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Chris Distefano Presents: Chrissy ChaosAre Russians The New Puerto Ricans?! | Ft Colin Quinn, Mike Birbiglia | Chris Distefano is Chaos#ChrisDistefano #Podcast #ComedyBABES we got a BRAND NEW format for you, Chris was ready to quit this podcast again but instead said forget that, I’m just gonna have the boys follow me around with a camera and try to do a hybrid podcast that mixes standup and poddy woddy. In this Friday night in New York, Chris talks to Colin Quinn and Mike Birbiglia, breaks into a legitimate film set being directed by Bradley Cooper and BOMBS after he tries a risky jokeBlue ChewMa...2025-03-0452 minChris Distefano Presents: Chrissy ChaosWhat Movie Did Chris Get SCREWED Out Of?!?! | Chris Distefano is Chrissy Chaos#chrisdistefano #Podcast #comedy Chris Distefano kicks this one off with a Super Bowl fever dream—congratulating both the Eagles and the Chiefs because, why not? Then it’s Hollywood nonsense, botched house hunting, and the insane idea of getting married at Madison Square Garden. September 11, 2025—be there. ChrisDComedy.comAd BreaksHello FreshGet up to 10 FREE meals and a free high protein item for life at https://HelloFresh.com/chrissychaos10fmProlonGo to https...2025-02-1153 minChris Distefano Presents: Chrissy ChaosChris is Doing MSG?!?! | Chris Distefano is Chrissy Chaos ft. Don Dipetta#ChrisDistefano #Podcast #comedy Check out this latest episode of Chrissy Chaos featuring Chris Distefano, Sad Don, and special guests from Rawlings! Chris unboxes his custom Gold Glove live on the pod and drops TWO huge announcements—his Hulu special premiering February 21st and his Madison Square Garden show on 9/11/25! Plus, Don reflects on the entertainment industry, hilarious subway chaos, and why Chris eats like a maniac. Don't miss the laughs, the chaos, and maybe even a live meltdown—hit play now! 🎤🤣 #ChrissyChaos #ChrisDistefano #MSG2025Support Our SponsorsBlue Chew2025-02-0459 minChris Distefano Presents: Chrissy ChaosWho The F Is Robbie Williams?! w/ Romesh Ranganathan | Chris Distefano is Chrissy Chaos | Ep. 201#ChrisDistefano #Podcast #ComedyRomesh Ranganathan comes by and tells us who Robbie Williams is, full backstory and Chris realizes his dream is to be Robbie Williams big in the UK. Chris lets Romesh in on how truly chaotic his life is and how much of a disaster his day to day can be because he's Chrissy Chaos and every episode needs to showcase that the kid is nuts. Support Our Sponsors!!https://bluechew.com UNCUT WILD CONTENT GO HERE👉https://www...2025-01-071h 19Chris Distefano Presents: Chrissy ChaosSteveWillDoIt Stops By, Did Chrissy Bomb on Rogan AGAIN?!? | Chris Distefano is Chrissy Chaos#ChrisDistefano #Podcast #ComedyChrissy Contemplates if he bombed on Rogan as the episode FINALLY (we hope) comes out today, he's joined by SteveWillDoIt for a minue who gifts the featured comic on Chris' Miami show a FAT WADDA CASH , then Chris relfects on 2024, says some thank yous and looks forward to a big year ahead.UNCUT WILD CONTENT GO HERE👉https://www.patreon.com/chrisdcomedyFollow us Muffin Butt!🙆🏼♂️ Chris DistefanoInstagram - https://www.instagram.com/c...2024-12-3153 minChris Distefano Presents: Chrissy ChaosChris Is Moving BACK to Staten Island?! | Chris Distefano is Chrissy Chaos#ChrisDistefano #Podcast #comedyshow Chris has a mental breakdown contemplating a move back to Staten Island, questions if he's an alcoholic because he's had a sip of wine everyday for a month, tries to buy Producer John out of their Superbowl bet, and over the course of the episode you'll see Chrissy get hammered off of two glasses of wine. Merry Christmas and Happy Holidays!Ad BreaksProlon Go to https://ProlonLife.com/CHAOS for 15% off the 5-day...2024-12-2453 minChris Distefano Presents: Chrissy ChaosChrissy vs All The Haters in His Comments | Chris Distefano is Chrissy Chaos#ChrisDistefano #Podcast #comedy 2 weeks ago Chris recorded an episode that legit almost took down the podcast with how much you pigs hated it, well he is starting this one off HOTTTTT and out for blood going off on all of you who hated on him!! We also update the Bills offer for John, Chris talks meeting Cobra Kai bros and we just have a good old time on the podcast. Cool?Unbound MerinoHead over to https://unboundmerino.com where new customers can use our code CHAOS...2024-12-171h 11Chris Distefano Presents: Chrissy ChaosChris Mukbangs a Wisconsin Pancake House | Ep. 197 | Chris Distefano is Chrissy Chaos#ChrisDistefano #Podcast #comedy recorded live in a Wisconsin pancake house, chaos and comedy collide! 🍴 From unexpected menu surprises to hilarious anecdotes about life, family, and food culture, Chris serves up his signature unfiltered humor alongside a stack of laughs. Plus, the crew dives into topics like comedy club meals, airport run-ins, and why everyone needs pancakes for the table. Morgan and Morganhttps://ForThePeople.com/chaos or dial Pound LAW (Pound 529) from your cell phone. UnCommon Goodshttps://uncommongoods.com/cha...2024-12-031h 03Chris Distefano Presents: Chrissy ChaosChris Is Trying To Find CORN In Salt Lake City | Chris Distefano is Chrissy Chaos#ChrisDistefano #Podcast #comedy Chris recorded this podcast from a gym in Salt Lake City because his life is spiraling out of control and it's the best he could do. He drank too much coffee, talked about his desperate attempt to find the corn of the dark arts that is banned in mormon town SLC, fixated on his own hair and then just went off on tangents. Chrissy put the chaos back on big time for this one.SUPPORT OUR SPONSORSUncommon Goods...2024-11-1947 minChris Distefano Presents: Chrissy ChaosJB Smoove Talks Real Life Curb Your Enthusiasm Moments | Chris Distefano is Chrissy Chaos#ChrisDistefano #Podcast #comedy Chris and JB Smoove dive into stories about doing commercials with Carmelo Anthony, their best (and worst) bald icons, and JB’s unconventional journey from comedy clubs to Curb Your Enthusiasm. JB dishes out wisdom on staying positive, his vegan lifestyle, and the art of bringing big energy to every room. Plus, Chris and JB make a pact to go vegan until Christmas—NYC better watch