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Chronically Fully SickDestroying the Fap-ric of SocietyWe're back! With another foulmouthed, under-researched episode! Probably wouldn't listen to this with your kids around? Even through we talk about Healthy Harold a bunch, pictured here with our mascots, Noodle and Babs. Listen to Jo on Trillbilly Worker's Party Halloween Special..stay for the rampant leftism and cute accentsJo: Victorian election promises about women's health clinicsChloe: Twitter going haywire and big loss to disability community, NEISVoid etc here Jo hates Spiderman- https://www.cbr.com/spiderverse-ableism-sun-spider-marvel/ https://screenrant.com/marvel-new-spider-verse-hero-real-disease-struggle/ AND... Chloe tweeting about caning itPlease let us know where y...2022-11-241h 30
Chronically Fully SickHyperbaric HottiezCHRONICALLY FULLY SICK SCANDAL UPDATE: Chloe and Jo sleep nude in an oxygen tent which they believe gives them sexual powers! (Hey, that's only a half truth.)Hi, we're back after yet another """inadvertent hiatus""" (us being flare bears) but hey, thats what you get with such chronically fully sick hosts such as us! This ep we get into: k*t treatments, learning by accident what UTI's can turn into, Stranger Things being accidentally good and accessible, Lizzo accidentally being ableist, whether it's better to give up hope for a cure, body neutrality, an update of...2022-08-071h 28Chronically Fully SickEclectic Medicine Party ZoneBACK FROM HIATUS FOR OUR QUARTER CENTURY YO! Twenty five eps, can you even believe it? We bloody can't. Anyway in this ep, Jo and Chlo chat about: the PM's mysterious sudden interest in endometriosis, the Disability Royal Commission, Bridgerton and King George, and much more. Plus, Jo gets absolutely on one for a special mish-mashed remix of ~Historically Fully Sick v Quack Watch~ with a tale that will make you lose your bleatin' marbles.Finally, another super sexy poem by our poet lorikeet, Jamila Main.p.s. Jo's just...2022-05-041h 21Chronically Fully SickTunnel BunniesThe chicks are back with a spicy episode about the spicy flu AND glowing ostriches, unusual cheese alternatives, Byron Bay COVID communion, a Man Who Can't Do Laundry, the worst opinion pieces ever and Spoonie Hotline!Harvard Uni StudyGlowing OstrichesGross opinion piece one and twoTom Tanuki's pieceCDC done a boo boo Kara Schlegl's articleRate, review, subscribe! Send your Spoonie Hotline messages to chronicallyfullysick@gmail.com xx Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.2022-01-291h 38Chronically Fully SickAll Crocodiles Are BeautifulWhoopsie doodle we made this ages agohttps://www.refinery29.com/en-au/australian-disabled-women-ndis-claimshttps://www.broadagenda.com.au/2021/the-ndis-is-letting-women-with-disabilities-down/ Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.2022-01-021h 05Chronically Fully SickBits n BodsAfter a disaster-induced hiatus, the crones of chronic illness are back! This episode, they coverWhat? No ramps at the UN?Kate Moss' daughter's CATWALK SURPRISE!!!!Why w33d laws are still ridicWhich podcast host won Halloween Historical Quack Watch (?) super GAY SICK POETRY and heaps more stuff!**Song this week is "Under the Ivy" by Kate Bush. 2021-11-051h 26Chronically Fully SickThe Tyranny of DoctorcraftHelllooooooo! This episode, our two locked-down heroes discuss Tracey Emin, alternative swearing, (probably don't put this on around kids?) anti-vaxx mates, Guy Sebastian, Nicki Minaj and the history of vaccine dipshittery (spoiler: people have always been sooks about it). Tracey Emin's art and illness (love you babe)Links for loved ones of anti vaxxers-https://www.abc.net.au/news/science/2021-04-27/covid-19-coronavirus-vaccine-anti-vax-conspiracy-friends/100022786https://www.theatlantic.com/family/archive/2019/04/when-families-feud-over-vaccines/587629/https://healthydebate.ca/2017/08/topic/vaccine-safety-hesitancy/OH MY FUCKING GOD, GET THE FUCKING VACCINE ALREADY, YOU FUCKING FUCKSby WENDY MO...2021-09-231h 08Chronically Fully SickSoup ViolenceBrought to you by new sponsors Big Egg and Barrel O’Yams! CFS had got you sorted for rambling incoherence, scream