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Carmen Ciricillo ShowCarmen Ciricillo ShowWe Need You to Get a JobIn this pod Carmen brings back Don King Cady aka Donny. After almost two years Donny is back producing and chiming in on the Carmen Ciricillo Show. We talk about the comedy scene and how everyone wants to be famous. Its better to get a job that has structure is a main theme of this pod and we encourage you to get one. Enjoy this episode brought to you by no one. Maybe one day we will have sponsors but probably not. 2025-01-231h 03Carmen Ciricillo ShowCarmen Ciricillo ShowCARMEN THE PIMP & THE BEST FUNERAL EVER | Best of CiricilloCarmen & Mike are on a holiday break but our podcast ain’t. Listen to one of our favorite episodes while you avoid your family for the holidays by drinking in the garage pretending to be busy. Carmen and Mike are back in the studio being dumb with a new podcast setup because Mike can’t stop staring at our producer, Donny. Carmen talks about the best funeral he’s ever been to while Mike accidentally makes fun of his grandma…. Which might lead to Mike being “whacked” by Carmen’s Cousins. Carmen thinks of a new business idea where he...2022-12-3056 minCarmen Ciricillo ShowCarmen Ciricillo ShowThe Christmas Stress | CCS#122Carmen believes this podcast is gonna be a huge success, like a delayed tidal wave. Carmen talks about living in the moment…. Even if you’re in prison. Mike and Carmen break down the movie “Roadhouse”. For all things Ciricillo Show: linktr.ee/carmenciricillo 2022-12-2759 minCarmen Ciricillo ShowCarmen Ciricillo ShowJacking Off Your Reality | Best Of CiricilloCarmen and Mike are out of the studio this week again but don't worry, we got you. Sit back and listen to the sophisticated ignorance of one of our best episodes. Carmen and Mike start off the episode by getting in touch with their sexuality. Carmen teaches Mike about Psychopaths.  Carmen calls Mike an autistic poser…. And Donny agrees. Mike and Carmen take over the “Meta-Verse”. For all things Ciricillo Show: https://linktr.ee/Ciricillo_Show 2022-12-091h 00Carmen Ciricillo ShowCarmen Ciricillo ShowClap For Divorce | Best of CiricilloThis Week the guys are out of town so we brought back one of our best episodes for you. Carmen attempts to give marriage advice…. Mike attempts to trust it…. Then Carmen makes Mike talk about his Dad in a very uncomfortable way. For all things Ciricillo Show: https://linktr.ee/Ciricillo_Show   2022-12-0352 minCarmen Ciricillo ShowCarmen Ciricillo ShowDetoxing from the News | CCS#119Carmen and Mike start out talking about the Gays… And Kevin Bacon….. and then Kevin Spacey. Eventually the conversation down spirals into how little Mike and Carmen watch the news, and then Carmen tells Mike he wishes he was his dad…. And then Mike leaves…. Just like Carmens biological Dad. For all things Ciricillo Show: linktr.ee/carmenciricillo 2022-11-1856 minCarmen Ciricillo ShowCarmen Ciricillo ShowMake Nothing from Something | CCS#118Carmen and Mike are back and bitching about daylight savings. Carmen has some ideas for some questionable experiments. For all things Ciricillo Show: linktr.ee/carmenciricillo 2022-11-111h 06Carmen Ciricillo ShowCarmen Ciricillo ShowThe Sacred Comedian | CCS#115For some reason this episode starts with Carmen and Mike talking about penis… Carmen thinks comedians should be treated like cows in India… not for slaughter and they get free stuff. Later in the pod, Mike blames Carmen for breaking one of the only guests we’ve ever had. For all things Ciricillo Show: linktr.ee/carmenciricillo 2022-09-231h 00Carmen Ciricillo ShowCarmen Ciricillo ShowThe Rat Hole | CCS#113Carmen and Mike both agree that ART IS STUPID! Carmen figures out how to catch rats easier. Mike figures out how Carmen spies on his own family.  For all things Ciricillo Show: linktr.ee/carmenciricillo 2022-09-091h 07Carmen Ciricillo ShowCarmen Ciricillo ShowCarmen for President | CCS#112Carmen opens up the podcast catching up everybody about the weird week they both had in separate parts of Florida. Carmen goes to war with AI. Mike and Carmen try to ruin everything including Politics. For all things Ciricillo Show: linktr.ee/carmenciricillo 2022-09-0348 minCarmen Ciricillo ShowCarmen Ciricillo ShowNon-Gay Dick Fun | CCS#111Mike brings up an official podcast review they read before the podcast… Mike got called “Herman Merman” from Bad Santa… and he didn’t like it. Carmen helps Mike gain confidence to talk about his penis. Carmen makes Mike uncomfortable by talking to him about babies.   For all things Ciricillo Show: linktr.ee/carmenciricillo 2022-08-2656 minCarmen Ciricillo ShowCarmen Ciricillo ShowExiled to Cleveland | CCS#110Carmen is fresh back from his trip to New York and Cleveland. Mike helps Carmen unpack his true feelings about Cleveland… and needless to say… he’s very happy to be back in Florida.  