out!SUPPORT OUR SPONSORSHUELTry Huel with 15% OFF today using code CHAOS at h...2024-11-121h 43Chris Distefano Presents: Chrissy ChaosWho Is Tampa Tony Voting For Today?! | Election Special | Chris Distefano is Chrissy Chaos#ChrisDistefano #Podcast #ComedyChris and Tony talk about the Yankees, Chris' dad makes a shocking revelation about who he's voting for, they have some laughs about their family and more!SmallsFor 50% off your first order, head to https://Smalls.com/CHAOS and use code CHAOS. Mint MobileCut your wireless bill to 15 bucks a month at https://MINTMOBILE.com/CHAOS.Morgan and Morganhttps://ForThePeople.com/chaos or dial Pound LAW (Pound 529...2024-11-051h 24Chris Distefano Presents: Chrissy ChaosCasey Rocket Talks Kill Tony, Grimace and ROBO TRIPPIN' | Chris Distefano is Chrissy Chaos | Ep. 191#chrisdistefano #Podcast #comedy Chris Distefano and guest Casey Rocket talk life in Austin, Texas, and Chris's fascination with the original 13 colonies. They joke about Casey's past on Kill Tony, his reputation for drinking Robitussin, and his quirky personality. The conversation also veers into random stories about Grimace becoming an unofficial mascot for the New York Mets and Casey’s comedic journey. Throughout, the two exchange offbeat banter about sex, aging, and American history, keeping the episode both chaotic and hilarious. Support Our SponsorsTecovas...2024-10-2247 minChris Distefano Presents: Chrissy ChaosAdam Ray's REAL Name?? | Chris Distefano is Chrissy Chaos | Ep.#ChrisDistefano #Podcast #comedyshow This one starts with Chris trying (and failing) to guess Adam's hometown and real last name, leading to some misunderstandings. Adam shares a wild behind-the-scenes story from his time on set with Margot Robbie and Ryan Gosling and from Pam & Tommy, while Chrissy talks about his struggles with anxiety and the unexpected joys of parenting. Plus, they dive into Hollywood conspiracies, Chris’s unforgettable teacher crush, and some Dr. Phil quick hits.Smalls...2024-10-081h 12Chris Distefano Presents: Chrissy ChaosChris Is Cooking His MEAT In His Sauna?! ft. Gianni Paolo | Chris Distefano is Chrissy Chaps#ChrisDistefano #Podcast #comedyshow Chris is back with another wild episode, but this time he’s joined by the hilarious and charismatic actor Gianni Paolo, star of Power and its sequel. Together, they dive into insane stories, navigating the world of TV fame, and some unforgettable viral "To Catch a Predator" moments. They also get into the buzz surrounding the current election cycle and talk about dealing with woke culture. It’s an episode packed with laughs, candid moments, and a peek behind the curtain of Hollywood fame.Support Our Spon...2024-09-231h 22Chris Distefano Presents: Chrissy ChaosGetting Your Car WRECKED & House DESTROYED By a Tree IN ONE WEEK | Chris Distefano | Ep. 186#ChrisDistefano #Podcast #ComedyChris Distefano and Mike Cannon cover everything from Mike’s disastrous week around his son being born, to awkward parenting moments and a principal's lap dance disaster. They also swap wild roommate horror stories, high school memories and dive into the circumcision debate. Support Our SponsorsNaked Wineshttps://NakedWines.com/CHAOSGameTimeDownload the Gametime app, create an account, and use code CHRISSY for $20 off yo...2024-09-161h 10Chris Distefano Presents: Chrissy ChaosWhich Comedian Has The Best Chance at Riding a Bull?! w/ PBR's Matt West | Chris Distefano is Chrissy ChaosIn this electrifying episode of Chrissy Chaos, Chris Distefano dives into the wild world of professional bull riding with the legendary voice of PBR, Matt West. Get ready for stories that will leave you stunned, from death-defying rides to cowboy manners that make any New Yorker rethink chivalry. Matt shares the gritty realities of bull riding, the adrenaline-pumping moments, and the fearless mindset of the riders. Whether you're into high-octane sports, comedy, or just a good old-fashioned chaos, this episode is packed with laughs, insights, and some unexpected life lessons. Tune in to see if Chris could survive a...2024-08-261h 02Chris Distefano Presents: Chrissy ChaosDoes Sam Morril Want To Start a Family?! | Chris Distefano Chrissy Chaos |ft. Gary Vider | Ep.178#ChrisDistefano #Podcast #comedy Chrissy Chaos is on the road this week, recorded in the green room at Cesars in Atlantic City before Sam Morril and Chris Disefano headlined, they sat in a green room drinking some "Bodega Cat" whiskey talking about Lebron, the Knicks, Sam starting a family at some point, Chris bringing his entire family to AC and more! Gary Vider and James Mattern also stop by the show for a little.Magic MindThey have a limited offer you can use now...2024-07-081h 02Chris Distefano Presents: Chrissy ChaosMs. Pat Meets Jaz' Dad | Chris Distefano is Chrissy Chaos | Ep. 175#ChrisDistefano #Podcast #ComedyMs. Pat coms to Chris' hosue in queens fully entering the chaos. She meets Jaz' dad, learns about Wiki Feet, helps decide which race has the best babies and more! NutrafolFor a limited time, Nutrafol is offering our listeners ten dollars off your first month’s subscription and free shipping when you go to Nutrafol.Com/Men and enter the promo code CHAOSBlueChewAnd we’ve got a special deal...2024-06-241h 11Chris Distefano Presents: Chrissy ChaosDid Chris Get ASSAULTED In a SAUNA?! w/ Brooklyn Nems | Chris Distefano is Chrissy Chaos | Ep. 174#ChrisDistefano #Podcast #Comedy Gorilla Nems joins the Chaos this week as we catch up with Mike Cannon who just had a near-death experience! Watch Chris and Nems bond over their shared love-hate relationship with NYC and stick around for an absolutely insane story about Chris's would-be diddler. Prize PicksDownload the app today and use code CHAOS for a first deposit match up to $100!Ethos LifeGet term life insurance through Ethos today to help protect your family’s finances. Ge...2024-06-171h 16Chris Distefano Presents: Chrissy ChaosWhy Did Jaz Walk Out on Chris?! | Chris Distefano is Chrissy Chaos | Ep. 172#ChrisDistefano #Podcast #ComedyTIMESTAMPS00:00 Intro03:40 Jaz is Here!!06:29 Jaz WALKS OFF09:45 Distefano Family Cruise17:53 The King of Queens27:30 Weak and Gay31:50 Kumail