laughing, Peter Evans on a current affair, definitely not fake COVID cures, kitchen tips for sickies and Spoonie Hotline.Reasonable, Necessary and Essential podcastPeter on a Current Affair Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.2021-08-311h 13Chronically Fully SickSick Gentlewomen in Distressed CircumstancesThe two clowns, in lockdown are back! *Now free of seratonin*This Episode- the Disability Royal Commish, FREE BRITNEY, another edition of Historically Fully Sick and SCIENCE STUFF via Spoonie Hotline.!Share your story with the Royal Commission hereMore on Britney SpearsBuck v Bell and Eugenics in the USGood explainer for historical sterilisation of black people: https://nursingclio.org/2017/06/01/the-black-politics-of-eugenics/Twitter links (have a scroll)https://twitter.com/Arrianna_Planey/status/1102241258741907457https://twitter.com/DorothyERoberts/status/11337287259866767362021-07-291h 06Chronically Fully SickYou Better WORK!Chronic full sickness and employment, board game for brain fog, sapphic poetry, vaccinations (again), Chloe is on the telly, and the gals answer the age old question- "can you get COVID from farts?"Disability and employment info-https://gradaustralia.com.au/disability/disclosure-of-disability-the-pros-and-conshttps://gradaustralia.com.au/disability/employment-support-for-people-with-disabilityhttps://www.humanrights.vic.gov.au/for-individuals/disability-and-the-workplace/ Flexible Work Planner Chatbot- https://www.humanrights.vic.gov.au/resources/chat-about-flexible-work/Do i even qualify as disabled? https://www.and.org.au/pages/what-is-a-disability.htmlRecycling blister...2021-07-041h 05Chronically Fully SickDonut Shaped Tiddy RashYay! Another freewheelin' episode with your two favourite silly babies, Chloe and Jo!Disgusting rashes! Vaccinations! Mice Plagues! Drug Trials! And accessibility ain't just about ramps. Also, Jo thought of a new Fibromyalgia cure?Plus Spoonie Hotline! Send a voice memo to chronicallyfullysick@gmail.comSpecialist COVID Vaccination Hub/ The Government Doesn't Care About Disabled PeopleAnti-Vaxxers Target NDIS Workers (sorry, this is Herald Sun, no one should ever read that)MORE! FEMALE! MICE!Bloody fellas, drug trialsJoin the CHRONICALLY FULLY SICK group...2021-06-211h 12Chronically Fully SickA Spoonful of Snake OilA suspiciously oily not-so-sweet 16th episode from the gals, who are clearly Tired and Emotional. In any case, they go to a punk show, discuss Mecca's wellness misfire, chronic illness imposter syndrome, a Quackwatch from the history books and some delicious calls fresh off the crisp and juicy Spoonie Hotline. Including an excerpt read by Sarah Ramey from her new book, The Lady's Handbook for Her Mysterious Illness. Yoni Oil you shouldn't buy8 Ways That Imposter Syndrome Shows Up When You Have a Chronic Illness or DisabilityDynamic DisabilitySnake OilChloe's New BoyfriendFREE PALESTINE- donate to the Palestinian Children's Relief...2021-05-241h 10Chronically Fully SickSmash It UpThey're back! Finally. Apologies for the hiatus, life sh*t happened - you get it. Anyway, they're back chatting about being immune to COVID because they both have fibro, PMDD Awareness Month, disabled legends smashing sh*t and making history, and as always, SPOONIE HOTLINE! Missed yas xoCW: Discussion of suicide, death and trauma in this episode- (there's a warning though)~ LINKS ~Australians with a disability ‘forgotten’ in coronavirus vaccine rollout, advocates say NDIS vaccine rollout failure for people with disability COVID advantage for people with fibromyalgia (?)Long COVID and...2021-04-291h 26
