Shows
Greene & Lewis202: Coal Miner's DaughtersOhio boomerang, the joy of Suburban Walmarts, shame at Pride, Chris' UFO Corner (TM), and that show at the BK Museum.Support Greene & Lewis2023-06-151h 06
Greene & Lewis96: Mind BathingI went camping, Will delivers a "state of the city" report, we discuss some gallery shows, $200 cologne, "sides", and the some more art stuff.Support Greene & Lewis2021-04-291h 05
Greene & Lewis95: Muddy TrailsThe aftershow is the real show now. We discuss camping and spinning narratives about your own life.Support Greene & Lewis2021-04-2254 min
Greene & Lewis94: Wild Wild WestWill dislikes the turduckening of meats. We discuss seafood, Water World, Wild Wild West, Will's Vibe magazine subscription, Prince Phillip, DMX, Palm Springs, ceremony, vaccinations, shit talking, criticism, taste, and integrity.Support Greene & Lewis2021-04-151h 22
Greene & Lewis93: Zanga DaysWe discuss a lot of social media from Zanga to Twitch with an emphasis on aging out of technological literacy. Other topics include vaccinations and a brand new list.Support Greene & Lewis2021-04-091h 05
Greene & Lewis92: Cold Boy SummerSheers, Teramana, seltzer, White Boy Summer, Cold Boy Summer, the Suez Canal, Asian violence, lucid dreaming, and Halloween costumes.Support Greene & Lewis2021-04-011h 01
Greene & Lewis91: Tissue Paper ProjectsA definitely, completely, totally over Zoom podcast, in which we discuss: too much Marvel content, DVD nostalgia, the Frick at the Breuer, Trump tweets on paper, clocks, tissue paper projects, thick water, and a new business idea.Support Greene & Lewis2021-03-221h 02
Greene & Lewis90: Paniversary w/ Natalie LernerNatalie joins us for a year in retrospect.Special Guest: Natalie Lerner.Support Greene & Lewis2021-03-131h 19
Greene & Lewis89: The Feeling of Muffin TopWe discuss NFT's and indulge in another big ol' list.Support Greene & Lewis2021-03-041h 18
Greene & Lewis88: The Platypus Was a Bad IdeaWe get a new prompt from the afterlife and I post some cringe about mental health. Teach me how to hit the nail.Support Greene & Lewis2021-02-251h 00
Greene & Lewis87: Society for MaladjustmentNatalie makes the boys a list.Support Greene & Lewis2021-02-1859 min
Greene & Lewis86: The Grumble ContingentWe discuss the gym, charisma, grumbling, camels and horses.Support Greene & Lewis2021-02-111h 13
Greene & Lewis85: Bad Figurative PodcastingWe cover GameStop mania, Clubhouse, AOC on Twitch, unions, and The Spectator's "The Rise of Bad Figurative Painting" by Dean Kissick.Support Greene & Lewis2021-02-041h 08
Greene & Lewis84: The Disco of it AllWe discuss nether grooming, student loans, how families help artists, Adam Curtis, The Bee Gees, and what kind of a world is emerging and how we fit into it.Support Greene & Lewis2021-01-271h 13
Greene & Lewis83: Signs of LifeThe last days of Trump, a buffalo chicken hero, minimalism or nothingness, and sentimentality.Support Greene & Lewis2021-01-2056 min
Greene & Lewis82: Team 1a & 1bWe discuss last week's Washington shenanigans and the Church and Rothko show at Mnuchin Gallery.Support Greene & Lewis2021-01-131h 38
Greene & Lewis81: King ShitshowWill's in the danger zone and it's 2021...oh well. We warm up with a list, talk fashion from the aughts, Pelosi's pig head, and the vaccine black pill.Support Greene & Lewis2021-01-061h 01
Greene & Lewis80: Where's My Paprika?The Greene & Lewis hot take holiday spectacular! We do a little warm up session and Trump administration retrospective.Support Greene & Lewis2020-12-231h 11