Nanjiani35:59 Ahuasca47:45 Chrissy Good Father56:10 Talkin Recent Guests1:11:30 Chris Turns Down a Gig1:28:24 JASMIN RETURNS1:32:45 Jaz Talks Therapy1:38:14 Distefano Family Cruise 21:50:14 Jaz Diagnoses ChrisSupport Our SponsorsMorgan and MorganIf you’re ev...2024-06-031h 57Chris Distefano Presents: Chrissy ChaosJeff Wittek Teaches Chris How To Survive in Jail | Chris Distefano is Chrissy Chaos | Ep. 168#ChrisDistefano #Podcast #comedy TIMESTAMPS00:00 INTRO5:22 Chrissy Courtside11:21 Jalen Brunson Beef Update30:32 Podcast Cringe / TRASHING Comics34:08 Bobby Lee / Impaulsive39:39 Jeff’s New Lady47:29 What Happened to Jeff’s Eye…52:58 Chris’s Top 5 ComicsGameTime AppDownload the Gametime app, create an account, and use code CHRISSY for $20 off your first purchase.Magic MindThey have a limited offer you can use now, that gets you up to 48...2024-05-1358 minChris Distefano Presents: Chrissy ChaosCan Chris Distefano SAVE HIS CAREER?!? w/ Susan Inouye| Chris Distefano is Chrissy Chaos | Ep 167#chrisdistefano #Podcast #ComedyChris feels like his career is flatlining so Susan Inouye is going to try and talk him through it. Can the Chaos be SAVED?!?! Or ... is Chris just being Chris and getting in his head and wasting Susan's time?TIMESTAMPS00:00 INTRO01:46 Susan has 800 kids??03:06 Chris’s First Impression05:10 Rice Kings12:50 Chris is Gay2024-04-291h 23Chris Distefano Presents: Chrissy ChaosSexologist TEACHES Chris and Mike Where Everything Goes | Chris Distefano and Mike Cannon \ Ep 166#ChrisDistefano #Podcast #comedy Sexologist Chantelle Otten joins the Chaos to give Chris and Mike sex-education that New York schools never gave them.Support Our SponsorsPrize Picks“Download the app today and use code chaos for a first deposit match up to $100!”TwilloryTwillory.com and use my code [CHAOS18] to save on $18 off a minimum $139 order today!Morgan and MorganIf you’re ever injured, you can check...2024-04-221h 10Chris Distefano Presents: Chrissy ChaosWill Chris Survive Dubai?? | Chris Distefano and Mike Cannon | Ep 165#ChrisDistefano #Podcast #comedy Chris Distefano and Mike Cannon talk about the eclipse, swimmer butts, Chris' upcoming trip to Dubai, and way more. Check it outTIMESTAMPS00:00 INTRO10:41 Mike’s Taping13:41 Big Booty Diver20:07 Chrissy Can’t Sleeps26:02 Gays Ventura31:57 Da New York Knicks34:09 The Eclipse Broh42:38 Benson Boone48:17 Chrissy Lease Swap50:10 Voicemail56:32 The BRONX ZOO OWNER?1:03:54 Mean CommentsSupport Our Spon...2024-04-151h 09Chris Distefano Presents: Chrissy ChaosPodcasting During Earthquakes and Figuring Out Conjoined Twin Dynamic | Chris Distefano |Episode 164#ChrisDistefano #Podcast #Comedy00:00 INTRO06:56 Yung Chrissy16:03 THE NYC EARTHQUAKE20:23 Not So Fat Amy33:17 Da Knicks35:37 POW43:04 Voicemails Brah53:43 Puerto Ricans in Pools55:30 Conjoined Twins??1:05:39 Chrissy Connected1:09:50 Something Special1:14:40 Chris Hates Pods1:19:02 Chris in his Feels tho1:20:40 Producer John Cleans Windows1:28:14 Crazy Chris Kids StoryMagic MindThey have a limited offer you can use now, that gets you up to 48% off your first subscription or 20% off one time purchases with code CHAOS at checkout You can claim it at: https://www.magicmind.com/chrissychaos2024-04-081h 33Chris Distefano Presents: Chrissy ChaosIt's a Very Eddy Birthday Episode, J-Lo, P-Diddler & Kate Middleton | Chris Distefano | Ep 163#ChrisDistefano #Podcast #comedy Chris and Mike celebrate Mike's birthday, discuss J Lo, Kate Middleton, P Diddy and more!00:00 INTRO03:39 Low T09:35 Mike’s Birthday!19:32 Da Knicks25:11 Baltimore Bridge Collapse32:13 Nuts, Balls, and Wood39:10 Kate Middleton :(43:55 P-Diddler47:10 Chris the Junkie49:20 J-Lo is Fake59:48 Gen Z Be Like1:04:00 Mike Fan Tattoo??1:10:01 POW1:15:26 Voicemails1:17:40 Chrissy Physical TherapissedKiWiCo...2024-04-011h 26Chris Distefano Presents: Chrissy ChaosChrissy Can't Stop Taking Edibles and Creatine | Chris Distefano and Mike Cannon | Ep 162#ChrisDistefano #Podcast #comedy Chrissy started taking edibles a few weeks ago and the kid just cannot stop now, especially when he's all rattled up about home life like this week he yelled at his daughter. What else do we get into this week? The Quiet on Set doc, Mike's upcoming birthday, Chris' addition to creatine, their dad's genitalia and MEAN COMMENTS makes a return!!!00:30 - Intro07:12 - Chicken Parm11:28 - Yellin’ at Kids19:27 - Creatine23:07 - Talkin Comedy Cuz26:57...2024-03-251h 25Chris Distefano Presents: Chrissy ChaosIs P Diddy Going to Jail For Life, Justice for Meek, & Wonka Experience | Ep 159 | Chris DistefanoChris and Mike discuss the P Diddy allegations and charges, the Wonka Experience nightmare, Mike Cannon gives a pretty wild life update, and the boys answer your calls and read your comments!SUPPORT OUR SPONSORSBetter HelpChrissy Chaos is Brought To You By Better HelpVisit BetterHelp dot com slash chaos today to get 10% off your first monthGenucelOrder right now at genucel.com/CHAOS, genucel.com/CHAOSFree shipping on...2024-03-041h 14Chris Distefano Presents: Chrissy ChaosJohn's Baby Shower, Mean YouTube Comments and Parent of the Week | Chris Distefano & Mike Cannon | Ep. 155#ChrisDistefano #Podcast #ComedyOn an especially wild episode of Chrissy Chaos the boys find out their young producer John could be expecting, Chris and Mike read mean YouTube comments about themselves, answer your voicemails and go over the parent of the week!00:00 - Chris and Mike’s Dates01:45 - Staying in shape06:45 - Mike’s new workout plan11:45 - Jihadi John’s girlfriend doesn’t speak english20:45 - John’s girlfriend is late 28:51 - Mean YouTube Comments48:09 - The Ital...2024-01-291h 01Chris Distefano Presents: Chrissy ChaosReddit Prison Planet, Miami Aliens? & We Get Up In Ya Gutz | Chris Distefano Chrissy Chaos | Ep 153#ChrisDistefano #Podcast #comedy The two fine gentlemen that are Chris Distefano and Mike Cannon got together and really want to help fix your guts people! Chris shares a story about subway poop horrors AND a possibly even MORE terrifying story of a wet fart. The duo also contemplate reality when discussing the Reddit prison planet, how to get into heaven, self sabotage and more! Support Our