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The Untitled Twitch Stream PodcastThe Untitled Twitch Stream Podcastthe last recorded show with chris and john and darknessTHE DARKNESS THE LAST EPISODE (RECORDED)Check out our websites, socials and solo Twitch channels:Chris: https://www.thechrisbetts.com/ * https://twitter.com/mrchrisbetts/ * https://www.instagram.com/mrchrisbetts/ * https://twitch.tv/chrisbetts/ * https://www.facebook.com/chrisbettsisntfunnyJohn: https://www.thejohnhastings.com/ * https://twitter.com/thejohnhastings/ * https://www.twitch.tv/johnhastingscomedy * https://www.facebook.com/thejohnhastings * https://www.instagram.com/thejohnhastings/ *Ashley: https://twitter.com/AManComedian * https://www.instagram.com/AManComedian/ * https://www.twitch.tv/AManComedianWatch us live on http://twitch.tv/untitledtwitchstream2023-07-0545 minThe Untitled Twitch Stream PodcastThe Untitled Twitch Stream PodcastCHRIS AND JOHN ARE HEREthrowback to jan 2021Check out our websites, socials and solo Twitch channels:Chris: https://www.thechrisbetts.com/ * https://twitter.com/mrchrisbetts/ * https://www.instagram.com/mrchrisbetts/ * https://twitch.tv/chrisbetts/ * https://www.facebook.com/chrisbettsisntfunnyJohn: https://www.thejohnhastings.com/ * https://twitter.com/thejohnhastings/ * https://www.twitch.tv/johnhastingscomedy * https://www.facebook.com/thejohnhastings * https://www.instagram.com/thejohnhastings/ *Ashley: https://twitter.com/AManComedian * https://www.instagram.com/AManComedian/ * https://www.twitch.tv/AManComedianWatch us live on http://twitch.tv/untitledtwitchstreamFind...2023-07-0247 minThe Untitled Twitch Stream PodcastThe Untitled Twitch Stream PodcastAnnouncement timeSorry Troggies, John and Ashley have a difficult announcement to make. Turns out Chris has been secretly gay this whole time, and as you know, we are not a podcast that promotes diversity in any way, so we have had to excommunicate him from the show. Okay but seriously, listen in because we have a legitimate announcement to make and it's a doozy. We're sad. But also, Ashley is just fucking useless at keeping personal information to herself, and Ryan Tubridy has been in the news, so enjoy this episode!! Ashley's haircut: https://www.justgiving.com...2023-06-2545 minThe Untitled Twitch Stream PodcastThe Untitled Twitch Stream PodcastSome people become miserable C.Un.t.SWe forgot to talk about Ashley's hat and the shows we're looking forward to at this year's fringe, but HEY EXCLUSIVE, ASHLEY'S DOING A FRINGE SHOW. Watch John's special, donate to Ashley's haircut, and buy tickets to all the shows. If you're in Toronto, Chris is doing things there too, so go find them! Ashley's haircut: https://www.justgiving.com/page/ashley-manning-birthday-trimJohn's Drybar special: https://www.drybarcomedy.com/johnh (USE PROMO CODE JOHNHASTINGS FOR A FREE MONTHTickets to John's Edinburgh show: https://tickets.edfringe.com/whats-on/john-hastings-the-times-they-are-a-john-hastings2023-06-1454 minThe Untitled Twitch Stream PodcastThe Untitled Twitch Stream PodcastAshley's got a new hat.Ashley had a solo vacation and got taken out by a wave. John is breaking all the world's news to her and we start getting excited for the fringe. Chris had to tend to his sexy beard hairs. Check out our websites, socials and solo Twitch channels:Chris: https://www.thechrisbetts.com/ * https://twitter.com/mrchrisbetts/ * https://www.instagram.com/mrchrisbetts/ * https://twitch.tv/chrisbetts/ * https://www.facebook.com/chrisbettsisntfunnyJohn: https://www.thejohnhastings.com/ * https://twitter.com/thejohnhastings/ * https://www.twitch.tv/johnhastingscomedy * https://www.facebook.com/thejohnhastings * https://www...2023-06-1145 minThe Untitled Twitch Stream PodcastThe Untitled Twitch Stream PodcastSun's out, hotties outAshley is back, John is allegedly, Chris's facial hair looks especially good at the moment although we didn't really draw attention to that at any point. Serious discussion on country music and other great content. AxxxJOIN OUR PATREON FOR EXCLUSIVE EXTRA EPISODES... sometimes!Check out our individual websites and socials:Chris: https://www.thechrisbetts.com/ * https://twitter.com/mrchrisbetts/ * https://www.instagram.com/mrchrisbetts/ *John: https://www.thejohnhastings.com/ * https://twitter.com/thejohnhastings/ * https://www.facebook.com/thejohnhastings * https://www...2023-05-1449 minThe Untitled Twitch Stream PodcastThe Untitled Twitch Stream PodcastBrexit? More like Cluster f*ckChris' finances are not in the adult realm, comedians mainly hiding from their real lives, Steve Kerr is Keebler Elf, Lebron James vs Steph Curry is the perfect place to start liking basketball, smart people don't work in finance, Chris drops a brag, Brexit is a hellscape and Blackpool is a dream for Americans, the NRA can eat our dicks, Montreal comedy scene Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.2023-05-101h 01The Untitled Twitch Stream PodcastThe Untitled Twitch Stream PodcastOf course Chris lived in a monasteryChris tells the story of his time in a monastery, it breaks Ashley's slightly hungover brain and honestly she doesn't recover. JOIN OUR PATREON FOR EXCLUSIVE EXTRA EPISODES!Check out our individual websites and socials:Chris: https://www.thechrisbetts.com/ * https://twitter.com/mrchrisbetts/ * https://www.instagram.com/mrchrisbetts/ *John: https://www.thejohnhastings.com/ * https://twitter.com/thejohnhastings/ * https://www.facebook.com/thejohnhastings * https://www.instagram.com/thejohnhastings/ *Ashley: https://twitter.com/AManComedian * https://www...2023-04-2653 minThe Untitled Twitch Stream PodcastThe Untitled Twitch Stream PodcastRobust and MatureJohn is crying and shitting while Ashley and Chris discuss poorly aged films and enjoying comedy you disagree with. JOIN OUR PATREON FOR EXCLUSIVE EXTRA EPISODES!Check out our individual websites and socials:Chris: https://www.thechrisbetts.com/ * https://twitter.com/mrchrisbetts/ * https://www.instagram.com/mrchrisbetts/ *John: https://www.thejohnhastings.com/ * https://twitter.com/thejohnhastings/ * https://www.facebook.com/thejohnhastings * https://www.instagram.com/thejohnhastings/ *Ashley: https://twitter.com/AManComedian * https://www.instagram.com...2023-04-2349 minThe Untitled Twitch Stream PodcastThe Untitled Twitch Stream PodcastLet's get real dumbWe try to rename the podcast, updates on Chris' album, Ashley shows the worst greeting cards in Glasgow, some people have too many kids, debunking people's ideas of the comedian life styleJOIN OUR PATREON FOR EXCLUSIVE EXTRA EPISODES!Check out our individual websites and socials:Chris: https://www.thechrisbetts.com/ * https://twitter.com/mrchrisbetts/ * https://www.instagram.com/mrchrisbetts/ *John: https://www.thejohnhastings.com/ * https://twitter.com/thejohnhastings/ * https://www.facebook.com/thejohnhastings * https://www.instagram.com...2023-04-1644 minThe Untitled Twitch Stream PodcastThe Untitled Twitch Stream PodcastEaster FeasterChris is underwhelmed by UFC pay per view. John muses on eating poo. Ashley is refined as always.Another classic in the bag.JOIN OUR PATREON FOR EXCLUSIVE EXTRA EPISODES!Check out our individual websites and socials:Chris: https://www.thechrisbetts.com/ * https://twitter.com/mrchrisbetts/ * https://www.instagram.com/mrchrisbetts/ *John: https://www.thejohnhastings.com/ * https://twitter.com/thejohnhastings/ * https://www.facebook.com/thejohnhastings * https://www.instagram.com/thejohnhastings/ *...2023-04-0945 minThe Untitled Twitch Stream PodcastThe Untitled Twitch Stream PodcastWhat if we kissed in the David Hasselfhoff DOOMAshley learns to judge less, and gets a surprising screensaver revelation.We find out important public service phone numbers.Chris attempts to defend his subscription to the Wall Street JournalJOIN OUR PATREON FOR EXCLUSIVE EXTRA EPISODES!Check out our individual websites and socials:Chris: https://www.thechrisbetts.com/ * https://twitter.com/mrchrisbetts/ * https://www.instagram.com/mrchrisbetts/ *John: https://www.thejohnhastings.com/ * https://twitter.com/thejohnhastings/ * https://www.facebook.com/thejohnhastings * https://www...2023-04-0650 minThe Untitled Twitch Stream PodcastThe Untitled Twitch Stream PodcastJohn and Chris set the world to rightsA rapid fire of topics as John and Chris bounce off the walls without Ashley to ground them. Try to keep upJOIN OUR PATREON FOR EXCLUSIVE EXTRA EPISODES!Check out our individual websites and socials:Chris: https://www.thechrisbetts.com/ * https://twitter.com/mrchrisbetts/ * https://www.instagram.com/mrchrisbetts/ *John: https://www.thejohnhastings.com/ * https://twitter.com/thejohnhastings/ * https://www.facebook.com/thejohnhastings * https://www.instagram.com/thejohnhastings/ *Ashley: https://twitter...2023-04-0352 minThe Untitled Twitch Stream PodcastThe Untitled Twitch Stream PodcastAshley has a crushJohn's up late, Chris is up early, Ashley's lovelorn. Chaos ensues.Enjoy!JOIN OUR PATREON FOR EXCLUSIVE EXTRA EPISODES!Check out our individual websites and socials:Chris: https://www.thechrisbetts.com/ * https://twitter.com/mrchrisbetts/ * https://www.instagram.com/mrchrisbetts/ * https://thechrisbetts.comJohn: https://www.thejohnhastings.com/ * https://twitter.com/thejohnhastings/ * https://www.facebook.com/thejohnhastings * https://www.instagram.com/thejohnhastings/ *Ashley: https://twitter.com/AManComedian...2023-03-2645 minThe Untitled Twitch Stream PodcastThe Untitled Twitch Stream PodcastSt Patrick's Day episode: PART TWOSt Patrick's Day episode: PART TWO - we don't really discuss St. Patrick's Day at all. I can't remember what happens in the show as usual, but Chris had therapy so let's see if he's come back cured in this episode.JOIN OUR PATREON FOR EXCLUSIVE EXTRA EPISODES!Check out our individual websites and socials:Chris: https://www.thechrisbetts.com/ * https://twitter.com/mrchrisbetts/ * https://www.instagram.com/mrchrisbetts/ * https://www.facebook.com/chrisbettsisntfunnyJohn...2023-03-2247 minThe Untitled Twitch Stream PodcastThe Untitled Twitch Stream PodcastSt Patrick's Day episode: PART ONESt Patrick's Day episode: PART ONE - we don't really discuss St. Patrick's Day at all. Chris leaves to have a therapy session but tune in to part two to hear about how it went. JOIN OUR PATREON FOR EXCLUSIVE EXTRA EPISODES!Check out our individual websites and socials:Chris: https://www.thechrisbetts.com/ * https://twitter.com/mrchrisbetts/ * https://www.instagram.com/mrchrisbetts/ * https://www.facebook.com/chrisbettsisntfunnyJohn: https://www.thejohnhastings.com/ * https://twitter.com/thejohnhastings/ * https://www.facebook.com/thejohnhastings * https://www.instagram.com/thejohnhastings/ *2023-03-1947 minThe Untitled Twitch Stream PodcastThe Untitled Twitch Stream PodcastMarch week 2: PART TWOAshley has learned about scheduling so you should be receiving this podcast when it was promised.John farts his way through this episode while Chris and Ashley have a mature, reasonable conversation about sex banks, sitting in sub-basements of cafes, bartending on a mountain, and Chris says something about urban planning that nobody is going to listen to.JOIN OUR PATREON FOR EXCLUSIVE EXTRA EPISODES!Check out our individual websites and socials:Chris: https://www.thechrisbetts.com/ * https://twitter.com/mrchrisbetts/ * https://www.instagram.com/mrchrisbetts/ * https://www...2023-03-1548 minThe Untitled Twitch Stream PodcastThe Untitled Twitch Stream PodcastMarch week 2: PART ONEPART ONE - PART TWO WILL BE OUT ON WEDNESDAY. Ashley has learned about scheduling so you should be receiving this podcast when it was promised. John farts his way through this episode while Chris and Ashley have a mature, reasonable conversation about sex banks, sitting in sub-basements of cafes, bartending on a mountain, and Chris says something about urban planning that nobody is going to listen to. JOIN OUR PATREON FOR EXCLUSIVE EXTRA EPISODES!Check out our individual websites and socials:Chris: https://www...2023-03-1248 minThe Untitled Twitch Stream PodcastThe Untitled Twitch Stream PodcastThe First of the Untitled Brand New Podcast episodes - PART TWOTHIS ONE IS LATE TOO, SORRY FOLKSThis is the second part of the first episode of the new podcast, which still doesn't have a name, and doesn't yet have any updated promo images or music. It's all a WIP, but stick with us. Due to the usual scheduling nightmares that accompany three podcast hosts living in three different time zones, Chris was unable to make this episode, but John and Ashley have brought you some top quality apartment chat. ENJOYWe love you, thank you for joining us as podcast listeners now.2023-03-1047 minThe Untitled Twitch Stream PodcastThe Untitled Twitch Stream PodcastThe First of the Untitled Brand New Podcast episodes - PART ONESORRY THIS IS SO LATE. BUT GOOD NEWS: you'll only have to wait a day for part two!!!! This is the first part of the first episode of the new podcast, which still doesn't have a name, and doesn't yet have any updated promo images or music. It's all a WIP, but stick with us. Due to the usual scheduling nightmares that accompany three podcast hosts living in three different time zones, Chris was unable to make this episode, but John and Ashley have brought you some top quality apartment chat. ENJOYWe...2023-03-0746 minThe Untitled Twitch Stream PodcastThe Untitled Twitch Stream PodcastFebruary 12th:Ashley marvels at the majesty of recycling centres, Chris discusses his wardrobe malfunction in Mexico and how boring tourists are, we circle back to some reliably horrific medical content from Ashley, which will be revisited as a special treat for John in the next episode where all three guests are present, Chris is BACK BABY and Ashley is a comedian again. JOIN OUR PATREON FOR EXCLUSIVE EXTRA EPISODES!The UTS Podcast is recorded live on Twitch every Sunday night at 10pm GMT / 5pm EST / 2pm PST.Check out our individual...2023-02-131h 30The Untitled Twitch Stream PodcastThe Untitled Twitch Stream PodcastDec 4: The Hum Chums Rise AgainJohn and Chris, strap on the fun machine and then head to fuck off land! Check out our websites, socials and solo Twitch channels:Chris: https://www.thechrisbetts.com/ * https://twitter.com/mrchrisbetts/ * https://www.instagram.com/mrchrisbetts/ * https://twitch.tv/chrisbetts/ * https://www.facebook.com/chrisbettsisntfunnyJohn: https://www.thejohnhastings.com/ * https://twitter.com/thejohnhastings/ * https://www.twitch.tv/johnhastingscomedy * https://www.facebook.com/thejohnhastings * https://www.instagram.com/thejohnhastings/ *Ashley: https://twitter.com/AManComedian * https://www.instagram.com/AManComedian/ * https://www.twitch.tv/AManComedian2022-12-051h 42The Untitled Twitch Stream PodcastThe