Chloe Coover Maddie Phinney

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Nose CandySCENT SWAP JUNE 1st 2025 - BE THERE OR BE SQUAREGuess what? Your gals picked up the ol' podcast equipment once more to implore the divas near and far to get yer tickets NOW for this summer's hottest fragrance event!Our 2025 Murmurs Scent Swap takes place June 1st from 6-9. Bring a 50% full bottle of a perfume you'd like to part with and get automatically entered into our raffle, featuring sponsors like Luckyscent, the IAO, HollywoodGifts, James Veloria, and the queen herself, Hilde Soliani (among many, many others!)Don't wait to get your tickets...they're going fast and space is limited!2025-05-2312 min

Nose CandyEp 86: The Nose Candy Hotline (feat. Dan Allegretto)They say opinions are like A$$holes: everyone has one. Well you're in luck frag hags because this very special Nose Candy Hotline episode has THREE! That's right, this week Maddie and Chloe are joined by artist, writer, sage advisor, and host of the hilarious podcast Dial Dan, Dan Allegretto! These three armchair experts are rolling up their sleeves, spraying down their wrists, and fastening on their thinking caps to answer your burning fragrance questions. That means everything from office scents to potato perfumes and mall goth musks to discontinuation discontent. Do you want to smell like fomo? What ab...2025-03-261h 29

Nose CandyEp 85: Perfumes Past Lives?Join your girls as they plumb the spiritual depths for a look into past life perfumes, which means everything from an incarnated infanticide frag, to an occulty Manson Family musk. Do you want to smell like the inherent darkness of the human soul? Or better a perfume that projects Pernicious Woman? A cosmic compendium of cherry chapsticks? Whether you're a gay housewife or a dirty Dubai chocolate bar, this is one Gelted and GOAT-ed episode that is best enjoyed in this lifetime.Fragrances Discussed:Slightly-B!tch by Filippo SorcinelliEncre Noire b...2025-03-191h 32

Nose CandyEp 84: The Real World: Nose CandyCurious about what happens when two frag hags stop being polite and start getting real? This is The Real World, Nose Candy edition, which means your fake ass hosts are finally cutting the crap and smelling it like it is. The gals are sharing their favorite Real perfumes which means everything from a sex work scent, a Midsommar musk, and Palm Springs potpouri. Whether you're in the pocket of big Little Gem, swinging on a shag carpet, or just sipping on olive juice, this is one fresh, frank, and fragrant ep you won't want to miss....2025-03-121h 06

Nose CandyEp 83: Fake A$$ B!tchesWant to know the frags Maddie and Chloe spray when they're feeling fraudulent? This week the fakest b!ches you know met up to talk about fragrance phonies, which means a banquette bouquet, a compote cologne and honey-ed horse chestnut. Whether you enjoy pudding with fall leaves, black pepper shortbread, or simply hair in your food, this is one bull$hit, bunk, and bogus ep you won't want to miss!Fragrances Discussed:Tonka Cola by ManceraPanettone by Milano FragranzeHilde Soliani Sale e PepeHilde Soliani...2025-03-051h 24

Nose CandyEp 82: Fragrance FantasyThis week the ladies are shining their scepters and filling their chalices just in time for an enchanted, ember-cloaked episode. Follow these bards along the wandering bridge to the Empire of Perfumoria and unlock the key to their Dark Twisted Perfume Fantasy. That means everything from a Bert and Ernie scent to a public library perfume and a mythic Mad Men fragrance. Whether you're a Dragon Rider, a Fae, a Wizard, or a necromancer, this is one elven and ethereal episode you won't want to miss!Fragrances Discussed:Warm Bulb by ClueLe...2025-02-261h 13

Nose CandyEp 81: Get Naked (I Got a Plan)This week your ladies are Nude as the News just in a time for a buckwild episode all about naked perfumes! That means the ladies are disinfecting with a Fabuloso frag, scrubbing down with a St. Ives scent, and embracing the malodorous with Un Musc. All that plus a list of potential perfumer pod guests, Chloe's choreography playbook, and Maddie's brand new perfume collection setup.Want to see these two bare it all ON VIDEO? Subscribe at patreon.com/nosecandy for Patreon-exclusive Nose Candy video episodes. You know you wanna see the gals live and in color...2025-02-191h 12

Nose CandyEp 80: The BrunettepisodeWhat do Anne Hathaway, Padma Lakshmi, and Tom Cruise all have in common? They’re all card carrying members of the brunette union. For this tall dark and handsome ep Maddie and Chloe met up to discuss their favorite scents for brunettes, which meant architecture accords, benzoin bouquets, and a very special Passover perfume. Whether your hair is chestnut, chocolate, carmel or mahogany, this is a warm, rich, and tawny episode you won’t want to miss!Fragrances Discussed:Olene by DiptyqueChild by Susan D. Owens Green Spell by Er...2025-02-121h 27

Nose CandyEp 79: Pretty Please!This week your resident aesthetes met up to talk about perfumes that just smell... pretty. That means everything from French candy frags, to pound cake perfumes to a lobster bisque bouquet-- but this episode is more than just a pretty face! The search for the ultimate pretty girl perfume means tackling tough questions, such as: where can a girl get a pair of McQueen Armadillo boots? is Chloe's dream of quivering oysters a subconscious lesbian awakening? Why is Letterboxd called that? Whether you're a Pretty Mess, too pretty to work, or pretty much over reading this, pretty pretty please wil...2025-02-0552 min

Nose CandyEp 78: Eau de EraserheadThis week the ladies met up for a very timely episode in honor of the reason all student films look like that: the late great David Lynch. Inspired by their favorite artist's unique brand of terrifying cheeriness, the gals are talking about the surreal perfumes in their collections that are a bit.. askew. That means glass-scented sunshine, wood mill musk, tour bus toilet, and tampax top notes. From the scent of a Hollywood bungalow to meditation musk to a Laura Palmer perfume, these are the frags your gals are huffing like Dennis Hopper in memoriam of the best to e...2025-01-291h 25

Nose CandyEp 77: Surprises and DisappointmentsCan you guess which perfumes made the Nose Candy ladies :) and :( in 2024? Maddie and Chloe met up to discuss the year's most fragrant foibles and most redolent rewards, which means hair gel perfume, muffled roses, and a healthy spray of wax seal. Listen in as Chloe delves into her intergalactic voyage to meet Mr Universe, while Maddie scores a life-changing DILF perfume at their annual holiday scent swap. Whether you see the glass half full or are waiting for the other shoe to drop, this is a tart, tangy, toothsome little TBT you won't want to miss!...2025-01-221h 19

Nose CandyEp 76: 2025 Trend ForecastIt's that time of year again: your favorite olfactory oracles are gazing into their crystal balls to predict the biggest fragrance trends of 2025. That means everything from shower suds, to sea sprays, to cunted cantaloupe and creamy cleavage. Whether you want to smell like a seafaring melon, a sinewy starlet, or simply Slightly B!tch, do not touch that dial!Fragrances Discussed:Clue Warm Bulbd'Annam white riceDiptyque Eau PapierSantal Basmati by AffinessenceAndrea Maack CeramicChokedee by Strangers Parfumerie...2025-01-091h 39