For all things Ciricillo Show: linktr.ee/carmenciricillo 2022-08-191h 06Carmen Ciricillo ShowCarmen Ciricillo Show“Who owns this?” | CCS#109Carmen and Mike are back in the studio wondering who actually owns this podcast. Carmen scares the shit out of Mike about his future. Mike examines Carmens past with his childhood stories.  For all things Ciricillo Show: linktr.ee/carmenciricillo 2022-08-121h 10Carmen Ciricillo ShowCarmen Ciricillo Show“Everybody wants to be a Parent” | CCS#108Carmen and Mike open up the podcast bullshitting each other. Carmen tries to change Mike… and he resists. Carmen tries to get Mike a baby to help him improve his life.  For all things Ciricillo Show: linktr.ee/carmenciricillo 2022-08-091h 01Carmen Ciricillo ShowCarmen Ciricillo ShowMuck of the Universe | CCS#106Carmen opens up the podcast with a voicemail from his sister, and reminds us how he grew up poor and banished from Cleveland to Painsville. Mike talks about his recent bad experience with pot cookies and Carmen doesn’t make it any better. For all things Ciricillo Show: linktr.ee/carmenciricillo 2022-07-221h 08Carmen Ciricillo ShowCarmen Ciricillo Show“Stop Recording!!!” | CCS#105In this episode Carmen and Mike both start and end the podcast talking about pants…. We’re sorry. Carmen worries about his fans liking his characters more than himself. Mike calls out Pokemon for what it is… Dog fighting for children. For all things Ciricillo Show: linktr.ee/carmenciricillo 2022-07-151h 03Carmen Ciricillo ShowCarmen Ciricillo Show“He worked hard for this Suicide” | CCS#104Carmen and Mike are back in the studio talking about starting up a local comedy scene. Mike opens up about his father….. being a tailor. Carmen comes to the realization that he doesn’t now what a firefighter does. For all things Ciricillo Show: linktr.ee/carmenciricillo 2022-07-081h 05Carmen Ciricillo ShowCarmen Ciricillo Show“Eventually, Somebody is Gonna Smile” | CCS#103Carmen and Mike are back in the studio and are confronted with a hawk feather that somehow landed on Carmen’s desk… We still don’t know where it came from. Mike is in a bad mood because he just got back from a weekend with his partner and their friends. Carmen confronts Mike on his drug addiction problem….. Mike just laughs.  For all things Ciricillo Show: linktr.ee/carmenciricillo 2022-07-0152 minCarmen Ciricillo ShowCarmen Ciricillo ShowBest of CiricilloCarmen and Mike are on break but that doesn't mean you have to take a break from us. Here is one of our favorite episodes from way back, #46. Have no fear for we will be back next week with a banger. Thank you and we love you all. For all things Ciricillo Show: linktr.ee/carmenciricillo 2022-06-2447 minCarmen Ciricillo ShowCarmen Ciricillo ShowCCS#102 “Why Would I Stop Evolution?”Carmen and Mike are back at it again starting the podcast talking about grinding and how weird our fans are. Carmen brings up his dad again… and we all find out why Carmens hair is so messed up. We also got invited to Indiana by another fan even though he lives in Michigan. In this episode we also find out how bad Carmen is at catching rats. For all things Ciricillo Show: linktr.ee/carmenciricillo 2022-06-171h 07Carmen Ciricillo ShowCarmen Ciricillo Show“Please don’t say Bare-Breasted” | CCS#101Mike opens up the podcast talking about receiving nudes. Carmen gets annoyed about people thinking he’s High all the time and Mike politely reminded him of why. Carmen doesn’t care about being “cancelled”, he only worries if his wife listens. For all things Ciricillo Show: linktr.ee/carmenciricillo 2022-06-131h 09Carmen Ciricillo ShowCarmen Ciricillo ShowA Hundred of You and Me | CCS#100Mike and Carmen make it to their 100th episode!!  Carmen thinks about going socialist…. Just to stop working hard. Carmen talks about the origins of his hoarding and where it comes from and so so much more. For all things Ciricillo Show: linktr.ee/carmenciricillo 2022-06-031h 20Carmen Ciricillo ShowCarmen Ciricillo ShowWhere the Hell have you been!!?? | CCS#99Mike and Carmen are back in the studio and ready to talk shit. Carmen is upset that we don’t have a media empire by now. Mike brings up a hot button issue and Carmen offers to be a sperm donor for Mike to have a baby. For all things Ciricillo Show: linktr.ee/carmenciricillo 2022-05-271h 01Carmen Ciricillo ShowCarmen Ciricillo ShowBest of CiricilloMike and Carmen were on a break these past two weeks but we know you need your fix… so we we are going back in time to the very beginning with this next episode, all the way back to #26 “self flagellation to remember papa”. Enjoy, we will be back next week. For all things Ciricillo Show: linktr.ee/carmenciricillo 2022-05-2059 minCarmen Ciricillo ShowCarmen Ciricillo Show“You’re almost pure savior… You don’t even know it” | CCS#98Carmen Teaches Mike about Catholicism In Cleveland and Madonna trying to get back at Daddy…. Mike tells Carmen that he would still do a podcast with him when he’s in an old folks home with dementia.  