Sponsors!NutrafolNutrafol.com/Men, promo code CHAOS.Ship Station2024-01-1556 minChris Distefano Presents: Chrissy ChaosJimmy Carr Teaches Chris and Mike How To Be Proper Men | Chris Distefano is Chrissy Chaos | Ep. 149#ChrisDistefano #Podcast #ComedyJimmy Carr isn't just a guest on Chaos, he took over as the host for today and gave Mike and Chris some important lessons in being men, Charisma vs Charm, fatherhood, and just big time comedy dude chit chat.Support Our SponsorsBetter HelpThis Show is Sponsored by Better HelpVisit BetterHelp.Com/CHAOS today to get 10% off your first month.Prize PicksGo to...2023-12-181h 52Chris Distefano Presents: Chrissy ChaosTips On Butthole Bleaching w/ Jordan Jensen | Chris Distefano is Chrissy Chaos | Ep. 148#ChrisDistefano #Podcast #ComedyChris loves having guests on that he deems more manly than himself so he had on Jordan Jensem. the motorcycle driving, house-building comedian who puts Chrissy to shame when it comes to use of hands. Jordan and Chris talk about Jordan's upbringing in Upstate New York, doing a podcast with Ian Fidance and the process behind bleaching one's butthole.Support Our SponsorsMorgan and MorganIf you’re ever injured, you can check out Morgan & Morgan. Their fee is fr...2023-12-111h 07Chris Distefano Presents: Chrissy ChaosSebastian Maniscalco on Juggling Parenthood and Success | Chris Distefano is Chrissy Chaos | Ep. 147#chrisdistefano #Podcast #ComedyOne of the most successful comedians on the planet, Sebastian Maniscalco comes on the podcast to talk with Chris, the other loud italian comic everyone has come to love. Sebastian gives Mike Cannon and Chris insight on what it's like to juggle the lifestyle of a gigantic tour life, acting in major hollywood movies and still being present in the lives of his children. Chris and Sebastian also bond over the process of having a failed sitcom and Sebastian talks about his brand new show with sitcom legend...2023-12-041h 12Chris Distefano Presents: Chrissy ChaosReviewing Get Gotti and Mouth Stuff with Ian Fidance | Chris Distefano is Chrissy Chaos | Ep. 146Ian Fidance joins Chris Distefano and Mike Cannon to talk about everything from Get Gotti the new Netflix docuseries, Ian's preference when it comes to certain kinds of jobs and so much more.Support Our Sponsors!'Prize Picks“Go to PrizePicks.com/chaos and use code chaos for a first deposit match up to $100!”KiWiCoGet your first month FREE on ANY crate line at kiwico.com/CHAOS.HelloFreshGo to HelloFresh.Com...2023-11-2754 minChris Distefano Presents: Chrissy ChaosSteve-O Breaks Down The Israeli–Palestinian Conflict | Chris Distefano is Chrissy Chaos | Ep. 145#ChrisDistefano #Podcast #ComedySteve-O comes to the Chaos studios with Chris Distefano and Mike Cannon to talk about a whole buncha stuff. You wouldn't expect an interview with Steve-O to start with "while doing my YouTube research on Iran last night" but OH BOY did it! Steve-O also spoke about where all the jokes from his latest special came from, how some of these were even in the workings since he was 12 years old. Chris and Mike ask about his most dangerous stunts, times he thought he could die and his battle with addictions...2023-11-201h 12Chris Distefano Presents: Chrissy ChaosBottom Boy Mentality w/ ShxtsnGigs Podcast | Chris Distefano is Chrissy Chaos | Ep. 143#ChrisDistefano #Podcast #comedyTHE BRITISH ARE CUMMING when Chris Distefano and Mike Cannon are joined by James and Fuhad from the ShxtsnGigs podcast all the way from England. The red coats explain the dangers of England. what bottom boy energy is, stabbings vs shootings and what fame is like 'cross the pond.Morgan & MorganFor more information go to ForThePeople.Com/Chaos or dial Pound LAW (Pound 529) from your cell phone.Harry'sHarrys.com/CHAOS for a $3 Starter S2023-11-061h 10Chris Distefano Presents: Chrissy ChaosThe Chris and Eddy Show with Mike Cannon vol. 4 | Chris Distefano is Chrissy Chaos | Episode 136#ChrisDistefano #Podcast #Comedy Mike Cannon brings by some eddys for Chris to eat while recording the chaos and that of course has Chris second guessing every decision he's ever made from his studio to his house. The two also talk about Cobra Kai, being parents, how long they've been friends and answer a hotline question.Support The Sponsors Factor Meals Head to FactorMeals.com/chaos50 and use code chaos50 to get 50% offHero Bread Hero Bread is offering my listeners 10% off...2023-09-111h 18
Christories | History Lessons with Chris DistefanoThe TRUTH about An American Traitor : Benedict Arnold - Christories | History Lessons with Chris Distefano- ep 22This week on Christories, we're talking about the AN AMERICAN TRAITOR Benedict Arnold! Benedict Arnold was an American military officer during the Revolutionary War. He achieved early success and was a hero at the Battle of Saratoga. However, feeling unappreciated, he turned traitor in 1780 and conspired to surrender West Point to the British. His plan was foiled, and he fled to join the British Army. Benedict Arnold's name is now synonymous with betrayal in American history. DO YOU THINK HE'S A TRAITOR? OR DID HE HAVE TO DO WHAT HE HAD TO DO!!?? TELL US IN THE COMMENTS BABES! 🙌2023-07-2629 minChristories | History Lessons with Chris DistefanoThe TRUTH about Baseball with Tampa Tony - Christories | History Lessons with Chris Distefano ep 21This week on Christories, we're talking about the history of BASEBALL!! 