Greene & Lewis79: ContentednessDo you remember 2003? What about scheduling, girlbossery, "regular" people, and being mindful?Support Greene & Lewis2020-12-181h 00
Greene & Lewis78: The Tokenism of RudolphWe're talkin' shrunken sweaters, Obama's West Wing fantasy, problematic Rudolph, editorial issues in journalism, earnestness and irreverence, Rudy Guiliani's rug, New York Magazine's "places we lost", memory and hagiography, plus: Will's weight problem continues.Support Greene & Lewis2020-12-1057 min
Greene & Lewis77: The Baja Blast of it AllWill is stoned. We discuss casino stonks, peak hookah, and a lot of silliness; followed by an earnest discussion of student loan debt, a theory of failsons, lack of noblesse oblige, elite failure, art collectors, and the human element that touches it all.Support Greene & Lewis2020-12-021h 03
Greene & Lewis76: Ego is a Fickle BitchA classic studio dive. We discuss Zoom protocol, therapy and Napoleon, chasing darkness, the joy of wasting time, shame, evaluating your own work, compartmentalization, and Will's future Twitch streaming career.Support Greene & Lewis2020-11-251h 02
Greene & Lewis75: The Great ResetThis was supposed to be the after-show, but instead it's the real show. We talk Cinnabon frosting pints, rising Covid, and the Great Reset.Support Greene & Lewis2020-11-191h 26
Greene & Lewis74: Who Let It Get This Way?Uh oh. Covid comes home to roost. We also discuss Alex Trebek, San Marino, botulism, vaccine news, leisure & toil, and more on the political climate.Support Greene & Lewis2020-11-141h 07
Greene & Lewis73: Sad Clown SunsetThe Greene & Lewis election night special. We dive deep on "I Voted" stickers, Tinder, mommy issues, and The Sound of Music.Support Greene & Lewis2020-11-041h 18
Greene & Lewis72: The Bling Ring of KohlsIn which, Will is buried by doors and the suburbs are paranoid. Other topics include, Hunter Biden, bagel supremacy, culture jamming, and monoculture immersion. (Sorry for the audio folks, we're still getting used to the new setup.)Support Greene & Lewis2020-10-291h 18
Greene & Lewis71: Lisa NeucarThe Zoom era dawns. We catch up a little, talk about the weather, possible DS9 reboot, Italian American immersion, getting jacked at Planet Fitness, Glocks, Will's damaged paintings, and new kitsch.Support Greene & Lewis2020-10-231h 08
Greene & Lewis70: Chasing CatharsisCelebrating 70 and we're talkin': fried chicken pot pie, PAGGs, a stalled out lawnmower, haziness, our frayed community net, malaise, and being alone together.Support Greene & Lewis2020-10-161h 27
Greene & Lewis69: Lazy DadaWill denies ever eating a meatball sub, everyone has COVID, mail theft, branding & stylization, longing for the sophisticated past, and can we see another future?Support Greene & Lewis2020-10-091h 14
Greene & Lewis68: Spilled Bowl of ChiliI'm wondering if I should buy a Chinese Marine Corps jacket...I'm thinkin' yea. Other than that, we talk about the presidential debate for 45 minutes, but honestly...who cares. There's a special announcement at the end. We engage in some real talk about big life changes.Support Greene & Lewis2020-10-021h 26
Greene & Lewis67: Bad Behavior w/ Natalie LernerNatalie (@natalie_lerner) is back for the first IN PERSON guest-ep in ages. Feels good man. We discuss the favor economy in the workplace, sanitizing Discovery Zone, corona guilt, discernment & judgement, declining mental plasticity, lots of studio stuff, and the meaning of art without pomp. At the end we shit talk Jerry Saltz.Special Guest: Natalie Lerner.Support Greene & Lewis2020-09-261h 18
