek Through The Next Generation035 - The Dauphin (Teddy Trolls & Young Cucks)Hailing Frequencies Open - Send us a message!The gang manages to not fall in love with the young love tale, "The Dauphin." We have a serious conversation about rampant shape shifting, try out our best Schwarzenegger pick-up lines, and offer young Wesley some dating advice. Rob just wants to see a dolphin in the teleporter, Cameron submits to Gozer, and Marcy wants to read Klingon love poetry. All this, as well as a tantalizing round of The Dating Game: Interspecies Edition. Make it so!
2019-01-311h 09
Green Shirt: A Newbie's Trek Through The Next Generation034 - The Measure of a Man (Space Jag & Heart Strings)Hailing Frequencies Open - Send us a message!You're out of order, this whole podcast is out of order! The gang passes judgement on "The Measure of a Man" and finds it guilty...of being the best episode of TNG yet! We all admit to leaking fluids, refuse to play poker with the members of the Enterprise crew, and wonder where Data's "slot" is located. Rob comes bearing gifts, Cameron practices his Trump impression, and Marcy wants you to count her heart strings. All this plus a captivating game of Order in the Space Court! Engage!
2019-01-171h 09
Green Shirt: A Newbie's Trek Through The Next Generation033 - A Matter of Honor (Phaser Ranges and Klingon Cuisine)Hailing Frequencies Open - Send us a message!The Green Shirt crew falls in love with some down home Klingon cooking in "A Matter of Honor." Along the way they discover the alpha in the group, wonder if they're racist, and wonder why Picard has gone through so many transfers. Rob giggles at Cameron's new nickname, Marcy shares the Klingon sense of humor, and Cameron gets pissed off at the holodeck (even though it doesn't feature in this episode). Plus a scrumptious game of Spot-the-Gagh! All this and more on this week's episode of Green Shirt...
2019-01-031h 07
Green Shirt: A Newbie's Trek Through The Next Generation032 - Unnatural Selection (Shuttle Porn and Space Jargon)Hailing Frequencies Open - Send us a message!Climb aboard the United Star Ship Greenshirt as we grow old watching "Unnatural Selection." We get excited over shuttle scenes, are disappointed with Bill's dad, and have a delightful conversation about how we'd like to die. Cameron comes up with a new nickname for Data, Marcy wonders where the menses goes, and Rob quits. Plus an jovial game of "Down Home with Colm."
2018-12-2056 min
Green Shirt: A Newbie's Trek Through The Next Generation031 - The Schizoid Man (Douchebag Scientists and Bad-Ass Picard)Hailing Frequencies Open - Send us a message!The crew has a fractured response to "The Schizoid Man." Join us as we list off the mad scientists of Star Trek, heap praise on a Vulcan, and try to determine Picard's theme song. Rob wants to sell you an apocalypse bucket, Cameron can't name a moon, and Marcy won't keep your secrets. Plus a mind bending body swapping quiz! All this and more in the latest episode of Green Shirt. Make it so!
2018-12-061h 06
Green Shirt: A Newbie's Trek Through The Next Generation030 - Loud as a Whisper (Danger Zone and Snack Cakes)Hailing Frequencies Open - Send us a message!Rob, Cam, and Marcy make some noise as they watch 'Loud as a Whisper!" We share our inner voices, get excited about lasers, and finally find Rob's limit. Cameron targets womp rats with his calculator, Marcy becomes a "Piker," and Rob fails at charades. Plus a face-melting game of "Disintegrated, Melted, or Vaporized." Join us as we cut loose with Riva-the-Kenny-Loggins-Look-A-Like. Engage!
2018-11-221h 09
Green Shirt: A Newbie's Trek Through The Next Generation029 - The Outrageous Okona (Lovable Rogues and Space STDs)Hailing Frequencies Open - Send us a message!Grab a table at the Green Shirt Chuckle Barn, order your two drink minimum, and enjoy an hour of swashbucklers and comics as the crew gets charmed by the Outrageous Okana! We share Star Trek jokes, mistake Lois Lane for the ship's computer, and get curious about wild elephants. Rob doesn't pay attention to the captain's log, Marcy laughs at replicator humor, and Cameron should have seen Bill Cosby coming. All this plus a laugh-track imbued game of "Arrr Ya Kidding Me?!" on this weeks episode of Green Shirt.