Untitled Twitch Stream PodcastNov 28th: Mystery Guest! and Thom!John Chris Ashley and Mystery Guest and Thom head to Flinstones land. Check out our websites, socials and solo Twitch channels:Chris: https://www.thechrisbetts.com/ * https://twitter.com/mrchrisbetts/ * https://www.instagram.com/mrchrisbetts/ * https://twitch.tv/chrisbetts/ * https://www.facebook.com/chrisbettsisntfunnyJohn: https://www.thejohnhastings.com/ * https://twitter.com/thejohnhastings/ * https://www.twitch.tv/johnhastingscomedy * https://www.facebook.com/thejohnhastings * https://www.instagram.com/thejohnhastings/ *Ashley: https://twitter.com/AManComedian * https://www.instagram.com/AManComedian/ * https://www.twitch.tv/AManComedianWatch us...2022-11-281h 58The Untitled Twitch Stream PodcastThe Untitled Twitch Stream PodcastNovember 6: Drugs sadness and cars. NiceDavid Hoare promotes his new album Irredeemable Filth. David Bowie got out just in time. The true value of a barbershop quartet. D'angelo music history. Kanye West is not his Kanye Best. Chris sees his niece for the first time. Check out our websites, socials and solo Twitch channels:Chris: https://www.thechrisbetts.com/ * https://twitter.com/mrchrisbetts/ * https://www.instagram.com/mrchrisbetts/ * https://twitch.tv/chrisbetts/ * https://www.facebook.com/chrisbettsisntfunnyJohn: https://www.thejohnhastings.com/ * https://twitter.com/thejohnhastings/ * https://www.twitch.tv/johnhastingscomedy * https://www.facebook.com/thejohnhastings...2022-11-071h 59The Untitled Twitch Stream PodcastThe Untitled Twitch Stream PodcastOct 30: Passout Toilet Save Daughter = PTSDAshley licks her teeth, Chris gets drunk, John is elsewhere. There's a literal near shitting of the bed, a great opportunity, Ashley did her fantastic makeup and the depressing nature of Irish cinema.Check out our websites, socials and solo Twitch channels:Chris: https://www.thechrisbetts.com/ * https://twitter.com/mrchrisbetts/ * https://www.instagram.com/mrchrisbetts/ * https://twitch.tv/chrisbetts/ * https://www.facebook.com/chrisbettsisntfunnyJohn: https://www.thejohnhastings.com/ * https://twitter.com/thejohnhastings/ * https://www.twitch.tv/johnhastingscomedy * https://www.facebook.com/thejohnhastings * https://www.instagram.com/thejohnhastings/ *2022-10-312h 01The Untitled Twitch Stream PodcastThe Untitled Twitch Stream PodcastOctober 16th: The Juiciest Podcast on TwitchDavid Hoare is this week's guest John, and he, Ashley, and Chris discuss sexy cartoon characters, castrato singers, and take apart conventional models of attractiveness in a revolutionary new episode of The UTS Podcast - the juiciest podcast in town. JOIN OUR PATREON FOR EXCLUSIVE EXTRA EPISODES!The UTS Podcast is recorded live on Twitch every Sunday night at 10pm GMT / 5pm EST / 2pm PST.Check out our individual websites and socials:Chris: https://www.thechrisbetts.com/ * https://twitter.com/mrchrisbetts/ * https://www.instagram.com/mrchrisbetts/ * https://www...2022-10-172h 12The Untitled Twitch Stream PodcastThe Untitled Twitch Stream PodcastOctober 9th:Shorter episode today as John's connection failed and Chris had to duck out early and NOBODY WANTS AN HOUR OF JUST ASHLEY. Chris and Ashley give John a few attempts to join in from his tent in the wild, but after some chunky moments, he fails and joins the show from the chat. They discuss roast battles, and watch a viral clip of comedian Ariel Elias having a can of beer thrown at her during a gig, and how she handles it so well. JOIN OUR PATREON FOR EXCLUSIVE EXTRA EPISODES!The UTS...2022-10-101h 03The Untitled Twitch Stream PodcastThe Untitled Twitch Stream PodcastOctober 2nd: naked people in tubesOctober 2nd: This week, John is off basting himself like a turkey in a hot tub full of toffee sauce. Chris and Ashley discuss which television shows they would be contenders or hosts on. Would Ashley just completely change the vibe of Bake Off? Would she watch Paul Hollywood's naked body get slowly revealed in a tube? How much would Chris love guessing singers behind masks? Ashley had a birthday and got a job. Chris has a hot friend with a cute puppy. JOIN OUR PATREON FOR EXCLUSIVE EXTRA EPISODES!The UTS Podcast...2022-10-032h 04The Untitled Twitch Stream PodcastThe Untitled Twitch Stream PodcastJuly 24th: Drunk people piss on my boatIt's the final episode of Season 2 before we take a break for the Edinburgh Fringe festival until sometime in September. Chris, Ashley and guest Garrett Millerick discuss the worst Edinburgh fringe posters, living in boats and vans, Garrett is a big space dork, Chris started therapy.BUY TICKETS TO JOHN HASTINGS' FRINGE SHOWS. NOW.JOIN OUR PATREON!The UTS Podcast is recorded live on Twitch every Sunday night at 10pm GMT / 5pm EST / 2pm PST.Check out our individual websites and socials:Chris: https://www...2022-07-262h 13The Untitled Twitch Stream PodcastThe Untitled Twitch Stream PodcastJuly 10th: Happy Birthday John HastingsThe most important thing you need to remember from this episode is that Will Duggan is a normal, innocent man. John stops by to say hello with Larry Dean, before they share a bed together for the night. Will Duggan has a post-match analysis of his commitment to his batman bed tattoo after the money was raised on Wednesday's fundraiser episode, his fiancé and father weigh in. Ashley has contacts lenses and a boring kite flying story. Chris has new glasses, and worked an Italian wedding, a hot people part, and a funeral in one weekend, and it was n...2022-07-111h 45The Untitled Twitch Stream PodcastThe Untitled Twitch Stream PodcastJuly 3rd: Loch Ness Monster vs. Aquatic ApeChris is unmurderable, Will Duggan is murderable, but in a surprise character arc and lighting design progression, he becomes the murderer. John is in a travelodge. Ashley doesn't really remember much else of what happened in the show, but there was some private chat, some excitement for the fringe, and some solid talking over each other. GO SEE JOHN HASTINGS AND WILL DUGGAN AT THE EDINBURGH FRINGE. The UTS Podcast is recorded live on Twitch every Sunday night at 10pm GMT / 5pm EST / 2pm PST.Check out our individual websites...2022-07-042h 03The Untitled Twitch Stream PodcastThe Untitled Twitch Stream PodcastJune 26thChris is on a Just For Laughs albumAshley's fear of physical contactMusic festivals are either great or absolutely terrifyingThe many, many faces of Keanu ReevesCheck out our websites, socials and solo Twitch channels:Chris: https://www.thechrisbetts.com/ * https://twitter.com/mrchrisbetts/ * https://www.instagram.com/mrchrisbetts/ * https://twitch.tv/chrisbetts/ * https://www.facebook.com/chrisbettsisntfunnyJohn: https://www.thejohnhastings.com/ * https://twitter.com/thejohnhastings/ * https://www.twitch.tv/johnhastingscomedy * https://www.facebook.com/thejohnhastings * https://www.instagram...2022-06-272h 04The Untitled Twitch Stream PodcastThe Untitled Twitch Stream PodcastMay 22nd: A Care Bear Stare of Dicks**Apologies for the delayed upload this week!!