Casey Jarmes - Podcast Details

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Hell of a GameFinal Episode: Made Me Roll a Nat OneThis is the final episode of this show. We are sorry that it couldn't go any longer. Thank you for listening. Starring: Casey Jarmes as the Dungeon Master Akash Singh as Kairyd Michael Tendy as Qid Jordan Friedman as Drol Monty Anderson as Nikola Brandt Theme Song is"Werq" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)2022-03-151h 02

Hell of a GameEpisode 7: I Call SusAs the party plays cards for the silver key, they realize something is off about one of them. To submit magic item ideas or names for NPCs, email hellGamePod@Gmail.com Starring: Casey Jarmes as the Dungeon Master Akash Singh as Kairyd Michael Tendy as Qid Jordan Friedman as Drol Monty Anderson as Nikola Brandt Theme Song is"Werq" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)2022-02-2049 min

Hell of a GameEpisode 6: Threatening Murder Over SlushiesHaving subdued Jeandarl, the gang decides what to do to them and show off their ignorance of the Geneva Conventions. To submit magic item ideas or names for NPCs, email hellGamePod@Gmail.com Starring: Casey Jarmes as the Dungeon Master Akash Singh as Kairyd Michael Tendy as Qid Jordan Friedman as Drol Monty Anderson as Nikola Brandt Theme Song is"Werq" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)2022-02-0640 min

Silver Age/Silver ScreenWatchmen REVIEWIn the final episode of Silver Age/Silver Screen, Casey and Riley return to Zack Snyder one final time.2022-01-311h 00

Hell of a GameEpisode 5: Flumphing Is Not MandatoryKaird runs into an old enemy. And humiliates them. To submit magic item ideas or names for NPCs, email hellGamePod@Gmail.com Starring: Casey Jarmes as the Dungeon Master Akash Singh as Kairyd Michael Tendy as Qid Jordan Friedman as Drol Monty Anderson as Nikola Brandt Theme Song is"Werq" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)2022-01-2344 min

Silver Age/Silver ScreenThe Thing REVIEWJust in time for the holidays, Casey and Riley review a cheery, lighthearted movie about a group of scientists meeting an odd alien during the Antarctic winter. Amongus imposter sus.2021-12-1854 min

Silver Age/Silver ScreenGuardians of the Galaxy REVIEWCasey and Riley talk about how Marvel has terrible fathers, the tragedy of grandpa Quill, FX's lineup, and the fantastic 2014 superhero comedy Guardians of the Galaxy.2021-12-121h 33

Silver Age/Silver ScreenBatman and Robin REVIEWCasey and Riley review the second Joel Schumacher Batman movie, the one that is absolutely awful in the best way possible. It has Arnold Schwarzenegger as Mr. Freeze. Need we say more?2021-12-061h 16

Hell of a GameEpisode 4: Drol's Having a Bad TimeAfter completing the first stage of the Netherworld Grand Prix, the party ventures into the sin-filled city of Las Jugadoras to shop and party. To submit magic item ideas or names for NPCs, email hellGamePod@Gmail.com Starring: Casey Jarmes as the Dungeon Master Akash Singh as Kairyd Michael Tendy as Qid Jordan Friedman as Drol Monty Anderson as Nikola Brandt Theme Song is"Werq" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)2021-11-281h 00

Silver Age/Silver ScreenDune (1984) REVIEWCasey and Riley review Dune. Not the good new one. The bad old one from the eighties! You know, the incomprehensible pile of garbage directed by David Lynch that has Sting as its main antagonist. It is not a good movie.2021-11-231h 03

Silver Age/Silver ScreenSpider-Man 2 REVIEWCasey and Riley review the fantastic 2004 movie about Spider-Man getting the ever-living shit beat out of him by life. Also Alfred Molina is in this one.2021-11-211h 29

