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The Golf Asylum Podcast with Ian FraserEpisode 4: The Secret to Golf Longevity & Power 🔥 with Carl WestonWelcome back to the Golf Asylum Podcast! In Episode 4, we sit down with Carl Weston, a Certified Holistic Health Coach & Integrated Movement Specialist, to break down the secrets to golf fitness, biomechanics, and peak performance.Carl has spent 20+ years in the health and wellness field, working with elite athletes and golfers. He holds certifications as a Chek Level IV Practitioner, Chek Holistic Life Coach (Level III), Chek Golf Conditioning Coach, and Functional Diagnostic Nutritional Therapist.In this episode, we dive deep into:✔️Why mindset and recovery are just as crucial as skill and equipment...2025-03-121h 23

Married, Divorced & Dating#92 - I had to say the safe word, because I couldn’t take any more!Dreaming of free travel around the world? We've got the scoop! Rachel introduces an amazing app that lets you globe-trot for free! Our anonymous guest recounts how a failed date night unexpectedly turned into one of the best and longest sexual experiences of their life. Finally, Carl shares his top dating tips and tricks, helping Rachel keep the spark alive in her first long-term relationship post-divorce. Instagram: instagram.com/marrieddivorcedanddating/ Rachel’s Instagram: instagram.com/rachelohdear/ Carl’s Instagram: instagram.com/carlpthompson/ Fly M...2024-08-0639 min

Married, Divorced & Dating#91 - Why most marriages end in divorceLet’s chat about marriage! This week we welcome one of Rachel’s longest friends who shares her unique journey of being the last single friend at 24 and the magical twist that followed! Which leads Rachel into her theory of why so many marriages end in divorce these days! Plus, Carl has discovered the Swingathon festival! $550 for tent sex – would you attend?? And speaking of Carl, let's just say he’s been spending more time on the throne than the king himself! Instagram: instagram.com/marrieddivorcedanddating/ Rachel’...2024-07-2934 min

Married, Divorced & Dating#90 - “Is scissoring actually a thing?”Our anonymous guest this week, shares their story around finding their identity, sexual exploration, and everything in between. From scissoring to extensive toyboxes Carl, the self-proclaimed lesbian porn conisure, gets excited because he finally gets to ask every question about lesbians in the bedroom he's ever dreamed of. Story time! We had a listener write in after listening to episode 87 around 50/50 in a relationship and had a question around guilt in the relationship, so we thought why not bring in a professional to help answer! So we asked Rachel’s lovely therapist to give...2024-07-0837 min

Married, Divorced & Dating#89 - Anal Rail Gun London's heat wave has gotten into Rachel’s brain and the 3am wake ups are messing with Carl’s! The wheels are turning, words are flowing, and we turn up the chat! Carl would love to masturbate with a corn cob, Rachel want’s to put botox into her butthole, and someone hes felt what they would describe as an anal rail gun. Rachel’s story this week is an oldie but a goodie. One she kept just between her friends at the start, but as the divorce was so long ago...2024-07-0130 min

Married, Divorced & Dating#88 - The Holey Gravy HandyDirty sweaty sex anyone? Are you a pre-sex showerer, or just get in there and do it kind of person? We have another amazing anonymous guest story, where they get a first hand experience at saying grace around the dinner table while enjoying a happy meal. Carl has some questions about ‘fanny’ that he really wants to ask Rachel as a ‘fanny’ owner. Frontal wedgies, clit tingles, fanny flutters we cover it all! Happy Listening! Instagram: instagram.com/marrieddivorcedanddating/ Rachel’s Instag...2024-06-2436 min

Married, Divorced & Dating#87 - The Sex Party, "I ate so much pussy that night" with Tessa PaisanEver wondered how much protein and vitamin C is in a load of semen? Don’t worry, we've got you! Glory hole roulette or a pussy eating buffet, wondering what goes on at a sex party? Thankfully, we are joined again this week by our good friend Tessa who can fill us in about attending an alien space-themed sex party, where she got to have a lesbian orgy in a spaceship, making girls cum right in front of their boyfriends! We then touch on self value and not accepting anything below the bare minimum! A nice...2024-06-1750 min

Married, Divorced & Dating#85 - ‘A guy for breakfast, a girl for desert ’ with Tessa PaisanRoly poley blowy, 15min wank gap, and everything in between! Another life and sex catch-up with Carl and Rachel before we head into the good stuff! We are joined by the incredible Tessa from LA who opens up about marching to the beat of her own drum, and is so open to all things sexual, plus challenges the status quo! She’s got plenty of stories to tell, however this week she kicks it off with a bang - or two! She delivers an amazing story from her last trip to London and how she really got dow...2024-04-2951 min

Married, Divorced & Dating#84 - ‘I want to try it with a women before getting married’We recap on last weeks dirty talk to see how much Rachel learnt from Carl and see how it went in the bedroom in real life After another week of digging into the archives, we bring up an old chat with award-winning comedian, Nick Rado where the tables turn and he ends up interviewing us! We touch on Carl’s journey to parenthood, self-love, anal, and new lessons in every relationship passing, and how to be the best person you can be! Its very insightful! Plus this week we receive another anony...2024-04-2249 min

Married, Divorced & Dating#83 -How to Dirty Talk -Did That Make Your Seat Wet?The grapefruit method has made its way back form the youtube grave! Have you tried it? Will you try it? Rachel needs some help with her dirty talk so turns to ChatGPT to help! Does the robot or Carl help more? We have also dug into the archives and found an amazing story from our friend Emma about dating in Dubai! How would you find this date?! Instagram: instagram.com/marrieddivorcedanddating/ Rachel’s Instagram: instagram.com/rachelohdear/ Carl’s Instagram: instagram.com/carlpthompson/ Emma’s Instagram...2024-04-1537 min