For all things Ciricillo Show: linktr.ee/carmenciricillo 2022-05-061h 09Carmen Ciricillo ShowCarmen Ciricillo ShowThe Yelling Hole | CCS#97Mike is back fresh from a road trip with his family and he can’t deal with Carmen. Carmen talks about having to share his nose trimmer with his whole family. Carmen threatens to take his shirt off. For all things Ciricillo Show: https://linktr.ee/Ciricillo_Show 2022-04-271h 09Carmen Ciricillo ShowCarmen Ciricillo Show“Carmen, You’re a Lovable Dick!” | CCS#96Carmen gets hit on by a Bulgarian chick… from Bulgaria. Carmen and Mike examine the difference between a “Dick” and an “Asshole”. Mike explores the benefits of being homeless and Carmen convinces Mike to stay with the Podcast. For all things Ciricillo Show: https://linktr.ee/Ciricillo_Show 2022-04-211h 09Carmen Ciricillo ShowCarmen Ciricillo ShowBest of Ciricillo ShowCarmen and Mike were out of the studio this week but don't worry you'll still get your fix. Here is an early episode from when we first started. We hope ya'll enjoy.   2022-04-1359 minCarmen Ciricillo ShowCarmen Ciricillo ShowJacking off your Reality | CCS#95Carmen and Mike start off the episode by getting in touch with their sexuality. Carmen teaches Mike about Psychopaths.  Carmen calls Mike an autistic poser…. And Donny agrees. Mike and Carmen take over the “Meta-Verse”. For all things Ciricillo Show: https://linktr.ee/Ciricillo_Show 2022-04-061h 00Carmen Ciricillo ShowCarmen Ciricillo ShowDonate your Hair to Jada Smith | CCS#94Carmen reveals that his true struggle in life right now is that his hot tub is broken. Carmen and Mike invent another product “emergency pants”. Mike and Carmen solve the Ukraine situation. Carmen teaches Mike about relationships…. And now Mike doesn’t want to get married…. For all things Ciricillo Show: https://linktr.ee/Ciricillo_Show 2022-03-3152 minCarmen Ciricillo ShowCarmen Ciricillo ShowMike’s Headstone & Twisting WireMike can’t breathe because of pollen season and Carmen loves it. Carmen talks about bombing at the latest Corporate gig he had in Dallas. Carmen and Mike brainstorm on how to stop the Matrix from happening. For all things Ciricillo Show: https://linktr.ee/Ciricillo_Show 2022-03-2359 minCarmen Ciricillo ShowCarmen Ciricillo ShowI’m Glad she doesn’t listen anymore | CCS#92Carmen and Mike talk sex and relationships. Mike coughs up a lung and Carmen gets sad that his family doesn’t listen to him.  For all things Ciricillo Show: https://linktr.ee/Ciricillo_Show 2022-03-0951 minCarmen Ciricillo ShowCarmen Ciricillo ShowGet out of your Head | CCS#91Carmen and Mike are back in the studio fresh off a week of doing shows together. We talk about our show antics and how we should have been fired but we don’t know if we can be. For all things Ciricillo Show: https://linktr.ee/Ciricillo_Show 2022-03-0346 minCarmen Ciricillo ShowCarmen Ciricillo ShowCan we come to Australia? | CCS#90This episode is dedicated to Ondie Andrew Johnson Carmen and Mike want to go to Australia and do a live podcast… So we are asking the Australian people to start a petition to enter the country without being vaccinated… Oh and Mike got really high for this episode. For all things Ciricillo Show: https://linktr.ee/Ciricillo_Show 2022-02-2347 minCarmen Ciricillo ShowCarmen Ciricillo ShowThe Canceler & The Spitter | CCS#89Carmen and Mike come up with a movie where millennial go back in time to cancel “The Terminator”. Mike accidentally spits on Carmen… and Carmen has flash backs to when Mike had Covid. Carmen teaches us about the 3 types of reality. For all things Ciricillo Show: https://linktr.ee/Ciricillo_Show 2022-02-1251 minCarmen Ciricillo ShowCarmen Ciricillo ShowMetro-sexual Talk, Led paint & The Bat-Cave | CCS#88Carmen talks about the new/old led paint covered kitchen cabinets he got. Mike and Carmen talk about a new CBD mask that you can wear to protect yourself from covid and get high. Carmen, Mike and Donny realize they are basically the same as Batman, Robin & Alfred. Oh and by the way…. Mike got really high for this one. For all things Ciricillo Show: https://linktr.ee/Ciricillo_Show 2022-02-0248 minCarmen Ciricillo ShowCarmen Ciricillo ShowOne Nut & The Two-Dicked Aliens | CCS#87Carmen tells us about his recent Fire extinguisher escapades, and how busy he is with not being productive. Carmen also tells his theory on how evolution will eventually lead to men having two dicks… or as he describes it “double dick”. For all things Ciricillo Show: https://linktr.ee/Ciricillo_Show 2022-01-191h 00Carmen Ciricillo ShowCarmen Ciricillo ShowKiss for the system | CCS#85Mike realizes that people bully Carmen because they don’t feel anything in doing so. Mike and Carmen discuss the Antonio Brown incident, realizing he’s our hero for walking out on the job. For all things Ciricillo Show: https://linktr.ee/Ciricillo_Show 2022-01-0555 minCarmen Ciricillo ShowCarmen