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Two and a half beers#27 - Choc is going on Big BrotherTop 5 list - THANKS Honest Beers for coming on this episode with us.... Fan mail embarrassing stories, beer of the week and we find out if Choc is actually going on Big Brother or not? Mountain Goat does not miss.
2025-08-2551 minTwo and a half beers#26 - We're living in a simulationWhat is life? We have no idea and join us as we try to figure it out. Shit gets weird
2025-07-2839 minTwo and a half beers#25 - A junkie tried to kill meNo run sheet? No worries! This week a junkie tried to kill choc ( sorta ) and we go off the track with little to no preparation at all and still manage to get out one of our best episodes to date! 1 hour ramble really takes a turn. Josh's turn for an embarrassing story doesn't disappoint
2025-07-2042 minTwo and a half beers#24 - Danny Rants, Australia's best story tellerThis week Danny Rants joins us for some incredible stories and non stop banter which is probably our favourite episode so far (which we say every week). Hope you enjoy it ! You can find Danny on socials @dannyrants for more content!
2025-07-0557 minTwo and a half beers#23 - Tom Siegert: The Suburban FootballerWe have a very special guest Tom Siegert telling us all his great footy stories. Some embarrassing and one legendary goal he kicked which is easily the greatest goal/story on earth. Beer review as always and one very messed up finger
2025-06-1856 minTwo and a half beers#22 - Coffee should be illegalEmbarrassing story as always. Coffee should be illegal. AFL would you rathers and a whole bunch of rubbish
2025-05-2951 minTwo and a half beers#21 - Politics and PornWe speak about politics for far too long which takes a turn. The AFL Coin toss needs to change ! Embarrassing story from a fan at the end
2025-05-1549 minTwo and a half beers#20 - Season 2We are back for another season of the pod. New studio, New segments, New sponsors but the same old shit. Josh has turned himself into a fitness freak while Choc is concerned he's putting on heaps of weight. Also Dad life is easy... apparently
2025-05-0244 minTwo and a half beers#19 - Prison break is dumbPrison break sucks and we honestly hate drinking all the beers every time we go to the pub. Spewin!
2024-11-0659 minTwo and a half beers#18 - We're not going anywhere !Pranks are hilarious but also heartbreaking for everyone. This one has backfired and we're not happy. Embarrassing stories continue and we phone a friend for a fun fact!
2024-10-1856 minTwo and a half beers#17 - We're going to Ireland!The boys land a huge deal and are heading to IRELAND!
Also embarrassing stories continue with some funny "would you rathers"
stay tuned for pranks gone wrong...
2024-10-161h 14Two and a half beers#16 - Dad LifeMark Holden joins the pod to tell us everything about that iconic TOUCHDOWN moment and Choc gets some dad advice while Josh tells another embarrassing story.
2024-09-141h 04Two and a half beers#15 - Raygun comes to WarrandyteWe're really happy with our NEW podcast studio at the Grand Hotel Warrandyte. Which we mentioned 600 times. Raygun joins the pod and we don't forget how to talk to eachother. Boring as, wouldn't recommend
2024-08-291h 10Two and a half beers#14 - The boys are back in town!New studio, New segments, New Beers, New sponsors... same boring podcast !
2024-08-091h 04Two and a half beers#13 - Slumber parties for menAfter a well earned break we're back and no better than ever. We decided to get drunk and Josh also decided to actually talk for once which was nice. Plenty of lessons in this one. Hope you all learn something
2024-07-291h 15Two and a half beers#12 - Coach of the yearWe get a very special guest on and talk all things footy ( and rubbish) actually mainly rubbish but listen anyway thanks.
Coin toss is back.
and of course calling our "favourite" pub
2024-06-1255 minTwo and a half beers#11 - Undercover BossWe realise that saying you're the undercover boss gets you out of any situation. We annoy some Carlton Fans and make a new friend named Troy. Also respect your elders and the umpires
2024-05-191h 18Two and a half beers#10 - Coin toss, Dog-tors & Rock Paper ScissorsTurns out we love the coin toss in the AFL. Dogs and Doctors have a great life and nobody says "scissors" first in rock paper scissors.
2024-05-111h 03Two and a half beers#9 - We're all joining the mile high clubThe podcast turns into a Collingwood podcast for way too long. Everyone shares some embarrassing and not so embarrassing stories and we remind Northcote Social Club that they still don't have a pool table
2024-05-061h 20Two and a half beers#8 - Canadians don't mow their lawnsThe boys have a surprise guest who has an unlimited amount of stories. Good rule of thumb is don't smoke weed, don't play footy and never trust a Canadian ( maybe )
2024-04-241h 46Two and a half beers#7 - Trump, Biden & sex in the garageJosh tells an embarrassing story about sex in the garage and we sing about 6 times which literally no one asked for.
Choc is getting fat which is totally fine and AI is taking over the world....which is fine
2024-04-141h 32Two and a half beers#6 - Female God & a ThreesomeWe find out who the real god is and Choc talks about the time he had a threesome & it's 100% not good at all !
Also we lose our minds and forget we're recording
2024-03-201h 12Two and a half beers#5 - LYIN WITH RYAN & Homewares businessRyan joins the pod for his new segment and Josh tells a story about his embarrassing moment with Ryans wife Jenna.
Choc is starting to really get annoyed with the Rocca brothers.
But positive news the pod has its first sponsor!
#DECKTEK
2024-03-071h 05Two and a half beers#4 - Sew EmbarrassingThe boys have their first live call on the pod and Choc tells his embarrassing story.
The WTF segment gets heated and we're thinking about finding a new job for the Rocca brothers
2024-03-061h 06Two and a half beers#3 - Mile High ClubJosh tells his first embarrassing story, while Choc still recovers from his Bucks weekend.
'I'M A MAN'
2024-02-2244 minTwo and a half beers#2 - Dan Vogl, Hard Rubbish & Black Out DrunkChoc meets his wedding singer and Josh loves hard rubbish.... a lot!
Turns out Dan Vogl can pretty much play every single song in the world. Search him on Spotify and Socials for more !
2024-02-1545 minTwo and a half beers#1: Explaining The Pod...Finding our feet and really trying hard not to swear... add this episode with the list of embarrassing things to talk about.
What's the deal with daylight savings anyway ?
2024-02-0833 min