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Cold Brew Got Me LikeEpisode 191: Free SoloChris scales the sheer face of COLD BREW - alone! All the usual complaints, PLUS Chris's new single "Vitamin D" - out Friday everyehere - in its entirety EXCLUSIVELY for #CBGML listeners. Cold Brew Patreon: Patreon.com/ChrisCroftonChris Crofton Bandcamp: ChrisCrofton.bandcamp.com2025-06-031h 21Cold Brew Got Me LikeCold Brew Conversations VI: Author/Filmmaker Alex R. JohnsonA conversation with one of my closest friends - writer, director, and now AUTHOR of the new book "Brooklyn Motto," Alex Johnson. Here are some links where you can purchase the book, watch his acclaimed feature film "Two Step" - as well as a beautiful short film ("Thanksgiving") Alex directed starring...ME. Plus, videos Alex directed for songs of mine - one going all the way back to the year 2000. Enjoy!"Brooklyn Motto": https://www.brooklynmotto.com/"Two Step": https://www.justwatch.com/us/movie/two-step"Thanksgiving": https://vimeo.com/19414970?fbclid=IwY2xjawJyqr5leHRuA2...2025-04-211h 17Cold Brew Got Me LikeEpisode 185: Ketamine Meet-and-GreetIs the music industry truly "elevating" anyone if they're not paying them? ALSO: Ketamine update: everyone in the building has seen Chris freak out! PLUS: Blue Origin's celebrity passengers probably forget to look out the window, and a song of the week by Chris Crofton, Albert Hickman and Taylor Jones.Steve Martin - the stock martket bit (from "Comedy is Not Pretty," not "The Steve Martin Brothers): https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dxajcsfO2iU&list=PL2MtElzTEi6mbuer96lm1sSzHKEWuqRxt&index=5Cold Brew Patreon: Patreon.com/ChrisCroftonChannel Nonfiction: ChannelNonfiction.com2025-04-141h 31Cold Brew Got Me LikeEpisode 181: The Mailman is F*cked Now That Every Building Looks the SameThe President's caddy is inspecting beef. ALSO: Some guy who thinks he's Captain Ahab is building the shiniest building in Tennesee. PLUS: The Crofton Brush Company, and a song of the week from Talk Talk!!!Talk Talk - "Life's What You Make It": https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9G42rmPvbbUCold Brew Patreon: Patreon.com/ChrisCroftonChannel Nonfiction: ChannelNonfiction.com2025-03-111h 38Cold Brew Got Me LikeEpisode 172: Elections and AntidepressantsChris predicts the election...WRONG. Chris rants incoherently about skateboarding. ALSO: Antidepressants, and the "Mom & Pop" pharmaceutical company. PLUS: A great new Can Do Cold Brew ad, and a song of the week from The Features!!The Features - "The Idea of Growing Old": https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DiH8x4bmusACold Brew Patreon: Patreon.com/ChrisCroftonChannel Nonfiction: ChannelNonfiction.comCan Do Cold Brew: CanDoColdBrew.com2024-11-111h 08Cold Brew Got Me LikeEpisode 170: COLD BREW CONVERSATIONS: Chris Talks with a Special Guest - Comedian Greg Edwards!*COLD BREW CONVERSATIONS*: Chris Talks with a Special Guest - Comedian Greg Edwards! Greg Edwards IG: https://www.instagram.com/gregcomedy?utm_source=ig_web_button_share_sheet&igsh=ZDNlZDc0MzIxNw==Cold Brew Patreon: Patreon.com/ChrisCroftonCan Do Cold Brew: CanDoColdBrew.com2024-11-021h 13Cold Brew Got Me LikeEpisode 168: COLD BREW CONVERSATIONS: Chris Talks with a Special Guest - Comedian Allen Strickland Williams!*COLD BREW CONVERSATIONS*: Chris Talks with a Special Guest - Comedian Allen Strickland Williams! Allen Strickland Williams IG: https://www.instagram.com/allenstricklandwilliams?utm_source=ig_web_button_share_sheet&igsh=ZDNlZDc0MzIxNw==Cold Brew Patreon: Patreon.com/ChrisCroftonCan Do Cold Brew: CanDoColdBrew.com2024-10-211h 12Cold Brew Got Me LikeEpisode 166: COLD BREW CONVERSATIONS: Chris Talks with a Special Guest - Comedian Kristen Toomey!*COLD BREW CONVERSATIONS*: Chris Talks with a Special Guest - Comedian Kristen Toomey! Kristen Toomey IG: https://www.instagram.com/kristentoomey?utm_source=ig_web_button_share_sheet&igsh=ZDNlZDc0MzIxNw==Can Do Cold Brew: CanDoColdBrew.com2024-10-081h 08Cold Brew Got Me LikeEpisode 153: The Supreme (LOL) CourtAlternate titles: "Forgetting Love Canal" or "Capitalism is the Opposite of Enlightment." ALSO: Hot Plate: the scratch-off - If you get a pork chop, you get a ticket to the fair. PLUS: Greg's biologist friend, Chris ruminates on the human condition and a great old REM song!!!!REM - "Supernatural Superserious": https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e9lWmq6PgMACity Cast Podcast featuring Chris: https://nashville.citycast.fm/podcasts/new-laws-taking-effect-monday-and-why-you-should-run-for-officeCold Brew Patreon: Patreon.com/chriscroftonChannel Nonfiction: Channelnonfiction.comCan Do Cold Brew: Candocoldbrew.com2024-07-041h 19Cold Brew Got Me LikeEpisode 149: A Crofton's History of The United StatesChris doesn't know how America's two-party system came to be. Greg gently offers a correction. ALSO: TV on the gas pump. Chris says: "I don't want to put everyone down in the world first thing in the morning." PLUS: Using AI to make, ahem, great movies! A song of the week from the Bee Gees! A new Can Do Cold Brew ad!Bee Gees - "Mr. Natural": https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dFulEf2aylECold Brew Patreon: Patreon.com/chriscroftonChannel Nonfiction: Channelnonfiction.comCan Do Cold Brew: Candocoldbrew.com2024-06-041h 30Cold Brew Got Me LikeEpisode 147: It's Time For Us to Confront PowerliftersChris is back