Hell of a GameEpisode 3: Sponsored by DoomThe two halves of the party fight Ira and each other as they scramble to beat the remaining trials. To submit magic item ideas or names for NPCs, email hellGamePod@Gmail.com Starring: Casey Jarmes as the Dungeon Master Akash Singh as Kairyd Michael Tendy as Qid Jordan Friedman as Drol Monty Anderson as Nikola Brandt Theme Song is"Werq" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)2021-11-1459 min

Silver Age/Silver ScreenThe Shinning REVIEWCasey and Riley review an excellent horror movie about a loving father spending the winter taking a pleasant vacation at a hotel with his family.2021-11-1046 min

Silver Age/Silver ScreenHarry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban REVIEWCasey and Riley review the third Harry Potter movie and talk about why Hagrid is a terrible teacher, the fucking abortion of justice that everyone in this universe is okay with, and why Riley's sister is the worst person on the planet.2021-11-051h 14

Silver Age/Silver ScreenA Nightmarathon on Elm StreetCasey and Riley review A Nightmare on Elm Street. The series, not the film. That's right, they review six abysmal horror movies about a burned dude killing people in their dreams. And holy shit do they get worse with time.2021-10-311h 37

Hell of a GameEpisode 2.5: Slow and Steady Wins the RaceQid, a tortle hexblade sent to hell by his patron for an unknown reason and Drol, a hobgoblin druid who fell through a portal to hell while exploring ruins, attempt an unorthodox strategy to win the race. To submit magic item ideas or names for NPCs, email hellGamePod@Gmail.com Starring: Casey Jarmes as the Dungeon Master Akash Singh as Kairyd Michael Tendy as Qid Jordan Friedman as Drol Monty Anderson as Nikola Brandt ...2021-10-2332 min

Silver Age/Silver ScreenWriting a horror movieCasey and Riley team up to workshop a screenplay for Inferno, a horror movie about firefighters taking on a demon!2021-10-2140 min

Silver Age/Silver ScreenBlade REVIEWCasey and Riley review a superhero movie about a vampire hunter who hates motherfuckers who try to ice skate uphill.2021-10-1753 min

Silver Age/Silver ScreenThe Exorcist REVIEWCasey and Riley review a classic horror movie about demon possession, green vomit, and sexy catholic priests.2021-10-1347 min

Hell of a GameEpisode 2: Cosmic Fucking RetributionThe team arrives at the first trial and takes things completely seriously. Later, they learn that Karma exists. To submit magic item ideas or names for NPCs, email hellGamePod@Gmail.com Starring: Casey Jarmes as the Dungeon Master, Akash Singh as Kairyd, Michael Tendy as Norrix, Jordan Friedman as Wrench, Monty Anderson as Nikola Brandt Theme Song is"Werq" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)2021-10-1049 min

Hell of a GameEpisode 1: Finest Most Professional CrayonThe race begins and our protagonists (I'd say heroes, but that'd be a lie) fight to keep from falling behind! To submit magic item ideas or names for NPCs, email hellGamePod@Gmail.com Starring: Casey Jarmes as the Dungeon Master, Akash Singh as Kairyd, Michael Tendy as Norrix, Jordan Friedman as Wrench, Monty Anderson as Nikola Brandt Theme Song is"Werq" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)2021-10-1036 min

Hell of a GameEpisode 0: Bad Kids Go To SuperhellIn the session zero for this D&D game, we are introduced to our team of adventurers: Kairyd, a betrayed assassin murdered by his pupil; Norrix, a dhampir possessing an unearthly hunger who stole back his own soul; Wrench, a metal man created to be a weapon who ran away to seek his own destiny; and Nikola Brandt, a young warrior born in hell inspired by stories of mortal heroes. To submit magic item ideas or names for NPCs, email hellGamePod@Gmail.com Starring: Casey Jarmes as...2021-10-1027 min

Silver Age/Silver ScreenKiller Klowns From Outer Space REVIEWCasey, Riley, and special guest Ralen Stevens review the terrible 80s horror movie about evil clowns, popcorn babies, and the one cop who bravely decided to do nothing as his entire town was murdered!2021-10-0656 min