Greene & Lewis66: The Bababooey Industrial Complex"Will's Dip Corner" is turning into a recurring segment and I'm having a manic spell. This week we talk about taste in movies, discrepancies in Roger Sterling's age, and whether things were really that good in the 90's. We end on a long thread about voting (or not) in the upcoming election, civic engagement, and what we can learn from the Tao of Will.Support Greene & Lewis2020-09-181h 10
Greene & Lewis65: Back in a Holy PlaceWill has a crippling dip addiction. Our main topic this week is the reopened Metropolitan Museum of Art! We talk conservation, viewing with sunglasses on, having positive feelings about art again, exhibition design, reading labels, and Richter's Birkenau paintings.Support Greene & Lewis2020-09-121h 16
Greene & Lewis64: The Nihilism Slip 'N SlideThis week we discuss being back to work in these strange times. Topics include: October vacation, social awkwardness, shameful sick days, the genus and phylum of assholes, and wasting time vs. dilly-dallying. Support Greene & Lewis2020-09-031h 31
Greene & Lewis63: Laurel Leaves Used to Mean SomethingCupcakes WERE a surprising idea in 1997, I swear. Talking the Rock, NYC Nannystate, the exquisiteness of a 90-Minute movie, and we learn a terrible secret about Peg from Accounting.Support Greene & Lewis2020-08-271h 09
Greene & Lewis62: Individual Mass ConfusionIn which, I take a trip to a hood dentist. We also discuss Will's disdain for being photographed, the DNC's cucked convention, post office hysteria (and Forever 21's forgotten collaboration), collective delusion, mass confusion, Baudrillardian nightmares, and cultural death drive (fun!). Don't worry everyone...it's over now.Support Greene & Lewis2020-08-201h 16
Greene & Lewis61: A Thinking PotatoAn old fashioned menagerie! We cover a lot here. We talk Stew Leonard's (there's 12 lbs. of dip in the fridge), KHIVE, the hoggies at Sturgis, Guy Fieri's body double, politics with my uncle, Ivy League schools, Vermont vs. New Hampshire, more vexillology, Reddit/forum drama, are you Mr. Mime or Ditto?, consumption as a generative act, the difficulty of authentic thinking, and giving hard problems to lazy people.Support Greene & Lewis2020-08-121h 23
Greene & Lewis60: Here I'm a Moralist, There I'm a MarxistWe dicuss stonks, the bidet, and our float tank experience.Support Greene & Lewis2020-08-051h 28
Greene & Lewis59: Pandemic NostalgiaWill impulse bought a bidet...This week we talk targeted ads ("Please bro. Use this moisturizer bro."), UFOs and ookie-spookies, the lower east side murder, Canada's mass shooting, friends of the police, stonks, and nostalgia for April.Support Greene & Lewis2020-07-311h 15
Greene & Lewis58: Triple WonkaWe talk about Zuckerberg and sunscreen, followed by a long art chat. We discuss a new painting I made (@ccamperchioli on instagram), setting work aside, editing your oeuvre, and lessons from the formalist past.Support Greene & Lewis2020-07-231h 11
Greene & Lewis57: The Kabuki of NormalThis week we discuss Wayfair children, gay flags, feeling vs. describing, Johns and Rauschenberg, plus a bunch of other art talk. Towards the end we vent about the many peculiar anxieties of our current moment.Support Greene & Lewis2020-07-161h 20
