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No Sir I Don't Like ItEp 172 Allergic to Happiness (Bryan Vokey & Carmen Morales)Ole battle axe Bryan Vokey, my former podcast co-host joins me this week and talk about how our podcast partnership ended, being someones last phone call, how Bryan will be in the nursing home and Bahn Mis. We also talk about getting pegged, tight knit families, seeing a musician later in life, the VA doc and sloppy joes. Enjoy!
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No Sir I Don't Like ItEp 134 I'm Here to Die (Bryan Vokey, Carmen Morales)In this episode we unfortunately find out that Bryan decides to leave the podcast. They talk about scrambled porn, vaping is bad for you, Robert De Niro and how television is dying. They also talk about how nobody really likes apples, Bryan finally watches Breaking Bad, works at a creepy party and is trying to kill himself with doughnuts.
No Gripe of the week this week!
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Gripe of the week goes to: Justin Marchert for "My GPS loves to send me to uncontrolled intersections to turn left in the middle of fucking rush hour"
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Support the podcast! www.patreon.co...2019-09-251h 18No Sir I Don't Like ItEp 132 Big Tit Thursday (Akeem Woods, Bryan Vokey, Carmen Morales)Akeem Woods joins the podcast this week and they get into gay white men who act like black women but are racist, Postmates, banging a porn star on a mountain and straight guys that go to gay bars. They also get into avocados and having a threesome in the back of a Uhaul truck.
Gripe of the week goes to: Xavier Salinas for "Why do Uber drivers think I want to talk while I'm wearing my headphones"
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Listen h...2019-09-181h 17No Sir I Don't Like ItEp 131 Get in My Veins (Taylor Tomlinson, Bryan Vokey, Carmen Morales)Taylor Tomlinson joins the podcast this week and they talk about doing "fun" shows, trying to impress your therapist and not liking animals all that much, They also discuss calling off an engagement, wedding songs, being on "auto pilot" onstage and having habits versus having a routine.
Gripe of the week goes to: Julia Noran for "Prosciutto and melon do not go together"
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Gripe of the week goes to: Kristen Gilreath for "When people try to put their fingers in my baby's mouth"
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Gripe of the week goes to: Jannae Burris "The first person you talk to you in customer service can't do shit for you, they're just bridge trolls."
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Support the podcast! www.patreon.com/nos...2019-08-281h 10No Sir I Don't Like ItEp 128 My Name is Steve Jail (Ali Macofsky, Bryan Vokey, Carmen Morales)Ali Macofsky is our guest this week. She has been fired from almost every job she's ever had and we go through some. We also talk about her being Joe Rogan's best friend, how she learned that Halle Berry is hot, and playing dumb for guy's attention. We all share our Epstein conspiracy theories. We talk how mansplaining is just explaining. Also, Ali loves airport culture.
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Stitcher...2019-08-211h 10No Sir I Don't Like ItEp 127 Rigamortis Boner (Featuring Carmen Morales & Bryan Vokey)Carmen tells a tale of one of the worst shows she's ever done that involves a missing girl and we learn that Ronald Regan is racist, we find out how Bryan wants to die. They also talk about dolphin pussy, tasting your own cum and the Mandella Effect. Bryan also chokes himself out at the end of the podcast.
Gripe of the week goes to: Jeff Albright for "Dudes who tuck in their shirts with out a belt"
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...2019-08-131h 15No Sir I Don't Like ItEp 126 Freaks vs. Creeps (Caitlin Gill, Carmen Morales & Bryan Vokey)Caitlin Gill joins the guys and talks about what was wrong with Bohemian Rhapsody, Quentin Tarantino, how there is a distinct difference between freaks and creeps and the possibility that there may be an environmental cause to our current state. We also get into the difference between mean comedy and biting comedy, prank shows and a beautiful story about an amazing cancer patient that made Stanhope work with Caitlin.
