Shows
True Crimes Against WineCASE 2011: The Merry Wines of WindsorDEFENDANT: The Windsors
EVIDENCE: Moet Chandon, 2020
SCENE OF THE CRIME: The globe, if you study Colonialism...
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Our Judges hop across the pond to hear their most prestigious case to date. From tackling nongendered titles to dismantling toxic allegiances, Topher and Rachel are dedicated to hard hits and hot takes. No Corgis were harmed in this trial.
2023-01-231h 41True Crimes Against WineSidebar Ep. 41: I’ll Have What She’s Having...Our Judges discuss the glory that is the movie, The Menu. Rachel tries to keep things sane as Topher grows increasingly manic with each course. Yet another personal connection is revealed...
2023-01-1619 minTrue Crimes Against WineCASE 2010: Toe-lickin’ Good!DEFENDANT: Zac Brown
EVIDENCE: Z Alexander Brown "Uncaged" Cabernet Sauvignon
SCENE OF THE CRIME: California Coast
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Our Judges board a pontoon to try their latest case, in which the accused hits a bit close to home. Judge Topher blindly navigates a poetry based cross examination while Rachel has lurid details of her intimate life revealed.
2023-01-091h 08True Crimes Against WineSidebar Ep. 40: You’ve Got A Friend In MeJudge Rachel delves into the allegations that Tom Hanks let Ginnifer Goodwin play with his Woody doll.
2023-01-0208 minTrue Crimes Against WineCASE 0209: I Put A Spell On YouDEFENDANT: Cynthia Erivo
EVIDENCE: Black Girl Magic Red Blend
SCENE OF THE CRIME: North Coast, CA
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Our Judges brew up a powerful spell with the help of the McBride sisters. Rachel delivers a tricky cross examination, and a tipsy Topher has a case of mistaken identity... twice.
2022-12-261h 04True Crimes Against WineSidebar Ep. 39: The Age GapJudge Rachel sheds light on some of the most problematic celebrity May/December romances, as well as some of her favorites.
2022-12-1912 minTrue Crimes Against WineCASE 0208: GOOOOOAAAAALLLL!!!
DEFENDANT: Cristiano Ronaldo
EVIDENCE: Terras de Lava 2019 Merlot
SCENE OF THE CRIME: The Azores, Territory of Portugal
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Our Judges take a flight to the mid Atlantic to try a very intricate case of involving lava, statue switcheroos, and scissor kicks. Rachel shows off her Portuguese, and Topher is put in a serious cross examination that could potentially keep him from earning a gold medal touchdown...
2022-12-121h 10True Crimes Against WineSidebar Ep. 38: Which Is Better, 1 or 2?Rachel gets surprised with a blind tasting as Topher explores some value wines.
2022-12-0508 minTrue Crimes Against WineCASE 0207: This is some real Schitt...DEFENDANT: Johnny, Moira, David, & a little bit Alexis Rose
EVIDENCE: Herb Ertlinger Fruit Wine Rioja, Etc
SCENE OF THE CRIME: In the Lea of Somewhere Picturesque in Canadia
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Our Judges travel North and pay homage to a cultural phenomenon and pop moment while sacrificing themselves quite a bit for the sake of their craft. You are welcome, public. We do it for YOU!
2022-11-281h 30True Crimes Against WineSidebar Ep. 37: Flipping TablesJudge Rachel explains the recent restaurant fiasco involving James Corden and his wife. Topher goes on a pro service industry rant.
2022-11-2109 minTrue Crimes Against WineCASE 0206: Say Yes To The DressDEFENDANT: Vera Wang
EVIDENCE: Party Prosecco
SCENE OF THE CRIME: Italy
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Our Judges channel their inner bridezillas as they drink their way through this bubbly bottle sent to them by a fan. Rachel surprises Topher with multiple costume changes.
2022-11-141h 47True Crimes Against WineSidebar Ep. 36: Why Not Grapes?Judge Rachel asks Judge Topher the most important question when it comes to tasting wine...
2022-11-0703 minTrue Crimes Against WineCASE 0205: A Mutha-Sucking SpookfestDEFENDANT(S): Brahm Stoker/Dracula
EVIDENCE: Örökségül Kékfrankos 2019
SCENE OF THE CRIME: Hungary/Transylvania
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Our brave Judges foray into wilds of the Carpathian mountains as they uncover the mysteries of both Eastern European viticulture and vampire lore in this very spooky Halloween special!
2022-10-311h 25True Crimes Against WineSidebar Ep. 35: A Confrontation And An Apology...Judge Rachel responds to a shocking accusation from a longtime listener, which rocks the courtroom and threatens the very core of podcast. Topher could not be more appalled and smug.