from the Neil Hamburger tour!! Chris is happy! Greg is happy! Gregg Turkington hung out with Anton LaVey. That's right, you read it right. ALSO: Paddy Chayefsky, soothsayer. Chris sold 12 books in Sioux Falls. PLUS: Greg yelled at a powerlifter, Can Do Cold Brew and a song of the week from Elvis Presley!!!!Elvis Presley - "Patch it Up" (single version): https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=88gKirpHFccCold Brew Patreon: Patreon.com/chriscroftonChannel Nonfiction: Channelnonfiction.comCan Do Cold Brew: Candocoldbrew.com2024-05-231h 13Cold Brew Got Me LikeEpisode 145: Cold Brew Makes Your Pancreas Sparkle!Youtube prarie dogs, feeling self conscious around Persian cats. Obama's Pearl Jam birthday. ALSO: Greg calls Chris "Chris Kaczynski." The sportification of America. PLUS: All of our listeners work at tire shops. Can Do Cold Brew. Song of the week from Richard Harris!Richard Harris - "A Tramp Shining": https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HYvWRhH0rsMJimmy Webb's glider vid: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PjWY2EYQSd8&t=921sChannel Nonfiction: Channelnonfiction.comCold Brew Patreon: Patreon.com/chriscroftonCan Do Cold Brew: Candocoldbrew.com2024-04-301h 21Cold Brew Got Me LikeEpisode 133: Chris Broke His ScapulaIt's true. Chris broke his scapula during Nashville's "blizzard." The hospital offers a glimpse of the lost middle class. ALSO: Chris's greatest hospitalizations! Cat Scan machines are overpriced toaster ovens. PLUS: Can Do Cold Brew, corporate mergers and a song of the week from Eric Bachmann!!Eric Bachmann - "Heavy Hours": https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UVviFI54H9ACold Brew Patreon: Patreon.com/chriscroftonChannel Nonfiction: Channelnonfiction.comCan Do Cold Brew: Candocoldbrew.com2024-01-241h 49Cold Brew Got Me LikeEpisode 132: Chris vs HimselfChris has an existential crisis, Greg's audio is f*cked - and it's still a good show!!! ALSO: A great idea for converting an abandoned car wash into a coffee shop, Can Do Cold Brew bringing back vaudeville and the new Advice King!!! PLUS: The new Nashville Confidential, and a song of the week from Alabama!!!!Alabama - "Mountain Music": https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M6WfM0cXWSQChris's New Nashville Confidential (starts at 25:30): https://wpln.org/post/episodes/diversely-segregated-nashville-confidential-and-reporter-roundup/Greg's Documentary Website: Channelnonfiction.comCold Brew Patreon: Patreon.com/chriscrofton2024-01-171h 10Cold Brew Got Me LikeEpisode 128: Choreographing ContentDystopian job listings. A podcast hosted by garbagemen called "The Dump." ALSO: The horror of Moms for Liberty, and a little ditty about seasonal depression. PLUS: An epic Can do Cold Brew ad, and a link to a video of Chris's recent Nashville show (below)!!!Chris Crofton live at Dee's in Nashville: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tbjhQFDmF2M&t=3819sPatreon: Patreon.com/chriscroftonChannel Nonfiction: Channelnonfiction.comCan Do Cold Brew: Candocoldbrew.com2023-12-191h 36Cold Brew Got Me LikeEpisode 126: I Can't Fill My Pipe Without Being InterruptedRich people’s roof decks collapsing under the weight of their helicopters. Death may be a premature conclusion. Greg is stockpiling carbon paper. ALSO: Billionaires looking at each other and seeing cartoon turkey legs. Proto-libertarians mad about newspaper stands. PLUS: Chris's NPR feature, The Advice King, The Galapagos Affair, I Called Him Morgan and a song of the week from Madi Diaz!Chris's NPR Feature - "Nashville Confidential": https://wpln.org/post/episodes/best-of-riding-s…lle-confidential/Patreon: Patreon.com/chriscroftonChannel Nonfiction: Chan...2023-11-281h 39Cold Brew Got Me LikeEpisode 124: Gold Bars With Wheels On 'EmChris says "I don't remember what I used to talk about on these shows." Greg wants to steal all the cars at the airport. Chris says beware of overly energetic people. ALSO: The latest Advice King, Chris's new NPR show Nashville Confidential (link below), and Jared Leto's horrible new song. PLUS: Song of the week (a Bob Dylan cover) from Richie Havens!!!!Richie Havens - "If Not For You": https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cZHZ3xOBsHsNashville Confidential (Bell Witch) - Chris starts at about 32:00: https://open.spotify.com/episode/4Xgk8SiwjIDq9CjzDpei1P?si...2023-11-141h 40Cold Brew Got Me LikeEpisode 122: Nashville Confidential with Chris Crofton™Autozone is a sorry excuse for a community center. People marveling at instances when the ultra-wealthy are "nice." Kevin Costner thinks he IS his character from Yellowstone. ALSO: Sherpas, Robert Irwin: "A Desert of Pure Feeling." PLUS: Nashville Confidential's WPLN debut (link below!) and a song of the week by The National!!!The National - "Hornets": https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sV_PWzzYBwoNashville Confidential with Chris Crofton: https://open.spotify.com/episode/4Xgk8SiwjIDq9CjzDpei1P?si=2AaDKJhoSBiMUhLGL9fwDAGreg's "A Desert of Pure Feeling" review: https://www.channelnonfiction.com/robert-irwin-a-desert-of-pure-feeling-is-worth-a-long-look-and-then-a-few-more/2023-10-311h 10Cold Brew Got Me LikeEpisode 120: The Cops are Quiet QuittingGreg's out of town, so Chris is all alone!!! The police are quiet quitting. Greg Gutfeld thinks it's time for a civil war because of shoplifting. Chris thinks those two things are