Nose CandyEp 75: Loose LipsThis week your ladies are glossy, bossy, and oakmoss-y just in time for an episode all about lipstick perfume! Maddie and Chloe met up to review their fave lipstick-scented frags and break down the notes that make these perfumes oh so kissable. That means the scent of a dominatrix on duty, a powdery pocketbook, and Eau de Eiffel Tower. All that plus the ladies host yet another scent swap, Maddie gets the sniffles, and Chloe cosplays as Beverly Hills Housewife Dorit Kemsley. Whether you overline, tint, stain, contour or simply bury them in Blistex, read our lips: listen to t...2025-01-011h 13

Nose CandyEp 74: I'm A Celebrity, Get Me Out Of Here (feat. Lily Marotta)This week the ladies are sipping on Erewhon smoothies and ducking from paparazzi flashbulbs alongside world-famous Celebrity Book Club podcast co-host Lily Marotta! The comedian, performance artist, and infamous Italian American sat down with Maddie and Chloe for a conversation all about Celebrity perfumes, which meant everything from the scent of animal cruelty to cinnamon infinity pools to Eau de Vitamin Water. If you're a fan of lesbian feminist spoken word, the Bubble Yum duck, Broadway screen adaptations, or simply Old Hollywood glamour with modern touches, do not touch that dial: this is one A-list episode you will not...2024-12-191h 27

Nose CandyEp 73: Spice Up Your LifeThis week your Cinnamon Girls are spicing things up with an episode all about pepper-upper perfumes that not only cut the mustard but are absolutely worth their salt! We all know variety is the spice of life, so Maddie and Chloe reached deep into the pantry for a discussion of their favorite olfactory seasoning blends. That means everything from Indian food frags, 80s aesthetics, patchouli projection, and bread and butter perfume. Whether you want to smell like a rose in an armpit or Sharon Stone in Casino, this episode is one piquant flavor saver that brings the heat!2024-12-111h 19

Nose CandyEp 72: Nose Candy Wrapped 2024Music on, world off. Inspired by the block rocking beats they pumped all year, Maddie and Chloe met up to discuss their most played perfumes of 2024, just in time for Nose Candy Wrapped! Whether you want to smell like a hot milk injection, a perfect pussy petal, or Maddie in middle school, this is the definitive list of the fb frags your gals just couldn't put down.Fragrances Discussed:Guerlain InsolenceZoologist HummingbirdEtat Libre d'Orange RienGuerlain MitsoukoJoy by Jean Patou...2024-12-051h 20

Nose CandyEp 71: Fragrances of Mass DestructionThis week your favorite supersprayers have their finger on a button even more destructive than the pulse of perfume popularity. That's right, Maddie and Chloe came to the table for a two-woman treaty on nuclear perfume performance and these hawks are ready to declare all out olfactory warfare! Before they detonate, they're targeting the tough tactical questions, namely: Which perfume is 80s-era Melanie Griffith wearing? Is Hilde Soliani a cheesemonger on weekends? When the hell will Vanna White finally retire??? Seek shelter and don't forget your prep kit; this is an atomic episode that guarantees Mutually Assured Destruction :)2024-11-271h 14

Nose CandyEp 70: I Do (feat. Steve Gontarski)Start preening your Pinterest and refining your registry fragheads, this week the ladies are joined by fan fave Nose Candy guest Steve Gontarski to talk all about wedding perfumes! You may know Steve from his genius Tik Toks, ubiquity on the Luckyscent instagram, and as the manager of Scent Bar LA, but did you know he's also mawwied? The LA perfume icon sat down with the gals to talk about the scent he wore on his wedding day and graciously allowed the ladies to design their own fantasy weddings, which meant white tuxedos, chocolate fountains, and a perfume that...2024-11-201h 48

Nose CandyEp 69: Do You Believe In Magic?Dust off your top hat and pull out your white rabbit because this week your favorite mentalists are discussing perfect perfume illusions. Maddie and Chloe both brought along olfactory evidence of perfumers' sleight of hand, which means a warm hair scent, a Frou Frou frag and a reincarnated rose. Are you ready to suspend disbelief, embrace illusion, and experience the mind-bending mentalism of perfume magic? This is one fabulous feat of fragrance endurance you will not want to miss!Fragrances Discussed:Mango on the Rocks Hilde SolianiSnowy Owl by Zoologist 2024-11-131h 21

Nose CandyEp 68: So Crazy It Just Might WorkThis week your gals are going nuts for a petroleum perfume, bananas for a thai food frag, and losing their senses over the smell of Hot Dog on a Stick. That's right, Maddie and Chloe are sliding off their straight jackets to share the unhinged perfumes in their collections that are juuuust crazy enough to work. That means everything from sneaky balene, to Mother's Day milkshakes to Blue Velvet burglaries. All that PLUS Maddie overcomes her social media addiction, Chloe adds a stack of titles to her Cinema Salon, and the ladies cook up a Parent Trap-style caper to g...2024-11-061h 23

Nose CandyEp 67: Memento OdoriCalling all corpses! It's almost fright night at Nose Candy HQ, and Maddie and Chloe are celebrating the only way they know how: by spraying the sepulchral scent of death. This week your favorite tricks are treating you with a Memento Mori special episode just in time for All Hallows Eve. That means the deathly scent of a funeral pyre, haunted potpourri in a wicker basket, devastating natural disasters, ghoulish grape markers and much more! Whether you're dead and decaying, living and giving, or a specter in search of your signature scent, this is one nightmare of an episode you...2024-10-311h 08

Nose CandyEp 66: Under The Influence (feat. Marc Sebastian)Looking for a blueprint to become famous on TikTok? Don't turn that dial: this week the Nose Candy ladies are joined by Los Angeles' sexiest content creator slash reptile enthusiast Marc Sebastian! Marc sat down with Maddie and Chloe to discuss TikTok perfume trends, Oreo events, shoplifting from Abercrombie, vintage vinegar, and the social ramifications of chronic face blindness. Follow along as they sniff through a Titanic scent, a Play Dough perfume, and two unreleased Chanel frags (hello Nose Candy exclusive!). Would you like to smell like an estate sale? What about an opossum? A hairspray-covered grape lollipop? These thr...2024-10-231h 37

Nose CandyEp 65: A Method to the Madness (feat. Kate Berlant)What's my motivation? This week the Nose Candy gals are going Inside the Actor's Studio with the brilliant and hilarious comedian, actress, and podcaster Kate Berlant! Kate sat down with Maddie and Chloe for a table read about their favorite Method Acting perfumes, or the scents they spray to get into character. Listen in as these three go off book to discuss perfume for chronic migraines, curly hair scent sensitivity, fragrance gatekeeping, and perfume shopping at the furniture store. Would you like to smell like a brand new car? What about a jumbo tin of bag balm? A morning j...2024-10-161h 11