2022-10-2404 minTrue Crimes Against WineCASE 0204: Boozus and Ramona
DEFENDENT: Beverly Cleary
EVIDENCE: R Stuart & Co "Big Fire" Pinot Noir
SCENE OF THE CRIME: McMinnville, Oregon
Our Judges jet out to the beautiful Willamette Valley to pay homage to a very special lady from their childhoods. Rachel gives insight into the life of beloved children's author Beverly Cleary, and Topher expounds on his personal connection to the incredible R Stuart Winery.
2022-10-171h 35True Crimes Against WineSidebar Ep. 34: What’s In A Grape?Judge Topher explains the difference between the Cabernet Sauvignon and Merlot grapes.
2022-10-1005 minTrue Crimes Against WineCASE 0203: Witch Doctors and White RussiansDEFENDANT: Grigori Rasputin
EVIDENCE: Stolichnaya Vodka
SCENE OF THE CRIME: Riga, Latvia
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This week's celebrity is almost more legend than person, as our Judges hear the case of their very first historical celebrity, the infamous Grigori Rasputin. Rachel spills some very sordid tea about the famed mystic while also revealing a very human side to him. Topher is moved to unveil more of his villain origin story.
2022-10-031h 28True Crimes Against WineSidebar Ep. 33: About Last Night...Our Judges recall some of their not-so-great moments as they describe their most embarrassing drunk stories.
2022-09-2610 minTrue Crimes Against WineCASE 0202: Quit Yer Joshin’!DEFENDANT(S): Josh?
EVIDENCE: Josh Cellars Prosecco
SCENE OF THE CRIME: Possibly Your Own Neighborhood...
Our Judges face their most difficult case yet as they examine multiple suspects and their tangled web of motives. Topher explains the history of Prosecco, while Rachel brings back retro technology from the 90's to sort the suspects of our case.
2022-09-191h 12True Crimes Against WineSidebar Ep. 32: OriginsTopher shares what started him on his journey and love of wine.
2022-09-1205 minTrue Crimes Against WineCASE 0201: How To Turn A Hoe Into A Housewife
DEFENDANT: Martha Stewart
EVIDENCE: 19Crimes "Martha's Chard" Chardonnay
SCENE OF THE CRIME: Sonoma, California
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In our SEASON 2 PREMIERE our Judges get white girl wasted as they explore the life, times, and scandals of household icon Martha Stewart. Welcome back, and buckle up, because we are ready to go off the rails!
2022-09-051h 44True Crimes Against WineSidebar Ep. 31: Wine Clubs... Worth It Or Nah?Judge Topher explains different types of wine clubs and analyzes whether they are worth the cost.
2022-08-2906 minTrue Crimes Against WineSidebar Ep. 30: Feels Like The First TimeOur judges revisit the folly of their youth and describe their first legal drinking experience.
2022-08-2208 minTrue Crimes Against WineSidebar Ep. 29: Our Favorite ThingsJudges Rachel and Topher answer what their favorite kinds of cocktails are and talk flavor profiles.
2022-08-1507 minTrue Crimes Against WineSidebar Ep 28: Hide The PickleOur Judges respond to a fan challenge and do pickleback shots before recording their first episode of Season 2! (Debuting on Labor Day!)
2022-08-0806 minTrue Crimes Against WineSidebar Ep 27: Won’t You Be My Neighbor?Judge Rachel surprises Topher with some celebrities who hail from his home state, and Topher reveals old beef with one of Hollywood's most beloved stars...
2022-08-0112 minTrue Crimes Against WineSidebar Ep 26: What’s in a Name?Judge Rachel shocks Judge Topher with some of the most outrageous celebrity baby names.
2022-07-2510 minTrue Crimes Against WineSidebar Ep. 25: The Hard Truth About Hard SeltzerJudge Rachel provides the only definitive ranking of hard seltzers you will ever need, based on her exhaustive comparative brand studies and years of field trials.
2022-07-1809 minTrue Crimes Against WineSidebar Ep. 24: Whatcha Packin’?Judge Topher gives some pro tips on which wines to pack for your vacays and getaways.
2022-07-1106 minTrue Crimes Against WineSidebar Ep. 23: SCANDAL!!!Judge Rachel takes us on a deep dive into one of the first major celebrity scandals, a Prohibition-era, sordid tale of sex, drugs, and a mysterious death that has yet to be solved...
2022-07-0421 minTrue Crimes Against WineSidebar Ep. 22: Double, Double, Toil and Trouble...Looking to ace Potions class? Judge Topher gives some instructional tips on how to infuse your own liquors at home!
2022-06-2715 minTrue Crimes Against WineSidebar Ep. 21: Welcome Home!Judge Rachel stuns us all with a list of the most expensive celebrity homes out there... and they are some doozies!
2022-06-2013 minTrue Crimes Against WineCASE 0133: Battle of the SexiesDEFENDENTS: Judges Rachel and Topher
EVIDENCE: Private Wine Selection
SCENE OF THE CRIME: The Judges' Chambers
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Our Judges find themselves in the crosshairs of justice as they defend themselves with evidence from their own personal wine cellars. Learn the sordid secrets of their lives and listen with baited breath as they turn on each other in our first ever dueling cross examinations!