2018-11-081h 07
Green Shirt: A Newbie's Trek Through The Next Generation028 - Elementary Dear Data (Daddy Piccard and Pie Men)Hailing Frequencies Open - Send us a message!The Green Shirt crew joins the costume party of "Elementary Dear Data." The group takes pride in being horn in-ers, imagines beta versions of the holodeck, and debate their knowledge of Sherlock Holmes stories. Rob learns about orgies, Marcy wants more dicks and blood, and Cameron spots an upside-down Enterprise. The game is afoot in this week's episode of Green Shirt!
2018-10-251h 03
Green Shirt: A Newbie's Trek Through The Next Generation027 - Where Silence Has Lease (Shark Guys and Ordinary Holes)Hailing Frequencies Open - Send us a message!Get lost in the maze of 'Where Silence Has Lease" with the Green Shirt crew! We crack the code of the Klingon murder ritual, untangle the web of the "Silverman-verse," and prefer propagation over death. Cameron visits Wesley's favorite website, Marcy accuses her co-hosts of being round-earthers, and Rob is impressed with Pulaski's enhancement skills. All this, plus an angelic game of "These go to A-Heaven" on this weeks episode of Green Shirt: Engage!
2018-10-111h 05
Green Shirt: A Newbie's Trek Through The Next Generation026 - The Child (Laser Plagues and Puppy Shuttles)Hailing Frequencies Open - Send us a message!Join the continuing adventures of Green Shirt as we welcome aboard new co-host, Rob Campbell! This week we babysit the Season 2 premiere, "The Child". Cameron thinks he's discovered a gaping hole in Riker's lexicon, Marcy reveals her favorite movie (it features Wil Wheaton!), and Rob finds his new ringtone. Featuring a quick recap of season 1, you've got everything you need for a cosmic journey of laughs. Engage!
2018-09-271h 09
Green Shirt: A Newbie's Trek Through The Next Generation025 - The Neutral Zone (Chrono Castaways & Judgy McJudgersons)Hailing Frequencies Open - Send us a message!In the final episode of season one, the gang finds out what it looks like to film a first draft in "The Neutral Zone." Between reflecting on what they've watched over the past six months, Alex admits to having friends who look worse than roadkill, Cameron wishes the Enterprise were a cruise ship, and Marcy gives the Federation some free covert intelligence advice. We also play a rousing game of 80's Pyramid. Never heard of Pyramid? Then you're younger than us.Engage!
2018-03-221h 06
Green Shirt: A Newbie's Trek Through The Next Generation024 - Conspiracy (Friends' Kidneys & Improv Parasites)Hailing Frequencies Open - Send us a message!Join the Green Shirt Crew, along with co-conspirator, LIz, as we discuss childhood scars and friendship limits in "Conspiracy." Liz think she's identified the 24th century lolcat, Cameron can't stop seeing Mike Pence, Marcy wants to invite you over for a meal worm loaf, and Alex creates an abomination! Liz then tests our knowledge (and ickiness thresholds) with a quiz on parasites. Join us for the penultimate episode of season one. Engage!
2018-03-081h 09
Green Shirt: A Newbie's Trek Through The Next Generation023 - We'll Always Have Paris (Chronomancy & Data Dumps)Hailing Frequencies Open - Send us a message!The gang travels the galaxy, from Paris to Jansenn (the famed diamond planet), in this week's episode where we watched "We'll Always Have Paris." We tackle the tough questions like: What would you do with a holodeck, what future fashion do you want to wear, and how long would we be able to stand each other while crammed into a space capsule. Alex has to explain man-tits, Cameron refuses to give Alex the code to the airlock, and Marcy can't actually remember Paris. Plus an informative and tangent-inducing game of...