connected. ALSO: Neil Hamburger!!! PLUS: A song of the week from Nick Lowe!!!!Nick Lowe - "Time Wounds All Heels": https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=998fP8wMHusPatreon: Patreon.com/chriscroftonChannel Nonficton: Channelnonfiction.comCan Do Cold Brew: Candocoldbrew.com2023-10-171h 21Cold Brew Got Me LikeEpisode 118: The Chris Crofton TelethonThe CEO of Blackrock doesn't know why everyone is in a bad mood. His name is Larry Fink - for real. He manages 9 trillion dollars. Back in the day, the townspeople would have violently dismantled his stagecoach. ALSO: Anthony Blinken plays the blues. PLUS: Chris's upcoming tour with Neil Hamburger and a song of the week from Leslie Stevens!!!!Leslie Stevens - "Secrets": https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fVWGshS13lcPatreon: Patreon.com/chriscroftonChannel Nonfiction: Channelnonfiction.comCan Do Cold Brew: Candocoldbrew.com2023-10-031h 31Cold Brew Got Me LikeEpisode 108: Cold Brew Roofers™A dystopian technique for replacing a roof in one day. America's addiction to excitement. ALSO: Student loan forgiveness?? Calling vacation days "PTO." The new Can Do Cold Brew Ad. PLUS: An update on Chris's campaign, new info on the doomed submersible and a song of the week from Radio Shack occultist Mort Garson!!Mort Garson - "Tarot": https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G2p_x3FnAwEChris's Nashville Scene Candidate Q&A: https://www.nashvillescene.com/news/pithinthewind/metro-council-at-large-q-a-chris-crofton/article_22ec4ab2-87ff-5af5-9329-b9097c94022a.htmlChannel Nonfiction: Channelnonfiction...2023-07-181h 31Cold Brew Got Me LikeEpisode 107: "Dish Pit"- The MovieChris and Greg have written an A24 movie called "Dish Pit." Every role will be played by Adam Driver. To say that Licorice Pizza sucked, A24 employees had whisper to each other in a parking garage like Watergate informants. ALSO: "Coffee Church" - Chris's plan for community "kindness klatches." An update on Chris's campaign! PLUS: Greg's acupuncture cult, the new Can Do Cold Brew ad - and a song of the week from John Sebastian!John Sebastian - "You Go Your Way and I'll Go Mine": https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1SYS46SrKLEChris's City...2023-07-111h 38Cold Brew Got Me LikeEpisode 106: The Supreme JokeNew Nashville: Where the bulidings play!™ The Supreme Court has been compromised - stop letting it decide stuff. ALSO: The wealthy love roof decks because they can't see the poverty as well from up there. An update on Chris's campaign for Nashville City Council! The new Can Do Cold Brew Ad! PLUS: The earth is about to fall off its axis. Song of the week - "Telephone" - by Atlanta band SMALL!!SMALL - "Telephone": https://youtu.be/0_LaRvvwV4ECrofton for Council: https://secure.actblue.com/donate/crofton-for-council-1Channel Nonfiction: Channelnonfiction.com2023-07-041h 17Cold Brew Got Me LikeEpisode 105: The Submersible LibertarianBREAKING: It turns out that the guy who made it impossible for student loans to be forgiven had a weird, very personal grudge against students. The diabolical billionaire-big brother/big sister program for Supreme Court justices. ALSO: Libertarians derugulated a submarine to the point where it killed them. PLUS: The latest Can Do Cold Brew ad, and a song (album, really) of the week from Public Enemy!!!!Public Enemy - "You're Gonna Get Yours": https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vYblg4i2HD8Chris Crofton for City Council: https://secure.actblue.com/donate/crofton...2023-06-261h 41Cold Brew Got Me LikeEpisode 104: Shifty Shellshock's TED TalkAn update on Chris's campaign for Nashville City Council!! Jenny Lewis's song "Psychos" leads to a long discussion of the band "Crazytown," which leads to Carson Daly and Tara Reid, which leads to... ALSO: TED talks, the invention of youtube, and Celebrity Rehab With Dr. Drew. PLUS: The latest Can Do Cold Brew ad, and a song of the week from Caroline Spence!!!Caroline Spence - "Mary Oliver": https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x6YoPXe0uO0Donate to Chris's campaign: https://secure.actblue.com/donate/croftonPatreon: Patreon.com/chriscroftonChannel Nonfiction: Channelnonfiction.com2023-06-201h 27Cold Brew Got Me LikeEpisode 103: How to Stop Worrying and Love the Trickle DownDaniel Ek (pronounced Eek!), the man who owns music, thinks Neil Young is lazy. "Tricky" by Run DMC is about being very, very busy. Rich people are the worst tippers. ALSO: Old-money people are being priced out of New York and LA, and are making up stories about "freedom" and "liberals" to explain why they're leaving. They'll say anything to avoid admitting that they simply can't afford to live there. PLUS: Ted Kaczynski and the CIA, and a song of the week from Sinead O'Connor!!!Sinead O'Connor - Last Day of Our Acquaintance: https://www.youtube.com/watch...2023-06-131h 39Cold Brew Got Me LikeEpisode 102: John Philip Cold BrewChris is running for Nashville City Council!!! Greg has some groundbreaking campaign ideas. Chris thinks maybe he should be a human bowling pin. ALSO: One of the best Can Do Cold Brew ads ever, conspiracy theory ASMR, and churches full of chocolate syrup. PLUS: Chris Crofton's huge campaign fundraiser June 15th at The 5 Spot!!! A song of the week from Langhorne Slim!!!Langhorne Slim - "Sundown": https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_tiCU7E8y4kDonate to Chris Crofton's