Gripe of the week goes to: Daniel Dennis "As I get older, my toenails seem to become the thickness of skateboard ramp plywood"
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Gripe of the week goes to: Denise Compo Wethington for "the phrase it is what it is"
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Gripe of the week goes to: Bill Martini for "People who fill up their gas tank (at a station where there are 2-3 cars deep waiting), then leave the car to go in the store to use the bathroom, grab a...2019-07-241h 16No Sir I Don't Like ItEp 123 Paper Mache People (Carmen Morales & Bryan Vokey)Carmen and Bryan argue about how only some people look good when they smoke, Bryan expresses his love of trashy women and the band Korn. They discuss their friendship, the old people at Costco and the sports wage gap.
Gripe of the week goes to: Justin Marchert "I spend the day cleaning for company and then not one guest comments on how clean my place is"
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Stitche...2019-07-161h 13No Sir I Don't Like ItEp 122 Woke Confederate Soldier (Brad Williams, Carmen Morales & Bryan Vokey)Brad Williams joins Carmen & Bryan and they talk about Trump, a Jack Nicholson story, if dogs are racist and a woke Confederate soldier. They talk about having an Ambien comedy show, woke commercials and a macho grocery store.
Gripe of the week goes to: Travis Carl "I have to street park my car and my neighbor keeps parking way to close to my bumper"
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Gripe of the week goes to: Corey Engselby "This Cali drought is really fucking with my weed prices"
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Stitche...2019-07-031h 14No Sir I Don't Like ItEp 120 Queen of Left Turns (Carmen Morales & Bryan Vokey)The guys discuss if motorboating is cheating & slapping titties. Bryan shares a story about a lady he met at Costco that is full of horrific surprises. We learn about a young man named Kyle and why Bryan didn't get into Harvard.
Gripe of the week goes to: Kristen Gilreath for "Its 2019, and we still dont have an auto-shut-off feature on stoves. Like, if you set a timer, it would be cool if you had the option to automatically turn the burner off when the timer goes off.
This gripe was inspired by my almost burning down my a...2019-06-251h 05No Sir I Don't Like ItEp 119 Pisces of Shit (Carmen Morales & Bryan Vokey)Bryan hates the Spanish language and loves smelling dogs feet. He denies that his rolled ankle has anything to do with the beer he shotgunned only moments before the injury he acquired at the Dwight Yoakam concert. They get a lot of milage making fun of the people at Costco, specifically a 65 year old white hood rat lady and a Mexican woman who's dying to be German. They talk how Top Golf is disrespecting to golf and how poor people always think everyone is disrespecting them.
Gripe of the week goes to: Scott Young for "Walking into a bar t...2019-06-191h 08No Sir I Don't Like ItEp 118 Odiferous Whore (Anthony Desamito, Carmen Morales & Bryan Vokey)Anthony Desamito joins NSIDLI and they discuss Pride behavior, the bandana system, food trucks and dating apps. They also talk about a "Peanuts" themed porn, how an uber driver turned into a prostitute and how a Burger King saved Bryan's life.
Gripe of the week goes to: Akeem Woods for "MFs in Boston wanting a straight pride parade"
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Gripe of the week goes to: Tanner Longs for “Unwanted talk during long road trips. Don’t know if this has been discussed before but I’m currently on tour with 3 black comics that like to freestyle battle rap, we’re 230 miles to the next venue and...2019-06-061h 07No Sir I Don't Like ItEp 116 Two Roofie Minimum (Matt Balaker, Carmen Morales & Bryan Vokey)Author and comedian Matt Balaker joins NSIDLI to talk about his new book about comedy legend, the late Greg Giraldo. They talk about the process of writing "Greg Giraldo: A Comedian's Story," interviewing people about it and swap stories about Greg. They talk his "Tough Crowd" days and being a writer for the Comedy Central Roasts. They also talk about drug addition, imposter syndrome and how people treat you when you're an addict at that level.