Ciricillo ShowNothing Ever Changes | CCS#84Carmen and Mike are back in the studio after a Christmas break to talk about their families and how fighting over “who forgot to grab ice” is way better than fighting over “who slept with your brothers wife” For all things Ciricillo Show: https://linktr.ee/Ciricillo_Show 2021-12-2955 minCarmen Ciricillo ShowCarmen Ciricillo ShowClap for Divorce | CCS#83Carmen attempts to give marriage advice…. Mike attempts to trust it…. Then Carmen makes Mike talk about his Dad in a very uncomfortable way. For all things Ciricillo Show: https://linktr.ee/Ciricillo_Show 2021-12-1552 minCarmen Ciricillo ShowCarmen Ciricillo ShowThe One vs. One Open Mic | CCS#82Mike confronts Carmen on turning the podcast into an open mic to run material, making Mike and audience member to Carmens neurosis for over 80 episodes. For all things Ciricillo Show: https://linktr.ee/Ciricillo_Show 2021-12-0849 minCarmen Ciricillo ShowCarmen Ciricillo ShowBest of Ciricillo ShowThis week we were out of the studio but we still got some classic Carmen for ya, hope ya enjoy it! Love ya'll For all things Ciricillo Show: https://linktr.ee/Ciricillo_Show 2021-12-0351 minCarmen Ciricillo ShowCarmen Ciricillo ShowStop Trying & Start Improving | CCS#81Carmen advises against working hard and getting too far in life. Carmen and Mike talk about the comments they get on YouTube and IG. For all things Ciricillo Show: https://linktr.ee/Ciricillo_Show 2021-11-2547 minCarmen Ciricillo ShowCarmen Ciricillo ShowCatching Rabbits & Carmen Vision | CCS#80Carmen goes off on how wearing glasses is a scam and so is everything else. Also Carmen doesn’t have dreams….. He has visions. Carmen also has a strange past of being picked up a lot by other people.   For all things Ciricillo Show: https://linktr.ee/Ciricillo_Show 2021-11-1747 minCarmen Ciricillo ShowCarmen Ciricillo ShowDigging Holes, Having Sex & Forced fed Cottage Cheese | CCS#79Carmen Talks about this recent shows in Florida, how he was forced to eat cottage cheese as a kid and how having new pants was a luxury in the Ciricillo household. For all things Ciricillo Show: https://linktr.ee/Ciricillo_Show 2021-11-111h 03Carmen Ciricillo ShowCarmen Ciricillo ShowAvoiding Jury Duty & Pranking the Public | CCS#78Carmen tells his tales of getting out of jury duty on Monday. We both put our names into the Wutang Clan Name generator to figure out our Rapper names. Carmen and Mike come up with public pranks we can pull without going to jail.   For all things Ciricillo Show: https://linktr.ee/Ciricillo_Show 2021-11-0354 minCarmen Ciricillo ShowCarmen Ciricillo ShowSweat Pants at a Funeral & Turkey, the Florida of Europe | CCS#77Carmen and Mike wonder what it would be like to have only 5 minutes to live and how he gets “Hard” at funerals. Carmen somehow proves the country of Turkey and Florida are the exact same. For all things Ciricillo Show: https://linktr.ee/Ciricillo_Show 2021-10-2759 minCarmen Ciricillo ShowCarmen Ciricillo ShowThe Communist Call-Back & Back to Bullshit | CCS#76Carmen thinks he knows what Communism is and keeps bringing it up to no end, and Carmen comes up with a really bad way to track the random subjects we come up with during the podcast. For all things Ciricillo Show: https://linktr.ee/Ciricillo_Show 2021-10-2156 minCarmen Ciricillo ShowCarmen Ciricillo ShowThe Anti-Comic & Social Justice Sting operations | CCS#75Carmen and Mike ponder what it would be like to preform in front of an entire audience that is crying and Carmen sheds light on the fact that we are being duped into sting operations on social media. For all things Ciricillo Show: https://linktr.ee/Ciricillo_Show 2021-10-1453 minCarmen Ciricillo ShowCarmen Ciricillo ShowWorst TSA Agent Ever & the Hairiest Massage | CCS#74Mike interviews Carmen only to find out he would be the worst TSA agent and how he would be consumed with power, and Carmen makes Mike so uncomfortable with describing how he massages hairy people. Mike also tells Carmen his idea for a sci/fi movie and Carmen shits on it. For all things Ciricillo Show: https://linktr.ee/Ciricillo_Show 2021-10-0647 minCarmen Ciricillo ShowCarmen Ciricillo ShowBig Daddy Mike & Carmens Hit-list | CCS#73Carmen figures out he’s “Reverse-Aging” and needs father figures… and he will take anybody. Carmen also talks about Comics that wronged him in the past. For all things Ciricillo Show: https://linktr.ee/Ciricillo_Show 2021-09-291h 03Carmen Ciricillo ShowCarmen Ciricillo ShowPreferential Treatment & Don‘t Mess with Vito | CCS#72Carmen explains to Mike how he doesn’t want to actually belong to any group or organization but he does want to be friends with them so he can have all the benefits without the responsibilities. Mike tells Carmen about a table he waited on that walked out on their Tab and threatened to fight Mike. For all things Ciricillo Show: https://linktr.ee/Ciricillo_Show 2021-09-2250 minCarmen Ciricillo