Shows
Green Shirt: A Newbie's Trek Through The Next Generation182 - Nemesis (One Wedding and a Funeral)Hailing Frequencies Open - Send us a message!Steve joins the gang to toast (and roast) Nemesis! Worf bones up, Picard Tokyo Drifts, and Troi steals Beverly's line. Meanwhile John teaches us a new word, Steve comes up with a tongue twister, Cameron wants to end on butts, Bobi gives Worf a breathalizer, and Rob thinks Trump makes the movie better. All this, plus a mind teasing game of Star Trek: Code Names
2025-05-082h 28
Green Shirt: A Newbie's Trek Through The Next Generation180 - Star Trek: First Contact (Eye Stuff & Borg Muff)Hailing Frequencies Open - Send us a message!Marcy is lowered into the guest chair by black borg tubing to help Cameron digest his second contact with "First Contact." Riker remembers the morons, Worf needs some ointment, and Data gets a blow job. Meanwhile Cameron ignites his urine, Rob defends the best scene in movie history, Marcy misplaces Arnie, and John knows what to do with psycho ex-girlfriends. All this plus the most heated holodeck debate to date! Engage!Check out Marcy on her podcast, Idle Ride!Pick up some Green Shirt Merch
2025-04-052h 27
Green Shirt: A Newbie's Trek Through The Next Generation179 - Star Trek: Generations (Pantyhose & Plot Holes)Hailing Frequencies Open - Send us a message!The gang crosses paths with Abby Sommer to gauge how our emotion chips feel about Star Trek: Generations! Kirk proposes to a horse, Picard has a Tyler Durden, and Geordie gets Clockwork Oranged! Meanwhile Cameron channels Picard's mom, Rob sings a song, Bobi recasts Airbud, John gets lost in the Nexus, and Abby shares costume making tips. Engage!Pick up some Green Shirt MerchVisit Abby on Bluesky and check out her Enterprise podcast, First Flight
2025-03-272h 34
Green Shirt: A Newbie's Trek Through The Next Generation176 - All Good Things (Time Surfing & Space Buttholes)Hailing Frequencies Open - Send us a message!Marcy returns to help the gang over the finish line as they discuss the series finale, All Good Things! Worf pitches a big top, Data gets hit on by a cat, and Picard plays the dildo. Meanwhile Cameron wonders how to get around in the future, Rob brings back a bit, Bobi wonders about nips, Marcy chokes to death, and John laughs so hard he bleeds. All this plus a round of "Cat Spotting," "What's that Ep," and "Finale Finalists!" Engorge!Check out Marcy on her podcast...
2025-02-132h 38
Green Shirt: A Newbie's Trek Through The Next Generation175 - Preemptive Strike (Food Forward & Looking Fit)Hailing Frequencies Open - Send us a message!Agent Scott joins the team to declassify "Preemptive Strike!" Picard becomes a meme, Worf is the good cop, and it's all Geordie's fault. Meanwhile Cameron's head canon is broken, Rob doesn't wear flip flops, Bobi parties with Gul Dukat, John piggy backs, and Scott keeps thinking of Dicks. Engage!Follow Scott on TwitterAnd listen to his podcast, SpyhardsPick up some Green Shirt MerchFollow us on Twitter and Facebook
2025-01-301h 45
Green Shirt: A Newbie's Trek Through The Next GenerationDS9 Minute - The CollaboratorHailing Frequencies Open - Send us a message!The gang work together to discuss DS9's "The Collaborator" in 9 minutes! Rob is a bartchestered binoran, Cameron gets hit close to home, Bobi swallows shit, and John knows how to spell Bajoran names. Engage!Pick up some Green Shirt Merch
2025-01-2311 min
Green Shirt: A Newbie's Trek Through The Next GenerationDS90 Minute - Crossover (Gleevil Neara & Slap Jokes)Hailing Frequencies Open - Send us a message!The gang spend ninety (or thereabouts) minutes staring into the mirror and examining their thoughts on DS9's "Crossover" in this extra long DS9 Minute! Julian is a Dave-Head, Kira likes the temperature just so, and Odo has Play-doh hands. Meanwhile Cameron cleans his cord drawer, Rob promotes zen driving, Bobi suggests The Triangle of Sadness, and John wants to watch The Big Hit! All this plus a rousing game of Our Mirror Year. Engage!Pick up some Green Shirt Merch
2025-01-091h 30
Green Shirt: A Newbie's Trek Through The Next GenerationDS9 Minute - The WireHailing Frequencies Open - Send us a message!The gang revel in the never-ending sacrifice of "The Wire!" John makes HBO jokes, Cameron praises Cardassian covert naming conventions, Bobi TA's Garak's storytelling class, and Rob criticizes Garak's spycraft. Engage!Pick up some Green Shirt Merch
2024-12-2513 min
Green Shirt: A Newbie's Trek Through The Next Generation172 - Firstborn (Klingon World & Fun Uncles)Hailing Frequencies Open - Send us a message!Marcy drops in to surprise Bobi's twin, Drift, to discuss cool uncles, bad dads, and water balloons with "Firstborn!" Picard whips up some biometic gel, Geordie gets out-negotiated, and Alexander gets some Skittles. Meanwhile, Cameron travels through time to take a business class, Rob sells Kevin Smith some shirts, Bobi lets Rob get the last laugh, Drift takes a ride on the Marcy train and Marcy gets a time limit. Engage!Check out Marcy on her podcast, Idle Ride!Pick up some Green Shirt Merch
2024-12-191h 52
Green Shirt: A Newbie's Trek Through The Next Generation171 - Journey's End (White Guilt & Disgusted Sighs)Hailing Frequencies Open - Send us a message!John C Meyers joins the gang to pow-wow (we're so sorry) about "Journey's End! Beverly snores, Geordie draws bad boobs, and Picard gets some stank put on him. Meanwhile Cameron find a sacred soda, Rob's parents visit him in a vision, Bobi asks for a biodome, John C Meyers is the only one that makes sense, and John T Bolds has no ancestors. All this plus not one, but two games! "Know Your Roots" and "Imminent Doh!-main." Engage!Hear more from John C Meyers on his...
2024-12-051h 53
Green Shirt: A Newbie's Trek Through The Next Generation170 - Genesis (Body Horror & Body Counts)Hailing Frequencies Open - Send us a message!Micah steps out of his lab and into the zoo as we discuss "Genesis!" Picard is super bored, Troi has a portable bath tub, and Riker grows a shoulder pad. Meanwhile Cameron perfects his Picard, Bobi thinks skin is gross, Rob chimes in, Micah has the Powerglove, and John has flashlight notes. All this plus a rousing game of The Essentials. Engage!Pick up some Green Shirt Merch
2024-11-211h 21
Green Shirt: A Newbie's Trek Through The Next GenerationDS9 Minute - Blood OathHailing Frequencies Open - Send us a message!The gang reunite to fulfill their promise to discuss "Blood Oath!!" Bobi enjoys Klingon Golden Girl, Rob is bored, Cameron wants more heart eating, and John will not stand for chef smearing. Engage!Pick up some Green Shirt Merch
2024-11-1512 min
Green Shirt: A Newbie's Trek Through The Next Generation169 - Eye of the Beholder (Counselor Cops & Bulkhead Bodies)Hailing Frequencies Open - Send us a message!The gang is joined by Treks and the Cities' Alice Wetterlund to see "Eye of the Beholder" through each other's eyes. Riker has a rough week, Bev gives ballet lessons, and Tasha stars in a binge-worthy show! Meanwhile Cameron eats his cables, Rob angers Carrie Brownstein, Bobi is the most metal, Alice has to sign in to her phaser, and John is really into hulls. All this plus a disgusting game of circle-jerk. Engage!Check out Alice on her podcast, Treks and the CityPick...