Nose CandyEp 64: Careless WhisperThis week your gals are hushed, brushed. tapped, and tucked in for an Nose Candy ASMR episode about fragrances that WHISPER. That means Maddie and Chloe are finally piping down to share the scents in their collections that speak volumes... at the quietest volume possible. Follow along as they sniff a Molecule 01 for girls, a Frederic Fekkai frag, a desperation musk, and a Larry Gagosian perfume. All that PLUS answers to the week's toughest questions, including: is astrology a smartphone-based practice? What is the scent of a triple-text? Is Venice the New Orleans of Europe? Whether your frag speaks so...2024-10-091h 22

Nose CandyEp 63: Get Well Soon (feat. Andrea Maack)This week your gals are blessed, buzzed, and beaming brighter than the Northern Lights; artist and creative director of Andrea Maack Perfumes Andrea Maack is in the building! The chicest woman in Iceland sat down with Maddie and Chloe to talk about smells that project Wellness, which meant sampling a Four Seasons fragrance, a hand soap scent, eau de equinox, and a poppers perfume. Whether you're slugging colloidal silver, crazy for cryotherapy, addicted to acupuncture, or fit as a fiddle, this episode is just the alternative treatment the holistic healthcare practitioner ordered!Want even more from t...2024-10-021h 29

Nose CandyEp 62: Shower PowerOh, you think you know freshies? Think again frag hag. This week the Nose Candy ladies are getting wet and wild for a clean-themed episode all about the scintillating scent of the shower. Looking to smell like a guido at 1 OAK? What about a piece of Milanese man meat? A department store diva or an old money motha? Whether you're doing it dirty and want to clean up or are freaky and fresh and want to feel filthy, this is one squeaky, sudsy, steamy episode you will not want to miss!Fragrances Discussed:L'ea...2024-09-251h 33

Nose CandyEp 61: What's That Smell?This week Maddie and Chloe find themselves on two different coasts, but that won't stop these bloodhounds from putting their noses where they don't belong. Follow along as our two little improvisers say "yes, and" and apply the Nose Candy perfume rating system to a suite of completely random household objects! Whether you like huffing paint, smelling pens or sniffing glue, this noxious little ep will leave you short of breath and high on life! (Reminder: Maddie and Chloe are NOT role models. Please do not try this at home)Fragrances(?) Discussed:2024-09-181h 18

Nose CandyPATREON PREVIEW - BONUS: The Smell Of MoneyBIG NEWS! Your favorite lil stinkers launched a Patreon!This is a short preview of a bonus episode that's available in full on Patreon. Subscribers will get main eps a day early, weekly bonus content, and more!!!! www.patreon.com/nosecandy !!!***Okay you little spendthrifts: think you can sniff out a drugstore cheapie from a top shelf nichie? For this bonus episode Chloe puts Maddie to the test, asking her to guess the price range for a selection of secret frags. Listen in as they discuss the...2024-09-1202 min

Nose CandyEp 60: Girl Power!Put your deuces up and get ready to spice up your life because this week your favorite gender separatists are subverting the dominant paradigm to talk about must-have girl power scents. Listen in as Maddie and Chloe tie on their pink pussy hats to sniff a hyper-femme floriental, a lesbian-coded powder puss frag, and a perfume that smells like a porno. These two are closing their legs (finally) and widening the gender gap just in time for a no-boys-allowed episode you will not want to miss! Fragrances Discussed:Drakkar Noir by Guy Laroche 2024-09-101h 13

Nose CandyEp 59: The Body Keeps The Score (feat. Abdi Taslimi)This week the Nose Candy gals are joined by White Smellephant collaborator and bestie Abdi Taslimi to talk about the smell of sweat, the perfume of pussy juice, the bouquet of blood, and the stink of shit. The genius artist working in perfume sat down with Maddie and Chloe to Let The Bodies Hit The Floor, sharing their favorite scents that recall the beautiful rainbow of human secretions. Whether you're looking to smell like a barnyard, a bellybutton, baby batter, bile, or simply a butthole, this is one damp, humid, dripping, viscous episode you will not want to miss!2024-09-031h 42

Nose CandyEp 58: Rich Frag, Poor FragDo you smell like an asset or a liability? This week Maddie and Chloe are diversifying their portfolios, consolidating their debts, and leveraging their Guru with Broke Bitch Juice just in time for a very special solo ep about the scent of money. Follow these two from the dregs of Duane Reade, to the annals of Amazon, to the shiny floor of the department store for insider tips on how to best allocate your fragrance funds. Whether you're ready to blow the wad on the smell of laundry with skid marks, or looking to save your shekels for a p...2024-08-271h 22

Nose CandyEp 57: I F#%king Love Science! (feat. Sean Raspet)Grab your beaker and tare your scale because the Nose Candy ladies are back in the lab to talk about the science of scent. This week Maddie and Chloe are joined by genius artist and aroma chemist Sean Raspet to discuss the process of creating a scent on the molecular level, and to sniff through some of Sean's unreleased fragrance molecules. That means they're talking about everything from the scent of seafaring melon, to floral formaldehyde, to eau de air conditioning. Whether you want to smell like ethical manufacturing practices, a "mystery" Starburst flavor or the scent of betrayal, t...2024-08-211h 41

Nose CandyEp 56: Freakum FragsEver wonder the perfumes beautiful brunette women wear when they want to freak it? This week the Nose Candy gals are dressed to the nines and sharing the Freakum Frags they pull out when they want to show out. Whether you're back on the dating circuit, baring it all on stage, or just want to feel you puss deep down in your soul, your girls are sharing the scents they wear when the clock strikes freak o'clock. Follow along as Maddie buys a fvck-me frock in Freakonos and gets Naked and Afraid in Griffith Park while Chloe preps for her...2024-08-091h 11

Nose CandyEp 55: brat diet summerWhile the rest of you have been celebrating brat summer, Team Nose Candy has taken BRAT diet summer international. That means bananas, rice, applesauce, and toast for your gals, who are not only snatched to the gods but suffering from extreme digestive distress! When better than dealing with diverticulitis to discuss the palliative perfumes that soothe the soul (and the GI tract)? Are you on the hunt for a changing table frag? What about a key lime pie scent? Care for a synagogue cookie? Whether you've been gorging on gluten, have invited coronavirus back into your life, or are co...2024-08-021h 17

Nose CandyEp 54: Norway José (feat. Jenny Hval)Slip into your bunad and prepare to bask in the midnight sun because this week the Nose Candy gals are talking to artist, writer, musician, and iconically Nordic nose Jenny Hval! Listen in as these three discuss the scents of Scandinavia, from cardamom buns to fig fibs to a brand new Swedish fashion frag. Want a perfume that smells like fresh dry cleaning? What about a spritz of cheesy popcorn? Scented rice sound nice? Seize the day, overspray, and anchors away because not even a fjord could separate these three from their frags.Want even more o...2024-07-181h 44