ShowCarmen Ciricillo ShowCarmen the Pimp & The best funeral Ever | CCS#71Carmen and Mike are back in the studio being dumb with a new podcast setup because Mike can’t stop staring at our producer, Donny. Carmen talks about the best funeral he’s ever been to while Mike accidentally makes fun of his grandma…. Which might lead to Mike being “whacked” by Carmen’s Cousins. Carmen thinks of a new business idea where he pimps Mike and Donny out to retirement homes as strippers. For all things Ciricillo Show: https://linktr.ee/Ciricillo_Show 2021-09-1556 minCarmen Ciricillo ShowCarmen Ciricillo ShowJuice Everywhere & Pepperoni Beatdown | CCS#70Carmen and Mike are back in the studio talking about getting arrested on Facebook, how Carmen got kicked out of a cigar shop and how he prefers vape shops more. Carmen also retells a story where his dad disciplined him with pepperoni. For all things Ciricillo Show: https://linktr.ee/Ciricillo_Show 2021-09-081h 08Carmen Ciricillo ShowCarmen Ciricillo ShowWho invented 69? Extreme dating & Frivolous Lawsuits | CCS#69Carmen talks with Mike about the sanctity of "69ing" and who invented it, how Dating is so hard for people now that they are willing to get naked and survive in the wilderness just to meet somebody and how many Frivolous lawsuits end up being justified because corporations are strategic assholes. For all things Ciricillo Show: https://linktr.ee/Ciricillo_Show  2021-09-0145 minCarmen Ciricillo ShowCarmen Ciricillo ShowThe Tin Man & Monday Morning Quarterbacks | CCS#68Carmen talks with Mike about how dangerous a combination master-bating and Zoom can be, about stuff that technically isn't illegal to do, and about the prophecy of the Wizard of Oz. For all things Ciricillo Show: https://linktr.ee/Ciricillo_Show   2021-08-2645 minCarmen Ciricillo ShowCarmen Ciricillo ShowBest of Ciricillo: Untrustworthy babies & double standard polygamyEven the Hardest working podcast in the biz has to take a break. For all things Ciricillo show: https://linktr.ee/Ciricillo_Show 2021-08-1156 minCarmen Ciricillo ShowCarmen Ciricillo ShowJammin' to Smoke & the SAG Counselor W/Sean Daniels | CCS#67Carmen explains how his dad was on the AYDS Diet with famous youtuber Sean Daniels. This episode Breaks Mike's brain when Carmen and Sean bring up "Home Associations" and how they have gone Mad with Power. For all things Ciricillo Show: https://linktr.ee/Ciricillo_Show  2021-08-061h 02Carmen Ciricillo ShowCarmen Ciricillo ShowThe Carmen Ciricillo Vanity Project with Sean Daniels | CCS#66Carmen talks about ways to turn pain into laughter, completely loses his mind over children in bubble suits, introduces his guest; Famous musician Sean Daniel and their origin story of meeting on craigslist. For all things Ciricillo Show: https://linktr.ee/Ciricillo_Show 2021-08-0458 minCarmen Ciricillo ShowCarmen Ciricillo ShowPirates of the Key, Big Boy Scouts & Johnny Bravo | CCS#65Carmen talks about a show idea called "Amish in they Keys", his hopes that the Boy Scouts Mafia will help stop cancel culture, and calls for an Association to moderate words. For all things Ciricillo show: https://linktr.ee/Ciricillo_Show   2021-07-2840 minCarmen Ciricillo ShowCarmen Ciricillo ShowChopping Coal & Reverse Engineered Puberty | CCS#64Carmen talks about  why comics have to be delusional, how overwhelming information on TikTok can be, and realizes he needs to stay young because of peanut butter. For all Things Ciricillo Show: https://linktr.ee/Ciricillo_Show   2021-07-2340 minCarmen Ciricillo ShowCarmen Ciricillo ShowUrban Camo Dogs & and Shirt painting | CCS#63Carmen talks about how the wild packs of German Shepards would sharpen their tails when he lived in Cleveland, how shirt painting can help organize a garage sale, and how important it is to have a little self imposed stress in your life. For all things Ciricillo Show: https://linktr.ee/Ciricillo_Show 2021-07-2145 minCarmen Ciricillo ShowCarmen Ciricillo ShowSurvivor Dildos & Little Jimmy | CCS#62Carmen talks about how he missed out on embezzling opportunities when he was 10, how free wieners can bring people together, and how sometimes to help your kid succeed, you have to hold them back For all things Ciricillo Show https://linktr.ee/Ciricillo_Show   2021-07-1640 minCarmen Ciricillo ShowCarmen Ciricillo ShowDirty John & Catfishing McGregor | CCS#61Carmen talks about how he wants a taste bud reader, about what it takes to escape prison, and has a message for Conner McGregor. (and Carmen finds out Mikes Magna Carta while talking about the Olympics) For all things Ciricillo Show: https://linktr.ee/Ciricillo_Show   2021-07-1459 minCarmen Ciricillo ShowCarmen Ciricillo ShowCarmen the Destroyer & Room for Cream | CCS#60Carmen brings on his daughter Shannon, who talks with Mike about Carmen's terrible understanding of what it means to trigger someone, the idea of naked swamp people, and about how Carmens laziness has made