Silver Age/Silver ScreenReady Player One REVIEWCasey and Riley review the godawful mess that is the movie Ready Player One. It's amazing that a movie filled to the brim with special effects, great characters (from other films), and a fantastic director can be so utterly heartless!2021-09-291h 17

Silver Age/Silver ScreenZack Snyder's Justice League REVIEWCasey and a very tipsy Riley return to the DCEU Justice League movie, now reshot and reedited to better match the vision of their favorite director! Is it better than the theatrical cut? Yeah, probably. But is it a good movie?2021-09-201h 31

Silver Age/Silver ScreenOne year of this shitCasey and Riley celebrate the show's one year anniversary (plus a few weeks) by revisiting old reviews!2021-09-1355 min

Silver Age/Silver ScreenX2: X-Men United REVIEWCasey and Riley return to the X-Men movies with a stupidly named sequel.2021-09-081h 15

Silver Age/Silver ScreenPredator REVIEWCasey and Riley review the classic action movie about a pair of US governors fighting against an ugly alien. This film, much like half of Hollywood, is called Predator!2021-09-0147 min

Silver Age/Silver ScreenJustice League (2017) REVIEWCasey and Riley review the third DCEU film directed by Zack Snyder. Er...the one directed by Joss Whedon. It's complicated. It also features slow-motion fruit cart kicking, wasted characters, and a constant discussion of brunch. It's...a film that exists.2021-08-301h 15

Silver Age/Silver ScreenRepo! The Genetic Opera REVIEWCasey and Riley review a weird, dark, gory musical about a man who kills people and steals their organs and his sickly daughter.2021-08-2344 min

Silver Age/Silver ScreenStreet Fighter REVIEWCasey and Riley review the cheesy, ham-filled mess of an adaptation that is the 1994 Street Fighter film! Witness tanks driving into nightclubs, a hero who tries to kill his best friend without hesitation, about a dozen characters who do nothing, the shameless massacring of the source material, and the wonderfully over-the-top performance of the late Raul Julia.2021-08-1852 min

Silver Age/Silver ScreenTHE TOP TEN WORST COMIC BOOK CHARACTERSCasey and Riley discuss the worst comic book characters. The absolute most godawful idiotic ideas. Characters like Supergirl's pedophile horse, the world's greatest child soldier, and a literal pile of shit.2021-08-121h 06

Silver Age/Silver ScreenBlack Widow (2021) REVIEWCasey and Riley return to the MCU to review a film that should have come out years ago!2021-08-061h 01

Silver Age/Silver ScreenThe Matrix REVIEWCasey and Riley review the iconic sci-fi kung-fu movie about a dude learning that the world is a computer and then punching people. It's better than it sounds.2021-08-0143 min

Silver Age/Silver ScreenBatman Forever REVIEWWe return to the Batman series, with a new director and Batman. Also, two villains doing a bad Joker impression.2021-07-2746 min

Silver Age/Silver ScreenRocky MARATHON REVIEWIn this special episode, we attempt to go five fifteen-minute rounds against the classic Rocky series, enduring five different films filled with campy villians, training montages, hamfisted propaganda, and a hell of a lot of fist fights to answer the age-old question: are the Rocky movies good?2021-07-201h 06

Silver Age/Silver ScreenPlan 9 from Outer Space REVIEWCasey and Riley review the worst movie. Just the most awful film ever made. A movie with the quality of a fridge full of milk that broke down ten years ago. A film with the dumbest villains, bland protagonists, zombies that act like vampires, and a chiropractor pretending to be Bela Lugosi. Prepare for future events to affect you in the future, because it's Plan 9 from Outer Space!2021-07-1439 min

Silver Age/Silver ScreenSpeed Racer REVIEWCasey and Riley review the most balls to the wall, crazy, colorful, dumb action movie ever created: Speed Racer.2021-07-0150 min