2024-11-081h 41
Green Shirt: A Newbie's Trek Through The Next GenerationDS9 Minute - Profit and LossHailing Frequencies Open - Send us a message!The gang begin a beautiful friendship with "Profit and Loss!" Cameron relates with Quark, Rob pads a bit, John designs a half-breed, and Bobi gets shot! Engage!Pick up some Green Shirt Merch
2024-10-3111 min
Green Shirt: A Newbie's Trek Through The Next Generation168 - Masks (Styrofoam & Houseplants)Hailing Frequencies Open - Send us a message!Max visits the gang as we noodle out the meaning behind "Masks!" Riker sculpts a Trombone, Picard asks for some prompts, and Data gets encased in foam. Meanwhile, Cameron shares his Ben Stein impression, Max does his Dorn impression, Bobi gives her transporter impression, John puts on his best Eve 6 impression, and Rob is just impressed. Engage!Pick up some Green Shirt Merch
2024-10-251h 03
Green Shirt: A Newbie's Trek Through The Next Generation167 - Thine Own Self (New Pips & Scientific Tips)Hailing Frequencies Open - Send us a message!Audrey joins the gang as we try to remember how we felt about "Thine Own Self!" Worf smolders, Troi's reunion is too long, and Data gets dials. Meanwhile Cameron's Google is too white, Rob disappoints Weird Al, Bobi infects the crew, Audrey names an alien, and John schools us on Sim City. Engage!Pick up some Green Shirt Merch
2024-10-111h 29
Green Shirt: A Newbie's Trek Through The Next Generation166 - Lower Decks (Upper Deckers & Work Gossip)Hailing Frequencies Open - Send us a message!Jesse Bailey joins us to gossip about the episode which spawned a whole series, "Lower Decks!" Worf makes a bad Bajoran, Riker emulates The Breakfast Club, and Data trains a Roomba. Meanwhile, Cameron is -usually- a total coward, Rob puts make-up on a puppy, Bobi is a tornado storm of hot goss, Jesse traumatizes Picard, and John reveals his new look! Engage!Listen to Jesse over on Open Pike NightPick up some Green Shirt Merch
2024-09-261h 37
Green Shirt: A Newbie's Trek Through The Next GenerationDS9 Minute - ParadiseHailing Frequencies Open - Send us a message!The gang go into the hot box to discuss DS9's "Paradise!" Rob gets greasy, John drives us off a cliff, Bobi is worried about her electronic 'devices,' and Cameron goes on a cinematic journey. Engage!Pick up some Green Shirt Merch
2024-09-1914 min
Green Shirt: A Newbie's Trek Through The Next Generation165 - Sub Rosa (Space Scotland & Zombie Nanas)Hailing Frequencies Open - Send us a message!Jessi from Crusher Convo joins us as we light a candle for "Sub Rosa!" Troi puts on her business hair, Data describes Beverly's "down there," and Ronin causes global warming. Meanwhile Rob steals everyone's jokes, Cameron gives out an award for costuming, Bobi comes up with "Orgazmo," Jessi walks into Christina Aguilera, and John takes a stand on candles! All this plus a shameless game of "PornHub Feud!" Engage! Hear more from Jessi on Crusher ConvoPick up some Green Shirt Merch
2024-09-121h 41
Green Shirt: A Newbie's Trek Through The Next Generation164 - Homeward (Cave Pilled & Space Fellas)Hailing Frequencies Open - Send us a message!John C Meyers joins us as we round the bases of "Homeward!" Worf is raised by Madonna, Beverly fondles her moss, and Geordie plays Ed Harris. Meanwhile, Cameron keeps it in the family, Rob gets kimchee'd, Bobi hides a body, John C Meyers has a gift for the Borg, and John T Bolds finds out sponsor! Engage!Hear more from John C Meyers on his podcasts, John and Alexx Hate Stuff & This May Hurt a Bit.And follow him on Twitter.Pick up...
2024-08-291h 12
Green Shirt: A Newbie's Trek Through The Next GenerationDS9 Minute - Armageddon GameHailing Frequencies Open - Send us a message!The gang gets feverish over "Armageddon Game!" John has notes for the alien terrorists, Bobi has scores for the hair stylists, Cameron has seduction advice for Julian, and Rob reviews security procedures. Engage!
2024-08-2211 min
Green Shirt: A Newbie's Trek Through The Next Generation163 - The Pegasus (Gym Ropes & Dashed Hopes)Hailing Frequencies Open - Send us a message!Happy Picard Day!! Todd of Computer Resume podcast can attest that we go off the rails while discussing "The Pegasus!" Data plays to the camera, Riker experiments in college, and Picard eats his feelings. Meanwhile Cameron gets panic sweats, Rob has a hard out, Bobi apologizes to John's girlfriend, Todd gets a wink, and John turns in his JAG card. All this plus a round of Real Ship/Fake Ship?! Engage!Hear more from Todd on his podcasts, Computer Resume and Cinema ShockAnd follow...
2024-08-151h 42
Green Shirt: A Newbie's Trek Through The Next GenerationDS9 Minute - The AlternateHailing Frequencies Open - Send us a message!The gang go gooey for DS9's The Alternate! John respects the game, Rob gets an inconvenient nose bleed, Bobi wonders about Odo spunk, and Cameron looks forward to a Star Trek theme park. Engage!
2024-08-0811 min
Green Shirt: A Newbie's Trek Through The Next Generation162 - Parallels (Sliding Worfs & Scruffy Rikers)Hailing Frequencies Open - Send us a message!Abby Sommer from First Flight Podcast joins us as we realize there's not a single universe where we didn't enjoy "Parallels!" Worf joins a gymnastics team, Data shops at Goodwill, and Crusher gets a day off. Meanwhile, Cameron dates his co-hosts, Rob wishes Data had a sex tape, Bobi wants Worf's hair, Abby receives the cast of a warrior, and John knows his Picasso's! Engage!Hear more from Abby on First Flight PodcastPick up some Green Shirt Merch
2024-08-011h 35
Green Shirt: A Newbie's Trek Through The Next GenerationDS9 Minute - RivalsHailing Frequencies Open - Send us a message!The gang face off to discuss DS9's "Rivals!" John gives Cameron Directions, Cameron steals Chris Sarandon from Rob, Rob sweats on Bobi, and Bobi buys blankets with John. Plus, we discover that Prince Humperdink never watched Ninja Turtles! Engage!Pick up some Green Shirt Merch
2024-07-2511 min
Green Shirt: A Newbie's Trek Through The Next Generation161 - Inheritance (Momdroids & Magma Pockets)Hailing Frequencies Open - Send us a message!Joined by Flippe Kikee, the gang cannot stay mum about "Inheritance!" Data goes pale, Picard carves his initials in a planet, and Troi is boring. Meanwhile Cameron puts up a new poster in his room, Rob goes incognito, Bobi recasts a character, John cleans his grandma's attic, and Flippe gets creeped out. Engage!Follow Flippe on Twitter and Instagram!Pick up some Green Shirt Merch
2024-07-181h 29
Green Shirt: A Newbie's Trek Through The Next Generation160 - Force of Nature (Pod Cats & Space Surfing)Hailing Frequencies Open - Send us a message!Patrick Irelan joins the gang to yowl and hiss about "Inheritance!" Data thinks Geordie's a cat, Worf has some secret intel, and Picard expresses everything with a look. Meanwhile, Cameron's knees hurt, Rob can get us some debris, Patrick saves the planet, and John can't use a lightsaber. PLUS a high speed round of "Fast Cats!" Engage!Check out Patrick on It's Got Star Trek!Pick up some Green Shirt Merch
2024-07-041h 21
Green Shirt: A Newbie's Trek Through The Next GenerationDS9 Minute - Second SightHailing Frequencies Open - Send us a message!The gang look into their feeling about "Second Sight!" Cameron gets screenwriting advice, Rob transforms into a robot, Bobi is preoccupied with size, and John thought Randy Quaid guest starred in this episode. Engage!Pick up some Green Shirt Merch
2024-06-2710 min
Green Shirt: A Newbie's Trek Through The Next GenerationBonus Live Show from Trek Long Island - Make it SerializedHailing Frequencies Open - Send us a message!Ashlyn from the Duras Sister's Podcast joins the gang in Long Island to discuss what episodes of TNG they would have liked to have seen season long arcs of. Data turns into a car, Geordie wants to remain a horrible troll creature, and Picard crushes a young Romulan boy's dreams. Meanwhile Rob fingerprints Armus, Cameron wants David Cronenberg to direct everything, John takes us to Burning Man, and Ashlyn traps the audience in a Casino. Engage! Pick up some Green Shirt MerchCheck out all t...
