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Failure to LaunchEp. 23 - Coming of AgeRyan and Charles properly come of age in this discussion of which teen characters could beat the shit out of Kumail Nanjiani
2020-09-091h 162020-09-0259 minFailure to LaunchEp. 21 - RIP Chadwick Boseman and Marvel rankingToday, Charles and Ryan talk about the impact of Chadwick Boseman, then rank the MCU.
2020-09-011h 01Failure to LaunchEp. 20 - DC FANDOME and Terrible Letterboxd Reviews!We talk about our favorite news coming from DC fandome and read bad Letterboxd reviews (idea from Mr. Sunday Movies on YouTube)
2020-08-261h 12Failure to LaunchEpisode 19 - The Ice Boy Cometh (And Talks About The IMDB Top 250 and Other Things)On today’s show while Ryan is out of town on business, Charles invites longtime friend and Ryan’s sworn enemy Charlie “Ice Boy” Lamb of Milk Ice & Fry fame. Listen to to hear Charlie cement his hatred for Ryan on air and for Charles to ramble incoherently. Content!
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2020-08-181h 12Failure to LaunchEp. 18 - another Star Wars talk, this time with Jake!Jake and Ryan team up again to talk about Star Wars and what they would change
2020-08-111h 352020-08-091h 11Failure to LaunchEp. 16 - HEIST: PUTTIN TOGETHER A CREWCharles and Ryan put together crews for a hypothetical heist film
2020-07-211h 44Failure to LaunchEp. 15 - CHRISTOPHER NOLAN AND TIME LOOPSToday, we talk about Christopher Nolan movies and time loop films! What would you do if you were caught in a time loop but also have a tragic past and are Christian Bale? Food for thought.
2020-07-181h 40Failure to Launch14 - HARRY POTTER SPECIAL FEAT. JAKEToday, we make a tier list with our friend Jake of the Harry Potter films
2020-07-081h 41Failure to LaunchMONEYBALL - is it worth it? (With Jake)Ryan is joined by Jake to discuss their opinions of the film Moneyball
2020-07-021h 13Failure to LaunchEp. 13 - Weird Movie Fights and Disney Channel or Oscar Winner?Charles and Ryan pair up random antagonists and protagonists and have them fight. Also, Charles quizzes Ryan - is this film a Disney Channel Original, or an Academy Award Winner?
2020-06-301h 10Failure to LaunchEp. 12 - The Ultimate Father’s Day Movie Bracket Special (feat. My Dad™️)Ryan is joined by his father to figure out what is ultimately the superior movie that everyone’s dad loves.
2020-06-241h 14Failure to LaunchTHE SILENCE OF THE LAMBS - Is it worth it?The guys determine once and for all - is silence of the lambs worth it?
2020-06-191h 20Failure to LaunchEp. 11 - Remaking the DCEU and Charles’ car adventuresThe boys recast and remake the DCEU
2020-06-101h 33Failure to LaunchFORREST GUMP - Is it Worth it?In the first episode of Is It Worth It, we discuss America’s favorite man, Forrest Gump
2020-06-041h 21Failure to LaunchEp. 10 - STAR WARS PART 2The boys wrap up their discussion of the best Star Wars movies
2020-06-0348 minFailure to LaunchEp. 9 - STAR WARS (part 1)The boys talk about Star Wars, and their rankings. There are more important things in the world - here’s some links for support. Police accountability - https://www.nlg-npap.org/donate/ USA Today with a ton of helpful links - https://www.usatoday.com/story/life/2020/05/29/george-floyd-death-donations-resources-justice-petitions/5282539002/ “Run to the rescue with love, and peace will follow.” - River Phoenix. Just be good to one another.
2020-06-031h 062020-05-2903 minFailure to LaunchEp. 8 - The Insanity of the IMDb Top 250Today, Charles and Ryan talk about how peculiar the rankings of the IMDb top 250 are.
2020-05-271h 03Failure to LaunchEp. 7 - Music Movies, Movies about Music. With special guest - our friend JakeThe boys are joined by their musician fan Jake (@filmclip19 on Instagram). They discus music movies because Jake is a musician. It’s not complicated.
2020-05-201h 22Failure to LaunchEp. 6 - Movie Remakes That Should NOT Be Made and Movie MusicalsToday, the guys talk about casting and directing for terrible remakes that should never be attempted. Also, a brief chat about Movie Musicals. Enjoy!
2020-05-121h 19Failure to LaunchEp. 5 - Disney Princess Smackdown and Oscar Winner™️ Nicolas CageIn this week’s episode, Ryan and Charles discuss who would win in the ultimate thunder dome cage match of Disney princesses. Also, they get into casting Nicolas Cage in 2019’s best movies. Have a great week, stay safe!
2020-05-061h 03Failure to LaunchEp. 4.5 (BONUS EPISODE) - Reading our old, terrible scriptIn this bonus edition of the podcast, Ryan and Charles read through one of their old, awful scripts. It goes about as well as you’d think.
2020-05-0133 minFailure to LaunchEp. 4 - Redoing the 2019/2020 Oscars plus Kiss Marry KillTo start things off, Ryan and Charles get into a rousing game of Kiss Marry Kill - movie edition! After Ryan goes on a long tangent about Al Pacino, the guys then get into redoing the Oscar nominations and winners for the 2019/2020 season. Hot takes abound! Thanks for listening.
2020-04-281h 34Failure to LaunchEp. 3 Movie Alignment Charts and Spy Kids 5In this episode, Ryan and Charles discuss their personal alignment charts for movies, ranging from lawful good to chaotic evil. Also, they discuss ideas for Spy Kids 5 for some reason.
2020-04-221h 12Failure to LaunchEp. 2 - "Ryan V. The Muppets: Dawn of Crazy Harry" and Superhero BoybandsToday, Charles and Ryan decide to answer life’s greatest question: “which Muppets could I reasonably beat up?” Charles presents Ryan with a number of scenarios in which Ryan has to think on his feet to beat the crap out of puppets. It goes about as expected. Also, we talk for a bit about superheroes being in a boyband for some reason.
(0:10 - 13:00) - Intro/Superhero Boybands
(13:00 - End) - Ryan V. The Muppets
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2020-04-141h 15Failure to LaunchEp. 1 - Intro and Pixar Ranked!In the inaugaral episode of the only film podcast on the internet, Charles and Ryan talk about their lives, hopes and dreams. Just kidding, they're in denial! They discuss live action films that should have been animated, the definitive ranking of Pixar, and what movies would be made better with Muppets (every single one.) Special thanks to Anchor for sponsoring this episode!
Time Codes:
Beginning and Live Action movies that should be animated: (0:00)
A beautiful advertisement for Anchor: (17:05)
Pixar, ranked absolutely: (19:37)
Which movies would be better with Muppets: (1:22:00)
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