Nose CandyEp 53: Pink Ladies (feat. Marissa Zappas)Queue up Aerosmith, slather on some calamine lotion and charge your quartz crystals because it's Pink Friday at Nose Candy HQ. This week Maddie and Chloe are joined by perfumer Marissa Zappas to discuss the character of coral, the funk of fuschia, and the brilliance of blush to finally get to the bottom of what makes a perfume smell pink. Follow along as they sniff through Myspace scents, gas station frags and paint thinner perfumes to pinpoint the pink prototype. Whether you want to smell like bubblegum, Leighton Mesiter, Mattel, or the Scottish Highlands, this is one plastic and fantas...2024-07-111h 29

Nose CandyEp 52: SCENT SWAP @ MURMURS, 7/6 (!!!)Calling all fragheads!! Please join the Nose Candy gals this Saturday July 6th at 5:30 pm at Murmurs gallery for our first ever public perfume exchange!Tickets: https://withfriends.co/event/20297932/nose_candy_scent_swapWhere: Murmurs 1411 Newton St. Los AngelesWhen: July 6, 2024 from 5:30-8:30 pm. The swap and raffle begins promptly at 7pm.Have you ever been gifted a perfume that just didn’t suit you? Or blind bought a fragrance that left you with fragrets? The Nose Candy Scent Swap is your chance to finally tur...2024-07-0505 min

Tierney TalksPerfume Party w/ NOSE CANDY PODSend us a textMy favorite heavily-perfumed party girls are in the studio discussing niche fragrances! Welcome Chloe Coover and Maddie Phinney! The noses behind the one and only Nose Candy podcast! This episode is like smoking weed, getting an iced coffee, and going perfume shopping at the mall. Only with two passionate experts at hand!Chloe and Maddie share their approaches to collecting scents. They discuss their fan-favorite friendship. And they recommend tons of fragrances!Nose Candy honors the art of perfumery with knowledge, intuition, and eroticism. They're smart and h...2024-07-041h 29

Nose CandyEp 51: Who / What / Wear (feat. Maxwell Williams of UFO Parfums)Ever wonder how the hell a perfume is conceived of, composed, and created? This week the Nose Candy gals are offering a peek behind the scented curtain courtesy of DJ, writer, and genius perfumer Maxwell Williams! The creator of UFO Parfums joins team Nose Candy to chat about everything from Santorum scents to bug juice perfume to stage crew frags to fork and knife gourmands. These three marketing matchmakers are putting their heads together to answer the tough questions, namely: was Louis XIV the original gender warrior? How painful is butthole electrolysis? Are rim jobs gender agnostic? Is The Rectum...2024-06-281h 50

Nose CandyEp 50: The Scent of the SummerThis week ladies are spray-tanned, guru-canned and taking the stand (with perfume on hand) to select the Scent of the Summer. The gals showed up to Nose Candy HQ in matching gay guy uniforms with only one thing on the brain: beach season! That means nonbinary frags, a Blue Crush perfume, and a sunscreen standby with notes of, you guessed it, bug spray. Grab your towel and slip into your slides because this is one wet and wild ep that you won't want to miss!Fragrances Discussed:Tropical Punch by EscadaS...2024-06-201h 20

Nose CandyEp 49: Abundance MindscentThis week the Nose Candy ladies have been practicing gratitude and baditude just in time for a perfume manifestation solo episode. Listen in as Maddie and Chloe tune into the harmony of the universe to discuss the scents they spray when they're calling in the law of attraction. From sex magick to welfare checks to poop perfume to an entire global panini, these two magnetic main characters are casting their lists and raising their frequency for an frag-filled episode that's high vibe and highly inappropriate.Fragrances Discussed:Jungle Jezebel by Sarah Baker @houseofsarahbaker 2024-06-141h 14

Nose CandyEp 48: G'Morning Sickness! (feat. Emily Segal)This week the girls are gestating, celebrating, and puke-baiting with a very special episode about the perfumes they're selecting when they're Expecting. Who better to discuss the scent of pregnancy than writer, trend forecaster, and glamorously pregnant diva Emily Segal! The Nose Candy gals sat down with the author of Mercury Retrograde (Deluge, 2020) to talk about digital coffee, Baggu barf and the correct pronunciation of the word "midwifery." From Bisquick and orange juice, to expired Flintstones vitamins, to Robitussin scents and parmesan perfumes these three are celebrating the gift of life with the gift of gab for an engorged and...2024-06-071h 30

Nose CandyEp. 47: City of (Mugler) Angels (feat. Saskia Wilson-Brown)Pop a microdose, pull a tarot card and crack a Kin because this week the Nose Candy gals are joined by artist and Institute for Art and Olfaction founder Saskia Wilson-Brown to talk about the smell of their all-time favorite city: Los Angeles. Join these three ladies for a slow ride down LA's surface streets where they explore moldy swimsuit musk, eau de art deco, and botox base notes. Want to smell like the Pirates of the Caribbean ride at Disneyland? What about the Hollywood Farmers Market? Gloria Swanson's snail trail? These three are saying it, spraying it, and...2024-05-301h 50

Nose CandyEp 46: Noise CandyRosin your bows and tune your harps because this week the Nose Candy ladies are talking about perfumes that smell how music sounds. Your favorite synesthetes took a short break from party rocking to discuss barefoot 70s surfer frags, Southern Comfort scents and barnyard banjo perfumes. What to smell like one of Aesop's fables? What about a freak folk guitar solo? LSD perfume anyone? All that PLUS the ladies host another white smellephant, Maddie makes an epic NIN mix and Chloe's life is changed by Joanna Newsom live in concert (twice!).Fragrances discussed:Li...2024-05-231h 21

Nose CandyEp 45: The P Word (feat. Chandler Burr)Pull out your thesaurus and moisten your quill because this week Maddie and Chloe are joined by former New York Times perfume critic Chandler Burr to discuss the language of scent. The author sat down with the Nose Candy gals to talk about (how to talk about) everything from synthetic molecules to Joan Didion to Abstract Expressionism to Yankee Candles. Looking for a perfume that smells like a David Hockney painting? What about a Laura Ashley duvet cover? Razorblade rose petals? Grab your scented notebooks fragheads because this is a lesson in perfume rhetoric with one of the best...2024-05-171h 47

Nose CandyEp 44: The E! True Hollywood Story (feat. Tierney Finster)This week the Nose Candy gals are giving you a sniff behind the scented curtain to see what happens when three divas stop being polite and start getting real. This is the Nose Candy E! True Hollywood Story and who better to join Maddie and Chloe for this heart wrenching docu-drama than podcaster, writer, cultural historian and all around glamour puss Tierney Finster?! The three ladies sat down to discuss the perfumes that scented the motion picture soundtracks of their lives which means bisexual smells, hoochie perfumes, and performance artist frags. Want to smell like Samantha's beach house in...2024-05-092h 01