2024-06-2043 min
Green Shirt: A Newbie's Trek Through The Next Generation159 - Attached (Picrusher Edging & Basic Soup)Hailing Frequencies Open - Send us a message!Michelle joins us around the campfire to open up about "Attached!" Crusher has some hot goss, Worf gets fired, and Picard listens to his Shakespeare podcast. Meanwhile, Cameron forgets women have nipples, Bobi discovers her favorite soup, Rob wants more cakes, Michelle hulks out, and John falls asleep. All this plus a round of Conspiracy Quiz! Engage!Pick up some Green Shirt Merch
2024-06-061h 48
Green Shirt: A Newbie's Trek Through The Next Generation157 - Phantasms (Troi Cakes & Riker Smoothies)Hailing Frequencies Open - Send us a message!Jenn from My Streaming Bubble joins us to psychoanalyze "Phantasms!" Geordie leaves the parking break on, Picard becomes a cat person, and Troi talks directly to Marcy. Meanwhile, John has advice for Spike Lee, Jen stares at her cat, Rob receives a sick burn, and Cameron won't say no to confetti. Engage!Follow Jenn on TwitterCheck out her podcasts, My Streaming Bubble and Twin It to Win ItPick up some Green Shirt Merch
2024-05-091h 28
Green Shirt: A Newbie's Trek Through The Next Generation156 - Gambit pt 2 (Gallstones & Loose Bananas)Hailing Frequencies Open - Send us a message!Josh from The Bricked Pit joins us to avoid the banana peels and plot holes of "Gambit pt 2!" Picard goes full WWF, Data changes the wallpaper, and the Enterprise gets in a slap fight. Meanwhile Cameron turns into Bobi, Rob shares his search history, Bobi wants to know more about squirting DNA, John times Picard's reaction speed, and Josh recasts all the Klingons. Engage!Follow Josh on TwitterCheck out his podcast, The Bricked PitPick up some Green Shirt Merch
2024-04-251h 43
Green Shirt: A Newbie's Trek Through The Next GenerationDS9 Minute - Invasive ProceduresHailing Frequencies Open - Send us a message!The gang gets up into the guts of "Invasive Procedures!" Cameron keeps his marriage from falling apart, Rob doesn't drink the Kool-Aid, John tracks O'Brien's family tree, and Bobi wonders what to do with Quark. Engage!Pick up some Green Shirt Merch
2024-04-1811 min
Green Shirt: A Newbie's Trek Through The Next Generation155 - Gambit pt 1 (Theater Nerds & Dripping Bottoms)Hailing Frequencies Open - Send us a message!Elle helps the gang hand out nicknames to the mercenary crew in "Gambit pt 1!" Troi wears a smock, Riker is always ready for bed, and Picard loses his loofah. Meanwhile, Cameron still can't pronounce Saavik, Rob recasts Batman, Bobi wants more cleavage, Elle has an existential crisis, and John stays up late! Engage!Follow Elle on TwitterPick up some Green Shirt Merch
2024-04-111h 20
Green Shirt: A Newbie's Trek Through The Next Generation154 - Interface (Ramen Broth & Juicy Nacelles)Hailing Frequencies Open - Send us a message!Newman from the Movies 4 Dayz podcast joins us to jack into and probe "Interface!" Crusher calls the kids in for dinner, Geordie talks too loud, and Riker welcomes a new member of the Dead Moms Club. Meanwhile Cameron's had a busy decade, Rob gets put in the book, Newman endangers his marriage, Bobi learns some musical theater, and Producer John gets in bathroom trouble. Engage!Follow Newman on TwitterCheck out his podcast, Movies 4 DayzPick up some Green Shirt Merch
2024-03-281h 40
Green Shirt: A Newbie's Trek Through The Next GenerationDS9 Minute - The CircleHailing Frequencies Open - Send us a message!The gang go round and round about how good "The Circle" is! John pinpoints Winn's specific type of evil, Bobi goes straight THERE, Rob thinks about Paul Rudd, and Cameron counts rats. Engage! Pick up some Green Shirt Merch
2024-03-2112 min
Green Shirt: A Newbie's Trek Through The Next Generation153 - Liasons (Robert Stack & Space Buffets)Hailing Frequencies Open - Send us a message!The gang engages in some international diplomacy as Captain Idol joins them from across the pond to discuss "Liasons!" Troi gets a cavity, Picard goes unzipped, and Worf pulls a Roadhouse! Meanwhile Cameron threatens to quit Star Trek, Rob thinks chocolate tastes like vomit, Bobi knows what Klingons won't do, John squirts blood, and Captain Idol shops at the same place as Worf. All this plus a rousing game of Space Food! Engage!Listen to Captain Idol on Trek Time!Pick up some Green Shirt...