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The Extramundane With Max WardEpisode 12 - Whitley Strieber (feat. Clint Sowell)On February 25, 1987 a book was published that would change the literary and paranormal world forever. Written by a little-known science-fiction author named Whitley Strieber, this book, simply called Communion, told the supposedly true story of Strieber's encounters with what he called 'the Visitors' - after he was abducted by them from his cabin in upstate New York. Strieber never claims to know the origins of the Visitors, possibly they are aliens, perhaps time travelers, or maybe they are from another dimension. The book was a surprising success and was even adapted into a film. While many believe Strieber's story, m...
2022-06-0651 minTrue Crimes Against WineSidebar Ep. 20: What’s Your Emotional Damage?In order for Judge Topher to answer this week's question, he and Judge Rachel are forced to relive some of their most embarrassing moments.
2022-06-0613 minTrue Crimes Against WineCASE 0132: Squatters’ Daughters and Southern ChickensDEFENTANT: The Chicks
EVIDENCE: "Gaslighter" Rosé
SCENE OF THE CRIME: Somewhere in California
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Our Judges trudge through some trepidatious waters as they hear the case of one of country music's most outspoken and controversial trios. Rachel answers the age old question of whether a bear sh*$# in the woods, and Topher incurs the wrath of the Bae-hive...
2022-05-301h 29The Extramundane With Max WardEpisode 11 - The Jersey Devil (feat. Chris Calogero)In the year 1735, Pine Barrens resident Jane Leeds became so exasperated upon discovering that she was pregnant with her 13th child that she cursed the unborn child in her womb. According to legend, Satan made good on that curse and Mother Leeds gave birth to a horrific creature with a goat's head, bat wings, hooves and a forked tail. The creature whipped everyone in the room with its tail before disappearing up the chimney. Soon nicknamed the Jersey Devil, this creature has terrorized the residents of Southern New Jersey for almost 300 years. Tonight, on the Extramundane, we have The Jersey...
2022-05-2346 minTrue Crimes Against WineSidebar Ep. 19: Garnish This!Judge Topher gives advice on proper cocktail garnishing and shares some of his favorite garnish pairings.
2022-05-2311 minTrue Crimes Against WineCASE 0131: Here’s The Skinny...DEFENDANT: Bethenny Frankel
EVIDENCE: Skinnygirl White Blend
SCENE OF THE CRIME: California
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Our Judges find themselves surrounded with various crimes as they attempt to wade through evidence of insensitivity, bigotry, and doubling down. Rachel refuses to discuss centaurs, and Topher writes a best selling book.
2022-05-161h 21True Crimes Against WineSidebar Ep. 18: The Limit Does Not ExistOur Judges address a question from tequila enthusiast Frankie as they tackle the age-old question, how much is too much?
2022-05-0905 minThe Extramundane With Max WardEpisode 10 - Shadow Person (feat. Mark Kendall)Many cultures around the world have folklore about shadow people, however the popularization of the term is a relatively 21st century topic and with the rampant use of digital cameras, shadowy figures have been captured lurking around purportedly haunted houses, often peaking out from behind doors and darting around in the darkness. On this episode of The Extramundane, Max interviews one of these shadow people. He talks to him about his political connections, his favorite fast food, and his love of community theater.
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Credits:
Shadow Person - Mark Kendall (Ridiculous News Podcast
https://www.facebook.com/RidiculousNewsPodcast/)
Max Ward...
2022-05-0946 minTrue Crimes Against WineCASE 0130: Drunk Becomes HerDEFENDANT: Kurt Russell and Goldie Hawn
EVIDENCE: Gogi "Goldie" Chardonnay 2018
SCENE OF THE CRIME: Sta Rita Hills, CA
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Our Judges circle back to a small subregion of Santa Barbara to investigate a particularly delectable partnership riddled with multiple high profile suspects. Topher waxes theological and makes a cringe-worthy confession while Rachel plans an elopement with Fact Checker and reveals her only talent.
2022-05-021h 30The Extramundane With Max WardEpisode 9 - The Idea of God (feat. George Faughnan)01001000 01100001 01110011 01101000 01100010 01110010 01101111 01110111 01101110 01110011 00100000 01110011 01100011 01100001 01110100 01110100 01100101 01110010 01100101 01100100 00101100 00100000 01110011 01101101 01101111 01110100 01101000 01100101 01110010 01100101 01100100 00101100 00100000 01100001 01101110 01100100 00100000 01100011 01101111 01110110 01100101 01110010 01100101 01100100
Credits:
The Idea of God - George Faughnan
Max Ward - Dan Kozuh
Voiceover Guy - Erin Kahoa
Producer: Andrew Alonso, Champlify Media
Music: M.NOMIZED - The Model
2022-04-2544 minTrue Crimes Against WineSidebar Ep. 17: Who You Crushin’ On???Judge Rachel reveals a not at all weird first crush, and good for her! Topher understands the assignment.