Gripe of the week goes to: Elizabeth Wegner for “The fact that I’ve never in my life met someone who’s won pu...2019-05-291h 11No Sir I Don't Like ItEp 115 Murder Economy (Ron Taylor, Carmen Morales & Bryan Vokey)The funny Ron Taylor joins Carmen and Bryan to talk about fishing shows, being homeless is awesome, homework and how mountain people kill. Ron also shares that he doesn't like pedophiles or okra, hates that you can't drink but can serve in the military and goes hard on Captain Marvel.
Gripe of the week goes to: Derrick Paladino for "Grilled cheese restaurants that call their sandwiches for novelty purposes when they are just simply paninis"
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St...2019-05-231h 31No Sir I Don't Like ItEp 114 Saddam's My Guy (Ramsey Badawi, Carmen Morales & Bryan Vokey)Comedian Ramsey Badawi joins NSIDL this week and they talk about having bad tattoos, Saddam Hussein's love stories, Palestine and Kurt Angle. They also have a chat about IQ tests, weed vs ritalin and Hitler's branding.
Gripe of the week goes to: Julia Noran for "The guy that owns 'Bob's Barricades' is not named Bob"
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No Gripe of the Week this week due to technical difficulties!
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Gripe of the week goes to: Laura Layson for "People saddling up to my bar, talking about how much money they have...2019-05-011h 12No Sir I Don't Like ItEp 111 My Point Is (Brian Simpson, Carmen Morales & Bryan Vokey)The very funny Brian Simpson sits in this week as he and Bryan bond over having sleep apnea. He talks about the tedious process of getting anything through the VA. He argues with Carmen over gender roles in providing orgasms. Vokey defends dating apps. We talk about getting older, Kevin Hart and hard work vs. talent.
Gripe of the week goes to: Julia Noran for "Men who refuse to let me hold the door open for them"
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Gripe of the week goes to: El Colo for "Grown ass people that call their parents Mommy & Daddy"
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Gripe of the week goes to: Jay Wulff for "People who think a Rueben sandwich is Irish"
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St...2019-04-101h 11No Sir I Don't Like ItEp 108 F*ck My Kids (Clark Jones, Carmen Morales & Bryan Vokey)Comedian Clark Jones joins Carmen & Bryan and they discuss how being attractive helps, what about-isms and personal and celebrity PR. They also get into Lebron vs. Michael Jordan, the peanut doughnut from Dunkin Dounuts, Creole, France and Instagram etiquette.
Gripe of the week goes to: Janae Burris for "When I'm doing my makeup in a ladies room or a club (cause there's never mirrors and lighting in the green room) and everybody wants the soap and paper towels nearest me. But there are other soap and towels over there. And they act like I'm a scary dragon g...2019-04-031h 10No Sir I Don't Like ItEp 107 Nuclear Holocaust Denier (Carmen Morales & Bryan Vokey)Carmen self identifies as a Gypsy, they talk about being mentioned on the Jim & Sam Show and Bryan talks about his Propecia induced suicide fantasy. They also talk about a waterfall being ruined by a penis, what the voting age should be. We learn that Bryan is vaping now and Carmen tells a tale of how she snapped at a casino gig.
Gripe of the week goes to: Jen Saunderson for "When you're eating potato chips and the roof of your mouth gets raw from all the salt"
Support this shit show: Subscribe to our Pat...2019-03-271h 01No Sir I Don't Like ItEp 106 You Little Pisces (Thomas Dale, Carmen Morales & Bryan Vokey)The hilarious Thomas Dale joins us for a fun, fast paced episode where they discuss Michael Jackson cynicism, being bi-gender, carrying on your family name and liars. They also talk about people who don't text back, people who read while they walk, having a fear of clusters/holes/swarms and disliking kiwis.
Gripe of the week goes to: Joseph John "People at the office who announce when hey need to go use the restroom even though no one is talking to them or engaging with them in any way. Just go Debbie."