2024-03-141h 14
Green Shirt: A Newbie's Trek Through The Next Generation152 - Descent pt 2 (Borg Pipes & Corona Life)Hailing Frequencies Open - Send us a message!Julian Brown from Strange New Pod joins the gang to discuss "Descent pt 2!" Riker nearly gets spit on, Lore chews his toenail, and Crusher finds her beach. Meanwhile Cameron puts a pin in children, Rob names his Gerbil, Bobi attends the theater, Julian shops at IKEA, and John chooses Schneider. Engage!Listen to Julian on Strange New PodPick up some Green Shirt Merch
2024-02-291h 53
Green Shirt: A Newbie's Trek Through The Next GenerationDS9 Minute - In the Hands of the ProphetsHailing Frequencies Open - Send us a message!The gang gets schooled by the explosive season 1 finale, "In the Hands of the Prophets." Cameron starts going to church, Rob tracks the food, Bobi has some notes for Keiko, and John watches In the Line of Fire. Engage! Pick up some Green Shirt Merch
2024-02-2215 min
Green Shirt: A Newbie's Trek Through The Next Generation151 - Descent pt 1 (Feelings Wheels & Grumpy Borg)Hailing Frequencies Open - Send us a message!Wynde Priddy joins the gang to dive deep and mine our feelings on "Descent pt 1!" Picard flagellates, Troi says murder is okay, and Data gives a Borg boobies. Meanwhile Cameron acts like a teenage girl, Rob doesn't feel anger, Wynde stares blankly, and John likes it dark. Engage!Listen to Wynde's work on The Greatest Trek and The Greatest Generation!Pick up some Green Shirt Merch
2024-01-251h 16
Green Shirt: A Newbie's Trek Through The Next GenerationDS9 Minute - Move Along HomeHailing Frequencies Open - Send us a message!The gang work their way through the chaps of "Move Along Home!" Cameron practices giving "the talk," Bobi makes a lot of gems, Rob doesn't do Picard, and John plays game master. Engage!Pick up some Green Shirt Merch
2023-10-2611 min
Green Shirt: A Newbie's Trek Through The Next GenerationDS9 Minute - The PassengerHailing Frequencies Open - Send us a message! The gang tries to figure out who's Voldemort in "The Passenger!" Cameron wants to visit the holosuits, Bobi learns a word, Rob has a 'ship, John thinks he's watching Strange New Worlds, and Jesse from Open Pike Night stops by to share his 13 seconds. Engage!Pick up some Green Shirt Merch
2023-10-1214 min
Green Shirt: A Newbie's Trek Through The Next Generation143 - Starship Mine (Small Talks & Mournful Walks)Hailing Frequencies Open - Send us a message!Jesse Bailey joins us to define "small talk" as we discuss Die Hard on the Enterprise with "Starship Mine!" Troi becomes a shool counselor, Picard loses Worf's pet, and Data remembers he's an android. Meanwhile Rob counts butt grooves, Bobi is pro-AI, Cam gets confused about horses, John won't forget Morshower, and Jesse was not intimidated. All this plus a rousing game of "Small Hard!" Engage!Pick up some Green Shirt MerchCheck out Jesse, along with Cameron and John, on Open Pike Night
2023-10-051h 42
Green Shirt: A Newbie's Trek Through The Next Generation142 - Birthright pt 2 (Stick Hoop & Tai Chi)Hailing Frequencies Open - Send us a message!Veronica Osorio injects the show with the culture we didn't know we were missing as we discuss "Birthright pt 2!" Picard feels the shtag, Geordie gets erased, and Worf goes full Bacon! Meanwhile Rob finds alien dog tasty, John stops kissing a girl, Cameron commits death by cheese, and Veronica feels the holy spirit! Engage!Pick up some Green Shirt MerchVisit Veronica on Instagram or her website and be sure to check out Treks and the City!
2023-09-211h 48
Green Shirt: A Newbie's Trek Through The Next Generation140 - Tapestry (Jelly Stains & Sexual Tension)Hailing Frequencies Open - Send us a message!It's a wonderful pod as Ashley from Talking Trek Wars joins the gang to decide if we have any regrets after watching "Tapestry!" Picard spills meatballs on himself, Worf has a better life, and Q enjoys some Bok Choy. Meanwhile, John is controlled by magnets, Bobi researches Siracha, Ashley becomes a script doctor, and both Cameron and Rob share their big theories. Engage!Pick up some Green Shirt MerchCheck out Talking Trek Wars and Trek Nights at the Hollywood Theater
2023-07-061h 32
Green Shirt: A Newbie's Trek Through The Next Generation139 - Face of the Enemy (Spy Craft & Yell Fest)Hailing Frequencies Open - Send us a message!Marcy returns to face off against the gang in a tense battle of wills as they discuss "Face of the Enemy!" Troi gets Weekend and Berniesed, Data plays with a spider, and Geordie has a Romulan counterpart. Meanwhile John leaves a Yelp review, Rob spots a bear, Bobi knows simians, Marcy tries not to be mean, and Cameron makes one person laugh. Engage!Pick up some Green Shirt MerchVisit Marcy on Twitter and check out her podcast, Idle Ride
2023-06-221h 38
Green Shirt: A Newbie's Trek Through The Next GenerationBonus Episode - DS9's Emissary (Space Malls & Natural Dabos)Hailing Frequencies Open - Send us a message!Jesse from Open Pike Night joins the gang as they take a detour through a wormhole to visit the DS9 pilot, "Emissary!" Jake out rocks Wesley, O'Brien rides O'Brien, and Picard shows Sisko how to earn a Cardassian's respect. Meanwhile Cameron has sects on the mind, Rob does not want to discuss leaving the shuttle, Bobi feels the power, John is a big Blues Traveler fan, and Jesse is almost a professional. Engage!Pick up some Green Shirt MerchListen to Jesse (as well as...
2023-05-111h 59
Green Shirt: A Newbie's Trek Through The Next Generation133 - A Fistful of Datas (Gooseberries & Bees Wax)Hailing Frequencies Open - Send us a message!Zo from Back Look Cinema joins us at high noon to discuss "A Fistful of Datas!" Geordie learns some French, Data becomes a thumb drive, and the Enterprise plays dress up! Meanwhile Cameron gets compared to Troi, Bobi takes the high ground, Rob discovers a pirate, Zo teaches us how to fight, and John wants headshots. Engage! Pick up some Green Shirt MerchVisit Zo on Twitter and check out his podcast, Back Look Cinema
2023-03-161h 30
Green Shirt: A Newbie's Trek Through The Next Generation132 - Rascals (Decent Hijinks & Heavy Casualties)Hailing Frequencies Open - Send us a message!Abby Sommer from the First Flight Podcast joins us as we try to act our age while discussing "Rascals!" Picard visits the gift shop, Guinen makes things weird, and Geordie orders take-out. Meanwhile Cameron agrees with the Ferengi, Rob creates his own canon, Bobi wakes up on the floor, Abby wants to talk about boots, and John takes us to Thunderdome. All this plus a new titillating segment!Engage!Pick up some Green Shirt MerchVisit Abby on Twitter and check out her Enterprise podcast...
2023-03-021h 25
Green Shirt: A Newbie's Trek Through The Next Generation131 - True Q (Deleted Puppies & Sleepy Gods)Hailing Frequencies Open - Send us a message!The gang tries not to argue in front of the guest as Michelle from Crusher Convo drops in to discuss "True Q!" Worf hides in his room, Beverly plans on some grand babies, and Geordie is ready to die. Meanwhile Cameron figures out Q's true form, Rob does a deep dive on Henry, Bobi discovers a new soul mate, John gets his first celebrity crush, and Michelle steals all of Cam's notes. Engage!Pick up some Green Shirt MerchHear more Crusher conversation from Michelle...
2023-02-161h 44
Green Shirt: A Newbie's Trek Through The Next Generation130 - Schisms (IKEA Tables & Bad Poetry)Hailing Frequencies Open - Send us a message!John C Meyers joins the gang to discuss android poetry, computer designed tables, and a lot of unhinged tangents with "Schisms!" Riker sings some Wham!, Worf asks for the Rachel, and Beverly gives Riker some cocaine. Meanwhile, Rob writes a book, Cam knows what his Christmas present is, John Meyers gets type cast, Bobi has some notes for Jigsaw, and John Bolds could write an ode to tools. All this plus a game of Sleep Disorders: Fact or Fiction. But that's not all! We'll also throw in the most...