2022-04-2503 minTrue Crimes Against WineCASE1029: Never Been SloshedDEFENDANT: Drew Barrymore
EVIDENCE: Barrymore Pinot Grigio by Carmel Road
SCENE OF THE CRIME: Monterey, CA
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Our Judges toast to true Hollywood royalty as they taste her elevated pinot grigio and find out what makes Drew the inspirational, talented, and endearing powerhouse she is. Fact Checker's scandalous secret vice is revealed.
2022-04-181h 44The Extramundane With Max WardEpisode 8 - Patty the Bigfoot (feat. Rose Vineshank)On October 20, 1967, amateur filmmakers Roger Patterson and Robert "'Bob" Gimlin set off into the northern california woods to shoot footage for a documentary on the elusive sasquatch. What they ended up capturing was perhaps the most famous 954 frames of film ever recorded. The men filmed a giant, bi-pedial humanoid-type creature covered in dark reddish-brown and distinctly female, walking along the creekside. The creature, soon nicknamed Patty, walked disgruntled away from the men before disappearing into the thick foliage… never to be spotted again. Until tonight! On the Extramundane, we have Patty the Bigfoot here to talk about her unbridled feminism, he...
2022-04-1141 minTrue Crimes Against WineSidebar Ep. 16: Rachel’s Burn BookJudge Rachel gets extra judge-y as she answers the second part of Thom's question, "Who is your LEAST favorite celebrity couple?" Topher is aghast at Rachel's answer and her predictions of an impending divorce.
2022-04-1113 minTrue Crimes Against WineCASE 0128: Beams, Borg, and Bar Rodents, Oh My!DEFENDANT: Capt. Jean-Luc Picard
EVIDENCE: Chateau Picard Grand Vin de Bordeaux
SCENE OF THE CRIME: Saint Estephe, Bordeaux, France
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Our Judges boldly go where no one has gone before as they take their farthest journey to date... Space, the final frontier! With their phasers set to sip, they not only explore one of the oldest and most regal regions of France, but also the beautiful, rich, and often barrier-breaking world of one of science fictions largest and most beloved franchises-- the Star Trek universe. Join us in celebrating (future) First Contact Day and may you all live long and pr...
2022-04-041h 18The Extramundane With Max WardEpisode 7 - Abductee & Alien (feat. London Smith & Cameron Clark)On this weeks episode of The Extramundane, Max is join by Gary Dixon to recount his harrowing abduction by aliens and then one of the aliens joins to talk about their harrowing ordeal dealing with Gary.
Credits:
Gary Dixon - London Smith, Giraffe - Cameron Clark
Max Ward - Dan Kozuh
Voiceover Guy - Erin Kahoa
Producer: Andrew Alonso, Champlify Media
Music: M.NOMIZED - The Model
2022-03-281h 02True Crimes Against WineSidebar Ep. 15: Rachel’s TrapperKeeper of LoveRachel enthuses about her favorite celebrity couple and our judges wax poetic about Hollywood love.
2022-03-2806 minTrue Crimes Against WineSidebar Ep. 14: How To Order Wine (And Look Really Cool When You Do)Wine list got you stymied? Unsure what to do when the server brings the bottle to the table? And what do you do with the cork??? Judge Topher is here to allay your anxiety and put a stopper in the awkwardness!
2022-03-2110 minThe Extramundane With Max WardThe Extramundane with Max Ward, Season 2 TrailerA hiccup in time...
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Credits:
Max Ward - Dan Kozuh
Waffle House Employee - Mark Borison
Voiceover Guy - Erin Kahoa
Producer: Andrew Alonso, Champlify Media
2022-03-1402 minTrue Crimes Against WineCASE 0127: This Is A Deadpool Meta ReferenceDEFENDANT: Ryan Reynolds
EVIDENCE: Aviation Gin
SCENE OF THE CRIME: Portland, Oregon
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Our Judges sojourn deep into the foggy, fern-laden forests of Oregon, where they are treated to a private gin tasting with sex symbol and ballet primadonna Ryan Reynolds. While they are there they discuss the super hero's career, his lovely wife, and most importantly, hanky panky.
2022-03-141h 25True Crimes Against WineSidebar Ep. 13: Eat Your Heart Out, Armie Hammer!Judge Rachel is asked to explain "the situation" with Armie Hammer and gives some tasty insights into the more savory aspects of cancel culture.
2022-03-0709 minTrue Crimes Against WineA Very Good YearJoin our flawless Judges as they review the transcripts of a year's worth of trials. The highs, the lows, the shockers and the syrah. Our celebrity defendants have provided gossip as juicy as their wines, and our Judges have proven themselves as sober in their rulings as they feel in they are in their hearts. (Fact Checker was not available for verification.)
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Thanks for a great year. And don't worry, the crime wave continues! Cheers!