Nose CandyEp 43: Delightfully Tacky Yet Unrefined (feat. River Gallo)Calling all Jersey Girls! This week the Nose Candy ladies are joined by actor, writer, filmmaker and New Jersey expert, River Gallo! Listen in as these three discuss the scents of the Garden State, from the smell of rose gold, to chlorine skin, to the hooters breakroom and the Marshalls checkout line. Want to smell like an engaged nurse practitioner? What about a blend of Alizé and St Ives apricot scrub? A Manhattan publisher who moves to Montclair? Stay tuned goomahs, this is one ep you will not want to fuggetabout!Want even more from the gif...2024-05-021h 31

Nose CandyEp 42: The Dank-isodeTurn on your lava lamp and queue up Ben Harper because this week the ladies are celebrating the High Holidays. That's right, it's a 420-themed episode coming at you a week late and a dime bag short. Light up with your gals as they discuss their favorite cannabis scents, from the smell of yesterday's outfit to a patchouli contact high to a schwag frag and a pimento perfume. Chloe shares how she got scared straight, Maddie packs a bowl and an attaché case for a meth lab business trip, and both divas walk away smelling like desperation weed and b...2024-04-251h 23

Nose CandyEp 41: I Smell A Tragedy (feat. Ruby McCollister)Get your tissues ready frag heads because this week the ladies are joined by actress, writer, and melodramatic perfume muse Ruby McCollister! Ruby sat down with Chloe and Maddie to talk about the most tragic frags in their collections, from a haunted matinee scent, to the smell of 911, to a ballerina panty perfume and a Great Depression standby. Already crying Fracas-scented tears? Dry your eyes and prime your nose because this is an ep you will not want to miss!Want to get more of Ruby McCollister? Follow her on insta @ruby.mccollister, get a bottle of T...2024-04-181h 25

Nose CandyEp 40: God Bless This Stress (feat. John Early)This week the gals are joined by none other than hilarious comedian, perfume insider, and star of the upcoming film, Stress Positions, John Early! These three nervous nellies sat down to talk about STRESS scents and sniffed out everything from Post-it glue, Nescafé breath, burning tires, and pick-me perfume. Searching for a Pina Bausch frag, a Pussy Posse scent, or Pat the Bunny dupe? I cannot stress this enough: go listen to the ep!Want even more of the inimitable John Early? Follow him on insta and twitter at @bejohnce, watch his hilario HBO special Now M...2024-04-111h 28

Nose CandyEp 39: The Smoke Show (feat. Carey O'Donnell)Put your lighters up, because this week your resident pyros are joined by gifted writer, hilario podcaster and loud and proud frag head Carey O'Donnell! Listen in as Carey and the gals inhale the good shit and exhale the bullshit while they gab about their favorite smoke scents, tobacco frags, and cig-coded perfumes. From the hunt for cold fire, to the smell of a class warrior, to the royal family's bid for a graphic design intern, these three are following their noses to bring you the REAL smoking gun. Searching for a Pete Buttigieg perfume? The Smell of the Ca...2024-04-041h 47

Nose CandyEp 38: Mother May I?Our little homesickies are back from their business travel and only want one thing: Mommy! Somebody call Ancestry.com because these two genealogists have been sniffing around the family tree and they want answers, namely: What exactly makes a perfume smell like mommy's milkers? Can you replicate the scent of grandma's soap dish? Is a Millennial MILF a Tommy Girl all grown up? All that plus the best brunch city in North America, dreidel perfume, good soap gone bad, and the most boring film ever made. Get ready to suckle this week frag heads because these two fertile myrtles hav...2024-03-211h 24

Nose CandyEp 37.5: The PatchoulympicsDid the Patchoul-isode leave you wanting more? You're in luck! A sexy, earthy, woody, musky bonus ep is here to help you get your next fix of funk. Listen as the gals smell through an iced tea flavored patchouli, a drakkar-coded patch, a date night-chouli and a wet paint holy grail. Some may call it hyperfixation, but for these two hippies it's just another day in soil-scented paradise.Fragrances Discussed:Patchouli Mania by Essential ParfumsCachouli by Strangers PerfumeDiptyque TempoDead Air by Oddity Fragrance...2024-03-0721 min

Nose CandyEp 37: Uncanny Valley GirlsThis week the ladies open an uncan of whoop-ass to discuss perfumes that feel a bit... off. Maddie and Chloe are plumbing the depths of the uncanny valley to explore the freakiest gourmands in their collections and get to the bottom of what makes them so strange. From Smart and Final cookie scents, to white chocolate lavender Frappuccinos to almond saltwater taffy to Ludens cherry lozenges, the gals share smells that are easy to love and difficult to understand. Question: did you eat Play Doh as a kid? This one's for you.Fragrances Discussed:...2024-02-291h 16

Nose CandyEp 36: Smash or Pass (feat. Heather Jewett)This week the ladies get HELLA NERVOUS and talk with writer, podcaster, and Gravy Train!!!! sex symbol, Heather Jewett! The electroclash pioneer sat down with Maddie and Chloe to talk about fuck me frags, Man Repeller smells, autofiction perfume, and Susan scents. Drunk off power and Guru, these Interesting Women debate The Dress, 90s pricing strategies, new car smell, hacky sack aesthetics, The Red Hat Society and much more. Somebody call The Better Business Bureau because this week the gals are breaking every perfume rule AND labor law in the book!Want to beam up to P...2024-02-221h 43

Nose CandyEp 35: The Patchouli-sodeOur little loud mouths are back on their sode box to talk about the most misunderstood genus of the Dead Nettle family: patchouli! It's a veritable Monster's Ball as the ladies crack open Y2K energy drinks, sniff cider scents, call in short kings, and debate the global high-end nail polish monopoly. Chloe shops her closet, Maddie falls back in love with her collection, and the ladies pay homage to a goth icon with the same name as a Costa Mesa mom. Want to smell like a girl who once was a woman? What about Carlton, the bisexual wiccan fr...2024-02-151h 28

Nose CandyEp 34: Miss Mary Maack (feat. Lara Marie Schoenhals)Big day here at Nose Candy HQ: this week the gals are joined by none other than writer, comedian and podcast luminary Lara Marie Schoenhals! Lara, a lifelong perfume enjoyer and iconic candlehead, sat down with Chloe and Maddie to chat about a 90s perfume standby, Gap Grass. Listen in as the gals discuss the difference between mowed astroturf and sexy meadows, the intersection of vagina frags and piss perfume, and (of course) debate the pheromone myth. Want to smell like a grass merkin? What about the Pirates of the Caribbean ride? A kermit core summer salad? Grab your fig leave...2024-02-081h 57

Nose CandyEp 33: I Bought it 4 The BottleThis week two beautiful immaculate women judge a book by its MFing cover and rate perfumes according to their outsides. Listen along as our little aesthetes share the frags they bought just for the bottle and discuss whether the juice inside stacks up. The GuGu dolls review a Patti LaBelle perfume, ponder a desexualized scent, sniff a frag that smells like Fun Stripe gum, and reveal an iconic Billy Madison bottle. All that plus Chloe's indecent Uber proposal, Maddie's run-in with a pre-Instagram reality star and an answer to the eternal question: are perfume bottles just vaginas by another na...2024-02-011h 50