Campaign: https://secure.actblue.com/donate/croftonPatreon: Patreon.com/chriscroftonChannel...2023-06-061h 20Cold Brew Got Me LikeEpisode 100: EPISODE 100!!!!!!The 100th episode!!! Zarathustra knows what I'm talking about. Paperweights that say "Keep it up!" Greg files a special report from Taos, NM. Chris is running for Nashville Metro Council!!!! ALSO: Greg accidentally writes the campaign slogan: "Using the Answers." PLUS: A new Can Do Cold Brew ad, and song of the week "Big Shot" by Billy Joel.Patreon: Patreon.com/chriscroftonBilly Joel - "Big Shot": https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bEea624OBzMThe Crofton Word: https://croftonword.wordpress.com/author/croftonword/Can Do Cold Brew: Candocoldbrew.com2023-05-231h 29Cold Brew Got Me LikeEpisode 99: Chris Talks About Being at Woodstock 99...Again!Chris talks about being at Woodstock 99 again! Chris had a rough Y2K - even without a computer! ALSO: Chris plays a really old song called "Down With the Rich." PLUS: The latest Advice KIng, and a song of the week from Deer Tick!!!Deer Tick - "The Real Thing": https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SN9-hzH2IfUChris speaking at the Titans stadum hearing: https://www.instagram.com/reel/CrgbY7AgBd3/?utm_source=ig_web_copy_linkPatreon: Patreon.com/chriscroftonChannel Nonfiction: ChannelNonfiction.comCan Do Cold...2023-05-091h 13Cold Brew Got Me LikeEpisode 96: Gavin Rossdale's PoetryChris talks about the band Bush for longer than should be permitted by law. Greg says the song "Glycerine" is about face wash. ALSO: Chris's Mule Day report!!! A secret recording of the deranged TN Republicans who expelled two Democratic legislators (link below). PLUS: Artificial Intelligence, and Depeche Mode's song of the week "Caroline's Monkey."#CBGML Patreon: Patreon.com/chriscroftonTN Republicans caught on tape: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OTZTl0qqD8sDepeche Mode - "Caroline's Monkey": https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DovlFfkYQV0Channel Nonfiction: Channelnonfiction.com...2023-04-171h 35Cold Brew Got Me LikeEpisode 92: The Lies of Larry SummersChris and Greg discuss America's all-vape-store economy! Bryan Cates, a Can Do Cold Brew discount code and THE LIES OF LARRY SUMMERS. ALSO: A new cold brew ad, and songs of the week from Fugazi and Bryan Cates!!! (links below)Fugazi - "Walken's Syndrome": https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dc6XzujtRRQBryan Cates - "Idols": https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L09MIpW2-XQChris Crofton Patreon: Patreon.com/chriscroftonCan Do Cold Brew: Candocoldbrew.com2023-03-201h 00Cold Brew Got Me LikeEpisode 87: Rick Rubin's Front DoorQ: What do Ian Astbury, Neil Young, seasonal depression, The Living Theater, and sealing Rick Rubin's front door shut have in common?? A: Cold Brew Got Me Like - Episode 87. ALSO: Chris reads the new Advice King! The new Can Do Cold Brew advertisement! PLUS: Song of the week from The Cult!!!The Cult - "Electric Ocean": https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_A48u5mMBHwChris Crofton Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/chriscroftonCan Do Cold Brew: Candocoldbrew.com2023-02-141h 11Cold Brew Got Me LikeEpisode 86: Cold Brew for Mayor!Nashville Mayor John Cooper scams the elderly! Chris considers running for mayor because he never scams the elderly! James Cameron's wife put a bag of ammunition on a campfire. ALSO: The Chinese spy balloon is a hot water bottle that escaped from a strongman competition. PLUS: Another stunning "Can Do Cold Brew" ad, and a song of the week from Lionel Richie!!!!Lionel Richie - "Say You, Say Me": https://youtu.be/9OfoTaLXrUoChris Crofton Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/chriscroftonCan Do Cold Brew: Candocoldbrew.com2023-02-061h 18Cold Brew Got Me LikeEpisode 83: Cold Brew for the Elderly™Chris and Greg's mom is caught on tape revealing that Tucker Carlson "wears a wig." A dusty wig. And Chris reminds everyone Matthew McConaughey used to be bald. ALSO: "Glass Onion" is like that U2 album that got put on everyone's iTunes. Glass Onion is a pretentious "Cannonball Run." Billionaires can't be satirized, because they are already an unfunny joke. PLUS: The new Advice King column, and a song of the week by Glen Campbell!!Glen Campbell - "Country Boy": https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v79n73FQ5aIChris Crofton's Patreon: https://www.patreon.com...2023-01-171h 24Cold Brew Got Me LikeEpisode 82: "His name was Laugh Out Loud Creme, apparently"1982. Bartles and Jaymes and Godley & Creme. Chris thinks the name of the band that sings "Wagon Wheel" is Antiques Roadshow. ALSO: Hardscaping! Spurgeon Settings! The New Advice King! PLUS: Song of the week - the Chris Crofton and the Alcohol Stuntband song "The Sheik"!!!The Alcohol Stuntband - "The Sheik": https://www.dropbox.com/s/wowb3es39hq9v6g/11%20The%20Sheik.mp3?dl=02023-01-021h 16Cold Brew Got Me LikeEpisode 80: John Denver's Amaretto SourChris and Greg remember defunct Nashville hot spot Smeraldo's! Chris has a bloodhound named Cold Brew that hunts celebrity memorabilia. ALSO: Regional sex positions! Our new sponsor "Can Do Cold Brew" takes effect! PLUS: John Denver drank amaretto, and 2 songs of the week!!John Denver - "Dancing with The Mountains": https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0ISCtadfBP8John Denver - "Prisoners": https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TcHT3YBpvUsPeter Cooper's writing philosophy: https://www.yahoo.com/entertainment/peter-cooper-celebrated-nashville-music-183334302.html?fr=sycsrp_catchall2022-12-131h 08Cold Brew Got Me LikeEpisode 78: The Cold Brew PipelineChris and Greg decide to run a cold brew pipeline from Nashville to Madison. They're gonna run it through rich neighborhoods on purpose. A discussion of urban renewal and racism follows. ALSO: Volcanoes full of Bird scooters, Chris reads an Advice King Classic™ and a LONG story about The Associated Press. PLUS: The song of the week from Jenny O!!!!Jenny O - "Solitary Girl": https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9bYIY4Po1PkLittle Rock Doc: https://www.channelnonfiction.com/dream-land-little-rocks-west-9th-street/#CBGMListening: https://www.patreon.com/posts/cold-brew-got-me-751216882022-11-291h 16Cold Brew Got Me LikeEpisode 77: Crofton Cheesesteaks™Nashville, TN, is a food desert, so Chris and Greg are going to open a terrible-yet-favorably-reviewed cheesesteak restaurant. ALSO: Adam Driver gets tricked into doing a Yves Saint Laurent commercial with a goat. PLUS: Gas pump cliffhangers, the latest Advice King column, and a song of the week from Caitlin Rose!!!https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dEm73-p4nxUYOU CAN FIND CHRIS CROFTON'S PATREON: https://www.patreon.com/chriscrofton2022-11-221h 12Cold Brew Got Me LikeEpisode 71: Pumpkin CreamedChris is headed to Nashville!!! He's loading the car with worthless, easy-to-find vinyl records. A powerful argument that Jagermeister is NOT a "digestif." ALSO: Chris and Greg visit Monsanto's "Pumpkin Creamed" cold brew factory, and Chris reads the new Advice King column. PLUS: Liz Truss, libertarian moron, and a song of the week from John Denver!!!John Denver - "Spirit": https://youtu.be/GOkq-nCI5bAThe Coffee Review Board - "A Lonesome Ohio": https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rdQpu9DLdq02022-10-101h 27Cold Brew Got Me LikeEpisode 68: King Kong at the BeachGreg's broadcasting from Myrtle Beach! Chris clears his throat! MI6 agents in parrot suits! Heat signatures! ALSO: Lacrosse Corner™️ PLUS: Cold brew makes Greg says "Calistoga," a youtube guy talks about pipes, and a beautiful song of the week by Chris Whitley.Chris Whitley - Mountain Side: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6MSjBmmZ6TA2022-09-211h 13Cold Brew Got Me LikeEpisode 59: The Ultimate Piece of CheeseThe James Webb Telescope has split Greg's wig. He says it's going to impact the "art world." Chris wonders where that world is. Greg calls the James Webb Telescope "the ultimate piece of cheese." ALSO: Chris says "wheelie" 10,000 times. PLUS: Song of the week from the Screaming Females!Screaming Females - Triumph: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b0PPjH_TfUc2022-07-201h 03Cold Brew Got Me LikeEpisode 52: Starstruck By Bookstore ClerksChris is allowed behind the counter of a bookstore and he loses his mind. Steve Jobs meets Bob Dylan and asks him whether he likes pleated or flat-front pants. ALSO: How to defeat Donald Rumsfeld at squash. PLUS: Song of the day - John Denver's "The Wings That Fly Us Home"John Denver: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v4BANicOw8UGreg's Action Park Article: https://www.channelnonfiction.com/?fbclid=IwAR0aaIViQLcOD5rjwyYGn1xfL9RS8JvY5VfTM8rmLF_EFXMDQbaQ9ncfxpAChris's Book: https://www.vanderbiltuniversitypress.com/9780826504630/the-advice-king-anthology/2022-05-061h 22Cold Brew Got Me LikeEpisode 50: Square Dancing With a MouseEPISODE 50!!!! Holy sh*t!!!! Uhhhh...we didn't do anything special!!!! It's just Chris this week. He says the only way to get out from under "global forces" is to take a nap. ALSO: Tapas at the 9/11 Memorial, the Canuxploitation doc "Being Different," and how to write a will. PLUS: Song of the day by Sebadoh!!! Link(s) below.Being Different: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gWb9XxcHNZY&t=4322sSebadoh "Medicate": https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dO6C4pSK1Tw2022-04-2359 minCold Brew Got Me LikeEpisode 47: The Only Podcast Discussing the Oscar SlapCOLD BREW GOT ME LIKE is the first and only podcast to discuss the Oscar slap! ALSO: Chris talks about a time he had a "brain wipe" on The Daily Zeitgeist, and then has one. PLUS: How to write an X-Men script, trying to eat dinner during the movie "The Lighthouse," and a John Phillips song.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i9D39YvR3fs&t=4shttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bGUDpZLLO082022-04-011h 09Cold Brew Got Me LikeEpisode 46: Chris Martin's HairlineThe Loudon Wainwright III appreciation episode!!! Surviving Twin!!! ALSO: Cold Brew in the News - Chris Martin is forced to get a hair weave by his manager Rudy. PLUS: Chris reads an excerpt from "The Advice King Anthology." https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Is9ilmbczi8https://www.vanderbiltuniversitypress.com/9780826504630/the-advice-king-anthology/2022-03-261h 28Cold Brew Got Me LikeEpisode 45: Racy John FogertyGreg's ski trip! Greg describes the band that played at the lodge as being like "a racy John Fogerty." Chris accidentally calls a mountain a "website." PLUS: Win an Advice King t-shirt by guessing the name of a real ski bum! ALSO: That guy who says he lost his virginity to an alien, and Steven