2022-02-281h 16True Crimes Against WineSidebar Ep.12: Let’s Get CheapLooking for wine on a budget but don't want to skimp on quality? Judge Topher has the skinny on how to shop for cheap bottles, as well as his favorite wines for under $10!
2022-02-2110 minTrue Crimes Against WineCASE 0126: Something’s Gotta Give (Us More Wine)DEFENDANT: Diane Keaton
EVIDENCE: The Keaton Red Wine Blend
SCENE OF THE CRIME: North Coast, CA
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Our Judges celebrate America's favorite mom, Ms Diane Keaton. They explore her iconic roles, brilliant fashion, and layered relationships. Rachel reveals a deep seated and unexpected prejudice, but makes up for it with an awkward celebrity sighting.
2022-02-141h 16True Crimes Against WineSidebar Ep. 11: Don’t Mock My Mocktails!Your Judges are here to break down the stigma around mocktails, as well as give you some helpful tips for making them at home! Cheers, loves! You don't have to drink to be merry!
2022-02-0707 minTrue Crimes Against WineCASE 0125: Running A Train On TopherDEFENDANT: Train
EVIDENCE: "Calling All Angels" Chardonnay
SCENE OF THE CRIME: Livermore Valley, CA
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Our Judges try to figure out what exactly Train is, and why. They explore ideas for their own band names, fresh beauty products, and Rachel takes a very strong stance about her musical taste.
2022-01-311h 13True Crimes Against WineSidebar Ep.10: Wine-- The Gift That Keeps On Giving!We have all been in this situation. We are on our way to an important dinner party and we want to bring a nice bottle as a gift. But what are the rules? How do we choose? Topher has some pro tips to help ease the pressure and have you looking like a true connoisseur!
2022-01-2406 minTrue Crimes Against WineCASE 0124: Thank You For Being Our FriendDEFENDANT: Betty White
EVIDENCE: She Isn't Actually On Trial
SCENE OF THE CRIME: Seriously, She Is A Saint
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In this very special episode, our judges cancel their hearings for the day and take to their chambers to pour some martinis and pay loving (and laughing) tribute to the great Betty White. Topher channels his inner happy homemaker with tips for alternative uses for wine, and Rachel explores what made Betty such a gift to the world, both on-screen and off.
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Rest in peace, Betty. And thank you for being a förbundsmedlem.
2022-01-171h 42True Crimes Against WineSidebar Ep. 9: Wine LegsWhat is a leggy wine? And can these "legs" give you any clues about what you are drinking? Topher has the inside scoop!
2022-01-1005 minTrue Crimes Against WineCASE 0123: The Night the Wine Went Out In GeorgiaDEFENDANT: Reba McEntire
EVIDENCE: Arrington Vineyards "Red Fox Red" 2019
SCENE OF THE CRIME: Tennessee, USA
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Our judges gear up and trek deep into the beautiful mountains and rolling hills of Tennessee, where they get fancy in order to investigate another case of aiding and abetting. Stay tuned to the end for a shocking revelation which introduces a second celebrity suspect.
2022-01-031h 23True Crimes Against WineSidebar Ep. 8: It’s Not Easy Being Cheesy!Judge Topher answers the classic New Year's Party question: How do I pair wine with my cheese plate???
Short answer: listen to this minisode! Happy New Year!
2021-12-2709 minTrue Crimes Against WineCASE O122: Harry Potter and the Quest For ButterbeerDEFENDANT: The Wizarding World of Harry Potter
EVIDENCE: Malolactic-fermented Chardonnay
SCENE OF THE CRIME: Hogsmeade and Various Parts of California
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Our judges leap aboard the Hogwarts Express for an exciting Christmas Special! Butterbeer is on the menu as Rachel and Topher attempt to find a wine that most resembles the magical brew, then sort the sampled potions into their Houses. Join us for an enchanted episode full of drunken confessions, marauding sidetracks, and nostalgic Potterlore.
2021-12-201h 47True Crimes Against WineSidebar Ep. 7: Bubbles!What is the best glass to drink champagne out of? What do you do if you forgot to chill your bubbly? Topher addresses these questions and shares his tips and tricks for getting the most out of your bottle!
2021-12-1311 minTrue Crimes Against WineCASE 0121: Tiger King of TuscanyDEFENDANT: Roberto Cavalli
EVIDENCE: Cavalli Tenuta Deli Dei Toscana
SCENE OF THE CRIME: Tuscany, Italy
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Fashion! Intrigue! Fierce! Scandal! All of these can be used to describe our judges, sure.... but when a global fashion empire enters the wine world, the salacious stakes are raised. After all, in the world of fashionable wine, one day you are in, the next you are hung over.
2021-12-061h 17True Crimes Against WineSidebar Ep. 6: Cork You!Wood, rubber, screw caps, stelvins, glass... what is the deal with corks and closures? Topher is here to break it down for you!