Silver Age/Silver ScreenSecret Identities are Kinda DumbCasey and Riley discuss the absolute stupidity that is superhero secret identities, from Superman's mind powers to Daredevil's "twin brother" Mike.2021-06-2055 min

Silver Age/Silver ScreenSpider-Man REVIEWCasey and Riley review the classic Sam Raimi Spider-Man movie, featuring wooden acting, a cartoonish villain, more cheese than the entire state of Wisconsin, and also more heart than any other move they've reviewed on this show.2021-06-171h 16

Silver Age/Silver ScreenBladerunner REVIEWCasey and Riley review the Ridley Scott classic that asks amazing questions like: What does it mean to be human? Can love last with imminent death? What the fuck is that shit with the unicorn? It's Bladerunner, and it's amazing.2021-06-0543 min

Silver Age/Silver ScreenBatman v Superman: Dawn of Justice - Ultimate Edition REVIEWCasey and Riley review the second Zack Synder Superman movie, which pits the boring hunk of drywall from the last one up against a version of Batman who kills people with guns! Witness the random psychic powers, the assistants killed for piss jokes, the bonding over the name Martha, and a handful of admittedly good attempts at drama.2021-05-2755 min

Silver Age/Silver ScreenLittle Shop of Horrors REVIEWCasey and Riley review the cult classic musical about a man eating plant.2021-05-2055 min

Silver Age/Silver ScreenSuper Mario Bros. REVIEWCasey and Riley review the weird, weird, weird, weird, weird Super Mario Bros. Movie starring Bob Hoskins and John Leguizamo.2021-05-1755 min

Silver Age/Silver ScreenThe Weirdest Comic Book CharactersCasey and Riley talk about the weirdest comic book characters. Characters like the Beef, Crafty Coyote, Love Sausage, Fantomah, and more.2021-05-131h 15

Silver Age/Silver ScreenHoward the Duck REVIEWCasey and Riley reveiw the original Marvel movie: the one with the duck tiddies.2021-05-0959 min

Silver Age/Silver ScreenAlien REVIEWCasey and Riley review the nightmarish, uncomfortably sexual, and nearly perfect sci-fi horror classic directed by Ridley Scott: Alien.2021-05-0554 min

Silver Age/Silver ScreenJustice League of America (1997) REVIEWCasey and Riley review that one Justice League movie. No, not that one. Or that one. The failed TV pilot from 1987 where everyone is super duper lame. Witness the mediocrity of the worst disguise in superhero history, the most pathetic version of the Flash ever conceived, and a villain who can't beat one superhero, much less six.2021-04-1650 min

Silver Age/Silver ScreenSpace Jam REVIEWCasey and Riley review the hit movie starring a man who can't act and a rabbit who doesn't exist and talk about fun, wholesome topics, like nostalgia, sports, and fat fucking rabbit titties.2021-04-1356 min

Silver Age/Silver ScreenHarry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets REVIEWCasey and Riley return to the Harry Potter series for more wacky magical hijinx, now with more really poorly thought out racism metaphors and a big spooky snake!2021-04-061h 13

Silver Age/Silver ScreenWandaVision and the Future of the MCUCasey and the weird static monster possessing Riley discuss the recent WandaVision TV show, toxic nerd culture, and the fate of the MCU in phase 4.2021-03-191h 13

Silver Age/Silver ScreenThor REVIEWCasey and Riley return to the MCU to discuss the first appearance of Thor, a vain cruel boy with dyed eyebrows who speedruns his way through character development and faces off against his totally trustworthy brother, Loki.2021-03-141h 21

Silver Age/Silver ScreenKing Kong vs Godzilla (1963) REVIEWCasey and Riley review a film about the king of monsters taking on the eighth wonder of the world. No, not the new one. The one from the sixties. Specifically, the American dub that re-edited it to include more white people. Witness as they delve into King Kong getting hammered, people forgetting Godzilla exists, and the absolute madman who decided to import a goddamn Kaiju.2021-03-0551 min