🙆🏼♂️⚾️ Baseball, America's national pastime, has a rich history that began in the mid-19th century. The game's roots can be traced back to "town ball" in the early 1800s, but it wasn't until 1846 that the first recorded baseball game took place. The formation of the National Association of Base Ball Players in 1857 marked the first organized league, and professional baseball emerged with the Cincinnati Red Stockings in 1869. The establishment of the National League in 1876 solidified the sport's professional status. Over the years, iconic moments like Jackie Robinson breaking the color barrier...2023-07-1343 minChristories | History Lessons with Chris DistefanoThe TRUTH about Freddie Mercury - Christories | History Lessons with Chris Distefano ep 20This week on Christories, we're talking Freddie Mercury! Chrissy is discussing how Freddie Mercury was a British musician and the lead vocalist of the rock band Queen. Born on September 5, 1946, in Zanzibar, he moved to England and formed Queen in 1970 with Brian May, Roger Taylor, and John Deacon. Known for his dynamic stage presence, powerful voice, and songwriting talent, Mercury became an iconic figure in the music industry. He penned hit songs like "Bohemian Rhapsody" and "We Will Rock You," captivating audiences worldwide. Despite his untimely death on November 24, 1991, due to complications from AIDS, Freddie Mercury's legacy as a l...2023-07-1315 minChristories | History Lessons with Chris DistefanoThe TRUTH about Juneteenth - Christories | History Lessons with Chris Distefano ep 19This week on Christories, we're talking JUNETEENTH! Chrissy is discussing not how the enslaved African Americans became free, but really how they found out!!Juneteenth is an annual holiday celebrated on June 19th in the United States. It commemorates the end of slavery and the emancipation of enslaved African Americans. On June 19, 1865, General Gordon Granger announced in Galveston, Texas, that all slaves were free, two and a half years after the Emancipation Proclamation. Juneteenth is a day of reflection, celebration of African American heritage, and a reminder of the ongoing struggle for equality. In 2021, it became a federal holiday, s...2023-06-1321 minChristories | History Lessons with Chris DistefanoThe TRUTH about Memorial Day - Christories | History Lessons with Chris Distefano ep 18This week on Christories, we're talking MEMORIAL DAY! 🇺🇸 🇺🇸 🇺🇸 Do you know why we have a 3 day weekend ? Why does it start off summer? Chris answers all your questions and tells you about all the wars USA has been involved in! The fallen soldiers are and those who are actively in duty, WE SALUTE YOU!! thank you! Listen to this episode and be sure to share with others!🙌SUPPORT THE SPONSORS TO SUPPORT THE SHOW!👉https://bluechew.com/ PROMO CODE: CHRISTORIES#ChrisDistefano #history #Podcast #comedy 🙌SUPPORT THE SHOW, SUPPOR...2023-05-2910 minChristories | History Lessons with Chris DistefanoThe TRUTH about Steve Jobs - Christories | History Lessons with Chris Distefano ep 17In 1985, Jobs was forced out of Apple and went on to found NeXT, a computer company that was eventually acquired by Apple in 1997, leading to Jobs' return to the company. Jobs then played a key role in the development of products such as the iMac, iPod, iPhone, and iPad, which revolutionized the tech industry.Throughout his life, Jobs was known for his innovative ideas, attention to detail, and perfectionism. He passed away on October 5, 2011, at the age of 56, due to complications from pancreatic cancer. Jobs' legacy continues to influence the tech industry, and he...2023-05-1633 minChris Distefano Presents: Chrissy ChaosAre You Chaos? with Are You Garbage? | Chris Distefano is Chrissy Chaos | EP 117WELCOME to Chrissy Chaos! Chrissy Chaos is joined by Kippy and Foley from the ARE YOU GARBAGE? podcast. The garbage guys get dieting and financial advice from Dr.Chaos. Chris talks about being on Fox News with Kevin O'Leary from shark tank. Chris feels guilty for not having his daughter make first Holy communion and the AYG boys TRASH HIM. Chris is on the road check his website for tickets chrisdcomedy.comSUPPORT THE SPONSORS TO SUPPORT THE CHAOSmybookie.com code chaosbluechew.com code chaos2023-05-021h 13Chris Distefano Presents: Chrissy ChaosSmash or Pass with Dan Soder | Chris Distefano is Chrissy Chaos | EP 104WELCOME to Chrissy Chaos! This week CHAOS is joined by comedian Dan Soder @DanSoder.Comedy Dan and Chris go way back, so back that Dan asked Chris to check his junk for an STI because he thought Chris was an actual doctor. Nope, he was getting his PHD in physical therapy! The boys talk about their Ps and Chrissy Potentially having a Kidney Stone? The guys are in the dateline age phase and sleep is just way better than s3x.. shout out XMEN Trading Card Rogue🙌The two play smash or pass Jamie or Jimmy...2023-01-311h 10Chris Distefano Presents: Chrissy ChaosHot Ones ALMOST with Sean Evans | Chris Distefano is Chrissy Chaos | EP 101WELCOME to Chrissy Chaos! Chrissy Chaos is joined by Sean Evans from Hot Ones on @FirstWeFeast They talk about his new teeth he got installed. Chris test Sean's taste in HOT MEN when they play HOT ONES (GUYS). How did Hot Ones start? We ask Sean how annoying it is to deal with people being desperate to be guests on his show. WORST HOT ONES GUEST?!?! Have people got sick from the wings on Hot Ones? Does hot sauce hurt ya BUTT. Chris talks about his family and if Sean wants children. Chris wants to go full gay...2023-01-101h 12Chris Distefano Presents: Chrissy ChaosThe best of Chris Distefano's Patreon 2022 | Chaos BONUS EP#ChrisDistefano #Podcast #Comedy #ChrissyChaos #PATREONThis is a BEST OF @chrisdcomedy patreon content! Chrissy goes to an all star softball game and bothers some legendary players. Some behind the scenes of Chris selling out the Beacon Theatre in New York City. @Meals_by_cug and @newyorknico2593 join us for a patreon episode and in this clip Chris attacks the way Cug looks. We have a FULL CHAOS montage of all the craziest moments from @chrisdcomedy patreon. A clip from Chris' trip to Washington DC. @rickglassman @BrendanSagalow @TigerBelly @AndrewSantinoWhiskeyGinger @JoeSantagato @homelesspimp all pop on the patreon over this ye...2022-12-282h 07Chris Distefano Presents: Chrissy ChaosAll I want for Christmas is Tupac | Chris Distefano is Chrissy Chaos | EP 99WELCOME to Chrissy Chaos! Chrissy Chaos is SANTA! MORE EDDIES AND MORE CHAOS BABES LETS GO! We are celebrating ALL holidays today on the program. The holiday season is about love. Chris relapsed on social media and gets crazy jealous that the adam friedland show got to interview the lead singer of the 1975. Chris wonders aloud why he isn't cool enough to be loved by his heros. Chris wants to get a tattoo behind his ear. The role music played in war over the years. Lady loves to have elephant in her house. Chris is over Trump a...2022-12-201h 00Chris Distefano