2021-11-2913 minTrue Crimes Against WineCASE 0120: Wino DNA!!!DEFENDANT: Sam Neill
EVIDENCE: Two Paddocks "Picnic" Pinot Noir 2019
SCENE OF THE CRIME: Central Otago, NZ
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Our judges sojourn to the South Island of New Zealand where they chase dinosaurs, go hunting wabbits, and Topher reveals an intimate personal connection to Laura Dern. Listen to the end for a SHOCKING revelation from Fact Checker that renders the judges shooketh.
2021-11-221h 21True Crimes Against WineSidebar Ep. 5: Sulfites 101What are sulfites? Why are they in wine? And what effect to they have on you? Topher explains the answers to these and more!
2021-11-1510 minTrue Crimes Against WineCASE 0119: Drinking Up With The KardashiansDEFENDANT: Kylie Jenner
EVIDENCE: Santa Margherita Pinot Grigio 2020
SCENE OF THE CRIME: Alto Adige, Italy
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Judges Rachel and Topher travel between Italy and LA as they investigate a new case with shocking allegations of "Aiding and Abetting." Will this episode's social media diva be acquitted of the charges? Or will she be found "Guilty By Association?"
2021-11-081h 19True Crimes Against WineSidebar Ep. 4: Wine ColorsTopher answers a listener question about why wines are different colors, and explains to Rachel the various reasons behind pigmentation and what colors can tell you about what you are drinking.
2021-11-0105 minTrue Crimes Against WineCASE 0118: Between The Rock And A Drunk PlaceDEFENDANT: Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson
EVIDENCE: Teremano Blanco Small Batch Tequila
SCENE OF THE CRIME: Jalisco Highlands, Mexico
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In this VERY SPECIAL LIQUOR EPISODE, our Judges jet to the sun-drenched agave hills of Mexico, where they learn about how a time-honored spirit is crafted, Canadian wrestling dynasties, and the subtle art of sperglary.
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***WARNING: The audio depicts aggressive cocktail shaking. Please join us in a celebratory dance during these portions of the episode, and remember to check the comments on Instagram and Facebook for the recipes***
2021-10-251h 42True Crimes Against WineSidebar Ep. 3: Organic vs BiodynamicTopher helps guide Rachel through the differences and similarities between organic and biodynamic wines, but Rachel remains skeptical.
2021-10-1810 minTrue Crimes Against WineCASE 0117: Papa Don‘t Drink... This GewurtztraminerDEFENDANT: Madonna
EVIDENCE: Ciccone Vineyard American Gewurtztraminer, 2019
SCENE OF THE CRIME: Leelanau Peninsula, Michigan, USA
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Our judges road trip to a tiny, remote winery in the Midwest, where they discuss new product designs, who is getting Judge Rachel in the divorce, and the combat prowess of one of the biggest icons of our generation.
2021-10-111h 32True Crimes Against WineSidebar Ep. 2: What Is Vegan Wine?Rachel revisits a question about vegan wine and Topher explains the ins and outs, from production to packaging.
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This episode is dedicated to the memory of April.
2021-10-0408 minTrue Crimes Against WineCASE 0116: Don‘tcha Wish Your Bottle Was Hot Like Me?DEFENDANT: Nicole Scherzinger
EVIDENCE: Anti-Party Red, 2019
SCENE OF THE CRIME: Walla Walla, Washington
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Our Judges sojourn to the hidden deserts of Washington, where they drunkenly discuss feminist theory, celebrity impersonations, and issue a passionate Mario Kart challenge. Rachel tricks Topher into making a shocking confession.
2021-09-271h 19True Crimes Against WineSidebar Ep. 1: Why Does Wine Taste Like Wine?Our judges answer a question about wine flavors and explain how to get the most out of your wine at home.
2021-09-2011 minTrue Crimes Against WineCASE 0115: Purple Hull Pee: The Unauthorized Stacey Ferguson StoryDEFENDANT: Fergie
EVIDENCE: Ferguson Crest Red Blend "Fergalicious" 2014
SCENE OF THE CRIME: Santa Ynez Valley, CA
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Our judges find themselves trapped in the colorful but dangerous world of 90's pop groups and 2000's mainstream hip-hop as they try to navigate royal imposters, misleading band names, and where to relieve themselves.
2021-09-131h 20True Crimes Against WineCASE 0114: Brad Pitt, Are You My Mommy?DEFENDANT(S): Brad Pitt, Angelina Jolie
EVIDENCE: Miraval Rosé
SCENE OF THE CRIME: Provence, France
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Our Judges make a return trip to sun-soaked Provence to check on their property and sip on some new evidence. Rachel flexes her ESP while munching a garlicky snack, and Topher waxes poetic about medieval esthetics.
2021-08-301h 34True Crimes Against WineCASE 0113: Don't Drink So Close To MeDEFENDANT: Sting
EVIDENCE: Il Palagio Roxanne Rosso Toscana
SCENE OF THE CRIME: Tuscany, Italy
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Our judges jaunt out to the sun-drenched hills of Tuscany, where they sample an ancient red grape, discuss family lineages, and ponder such deep questions as, "How much wine is too much?"