2023-02-021h 40
Green Shirt: A Newbie's Trek Through The Next Generation129 - Relics (Dyson Balls & Audio Books)Hailing Frequencies Open - Send us a message!Josh Alder joins the gang to talk signal degradation, nostalgia, and corpse handling with "Relics!" Worf becomes a beast, Picard a nobleman, and Data the TOS computer. Meanwhile Cameron gets judged by Franklin, Bobi makes out with Scotty, Rob promotes his controversial Dyson Sphere theory, John "puts it in there," and Josh gets drunk on Ecto-Cooler. Engage! Pick up some Green Shirt Merch
2023-01-191h 36
Green Shirt: A Newbie's Trek Through The Next Generation128 - Man of the People (Troi-Chi & Lowered Expectations)Hailing Frequencies Open - Send us a message!Chris Khatami joins the gang to wallow in our toxic emotions as we watch "Man of the People." Bev wants a burrito, Picard goes full Road House, and Deanna robs her mother's closet. Meanwhile, Rob does some research, Cameron has a room full of college students, Bobi creates a visual, Chris gets poisoned, and John puts Janeway to rest. Plus a rapid fire game of "Oldly Going or Boldly Going (in my mouth)!" Engage!Pick up some Green Shirt Merch
2023-01-051h 33
Green Shirt: A Newbie's Trek Through The Next Generation127 - Realm of Fear (Glitter Pillows & Space Buttholes)Hailing Frequencies Open - Send us a message!The gang are joined by Jesse Blanchard to discuss puppets, phobias, and lukewarm water in "Realm of Fear!" Worf gets gummed, O'Brien gets his liquor license, and Barclay moves back in with mom. Meanwhile Rob rides a vibe, Bobi gets an ironic cancellation, Cameron names his band, John cuddles a tarantula, and Jesse doesn't want to pull a T-1000. All this and more on this week's episode of Green Shirt! Engage!Learn more about Jesse and Puppetcore FilmsListen to Cam on Cheap Seat Review's...
2022-12-221h 16
Green Shirt: A Newbie's Trek Through The Next Generation126 - Time's Arrow II (Crime Sprees & Cholera Poop)Hailing Frequencies Open - Send us a message!Micah joins the gang to practice their Twains and blindly leap into Season 6 with "Time's Arrow II!" Troi embodies her mom, Beverly forgets to check the pants, and Geordie robs a bank. Meanwhile, Cameron peaks early, Bobi wants to throw trash in the streets, Rob catches the Zodiac Killer, John wants the middle episode, and Micah grows some cholera. All this plus a round of "Never the Twain shall meet" on this week's episode of Green Shirt!
2022-12-081h 29
Green Shirt: A Newbie's Trek Through The Next Generation125 - Time's Arrow I (Glow Holes & Laser Bags)Hailing Frequencies Open - Send us a message!Wes joins the gang as we lose our collective heads and focus on the wrong parts of "Time's Arrow I!" Picard finds a dirty sock, Data meets Trump, and Riker gets stink palmed. Meanwhile Cameron designs a new Halloween mask, Bobi hates inconvenient family deaths, Rob writes some new fan fic, Wes makes the best joke, and John passes his pop quiz. Plus we discover the lost Ursine-themed Trek sequel! Engage!Visit Wes on TwitterAnd check out his blog, Deep Dive DisneyPick up...
2022-09-291h 32
Green Shirt: A Newbie's Trek Through The Next Generation124 - The Inner Light (Flute Face & Friendship)Hailing Frequencies Open - Send us a message!Marcy returns to showcase her flute skills, discuss soup, and sob like a beta cuck, with us all over "The Inner Light!" Riker ironweaves a trombone, Worf has a bad idea, and Picard finds a satellite baby. Meanwhile Marcy gets banned from doing closed captions, Cameron costs us a listener, John wonders about door opening technology, Rob tracks Picard's shoes, and Bobi is haunted by French children's songs. Engage! Visit Marcy on Tik TokCheck out the Open Pike Night interview with Bill WolkoffPick...
2022-09-151h 33
Green Shirt: A Newbie's Trek Through The Next Generation123 - The Next Phase (Jazzy Wakes & Maniacal Takes)Hailing Frequencies Open - Send us a message!Patrick Irelan joins the gang for a joyous post mortem, with opinions as scattered as chroniton beams at a funeral, of "The Next Phase!" O'Brien is busy with Hugh Grant, Riker leaves trombones everywhere, and Worf is finally heeded! Meanwhile, Cameron pitches Season 4 of Lower Decks, Rob becomes a cat tree, Patrick's been head-canoning since 1993, John wonders what ghost stories Geordie's been reading, and Bobi vetoes our plans for her funeral. Engage!Check out Patrick on It's Got Star Trek and on TwitterCheck out the...
2022-09-011h 29
Green Shirt: A Newbie's Trek Through The Next Generation122 - I, Borg (Resistance is Fun-tile)Hailing Frequencies Open - Send us a message!Marcy returns to squeeze Hugh's cute widdle cheeks as we discuss friendship, loneliness, and who's the biggest dick in "I, Borg!" Beverly knits a sweater for the Borg, Riker and Troi have word sex, and Picard and Guinen trade ogles. Meanwhile Marcy wants to assimilate a rabbit, Cameron follows the rule of 7, Bobi is in on the joke, Rob forgets Riker, and John remixes Hugh's voice. Engage!Listen to Bobi on Another Time MacCleodCheck out the Open Pike Night interview with Melissa NaviaPick...
2022-08-181h 24
Green Shirt: A Newbie's Trek Through The Next Generation121 - Imaginary Friend (Nebula Lights & Ceramic Fights)Hailing Frequencies Open - Send us a message!The gang disagree on ceramics, child actors, and decorative fruit as they try to imagine better versions of "Imaginary Friend!" Data finds his banter chip, Worf is good with kids, and Picard want to shoot on sight. Meanwhile Rob relates with Nurse Ogawa, Cameron relates with Dr. Crusher, Bobi creeps everyone out, and John dispenses some experience-free parental advice. Engage!Pick up some Green Shirt MerchFollow us on Twitter and FacebookHear the gang get mysterious on Where's BeverlyListen to John...
2022-08-041h 13
Green Shirt: A Newbie's Trek Through The Next Generation118 - The First Duty (JAG Revelations & Diamond Formations)Hailing Frequencies Open - Send us a message!The gang takes a trip to Earth to visit Ramon and discuss the truth of "The First Duty!" Wesley gets ghosted, Picard hides a body, and Worf torpedoes the evidence. Meanwhile Cameron learns Tom Paris is not He-Man, Rob says something cool, Bobi enjoys tequila for breakfast, Ramon distresses his dog, and John invokes Starship Troopers. All this plus college hi-jinks stories! Engage!Pick up some Green Shirt Merch
2022-06-231h 25
Green Shirt: A Newbie's Trek Through The Next Generation117 - Cause & Effect (Cheers Blokes & Running Jokes)Hailing Frequencies Open - Send us a message!Shawn Allred joins the gang to relive all their favorite moments from "Cause and Effect!" Data perfects his smack talk, Riker has a foot console, and Picard gets a booty call. Rob forgets which Bluth he is, Shawn remodels his college without telling anyone, Cameron gives a speech with the wrong tone, John tells a joke for an audience of one, and Bobi hates on the best uniform in Starfleet. All this plus a game of "Top 3!" Engage!Check out Cheapseat Reviews (and listen to Cam's episode...
2022-06-091h 21
Green Shirt: A Newbie's Trek Through The Next Generation115 - Ethics (Broken Backs & Medical Quacks)Hailing Frequencies Open - Send us a message!Jesse drops in like a barrel full of chlorinide to cut open the episode "Ethics" and discovers that we're as split as Worf's spine! Worf tries out his son's hoverboard, Pulaski hacks the replicator, and Picard plays Fek'lhr's advocate. Meanwhile Cameron imagines O'Brien's midnight activities, Bobi admires one of Worf's body parts, Rob solves the mystery of Worf's chair, John wants to see cha'DIch stuff, and Jesse imitates all the characters! Engage!Check out Jesse with Cameron and John on Open Pike NightHear Jesse...