Silver Age/Silver ScreenMan of Steel REVIEWCasey and Riley prepare themselves for the Snyder Cut by rewatching the first Zack Snyder Superman film. They...do not enjoy it. Tune in as they discuss the bad haircuts, dick-shaped spaceships, boring characters, and complete misunderstanding of what makes Superman work as a character! We're going to get so much hate mail for this one.2021-02-241h 22

Silver Age/Silver ScreenEternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind REVIEW"How happy is the blameless vestal's lot? The world forgetting, by the world forgot: Eternal sunshine of the spotless mind!" Man, imagine if they went with that title? Way too long. But, fitting for this weird, beautiful love story that Casey and Riley review for Valentine's.2021-02-1851 min

Silver Age/Silver ScreenThe Last Airbender REVIEWCasey, Riley, and special guest Ralen Stevens tear into the infamous live action adaptation of Avatar: The Last Airbender. Witness the horrors of the wooden acting, the pebble dance, the dickhead princess, and that stupid boring dragon. This one may have been a bit long.2021-02-121h 50

Silver Age/Silver ScreenPitching a new Star Wars Movie Casey and Riley pitch ideas for new Star Wars movies set in the Clone Wars. Also in this episode: tech issues, discussion of vore, two candidates for the worst Jedi ever, a deep dive into the horrors of war, and a remake that no one wanted.2021-02-041h 22

Silver Age/Silver ScreenX-Men REVIEWIn this Giant Sized episode, Casey and Riley review the original X-Men movie, starring Hugh Jackman, Patrick Stewart, Ian McKellen, and Anna Paquin. Also they get distracted by tangents. Many many times.2021-01-271h 27

Silver Age/Silver ScreenJames Bond: Dr. No REVIEWCasey and Riley delve into one of the most famous franchises in all of cinema and watch the first adventure of the world's worst secret agent. Listen as they describe all the times James Bond drinks poison, gets distracted by his horniness, and accidentally kills thousands of innocent people in his original 1962 battle against the nefarious Dr. No!2021-01-201h 03

Silver Age/Silver ScreenJustice League: The New Frontier REVIEWIn the 1950s, America faced terrifying new challenges: McCarthyism, the Korean War, that giant floating island made of dinosaurs that tried to destroy Florida. And in our hour of need, we were saved by the world’s greatest heroes: Hal Jordan, Martian Manhunter, those other dudes, actor Alan Ritchson... Yeah we watched Justice League: the New Frontier, a direct to DVD animated film with a stellar premise. Did it hit the mark? Tune in to find out!2021-01-131h 01

Silver Age/Silver ScreenZardoz REVIEWIn 1974, James Bond actor Sean Connery starred in Zardoz, a weird, sexual, psychedelic, weird, sexual, uncomfortable, and weird film about a race of eternal beings and the mortal man they keep as a pet. And we watched it, without knowing anything about it in advance. Tune in as we discuss this absolute acid trip of a movie. TW: Sean Connery is really rapey in this film which is...not great 2021-01-0646 min

Silver Age/Silver ScreenStar Wars Holiday Special REVIEWMerry late Christmas, boys and girls! Sit down as Casey and Riley tell you the classic story of Han transforming into a melting horse man and that time Chewbacca's dad jerked off in the living room. Yes, we watched the Star Wars Holiday Special. It was bad. How bad? Very bad. Tune in this week to see us go mad from boredom at the horror that is this special!2020-12-3057 min

Silver Age/Silver ScreenSanta is an Omega Level Mutant?In this episode, Casey and Riley discuss one of the most powerful, weird, contradictory characters in all of comics: Santa Claus! From trying to bang She-Hulk to working out with Superman, from selling the North Pole to Hydra to getting prank called by Detective Chimp, Santa has had dozens of insane adventures in both DC and Marvel Comics. Tune in as we share our favorite wacky Christmas tales!2020-12-2358 min