Nose CandyEp 32: Soap Stars (feat. Madeleine Kunkle)Make room on the casting couch: this week the Nose Candy gals are joined by die hard fraghead, artist, and trend-setting fashion designer Madeleine Kunkle! Maddy sits down with Chloe and Maddie to discuss the topic of Hollywood perfumes, browse "PerfumeCelebritiesWear.com", and decode the difference between celebrity frags and frags worn by celebrities. They're covering everything from Aromatics Elixir-inspired fashion at the Latin Grammys to cupcakes in the locker room to Windex perfume (with a side of the BRAT diet). Looking to smell like a baddie on Entourage? What about strawberry Bubble Yum from 711? Nerf ball push-up bra a...2024-01-251h 42

Nose CandyEp 31: Yes, And?Happy New Year little sniffies. This week the ladies are sober, caffeinated, and back in the scented saddle to forecast the biggest perfume trends of 2024. From chock full-o-nuts to anorexic perfumes to uncrustable frags to dusty sap to pissy pee pees, our little oracles are gazing into their crystal balls to see what the f*ck this year will smell like. Smell along as Maddie and Chloe share their research on the ancient tribe of the Los Feliz Wide Brim Hat Girl, threaten to wear rim job perfume on a date, and get buycurious on Fragrancenet. Rip open a bag of...2024-01-181h 21

Nose CandyEp 30.5: Do the DewRoller queens unite! This week the ladies couldn't meet IRL so they're sharing a sneaky little bonus ep. Want to smell like rose stem and tree sap? How about french vanilla ice cream? Velvet skin? Tune in, turn on, sniff out.***Fragrances Discussed:Falling by Ramp Tramp Tramp Stamp Basilica by Milano FragranzeOdette Parfum Co. Pas de ChatOdette Parfum Co. Petit Gateau Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.2024-01-0419 min

Nose CandyEp 30: Ozempic OrchidsIt's party season which means your girls are celebrating their Year of Rest and Manifestation with two ice-cold Gurus and matching two-day hangovers. This week the ladies attend a rave, unpack the Mother God documentary, co-host a perfume white smellephant, and test out a new sound cue in the editing suite. Maddie celebrates her birthday with jell-o shots and a case of amnesia while Chloe shares her white elephant strategy and reveals a celebrity crush. All that plus Muji perfume aesthetics, a new (ungodly) euphemism for bottoming, arugula accords, the world's sexiest skin scent, and yet another frag that smells...2023-12-281h 43

Nose CandyEp 29: Q4uoriaThis week the ladies are living out their piña colada fantasy and going all-inclusive at Sandals Resorts! That's right, they're talking about their favorite vacation frags for fun in the sun, a Vegas strip club, or simply to terrify everyone near you on your flight. Listen as the gals John Cage the house down boots and bravely ask: Are there more than four hot men in Los Feliz? Is it a leap year for cuffing season? What does old lady breath smell like? Is it a perfume or a Gauguin painting? All that PLUS pissy hay, Colgate original, cougar sce...2023-12-211h 32

Nose CandyEp 28.5: Nose Candy WrappedThis was supposed to be a bonus but the ladies couldn't stop gabbing: It's the Nose Candy year in frag review! Chloe and Maddie share their Top 5 frags of the year, reveal their average monthly spend on fragrance (terrifying), and offer up the perfect bad mood perfume. All that plus umami frags, salad perfume, wind chime scents, a vermin fragrance, and the smell of clean sex toys. Dying to know the ten perfumes that rocked our girls in 2023? Tune in to see who made it to the very sloppy toppy of the list!***Frag...2023-12-1357 min

Nose CandyEp 28: The Holiday Gift-isodeIt's finally here: The Nose Candy Holiday Gift Guide! The ladies put their persona marketing experience to work to share the perfect prezzies for your nearest and dearest. This week they're hitting all the high notes and that means rubbery rhubarb, grass flavored popsicle, freaked up banana, and (of course) eau de pussÿ. Looks like this year Santa brought a hot, wet, juicy episode of Nose Candy just for you. Now get on your knees and say thank you :)***Fragrances Discussed:Bath and Body Works Golden Honeycomb candleWil...2023-12-0758 min

Nose CandyEp 27: I Now Pronounce You Chuck and LarryIt's a classic for a reason. This week your favorite brunetted divas are talking about classique perfumes that have stood the test of (their) time. Tune in as they consider the butterfly effect of Santal 33, beg to sample a gorgonzola perfume, and finally dare to ask: what the fuck is oakmoss? If you'd like to smell like a pair of double Ds or a decision made in a boardroom, press play now or forever hold your peace.***Fragrances Discussed:Bo by LiisMolecule 01 by Escentric Molecules 2023-12-011h 17

Nose CandyEp 26.5: The Comeback (feat. Steve Gontarski)Steve was such an iconic guest that the ladies just had to eke out 25 more minutes before letting him out of their grasp. That's right, this week the brilliant and sexy Steve Gontarski is back to finish what he started with some throwback frags, holy grails, and a cacio e pepe perfume hot off the presses. Last ep left you wanting more? Hold still, Maddie and Chloe are here to administer your fragrance fix.Follow Steve Gontarski on Tik Tok @myscentcollection and Insta @stevengontarski.***Fragrances Discussed:Mortel Noir by...2023-11-2225 min

Nose CandyEp 26: It's Giving Master Class (feat. Steve Gontarski)This week the ladies sit down with none other than world-famous fragrance influencer, LA perfume legend, and die-hard fraghead Steve Gontarski! You may know Steve from the @luckyscent instagram, as the manager of Scent Bar LA, or from his iconic frag reviews on Tik Tok. The gals find themselves honored, humbled, and absolutely obsessed as they chat with Steve about a veritable symphony of frags. Listen to them argue over the difference between Fran Drescher and Fran Liebovitz perfumes, reminisce about 2001 fashion merchandising, bond over the coziness of shampoo frags, rally against patchouliphobia and more. If you're looking for a Mas...2023-11-162h 06

Nose CandyEp 25: The Blind Leading the BlindWho's feeling lucky? This week the ladies roll the dice, pray to the perfume gods and finally click "add to cart." That's right, they're discussing the polarizing topic of fragrance Blind Buys and sharing the good, the bad and the completely random. It's a veritable potpourri of salon core aesthetics, shopping mall memories, drugstore standbys and a fragrance note described simply as Pure Cloud. Follow along as Maddie and Chloe tackle this week's tough questions: Is Olivia Rodrigo the only hope for our youth? Is it ever a good idea to buy a used perfume on Ebay? Is the price o...2023-11-101h 28

Nose CandyEp 24: Too Weird to WearWell, they've finally done it. The ladies have found the freaky-deakiest frags that are too weird for even them to wear... or are they? Who wants to smell like a diorama in The Natural History Museum? What about a tangerine on fire? Honeyed goat cheese anyone? If you are looking to fall in love with a perfume that confuses everyone around you, you've come to the right place! ***Fragrances Discussed:Akro Ink Tom Ford Neroli PortofinoByredo M/MinkJorum Studio ParadisiPaloma Pi...2023-11-011h 17