The Most Dangerous PodcastThe Race to Nuke the Moon: America’s Cold War Moonshot (Literally)In this absurdly real and ridiculously funny episode of The Most Dangerous Podcast, Fraser takes James on a journey through one of the strangest Cold War schemes ever conceived: Project A119 — the U.S. military’s actual plan to nuke the moon.Yes, really.Buckle up as we uncover how, in the 1950s, a group of serious scientists (including a young Carl Sagan!) were tasked with figuring out how to detonate a nuclear bomb on the lunar surface — all to show the Soviets who had the bigger… rockets. It was a ma...2024-04-1454 min

Married, Divorced & Dating#82 - Communication, Boundaries, and Sex with Ben and JazWelcome back and thank you for joining us in 2024! We’re so happy to kick this year off back in the studio together as Rachel has been flown back to the country for two months of work, and to tour with her boyfriend 👀 Hear all about her struggles with settling into London, and navigating her first relationship after marriage (5 years ago), and an update on Carl finding balance in his beautiful family life, plus his nipple kink! Our guests this week are the incredible Ben and Jaz, who you may know from social media a...2024-04-081h 01

A Colossal Waste of Time - A Homestuck PodcastA Colossal Waste of Time - 08 (Page 1500 - 1652)Welcome back to the seventh episode of A Colossal Waste of Time, featuring Carl and Fraser.Join us as we read through all of Homestuck, where one reader is an expert and the other a newbie.In this page stretch, we cover some... climactic events in time, while also addressing the eccentricities of troll typing, and of course, boomer typing.Join us next time, as we cover pages 1653 - 1801!You can write into the podcast at (theapuk@gmail.com) - we look forward to what you have...2024-04-082h 44 $Don\'t Forget Your Tickets$ Don't Forget Your TicketsArtificial Intelligence in the Ticketing Landscape - a Hot Topic Special episode with Michael Fraser from Action / InsightHow will Artificial Intelligence impact the future of ticketing? We explore this question in this Hot Topic Special episode of TicketingPodcast.com, featuring our guest, Michael Fraser.Michael brings nearly four years of direct marketing and ticketing experience from the Toronto 2015 Pan American Games Organizing Committee. He is currently the co-founder and AI evangelist at Action / Insights in Toronto, specialising in simplifying generative AI for non-technical leaders and executives.In this episode, Michael begins by explaining the key differences between machine learning and generative AI. He then discusses how AI has evolved from a tool...2024-02-2731 min

The TonicThe Tonic 35 [Italy, Nigeria, US]Skeletons expunged, the hyper-visuality of Lagos, Boy Meets Girl (broken for you) anda spectral freeze of the scream from Psycho along with 29 spatialised piccolos feature in a new episode of The Tonic, with Luke Fraser presenting some of the best new and recently released instrumental and electronic classical music from Italy, Nigeria and the US.With music by Valentina Magaletti, Marco Baldini, Ibukun Sunday, Emeka Ogboh, Joshua Uzoigwe, Leilehua Lanzilotti, Yaz Lancaster, Derek Tywoniuk, Michael Harrison, David Bird, Carl Stone and Kaitlyn Aurelia Smith.The featured image shows God and I (1996), a mixed media work by Taiwanese artist Huang...2024-02-171h 57

A Colossal Waste of Time - A Homestuck PodcastA Colossal Waste of Time - 07 (Pages 1358 - 1499)Welcome back to the seventh episode of A Colossal Waste of Time, featuring Carl and Fraser. Join us as we read through all of Homestuck, where one reader is an expert and the other a newbie. In this episode we cover our most ambitious flash-game section yet, theorise time-travel scenarios and witness not just one, but two new areas in our adventure! Join us next time, as we cover pages 1500 - 1652! You can write into the podcast at (theapuk@gmail.com) - we look forward to what...2024-02-112h 19

Married, Divorced & Dating#79 - “OMG I pulled his pants down and…”Welcome back to another week of unfiltered shit chat! Carl has come up with a twisted game for all the voyagers out there! Could be a bit of fun! Let us know if you're up for it! Rachel has also found a way to really kill the mood when about to get down and dirty, But luckily Carl has put the boots and underwear test to use, and saved the sexy. Our guest Dan this week shares the great length he went into for a one-night stand when on a ho...2023-11-2733 min

Married, Divorced & Dating#78 - “My asshole is blinking at him” - Dan Webby - Edge BreakfastRing sting, DIY Sherbert, Icks and Carl naked in Timberlands - welcome back to another week! We are joined by one of our good friends, Dan Webby from the Edge Breakfast show and he shares an interesting story about playing Cops and Robbers with his friends in a loin cloth while having his first sexual awakening. He keeps oversharing about another time he gets stuck up a tree, naked… Rachel then shares part 3 of her journey to being in a relationship, and this is the wholesome story we did not expect to hea...2023-11-2052 min

A Colossal Waste of Time - A Homestuck PodcastA Colossal Waste of Time - 06 (1154 - 1357)Welcome back to the sixth episode of A Colossal Waste of Time, featuring Carl and Fraser.Join us as we read through all of Homestuck, where one reader is an expert and the other a newbie.This episode, we cover the controversial Homestuck intermission, and meet many new characters and then promptly say goodbye to them once again.If you wish to skip the Wonky Pub Arson chat, skip ahead to 37:40. Join us next time, as we cover pages 1358-1499!You can write into the podcast at...2023-11-062h 10

Married, Divorced & Dating#75 Dinner & A Threesome!!It’s no longer a pie in the sky, Rachel has booked her flights and is leaving for London. Naturally, Carl wants to make sure she ticks off a few more things on her ‘Fuck It List’ as well as figuring out a way to cover the cost of her flights! Hear the list and what she has less than a month to achieve! But first, we are joined by Troy, who shares a recent story where he definitely clocked Tinder! We think we could say Ménage à trois. Putting hope...2023-07-1836 min

Married, Divorced & Dating#74 ‘I vomited on his dick’ + Dan Webby on getting pissed on Rachel has taken the deep throat tips from last week and put them into practice and you do not want to miss this voice message she left Carl! We are then joined by The Edge Breakfast show host, Dan Webby where he talks about one of the sexual enconters he had with a partner where he agreed to try out a new kink to see if it was something he is in to. Rachel then talks about one of the favorite dates she has been taken on, which reminds Carl of one of the...2023-07-0442 min