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Gripe of the week goes to: Noelle Wiehe "Today there was a notice posted on the public bathrooms here on deployment, it said "Video chatting, recording or playing music in the b...2019-03-141h 11No Sir I Don't Like ItEp 104 2 C*ck Minimum (Carmen Morales & Bryan Vokey)Carmen & Bryan talk about motorboating, a flight attendant trying to make people do calisthenics, a guy who banged a tree and an old redneck that wanted his boy to grow up and be a traveling musician. They also discuss going to an exes wedding, marriage and punching a woman.
Gripe of the week goes to: Roie Vokey "When a comedian posts a joke and people try to comment to add to the joke and its not funny"
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Gripe of the week goes to: John Gibson "Weed smokers that casually slip in some opium into the bowl and don't tell you til after you smoked the whole thing"
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Gripe of the week goes to: Mikey Mileos "People who stand too close to you when you are trying to get your bag from baggage claim"
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Gripe of the week goes to: Christian Bisese for "Coworkers that microwave leftover fish"
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Podbean: https://nosiridontlikeit.podbean.com2019-02-131h 04No Sir I Don't Like ItEp 100 Go For Two (Carmen Morales & Bryan Vokey)Well, they've made it 100 episodes and know that if you've listened this far, you are greatly appreciated. In this episode Carmen and Bryan DO NOT do a recap episode but instead, give you more original content baby! They talk about breaking down on the road, being fickle about liking someone and NFL player becoming coaches. They also swap buying booze underage stories, alcoholic energy drinks and anal.
Gripe of the week goes to: Sadi Von Brown for "People who make fun of those who use bidets"
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Mean BoysEP 180 - Soccer With Binoculars (feat. Carmen Morales & Bryan Vokey)Our Spring Tour dates are live now at meanboysodcast.comListen to Connor and Jessica's new podcast, Existential Crisis: itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/exist…d1449291796?mt=2Check out Carmen and Bryan's podcast, No Sir I Don't Like It: https://apple.co/2GkWa1rBryce's GoFundMe: www.facebook.com/donate/240097606…240665013522439/Get a Meanie: meanboyspodcast.com/merchSign up for Stitch Fix at stitchfix.com/meanboys and get 25% off your first box!Download the Himalaya app and follow Mean...2019-02-011h 32No Sir I Don't Like ItEp 99 Loveless Liability Corporation (John Michael Bond Carmen Morales & Bryan Vokey)John Michael Bond, very funny comedian joins Carmen & Bryan this week and they have a very whimsical chat about suicide. They also talk about squirrels, Dave & Busters, Zines and rich people faking poverty. Clothing size lies, pink sweat and defending jokes are also on the docket.
Gripe of the week goes to: Jared Porter "When people insist that you guess something and they won't take no for an answer."
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Gripe of the week goes to: Daniel Dennis for "Old people who pay for their groceries and then sit in front of you for seemingly hours putting their God damned debit card away!!!"
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Gripe of the week goes to: Angelo Cianfrocco for "Airplane seats are uncomfortable"
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Gripe of the week goes to: Vanessa Nelson "People trying to touch my brand new baby"
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Gripe of the week goes to: Jay Wulff for "People who say 'See you next year!' on New Years Eve."
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Gripe of the week goes to: Julia Noran for "People who throw cigarette butts out of their car window at a stop light"
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Gripe of the week goes to: Cody D. Adams Jr. for "Someone moving out of your house but wanting months to get all their stuff out"
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Gripe of the week goes to: Julia Noran for "Greeting cards with glitter. A glittery greeting card should not be something you send to someone you love (Grandma!). It is should be something you give to your nemesis, a...2018-12-141h 16No Sir I Don't Like ItEp 91 Refugees in Stilettos (featuring Carmen Morales & Bryan Vokey)Carmen & Bryan podcast from the opposite sides of the country for the first time. They exchange Thanksgiving stories and argue about the Kareem Hunt situation. They also talk about how dumb "exclusive" marketing events, dating normal people and how professional comics are back stabby. They also found out they are ashamed of the same thing.