Adler's friend "Weasel."2022-03-181h 20Cold Brew Got Me LikeEpisode 44: Goldendoodles are Hairy RoombasGreg is on vacation, so Chris talks to himself!! FEATURING: Charles Dickens' granddaughter Monica inventing the Goldendoodle, the new Advice King, bucket lists, abandoned mines, and The Garden of Allah hotel. PLUS: The Wall Street Journal gets in touch with Chris, and he thinks it's his big break. It is most certainly not.2022-03-111h 08Cold Brew Got Me LikeEpisode 43: Jay Sebring Chasing Clint Eastwood With a Blow DryerIt's Mom's Birthday!!! Mom likes Monster Magnet!!! Chris's bathroom renovation update!! ALSO: Going to college with Tucker Carlson. PLUS: Fugazi's eight-hour rehearsals, Jay Sebring convincing Clint Eastwood to use conditioner, and Tex Watson joins Rick James's band. Fugazi at The Trocadero (me and Greg were there): https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zO-l5OsxMqUJay Sebring Hair Styling Lesson: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v_A9yo658Z02022-03-041h 27Cold Brew Got Me LikeEpisode 42: January 6th Was Woodstock for Confused PeopleCOLD BREW GOT Chris and Greg talking about the Mariana Trench, Fleetwood Mac holograms, and SOCIETY. Chris accidentally calls General Patton "James Patterson" - James Patterson is the guy who filmed Bigfoot at Bluff Creek in 1967. Greg tells a fun story about a hungry bear, and Chris uses it as a segue into a nightmarish story about their dad.2022-02-261h 08Cold Brew Got Me LikeEpisode 41: Chris Complains About Dua LipaChris is crabby again. Chris complains about everything from the modern world's lack of "village elders" to Dua Lipa. PLUS: Chris and Greg celebrate the fact that "Cold Brew Got Me Like" is the #21 comedy podcast in Poland!!!2022-02-181h 11Cold Brew Got Me LikeEpisode 40: Phone Call to a BridgeWE ARE BACK!!!!!!! Chris and Greg revisit the time-honored (at this point) topic of Chris's bathroom "renovation." ALSO: Rand Paul did yard work instead of legislating. PLUS: Jeff Bezos' henchmen call a bridge in Rotterdam.2022-02-151h 08Cold Brew Got Me LikeEpisode 40: Ned Ludd vs Yoko Ono vs Chuck BerryChris and Greg discuss the similarities between the Luddites, a radical 19th century faction which destroyed textile machinery, and the Cold Brew Got Me Like podcast. ALSO, how Yoko Ono ended up doing turkey calls during Chuck Berry songs. PLUS: WOODEN COFFEE CUPS1) wood mug: https://youtu.be/tnvfdvv8h7k2) Yoko: https://youtu.be/Hl-JfpFJVAU3) Hillbilly select:https://youtu.be/tdBOYLjyz4M2022-01-1546 minCold Brew Got Me LikeEpisode 39: Cloak BoyChris and Greg discuss the famous and popular video game “Cloak Boy.” Also, Sterling Hayden, a man who needs at least 4 acres to think properly. mansplains alcoholism. PLUS: Trent Reznor was in a band called “Slam Bamboo” - and that’s TRUE.1) https://youtu.be/einQjrm2vnY2) https://youtu.be/Yi7q85B1PwA2022-01-091h 05Cold Brew Got Me LikeEpisode 38: When Axl Rose Got His Teeth FixedChris and Greg want to “put their bodies upon the gears” like Mario Savio. Greg’s gonna carve his initials on Amazon trucks, rendering them useless. ALSO: Chris explains how Axl Rose fixing his teeth and hiring Dizzy Reed led directly to the gig economy.2021-12-1858 minCold Brew Got Me LikeEpisode 37: I Thought That Rascal Was Somewhere Having a MilkshakeChris and Greg reminisce about their days on college radio. FEATURING: The day In 2008 when some student DJ wearing flip-flops and khaki shorts played the Aerosmith song “Pink.” ALSO: Joe Lara, Remnant Fellowship, and a deranged 1972 malt liquor promotional film.Malt liquor ad:https://youtu.be/Y_hOoDRtNrs2021-12-101h 12Cold Brew Got Me LikeEpisode 36: UFO or Food Truck??Chris formally announces the forthcoming Advice King book! Chris and Greg talk about how drunk chicken farmers must have been in 1961. In related news, a 1961 chicken farmer orders pancakes from a UFO. PLUS: Uri Geller’s yacht rock.https://www.dailystar.co.uk/news/weird-news/man-claims-aliens-gave-him-23511035https://youtu.be/aq8QEQ0seu02021-12-031h 11Cold Brew Got Me LikeEpisode 35: Is Your Carpet Ankle-deep? Why not??Chris and Greg discover that in the late 1960s you could collect-call a carpet store. Also, what is “Scotch Guard,” exactly? PLUS: A news anchor pretends he’s never heard of erectile dysfunction.shag carpet ad - https://youtu.be/k9fVTD8mKG8Stiff Bull - https://youtu.be/qKsxWyJFGEk2021-11-271h 10Cold Brew Got Me LikeEpisode 34: Sex CoffeeChris and Greg discuss “Hard Bull Coffee,” which is supposed to enhance your libido. It has ingredients from “the Malaysian jungle.” In related news, Chris wants to make T-shirts that say “MAY PRODUCE AN AWESOME EFFECT.”2021-11-1959 minCold Brew Got Me LikeEpisode 32: Box Trucks Gettin Crew CutsChris and Greg watch more people destroying trucks (https://youtu.be/USu8vT_tfdw ) ! Hinge bios! ALSO: A man tries to rehydrate 50-year-old bread that’s “light as a sponge.” ( https://youtu.be/ghIPKC2UwwM )2021-11-051h 17Cold Brew Got Me LikeEpisode 31: Captain Nemo is an AmericanTHIS WEEK: A deep dive (pun intended) on Captain Nemo, the similarities between David Duke and Ben Shapiro, and why the “gig economy” has been hell on U-Haul vehicles. PLUS: Chris re-enacts a famous scene from the movie “The Warriors.”Advice King link: https://www.nashvillescene.com/arts_culture/adviceking/advice-king-why-was-the-daily-wire-at-the-ryman/article_3a764584-373d-11ec-beb8-4f6c8a6882a8.html2021-10-311h 01Cold