2022-05-121h 21
Green Shirt: A Newbie's Trek Through The Next Generation114 - Power Play (Angry Eyes & Milk Daddies)Hailing Frequencies Open - Send us a message!Marcy returns (though she can't remember why) to discuss the great acting and creepy scenes of "Power Play!" Picard doesn't believe in ghosts, River goes full Pee-Wee, and Worf is well padded. Meanwhile Cameron doesn't know his triangles, Rob 'splains the dingus, John finds war crimes hilarious, and Marcy's attitude is indicated. Engage!Visit Marcy on Tik TokPick up some Green Shirt Merch
2022-04-141h 17
Green Shirt: A Newbie's Trek Through The Next Generation113 - Conundrum (Amnesia Sex & Nicknames)Hailing Frequencies Open - Send us a message!Kate Sprout brings chips and salsa to stay up all night with us and watch "Conundrum!" Troi gets greasy, Worf solves erectile dysfunction, and Riker goes shopping in Alaska. Meanwhile, Rob teaches us about Star Wars, Bobi makes a sash, Cameron earns Rob's approval, Kate catches Picard drinking, and John cheats at Sim City. Engage!Pick up some Green Shirt Merch
2022-03-311h 23
Green Shirt: A Newbie's Trek Through The Next Generation112 - The Masterpiece Society (Hand Waving & Chaos F**king)Hailing Frequencies Open - Send us a message!Katie Watkins was genetically designed to help us discuss the imperfections of "The Masterpiece Society!" Picard becomes a priest, Troi's got her headphones in, and Geordie lends his visor to the Enterprise. Meanwhile Bobi gets triggered, Rob doesn't see sex, Cameron makes agency dirty, John plants his flag, and Katie gets visited by a human sized beetle. Engage! To hear more from Katie and her podcast, Anything But That:InstagramPodcast on AnchorPick up some Green Shirt MerchCheck out...
2022-03-171h 13
Green Shirt: A Newbie's Trek Through The Next GenerationBonus Episode - Tasha Yar RetrospectiveHailing Frequencies Open - Send us a message!With the last appearance of Sela, it seems the Tasha Yar chapter of TNG has come to a close. Marcy returns to yap about Yar on this special Crosby-cast! We discuss Tasha's legacy through her appearance in season 1, later season mentions, her time-twisting return in Yesterday's Enterprise, her Linda Hamilton-esque sister, and the stolen potential of her daughter, Sela. Marcy realizes the error of her cat theory, Rob wants a gas leak on the Enterprise, John's joke gets talked over, and Cameron invents a new kind of vibrator. Make...
2022-02-241h 00
Green Shirt: A Newbie's Trek Through The Next Generation108 - A Matter of Time (Time Heists & Frewer Puns)Hailing Frequencies Open - Send us a message!John C Meyers joins the gang to unravel the temporal complexities of "A Matter of Time." Worf visits New Jersey, Geordie enjoys a Jamba Juice, and Crusher is...confusing. Rob imitates Slippy Toad, Bobi wins the IMDB minute, Cameron has a limbic system, and John Meyers goes on a gooey gooey trip. Engage!Pick up some Green Shirt MerchFind John C Meyers and the John and Alexx Hate Stuff pod here:TwitterHomepagePatreon
2022-01-201h 22
Green Shirt: A Newbie's Trek Through The Next Generation102 - Ensign Ro (Manscaping & Magical Bajorans)Hailing Frequencies Open - Send us a message!Marcy returns as a guest to discuss Tasha done right, "Ensign Ro!" Worf fills out the appropriate paperwork, Riker's panties get bunched up, and Troi "meangirls" Ro. Meanwhile Bobi makes Producer John blush, Rob learns to accept death, Marcy gets her dicks in, and Cameron is completely inaccurate. Engage!Listen to Sudden But InevitableCheck out 15 Minutes of MarvelTune in to Esoterica CinemaPick up some Green Shirt Merch
2021-10-281h 13
Green Shirt: A Newbie's Trek Through The Next GenerationBonus Episode - TNG RecastHailing Frequencies Open - Send us a message!The gang task themselves with recasting The Next Generation! Marcy breaks the rules, Rob gets quirky, John gives Guinen a shotgun, and Cameron blows Picard. Plus we reveal Marcy's replacement for season 5! Engage!
2021-09-021h 16
Green Shirt: A Newbie's Trek Through The Next Generation098 - In Theory (Space Jeff & Horrifying Deaths)Hailing Frequencies Open - Send us a message!Joel joins the gang to test out "In Theory." Will they fall in love or suffer a bitter break-up? Tune in to find out. Things don't end well for Worf, Data gets Fatal Attractioned, and Riker is...Riker. Cameron has to clean his pants, Marcy reveals her inner sociopath, Rob jams with Max Rebo, and Joel gets in a Prequel reference. Engage!To find out more about our friend's LARP company, check out Redcap Endeavors.Listen to Cameron commit MCU sacrilege on Them's Fightin' Nerds...
2021-08-051h 18
Green Shirt: A Newbie's Trek Through The Next Generation097 - The Mind's Eye (Romulan Writers & Fake Geordies)Hailing Frequencies Open - Send us a message!Bri Pruett (a Star Trek newbie) joins the gang as we infiltrate the Romulan writers' room to unravel the plot of "The Mind's Eye!" Geordie has never watched Myth Busters, becomes a terrible waiter, and goes full Dexter! Cameron earns a special sound drop, Rob assumes John's wearing underwear, Marcy is on a trip to Risa, and Bri knows "boy stuff!" All this plus a thorough breakdown of the Ninja Turtles. Engage!To hear more from Bri, check out her website: https://www.bripruett.com/
2021-07-221h 14
Green Shirt: A Newbie's Trek Through The Next Generation094 - The Drumhead (Dolores Umbridge & Impressive Dads)Hailing Frequencies Open - Send us a message!John Meyers joins the gang to cover everything from fashion to fascism in "The Drumhead!" Picard shills for Crystal Pepsi, Data gets kicked in the groin, and Worf is a miniboss. Marcy makes a cabbage jokes, Rob makes a Lumiere joke, Cameron breaks a sweat making a joke, and John saves a joke. Engage!Check out more of John on his podcast John and Alexx Hate Stuff:http://www.johnandalexxhatestuff.com/@jahspod
2021-06-101h 12
Green Shirt: A Newbie's Trek Through The Next Generation092 - The Nth Degree (Mind Lasers & Wizard Heads)Hailing Frequencies Open - Send us a message!Adam Snyder joins the gang as we jack into "The Nth Degree" to discuss the Western Classics, Einstein, and...you guessed it...veiny space dildos. Picard receives some rare smack, Worf earns a maneuver, and Keiko shoos out vagrant Ferengi. Meanwhile Marcy wants more Vulcans, Rob offers his acting expertise, Adam talks himself out of being angry, and Cameron out vulgars Marcy. If you enjoy the high brow as much as the low, this is the episode for you. Engage!Check out Rob and Adam's old videos...