Greene & Lewis56: Dancing With A ChickenThis week we're talkin' SNL, 'Whose Line is it Anyway?', being high AF, and the reality of winning the lottery. We also do a long a studio visit with Will, in which we discuss: his new readymades, Felix Gonzales-Torres, anachronism, avant-garde and kitsch, and optimists masquerading as pessimists. Support Greene & Lewis2020-07-101h 38
Greene & Lewis55: Low-Upper-MiddleHey! It's one year of Greene & Lewis! We totally forgot to mention it...oh well. On the bright side, it's a great episode. We talk about fast-food for 30 minutes then move into a more serious conversation about posting, cancel culture, and logging off.Support Greene & Lewis2020-07-021h 10
Greene & Lewis54: ParmageddonTopics include: proximity to genius, powers of 10, the 2012 vs. the 2016 election, flippin' dippers, economy and consolidation from Applebee's to high art, a US-China merger, and how Flavor Town could save us.Support Greene & Lewis2020-06-251h 09
Greene & Lewis53: Millenial Zoomer Cusp w/ Natalie LernerNatalie returns to talk quarantine, BLM, McMuffin Cop, posting, authenticity, and strength.Special Guest: Natalie Lerner.Support Greene & Lewis2020-06-181h 19
Greene & Lewis52: Me Hit You With StickThis week we're talking The Rock's cheat meals, Bon Appétit drama, corporate HR, police unions/corruption, what happens millennials retire–will Zoomers rebel?, and some musings on aging.Support Greene & Lewis2020-06-111h 03
Greene & Lewis51: ElMaoMeet your fearless leader ElMao. Will has a genius "brain script" for a Sesame Street episode. We also discuss plastic food, childhood memories at the science center, futurism, monotony, and design & architecture. We end on a discussion around this week's events, the political climate, and sense-making in general (Will has an encounter with Zelda hentai).Support Greene & Lewis2020-06-021h 11
Greene & Lewis50: Platonic Fried Chicken50 episodes! Unfortunately, we forgot and make no mention of it. This episode is kinda interesting. It's long and unvarnished, but hopefully you'll spot the gems in our otherwise semi-cogent rambling. Topics include: when to stop reading a book, phonetic alphabets, utilitarian vs. aesthetic design, idealism in general (with a focus on fried chicken), a redefinition of class in America, what happened to art and taste?, and a long digression about art in the 1980s.Support Greene & Lewis2020-05-241h 38
Greene & Lewis49: The Happy Madison ModelThe bois discuss some tips on proper car maintenance, our excursion to Montauk, more depressing (sorry) talk about quar and what comes next, and how Adam Sandler might save us. Lastly, we review Summer In A Bottle Rosé, Will delivers his extended theory of glassware, and I share my favorite 'box-of-wine' story.Support Greene & Lewis2020-05-181h 15
Greene & Lewis48: Well-Formed Baby w/ Ulrika AnderssonUlrika shares her experience of liquidating her childhood home, more thoughts on intuition, and her new artistic project–@fourthmoment on Instagram.Special Guest: Ulrika Andersson.Support Greene & Lewis2020-05-071h 33
Greene & Lewis47: Marshmallow of a LieClassic style, just the bois. We discuss our quar adventure to the beach, UFOs, disinformation, problems in the news media, and what comes next. Finally, Will takes the Proust questionnaire. We learn how to make small talk and the difference between lies and bullshit.Support Greene & Lewis2020-05-041h 18