Presents: Chrissy ChaosMike Cannon made ME a DRUG ADDICT | Chris Distefano is Chrissy Chaos | EP 98WELCOME to Chrissy Chaos! Chrissy Chaos is BACK with the KING Mike Cannon! The boys are fresh off the set of Distefano's new tv show. Mike is a drug addict and gets Chris hooked on weed edibles. CHAOS!SUPPORT THE SPONSORS TO SUPPORT THE CHAOSfansly.com/promo/chaosbetterhelp.com/chaos CHRISDCOMEDY.COM for all upcoming live comedy show datesFOLLOW Chris Distefano On Social MediaInstagram - https://www.instagram.com/chrisdcomedy/Twitter - https://twitter.com...2022-12-161h 05Chris Distefano Presents: Chrissy ChaosRoom 308 is a DISASTER! | Chris Distefano is Chrissy Chaos | EP 97WELCOME to Chrissy Chaos! Chrissy Chaos is recovering from a long GAY weekend in New Hope, PA. Christmas trains suck. Guy falls off cruise ship and loses 20 pounds in a night. Shout out the guy chris' daughter called fat! Chris is a baileys boy now!!! HES GONNA GET FAT FAT FAT! Christmas spirit is RAGING THIS YEAR! Chris reads his daughter's Christmas list on air. Shout out LOL dolls. Chris talks what movie he watched with his family this week. Smile is SCARY! Is Chris raising Joe DeRosa?! Eric Adam's is going after mental illness. Chris talks a...2022-12-0658 minChris Distefano Presents: Chrissy ChaosProtestors are going INSANE! with Nigel Ng | Chris Distefano is Chrissy Chaos | EP 95WELCOME to Chrissy Chaos! Chrissy Chaos is joined by comedian Nigel Ng @mrnigelng in LONDON! Chris learned a lot about English history while in London. Being asian and skinny is EASY! Kim Jong-un cool or piece of shit? Distefano 2024 LET'S BRING BACK AMERICA! How to stop incels and idiots online. Chris never wants to wait in line again. Japan is the worst country to be colonized by. Nigel teaches us about hostess bars in Japan. Why are so many asian men virgins? Nigel's favorite porn star. Touring Japan would be PURE CHAOS! The lifestyle of living in Mal...2022-11-2248 minChris Distefano Presents: Chrissy ChaosWorld Series GARBAGE with Kevin Ryan & H. Foley from Are You Garbage? | Chris Distefano is Chrissy Chaos | EP 92WELCOME to Chrissy Chaos! Chrissy Chaos is joined by comedians Kevin Ryan & H. Foley from @AreYouGarbage? Comedy Podcast the babes kick it off fresh off some shit talking!! Chris talks about how the World Series in Philly screwed up his weekend! We are getting thrown out of the studio!! WHERE WILL THE CHAOS GO NEXT?!? What is the trashiest state in America? Chris talks about hosting @FOX 5 New York in a hot dog costume. How crazy do sports fans go when their team wins.....Foley is trying to go on a weight loss journey. Making movies is a tou...2022-11-011h 18Chris Distefano Presents: Chrissy ChaosChrissy in The Troubles | Chris Distefano is Chrissy Chaos | EP 90WELCOME to Chrissy Chaos! Chrissy Chaos is back from his tour of the UK and Ireland! He talks about his travels and what he learned about being an American. Chrissy PINTER was chugging beers and carbs overseas. Irish accents are the best accents of all time. Chris loved his time in UK learning about the Queen. Chris is addicted to scones. WHAT IS A SCONE!? Chrissy Histories talks about The Troubles in Ireland. Ireland was pure war and chaos for over 800 years. Chris breaks down what it means to be in the IRA. Kanye W...2022-10-181h 10Chris Distefano Presents: Chrissy ChaosDavid Blaine STOLE MY GIRLFRIEND! with Robert Kelly | Chris Distefano is Chrissy Chaos | EP 89WELCOME to Chrissy Chaos! Chrissy Chaos is joined by comedian Robert Kelly from the You Know What DUDE podcast! His new special Kill Box is out now on Louieck.com! WATCH THAT! Chris only gets half a glass of water today!!! Bobby has to poop BAD.....can he make it the whole show squeezing?!? Pimp got Chris some fun birthday gifts! The boys talk about poop in its many forms. Bobby talks about his weight loss journey. Take control of your life! Why is dealing with doctors so hard? Bobby's new diet. David Blaine s...2022-10-1156 minChris Distefano Presents: Chrissy ChaosIrelands Finest with Joanne McNally | Chris Distefano Presents: Chrissy Chaos | BONUS EPWELCOME to Chrissy Chaos! Chrissy Chaos is joined by comedian Joanne McNally! Chris is bringing the CHAOS to Ireland! Who is the Jesus of Ireland?! Chris gets introduced to some new Irish slang words and the lifestyle of the Irish. Shout out @Jessica Kirson and Des Bishop! The differences between the comedy scene in New York and Ireland. Chris breaks down his current relationship status. Is stand up comedy oversaturated? What does Ireland think of Trump. Avril lavigne is acting strange at meet and greets. Go see the CHAOS in Ireland babes!...2022-10-0542 minChris Distefano Presents: Chrissy ChaosThe Last GREAT Queen with Mike Cannon | Chris Distefano Presents: Chrissy Chaos | EP 85WELCOME to Chrissy Chaos! Chris is joined by comedian @Mike Cannon and they talk what role partying plays in your life growing up. Can drugs be a good thing? The power of psychedelics and the impact they can have on your life. Mike goes to his first concert and weeps. Chris turned 38! Be comfortable with who you are in this life! Hooters waitress commits a CRAZY crime. Why is all the weird stuff happening at once lately? How many crisis' can we face at once. Can we ever trust politicians again? Ron DeSantis goes wil...2022-09-131h 30Chris Distefano Presents: Chrissy ChaosTaking Magic Mushrooms with Mike Cannon & Adam Gilbert | Chris Distefano Presents: Chrissy Chaos | EP 83WELCOME to Chrissy Chaos! THE CHAOS IS IN FULL SWING THIS WEEK!!! Chris is joined by comedians Mike Cannon & Adam Gilbert and they convince him to try mushrooms for the first time ON AIR!!!! STRAP IN!!! The boys talk the dark side of being on the road for comedy. Invest in yourself! Have fun life is about more than work. Chris is excited for his shows in Europe and Ireland. Dealing with your parents divorce in your 20s. Be grateful for where you are at in your life you only get it once. We get to know A...2022-08-301h 09Chris Distefano Presents: Chrissy ChaosRuth Bader Glassman | Chris Distefano Presents: Chrissy Chaos | EP 82WELCOME to Chrissy Chaos! The CHAOS is back in studio with @Rick Glassman who is going deep undercover for his upcoming role as Ruth Bader Ginsburg. Rick and Chris were JFL Fresh Faces. ALLERGIES are SUS! What causes allergies. Rick takes a stand for what he believes in! Rick gets too heated at basketball games and got him kicked out of his basketball league. 