progressive changes. For all things Ciricillo Show go to: https://linktr.ee/Ciricillo_Show   2021-07-1157 minCarmen Ciricillo ShowCarmen Ciricillo ShowGym Hippie & Agents for Stoners | CCS#59Carmen talks about how comics are under appreciated detectives, runs some invention ideas by Mike to see if they're more idiot or savant, and about a new, extreme Uber. For all things Ciricillo show go to: https://linktr.ee/Ciricillo_Show   2021-07-0945 minCarmen Ciricillo ShowCarmen Ciricillo ShowPig Celery, Black Holes & Rotary dial phones | CCS#57Carmen talks about the dangers of being alone while eating Pork Rinds, about his time in YouTube University, and compares black holes to the culverts of Cleveland. Contact us at: ciricillo@comcast.net Go to Carmen's Website: http://www.carmenciricillo.com/ 2021-06-3047 minCarmen Ciricillo ShowCarmen Ciricillo ShowUnbreakable 4th wall & Moronic Comedy | CCS#56Carmen talks about his experience with border patrol, complains about how much freedom he has at home, and the time his back yard was on fire. Contact us at: ciricillo@comcast.net Go to Carmen's Website: http://www.carmenciricillo.com/ 2021-06-2552 minCarmen Ciricillo ShowCarmen Ciricillo ShowDog Rubbers & Grandpa's Mech Armor | CCS#55Carmen talks about his toy pitch for Hasbro, his idea to prevent stains from unruly dogs, and how the elderly deserve body armor. Contact us at: ciricillo@comcast.net Go to Carmen's Website: http://www.carmenciricillo.com/ 2021-06-2340 minCarmen Ciricillo ShowCarmen Ciricillo ShowSelling Out & Picking Grapes | CCS#54Carmen talks about his experience with the 'gifted program, what a green room party should look like, and reveals his hope that the podcast will become a ripe grape. Contact us at: ciricillo@comcast.net Go to Carmen's Website: http://www.carmenciricillo.com/ 2021-06-1651 minCarmen Ciricillo ShowCarmen Ciricillo ShowPizza Bubbles & Dress up with friends | CCS#52Carmen talks about how he's been having a midlife crisis since he was 15, how he stays positive by giving himself a bad time instead of just having it happen, and the boys have a close encounter of the arachnid kind. Contact us at: ciricillo@comcast.net Go to Carmen's Website: http://www.carmenciricillo.com/ 2021-06-0947 minCarmen Ciricillo ShowCarmen Ciricillo ShowLove Language & Scary Subdivisions | CCS#50Carmen talks about how his bubble machine has made him the sketchiest person in his neighborhood, his plan to monetize Mike's fake superpowers, and Mike tries to teach Carmen what his love language it. Contact us at: ciricillo@comcast.net Go to Carmen's Website: http://www.carmenciricillo.com/ 2021-06-0347 minCarmen Ciricillo ShowCarmen Ciricillo ShowThe Death Switch, Urine Bubbles & Lord of the Rings | CCS#49Carmen talks about the worst kind of bubbles, and fantasizes about a life in assisted living, and explains how they had to find a dragon for The Hobbit movies. Contact us at: ciricillo@comcast.net Go to Carmen's Website: http://www.carmenciricillo.com/ 2021-05-2845 minCarmen Ciricillo ShowCarmen Ciricillo ShowWeed Pilgrims & The Nashville hangover | CCS#48Carmen talks about how even the best job could be ruined by a single staircase, about his trip to Kid Rocks place, and how to use "imposter syndrome" to your advantage. Contact us at: ciricillo@comcast.net Go to Carmen's Website: http://www.carmenciricillo.com/ 2021-05-2648 minCarmen Ciricillo ShowCarmen Ciricillo ShowFamily Lawyers & (de)Manifesting Destiny | CCS#47Carmen talk about how he handles family meetings like the "God Father", how the only thing saving him from the terrible fate of being a household name is laziness, and how his childhood trauma made him able to see the future. Contact us at: ciricillo@comcast.net Go to Carmen's Website: http://www.carmenciricillo.com/ 2021-05-2245 minCarmen Ciricillo ShowCarmen Ciricillo ShowHawk Attack, Jury Duty & Understanding Bitcoin | CCS#46Carmen talks about his most recent attempt to connect with nature, explains how Bitcoin works to Mike, and how he plans to bring back cassette tapes in 2021. Contact us at: ciricillo@comcast.net Go to Carmen's Website: http://www.carmenciricillo.com/ 2021-05-1947 minCarmen Ciricillo ShowCarmen Ciricillo ShowOperation Manifestation & Back-Alley Root Canals | CCS#45Carmen tries to figure out how to talk about himself without other people knowing he's talking about himself, about how to get pushed toward your goal is to fight it, and found out how Air B-n-B can solve Carmen's hatred for boats. Contact us at: ciricillo@comcast.net Go to Carmen's Website: http://www.carmenciricillo.com/ 2021-05-1245 minCarmen Ciricillo ShowCarmen Ciricillo ShowThe Orgy Birth & the Golf Police | CCS#44Carmen talks about how he keeps a supply of wallet sized photos of his dead dad to hand out, about his dream of taking a go-cart on a golf course to be a part of the Golf Police, and why own decisions led him into the attic left him in the dark and covered