Gripe of the week goes to: Tony Recktenwald for "How much more money are we going to keep dumping into research to get pandas to mate. They don’t wanna hump, and scientists have gone as far as creating panda porn for oth...2018-12-051h 10No Sir I Don't Like ItEp 90 Conroy's Corner (featuring John Conroy, Carmen Morales & Bryan Vokey)Comedian John Conroy joins while we record at the DC Comedy Loft right after performing there. We talk running a bar out of your trunk, sobriety and the state of comedy. We also talk podcasts, secret Facebook groups and the arrogance some NYC dwellers have.
Gripe of the week goes to: Guam Felix for "Women who go into crowded restaurants and think all the servers are supposed to stop and cater to all their needs because they are better than anyone."
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Comedy Buildups & BreakdownsEpisode II: “Who here has ever sucked a dick for Afrin?” W/Travis CarlThis is the second episode featuring my good friend, the very funny Travis Carl. This episode was recorded at the Virginia Beach Funny Bone right after the amazingly talented Carmen Morales and Bryan Vokey sold the place out! Travis actually hosted that show.
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· A...2018-11-2131 minNo Sir I Don't Like ItEp 89 Everet with one T (featuring Carmen Morales & Bryan Vokey)Still on the road, Carmen and Bryan talk about the coolest 83 year old they’ve ever met. Bryan opens the chest of some family stories and talks about how he doesn’t like that he’s a pussy now. They talk Jim Carrey, not masterbating to be funnier and people who want to invest in a comedians lifestyle not just their comedy.
Gripe of the week goes to: Carrie Meyer for "Stale Krispy Kreme Donuts"
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And Then We... PodcastEp 15: Hashtag Breast Milk w/ No Sir PodcastSuch a fun episode. Our hosts sat down with Carmen Morales and Bryan Vokey of the "No Sir Podcast". They cover everything from the first time receiving oral sex, the hardships of starting out in comedy, and weird fetishes! Enjoy!
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©2018 On-Ear Network2018-11-141h 03No Sir I Don't Like ItEp 88 Home Sweet Heroin (featuring Carmen Morales & Bryan Vokey)Carmen and Bryan are on the road in Virginia. They talk nut sacks, bad things happening to rich people and stealing ideas from the deceased. Carmen tells tales of cock blocking her parents and they discuss how everyone thinks their parents are crazy and how people were into heroin in Newport News.
Gripe of the week goes to: Carlos Valencia "Bitches be crazy. Which is really just a testament to how difficult it is for women to get good healthcare in this country"
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No Sir I Don't Like ItEp 87 Fantasize Up (Jenny Zigrino, Carmen Morales & Bryan Vokey)Comedian Jenny Zigrino joins us week and we talk about ghosting, getting contacted randomly, fuck boys and having someone steal your jokes. We also talk about being on the right side of a scandal, how all men are garbage, Clint Eastwood, enjoying heated debates and being on the road.
Gripe of the week goes to: Gwen Sunkel "The number of email exchanges to get anything done at work."
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Gripe of the week goes to: Julia Noran "All the movie remakes. Stop cashing in on the nostalgia dollar and focus on original content. ffs."
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Gripe of the week goes to: Mary Grace Moser "People who don't wipe their butt well enough and expect a rim job down the road"
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Gripe of the week goes to: Cole King
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2018-10-1800 minNo Sir I Don't Like ItEp 83 You're a Mess (featuring Carmen Morales & Bryan Vokey)Bryan and Carmen swap festival stories and blackout stories. Carmen complains about young people doing drugs, Bryan talks about pretty rockers and Carmen crushes an aspiring comedians dreams.