Greene & Lewis46: Modern Country w/ Alan PrazniakWe welcome back returning champion Alan Prazniak (@alanpraz) for a deep-dive on his exhibition 'Modern Country' at Geary Contemporary. Online now at https://geary.squarespace.comSpecial Guest: Alan Prazniak.Support Greene & Lewis2020-04-291h 08
Greene & LewisW.I.L.L. Radio: Hustle and FlowA special solo message from Will.Support Greene & Lewis2020-04-2806 min
Greene & Lewis45: RocketscientismThere was a mashed potato incident...In this episode, we discuss 'Submission' by Michel Houellebecq and 'Mao II' by Don DeLillo, then offer some meandering thoughts on liminal spaces and what comes after quar.Support Greene & Lewis2020-04-231h 36
Greene & LewisMorning Pages: Forever OverheadIn which, I share my favorite story.Support Greene & Lewis2020-04-1926 min
Greene & Lewis44: Pos'd Up w/ Gwen KurtzGwen joins us to share her experience working in public health and contracting Corona. At the end, we talk beauty tips, Catholic guilt, accents, and scrabble (minor spoilers for 'The Deuce' @01:14:00).Special Guest: Gwen Kurtz.Support Greene & Lewis2020-04-151h 17
Greene & Lewis43: Your Own Private IRAThe bois are back to discuss Gen X coping, haircuts, the case against Joe Biden, intuition, drunk piano tuning, drunk Frasier, and finally, Will administers the Proust personality test. This is a good one. Pay special attention to the last 30 minutes.Support Greene & Lewis2020-04-111h 12
Greene & LewisMorning Pages: The Freshness of ApplesAn experimental mini-episode from Chris.Support Greene & Lewis2020-04-0706 min
Greene & Lewis42: Excavation Cry w/ Cait CarougeFirst timer Cait Carouge (@badmomm) joins us to discuss life under quarantine, left-right dyslexia, Catholic guilt (beware The Night Watchman of the Rectory), adapting to virtual socializing, drink recipes, Will disdain for mob movies, and the uncanny valley of machine learning.Special Guest: Cait Carouge.Support Greene & Lewis2020-04-061h 18
Greene & Lewis41: Cemeteries Aren't Just for GothsYour bois go classic style. Late night. No guests. Pretty loopy. We discuss creativity & intuition during the pandemic, then segue into a meditation on mortality (don't worry...it's fun), and end by determining our roles in the coming collapse.Support Greene & Lewis2020-04-031h 05
Greene & Lewis40: Ruby Anniversary SpectacularStill under quarantine, Greene & Lewis presents a menu dégustation of your favorite guests.
Chapter 1: Grandma Nostalgia with Erika Hickle (@pixieforest69)
Chapter 2: Big Tower Energy with Ulrika Andersson (@salty_muffin)
Chapter 3: Elastic Content with Alan Prazniak (@alanpraz)
Chapter 4: Suspended Space with Natalie Lerner (@natalie_lerner)
(Plus, a little surprise for those who wait...)Special Guests: Alan Prazniak, Erika Hickle, Natalie Lerner, and Ulrika Andersson.Support Greene & Lewis2020-03-292h 09
Greene & Lewis39: Groundhog WeekA new era dawns for Greene & Lewis...Will's soundboard! Other than that–it's looking bleak, as the second week of social isolation sends your boys on a downward spiral. Hope you're all coping better than we are. On the upside, we should have the capability to remote cast with guests very soon. Keep your ears peeled.Support Greene & Lewis2020-03-251h 11
Greene & Lewis38: Daddy's Not Gonna Go to WorkThis one's fun. Still stuck in quarantine, the bois indulge in a classic smorgasburg. We talk Sim City, Donald Judd, labour relations, throwing each other off tables, and Will's mac-n-cheese addiction.Support Greene & Lewis2020-03-191h 05