**John is off being tour guide to his Mum, so we have the very glorious Paul Foxcroft of Questing Time filling in! Straight away we talk about shitting (there's a bucket involved), cola or piss?, John Handy is a comedy god, Betts is amazed by Styles, Paul tries to top John's impressions, Betts comedy album saga continues, Paul suggests a glorious comedy mindfuck, Fringe chat, a surprising amount of penis, casting UK Last One Laughing, kiss or hassle?, penis needles, Ashley has diarrhoea.The UTS Podcast...2022-05-232h 02The Untitled Twitch Stream PodcastThe Untitled Twitch Stream PodcastMay 15th: The Hot Tub StreamWe start with John & Chris looking like alternate adult versions of Ash from Pokémon and Ashley being lost for a good 10 glorious minutes, WE HAVE A GUEST!, we can all get free Pussy Juice if we really try, CockShelf, The Peen Platform, The Shlong Shelf, when you live on an island and don't talk to anyone the. You WILL pickle your walnuts, OnlyTrogs, There is vinegar in my asshole, Betts need not fear Squid Games anymoreThe UTS Podcast is recorded live on Twitch every Sunday night at 10pm GMT / 5pm EST / 2pm PST.2022-05-162h 03The Untitled Twitch Stream PodcastThe Untitled Twitch Stream PodcastMay 1 "Not Homeless"John's back from the upside-down, Betts spent $200 for a bed he didn't sleep in, Ashley says cunt in the first 7 minutes, racist pizza, Fringe chat, basement farts and boob touching, Jussi pussi......Check out our websites, socials and solo Twitch channels:Chris: https://www.thechrisbetts.com/ * https://twitter.com/mrchrisbetts/ * https://www.instagram.com/mrchrisbetts/ * https://twitch.tv/chrisbetts/ * https://www.facebook.com/chrisbettsisntfunnyJohn: https://www.thejohnhastings.com/ * https://twitter.com/thejohnhastings/ * https://www.twitch.tv/johnhastingscomedy * https://www.facebook.com/thejohnhastings * https://www.instagram.com/thejohnhastings/ *...2022-05-021h 59The Untitled Twitch Stream PodcastThe Untitled Twitch Stream PodcastApril 24th w Elliot Steel and JRCWARNING: CHRIS' MIC IS BROKEN AND HE SOUNDS TERRIBLEAshley's at a show so John and Chris brought in some ringers. B-Tech Philosopher Elliot Steel and the anti-record day avenger Jordan Robson Cramer come to talk Nancy Reagan, unisex toilets, Britain's imminent demise, why Elliot should run for Prime Minister and so much more. Listen to Elliot's new podcast with Micheal Odewale, B-Tech Philosophers https://elliotsteel1608.podbean.com/?source=pbCheck out our websites, socials and solo Twitch channels:Chris Betts: https://www.thechrisbetts.com/ * https://twitter.com...2022-04-252h 14The Untitled Twitch Stream PodcastThe Untitled Twitch Stream PodcastApril 17th :The only Easter hunt with losersTECH ISSUES GALORE! The French Canadian Mafia, The slip and slide of the body, Fugees puns, French Royal pregnancy fetish, life updates, random chocolate munching and so much moreCheck out our websites, socials and solo Twitch channels:Chris Betts: https://www.thechrisbetts.com/ * https://twitter.com/mrchrisbetts/ * https://www.instagram.com/mrchrisbetts/ * https://twitch.tv/chrisbetts/ * https://www.facebook.com/chrisbettsisntfunnyJohn Hastings: https://www.thejohnhastings.com/ * https://twitter.com/thejohnhastings/ * https://www.twitch.tv/johnhastingscomedy * https://www.facebook.com/thejohnhastings * https://www.instagram.com/thejohnhastings/ *Ashley...2022-04-182h 11The Untitled Twitch Stream PodcastThe Untitled Twitch Stream PodcastMarch 27th: No sex at the sleep show.John is dead from jet lag, so just Chris and Ashley who end up having a full brain storming session about a Fringe show idea - enjoy having a front row seat for the creative process. We apologise profusely for Ashley's horrendous sound on this episode.The UTS Podcast is recorded live on Twitch every Sunday night at 10pm GMT / 5pm EST / 2pm PST.Check out our individual websites and socials:Chris: https://www.thechrisbetts.com/ * https://twitter.com/mrchrisbetts/ * https://www.instagram.com/mrchrisbetts/ * https://www.facebook.com...2022-03-282h 00The Untitled Twitch Stream PodcastThe Untitled Twitch Stream PodcastMarch 13th: A hairy cavern of content.John and Chris have no idea how time zones work, resulting in Ashley missing the first 25 minutes of the show. We discuss some serious events that have happened recently during our hiatus, but it quickly descends into chaotic nonsense. ANNOUNCEMENT: UTS will now be a weekly show, every Sunday night at the usual time. We'll always have the 5 nights a week madness lockdown season, but here's to continued joy in a more sustainable capacity while all live varied and fulfilled lives! Much love Troggies, thank you for the support. Axxx...2022-03-142h 08The Untitled Twitch Stream PodcastThe Untitled Twitch Stream PodcastFeb 3rd - hack, sack and crackJohn and Chris just for you. The best hack in the world, politics, surprisingly little poop, a classic John rant, trucker rally is for losers, cops don't know how to deal with protestsCheck out our websites, socials and solo Twitch channels:Chris: https://www.thechrisbetts.com/ * https://twitter.com/mrchrisbetts/ * https://www.instagram.com/mrchrisbetts/ * https://twitch.tv/chrisbetts/ * https://www.facebook.com/chrisbettsisntfunnyJohn: https://www.thejohnhastings.com/ * https://twitter.com/thejohnhastings/ * https://www.twitch.tv/johnhastingscomedy * https://www.facebook.com/thejohnhastings * https://www.instagram.com...2022-02-042h 05The Untitled Twitch Stream PodcastThe Untitled Twitch Stream PodcastJan 16th: Beefy butt beatToday's stream summary is brought to you by TygreTygre "Hidden Peeholes, "I mostly shit in toilets" - Chris Betts, Chest Pipes, Tactical Chunders, Dick Turtle Surprise Bags" Check out our websites, socials and solo Twitch channels:Chris: https://www.thechrisbetts.com/ * https://twitter.com/mrchrisbetts/ * https://www.instagram.com/mrchrisbetts/ * https://twitch.tv/chrisbetts/ * https://www.facebook.com/chrisbettsisntfunnyJohn: https://www.thejohnhastings.com/ * https://twitter.com/thejohnhastings/ * https://www.twitch.tv/johnhastingscomedy * https://www.facebook.com/thejohnhastings * https://www.instagram.com/thejohnhastings/ *Ashley: https://twitter.com/AManComedian * https://www.instagram...2022-01-171h 55The Untitled Twitch Stream PodcastThe Untitled Twitch Stream PodcastSURPRISE NYE SHOWChris, John and Ashley bring in the Irish/UK New Year with stories of covid isolation, Irish Christmas traditions, guests and a quiz!! Happy New Year Troggies - cheers for all the love and support in 2021, and we look forward to some more Good Clean Fun in 2022 xxxCheck out our websites, socials and solo Twitch channels:Chris: https://www.thechrisbetts.com/ * https://twitter.com/mrchrisbetts/ * https://www.instagram.com/mrchrisbetts/ * https://twitch.tv/chrisbetts/ * https://www.facebook.com/chrisbettsisntfunnyJohn: https://www.thejohnhastings.com/ * https://twitter.com...2022-01-012h 04The Untitled Twitch Stream PodcastThe Untitled Twitch Stream PodcastDec 8thBig Music Chat, Classical Art Porn, Betts in the Wild, David Crosby Disapproves, Guy Ritchie is Insane Check out our websites, socials and solo Twitch channels:Chris: https://www.thechrisbetts.com/ * https://twitter.com/mrchrisbetts/ * https://www.instagram.com/mrchrisbetts/ * https://twitch.tv/chrisbetts/ * https://www.facebook.com/chrisbettsisntfunnyJohn: https://www.thejohnhastings.com/ * https://twitter.com/thejohnhastings/ * https://www.twitch.tv/johnhastingscomedy * https://www.facebook.com/thejohnhastings * https://www.instagram.com/thejohnhastings/ *Ashley: https://twitter.com/AManComedian * https://www.instagram.com/AManComedian/ * https://www.twitch.tv/AManComedian2021-12-092h 05The Untitled Twitch Stream PodcastThe Untitled Twitch Stream PodcastNov 30thChris