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We are also now on Spoti2018-10-1100 minNo Sir I Don't Like ItEp 82 Hate Cheesecake (featuring Carmen Morales & Bryan Vokey)In this rant fest of an episode, Bryan talks about hitting a deer, Carmen went to a zoo and a father and son bonded over yelling at strangers. Bryan gets whiny about the whiny left and how theres no entertainment for the right, they argue about late night and discuss balls.
Gripe of the week goes to: Kenzie Zenlinske
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Gripe of the week goes to: Amy Miller
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Join the conversation in the group here: https://www.facebook.com/groups/161184...2018-09-2700 minNo Sir I Don't Like ItEp 80 Love & Severity (featuring John Ennis, Carmen Morales & Bryan Vokey)John Ennis joins us as we discuss intolerance, scolidng children, impatience and change. Bryan also gets uncomfortable when John & Carmen get too positive. We also talk, ego ruining creativity, Dinosaur Jr. and out growing where you are from.
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Follo...2018-09-1900 minNo Sir I Don't Like ItEp 79 Cue the Q (Tony Baker, Carmen Morales & Bryan Vokey)The hilarious Tony Baker joins us and we talk about acknowledging when you accidentally spit on someones face, the letter N and people who go to game night and dont play. We also get into bad breath, talking on the phone, being punctual for things yet late to others and when people tell comedians to "stick to comedy"
Gripe of the week goes to: Jasmine Gong
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Gripe of the week goes to: Colonel John
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Join the conversation...2018-09-0600 minNo Sir I Don't Like ItEp 77 Digital Panhandling (Aida Rodriguez, Carmen Morales & Bryan Vokey)Aida Rodriguez, hilarious comedian, joins us and we talk not leaning to either side but leaning forward, awufl auditions and Hispanic Heritage Month(s). We also talk about having a spectrum for other ethnicities, white women being heroically condescending and group texts.
Gripe of the week goes to: Gina Capobianco
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Inappropriate EarlEpisode 218 - Carmen MoralesJoin me as I have long time friend and incredibly funny comic Carmen Morales and we break down standup, dating, roast battle and life!! Follow her on Instagram/Twitter @TheFunnyCarmen as well as www.CarmenMorales.com Please check out her podcast with Bryan Vokey called No Sir I Don't Like It. Follow me on all social media @EarlSkakel and please be kind enough to leave a review on here as it takes 2 SECONDS!!!!2018-05-111h 42
BoutTimeBout Time Vol. 81 Featuring Carmen Morales and Bryan VokeyWelcome Dirty Birdies (CAW CAW) to this Friday episode of BOUT TIME!! This week we have our good friends and and touring comedians Carmen Morales and Bryan Vokey from 'No Sir I Don't Like It" which is their wildly popular podcast! This episode asks 10 questions where The Passafiume and SEAN ask the questions the world wanna know! We discuss 90s R&B, Meth Magic, and the worst birthday present ever. Really fun show! Check out all of our social media @bouttimepodcast on Instagram, Facebook, and twitter! Check us out, let us know what you...2017-10-271h 19
ROI Podcast™ — the #1 Entrepreneurial Business meets Comedy podcast hosted by Law Smith + Eric Readinger#64: How To Market Your Podcast And Any Other Business w/ Carmen MoralesCarmen Morales is a comedian and host of the new podcast No Sir I Don't Like It where Carmen and fellow comedian Bryan Vokey & talk about things they don't like from people to politics, nothing is safe. With some of your favorite comedians as guests.2017-06-021h 12
Probably ScienceEpisode 245 - Bryan Vokey, Carmen Morales and TJ ChambersComedians Bryan Vokey (@BryanVokey), Carmen Morales (@thefunnycarmen) and TJ Chambers (@tjchambersLA) join Andy and Matt to discuss Georgia creationism, sperm-delivered drugs, erogenous T-Rex noses, geological Brexit, Segways on boats, Andy's mathematics puzzle, hamsters on Viagra and how memories are made.2017-04-141h 09