Nose CandyEp 23: Horsing AroundGet ready to really let your frag flag fly because this week the ladies are talking about positively ghoulish scents for Halloween. Listen in as they get skunked, keep warm under a campfire blanket, find the perfect duo costume, and finally apologize to the font community. Questions posed: Would you rather smell like Rodeo from Rock of Love or Tilda Swinton? Does Chloe have the perfume taste of a Gen-Xer? Will Maddie finally sport a breast plate this halloween? All this plus the perfect perfume formula to smell like a disgraced Los Angeles fine-dining legend. Pour up your Guru and get...2023-10-191h 25

Nose CandyEp 22: Haunted Hot Girl WalkWho's in the mood for some fresh froot? This week the ladies meet to discuss everyone's favorite topic: dating! They reveal their perfect date frags, their best and worst rendez-vous, and finally agree on what disappointment smells like. All that plus brunette vs blonde perfumes, a fragrance simulacrum, a sloppy toppy stoppy, and butterface scents. Maddie gets catfished and shares the perfect frag for getting laid at a wedding, while Chloe explains why if a guy's wearing sandalwood, she sandal wouldn't. If you like the sound of censor beeps and the smell of red flags and burning tires, you'll love th...2023-10-131h 22

Nose CandyEp 21: Set it and Fragret ItThis week the ladies take on a controversial topic: Fragrets, i.e. those frags that maybe didn't need to make it all the way into the cart after all. Listen as they discuss epic blind buys, perfume second tries, and a fragrance that smells deep fried. Chloe enters her convalescent cinephile era, Maddie climbs back on her Kyse bottle soapbox, and the gals debate which perfume was worn by Harvey Milk. All that plus an Ex Machina fragrance, a dirty little period piece, the art world's crippling fragrophobia, and a perfume application hot take you will NOT want to miss...2023-10-041h 17

Nose CandyEp 20: The Artist is Present (feat. Casey Jane Ellison)You are in for a treat this week hunnies! The ladies are joined by none other than performance art superstar, web series pioneer, and Los Angeles icon of style, the notorious Casey Jane Ellison! Listen in as Casey sits down with Maddie and Chloe to debate some of today's most pressing issues: Do you wash your feet? What does a big glossy art book smell like? Is Chloe's ankle tattoo a starfish or a graphic representation of her home state of New Jersey? All this PLUS latex wedding looks, red vines, a vinyl chair in a North Hollywood auto body sh...2023-09-201h 55

Nose CandyEp. 19: I Dream of KaiaWell now they've really done it! The ladies have listened to your voicemails and are ready to finally answer the question: what is THE definitive gay guy scent? Listen to them drink too much Guru organic energy, admit their undying love for Santal 33, and revisit style icon Justin Bobby. Chloe reveals a bisexual awakening and Maddie finally comes out as an ally. They're here, they're queer (?) get used to it.***Fragrances Discussed:Pink sugar by AquolinaAngel by MuglerTonka Cola by ManceraJean Paul Ga...2023-09-131h 01

Nose CandyEp 18: Mummies in Michaels (feat. Sam Buck)This week the frag hags are in for a very special treat: Chloe and Maddie welcome Nose Candy's inaugural guest, gay country rockstar and LA icon, Sam Buck! Sam and the ladies contemplate shoplifting at Joann's, the declining popularity of ball odor, date rape graphic design, and finally dare to ask: what exactly makes a gay guy perfume? If you're looking to smell like a reusable shopping bag, big milky tatas, or a fresh urinal cake you have come to the right place! Can't get enough Sam Buck? Go stream his EP Out of Control on Spotify...2023-09-061h 30

Nose CandyEp 17: The DupisodeYour favorite bloodhounds are blessed, booked, and ready to sniff out the wheat from the chaff. This week they couldn't help but wonder: Is Walt Disney the original dupe-master? Is sapiosexuality a myth? Is it perfume or.....something else? Follow along as they discuss their favorite fragrance dupes, debate the growing popularity of orange marshmallow farts, and demand that more hot uber drivers wear sweatpants. Want to smell like dryer sheets? What about a tween on the eve of her bat mitzvah? Grab your faux fruitchouli and pour up your grape soda frag hags, this is a good one....2023-08-311h 06

Nose CandyEp 16: Christian Girl AutumnSearching for the best scent to wear on a walk of shame? Well call your Uber and throw on last night's thong because the ladies are discussing everyone's favorite topic: hangover perfumes! This week the gals advise on fragrance merchandising, debunk a perfume myth, and toast to a creative Renaissance, all while trying not to puke up last night's tequila sodas. Chloe maintains her reign as Los Angeles' queen of country and Maddie returns to the perfume-making lab to master a Pink Sugar dupe. Follow along as the fraghags get patched up, share their much-rehearsed hangover prevention techniques, doubt their...2023-08-241h 18

Nose CandyEp 15: Blame It On My JuiceWho’s ready for a hot yeast injection? This week Chloe tries her luck in Vegas, Maddie shares her pickup game, and the two ladies finally manage to score the best table at BJs. Listen as they debate the scent of the summer, share their respective criteria and trademark their newest venture: a scented coochie wash :) Hold on to your taints and get ready to over-apply because your fave frag freaks are back and more unhinged than ever!***Fragrances Discussed:Akro SmokeAkro BakeUna Tira d’Altra b...2023-08-171h 27

Nose CandyEp 14: French VanillaSecure your jaunty little chapeau and log into Amazon Prime because the Nose Candy gals are back from summer vacation! Take a journey with them from the bargain basement to The Galleria to the beaches of Sorrento as they discuss tube top politics, Arabian night aesthetics, plastic swimwear and Nivea perfume. Maddie runs away to Marseille and hires a male stripper on Long Island and while Chloe trolls r/fragrance and enters her zero waste era.***Fragrances Discussed:Les Belles Fragrances Eau de Cologne by Prestige de MentonThe...2023-08-091h 04

Nose CandyEp 13: The Two GendersGod it smells good to be back! This week the ladies roll up their sleeves, expose their dainty little wrists, and spritz on some sugar AND spice. Listen in as they analyze their bitchy sherbit dreams, trade catfishing tales, and open the door to Italian guys with wet hair smells. Chloe reads The Idol for filth and escapes from New York while Maddie attends Dyke Day and rocks out on stage. Has their search for the perfect breakfast cereal perfume finally ended? Are pheromones a myth? Can a Muppet perfume be sexy? All this and more from your favorite celibacy...2023-06-291h 16

Nose CandyEp 12: Thank You For Believing In My WeirdnessCome hop into the fruit bowl after a brief hiatus! This week, Team Pretty Bitches smell some 70s potpourri, shop for rotting fruit at the farmers market, listen to AI-generated pop, and talk MFA frags. Chloe buys seven (!) frags and burns CDs at the library while Maddie defends NFTs against angry men and continues her search for life-changing perfume.***Fragrances Discussed:Spirit Cask by Jorum StudiosComme des Garçon Wonderwood Chokedee by Strangers ParfumerieComme des Garçon MarseillesTocadil...2023-06-141h 37