and Ashley get deep about narcissism then John comes in and it's all laughs and street yelling. John's mistaken identity, Ashley discovers Twitter spaces and Chris is just having a nice time.Check out our websites, socials and solo Twitch channels:Chris: https://www.thechrisbetts.com/ * https://twitter.com/mrchrisbetts/ * https://www.instagram.com/mrchrisbetts/ * https://twitch.tv/chrisbetts/ * https://www.facebook.com/chrisbettsisntfunnyJohn: https://www.thejohnhastings.com/ * https://twitter.com/thejohnhastings/ * https://www.twitch.tv/johnhastingscomedy * https://www.facebook.com/thejohnhastings * https://www.instagram.com/thejohnhastings/ *2021-12-011h 31The Untitled Twitch Stream PodcastThe Untitled Twitch Stream PodcastNovember 24thChris's razor died, hair mishaps, Ashley doesn't know music, Harry Styles is an icon.Check out our websites, socials and solo Twitch channels:Chris: https://www.thechrisbetts.com/ * https://twitter.com/mrchrisbetts/ * https://www.instagram.com/mrchrisbetts/ * https://twitch.tv/chrisbetts/ * https://www.facebook.com/chrisbettsisntfunnyJohn: https://www.thejohnhastings.com/ * https://twitter.com/thejohnhastings/ * https://www.twitch.tv/johnhastingscomedy * https://www.facebook.com/thejohnhastings * https://www.instagram.com/thejohnhastings/ *Ashley: https://twitter.com/AManComedian * https://www.instagram.com/AManComedian/ * https://www.twitch.tv/AManComedian2021-11-251h 43The Untitled Twitch Stream PodcastThe Untitled Twitch Stream PodcastNovember 22ndJohn, Chris and Ashley discuss Irish phraseology, quack quack merch, underage discos, butt puking, and once again for those in the back: QUIT QUIT QUIT!Check out our websites, socials and solo Twitch channels:Chris: https://www.thechrisbetts.com/ * https://twitter.com/mrchrisbetts/ * https://www.instagram.com/mrchrisbetts/ * https://twitch.tv/chrisbetts/ * https://www.facebook.com/chrisbettsisntfunnyJohn: https://www.thejohnhastings.com/ * https://twitter.com/thejohnhastings/ * https://www.twitch.tv/johnhastingscomedy * https://www.facebook.com/thejohnhastings * https://www.instagram.com/thejohnhastings/ *Ashley: https://twitter.com/AManComedian * https://www...2021-11-231h 56The Untitled Twitch Stream PodcastThe Untitled Twitch Stream PodcastNovember 21stAshley has finally done away with John and Chris, Recovering Catholic Paul Foxcroft is the new host. John actually does come back in for some Challenge John-ica on a train, Paul shows off his RAD album cover designs and photoshop skillz, and Ashley's feet were in a bacon advertisement?Follow friend of the stream Paul Foxcroft at https://www.twitch.tv/questingtime , as he runs real comedians through actual games of D&D. If you're looking for gift ideas, he enjoys dogs, space and atheism.Check out our websites, socials and solo Twitch ch...2021-11-221h 49The Untitled Twitch Stream PodcastThe Untitled Twitch Stream PodcastNovember 17thJohn is gigging his little heart out in the UK for the next couple of weeks. Chris and Ashley chat about narrative types, "Coptic influence on Medieval Irish Eschatology", essays, old school video games, sexy storms and sexy Gareth Waugh. Check out our websites, socials and solo Twitch channels:Chris: https://www.thechrisbetts.com/ * https://twitter.com/mrchrisbetts/ * https://www.instagram.com/mrchrisbetts/ * https://twitch.tv/chrisbetts/ * https://www.facebook.com/chrisbettsisntfunnyJohn: https://www.thejohnhastings.com/ * https://twitter.com/thejohnhastings/ * https://www.twitch.tv/johnhastingscomedy * https://www.facebook.com/thejohnhastings...2021-11-181h 59The Untitled Twitch Stream PodcastThe Untitled Twitch Stream PodcastInformant Slut Table ReadTonight’s performance of Informant Slut was brought to you by Untitled Twitch Stream (@untitledtwitch) Written, Directed and Produced by Will Duggan (@Willduggan) Starring: Ashley Manning as Informant Slut (@AManComedian) John Hastings as BlowjobFeld (@thejohnhastings) Chris Betts as Orgas-M (@mrchrisbetts) Ashley Storrie as Double Penetration 6 (@ashleystorrie) David Hoare as Henchman 2 / Man / David the Hoare (@DavidHoareLol) Music by award winning musical comedian David Hoare Be sure to follow them all on twitter!Check out our websites, socials and solo Twitch channels:...2021-11-162h 01The Untitled Twitch Stream PodcastThe Untitled Twitch Stream PodcastWed Nov 10thActual Replacement Ashley, Fun with beads, Toxic Vets, Ranking Kitchen Appliances, how we'd kill people, Chris tunes out while Ashley and John rave about serial killersCheck out our guest Ashley Storrie on Twitter and Instagram @ashleystorrie, watch her on twitch.tv/ashleystorrie/ and check out her radio show The Ashley Storrie Show on BBC Radio Scotland.Check out our websites, socials and solo Twitch channels:Chris: https://www.thechrisbetts.com/ * https://twitter.com/mrchrisbetts/ * https://www.instagram.com/mrchrisbetts/ * https://twitch.tv/chrisbetts/ * https://www.facebook.com...2021-11-111h 52The Untitled Twitch Stream PodcastThe Untitled Twitch Stream PodcastNov 7Frank Castillo guests, Chris D'elia sees through time, Shitting Stories Vol. 115, Getting Stoned (Allegedly), Don't forget to subscribe and leave a comment it helps a lot.Follow our guest Frank Castillo on Instagram @frankcastillo and listen to his podcast Peak'd (@peakdtv on instagram) Check out our websites, socials and solo Twitch channels:Chris: https://www.thechrisbetts.com/ * https://twitter.com/mrchrisbetts/ * https://www.instagram.com/mrchrisbetts/ * https://twitch.tv/chrisbetts/ * https://www.facebook.com/chrisbettsisntfunnyJohn: https://www.thejohnhastings.com/ * https://twitter.com/thejohnhastings/ * https...2021-11-083h 43The Untitled Twitch Stream PodcastThe Untitled Twitch Stream PodcastNov 4thIt's just the core group today, no guests to close out the week. Stories of teachers, wondering if people can change, what does "real bi energy" mean?, John leaves early for a show, Ashley shows up late because of work, Chris has the wrong idea about Frankenstein.Don't forget to subscribe and leave a comment it helps a lot.Follow our guest John Spillane at @thejohnspillane on all social mediaCheck out our websites, socials and solo Twitch channels:Chris: https://www.thechrisbetts.com/ * https://twitter.com/mrchrisbetts...2021-11-051h 33The Untitled Twitch Stream PodcastThe Untitled Twitch Stream PodcastNov 1stAshley and Chris return, it quickly decends into some old skool UTS insanity, top quality visual comedy, Mike Carrozza's laugh needs to be made into a stream sound alert, Joosy Poosy strikes again, what does the I in IRA stand for?, TV people exposed and choking is big in sex right now.Don't forget to subscribe and leave a comment it helps a lot.Follow our guest Mike Carrozza at @mikecarrozza everywhere and listen to his album Cherub on all music streaming appsCheck out our websites, socials and solo...2021-11-021h 38The Untitled Twitch Stream PodcastThe Untitled Twitch Stream PodcastOct 21stLots to talk about with Ashley, Chris and special guest Jordan Robson Cramer. We talk TERFs, serial killers, the Beatles and much more. Don't forget to subscribe and leave a comment it helps a lot.Check out our websites, socials and solo Twitch channels:Chris: https://www.thechrisbetts.com/ * https://twitter.com/mrchrisbetts/ * https://www.instagram.com/mrchrisbetts/ * https://twitch.tv/chrisbetts/ * https://www.facebook.com/chrisbettsisntfunnyJohn: https://www.thejohnhastings.com/ * https://twitter.com/thejohnhastings/ * https://www.twitch.tv/johnhastingscomedy * https://www.facebook.com/thejohnhastings * https://www...2021-10-222h 09The Untitled Twitch Stream PodcastThe Untitled Twitch Stream PodcastOct 20thAshley's back and Chris never left but John's far far away so we brought in the excellent Eleanor Morton to fill in for him and she shone. We talk about ghosts, being pickpocketed, and other such cheery topics. It's good to be back. Follow Eleanor on Twitter @eleanormortonCheck out our websites, socials and solo Twitch channels:Chris: https://www.thechrisbetts.com/ * https://twitter.com/mrchrisbetts/ * https://www.instagram.com/mrchrisbetts/ * https://twitch.tv/chrisbetts/ * https://www.facebook.com/chrisbettsisntfunnyJohn: https://www.thejohnhastings.com/ * https://twitter.com...2021-10-212h 12The Untitled Twitch Stream PodcastThe Untitled Twitch Stream PodcastOct 11thChris and John are alone together as Ashley goes to Spain to visit her brother. There's talk of violence as a solution and a lot of figuring out what's going on with Dave Chappelle. Last show before an 8 day break.Check out our websites, socials and solo Twitch channels:Chris: https://www.thechrisbetts.com/ * https://twitter.com/mrchrisbetts/ * https://www.instagram.com/mrchrisbetts/ * https://twitch.tv/chrisbetts/ * https://www.facebook.com/chrisbettsisntfunnyJohn: https://www.thejohnhastings.com/ * https://twitter.com/thejohnhastings/ * https://www.twitch.tv/johnhastingscomedy * https://www.facebook.com/thejohnhastings...2021-10-211h 40The Untitled Twitch Stream PodcastThe Untitled Twitch Stream PodcastOct 6thJohn is absent as Chris and Ashley welcome super special guests Paul Foxcroft and Will Duggan to discuss breaking into Buckingham Palace, drunken personas and their preferred X-Men mutations.Find Will Duggan on Twitter here: https://twitter.com/Willdugganand check out his Podcast "National Treasures" with Laura Lexx here: https://play.acast.com/s/national-treasuresFind Paul Foxcroft's Dungeons and Dragons stream on Twitch here: https://www.twitch.tv/questingtimeor at the website here: https://www.questingtime.com/Look out for the live show coming...2021-10-072h 08The Untitled Twitch Stream PodcastThe Untitled Twitch Stream PodcastOct 3rdChris and Ashley discuss fame, success and comedy aspirations in a bit of a deeper chat on this show. Watch us live on http://twitch.tv/untitledtwitchstreamFind Untitled Twitch stream across all the social platforms. Find us on Patreon if you want to support us further! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.2021-10-041h 35The Untitled Twitch Stream PodcastThe Untitled Twitch Stream PodcastSept 30@thejohnhastings and @mrchrisbetts miss @amancomedian but she is with her pops having a James Bond style shoot out with highlanders. So @gjpartyhugs joins us Chris and John Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.2021-10-012h 04The Untitled Twitch Stream PodcastThe Untitled Twitch Stream PodcastSept 26thAshley and Chris are back from the weekend and get stuck in on the best high school films with talk about Shakespeare, group chats and the myth of American high schools. John is still in the woods, presumably singing ZZ Top.Watch the Untitled Twitch Stream LIVE on Twitch at twitch.tv/untitledtwitchstream Follow us on Twitter @untitledtwitchFollow us on Instagram @untitledtwitchstream Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.2021-09-272h 31The Untitled Twitch Stream PodcastThe Untitled Twitch Stream PodcastSept 23rdChris and Ashley talk comedy, space and swimming pools while John is in the woods getting alledgedlyRate and subscribe you animals! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.2021-09-241h 49The Untitled Twitch Stream PodcastThe Untitled Twitch Stream PodcastSept 21stJohn is allegedly, Chris is here and vibing like a viking how's Ashley doing. Well she is doing well. Marjolein Robertson pops in and there is sock talk. STAY UNTIL THE ENDFollow the hosts at @thejohnhastings @mrchrisbetts and @amancomedian wherever you follow your people Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.2021-09-222h 23The Untitled Twitch Stream PodcastThe Untitled Twitch Stream PodcastSept 19thJohn's at a family dinner, and his family might be listening to Chris and Ashley discussing weird comedy shows, heckles, choking racists, breaking body parts, the horrors of pregnancy and possible treatment plans for Ashley's semen allergy. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.2021-09-201h 36The Untitled Twitch Stream PodcastThe Untitled Twitch Stream PodcastSept 16thFresh off the horrendous journey from her first ever visit to London, Ashley is exhausted and emotional. Chris poses some interesting fingering questions. John made a friend at the skatepark. John and Chris attempt to get the Operation Chokeslam mission back on track. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.2021-09-171h 36The Untitled Twitch Stream PodcastThe Untitled Twitch Stream PodcastSept 15thAshley is on an overnight bus to London so John and Chris talk about Norm Macdonald for two hours. Includes clips, meanderings and top notch John at his mom's house content. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.2021-09-162h 08The Untitled Twitch Stream PodcastThe Untitled Twitch Stream PodcastSept 14thJohn is flying to Canada, Ashley and Chris discuss serious stuff like mic volume and books. Watch us live on http://twitch.tv/untitledtwitchstream Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.2021-09-151h 52The Untitled Twitch Stream PodcastThe Untitled Twitch Stream PodcastSept 13thChris and John rile Ashley up more than usual. John scraped his elbow, Ashley poisons herself twice and a kind viewer buys Chris AN LED HAT. Watch us live on http://twitch.tv/untitledtwitchstream Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.2021-09-142h 03The Untitled Twitch Stream PodcastThe Untitled Twitch Stream PodcastSept 12thChris is away with pals. Get the behind-the-scenes interview of John's nightmare comedy show taping, Ashley learns the significance of Tim Hortons in Canada, more animal sexuality for some reason, and Ashley has a wild story about an empty glass bottle being thrown at her. Watch us live on http://twitch.tv/untitledtwitchstream Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.2021-09-142h 02The Untitled Twitch Stream PodcastThe Untitled Twitch Stream PodcastSept 9thJohn's having a week, Chris is seeing old friends, the only thing scarier than duck vaginas is duck sex and the only thing scarier than duck sex is Isabella Rossellini talking about bed bug sex. Enjoy!Watch us live on http://twitch.tv/untitledtwitchstream Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.2021-09-102h 07The Untitled Twitch Stream PodcastThe Untitled Twitch Stream PodcastSept 8thJohn's absent. Ashley and Chris talk about aromatherapy and the Jean Claude Van Damme classic BloodsportWatch us live on http://twitch.tv/untitledtwitchstream Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.2021-09-101h 40The Untitled Twitch Stream PodcastThe Untitled Twitch Stream Podcast8 hour launch episode pt 3Part 3! It's Quiz time! Does Chris remain undefeated? How is Jordan doing? What's the answer to that question? Who shot Mr Burns? The answers to all of these but one is waiting for you. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.2021-09-072h 32The Untitled Twitch Stream PodcastThe Untitled Twitch Stream Podcast8 hour launch episode pt 1!Welcome to UTS with John Hastings, Chris Betts and Ashley Manning! This is a recording of a live 8 hour show we did on Twitch with guests like Tim Renkow, Tim Fitzhigham and Ben Pope. We tell stories and laugh a lot. This is part one of three so enjoy! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.2021-09-072h 47The Big Shiny PodcastThe Big Shiny PodcastEPISODE 015 - BIG SHINY TUNES (1995-2009) - TOO MUCH 4 MUCH (SEASON 1 EPILOGUE)The Epilogue episode of Season 1, in which Chris and Jordan recap their thoughts on the entirety of the Big Shiny Tunes compilation series and lower the casket on the following topics:Their favourite compilation and top 3 songs, their least favourite compilation and bottom 3 songs, what it felt like looking back on these years as a whole, what it was like submerging oneself into these songs during a global pandemic and, of course, the Washington Avenue Grill.Big Shiny Podcast will return in a few months with something new. Enjoy your summer and vaccinations.2021-06-011h 33The Big Shiny PodcastThe Big Shiny PodcastEPISODE 010 - BIG SHINY TUNES 10 (2006) - Mellon Collie and the Infantile Chad-G.U.S.2006: a great year for Chris and Jordan, a terrible year for MuchMusic song choices. One of the worst songs of all time happens to appear on this compilation. Shouldn't be hard to guess which.Listen along on the Spotify playlist https://open.spotify.com/playlist/7obCCdsUSvGvMMAcAvqdRc?si=14f1a6e78db4493b See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.2021-04-271h 53Your Round PodcastYour Round PodcastSuper League Legend Turned Coach - Your Round Podcast #24 - Denis BettsAfter a hugely successful career with Wigan Warriors, Denis Betts turned his talents to coaching and talks about his time during both.2021-04-011h 14Chris Betts VersusChris Betts VersusAthena Kugblenu and Ken ChengWhat a show!Athena and Ken come to play the game this week and they do not disappoint.Topics included:Blackmailing with nudesAthena's kidsWhite supremacyCovid was a good thingand much moreMake sure to follow Ken on Twitter, Instagram and Twitch username kenchengcomedyMake sure to follow Athena on Twitter and Instagram username athenakugblenuSee you next week with Bobby Mair and Red RichmondSupport this show http://supporter.acast...2021-03-211h 08The Big Shiny PodcastThe Big Shiny PodcastEPISODE 004 - BIG SHINY TUNES 4 (1999) - BUMMERTIME IN THE VOIDIn this episode of Big Shiny Podcast, we examine the 4th volume in the series, released in 1999, peak of new millennium hysteria.Some people said Y2K was bigger than The Beatles! Remember when Prince thought this year was gonna be a party, though? Well, for the most part, the artists in this compilation are the ones who didn't get invited to the funtime rager because: they were banned for being jerks, or hated people too much, or were gonna go but decided they'd rather brood sipping absinthe instead (we're looking at you Jeff...2021-03-161h 50Chris Betts VersusChris Betts VersusHarriet Kemsley and Sunil PatelHarriet Kemsley and Sunil Patel play the game!Sunil.n.Opponent, calm and collected. Minimalist.Harriet-n. Judge. Chaotic, beyond my powers of persuasion. Topics included:Bitcoin is ruining the planetBuy a damn plate SunilTeaching kids stranded on an island to swim to avoid sharks and then a whole lot more.Follow Sunil on Twitter @SunilDPatel and Instagram @sunilpatelsolutionsFollow Harriet on Twitter and Instagram @harrietkemsley (on both)Follow Chris on Twitter and...2021-03-141h 07Chris Betts VersusChris Betts VersusGareth Waugh and Elliot SteelGareth Waugh and Elliot Steel join Chris to burn down the proverbial barn on Versus.Topics included:Britain's racism against Meghan MarkleBeing proud of saving a woman's lifeThe morality of tattooing babiesFollow Elliot on Twitter (@elliotsteelcom), Instagram (elliotsteel) and Twitch (/elliot1608)Follow Gareth on Twitter (@garethwaugh), Instagram (@garethwaugh) and Twitch (/garethwaugh)Follow Chris on Twitter (@mrchrisbetts), Instagram (@mrchrisbetts) and Twitch (/chrisbetts)Support this show http://supporter.acast.com/chris-betts-versus. See acast.com/privacy for...2021-03-0750 minChris Betts VersusChris Betts VersusDan Muggleton and Tom HoughtonAussie Dan Muggleton and Brit Tom Houghton join the show today!We talk about Covid hating ugly people, regretting going to law school and Disney finally committing to killing people on camera.RATE AND REVIEW please and thank youFollow Dan on Twitter and Instagram @danmuggletonFollow Tom on Twitter and Instagram @honourabletom Follow the show on Twitter @chrisbettsvsFollow Chris on Twitter and Instagram @mrchrisbettsSupport the show on Patreon patreon.com/mrchrisbettsSupport this show http...2021-02-271h 02The Big Shiny PodcastThe Big Shiny PodcastEPISODE 002 - BIG SHINY TUNES 2 (1997) - AS RAD AS IT GETSJoin us as we explore the most second and most successful of the Big Shiny Tunes compilation - one that was a constant soundtrack to Chris and Jordan's burgeoning teenage years. This episode is a bountiful cornucopia of awkward douche-chills and 90's cringe.Listen along with our Spotify playlist: https://open.spotify.com/playlist/4HlI9pj52GxWkRUYVkk2R8?si=08f3833e738c40a6For some reason Spotify doesn't have Wide Mouth Mason's My Old Self so here it is on youtube: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z9hFKtsn-0s2021-02-231h 43Chris Betts VersusChris Betts VersusJJ Whitehead and Paul ByrneAnother Canadian good ole boy joins the show! JJ Whitehead (Jim Jeffries Show, BBC) makes his first appearance while Paul Byrne is the first returning guest!Topics included:Allowing punching in footballGiving up on your dream of being Paul McartneyHonesty in all things, even this gameListen up! Enjoy!Follow JJ on Twitter and Instagram @jjwhitesnake and check him out on Twitch twitch.tv/jjwhitesnakeFollow Chris on Twitter and Instagram @mrchrisbetts and check him out on Twitch twitch...2021-02-221h 00Chris Betts VersusChris Betts VersusVersus the Audience w/ guest judge Alfie BrownIt's so good to argue with the audience again!We had a great time arguing about:Bridgerton being less progressive than pornBeing the reason your house was robbedJade Goody's death was beautiful and importantand much moreFollow Alfie! He's on Twitter (@abcomedian) and Instagram (@alfiebrowncomedian) and Twitch (alfiebrowncomedian)Follow Chris! He's on Twitter (@mrchrisbetts) and Instagram (@mrchrisbetts) and Twitch (chrisbetts)Support this show http://supporter.acast.com/chris-betts-versus. See acast.com/privacy for...2021-02-151h 02Chris Betts VersusChris Betts VersusAmy Gledhill and Chris CantrillThis week brought Chris Cantrill and Amy Gledhill of the Delightful Sausage into the game and they were just as delightful but not quite as sausage as advertised. Win win!Topics included:The government owes every single household one horseMeeting your boyfriend's parents with your pants downThe humane way to deal with senior citizens is to explode themFollow Chris and Amy as the Delightful Sausage on Twitter (@Mmmsausage)Follow Amy Gledhill on Twitter and Instagram (@ThatGledhill)Follow Chris Cantrill on...2021-02-071h 08Chris Betts VersusChris Betts VersusHelen Bauer and Micky OvermanMicky Overman and Helen Bauer