Chronically Fully SickPoor Unfortunate SoulsThey haven't showered, they're scraping their way back from nervous breakdowns, and they're ready to talk about it! Sorry for the lapse in eps – these two hellbeast women love to give advice about how to look after yourself, but they also love to not follow any of it themselves! Very cute and cool and sexy. In episode 14, the gals touch on the real-life effects for spoonies that happened when opioid meds went prescription-only, the weird 'disabled villain' trope that Hollywood loves to lean on, and a brand new QUACK WATCH about bad Goop health ghost man th...2021-03-171h 15Chronically Fully SickLEGENDS ONLYLook, yes it's late but SOME OF US have raging painkiller addictions and full-time jobs alright? So i guess this episode is about some of the chicks' chronically ill and disabled icons and how sick people are represented in the media- this time they're yakking about a SICKENING TV show and a legendary singer and activist. Well, it's a start, because media representation.. that's a whole thing. Anyway, this episode is full of legends, including a new HISTORICALLY FULLY SICK, SPOONIE HOTLINE and the usual steaming hot nonsense. Here's a spoon. You can follow CFS on T...2021-02-251h 07
Chronically Fully SickSangle and Ready to MangleYeah look, this episode is... chaotic. Chloe and Joanna decided to record an episode about dating and sex and relationships when you have chronic illness, and not sure what happened, but it turned into... this. You have no idea how much scream-laughing had to be edited in this episode. They are sorry in advance. Subscribe rate and review I guess? Jesus Christ. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.2021-02-091h 04Chronically Fully SickMullumbimby MurdersOMG CHLOE AND JO ARE BACK! With more of a whimper/whine/cough than a bang really? It's jazzy kinda? Chloe tells everyone her idea for a horror movie (COPYRIGHT!), the gals discuss a new disability beauty range, more ridiculous conspiracy theories, another FLORIDA MAN story, threaten an entire town, deliver a new edition of HISTORICALLY FULLY SICK, and talk about COVID's positives for chronically fully sick babes. Check out the iconic Tara Moss' Facebook, Kohl Kreatives and Guide Beauty, plus this article in the Washington Post.Follow Chronically Fully Sick on Twitter, Instagram, or...2021-01-271h 09
Chronically Fully SickMegapod: 2020 Crossover ExtravaganzaJoin Noon, Travis, Jo & Leah, a ragtag assembly of deep cover agents from the podcasting underground. They emerge blinking like naked mole people into the sunlight to bring you a round-up of this year of our lord, the cursed 2020. That’s right folks, they’re here not to save the world, but to bring you MegaPod.These four highly virile brain geniuses from at least FOUR SEPARATE PODCASTS combine to bring YOU: Aliens! Sex jam! Anal Fistulas, Pope Fights, Weird Al, Juggalos Takeovers and... All the news from 2020!*For complaints regarding bias in boar...2020-12-301h 28
Chronically Fully SickWah Wah Wee WahOkay yeah look first things first, Chloe and Joanna are really sorry about how much they talk about wee in this episode. It's a lot. Like, a lot a lot. Anyway: the chix also discuss some good Chrissy/holiday gifts for spoonies, as well as how to get through the silliest of seasons when you feel like hot garbage! Plus, a triple threat ep that includes QUACK WATCH (*borat voice* wah wah wee wah), HISTORICALLY FULLY SICK, aaaaand SPOONIE HOTLINE! And as a lil Christmas treat, we've got a reading from one of our very own chronic fully sickos, the...2020-12-231h 03
Chronically Fully SickWellness? Sounds Well SussEPISODE NINE BABY! Chlo and Joanna have been fatigued to all gaddamned heck lately, so they found a Netflix doco series about the clusterf*ck that is the wellness industry to binge and rant about - classic stuff. They also delve in the undeniably common link between wellness, conspiracy theories and Nazism (hi Pete), explain how the ‘spoon theory’ began, and also commemorate the wonderful late Stella Young. Chloe also found a tin foil hat book in her parents’ bookshelf about how to ‘cure’ arthritis or some nonsense, so of course she had to do QUACK WATCH and read out über-b...2020-12-091h 17
Chronically Fully SickThe Big Casino ft. Nadine ChemaliPhwoooooar, episode 8! Sorry it's a spot late, but the gals have got an absolute corker for you. Chloe and Jo welcome their second chronically fully sick guest, the wonderful and talented Nadine Chemali!! This ep delves into stuff like having kids when you're a spoonie, how much investigative surgeries suck a heap of shit, cultural differences that can exist in the world of pain and chronic illness, and how disgustingly rife the medical industry is with fatphobia (about which Nadine has an absolute CRACKER of a story). Also WOOOO MORE SPOONIE HOTLINE! thanks love you bye...2020-11-261h 09