2021-08-161h 33True Crimes Against WineCASE O112: On The Train To ShetlandhamshireDEFENDANT: Lisa Vanderpump
EVIDENCE: Vanderpump Cabernet Sauvignon 2017
SCENE OF THE CRIME: Sonoma County, CA
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Our judges return to the original scene of the crime in Sonoma County to investigate the alleged crimes of a femme fatale from across the pond. Topher defends Kathy Hilton while Rachel talks about the music video career of her boobs.
2021-08-021h 19True Crimes Against WineCASE 0111: I Am LegendDEFENDANT: John Legend
EVIDENCE: LVE Sparkling Rosé
SCENE OF THE CRIME: Cote de Beaune, France
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Bonjour! Our judges find themselves once again in beautiful France as Rachel learns how sparkling wine is made, and Topher learns the difference between a prodigy and a talented nun.
2021-07-191h 29The Extramundane With Max WardEpisode 6 - The Woman Who Raised Bigfoot (feat. Nicole Kemper)In 2014, a 70 year-old woman known as L. Melacetti came forward and gave an interview claiming that in 1964 a baby bigfoot was left on the doorstep of her Louisiana swamp home. The woman said that she raised the adolescent sasquatch on tomatoes and goats milk for the next eight years before releasing him back into the wild. Her adopted child would return occasionally, sometimes even bringing a bigfoot friend along with him to meet Melacetti. Tonight, on the Extramundane, Ms. Malacetti breaks her silence one final time to talk to us about what it is like to deal with a m...
2021-07-1247 minTrue Crimes Against WineCASE 0110: What to Serve at My Best Friend's WeddingDEFENDANT: Cameron Diaz
EVIDENCE: Avaline Red Blend 2018
SCENE OF THE CRIME: Southern Rhone, France
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Our judges find themselves inexplicably at each other's throats as they taste an intriguing red blend. Rachel is enthusiastic about her love of puppets, and Topher learns to be grateful for however much wine he gets.
2021-07-051h 24The Extramundane With Max WardEpisode 5 - The Mothman (feat. Clint Sowell)In the fall of 1966, a winged, red-eyed monster terrorized the citizens of Point Pleasant, West Virginia. The Mothman, as he was nicknamed, became a grim omen of catastrophe not just in West Virginia, but all around the globe as he was said to appear when disaster struck. On this episode of The Extramundane, Max confronts The Mothman and demands answers for his insidious actions. The Mothman opens up to Max about his prophecies, his travels, and his obsession with The Beatles.
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Credits:
The Mothman - Clint Sowell
Max Ward - Dan Kozuh...
2021-06-2843 minTrue Crimes Against WineCASE 0109: Sippin' On A PrayerDEFENDANT: Jon Bon Jovi
EVIDENCE: Hampton Water Rosé 2019
SCENE OF THE CRIME: Languedoc, South of France
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Our judges are once again basking in the South of France, where Topher learns all about 80's hair bands, while Rachel dives deep into the wealth and privilege of the Hamptons.
2021-06-211h 15The Extramundane With Max WardEpisode 4 - Medium & Ghost (feat. Nonye Brown-West)While many believe séances to be nothing more than mere parlor tricks, commuting with the departed has a rich and storied tradition. On this episode of The Extramundane, Madam Cassandra LaFausse comes on to talk about the roots of her gift, getting kicked out of the White House, and (perhaps accidentally) even channels the ghost of a long dead murderer.
Credits:
Madam Cassandra LaFausse - Nonye Brown-West (www.nonyecomedy.com/)
Max Ward - Dan Kozuh
Voiceover Guy - Erin Kahoa
Producer: Andrew Alonso, Champlify Media (or however you want)
Music: M.NOMIZED - The Model
2021-06-1443 minTrue Crimes Against WineCASE 0108: A Very Mary EpisodeDEFENDANT: Mary J Blige
EVIDENCE: Sun Goddess Sauvignon Blanc 2019
SCENE OF THE CRIME: Friuli Venezia Giulia, Italy
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Our Judges head to the culturally diverse, yet exclusive northeastern tip of Italy, where Topher tries his hand at songwriting and Rachel learns some dark secrets about a problematic winery...
2021-06-071h 12The Extramundane With Max WardEpisode 3 - Alien Shapeshifter (feat. Rickey Boynton)Many believe that otherworldly beings disguise themselves as humans in order to interfere with the course of human events. On this episode of The Extramundane, Bryson Delacroix - an alien who has disguised himself as a human, talks with Max about his semester studying abroad on Earth, the truth behind the Playstation 4, and the most universal emotion in the universe... Love.