2018-03-011h 09
Green Shirt: A Newbie's Trek Through The Next Generation022 - Skin of Evil (Trashbag Dementors & Space Corpses)Hailing Frequencies Open - Send us a message!Pour out some Romulan Ale with the gang as they mourn the loss of Lieutenant Tasha Yar in "Skin of Evil." It's a solemn occasion (well, relatively) as we discuss Yar's legacy as well as the nature of oil slick mud puddles (aka: evil). Alex would like to say a few words, Marcy cries crocodile tears, and Cameron just wants to know why. Thankfully, Marcy brightens things up with a quiz on crystals. All this and more on this week's episode of Green Shirt! Engage!
2018-02-221h 09
Green Shirt: A Newbie's Trek Through The Next Generation021 - Symbiosis (D-Bag Data & "That" Scene)Hailing Frequencies Open - Send us a message!This week, on a very special episode of Green Shirt, the gang receives an incoming PSA on drug awareness in "Symbiosis." Will Captain Picard ever figure out how fast the Enterprise can go? Is Kirk's son actually Norm MacDonald? And will Wesley ever understand drugs? Join us and find out! Marcy imagines eating Bald Eagle for Thanksgiving dinner, Cameron realizes why the Enterprise keeps breaking down, and Alex channels a horny Wil Wheaton. Then Marcy and Alex join forces in a game of "Sci-Fi'd Effects." Engage!
2018-02-161h 04
Green Shirt: A Newbie's Trek Through The Next Generation020 - The Arsenal of Freedom (Weapon Planets & Old-Man Robes)Hailing Frequencies Open - Send us a message!It's a rollicking episode of Green Shirt as the gang gets infected by space giggles! It's up to stalwart Alex to keep things steady as we attempt to discuss the action-packed episode of "The Arsenal of Freedom." Marcy gets a lesson on finger quotes, Alex explains proper driving etiquette, and Cameron sees butt plugs everywhere! Alex also reveals behind-the-scenes stories, from the actors' mouths themselves.
2018-02-081h 05
Green Shirt: A Newbie's Trek Through The Next Generation019 - Heart of Glory (Klingon Nerds & Moist Humor)Hailing Frequencies Open - Send us a message!The gang finally gets their Worf episode with "Heart of Glory!" They reveal their inner super powers, discuss back-up bullies, and confuse alien names. Cameron teaches Alex Harry Potter terms, Marcy picks up on authentic Klingon, while Alex admits he would not survive in Klingon society. All this and more in an exciting episode of Green Shirt! Make it so!
2018-02-011h 05
Green Shirt: A Newbie's Trek Through The Next Generation018 - Coming of Age (Emo Albums & Pip Stomps)Hailing Frequencies Open - Send us a message!Suitably, the crew discovers a shared trait about their births in "Coming of Age." Wesley makes a friend while taking his Academy acceptance test while the Enterprise gets audited. Marcy reveals a secret about her childhood (it involves cloth chessboards), Cameron thinks he recognizes Remick from the "Busted" pages, and Alex pronounces GIF with a hard 'G'...just to spite Wil Wheaton. Plus a musical round of "High School in Space!" Make it so!
2018-01-251h 08
Green Shirt: A Newbie's Trek Through The Next Generation017 - Home Soil (Hard Science & Capital D's)Hailing Frequencies Open - Send us a message!Hard science meets dick jokes as the gang digs into "Home Soil." Cameron teleports Picard's fish, Alex spots a Nazi, and Marcy falls asleep at a national park. All this, plus a Trek Tek regarding terraforming and colonization. Engage!
2018-01-181h 03
Green Shirt: A Newbie's Trek Through The Next Generation016 - When the Bough Breaks (Jam Jams & Space Orphans)Hailing Frequencies Open - Send us a message!In this action packed episode, the gang manages to discuss "When the Bough Breaks" between learning how to play "slap the bag" and avoiding being hijacked by a strange alien signal. Marcy performs an epic eye roll, Alex doesn't 'F' around with Texas Instruments, and Cameron figures out the plot to LOST! Marcy and Cam also square off in a round of Kid-Movies-Alex-Doesn't-Hate. All this and so much more. Make it so!