A Colossal Waste of Time - A Homestuck PodcastA Colossal Waste of Time - 05 (937 - 1153)Welcome back to the fifth episode of A Colossal Waste of Time, featuring Carl and Fraser.Join us as we read through all of Homestuck, where one reader is an expert and the other a newbie.In this episode, we cover birth stones, bouncers, big bros and bad shots!Join us next episode, covering the whole intermission (1153 - 1357)!You can write into the podcast at (theapuk@gmail.com) - we look forward to what you have to share!Original thumbnail art credit: Victoria Grace...2023-06-252h 39

Married, Divorced & Dating#71 ‘Please just finger me!’Carl and Rachel have a massive apology to make to each other after their first-ever fight after Rachel is triggered and a trauma response kicks in Rachel shares an experience she recently encountered which has killed off the last living eggs she may have had in her ovaries - Sorry mum, grandkids are fully off the cards now! But first, we hear an amazing anonymous voice message about an interesting first date leaving our listener wet and dry after exploring some sexual desires in the back of a van. 2023-06-1342 min

A Colossal Waste of Time - A Homestuck PodcastA Colossal Waste of Time - 04 (758 - 936)Welcome back to the fourth episode of A Colossal Waste of Time, featuring Carl and Fraser.Join us as we read through all of Homestuck, where one reader is an expert and the other a newbie.In this episode we talk about racist doll news, meet Jade and attend a funeral for a friend. You've probably noticed we only covered half the pages - it was just Too Long To Get In. We gotta stop letting these hit 3 hours.Join us next episode, covering pages 937 - 1153!If...2023-05-233h 14

Married, Divorced & Dating#68 ”I got hose, in different area codes”Want to know a bit more about what Carl and Rachel enjoy in the bedroom? (not together obviously) Carl has some questions where you can get to know us a little bit more. Our guest this week is none other than our almost 4th member, Tracey, as she shares a great story about her steamy, unforgettable rendezvous with a daring fireman! Carl and Rach then hilariously recount their experiences of going above and beyond on ill-fated dates. They'll share their tales of over-commitment and the amusing mishaps that followed. 2023-05-2241 min

Married, Divorced & Dating#67 ”You schedule your mastys?!”Looking for a fun and exciting first date experience, but don't know where to start? Well, we've got you covered! In this episode, Carl has found the top 10 questions to ask on a first date that will help you get to know your date better and make a lasting impression. But that's not all! We're also excited to introduce you to the amazing owner of Kiss The Earth and their tantalizing Blue Lotus Tea. You won't want to miss this chance to learn about the ancient Egyptian tradition of group orgies and how you can e...2023-05-1547 min

Married, Divorced & Dating#66 How To Deal with being GhostedThis week we get distracted, as per, and you can hear all about our thoughts on being hungover with kids! Then, we welcome the fabulous Allison Jane to the show to dish out some professional advice on how to handle being ghosted, and the answer may not be what you have thought! Don’t worry, Rachel has you covered, asking the big question on how you can be the one to ghost if those tables were to turn! Carl's got a spicy recommendation for a friend, but it's not your average link...2023-05-0836 min

Married, Divorced & Dating#65 Polyamory and friends with benefitsIn love and need something to propose with?! We'll have we got a bargain for you!! You can own a special piece of history and Rachels ring. And we're not talking about her 2022 goals....IYKYK This week we sit down with Terrease to explore the world of polyamory & open relationships as we delve into the intricacies of maintaining a healthy and balanced open relationship. We then bring back *the wheel* and Rachel opens up about a juicy encounter she had with one of her friends ON A BLOODY PLAYGROUND!! Plu...2023-05-0141 min

Married, Divorced & Dating#64 Brodie Kane’s slut era + Why we’ve been absentWe are back, and addressing the elephant in the room, discussing why we've been away. This will be an emotional episode, as Carl bravely shares a personal and emotional story of what he has been through the last few weeks. We're incredibly proud of Carl for opening up about this, and Rachel even gets a bit teary-eyed during the conversation. We're also joined by media superstar Brodie Kane, who shares a personal story about a double encounter during her "slut era." Its FANTASTIC, you don’t want to miss it! Thi...2023-04-2542 min

A Colossal Waste of Time - A Homestuck PodcastA Colossal Waste of Time - 03 (Page 441 - 758)Welcome back to the third episode of A Colossal Waste of Time, featuring Carl and Fraser.Join us as we read through all of Homestuck, where one reader is an expert and the other a newbie.In this episode, we meet a creepy little fella named Lil Cal, swing a hammer, take part in direct democracy and blast off into the sky and / or future-past!Join us next episode, covering pages 759 - 1153!You can write into the podcast at (theapuk@gmail.com) - we look forward to...2023-04-132h 35

Married, Divorced & Dating#63 ‘I think this was my first lesbian experience’Get ready for an electrifying new episode! You won't want to miss a second of the action as Carl unveils his brilliant plan to spice things up with your partner, all while keeping your wallet happy. But hold on tight, because things are about to get even juicier! Has Rachel just had her very first lesbian encounter? You'll have to tune in to find out! And that's not all - we're thrilled to welcome a special guest all the way from the USA. Michelle's incredible story of overcoming heartbreak and her sh...2023-03-2732 min

Married, Divorced & Dating#62 Carl’s wife Heidi in studio + Cream pies & car yardsThis week! What is it about men and women, why do we communicate so differently?! We make no sense to each other! Rachel’s been reading a book called Men are from Mars & Women are from Venus & we are discovering some truths. Link to the video Carl was talking about here, watch it, it could save a relationship, or at least a fight and a slammed door. It's Not About The Nail Plus, cream pies, do they feel like anything, is this a thing? Carl’s curious and Rach has all the ju...2023-03-2055 min