Greene & Lewis37: BONUS - Crazy Town LockdownWe're poding up a storm in the G & L trap. Obviously, we talk about COVID and Shifty Shellshock. Expect another episode later this week.Support Greene & Lewis2020-03-171h 02
Greene & Lewis36: The Chicory IncidentThe episode is kind of a blur. I flushed my Juul down the toilet. We discuss Corona and Corolla virus, a note from Ron, Will's post-ironic urn (we have a new sponsor), nutrias, and global doom and gloom.Support Greene & Lewis2020-03-121h 10
Greene & Lewis35: Due For A MulliganIncidentally, this was recorded on Super Tuesday. In spite of some lethargy, we discuss a near-miss fire at the studio, Will's new Heywood Wakefield table, downtown lofts, a new turn of phrase in the G & L lexicon, and have a heartfelt conversation about struggle and growth (personal and political).Support Greene & Lewis2020-03-051h 02
Greene & Lewis34: InfiniEgoI'm back baby! The bois return to discuss Vegas family updates, Ron's 'Podcast Rebuttal' note, Will's musing on his ancestral home, is Pete Buttigieg a side gay?, and of course–my work for St. Bernard on his landslide Nevada caucus victory.Support Greene & Lewis2020-02-271h 44
Greene & Lewis33: Camp By Any Other Name w/ Natalie LernerThis episode has it all: witches, nostalgia, whale tail, meta-awareness in 2002, PACEY, demon men, gay cowboys, and returning champ Natalie Lerner (@natalie_lerner). Come for the ADHD conversation, stay for the exceptional production value in this ep.Special Guest: Natalie Lerner.Support Greene & Lewis2020-02-201h 23
Greene & Lewis32: They Planned for the Bus to Break Down w/ Erika HickleWhen the cat's away, Will has to play producer and promoter with returning guest Erika Hickle (@pixieforest69). Tip your fav on patreon for doing the Lord's work for 2 weeks.Special Guest: Erika Hickle.Support Greene & Lewis2020-02-131h 19
Greene & Lewis31: Bernie Bonding w/ Natalie LernerNatalie Lerner joins us on the night of the Iowa Caucus for a little Bernie Bonding. This is my favorite episode in awhile. We cover everything from the Dixie Chicks, to Medicare for All, to perennial favorite 'crying at movies', and more. NANANANAAAAANA Goodbyyyyyyeeee Earl.
www.patreon.com/greeneandlewis (If you're having trouble finding the G&L Patreon, it's because explicit content isn't searchable on Patreon! Follow the link or search it on Google.)Special Guest: Natalie Lerner.Support Greene & Lewis2020-02-062h 14
Greene & Lewis30: Under A Lot of ThumbsA good-old, down-home, freewheelin' episode, in which Will posits a theory of life's trajectory. After 50, it's Panda Express three times a day until you die.Support Greene & Lewis2020-01-301h 13
Greene & Lewis29: You Need a SeabiscuitWill's back and ready to listen. Your bois do some studio talk, discuss Félix Vallotton, and get in weeds of the New York Times double endorsement (and the Democratic primary in general).Support Greene & Lewis2020-01-231h 09
Greene & Lewis28: The Upside Down w/ Alan PrazniakAlan Prazniak guest-hosts a very special episode. We dive deep on the intricacies of studio practice and the state of the artworld. Plus, a spoiler filled conversation about the new Safdie brothers film 'Uncut Gems'.Special Guest: Alan Prazniak.Support Greene & Lewis2020-01-161h 32
Greene & Lewis27: OK DoomerIt's 2020. Welcome to your inevitable doom. We spend this episode covering various cons and counterfeits, Will's new hairdo, the Iran situation, and advertising in the age of surveillance capitalism. (Recorded on Sunday, January 5th, 2020.)Support Greene & Lewis2020-01-091h 15