2021-05-131h 13
Green Shirt: A Newbie's Trek Through The Next Generation086 - Devil's Due (Space Zuul & Method Acting)Hailing Frequencies Open - Send us a message!The gang gets bedeviled by the long con of "Devil's Due." Picard creeps on Data, Klingons make terrible carpenters, and Data can't improv. Cameron wins Rob over, Marcy rewatches Major Dad, Rob claims gravy jokes, and Claudio wants a pair of Picard jammies. Engage!To visit this week's guest, Cluadio's restaurant - https://thetwilightroom.com/
2021-02-181h 13
Green Shirt: A Newbie's Trek Through The Next Generation085 - The Wounded (Racist Captains & Lip Chops)Hailing Frequencies Open - Send us a message!The gang are introduced to the Cardassians and manage to keep the Kardashian jokes to a minimum in "The Wounded." O'Brien finds creative uses for the teleporter, Picard misses being Locutus, and Worf gets it right! Rob tells us about his new "Flat Space" theory, Marcy is a Cardassian apologist, Cameron is caught with a puppet, and guest Daniel fumbles the punchline. Make it so!To learn more about Cameron and Daniel's work on "Frank & Zed" visit https://www.puppetcore.com/
2021-02-041h 12
Green Shirt: A Newbie's Trek Through The Next GenerationChristmas Bonus Ep - Jaggle Bells (Samwise Gamgee and Chekhov's Robot)Hailing Frequencies Open - Send us a message!As a holiday treat, Cameron and Rob watch their very first episode of JAG (and a Christmas episode to boot!). Joining them is JAG aficionado, John T Bolds to discuss suspected murders, absent fathers, and well stocked kitchen cabinets! Plus John tests Rob and Cam's abilities to predict future plot lines. It's a festive bonus episode to final tackle our long running JAG obsession.
2020-12-251h 03
Green Shirt: A Newbie's Trek Through The Next Generation081 - Future Imperfect (Sad Trombones & Party City)Hailing Frequencies Open - Send us a message!Chris Khatami joins the gang to peel back the onion layers of "Future Imperfect." Riker's a birthday month guy, Worf's brain winds up in a jar, and Picard grows a skullet. Marcy ranks her donkeys, Cameron can't get a photon pregnant, Rob bakes some Frakes cakes, and Chris knows what a shirtless Romulan looks like. Plus producer John Bolds googles Alaskan creeks. Make it so!Engage with Chris' podcast, Spec Script, here: https://www.stitcher.com/podcast/spec-script
2020-11-051h 11
Green Shirt: A Newbie's Trek Through The Next Generation078 - Remember Me (Strained Beeps & Electromagnetic Whooshing)Hailing Frequencies Open - Send us a message!What happens in the Crusherverse, stays in the Crusherverse. But luckily what happened in our podcast is here for your listening pleasure! John T Bolds joins us to discuss the great "Remember Me!" Crusher stands around for 15 years, Geordie wants to get into the Doctor's desk, and Picard stares. Cameron hates old people, Rob would separate the saucer, Marcy doesn't want to leave Crusher alone, and John self-sabotages. Crush those subscribe buttons and make it so!
2020-09-241h 10
Green Shirt: A Newbie's Trek Through The Next Generation077 - Suddenly Human (Amazing Hair & Laser Balls)Hailing Frequencies Open - Send us a message!The gang relive their emo teenage years as they watch "Suddenly Human!" Troi is in action stance, Riker gives off Step-Dad energy, and Picard has ch'DIch business! Cameron loses his rat tail, Rob wants clarity on acts of war, and Marcy has got to talk about that forehead ridge. Plus a fast-paced game of "Green Shirt Teen Quiz!" Make it so!
2020-09-101h 09
Green Shirt: A Newbie's Trek Through The Next Generation075 - Family (Deep Vs & Mud Acting)Hailing Frequencies Open - Send us a message!Guest host, Ramon, rolls around in the mud with the gang as they discuss "Family." Wesley's dad has fancy undies, Worf's dad is a 90's nerd, and Picard's brother could be a super soldier. Marcy demands to see everyone's hands, Ramon keeps his fingers crossed, Cameron wants the Enterprise to look like a He-Man action figure, and Rob grinds. Jokes and emotions run in equal measure this episode so make it so!
2020-08-131h 14
Green Shirt: A Newbie's Trek Through The Next Generation072 - Transfigurations (Orange Socks & Space ETs)Hailing Frequencies Open - Send us a message!John T Bolds joins the gang to help transform the plodding "Transfigurations" into a hilarious good time! Riker is not down with Crusher's root juice, Data docks with an alien spaceship, and Wesley remembers getting slapped. Cam gets beaten to the punchline, Rob's son weighs in on the effects, Marcy breaks down Crusher's medical malpractice, and John's waiting for The Backstreet Boys. All this plus a game of "More Human than Human." Engage!
2020-07-021h 10
Green Shirt: A Newbie's Trek Through The Next Generation070 - Sarek (Hot Tub Slime Machine)Hailing Frequencies Open - Send us a message!The gang must have space dementia to do something so illogical as record an episode of Green Shirt without Marcy present. Thankfully veteran guest, Rob M is here to help us discuss "Sarek!" O'Brien goes crazy with the teleporter, Riker buys fingernails off Ebay, and Wesley is jailbait. Rob M accepts his position as cha'DIch, Cameron spots Ensign Marcy, and Rob C accidentally watched Shrek. All this plus a riotous game of Illogical Fallacies! Make it so!
2020-06-041h 07
Green Shirt: A Newbie's Trek Through The Next Generation069 - The Most Toys (Space Hatchbacks & Cake Faces)Hailing Frequencies Open - Send us a message!The Green Shirt captures Sean Wynn to guest host as they discuss the full articulation of "The Most Toys." Data gets a holiday outfit, Worf finally gets to sit down, and Crusher stars in her own infomercial. Cameron builds a Data, Rob wants to explode, Sean invents Klingon Cologne, and Marcy has the least toys. Engage!!To learn more about Sean's sleep-rapping lyrics, visit preytorians.com
2020-05-211h 08
Green Shirt: A Newbie's Trek Through The Next Generation063 - The Offspring (Baby Data & Awkward Laughter)Hailing Frequencies Open - Send us a message!The gang burp cry, awkwardly laugh, and take smart pills as they watch "The Offspring." Wesley gets a haircut, Data gets caught holding a severed foot, and Picard sleeps in a sexy lady pose. Marcy wants us to know what Andrew was doing, Cameron escorts Riker to sexual harassment training, and Rob knows geese movies. All this, plus Rob destroys Cam in a game of "Father Daughter Movies." Haftel out!
2020-02-271h 13
Green Shirt: A Newbie's Trek Through The Next Generation058 - The Hunted (Scrawny Arms & Stubbly Triangles)Hailing Frequencies Open - Send us a message!The gang can't escape their differing opinions of "The Hunted!" They're hunted by questions like: How super should a super soldier be, what's a jefferies tube, and are shields rubber? Worf fails at Donkey Kong, Crusher emasculates Cameron, and nobody asked Riker. Marcy defends the triangle, Rob looks up anagrams, and Cameron likes moon prisons. All this plus a thrilling game of "Escape Extravaganza!" Engage!
2019-12-191h 06
Green Shirt: A Newbie's Trek Through The Next Generation056 - The Vengeance Factor (Blueburns & Butt Rock Bands)Hailing Frequencies Open - Send us a message!The gang is joined by Cameron's little sister as they all sit down to a dish best served cold and discuss "The Vengeance Factor." Sovereign Marouk plays Wing Commander, Riker is straight woke, and Wesley knows he's not white trash. Cameron learns about The Fat Boys, Marcy gives alien dating advice, Chelsea knows what to do with a glass of acid, and the group turns on Rob. All this plus a mind tingling game of "Dixon Hill's Murder Minute." Make it so!
2019-11-211h 09
Green Shirt: A Newbie's Trek Through The Next Generation053 - Booby Trap (Friend Zones & Technobabble)Hailing Frequencies Open - Send us a message!The gang tries to understand technobabble as they get ensnared by 'Booby Trap.' Picard has an ancient hard-on, O'Brien gets cheeky with the teleporter, and Geordie listens to sad Charlie Brown music. Cameron loves desiccated corpses, Rob is to be taken care of at all times, and Marcy has her book taken away. Plus an infused game of Coco-No-No! Make it so.