2018-01-111h 06
Green Shirt: A Newbie's Trek Through The Next Generation015 - Too Short a Season (First Friends & "Earth" Days)Hailing Frequencies Open - Send us a message!The gang is joined by their first guest host, Rob Michaud, as they examine terrible make-up, male menopause, and stitch & bitches with '"Too Short a Season." Alex reveals he has a taste for anti-freeze, Cameron wonders how millennials make mix-tapes, Marcy keeps tally for Tasha, and Rob reveals a quick cure to chronic back pain. We top things off with a rousing game of "Make-Up and Throw-Up!" Engage!
2018-01-041h 06
Green Shirt: A Newbie's Trek Through The Next Generation014 - 11001001 (Ticking Clocks & Holodeck Socks)Hailing Frequencies Open - Send us a message!The gang witness upgrades to the ship (and script) in "11001001." Better effects, better writing, better aliens! Alex uncovers a devious conspiracy theory involving Gene Roddenberry, Marcy hallucinates rifle blasters, and Cameron admits that Superman gave him nightmares. Join in as we all finally love a season one episode! Engage!
2017-12-281h 03
Green Shirt: A Newbie's Trek Through The Next Generation013 - Angel One (Micro Men & 80's Sex)Hailing Frequencies Open - Send us a message!Uh-Oh! After the highs of Datalore, the gang is faced with the infamous "Angel One!" At least everyone loves Trent and seeing Geordi in "The Chair!" Marcy also enjoys some manly chest hair, Alex is reminded of the immortal words of MC Scat Cat, and Cameron wants to see MacGyver fight a Sasquatch. After a frank discussion regarding the #MeToo movement, Marcy treats us to a quiz centered around female led movies and TV shows. Are Cam and Alex up to the challenge? Tune in and make it so!
2017-12-211h 02
Green Shirt: A Newbie's Trek Through The Next Generation012 - Datalore (Bubbling Beakers & Barrel Fights)Hailing Frequencies Open - Send us a message!In this "extended" episode, the gang discusses a field trip they took to "Treknology," a presentation on the real life tech featured in Star Trek. Then they sing the praises of director Rob Bowman and the first pretty decent episode of The Next Generation! Alex is ready for the rumble of the century, Marcy rolls a "nat 20" on Geordi's perception, and Cameron gets passed over for a cowboy. Plus a thrilling game of "Do Androids Dream of Being Remembered Wholesale." Make it so!
2017-12-141h 18
Green Shirt: A Newbie's Trek Through The Next Generation011 - The Big Goodbye (Coke Bottles & Clam Slams)Hailing Frequencies Open - Send us a message!Do you dare enter the holodeck (and risk being atomically dissassembled?!) as the gang butts heads over their reactions to "The Big Goodbye?" The tables are turned as Alex is forced to dig in his heels and defend the first holodeck episode against Cameron and Marcy's collective disappointment. Marcy reveals what fictional universe she'd belong to, Alex channels Old Hollywood, and Cameron questions Picard's LARPing skills. Plus a fun round of "Star Trek Noir" helps Marcy discover a harsh truth about herself.
2017-12-071h 06
Green Shirt: A Newbie's Trek Through The Next Generation010 - Haven (High Fives & Harp Porn)Hailing Frequencies Open - Send us a message!Wedding bells ring on the Enterprise as we discuss Dianna's arranged marriage in this week's episode of "Haven." Although the gang is divided on their feelings about the episode, everyone agrees that Riker has interesting taste in entertainment. Cameron muses on the Enterprises interior decorating, Alex gets brutal about honesty, and Marcy attempts to hail an Uber. Cameron also pits Marcy and Alex against each other in a game of Journey Through the Guest Stars.
2017-11-301h 08
Green Shirt: A Newbie's Trek Through The Next Generation009 - Hide and Q (Teen Wolves & Laser Muskets)Hailing Frequencies Open - Send us a message!Join the crew of Green Shirt as they imagine life as a god in this week's episode of "Hide and Q." Marcy suggests that Geordi sees life as a Predator, Cameron makes a homophone pun, and Alex has some bad news for Wil Wheaton. Plus the second installment of Q&A pits Alex against Cameron in the battle of wits.