Married, Divorced & Dating#60 ”It got licked off the bedpost”Welcome to Episode 60!!!! Rachel's latest attempt to catch the attention of a celebrity by sliding into Harry Styles' DMs. Will she get a reply? Carl’s daughter is entertained by what non-child toy!? Next, we sit down with a Backstreet Boys super fan who shares the story of the time he took a date to one of the best nights of his life - a Backstreet Boys concert. Was it worth it, and will he do it again? Listen as he discusses the lessons he learned from his first experience. Finally, we...2023-03-0628 min

A Colossal Waste of Time - A Homestuck PodcastA Colossal Waste of Time - 02 (Page 1-440)Welcome back to the second episode of A Colossal Waste of Time, featuring Carl and Fraser.Join us as we read through all of Homestuck, where one reader is an expert and the other a newbie.In this episode, we introduce our band of 13 year-old protagonists, and begin our adventure, one CAPTCHALOG derailment at a time.Join us next episode, covering pages 441-758!Original thumbnail art credit: Victoria Grace Elliott (shamelessly taken from one of the album covers!) Hosted on Acast. See acast.com...2023-02-282h 59

Married, Divorced & Dating#58 ”I saw it in a porn video!”Get ready for another Married, Divorced and Dating rollercoaster ride! Carl has a shocking confession about what he saw in an adult film that he can't bring himself to tell his wife! Rachel went on a social media rampage. Was she being a Karen, or is there something more sinister afoot? We’d love to hear your thoughts! And if that's not enough excitement for you, we have a special guest joining us - the one and only Sophie Nathan, who will spill all the tea on her exclusive Raya dating app...2023-02-2036 min

A Colossal Waste of Time - A Homestuck PodcastA Colossal Waste of Time - 01Welcome to the very first episode of A Colossal Waste of Time, featuring Carl and Fraser. Join us as we read through all of Homestuck, where one reader is an expert and the other a newbie. In this first episode, we cover the age old question: What *is* Homestuck?Join us next episode, as we begin proper, covering pages 1-440!Original thumbnail art credit: Victoria Grace Elliott (shamelessly taken from one of the album covers!) Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more...2023-02-142h 06

Married, Divorced & Dating#57 ”Pop that rusty little cherry”We are back! 2023 Let’ goooo! We are joined by award winning comedian Nick Rado as he shares a story about the very interesting time he got the ick! (Our catch up with Nick was so great we will have a bonus episode following!) Carl has been busy so being a great father that he’s lost his piss fitness! Has Rachel has changed with a summer romance? - Is this the moment she settles down?! Then find out your sex horoscope forecast for...2023-02-1353 min

Married, Divorced & Dating#56 Slip Slop Slap and Wrap It UpWe are back and wrapping it up for another year, in more ways than one! Carl returns after a horrible month of sickness & pain, so naturally, Rachel has been out gathering some stories and tying up some loose ends! Carl has also brought some incredible knowledge and advice to the table on how to stay safe this festive season with making putting condoms on sexy! Making it a group activity, while keeping the session hot and heavy! Tune in to stay safe. This is us for the year...2022-12-2241 min

Married, Divorced & Dating#55 “We we’re absolutely SOAKED”Carl is back at it with his digging to what is happening with Rachel and her mystery man from another country who she has a matching tattoo with, however, she stays tight-lipped as she is afraid of the curse of the podcast! We are joined again by our very close friend, Tyler Christie, who shares an intimate story of the time he and a hook-up were both absolutely soaked! Then we chat messy break ups! Everyone is capable of the crazies! There's soo many good stories we will continue this topic next...2022-11-2834 min

Married, Divorced & Dating#54 “We had a 5 person orgy”Well what a doozy of a week! What if you're in a long-term relationship but you’ve got a crush on someone else? After nearly 14 years together with his wife, Carl lets us in and shares his thoughts on how they handle this kind of thing. We welcome back our anonymous friends Anna & Nina to tell the tale of the time they indulged in a full-fledged 5-person orgy. That's right, last week it was 3, they skipped 4 and when straight to 5! Then, Rachel walks us through how one of her...2022-11-2143 min

Married, Divorced & Dating#52 Are you even friends if you haven’t seen each other f**k?!This week we are joined again by the incredible Julia-Ruth, who shares a story of the time she and her best friend get taken away on a mini getaway where a couple of incidents happen. Carl and Rachel get matching tattoos! And after the fact we figure out Carl will be able to think of Rachel every time he has a wank now! It’s beautiful! We then deep dive into our love languages as Rachel navigates talking to someone in another country, however, the idea of the 5 languages is very inter...2022-10-3139 min

Creepy History3.4 - Carl Tanzler's Corpse Bride and The Witchfinder GeneralIt's the third annual Creepy History Halloween episode! Get in the spirit of the season with Jen's truly disturbing tale of Carl Tanzler and his corpse bride, followed by Fraser taking us back to the days of witch-mania with Matthew Hopkins, The Witchfinder General. Our cocktail this week is a sloe gin fizz, so pour yourself one and come join us!Follow us on social media: Twitter @CreepyHist and Instagram @CreepyHistPod.Sloe Gin Fizz2 oz. Sloe Gin1 oz. Lemon Juice3/4 oz. Simple Syrup1 Egg WhiteProseccoPour sloe gin...2022-10-271h 08

Married, Divorced & Dating#50 Jay-Jay Feeney & Dom Harvey - Separation GoalsWould you look at that! We are celebrating the BIG FIVE OH!!! 50 Episodes in and we have JAM PACKED it with some chat! We are joined by NZ Radio Royalty Jay-Jay Feeney and Dom Harvey, who chat very openly about their life after marriage. However, it doesn't appear the love ever left. This is an amazing insight into how delightful a break-up can be, and some great chat on how they both integrate the new loves of their lives into an amazing, unique, evolved relationship. Rachel then shares how hell...2022-10-171h 10