Greene & Lewis26: Mental CheetosYour bois cover their new year's resolutions and take a self-critical look back at 2019.Support Greene & Lewis2020-01-021h 11
Greene & Lewis25: , Outlived you.We begin with a big announcement...The Greene & Lewis Patreon is live! Catch the second half of our mega-episode with Jim and other bonus content in the future. (www.patreon.com/greeneandlewis) Our main topic this week is Peter Schjeldahl's wonderful elegy 'The Art of Dying'. This is an earnest one folks. Merry Christmas from your bois.Support Greene & Lewis2019-12-261h 11
Greene & Lewis24: Have You Guys Ever Been on Google? w/ Jim BrittinghamThe Jim Brittingham (@kermi_ime) episode. This is Part 1 of a much longer conversation. We haven't decided how to deal with the release of Part 2, but it will be out soon. Stay tuned.Special Guest: Jim Brittingham.Support Greene & Lewis2019-12-201h 12
Greene & Lewis23: Two Too Long TablesThis is a furniture review podcast now. We also talk about THE BANANA, some LES/Tribeca shows, and HBO's Watchmen ( spoilers @ ~45 mins.). I don't edit the podcast anymore (sorry?).Support Greene & Lewis2019-12-121h 08
Greene & Lewis22: Fully Suburban YouthThe studio is once again fully furnished. We talk about bodega sandwhiches, a certain Emmy winner's apartment, tone-deaf instagram warriors, and wallowing in sickness. Then, I recount some tales from my halcyon days.Support Greene & Lewis2019-12-051h 20
Greene & Lewis21: Untitled (Happy Thanksgiving)We recorded this late, so I didn't edit it. We talk about memes, bad show titles, ignorant grammar, and a couple of stories about rats. It's long and meandering, but this one's fun.Support Greene & Lewis2019-11-281h 25
Greene & Lewis20: W2W w/ Trevor Marzella@tbags216 guest hosts this instant classic. We discuss the Irishman (skip to 17:45 to avoid spoilers), 21 under 20, and how to increase casualties (dear FBI, it's irony...).Special Guest: Trevor Marzella.Support Greene & Lewis2019-11-211h 11
Greene & Lewis19: On FleetThe bois are back in town! We dick around for 30 mins, then discuss the new MOMA and the Met Beurer's Vija Celmins show. Someone give us a Hulu password. We're suffering from Love Island withdrawal.Support Greene & Lewis2019-11-141h 06
Greene & Lewis18: LA Riot w/ Rachel Malin & Alan PrazniakNot so live from Los Angeles! Newcomer Rachel (@raycheemalmal) and returning champ Alan (@alanpraz) join us to discuss relationships, a Pornhub sponsored show at Maccarone, empowerment and self-promotion on Instagram, Pompei (Rachel's a geologist), middle school dances, naming pets, and Rachel plugs the Bunny Museum.Special Guests: Alan Prazniak and Rachel Malin.Support Greene & Lewis2019-10-311h 19
Greene & Lewis17: Vegas Edition: Sister Act w/ Jessica CamperchioliGreene & Lewis: West from Las Vegas! My sister Jess and I reminisce about our childhood in Ohio, getting caught doing drugs, and being pro-Juggalo. Don’t miss the end. Jess was present at a major historical event.Special Guest: Jessica Camperchioli.Support Greene & Lewis2019-10-241h 11
Greene & Lewis16: THOT vs. ThoughtThis is a good one. There's more art talk than usual...a lot more. Museum shows, instagram trends, and French Canadians are all covered. We talk too much about the Buzzr network and Will learns what Lava Lounge ads are actually for. I bought a yellow Adidas windbreaker. It's tight.Support Greene & Lewis2019-10-171h 04
Greene & Lewis15: The Middle HorseDominatrix therapy, cargo pants, and spoiler alert for Joker.