2017-11-231h 02
Green Shirt: A Newbie's Trek Through The Next Generation008 - The Battle (Pogo Balls & Forehead Magnets)Hailing Frequencies Open - Send us a message!The Green Shirt crew arms themselves with actual torpedos and mummified fish in order survive round two with the Ferengi in "The Battle!" Marcy confuses Star Trek with The Breakfast Club, Alex is prepared to go Brundle-Fly, and Cameron thinks he's ready to captain a star ship. All this, plus we delve into the existential crises of teleportation while answering some listener mail.
2017-11-161h 03
Green Shirt: A Newbie's Trek Through The Next Generation007 - Justice (Hot Pockets & Hairy Nips)Hailing Frequencies Open - Send us a message!The dick jokes are cranked to 11 as the Green Shirt crew warps down to the sex crazed episode of "Justice." Cameron has to throw away his slash fiction manuscript, Marcy imagines that Worf's first sexual experience didn't go as planned, and Alex notices a difference between the male and female speaking roles. Meanwhile Marcy pits Cameron against Alex in a round of 'A Mother's Love.'
2017-11-091h 02
Green Shirt: A Newbie's Trek Through The Next Generation006 - Lonely Among Us (B Plots & LaserScopes)Hailing Frequencies Open - Send us a message!The Green Shirt crew commiserates over the enterprises first casualty in "Lonely Among Us." Cameron wonders when we're going to learn more about Worf, Marcy has a new revelation concerning Data, while Alex is impressed by Crusher's headgear. Then the game is afoot as Marcy and Cameron go head-to-head in 'Sherlock or Star Trek?'
2017-11-021h 02
Green Shirt: A Newbie's Trek Through The Next Generation005 - Where No One Has Gone Before (Orange Cream & Unicorn Pigs)Hailing Frequencies Open - Send us a message!The group travels to the edge of the universe (or is there an edge?!) in "Where No One Has Gone Before." Marcy takes a trip down Rainbow Road, Cameron shares a birthplace with Riker, and Alex sneaks one in at the end.
2017-10-261h 00
Green Shirt: A Newbie's Trek Through The Next Generation004 - The Last Outpost (Laser Whips & Meth Gerbils)Hailing Frequencies Open - Send us a message!Cameron gets his first real taste of the Ferengi as the gang discusses "The Last Outpost." Alex shares a story from Space Camp, Marcy reveals a hidden love for ears, and Cameron wonders "what's Starfleet?"
2017-10-1959 min
Green Shirt: A Newbie's Trek Through The Next Generation003 - Code of Honor (Gym Mats & Star Cucks)Hailing Frequencies Open - Send us a message!This week we discuss the notorious episode, "Code of Honor." Cameron attempts to give the director the benefit of the doubt, Marcy loves the idea of "creepy Troi," and Alex makes a keen observation concerning warp speeds. Then we play a fun little game called 'Ikea Furniture or Trek Planet?'
2017-10-121h 02
Green Shirt: A Newbie's Trek Through The Next Generation002 - The Naked Now (Fully Functional & Anatomically Correct)Hailing Frequencies Open - Send us a message!Join the gang as they discuss their reactions to TNG's sophomore outing, "The Naked Now." Cameron muses on the Enterprises containment policies, Marcy shares a song, and Alex wonders where the mute button is in the future. Then we discuss voice synthesis technology in our first 'Tech Talk' (or is it 'Trek Tech?') segment.
2017-10-0556 min
Green Shirt: A Newbie's Trek Through The Next Generation001 - Encounter at Farpoint (Banana Clips & Space Jazzum)Hailing Frequencies Open - Send us a message!In this pilot episode we describe our respective relationships with Star Trek and watch Encounter at Farpoint. Cameron wonders if Riker was Kirk 2.0, Marcy revels in our shared love of Geordi's visor, and Alex asks Brent Spiner if he could please be a pervert.
2017-09-281h 07