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Credits:
Bryson Delacroix - Rickey Boynton (@rickeyrandom)
Max Ward - Dan Kozuh
Voiceover Guy - Erin Kahoa
Producer: Andrew Alonso, Champlify Media (or however you want)
Music: M.NOMIZED - The Model
2021-05-3135 minTrue Crimes Against WineCASE 0107: Carrie Bradshaw Is A Slytherin; Prove Me WrongDEFENDANT: Sarah Jessica Parker
EVIDENCE: Invovo Sauvignon Blanc 2019
SCENE OF THE CRIME: Marlborough, NZ
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Our judges jet off to the South Island of New Zealand, where they attempt to sort everyone's favorite New York gal pals into their appropriate Hogwarts Houses. Topher goes on a rap strike, and Rachel expresses very strong opinions about a LOT of subjects.
2021-05-241h 11The Extramundane With Max WardEpisode 2: Vampire Hunter (feat. Chris Calogero)Mainstream media will have you believe vampire hunter Abraham Van Helsing was a fictional character, but he and the bloodthirsty creatures he chased were very real. On this episode of The Extramundane, Max talks with Vinny Van Helsing, the great-great-great-grandson of famous vampire hunter, Abraham Van Helsing. They talk about Vinny's family legacy, modern day Vampirism, and Vinny's true passion... baking.
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Credits:
Vinny Van Helsing - Chris Calogero
Max Ward - Dan Kozuh
Voiceover Guy - Erin Kahoa
Producer: Andrew Alonso, Champlify Media
Music...
2021-05-1738 minTrue Crimes Against WineCASE 0106: Check Out These CansDEFENDANT: Paris Hilton
EVIDENCE: Hogwash California Rosé
SCENE OF THE CRIME: Sonoma County, CA/Beverly Hill, CA
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In this episode, our judges explore an unlikely connection. Topher learns about the early 2000's club scene, while Rachel tries in vain to educate him about female anatomy.
2021-05-101h 08The Extramundane With Max WardEpisode 1: Paranormal Investigators (feat. Tom Rittenhouse, Ed Morgan, Ruben Medina)While TV is rife with paranormal investigation shows, the Food Network's Boo Crew remains at the forefront of innovation and courageousness. On this episode of The Extramundane, Max talks with ghost hunting team, The Boo Brew. Max talks to the crew about animal hauntings, ghost murders, and the audacious, some might say reckless, plans for their next season.
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Credits:
The Boo Crew - Tom Rittenhouse, Ed Morgan, Rueben Medina
(Atlanta's Dad's Garage, You're Welcome Hollywood podcast, and http://www.edtomandrueben.com/)
Max Ward - Dan Kozuh
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2021-05-0340 minTrue Crimes Against WineCASE 0105: Highclere and Present DangerDEFENDANT: Highclere Castle, aka Downton Abbey
EVIDENCE: Highclere Castle London Dry Gin
SCENE OF THE CRIME: Highclere Castle grounds and estate, Hampshire, England
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In this very special episode, expert witness Andrea presents a new form of evidence to our judges. Rachel and Topher both reveal their royal connections.
2021-04-261h 26True Crimes Against WineCASE 0104: Baby's First Guide to Face TattoosDEFENDANT: Post Malone
SCENE OF THE CRIME: Provence, France
EVIDENCE: Maison No.9 Rosé 2019
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Our judges jet to the sun soaked vineyards of coastal Provence, where Rachel delves into her dream real estate while Topher takes on Big Corporate Lavender.
2021-04-121h 00True Crimes Against WineCASE 0103: It's A Wonderful GodfatherDEFENDANT: Francis Ford Coppola
EVIDENCE: Sofia Rosé 2019
SCENE OF THE CRIME: Monterey Co, CA
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As our judges get into the nitty gritty of mafia-based filmdom, Rachel reveals a new secret talent involving obscure commercial trivia. Meanwhile, Topher displays an innate ability to confuse literally any movie and actor he comes across.
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***We experienced some slight audio technical difficulties in this episode which have been resolved for all future recordings.***
2021-03-291h 02True Crimes Against WineCASE 0102: For Shizzle My Nizzle!DEFENDANT: Snoop Dogg
EVIDENCE: 19 Crimes "Cali Red"
SCENE OF THE CRIME: Sonoma County, CA
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Rachel asks about how wines get their color and learns to stop using food dyes, while Topher tries to navigate the confusing world of dressing professionally on the streets as a gang member.
2021-03-151h 47True Crimes Against WineCASE 0101: What A Sh*t ShowDEFENDANT: Dave Matthews
EVIDENCE: Dreaming Tree Sauvignion Blanc, 2019
SCENE OF THE CRIME: Sonoma County, CA
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Judge Topher gives a lesson on Sonoma County and breakfast wine. Judge Rachel describes her ideal service staff and sheds light on a sh*tty situation.
**PRODUCER'S NOTE**
When we started this podcast, we were very green. This is especially evident in the recording quality. We got our sh*t together after a few episodes, so please don't cast this series aside based on the sound quality of this and the next couple episodes. Check out a later episode or two before breaking u...
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