Married, Divorced & Dating#49 Handy tips for sucking dickHas hell frozen over? Rachel is in a gushing whirlwind, and we’re not sure what's happening. BUT what we do know, Carl is VERY excited to bring in one of his fellow, 'night walkers' and one of Rach's most recent one-night stands in to debrief on what she is calling her last, as she claims, she is now in love…. What?! Our guest Brayden joins us for the majority of the episode and you won’t be disappointed! We recap on his night with Rachel (if you want to know the first...2022-10-1034 min

Married, Divorced & Dating#45 Rebekah Randell from Shortland Street - “You’ve got to try before you buy”Are vegans strictly spitters?? We ask the BIG questions this week… We are joined by Shortland Street actress, Rebekah Randell and get to know her spicy side! How much does she relate to her character Dawn on Shortland Street? She also gives us a GREAT date tip which we will continue to use from now on! You might want to too! Then off the back of getting to know each other last week, we continue the games with a Never WILL I ever. Find out where our lines are drawn...2022-09-1239 min

Married, Divorced & DatingQuicky - Daddy’s HomeMissed it, or remember it was so good you wanna hear it again… Go on, treat yourself. Follow us for more wild & wonderful Instagram: instagram.com/marrieddivorcedanddating/ Rachel’s Instagram: instagram.com/rachelohdear/ Carl’s Instagram: instagram.com/carlpthompson/ Wanna email us a story, we know you’ve got one? mddtales@gmail.com Intro Music: Neill Fraser - Married Divorced & Dating Theme instagram.com/neillfraser/ P.s If you want...2022-09-0711 min

Married, Divorced & Dating#44 “My Blow Job Game is, Quite Good”Is Rachel keeping a secret from us?! Carl is digging and doing his best to get as much information out of her as possible! He then gives us another look into one of the new tricks he's learnt from being a dad! We also welcome back Sexpert/Sex Toy Educator / All round great person, Emma from our show partner, Adult Toy Mega Store. This week she is gearing us up on how to use toys with partners! Listen in for these top tips to spice up your sex life, no matter what yo...2022-09-0538 min

Married, Divorced & Dating#43 “How to have a one-night stand’We have a DADDY!! Sorry for the absence the past 4 weeks as Carl became a first-time Daddy! Naturally, we take a deep dive into how incredible his life has been since the birth, discussing all things newborn and first-time fathering! For once it is Carl doing all the gushing and not Rachel’s privates But first, we are joined by our wonderful guest Farhein, She tells us an incredible story, coming out of a toxic marriage, as she navigates a new path to find love, and explore her first one-ni...2022-08-2949 min

Married, Divorced & Dating#42 “The Diary of Rachel’s divorce”Yeeeoowww she's a big episode, strap in while we cover a bunch of topics, saving the best for last - the thoughts of a 27yr old Rachel as she gets ready for a divorce! But first, as Carl prepares to have his first child, Rach takes control of the episode and surprises him with an adorable gift for him and his child - while re-naming the show for the episode! We are then joined by the wonderful Jason Parker who brings the vibe and an incredible story of grinder in Wellington! Did...2022-07-2533 min

Married, Divorced & Dating#41 “Shes a 10 but…”This week, Carl reckons he might have the solution to getting Rachel a boyfriend! Heard of the TikTok trend vabbing? Carl is convinced if Rach would just finger herself on a night out, she may be able to snatch up a man! Our guest this week & friend of the show, Sophie Nathan, yarns to us about how some guys react her cute little half finger. Finally, Rach gets to spin the game show onto Carl and preps him for his upcoming childbirth as we play Pain Or Pleasure! 2022-07-1836 min

Married, Divorced & Dating#40 ”My goal is to try anal this year”Ever stopped to think about the best sex you've had? After a standard conversation with Rach, she’s reminded of an incredible night she had in Sydney! So we open the question, what's the best sex you’ve ever had?? Hear Carl and Rachel’s times in this episode! Plus, we are joined by the wonderful Emma from our new ‘Friend with Benefits’ Partner, Adult Toy Megastore! Emma is a sex toy expert and sex educator, sharing with us some great tips and tricks & some of her favourite intro toys, if your...2022-07-1132 min

Married, Divorced & Dating#39 Katie Flood from Below Deck - ”My Boyfriend leaves me for my best friend!”Who knew that having your partner date your best friend would become a trend on this podcast?! Not us, and I’m not entirely sure we are here for it! Last week we heard from Tyler about this happening and this week the hectic topic continues as we hear from Katie Flood all about her love life below deck, and how her boyfriend left her for her best friend! Come on the journey as Katie goes through all of the emotions and hear how it has made her a stronger, and happier person today. 2022-07-0435 min

Married, Divorced & DatingTRAILER Ep#23 Eww He fully ate my face!!Missed it or remember it was so good you wanna hear it again… Go on, treat yourself. Follow us for more wild & wonderful Instagram: instagram.com/marrieddivorcedanddating/ Rachel’s Instagram: instagram.com/rachelohdear/ Carl’s Instagram: instagram.com/carlpthompson/ Wanna email us a story, we know you’ve got one? mddtales@gmail.com Intro Music: Neill Fraser - Married Divorced & Dating Theme instagram.com/neillfraser/ 2022-07-0100 min

Married, Divorced & DatingThrowback - Mel Abbot - ”He jumped out of a moving vehicle to ditch me!”WeDon’t know if #TBT is still a thing, but we’re doing it anyway. Full sotry from Ep#15 Follow us for more wild & wonderful Instagram: instagram.com/marrieddivorcedanddating/ Rachel’s Instagram: instagram.com/rachelohdear/ Carl’s Instagram: instagram.com/carlpthompson/ Wanna email us a story, we know you’ve got one? mddtales@gmail.com Intro Music: Neill Fraser - Married Divorced & Dating Theme instagram.com/neillfraser/ 2022-06-2903 min

Married, Divorced & Dating#38 “My girlfriend is f*cking my best friend”WOW this week's episode goes from bad to worse when it comes to dating scenarios! But first, what do we all think of Rachel starting a Kick Starter for a new set of tits?! Would you trade a donation for a tit pic?! Carl has named it the TITSTARTER ** COPYRIGHT (lol) We then have our good friend Tyler back on to talk about a situation he was in which ended with him losing his best friend, and his girlfriend! A great listen if you want to learn from Tyler's mistake! Hear all...2022-06-2734 min