Brew Got Me LikeEpisode 30: Racism At The RymanChris and Greg discuss the Daily Wire event hosted by Nashville’s Ryman Auditorium, and the phenomenon of people who don’t have any idea where food comes from offering crazy opinions about why it’s missing from the grocery store. THEN, Greg talks about exotic coolant and reads an action-packed obituary. PLUS: A ghost psychologist ( https://youtu.be/4DUd_vXrggg )!2021-10-221h 11Cold Brew Got Me LikeEpisode 29: William Shatner Boldly Goes Where Plenty of People Have Gone BeforeChris is extremely mad that Bezos has tricked the press into calling the upper atmosphere “space.” ALSO - Greg and Chris talk about love. PLUS: the world’s worst Halloween-themed answering machine messages ( https://youtu.be/rHOlj-s1fIM ) , and “Hinge” profiles.2021-10-151h 02Cold Brew Got Me LikeEpisode 28: Vanilla Coffee Tastes Like VanillaLet them eat NFTs!!! Chris thinks the idea that Mark Zuckerberg froze his dad like Han Solo is the best joke ever! Greg doesn’t get to tell his beach story - again. PLUS: Werner Herzog on chicken hypnosis.2021-10-081h 06Cold Brew Got Me LikeEpisode 27: Ghost Hunter MakeoverGreg talks about a “homeless Labrador” with a Cheeto jug on his head. Chris says he’s been mad ever since “Jesus took his hair.“ PLUS: terribly dressed ghost hunters assaulted by magic fog. Vids featured: https://youtu.be/MISUHTo2NDs , https://youtu.be/10wYIv0cyCU2021-09-241h 03Cold Brew Got Me LikeEpisode 26: Mr. Coffee’s Sea SerpentsOn this episode Chris and Greg discuss the late, great Norm Macdonald, payphones, 1970s school bus drivers, and caffeinated men screaming incoherently into vacuum tubes. PLUS: The realization that everyone has their own 1993.2021-09-171h 04Cold Brew Got Me LikeEpisode 25: You Bloody FoolGreg is back! Chris and Greg discuss the biggest news story of the year so far: an Australian "Musk Duck" that is so horny it can say "you bloody fool." PLUS: 1970s "mood shirts" (like mood rings - but shirts), and Chris drinks an experimental coffee concentrate so strong it affects his speech.2021-09-101h 02Cold Brew Got Me LikeEpisode 24: Eight O’ Clock Coffee in a French PressGreg is on vacation! Chris watches an overconfident boomer review Eight O’ Clock Coffee. He says professional coffee-reviewer stuff like “it’s good!” and “I like it!” ALSO: Chris impersonates a YouTube coffee reviewer. PLUS: Eric speaks!2021-09-0456 minCold Brew Got Me LikeEpisode 23: Honeymooning on a Merchant Marine VesselChris does one of his favorite things: drink cold brew and speculate about the Merchant Marine. ALSO: Chris and Greg examine gender roles in 1970s Folgers coffee commercials.2021-08-271h 03Cold Brew Got Me LikeEpisode 22: Outback HipsterChris laments the state of the world for 20 minutes. THEN, Greg and Chris watch an unemployed Australian playwright impersonate a murderous 14 ft tall Yowie (Bigfoot). Also, Mark Zuckerberg is lonely as hell.2021-08-201h 00Cold Brew Got Me LikeEpisode 21: The Terrible Consequences of “American Exceptionalism”Chris and Greg discuss Tennessee anti-mask hysteria PLUS: Murder Salad? - “The Secret Life of Plants”2021-08-131h 04Cold Brew Got Me LikeEpisode 20: Don’t Be Afraid to Say You Don’t Like Smoking a PipeChris talks about his doctor visit and describes his diet. Greg reads an article from the “Mansion” section of the Wall Street Journal. We find out what a “loggia” is. PLUS: Miracle Whip and Jimi Hendrix!2021-08-061h 07Cold Brew Got Me LikeEpisode 18: Revolutionary War RockabillyChris thinks 19th century firehouses are the ultimate bachelor pads. ALSO: Northeastern flute rockabilly, and nostalgic boomer sex creeps.2021-07-241h 08Cold Brew Got Me LikeEpisode 17: Branson? Not a Fan, SonChris and Greg talk about Ryan Gosling, Ryan Reynolds, Ryan Seacrest, Flea, Aziz Ansari, Bill Graham, Boz Scaggs and Radiohead. PLUS: Chris is super excited about recreational space travel for tax evaders!2021-07-1557 minCold Brew Got Me LikeEpisode 16: John DeLorean, Watch SalesmanChris puts on German reading glasses and gives investment advice. Greg says he prefers serial killers that don’t slobber. PLUS: John DeLorean wanted young drivers to have V12 engines.2021-07-081h 02Cold Brew Got Me LikeEpisode 14: Stairway to TraumaChris forces Greg to watch a deranged man play an out-of-tune guitar until Greg can’t take it anymore. PLUS: Contaminated tuxedo protocol.2021-06-251h 19Cold Brew Got Me LikeEpisode 13: Bozo Bezos Goes to SpaceChris wishes Jeff Bezos the best on his important space mission: Operation Boyhood Dream. Also, waterbeds and Plato's Retreat.2021-06-111h 03Cold Brew Got Me LikeEpisode 12: Action Bowling and RolaidsChris and Greg discuss the evolution of professional bowling. Also: a man named Guppy Troup.2021-06-021h 10Cold Brew Got Me LikeEpisode 11: Murderer Refuses to Closee Video StoreChris and Greg talk about how you can't apply bootstrapping to obsolete technologies and *Cold Brew High Dive* part 2!!!2021-05-301h 09Cold Brew Got Me LikeEpisode 10: Cold Brew High DiveChris and Greg talk pelicans, porn and blood thirsty carnival barkers masquerading as sports announcers. Also, why don't courtroom sketch artists draw MMA events2021-05-221h 13Cold Brew Got Me LikeEpisode 8: Jim Morrison's Son Cliff!Chris and Greg talk about Jim Morrison's alleged son, and how clean Jim Morrison must have been when he died. Also: EVP maniacs!!2021-05-061h 05Cold Brew Got Me LikeEpisode 7: The Mad