Nose CandyEp 11: Milkvetch + CatchflyThis week the ladies avoid children, rally against sysphian beauty standards, and make an argument against bed frames. Smell along as they sniff eraserhead perfumes, kush accords, nail polish remover, 3-day old t-shirts, and milkvetch. Malibu yogurt covered pine needles, tan moms, Nepo baby models, Gen-X typefaces, creative director boudoirs, and perfume that smells like nothing at all? It's just another day in the life of these two psycho scent-obsessed sickos!***Fragrances Discussed:Gorseland by Jorum StudiosRose highland by Jorum StudiosHealing Berry by Jorum Stud...2023-05-261h 43

Nose CandyEp 10: Tomb RaiderWanna smell a dead body? This week your favorite frag freaks talk corpse fragrances, tomb perfume, cheeseburger music, and an anise ménage à trois. Follow along as they explore Zoologist aesthetics, straight guys in gay bars, American Juniors, and Charli XCX. Chloe takes WeHo by storm and joins an eating-ass-skin support group, while Maddie shares her perfume wishlist and a new SUR to-go concept. Get ready to pull out your notepad and leave your brain at home this week sniffies!***Fragrances Discussed:Glossier YouMasque Milano l'AttesaL'Heu...2023-05-171h 52

Nose CandyEp 9: Buscemi vs BellMake room in the booth because this week the ladies are attending their first ever scent fair! Get ready with them as they talk about mirepoix perfumes, Ricola notes, leather weather, and the appeal of smelling like an old pocketbook. They analyze Diesel's answer to Mugler's Angel, debate a croissant frag, and reveal a newfound Fragrantica hack. Maddie reconsiders a Fragrancenet return and defends lipstick perfume while Chloe ships a frag from Italy and reflects on post-transition doppelgänger upgrades.***Fragrances Discussed:Kyphi by Olympic OrchidsDev #2 The Main Ac...2023-05-101h 38

Nose CandyEp 8: Miss Hari Bo (If You're Nasty)Who's in the mood for some Noseplay? This week your favorite consenting adults use the safe word LOEWE while discussing sex shop perfumes, bar mitzvah aesthetics, buttery fecundity, Berghain, and fuck you fragrances. Join the ladies on a pilgrimage to Scent Bar, follow along while Chloe directs a porn and listen closely to hear Maddie's jaw audibly hit the floor on mic. Just another perfect perfume illusion with these two kinky frag freaks! ***Fragrances Discussed:Sécrétions Magnifique by Etat Libre D'OrangeYou or Someone Like You by Et...2023-05-031h 35

Nose CandyEp 7: The Maiden, The Mother, and The CroneJoin our little oenophiles this week as they discuss alcoholic frags, hot grandmas, sponge notes, the scent of blood, and sandwiches with middle names. Learn the ladies' perfume application techniques, what to order at Schwartz and Sandy's, how to commit insurance fraud, and the difference between Puss's Boots and Minnie's heels. Chloe compromises her stomach lining and visits New Jersey's answer to Scent Bar, while Maddie argues for Portlandia aesthetics and guesses Antonio Banderas' net worth.***Fragrances Discussed:Lattafa AjwadEtat Libre d'Orange Sécrétions MagnifiqueBacca...2023-04-271h 52

Nose CandyEp 6: Eau de RoachThis week your favorite financial analysts talk perfume economics, the Kafka effect, fragrance gatekeeping and bandaid scents, all while stimulating the economy from behind. They compromise the Nose Candy Lab with butter candles but press forward in their double blind analysis of perfume layering, hot mom frags, dental reassignment surgery and TJ Maxx colorways. Chloe reveals her dating app easter eggs and shops for perfume in a fugue state; Maddie bemoans her latest fragrets and contacts FragranceNet customer support.***Fragrances Discussed:Akro SmokeAkro InkEric Buter...2023-04-191h 49

Nose CandyEp 5: The Bagel of It AllTune your lute and straighten your Friar Tuck wig because your favorite frag heads are getting medieval this week. Tune in as the ladies discuss dopamine dressing, toxic perfume positivity, Lisa Rinna's Rapunzel scent, and Tyra Banks' disgusting breakfast ritual. Chloe reveals her beef with Marie Kondo and how she lost weight on the spaghetti diet, while Maddie gets her colors done and goes green with fragrance envy.***Fragrances Discussed:Gloam by AesopBasilica by Milano FragranzeCoven by Andrea MaackMugler Angel (obviously)...2023-04-131h 36

Nose CandyEp 4: SbagliatoThirsty? This week your favorite perfume conspiracy theorists go Becky Buckwild and spill the Sobacha! The ladies dish about cornflake perfume, squeaky spicy green notes, The Woman, adulterer body types, and making friends with Uber drivers, all while holding court at Byredo. Get out your notebooks while they explain how to wear expired perfume, which dating apps the Vanderpump Rules cast use, and the difference between grandma and old lady frags. ***Fragrances Discussed:Byredo Mixed EmotionByredo Gypsy WaterChanel AllureDior SauvageAk...2023-03-291h 30

Nose CandyEp 3: Feelin' Nagarmantha The girls go gaga, crack open a bottle of Txakolina, and dare to ask: was she ACTUALLY born this way? Tune in to learn about vanilla bug spray, British boy bands, lumberperson perfumes, fish gowns, bizarro Samantha Jones, and the private lives of rare coin collectors. Maddie talks about her favorite herbalist and buys a fragrance from Walmart while Chloe attends an event and gets fired from the pod due to an HR violation.***Fragrances Discussed:Comme des Garçons CopperAngel by MuglerBasilica by Milano...2023-03-221h 11

Nose CandyEp 2: Spray, Delay, and Walk AwayThis week on the pod, your girlies deep dive into the Cartesian Coordinate System to chart the intersection of thrift store scents and children’s library perfumes. Follow along as they find The White Space between the Byredo font, wet concrete, Paige Denim, and the bottomless mimosa plant.Chloe reveals a crush on a master nose, Maddie saves up for a $210 bottle and our little trend forecasters predict the return of Skel Fab in 2023.***Fragrances Discussed:OR/ 2018 by A. N OtherPS I Love You by B...2023-03-151h 23

Nose CandyEp 1: Bougie BitchesOn today’s episode, Chloe and Maddie talk about FB (full bottle) regrets, salad perfume, Adrienne Maloof's hair tinsel, MILF Manor, papyrus notes, big bean energy, swarm mode, addictive personalities, and how to pronounce rhododendron.The gals each pull a tarot card, Chloe introduces a controversial new segment, and the Undercover Sociologists bravely ask:Do base notes all smell the same?Where were you during Miley's 2013 VMA performance?What does patchouli actually look like?Who are the nefarious forces behind the scenes at Fragrantica?...2023-03-081h 29