Married, Divorced & Dating#37 Clint Randell “Doggy at the dog park”Carl just bowls straight into it with his theory about what side of the bed you should put your one-night stand & their hand on. It’s out there, but it kind of makes sense. Rach finally lets us in on her 'friends with benefits' situation she has going on & why she should just go back to him instead of dealing with the lucky dip of shit sex you’ll get out & about these days. Sometimes it's better the devil you know. Clint Randell is back to tell us a hilari...2022-06-2030 min

Married, Divorced & Dating#36 “They were thinking, threeway?!”Here we go ripping straight into another week of wild yarns! Why has Rachel been told to turn her Instagram on private? Listen to Carl gush over his beautiful wife (honestly, major couple goals) Our guest this week, Masha, tells a great story about a time she really messed up messaging the wrong person while on a date with someone she is ‘sexually seeing’ You can put the pieces together and feel the penny drop! Then after weeks of hunting down a Scottsman for our friend Tr...2022-06-1537 min

Married, Divorced & DatingThrowback - Fell asleep giving him headWe Don’t know if #TBT is still a thing, but we’re doing it anyway. Full story from Ep#9 Follow us for more wild & wonderful Instagram: instagram.com/marrieddivorcedanddating/ Rachel’s Instagram: instagram.com/rachelohdear/ Carl’s Instagram: instagram.com/carlpthompson/ Wanna email us a story, we know you’ve got one? mddtales@gmail.com Intro Music: Neill Fraser - Married Divorced & Dating Theme instagram.com/neillfraser/ 2022-06-1102 min

Married, Divorced & Dating#35 Katie Flood - Below deck. “He just started necking this other girl!”Hello and welcome to another week jam packed of NSFW content! This week we have a very special guest, reality TV royalty, Katie Flood from Bravos, Below Deck, however, eagle eyes may notice that matching last name to Rach! She comes on and gives us an exclusive inside to her dating world, and it turns out, things may run in the blood! Mitch Evans - Yes, we are still here, however turns out we are having more luck finding Tracey a Scotsman! Then we bring back Be...2022-06-0632 min

Married, Divorced & DatingTRAILER Ep#17 Is he gay if he’s sucking my dick?Missed it or remember it was so good you wanna hear it again… Go on, treat yourself. Follow us for more wild & wonderful Instagram: instagram.com/marrieddivorcedanddating/ Rachel’s Instagram: instagram.com/rachelohdear/ Carl’s Instagram: instagram.com/carlpthompson/ Wanna email us a story, we know you’ve got one? mddtales@gmail.com Intro Music: Neill Fraser - Married Divorced & Dating Theme instagram.com/neillfraser/ 2022-06-0300 min

Married, Divorced & DatingThrowback - I hooked up with TWINS!WeDon’t know if #TBT is still a thing, but we’re doing it anyway. Follow us for more wild & wonderful Instagram: instagram.com/marrieddivorcedanddating/ Rachel’s Instagram: instagram.com/rachelohdear/ Carl’s Instagram: instagram.com/carlpthompson/ Wanna email us a story, we know you’ve got one? mddtales@gmail.com Intro Music: Neill Fraser - Married Divorced & Dating Theme instagram.com/neillfraser/ 2022-06-0103 min

Married, Divorced & Dating#34 “I just want a guy to ruin me”Welcome back to another week of Carl and Rachel talking smack! This week is no exception to twists, turns and tangents! Mitch Evans - Hello, can you hear us? Stop playing hard to get! Our guest this week Sarah has come of the back of a long-term relationship, so is learning to be single all over again. As she navigates through the new world of dating apps and dating she's landed herself in some unusual situations, so she is asking us the question, is this normal? Rachel comes in out of...2022-05-3033 min

Married, Divorced & DatingTRAILER - Ep#18 ”The night deep throating became my thing”Missed it or remember it was so good you wanna hear it again… Go on, treat yourself. Follow us for more wild & wonderful Instagram: instagram.com/marrieddivorcedanddating/ Rachel’s Instagram: instagram.com/rachelohdear/ Carl’s Instagram: instagram.com/carlpthompson/ Wanna email us a story, we know you’ve got one? mddtales@gmail.com Intro Music: Neill Fraser - Married Divorced & Dating Theme instagram.com/neillfraser/ 2022-05-2700 min

Married, Divorced & DatingThrowback - Ex hookup, while on a date with another guyFollow us for more wild & wonderful Instagram: instagram.com/marrieddivorcedanddating/ Rachel’s Instagram: instagram.com/rachelohdear/ Carl’s Instagram: instagram.com/carlpthompson/ Wanna email us a story, we know you’ve got one? mddtales@gmail.com Intro Music: Neill Fraser - Married Divorced & Dating Theme instagram.com/neillfraser/ 2022-05-2605 min

Married, Divorced & Dating#33 Daddy Clint Randell with the tipsAnother week, another episode full of sex chat and crook DMs! Don’t think we have given up on Mitch Evans! Carl is on a mission for Rachel to chat to Mitch, so we call one of the mutual friends of his brother we found last week, who just so happens to be our friend Bex! Can she help us out?! This weeks guest and very good friend Clint Randel comes in to give Carl some parenting tips as the countdown timer is on ‘til Carl becomes a Dad! This is i...2022-05-2337 min

Married, Divorced & DatingTRAILER - Ep#14 - One night stand nightmare..I didn’t make it to the toiletMissed it or remember it was so good you wanna hear it again… Go on, treat yourself. Follow us for more wild & wonderful Instagram: instagram.com/marrieddivorcedanddating/ Rachel’s Instagram: instagram.com/rachelohdear/ Carl’s Instagram: instagram.com/carlpthompson/ Wanna email us a story, we know you’ve got one? mddtales@gmail.com Intro Music: Neill Fraser - Married Divorced & Dating Theme instagram.com/neillfraser/ 2022-05-2000 min