2019-10-101h 08
Green Shirt: A Newbie's Trek Through The Next Generation052 - The Bonding (Wacky Corpses & Ghost Moms)Hailing Frequencies Open - Send us a message!The gang is joined by John C Meyers as they discuss the inevitability of death, the grieving process, and Laser Aliens! Riker -knows- everybody, Worf might be a serial killer, Picard feels the weight of doody. Cameron rehearses for Christmas, Rob discovers that his mom is Pulaski, Marcy feels called out, and Jon learns what happiness is. All this plus a rousing game of Space Ghoooooost! Engage!Hear more of John on his podcast John and Alexx Hate Stuff: http://www.johnandalexxhatestuff.com/
2019-09-261h 09
Green Shirt: A Newbie's Trek Through The Next Generation051 - Who Watches the Watchers (Interstellar Crows & Mintakan Face)Hailing Frequencies Open - Send us a message!The gang are divided into true believers and skeptics as they discuss "Who Watches the Watchers." We notice that Geordie doesn't pay attention to briefings, agree that Picard would make a wonderful religion, and bet that Riker would want to broadcast to the entire ship. Rob gets top score in Vulcanoid, Cameron gets sent to the Omega Quadrant, and Marcy fills Rob's nerd hole. All this plus a quick game of "Cam's Way or the Yahweh." Make it so!
2019-09-121h 08
Green Shirt: A Newbie's Trek Through The Next Generation047 - Shades of Gray (Gettin' Stuck & Hairy Dudes)Hailing Frequencies Open - Send us a message!The gang, along with guest host Rob M., gets stuck watching (and recording) a clip episode in "Shades of Gray." Celebrate the end of season two by listening in as Pulaski fills her laptop with alien porn, Riker is lucky he doesn't get a thorn in his dick, and O'Brien filters out shit stains. Cameron starts a diet of cherry soda and bee venom, Marcy brings a hornets nest to Rob's picnic, and the council of Robs are not sherpas. All this, plus a sexy game of "52 Cards of...
2019-07-181h 12
Green Shirt: A Newbie's Trek Through The Next Generation045 - The Emissary (Klingon Cakebatter & The Prime Erective)Hailing Frequencies Open - Send us a message!John T Bolds joins the gang and they all go crazy eights for "The Emissary." We sniff wrists, marry each other, and perform a radio drama of deleted Star Trek scenes. Marcy wants to see the future's craziest tits, Rob wants to see a shirtless Worf, Cameron explains Klingon reproduction, and John sets the record straight. Plus a porntastic quiz on strange animal mating behaviors. All this and so much more: Engage!
2019-06-201h 10
Green Shirt: A Newbie's Trek Through The Next Generation041 - Q Who (Baby Borgs and Bavmorda Fingers)Hailing Frequencies Open - Send us a message!Cameron gets assimilated as he witnesses his first ever Borg episode with "Q Who." We want to see a wizard's duel, invent some tongue twisters, and Gomez makes us wish we had three hands! Cameron wants to be fair to the Borg, Marcy ships her co-hosts, and Rob wants a cybernetic butt. Plus a rousing game of "What's My Villain?!" Engage!
2019-04-251h 09
Green Shirt: A Newbie's Trek Through The Next Generation040 - Pen Pals (Creepy Fingers and Gobbledy Gook)Hailing Frequencies Open - Send us a message!Saddle up and ride out with the gang as they're chomping at the bit to beat the dead horse of "Pen Pals." Worf wants to punch a planet, Ensign Davies wants to destroy all rocks, and Riker takes multiple trips to his HR rep. Cameron creates a stardate spreadsheet, Rob does NOT want to see a costume on a horse, and Marcy falls in love with Jodhpurs. All this plus a horse race between Cameron and Marcy in a game of "Horse Term or Teen Slang!" Engage!
2019-04-111h 09
Green Shirt: A Newbie's Trek Through The Next Generation039 - The Icarus Factor (Daddy Issues and Scuttlebutt)Hailing Frequencies Open - Send us a message!It's an epic episode for an epic episode! Special guest John T Bolds joins us to discuss coming to grips with your emotions while practicing feats of barbarism in "The Icarus Factor." We fall more in love with O'Brien, imagine a Riker/Worf spin-off series, and wonder who started the scuttlebutt. John brings his expertise for the smallest part of the episode, Cameron bestows Marcy with a new nickname, Rob challenges John to a Pixie Stick duel, and Marcy is not okay with public displays of affection! All this...
2019-03-281h 09
Green Shirt: A Newbie's Trek Through The Next Generation038 - Time Squared (Time Toilets & Dead Hamsters)Hailing Frequencies Open - Send us a message!Grab a plate of Owon eggs as the crew travel through time in "Time Squared." We struggle with the new slang, disagree about Picard's self loathing, and lose all our listeners with too much Star Wars talk. Cameron joins space OSHA, Rob teaches us how to kill time in restaurants, and Marcy finally comes to grips with time travel. Plus Cameron tests Rob and Marcy on just how well they know themselves. All this and more await you in this week's episode of Green Shirt! Engage!
2019-03-141h 06
Green Shirt: A Newbie's Trek Through The Next Generation033 - A Matter of Honor (Phaser Ranges and Klingon Cuisine)Hailing Frequencies Open - Send us a message!The Green Shirt crew falls in love with some down home Klingon cooking in "A Matter of Honor." Along the way they discover the alpha in the group, wonder if they're racist, and wonder why Picard has gone through so many transfers. Rob giggles at Cameron's new nickname, Marcy shares the Klingon sense of humor, and Cameron gets pissed off at the holodeck (even though it doesn't feature in this episode). Plus a scrumptious game of Spot-the-Gagh! All this and more on this week's episode of Green Shirt...
2019-01-031h 07
Green Shirt: A Newbie's Trek Through The Next Generation030 - Loud as a Whisper (Danger Zone and Snack Cakes)Hailing Frequencies Open - Send us a message!Rob, Cam, and Marcy make some noise as they watch 'Loud as a Whisper!" We share our inner voices, get excited about lasers, and finally find Rob's limit. Cameron targets womp rats with his calculator, Marcy becomes a "Piker," and Rob fails at charades. Plus a face-melting game of "Disintegrated, Melted, or Vaporized." Join us as we cut loose with Riva-the-Kenny-Loggins-Look-A-Like. Engage!
2018-11-221h 09
Green Shirt: A Newbie's Trek Through The Next Generation026 - The Child (Laser Plagues and Puppy Shuttles)Hailing Frequencies Open - Send us a message!Join the continuing adventures of Green Shirt as we welcome aboard new co-host, Rob Campbell! This week we babysit the Season 2 premiere, "The Child". Cameron thinks he's discovered a gaping hole in Riker's lexicon, Marcy reveals her favorite movie (it features Wil Wheaton!), and Rob finds his new ringtone. Featuring a quick recap of season 1, you've got everything you need for a cosmic journey of laughs. Engage!
2018-09-271h 09
Green Shirt: A Newbie's Trek Through The Next Generation015 - Too Short a Season (First Friends & "Earth" Days)Hailing Frequencies Open - Send us a message!The gang is joined by their first guest host, Rob Michaud, as they examine terrible make-up, male menopause, and stitch & bitches with '"Too Short a Season." Alex reveals he has a taste for anti-freeze, Cameron wonders how millennials make mix-tapes, Marcy keeps tally for Tasha, and Rob reveals a quick cure to chronic back pain. We top things off with a rousing game of "Make-Up and Throw-Up!" Engage!
2018-01-041h 06