CanadianChris and Greg introduce the Power Directors to Canadian Stuntman, Ken Carter!! Also, a yogi in a plastic cube and Nova Scotia nightlife in the 1970s!2021-04-291h 09Cold Brew Got Me LikeEpisode 6: Do What Thou Wilt at Niagara FallsIn this episode, Chris Crofton does what thou wilt, for that is the whole of the law. Aleister Crowley was a beatnik, and Niagara Falls daredevils are the OG Merry Pranksters.2021-04-1556 minCold Brew Got Me LikeEpisode 5: Are Yetis Just Introverts?Chris Crofton and friends eschew Cryptocurrency for Cryptozoology as they survey the Bigfoot scene of Skamania, WA, in addition to other abominable abodes.2021-04-021h 13Cold Brew Got Me LikeEpisode 4: The Doors of Poor ReceptionChris & friends peer into the later lives of the living members of the classic rock group The Doors. Plus, the continued hunting of ghosts sadly not named Jim Morrison.2021-03-261h 07Cold Brew Got Me LikeEpisode 3: Testing EVP Ghost Dating Apps in the FieldChris Crofton & friends venture into the field with self made supernatural specialists to determine the gender of ghosts.2021-03-181h 05Cold Brew Got Me LikeEpisode 2: Speculating Wildly About The Badge ManGet hyped up on the cold stuff and put your JFK hat on! On this Episode, Chris Crofton and friends speculate wildly about the Blurry legend of the Grassy Knoll , The Badge Man, with the help of various Youtube PowerDirector produced music videos. Live Every Tuesday at 830 pm Central!2021-03-101h 09Cold Brew Got Me LikeEpisode 1: Warm Milk w/ Bertie Higgins & Sonny LimboChris Crofton & Friends invite you over for a glass of warm milk with assorted professional wrestlers and semi-professional music industry bums! This episode is about the life and times of the eighties soft rock artist, Bertie Higgins, and his hit song "Key Largo". Live Every Tuesday at 830 pm Central!2021-03-061h 17
The Chris Crofton Show » The Chris Crofton ShowThe Continental Podcast with Chris and Josh – Episode 8The Continental Podcasters ride again!!! Chris Crofton talks politics while Josh mopes!!!! NEW SEGMENT: We promote stuff that HASN’T happened! Natural Podcasting™ – from California.2017-08-0500 minThe Chris Crofton Show » The Chris Crofton ShowThe Continental Podcast with Chris and Josh – Episode 5THE CONTINENTAL PODCAST with Chris Crofton and Josh Fadem!!!! EPISODE 5!!!! A sterling example of Chris and Josh’s groundbreaking Natural Podcasting™ with patented Continental™ Sound!!! Chris admits that he sometimes lies and says he knows about punk rock bands that … Continue reading →2017-06-1700 minThe Chris Crofton Show » The Chris Crofton ShowContinental Podcast with Chris and Josh – Episode 4Continental Podcast with Chris and Josh – Episode 4 Chris Crofton and Josh Fadem are back again – and continental AS SHIT! Chris says Runyon Canyon sucks. Josh says he likes it. Both men suddenly realize that they are playing … Continue reading →2017-06-0900 minThe Chris Crofton Show » The Chris Crofton ShowThe Continental Podcast with Chris and Josh – Episode 3The Continental Podcast with Chris and Josh – Episode 3 The Continental Podcast with Chris Crofton and Josh Fadem is back, and it has an asterisk!!! In this episode Josh and Chris promote the podcast DOOR-TO-DOOR until Josh gets tired … Continue reading →2017-06-0100 minThe Chris Crofton Show » The Chris Crofton ShowThe Continental Podcast with Chris and Josh – Episode 2Episode 2 of the runaway hit CONTINENTAL PODCAST WITH CHRIS AND JOSH featuring your hosts Chris Crofton and Josh Fadem!!! This episode we talk about all kinds of continental stuff including cold brew and Chris’s crazy neighbors!!!2017-05-1700 minThe Chris Crofton Show » The Chris Crofton ShowChris Crofton’s Continental Podcast #1Chris Crofton’s Continental Podcast #1 – Chris renames his podcast again!! The first episode features comedy juggernaut and national treasure Josh Fadem!!!2017-05-0500 minThe Chris Crofton Show » The Chris Crofton ShowChris Crofton’s Pool Party – Season 2 Ep. 2Chris interviews the wonderful young comedian Jamie Loftus – from inside a Dunkin’ Donuts (really). Jamie talks about how important Dunkin’ Donuts is to her and a bunch of other hilarious stuff that I forget! Have fun!!2017-03-1800 minThe Chris Crofton Show » The Chris Crofton ShowChris Crofton’s Pool Party – Episode 6Chris sits down by the pool with the great Los Angeles rock ‘n’ roll band NOCONA!2016-10-1100 minThe Chris Crofton Show » The Chris Crofton ShowChris Crofton’s Pool Party – Episode 5Chris parties with comedian Alexa Loftus!!!!2016-10-0800 minThe Chris Crofton Show » The Chris Crofton ShowChris Crofton’s Pool Party – Episode 4Chris Crofton’s Pool Party – Episode 4 Poolside with sketch writer and documentary filmmaker Seth Pomeroy!!!!!2016-10-0800 minThe Chris Crofton Show » The Chris Crofton ShowChris Crofton’s Pool Party – Episode 3Chris Crofton’s Pool Party – Episode 3 Chris parties with comedian Ben Brandfon and they discuss Nightshift’s “Global Village.”2016-10-0800 minThe Chris Crofton Show » The Chris Crofton ShowChris Crofton’s Pool Party – Episode 2Chris Crofton’s Pool Party – Episode 2 Chris hosts actor/comedian Johnny Pemberton at his pool and they listen to some Swamp Dog.2016-10-0800 minThe Chris Crofton Show » The Chris Crofton ShowChris Crofton’s Pool Party – Episode 1Chris Crofton’s Pool Party – Episode 1 Comedian Billy Wayne Davis is featured on this inaugural pool party podcast!!!!2016-10-0800 min