in peanut butter. Contact us at: ciricillo@comcast.net Go to Carmen's Website: http://www.carmenciricillo.com/ 2021-05-0748 minCarmen Ciricillo ShowCarmen Ciricillo ShowValet Violation, Little Flippers, and Lazy Talk | CCS#43Carmen talks about how he feels valets always bully him when going out, about his struggle to think of a gift better for his wife than the flippers his wife gave him, and how reverse-psychology will be his downfall. Contact us at: ciricillo@comcast.net Go to Carmen's Website: http://www.carmenciricillo.com/ 2021-05-0546 minCarmen Ciricillo ShowCarmen Ciricillo ShowAnal-Alagy & Jesus Christ SuperstarCarmen asks Mike why he'd want to become more successful because it means more work, reveals to Mike how he can see the future, and about how his wife is scared because of a dream where Carmen realized he was the messiah. Contact us at: ciricillo@comcast.net Go to Carmen's Website: http://www.carmenciricillo.com/ 2021-04-2847 minCarmen Ciricillo ShowCarmen Ciricillo ShowSipping Bong Water, Dr. Fat Fingers & Baby Liver Failure | CCS#41Does Carmen know the difference between vapes and bongs? Carmen decides to get rid of his dentist because his fingers are too fat, and Carmen talks about the time he put his baby in a tank with blindfolds on. Contact us at: ciricillo@comcast.net Go to Carmen's Website: http://www.carmenciricillo.com/ 2021-04-2139 minCarmen Ciricillo ShowCarmen Ciricillo Show5 stages of Weird & Subtle-Tees | CCS#40Covid has forced Carmen into watching other people with real jobs on T.V, and Carmen wishes that being short could be considered a super power, but Tall Mike says no. Do serial killers consult each,other on where to buy their knives? What does evil look like, and how people with face tattoos love kitties. Carmen tells Mike about his new business idea on how to get strangers to talk to you at bars. Contact us at: ciricillo@comcast.net Go to Carmen's Website: http://www.carmenciricillo.com/   2021-04-1442 minCarmen Ciricillo ShowCarmen Ciricillo ShowTruth Men, Pan Handling Pros & the Hurricane Deflector | CCS#39Carmen talks about how awesome it would be to have a Batmobile, and why he couldn't be trusted with one, and while looking for ways to afford one, stumbles across an untapped market for panhandlers, and creates a new and horrific twist of Frankenstein. Contact us at: ciricillo@comcast.net Go to Carmen's Website: http://www.carmenciricillo.com/ 2021-04-0742 minCarmen Ciricillo ShowCarmen Ciricillo ShowMinority report, Existential Edibles & Milk Baths | CCS#38Carmen makes Mike sick with an image of fat guys laying in baked beans that can predict criminals before they commit crimes. Carmen reveals what he thinks about how sexy the future will be whatever that means. Mike talks about his recent horrific experience with Delta 8 which has him swearing off edibles for good. Carmen gets dragged into talking about an old lady giving milk baths to men and how creepy she appears in the pictures.  Contact us at: ciricillo@comcast.net Go to Carmen's Website: http://www.carmenciricillo.com/ 2021-03-3148 minCarmen Ciricillo ShowCarmen Ciricillo ShowStreet Kids, Corn Culture & a Comics Wet Dream | CCS#37Carmen's need for therapy grows more apparent as he talks fondly about his time growing up in Cleveland dreaming of owning graphic tees, gives us a peek at the culture of Iowa, and about who owns the gun that killed his dad. Contact us at: ciricillo@comcast.net Go to Carmen's Website: http://www.carmenciricillo.com/ 2021-03-2449 minCarmen Ciricillo ShowCarmen Ciricillo ShowThe Hatemobile, Peer Pressure Comedy, & Shooting the Moon | CCS#36Carmen talks about the time he snuck a buffet onto a flight, how he was unintentionally bullied into comedy, and tries to keep Mike off his 'Hate-mobile' Contact us at: ciricillo@comcast.net Go to Carmen's Website: http://www.carmenciricillo.com/ 2021-03-1746 minCarmen Ciricillo ShowCarmen Ciricillo Show"Those People" | CCS#35Carmen gives some advice on how to prepare for going to a strip club, about how sometimes the stage is like a prison, and about how he got slapped by a stranger. Contact us at: ciricillo@comcast.net Go to Carmen's Website: http://www.carmenciricillo.com/ 2021-03-1051 minCarmen Ciricillo ShowCarmen Ciricillo ShowCleveland Humor & The Comedy Zealot | CCS#32Carmen talks about how the Squatty Potty has revolutionized his life, and how he wants to take it a step farther. Carmen fights Mike over the power of the sun, and reminisces about the burning skies in Cleveland. Contact us at: ciricillo@comcast.net Go to Carmen's Website: http://www.carmenciricillo.com/ 2021-02-1753 minCarmen Ciricillo ShowCarmen Ciricillo ShowDressing the Part & Sleeping in Gutters | CCS#31Carmen explains his absurd ways of getting ready for work, the boys trade some war stories from old shows, and Carmen explodes with how YOU, the listener, make it worth all the craziness. Contact us at: ciricillo@comcast.net Go to Carmen's Website: http://www.carmenciricillo.com/ 2021-02-1050 minCarmen Ciricillo ShowCarmen Ciricillo ShowGloryhole Shotgun, Ayahuasca, & the Sweeper | CCS#23Carmen talks about getting high through a glory hole, how Mike might make extra money sweeping with no shirt on and how when doing drugs you need a trusted helper. Carmen interrogates Mike about his life choices with the vaping pen. BTW If Cameron Diaz is listening, I meant Gwyneth Paltrow, sorry.  