16 weird facts about Ruth Bader Ginsburg! Rick and Chris start flirting. Shout out chubby indian women! We do a deep dive into the TRUTH about Queen Elizabeth the first. Make up in ancient tim...2022-08-2357 minChris Distefano Presents: Chrissy ChaosJoe Biden is HOT! with Matteo Lane | Chris Distefano Presents: Chrissy Chaos | EP 81WELCOME to Chrissy Chaos! LIVE FROM @TheHomelessPimp HOTEL ROOM AT JUST FOR LAUGHS COMEDY FESTIVAL IT'S CHRISSY CHAOS!!!! Comedian Matteo Lane joins the Chrissy in the bedroom for some CHAOS! Is the X-men about being a homosexual? Is Chris in love with Matteo?!?! Being gay in comedy was different back in the day. Joe Biden was HOT!!! WOW! Chris tells some crazy stories about his daughter. The Pope apologizes to indigenous people. Getting your taste back after covid. Matteo talks parenting! Jazz wears the pants in Chris' house. Some history of Montreal. Losing followers on instagram. Zak Bag...2022-08-161h 05Chris Distefano Presents: Chrissy ChaosTHE PLANET IS MELTING! | Chris Distefano Presents: Chrissy Chaos | EP 78WELCOME to Chrissy Chaos! This week Chris is coming to you live from Pete Davidsons apartment. Chris is in the apartment that Kim Kardashian and Pete Davidson most definitely (not sure) fell in love in! But now it’s the new CHRISSY CHAOS STUDIO!! 🙌 THIS IS A HOT EPISODE TO GO WITH THE HOT MELTING PLANET 😅😩🤣 THANKS Kylie Jenner for ruining the planet with your 3minute private jet rides in Los Angeles. We’re told about TiTi Jerry’s breakfast prison stories, I Am Papi segments and Christories. Yep we’re continuing with segments Bubbas! This week’s Christorie...2022-07-261h 10Chris Distefano Presents: Chrissy ChaosTheodore Roosevelt is Andrew Schulz | Chris Distefano Presents: Chrissy Chaos | EP 77WELCOME to Chrissy Chaos! Chrissy CHAOS is mid RONA but the content won't STOP! Chris talks about the baby eating it's own poop. Then Chrissy Histories breaks down the INSANE life of Theodore Roosevelt......we realize he was the OG Andrew Schulz. Check out Schulz's new special out now! All the people of the past were never perfect.....would Teddy survive woke culture? Chrissy NEWS CYCLE is hot on the trending headlines! People are sneaking into houses in the Hamptons. New trend is for people to sneakily live inside your house without you knowing. CHAOS!...2022-07-191h 11Chris Distefano Presents: Chrissy ChaosBeautiful Newports | Chris Distefano Presents: Chrissy Chaos | EP 76WELCOME to Chrissy Chaos! Chrissy CHAOS is SWINGING this ep! Fresh off some shows in Providence Chris is feeling GREAT! Chris talks about what happened to him and Tampa Tony at the Boston Red Socks game at Fenway park. Chris gets BANGED out for money this week. A man falls through his house and Ti Ti gets in an accident with a weirdo. The world continues to fall apart and be pure anxiety. We answer a few Patreon questions!Remember to rate us on iTunes and Join our Patreon for a WEEKLY bonus ep...2022-07-121h 00Chris Distefano Presents: Chrissy ChaosTrump OnlyFans with Ti Ti Jerry & Tampa Tony | Chris Distefano Presents: Chrissy Chaos | EP 75WELCOME to Chrissy Chaos! Chrissy CHAOS is live on the 4th of July from a backyard BBQ. Chris tries pork! Chris is joined by Ti Ti Jerry and his father Tampa Tony. Ti Ti breaks down the R Kelly case. What is federal prison? Ti Ti is excited for her boyfriend to get out of prison. Whats a first date after serving time like? Ti Ti wants to go on a cruise. Chris wants to take viagra for the patreon. Chris wants Tampa Tony to get ripped for his 75th birthday. What's your reason for li...2022-07-051h 08Chris Distefano Presents: Chrissy ChaosRoe v Guliani | Chris Distefano Presents: Chrissy Chaos | EP 74WELCOME to Chrissy Chaos! Chrissy CHAOS is live from Homelesspimp's apartment in Manhattan! Rudy Giuliani gets slapped shopping in a grocery store on Staten Island and Chrissy AIN'T HAVING IT!!!! Chris breaks down everything that's going down with Roe v. Wade. Are protest effective? China is banning adult films and can now read your mind and know if you are watching them. Robots are getting even scarier. Homelesspimp was in a shooting scare at the Pride parade in nyc. Chris lets us know how his daughters first birthday party went! FULL CHAOS ALWAYS! 2022-06-281h 02Chris Distefano Presents: Chrissy ChaosVote for Pedro with Pete Alonso | Chris Distefano Presents: Chrissy Chaos | EP 73WELCOME to Chrissy Chaos! Chrissy CHAOS is live from the NEW YORK METS dugout! Pete Alonso joins the show and wants all the chaos fans to get out there and vote for him in the All Star Game. Chris asks Pete about his career in baseball, his glutes, aliens being real, dugout poops, and making baseball exciting again. Second half of the ep Chris is enjoying his new robe and gossiping about his life from a box at CitiField. Remember to rate us on iTunes and Join our Patreon for a WEE...2022-06-211h 08Chris Distefano Presents: Chrissy ChaosChrissy Meets Marshmello | Chris Distefano Presents: Chrissy Chaos | EP 72WELCOME to Chrissy Chaos! Chrissy CHAOS has his new shirt on is fully in the FOG! Chris talks about meeting Marshmello at an influencer event. What is life in the future gonna be like....Chris goes to New York Nico's film debut at the Tribeca Film Festival. Classic New York nights with Chrissy D. The diet is going great! Justin Bieber has Ramsay Hunt syndrome. Why does it feel like more people are in open relationships? Chris loves the new George Carlin documentary. Can nihilism be healthy? Accept everything and don't resist. 