Silver Age/Silver ScreenThe Amazing Spider-Man REVIEWOh boy. This one. According to some people, this is a mediocre soulless reboot that failed to capture the spirit of the character. But Casey claims he likes it. Will he be able to convince Riley that this film isn't an abomination? Tune in to our review of The Amazing Spider-Man to find out!2020-12-161h 11

Silver Age/Silver ScreenDiehard REVIEWA tower full of thieves, a brilliant mastermind, and a distressing lack of footware. Can Bruce Willis save his wife? And, more importantly, can Casey and Riley get through an entire review without arguing whether or not Diehard is a Christmas movie? Tune in to find out as we review the action classic that propelled Willis to stardom, Diehard!2020-12-0944 min

Silver Age/Silver ScreenBatman Returns REVIEWCasey and Riley review a weird Tim Burton movie about a dominatrix who keeps falling off buildings, a weirdo with a plan that doesn't make sense, and a horny bird man who may or may not be Jesus. Also there was something about a guy who dresses up like a bat to fight crime in a few scenes. Tune in for a review of the second Tim Burton Batman movie, Batman Returns!2020-12-021h 06

Silver Age/Silver ScreenRikki-Oh: The Story of Ricky REVIEWCasey and Riley review the most ridiculous, over the top, violent martial arts movie ever: Rikki-Oh!2020-11-2548 min

Silver Age/Silver ScreenHarry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone REVIEWCasey and Riley review the first Harry Potter film, a movie about a plucky orphan going to Albus Dumbledore's wacky murder castle.2020-11-191h 09

Silver Age/Silver ScreenShould Batman kill the Joker?The Joker. That asshole. Should Batman kill him?2020-11-1145 min

Silver Age/Silver ScreenIron Man REVIEWCasey and Riley review the film that started an empire, 2008's Iron Man 2020-11-0449 min

Silver Age/Silver ScreenThe Lamest Comic Book Characters Casey and Riley discuss the absolute lamest comic book characters ever created. Characters like Ten-Eyed Man, Matter-Eater Lad, and a few that are somehow even worse.2020-10-281h 03

Silver Age/Silver ScreenSuperman: The Movie REVIEWRiley and Casey review the granddaddy of superhero films, the acclaimed Richard Donner film starring Marlon Brando, Gene Hackman, and of course, Christopher Reeve as Superman.2020-10-2145 min

Silver Age/Silver ScreenMaking a DC Villian MovieCasey and Riley continue their villian movie pitches, this time focussing on DC.2020-10-1440 min

Silver Age/Silver ScreenSonic the Hedgehog REVIEWCasey and Riley review the recent film adaptation of Sonic the Hedgehog. You know, the one that had that really bad first trailer.2020-10-0750 min

Silver Age/Silver ScreenMaking a Marvel Villian MovieCasey and Riley discuss how they would make a movie centered on Marvel villains.2020-09-2943 min

Silver Age/Silver ScreenCaptain America (1990) REVIEWCasey and Riley discuss Captain America. No, not Captain America: The First Avenger. Captain America, the low budget movie from the nineties. The one with the fake ears and the plastic shield.2020-09-2252 min

Silver Age/Silver ScreenLooking back on the MCU's HulkCasey and Riley discuss how the Marvel Cinematic Universe portrayed the Hulk.2020-09-1457 min

Silver Age/Silver ScreenBatman (1989) REVIEWCasey and Riley review the Tim Burton directed Batman movie starring Micheal Keaton and Jack Nicholson. Wham! Pow! Violent murder!2020-09-0754 min

Silver Age/Silver ScreenHow should Marvel Studios introduce Fox characters into the MCU?Casey and Riley discuss their thoughts on how Marvel Studios should incorporate The Fantastic Four, The X-Men, and Deadpool into the Marvel Cinematic Universe 2020-09-011h 08

Silver Age/Silver ScreenDeath Note (2017) REVIEWIn the pilot episode, Casey and Riley watch and review the 2017 Netflix produced film adaptation of the manga Death Note.2020-08-2559 min