Contact us at: ciricillo@comcast.net Go to Carmen's Website: http://www.carmenciricillo.com/ 2020-12-1651 minCarmen Ciricillo ShowCarmen Ciricillo ShowGarage Sales, The Holy Rolodex & a bathtub of clothes | CCS#22Carmen talks about how he changes clothes at least 4 times a day and he doesn't leave the house. Carmen breaks the fourth wall in movies with Mike, explains the importance of communities, and becomes self-aware. Stay tuned to the very end to hear Carmen and Mike barely be able to formulate words. Contact us at: ciricillo@comcast.net Go to Carmen's Website: http://www.carmenciricillo.com/ 2020-12-0951 minCarmen Ciricillo ShowCarmen Ciricillo ShowSprechen Sie Christmas? | CiriSOLO#17Carmen talks about spreading Christmas cheer, how little Germans care that Carmen was born in Berlin and the therapeutic benefits of podcasting to a comedian.  Contact us at: ciricillo@comcast.net Go to Carmen's Website: http://www.carmenciricillo.com/       2020-12-0730 minCarmen Ciricillo ShowCarmen Ciricillo ShowCiriSOLO#16 Factory of AuthenticityCarmen’s back after a weekend of shows in the Shell Factory at Players Circle Theatre. Carmen also ponders whether he lives in a fake state. Also how stand up is stripped down entertainment made for crowds that must participate not just stare. Contact us at: ciricillo@comcast.net Go to Carmen's Website: http://www.carmenciricillo.com/       2020-11-3036 minCarmen Ciricillo ShowCarmen Ciricillo ShowCCS#017 Drug Buffet, Prison Fitness & New World OrderCarmen & Mike are in the studio talking about how carmen is addicted to making videos where he smokes, How his producer Mike is scamming him and how LSD doesn’t make you an “inventor” plus so much more. Contact us at: ciricillo@comcast.net Go to Carmen's Website: http://www.carmenciricillo.com/     2020-11-0457 minCarmen Ciricillo ShowCarmen Ciricillo ShowCCS#016 Joke Hoarder, Senior Citizen Fear & Everybody's an "Entertainer"Carmen and Mike take to the studio to talk about how good comics can’t be practical, how we aren’t willing to reinvent ourselves into something else than a comedian. Then Mike talks Carmen's ear off about conspiracy theories. Contact us at: ciricillo@comcast.net   Go to Carmen's Website: http://www.carmenciricillo.com/     2020-10-2859 minCarmen Ciricillo ShowCarmen Ciricillo ShowCCS#015 Cornhole Ambitions, Towel Swagger, Barbershop EtiquetteCarmen, Mike and Donny are back in the studio talking to Carmen about his recent trip to Cleveland, having to be a secret sex agent just to get laid in a marriage and being forced to do stand up in front of family. Contact us at: ciricillo@comcast.net   Go to Carmen's Website: http://www.carmenciricillo.com/ 2020-10-2156 minCarmen Ciricillo ShowCarmen Ciricillo ShowCCS#014 Grandma's Pie, Ciricillo Butchers & AirboatsCarmen & Mike are back in the studio talking about the Ciricillo butchers, finding his Italian heritage and defending your house during halloween. Contact us at: ciricillo@comcast.net   Go to Carmen's Website: http://www.carmenciricillo.com/     2020-10-1458 minCarmen Ciricillo ShowCarmen Ciricillo ShowCiriSOLO#001This is a special episode part of a new series called CiriSOLO, where Carmen Ciricillo takes the podcast into his own hands by himself. Sometimes he will be on the road doing comedy, or he might even be pissed off in a grocery store parking lot because the deli lady looked at him weird when she gave him the pound of Roast Beef. Look forward to a new episode every Sunday. Contact us at: ciricillo@comcast.net Go to Carmen's Website: http://www.carmenciricillo.com/ 2020-08-1651 minCarmen Ciricillo ShowCarmen Ciricillo ShowCCS#002 New Age Dating, Po Po the Teacher & College KnightsCarmen Ciricillo can't turn his brain off as he discusses dating in the new age, family loyalty, being paddled in wood shop class and quitting a Fraternity to start his own.  Contact us at: ciricillo@comcast.net Go to Carmens Website: http://www.carmenciricillo.com/ 2020-07-2251 minCarmen Ciricillo ShowCarmen Ciricillo ShowCCS#001 Carmen Cant Help YouCarmen Ciricillo is a professional, stand up comedian and his act has taken him across the country headlining at comedy clubs such as: McCurdy's, The Improv and The Punchline. Additionally, Carmen has appeared in multiple national TV and radio spots including:The Discovery Channel- "Your New House", XM/Sirius Satellite Radio NASCAR, Volvo Hard Hat Comedy Tour and "Bunch O'Comics" http://www.carmenciricillo.com/ 2020-07-151h 50