join the podcast this week and it gets loud and hotly contested.Topics include:Chasing boyfriends all over the worldBeing and older virginThe carbon footprint of zombiesand much moreFollow Helen on Twitter and Instagram @helenbabauerFollow Micky on Twitter and Instagram @mickyovermanFollow Chris on Twitter and Instagram @mrchrisbettsToss some cash towards the show at ko-fi.com/chrisbettsSupport this show http://supporter.acast.com/chris-betts-versus.2021-01-3152 minChris Betts VersusChris Betts VersusEvelyn Mok and Sean McLoughlinThe Opponent: Sean McLoughlinThe Judge: Evelyn MokThe Outcome: A damn good timeTopics included:Shrek is better than Citizen KaneThe inevitibility of paying back your student loansWhite people's use of "I can't be racist, I have a friend that's (insert race here)"and much moreFollow Evelyn on Twitter and Instagram @EvelynMok and subscribe to her Rice to Meet You PodcastFollow Sean on Twitter @SeanMcLoughlin, Instagram @seanmcloughlincomedian and watch his stand up show Hail...2021-01-251h 04Chris Betts VersusChris Betts VersusOlga Koch and Ed NightEd Night and Olga Koch enter the Thunderdome!Such a fun episode, very silly and occasionally sweet with a university level vocabulary by the judge. Topics included: Listening to Rage Against the Machine to impress Daniel Radcliffe Pick up artists The pros and cons of sporksand many moreFollow Olga on Twitter (@rocknrolga) and Instagram (@kolga3000) and buy her album monkeybarrelrecords.comFollow Ed on Twitter (@_ednight) and Instagram (@_ednight) and Twitch (ednight3000)Follow Chris on...2021-01-1755 minChris Betts VersusChris Betts VersusBEST OF 2020An all regrets episode!What better way to look back at 2020 than with some of the best regrets of the year? It was a wasted year full of turmoil and fret and the best way to deal with that is to laugh at our worries. In that spirit here are the best of our worst moments.Regret 1Ahir Shah (follow him on twitter) regretting not living enough in the momentRegret 2Garrett Millerick (follow on twitter and instagram) regretting the steps that led him to spending two...2021-01-031h 06Chris Betts VersusChris Betts VersusJohn Hastings and Jack BarryJohn Hastings and Jack Barry come play the last game of 2020 and it. is. disgusting.Don't listen to this one with kids, unless you want to have to answer a lot of uncomfortable question.Topics included:Masturbating in churchMasturbating in publicJesus is a metaphor for mushroom fueled orgiesand much moreJohn's social media links!Twitter @thejohnhastingsInstagram @thejohnhastingsTwitch johnhastingscomedyJack's social media links!Twitter @JBazzlerInstagram...2020-12-271h 02Chris Betts VersusChris Betts VersusAlice Fraser and Laura DavisThis week Chris argues against Alice Fraser while Laura Davis judges the hell out them.This was a more earnest conversation than usual but never lacked for laughs. Topics included:Leaving comedy to learn a tradeRegretting regrets as a whole2020, how bad was it really?and many moreMake sure to follow Alice on twitter and instagramMake sure to follow Laura on twitter and instagram Why not follow Chris on twitter and instagram while you're at it?2020-12-201h 03Chris Betts VersusChris Betts VersusEleanor Tiernan and David MillsThis week Chris is joined by David Mills and Eleanor Tiernan two great comics from the UK scene.It goes all over the place as Chris dodges, dips, ducks, dives and dodges trying to justify some of the stances he's had to take.Topics include:Giving all political power back to Queen ElizabethVoting against legalizing divorceThe Phantom of the Operaand much moreFollow Eleanor on twitter @eleanortiernan Follow David on twitter @davidmillsdept Follow Chris on twitter...2020-12-1359 minChris Betts VersusChris Betts VersusGlenn Wool and Paul ByrneThis week’s opponent is the mighty Glenn Wool. Glenn’s combination of intelligent political comedy and burly Canadian demeanor has been described as "hoser savant." In short he’s a comedy dynamo and I’ve been excited to get him to do the show since I started it back in 2017.The guest judge is Paul Byrne, one of comedy’s best and most trusted directors. Paul is the only non-comedian ever to judge Chris Betts Versus and I’m delighted to have him.Topics included:One Night in Bangkok by Murrayhead (If you haven...2020-12-061h 02Chris Betts VersusChris Betts VersusThe Audience w/ Guest Judge Laura LexxGuest judge Laura Lexx joins Chris as he goes head to head with listeners like you.Topics include:Public nudityRegretting digging up kids' bonesNetballand much more.Buy Laura's book Klopp Actually here: https://www.lauralexx.co.uk/books/klopp-actuallyFollow her on Instagram and Twitter Join Chris' Patreon to support the show and hear the extra interview Laura Patreon.com/mrchrisbettsFollow Chris on Instagram and Twitter and subscribe to his Youtube channel to play...2020-11-291h 09Chris Betts VersusChris Betts VersusAhir Shah w/ Guest Judge Garrett MillerickAhir Shah comes to play while Garrett Millerick tries to keep Ahir and Chris on topic. Topics include:QAnonRegretting not living in the momentBeing drawn and quarteredand much moreJoin Chris' Patreon to hear the post show episode with Ahir and Garrett patreon.com/mrchrisbettsFollow Ahir on Twitter @ahirshahFollow Garrett on Twitter @millerickcomedy and Instagram @millerickcomedy Find out where to stream Garrett's album Sunflower here: https://800pgr.lnk.to/MillerickWESupport...2020-11-2258 minChris Betts VersusChris Betts VersusOxford University StudentsThis episode was recorded during a show for Oxford's freshers week with new students and post-grads.Topics include:The 2m ruleCapital punishment for bad grammarTelling your gay best friend you love himDressing like a straight guyand much more.Sign up for Chris' Patreon at patreon.com/mrchrisbetts Support this show http://supporter.acast.com/chris-betts-versus. See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.2020-11-121h 02Chris Betts VersusChris Betts VersusJamali Maddix w/ guest judge Max WhiteIn the first Versus against a single opponent Chris debate with Jamali Maddix (Vice's Hate Thy Neighbour) with his other good friend Max White judging their moves. This week we covered one night stands, armed voting booth vigilantes, Ibiza nightclubs' effect on becoming an adult, apartheid and more.Subcribe and rate the podcast!Joing Chris' Patreon for an exclusive post-show conversation with Jamali and Max. patreon.com/mrchrisbettsFollow Chris on Twitter and Instagram at @mrchrisbettsJoin the mailing list for news and exclusive offers at...2020-11-051h 10Chris Betts VersusChris Betts VersusChris Betts Versus the Audience with Pierre NovellieGuest judge Pierre Novellie (co-host of BudPod) is the decider this episode. An international crowd makes some great points but is it enough to beat Chris?Topics include:Not visiting your grandmother's death bedRegretting how you lost your virginityUnnecessary surgerySkeletonsand a lot more.Sign up at patreon.com/mrchrisbetts for exclusive post-show interviews with the judges (for example this weeks Pierre Novellie) and lots of other perks.Support this show http://supporter.acast.com/chris-betts-versus.2020-10-2958 minWeekdaily Podcast with Chris BettsWeekdaily Podcast with Chris BettsDaily Jokes with Chris Betts 28/04/20Russia! Care homes! UFOs! Live Nation! 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