Chronically Fully SickAn A-Hole in the K-HoleThem hectic brain foggo gals are back with episode 7! Chloe and Joanna get to yakking about stuff like:the long-term effects of COVID-19 and whether we could be looking at a whole new generation of spoonies after this pandemicketamine treatmentsgetting needles in their sexy facesChloe having a nice spasm mid-recordingP*te 'Dogshit' Ev*ns, as alwaysthat time a farmer fondly referred to Jo as 'an ox of a woman' while she was anaesthetic-ed up to her eyeballsOUR BRAND NEW SEGMENT, THE SPOONIE HOTLINE!!and much more xoxoYou can follow Chronically Fully Sick on...2020-11-1056 min
Chronically Fully SickSun's Out, Bums OutEpisode six, you sexy sick babes!! Chloe and Joanna delve into topics like buttchugging the sun (...sorry), how good pets and animals are at making us feel better when we're having a rubbish time with our bodies and brains, and how the opioid crisis has affected people who live with chronic illness and chronic pain. There's a new QUACK WATCH and a HISTORICALLY FULLY SICK about a spoonie and disability icon whose general badassery is truly stunning and life-giving. Also, Chloe is left speechless after Joanna tags her in a DISGUSTING photo mid-ep, which is excellent for the aural...2020-10-2756 min
Chronically Fully SickSurvival of the SiCkEsTEpisode 5! Chloe and Joanna have been flare bears together, but they still dragged themselves to a microphone to talk about the concept of reclaiming and/or taking control of pain after they watched a doco about the legendary chronically ill performance artist and BDSM legend Bob Flanagan. They also talk about their own ways of using pain to treat pain (with additional input from some angel sickies in the CFS group), Bill and Ted and the creepy new Netflix series Ratched, plus Jo does a burp that you can hear (a miracle it took until episode five for this...2020-10-121h 00Chronically Fully SickI'm Burger BabyYes! It's episode 4! Chloe and Joanna discuss how excellent it is that there's so many books about chronic illness coming out lately, do yet another QUACK WATCH about curing your fibromyalgia with the Bible (¯\_(ツ)_/¯) and also delve into a new segment called HISTORICALLY FULLY SICK where they have a respectful chat about a nice lil' mummy called Ötzi. They've also made some realisations about baby names, and finally acknowledged they probably both need exorcisms. Good for them!You can follow Chronically Fully Sick here:@ChronicFullSick on Twitter@chronicallyfullysick on InstaLearn...2020-09-2854 minChronically Fully SickBeauty/Poopy QueensChloe and Joanna yak it out about the every spoonie's most hated phrase ('but you don't look sick!!'), imposter syndrome and choosing to identify as a disabled person, how unfeasibly hot Kylo Ren is, delve into yet another ~QUACK WATCH~ and they also try to become beauty influencers (lmaoooooo). They also welcome their first guest: the stunning and illuminating angel Daphne Camf, a Melbourne-based perfumer and musician (NO ZU and SaD), who speaks about her experiences with endometriosis, vulvodynia, IBS, PMDD, fecal microbial transplants and more. ~THE STUNNING DAPHNE CAMF~ Daphne Camf...2020-09-1556 minChronically Fully SickI Am Not A DoctorChloe and Joanna have some nice polite conversations about poo and IUDs, as well as bitching out a lot of bad doctors and discussing how the global pandemic has affected accessibility. They absolutely cooked the sound in the middle there, but to be honest, it’s what Pete Evans deserves. (They’re working on it, bless their cotton socks.) Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.2020-08-3144 minChronically Fully SickNumero UnoYour tumultuous introduction to the Chronically Fully Sick podcast. Mi casa es su casa.In this inaugural episode, Chloe and Joanna discuss chronic pain, pills, Fibromyalgia, Yvie Oddly, Kathleen Hanna, y*ga and rude advice.We swear a lot and Jo’s gone absolutely bloody nuts with a soundboard. We’re underwater aurally and metaphorically - please send help. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.2020-08-1645 min