(This one's a little shorter than usual. We lost a big chunk to a recording problem, but we'll be back in full force next week.)Support Greene & Lewis2019-10-1052 min
Greene & Lewis14: Glass Apple w/ Erika HickleErika (@pixieforest69) returns. We talk about 90's urban myths, a bizarre tabloid story, fantasies of being a detective, and a certain glass apple. (Note to the true heads: "tote bag bitch" is uttered at 27:53 in Ep.06. For the last time...I DIDN'T CUT IT OUT!)Special Guest: Erika Hickle.Support Greene & Lewis2019-10-031h 05
Greene & Lewis13: RepentanceWe talk about my visit to San Gennaro and analog TV channels. The last half is great conversation about religion and lack of community.Support Greene & Lewis2019-09-271h 09
Greene & Lewis12: Guinan HatsA real smorgasbord of an episode. We cover LES shows, lot lizards, Shane Gillis's cancellation, nice vs. politeness, Will's fascination with Egypt, mine with castles, learning to speak Vulcan, vintage toy hunting, Rasputin and Kelly Clarkson. Support Greene & Lewis2019-09-191h 04
Greene & Lewis11: OSHA's 9/11We talk about Hyperallergic's series of articles on art handler exploitation for most of the episode. It gets fun at the end when Will explores his dark past and we argue about doing the dishes. I'm not supposed to complain about the podcast on the podcast anymore. You never hug the help. 2019-09-111h 08
Greene & Lewis10: Another Brick in the RoadIt's just the bois this week. Topics include crying at media, instagram loan follow up, a bizarre amazon review, and fascist Epcot.Support Greene & Lewis2019-09-051h 10
Greene & Lewis09: Hangover Nail w/ Erika Hickle & Alan PrazniakErika Hickle (@pixieforest69) and returning champ Alan (@alanpraz) join us to talk gross medical stories for 45 minutes. Not for the faint of heart. We also hear some listener feedback, classify fruit by Pokemon type, find our celebrity look alikes, talk sincerely about style, and end on a patented outro trainwreck.Special Guests: Alan Prazniak and Erika Hickle.Support Greene & Lewis2019-08-291h 46
Greene & Lewis08: Live From Olive Garden w/ Ulrika AnderssonUlrika's on this one! Topics include: Kevin Costner, Tom Selleck, Will's D.A.R.E corner, the morality of giving, when your real-self comes out, Brené Brown, prep school repression, and some Once Upon a time in Hollywood... followup. Oh, also we went to Olive Garden in Times Square.
Will still can't use a microphone. I'm sorry about all the audio problems. I did my best...I really did...Special Guest: Ulrika Andersson.Support Greene & Lewis2019-08-221h 18
Greene & Lewis07: A Very Special Ep(stein)isodeAnother dicey one. We talk about paper hoarding, Will's past life as a bracelet boi, giant squid hunting, Richard Branson's shit palace, accelerationism, and of course...Jeffrey Epstein. Rest in power.Support Greene & Lewis2019-08-141h 16
Greene & Lewis06: Tote Bag BitchThis one's full of anxiety. We talk about gas station dick pills, bar encounters with strangers (Will roofied himself), my comprehensive theory of music, and Once Upon a Time in...Hollywood. One thing's for sure, it's a pity party.Support Greene & Lewis2019-08-081h 10
Greene & Lewis05: Aqua Gay Hunger ForceWe talk about Warren Kanders, friends of Dorothy, and the first democratic debate. Please don't DM me with nice comments about Will. In fact, you should DM him and tell him to stop interrupting my patented monologues.Support Greene & Lewis2019-08-011h 02
Greene & Lewis04: My Mom the Log Lady w/ Alan PrazniakAlan Prazniak (@alanpraz) is a throughly talented painter with a penetrative imagination and a penchant for quirk. We squander all of that. Instead, we talk about Super Nintendo and our broken families–between bouts of bullying Will.
Hang in til the end 'cause Will's drunken plugs might be the funniest thing we've yet recorded.Special Guest: Alan Prazniak.Support Greene & Lewis2019-07-251h 36
Greene & Lewis03: The Rusty BoisThe boys talk about cursed object collecting, the devious elderly, a chief wahoo tattoo, and lots of other Cleveland escapades. We also complain about capitalism, but stay tuned for 'Will's Hot-Ass Take Corner' at the end. Sorry about this one, the beach is a hell of a drug.Support Greene & Lewis2019-07-181h 05
Greene & Lewis02: Raiden's Belgian LinenThe boys talk about Christopher Lambert, down-market forgeries, plastic surgery, and touristy museums. Other stuff too. We recorded this awhile ago, I can't remember.Support Greene & Lewis2019-07-121h 03
Greene & Lewis01: Who's Afraid of Hot Topic?The boys talk about 7th grade parties, the Game Show Network, fanny packs, a bro named Scott, and how to teach collage to the youths. I mix up additive and subtractive color. Shut up.Support Greene & Lewis2019-07-011h 07