Married, Divorced & DatingThrowback- Beautician: “I’ve seen thousands of fannys, but…?!”We don't know if #TBT are still a thing, but we're doing it anyway. Loving what you are hearing? Follow us on socials! Instagram: instagram.com/marrieddivorcedanddating/ Rachel’s Instagram: instagram.com/rachelohdear/ Carl’s Instagram: instagram.com/carlpthompson/ Wanna email us a story, we know you’ve got one? mddtales@gmail.com Intro Music: Neill Fraser - Married Divorced & Dating Theme instagram.com/neillfraser/ 2022-05-1901 min

Married, Divorced & Dating#32 “Standing naked in a room of 6 colleagues ”Well the cheese has well and truly slipped off the cracker & we are on a couple of big missions! Mitch Evans, still no word, so we may need to dig a little deeper than his DMS annnnnnd…. family. Our guest Tracey, tells an incredible story of when she was a tour manager on her OE, and from this yarn, we have decided to take it into our own hands to find her an eligible Scottsman Bachelor! Is it you? Hit us up! We follow up with the blind da...2022-05-1632 min

Married, Divorced & Dating#31 “When Rach overcame cockfright!”#31 “When Rach overcame cockfight! ” This week on your favorite podcast, we continue on our quest to track down Mitch Evans! Rachel’s latest semi celeb DM slide. Even though she can’t have him just yet, Carl got her the closest to mitch she's got so far. The incredible & wild Sophie Nathan joins us once again to share a tale of the time she went to London and found herself a Wimbledon competing tennis player. This story could only happen to our beloved Soph-Nath. The next part is a real tr...2022-05-0929 min

Married, Divorced & Dating#30 “Let’s talk porn”Carl admits to who his favourite pornstar is, and what’s Rach click’n before she starts flick’n! What a week! Not even a few minutes in, and woo woo bish Rachel, is sageing her wedding rings to cleanse them of any bad juju. Where the hell is Mitch Evans, the big question no one is asking, but we are, because Rachel is on a mission to track this boy down & get a response on a DM slide. We have a very special set of skills…we will hunt him dow...2022-05-0227 min

Married, Divorced & Dating#29 “Hey hot driver boy, check your DMs!”Another week, another celebs DMs that arn't safe as Rachel slides back in. This week however, we’re hoping with the classic kiwis 2 degrees of separation, we might track this one down! Carl has an interesting question, let us know your thoughts! We are joined by listener American Jess this week as she tells the horrifying story of the date she never asked for, it went from bad to worse & is not a great introduction to NZ at all! Then Rachel tells the tale of ol Wholesome Harry...2022-04-2533 min

Married, Divorced & Dating#28 “At work with cum in my hair!”Rach downloaded hinge! And then instantly regretted creating a profile after seeing her potential matches. Hear the comments that made her delete it. At what point would you have hung up the Hinge hat? Carl could not have been any more excited about our guests this week as Rachel managed to find some beautiful international models on a night out, then convince them to come into the studio! This week Julia shares her story about a booty call she encountered during these pandemic times and the hoops she jumped through, just to...2022-04-1135 min

Married, Divorced & Dating#27 ‘’This time, two girls one cup, NEVER AGAIN!’Oh no, are we instantly regretting what we committed to last week? Absolutely. Remember how we said we would watch 2 girls 1 cup - yeah, we wish we didn’t….. Our guest this week, Yuval, has a beautiful, wholesome story which proves that persistence pays off, and when you know, you know! Then we discuss the ‘ick’ Carl had no idea that this existed! What gives you the ick? Note: Want to date & go the distance with Rachel? Listen to this! Loving what you are hearing? Foll...2022-04-0428 min

Married, Divorced & Dating#26 ‘2 guys 1 girl, TWICE!’If you think this sounds like a parody of ‘2 Girls 1 Cup’ you may not be far off, but there seems to be a trend in this week's episode! Our incredible guest Emma shares a hilarious story of a time she may have left a date for someone hotter she spied, but it's the end of the story which really sends us! Then Rachel makes a scene as she returns with another cracker of a story titled ‘Dick Pic Boy and The Festy Friend’. Strap in because it is a bit of a rollercoa...2022-03-2843 min

Married, Divorced & Dating#25 ‘Queef in a bag?!’Big vibes all around this week! We dive into Rachel's DMs again, Shocked? Surprised? Gobsmacked - we don't know! Our guest this week is the amazing Sophie Nathan, you may know her from NZ radio station The Edge, she is in to spin some yarns not safe for her job, so luckily we have the platform for her to spill the tea about a yolo trip to Sydney for a stranger! Carl then provides some incredible tips he has learnt from his long term relationship that really helps to keep...2022-03-2135 min

Married, Divorced & Dating#24 ”Rub & squeeze it, white stuff comes out”Another week and another new idea from Carl pulled out of the bag! We call up our good friend Bex aka, Self proclaimed Gobby Queen from episodes 8 & 16 and play a fun game of ‘What’s In Bex’s Mouth’ we’ll give you a heads up - it's not a penis! But first our guest Benny tells a story about how he broke the bro code with a sis and almost ruined a good friendship with a sneaky one nighter! It's safe to say the wagon wheel has been rocked this wee...2022-03-1422 min

Married, Divorced & Dating#23 ”He did what when he was in you?!”Woah, honestly, someone gave Rachel too much sugar before recording this week! Apologies for the heavy breathing…. But speaking of breathing, wait till you hear what Carl managed to create involving his unborn baby's heartbeat & his handyman skills! This week our guest Keely has quite the yarn, where you wouldn't believe what her date did while they were doing the deed! It appears he's absolutely clueless & not even sure what he did either… Plus, we are still continuing our Only Fans journey! And as we wait for our account to be ver...2022-03-0736 min

Married, Divorced & Dating#22 ‘We’re starting an OnlyFans!’Are we?! Are we really starting an Only Fans?! This week, Rachel should definitely be getting a commission on sex toys after the glowing & flowing endorsement she gave them. We have our first-ever cougar story in studio with us this week, and his story had an absolute doozy of a twist that we never saw coming. Plus, things got reeeeeeealy weird this week, when Rach ended up in a paddling pool, in the studio, with her feet covered in Milk and tomato sauce. L...2022-02-2835 min

Married, Divorced & Dating#21 ‘Tay & the toilet seat’Can you believe we have somehow rambled our way through 21 episodes?! Absolutely outrageous, and we are so humbled you have come along on this journey with us, laughed with us, cried with us, and kept pushing through the weeks with us. So we had to delete our initial guest, end of story haha. But it's ok, because we are good to go with our mate Tayla, who had an unfortunate incident with a boy and a toilet seat. Then, we dive a wee bit deeper into last week's episode, to tal...2022-02-2132 min

Married, Divorced & Dating#20 “I’m not wearing any underwear!”A real rollercoaster of emotions on this week's episode, Rach reveals that she's not wearing underwear and then opens up and gets really vulnerable about some dickheads that have been harassing her online. Our guest this week is Liv, she had an encounter with a soft serve (and we don't mean the ice cream) not just once, or twice, but 6 times! Then, since we’re recording this on valentines day, Carl, does his absolute best to try and find Rach a date…. in a very unconventional way, what a great mate. 2022-02-1436 min

Married, Divorced & Dating#19 “Whiskey Dick & Sober Sex”You may be thinking Whiskey Dick and Sober Sex? Don't these two things counteract each other? You may also think guests only join us for the guest section of the episode, but this week we're really mixing things up with our incredible guest Tegan Yorwarth. Tegan is an inspirational, strong, and hardworking wahine who you may recognise from the Mai Morning Crew or her appearance on Celebrity Treasure Island! But do these great achievements get in the way of her dating life? Do guys really get intimidated by successful women? Loving what you are...2022-02-0732 min

Married, Divorced & Dating#18 “A 6 guy, 7 day sex bender after a break up”We usually talk about shades of grey, not shades of green, but hey, that's where we started this week. Carl told us all about he & his wife's 10 year wedding anniversary which was super cute. Plus, we have the most AMAZING submission from a listener to share with you. A seven-day sex-bender after a break up. Intrigued?! Get this episode in your ear holes! Loving what you are hearing? Follow us on socials! Instagram: instagram.com/marrieddivorcedanddating/ Rachel’s Instagram: instagram.com/rachelohd...2022-02-0131 min

Married, Divorced & Dating#17 “Finger blasting on a plane!”IT'S 2022 AND WE ARE BACK! New Year, Same us! It may have been a few months in between recording sessions, but it honestly felt like a bike! Join us for a few laughs as we get a 1 on 1 with an ex air hostess while we ask her the ins and outs, the do’s and don'ts of joining the Mile High Club! Then, grab your hands, place them on your forehead, look down and shake it while you listen to the garbage that falls out of Rachel's mouth this we...2022-01-2432 min

Who Would Watch This?Who Would Watch 'The Mummy Returns'?Oscar and Carl discuss the existence of this lazy sequel; 'The Mummy Returns'. Along with why Brandon Fraser would have such an annoying child, who would think flying blimp is the best way to get around and of course 'Who would watch this'?Find us through:Email: askwwwtpodcast@gmail.com YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@whowouldwatchthis Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/whowouldwatchthis/ TikTok: @podcastwhowouldwatchthis More links: https://linktr.ee/whowouldwatchthis 2022-01-091h 05

Married, Divorced & Dating#16 “Did I just have a one night stand at a hospital?!”First of all, sorry about the horrible audio quality on Carl’s mic, he really cocked up his recording this week. Luckily the story from our mate Bex, is clean and crisp and clear, because its a real goodie about the time she went into full sluz mode in America after a breakup from a long term relationship. Also, Rach tells a story about a flirty little digital fling with a famous boy from a band! She’s such a sucker for a boy with a guitar. Loving wh...2021-10-0437 min

Married, Divorced & Dating#15 “She sent me back the filthiest message I ever read”Episode 15!? Wow, how time flies! This week, we reflect on the fuck boy/girl actions, and after we reach out to our followers on social, we pinpoint the most common action of ghosting after sex. Why is this a thing?! Can we change it?! Our mate Mel joins us and dobs herself in as the bad date! We hear about what she was doing wrong and what the wild consequence of this was… and did she learn her lesson?! Plus we get our first anonymous email story submissi...2021-09-2734 min

Married, Divorced & Dating#14 “If he looks like a fukboi he probably is”Wowee what a journey this week was. Rachel starts her Fuck It list (places to bang bucket list), after seeing all the feedback from our Instagram poll about all the weird & wild places people have done it, and heck we have some kinky listeners! Proud of you! Then we hear from Jase, about what could quite possibly be the WORST sleepover EVER! However we’re not sure whether it was worse for him...or her? This story has so many twists and turns. We don’t advise listening while eating...or doing...2021-09-2037 min

Married, Divorced & Dating#13 “Sorry, but I fucked your boyfriend in the back of my car”We’re still in different parts of the country but we’re getting it done! This week, Rach explains why the F**K she thought it would be a great idea to slide into Zac Efron's DMs (She’s finally lost the plot). MDD listener and our new mate Krisse, tells us a story about a wee bend in the NZ lockdown rules that didn’t quite go the way she intended. Plus Carl tells the story of potentially one of the romantic nights of all time and may have...2021-09-1339 min

Married, Divorced & Dating#12 “A carrot in a condom will have to do the trick!”Excuse the audio quality as we continue recording through a lockdown in different parts of the country. We miss our studio, we miss our wheel and we miss hitting the wines and recording face to face with each other but we’re plowing on! This week we have the gorgeous Danielle (seriously, check out her insty, wowee), tell us a tale of a one night stand that really left her guessing, after someone tried to get a little sporty in the bedroom after third base. Somehow Carl broke the wheel so inst...2021-09-0643 min