7 transgender animals. Chrissy an...2022-06-141h 07Chris Distefano Presents: Chrissy ChaosPride Boys with Joey Camasta & Barstool Pat | Chris Distefano Presents: Chrissy Chaos | EP 71WELCOME to Chrissy Chaos! Chrissy CHAOS rings in Pride month with the queens of the GAYS! Joey Camasta & Barstool Pat!!! Who else is going gay this month?!?! YASSSSS! How gay is Barstool Sports? Fire Island on Netflix is amazing. We learn a lot about the PRIDE world this episode. Can people in the closet celebrate pride? @TheHomelessPimp went to a kink party last week. What's the strangest kink you ever heard of? Shaving your pups is SUS. What color is Chris' butthole. Tim Dillon is the king of the gays. Chris donated sperm when he was...2022-06-071h 34Chris Distefano Presents: Chrissy ChaosSummer of CHAOS! | Chris Distefano Presents: Chrissy Chaos | EP 70WELCOME to Chrissy Chaos! Chrissy CHAOS is on his solo tip!! Ti TI Jerry is back!!!!! What a great 70 eps of chaos it has been. Ti Ti talks about going to the hospital. Ti Ti doesn't want to take her meds. Chris goes to a Dominican pool party and learns a lot. Latinos are all about love and connection. Ti Ti's sweetheart gets out of prison in 4 months. Should Ti Ti start an Only Fans? IG thots getting paid to go on vacation with gross guys. Science is in charge of society now. Some summer ti...2022-05-311h 10Chris Distefano Presents: Chrissy ChaosAyahuasca Training with Gareth Reynolds | Chris Distefano Presents: Chrissy Chaos | EP 69WELCOME to Chrissy Chaos! Chrissy CHAOS is joined this week by comedian Gareth Reynolds from the Dollop Podcast. Chris talks about his WILD landscaper who won't stop drunk texting him. Tupox is airborne everyone be safe. SHOW YA BUSH! Chris' father is really insane. Chris is doing Joe Rogan's podcast this week! Chris and Gareth talk about their time on the MTV show Failosophy. Hollywood parties are LAME. Quitting Coffee is hard to do and has side effects. We get some ayahuasca training from Gareth. Ayahuasca is a South American psychoactive brew used both socially an...2022-05-241h 19Chris Distefano Presents: Chrissy ChaosElon Musk is in DANGER! with Mike Cannon | Chris Distefano Presents: Chrissy Chaos | EP 67WELCOME to Chrissy Chaos! Chrissy CHAOS is joinedThis week we are joined by @mikecannon Check out his comedy Special White Privilege Homeless out May 18th on YouTube! CHECK IT OUT ! Mike and Chris are old friends who have comedy specials out around the same time and worked on by @thehomelesspimp and @NYVideoGuy too! Speshy Weshy is on Netflix, go give it two thumbs up! Mike had food poisoning last week so they keep the topics light. WE MUST SAVE ELON MUSK FROM RUSSIA!!! Diving straight into billionaire, Elon Musk! He claims that he may die ‘under myste...2022-05-101h 06Chris Distefano Presents: Chrissy ChaosNuclear ANXIETY! with Joe List | Chris Distefano Presents: Chrissy Chaos | EP 65WELCOME to Chrissy Chaos! Chrissy CHAOS is joined by comedian Joe List! You know him from his podcast @Tuesdays with Stories and his comedy special Are You Mad At Me?Joe just recently closed his Netflix account, but will open it again for Chris' comedy special, Speshy Weshy, and John Wayne Gacy documentary. Chris's new favorite show, Conversations with a Killer: John Wayne Gacy Tapes where he explains his handcuff tricks, what a psycho clown!Joe and Chris remember the last time working together was on The Impractical Jokers Cruise, in Fe...2022-04-261h 07Chris Distefano Presents: Chrissy ChaosMermaids, Ghosts & PU$$Y | Chris Distefano Presents: Chrissy Chaos | EP 58WELCOME to Chrissy Chaos! Chrissy Histories is here to start the episode and let us know what NATO is, little histories on the Cold War, Berlin Wall and what Putin is doing today. Chris is having a rant but listen in and learn about Ukraine vs. Russia. We are team Ukraine especially because Putin, if you accidentally hurt someone that is transgendered, that helps boost American morale and then Biden will interfere! Is Putin the richest and strongest man in the world? He records all this content, seems a bit like the Michael Scott of dic...2022-03-081h 09Chris Distefano Presents: Chrissy ChaosSECRETS of the Jewelry Industry | Chris Distefano Presents: Chrissy Chaos | EP 57WELCOME to Chrissy Chaos! This week the KING of CHAOS is joined by Shim a Jewelry expert! He tells us the SECRETS of the Jewelry Industry. Uncut Gems is real and it's fukin CRAZY!!!! Shim tells us how it was to sell chains to Jay-Z and other famous rappers. New York's gold business' are SUS. Shim talks about riding the subway transporting pure gold bars. How do you know if your jewelry is real or fake. Don't trust jewelers they always steal from you. Shim served in the Israel forces and arrested many terrorists. Is wa...2022-03-011h 04Chris Distefano Presents: Chrissy ChaosSexuality is a HOAX with Ian Fidance | Chris Distefano Presents: Chrissy Chaos | EP 45WELCOME to Chrissy Chaos! Chrissy Chaos is joined by COMEDIAN Ian Fidance this week! Chrissy needs to stay fresh and will be getting a haircut during todays episode. Shout out Jeremy from Cartel Hair Studio in SoHo. We get to the bottom of sexuality and what it means to be bisexual. When was your first time fooling around with a guy. What makes you gay? Is lust a negative thing? Alec Baldwin is in bad trouble, him and his wife delete their social media. The cuomo's are taking a BEATING. Elon Musk's new haircut is WILD...2021-12-071h 03Chris Distefano Presents: Chrissy ChaosHalloween Queens | Chris Distefano Presents: Chrissy Chaos | EP 39WELCOME to Chrissy Chaos! Chrissy Chaos aka AOC is joined by Ti Ti Jerry aka J-Lo to celebrate Halloween!!! Who do you think has the better costume this year?! Ti Ti has stopped taking her Estrogen pills. She wants to keep it natural. Ti Ti hasn't had a man in 2 years! WHO THINKS THEY CAN HANDLE J-LO. Men are full of it! Tax the rich YASSSS GURL! These 2 dope queens cover some of the top headlines around the world. China has nukes, serial killers died via swamp, and more! We test Ti Ti's knowledge of hi...2021-10-261h 15Chris Distefano Presents: Chrissy ChaosSwallow Your Ego with Rickey Velez | Chris Distefano Presents: Chrissy Chaos | EP 38WELCOME to Chrissy Chaos! Chrissy Chaos is in the sunroom with comedian Rickey Velez who has a new comedy special coming to HBO on October 23! They talk Machine Gun Kelly, King of Staten Island and Chris asks Ricky a tough FMK!!! Ti Ti pops in and things go OFF THE RAILS PURE CHAOS!! Remember to rate us on iTunes and Join our Patreon for a WEEKLY bonus ep!patreon.com/chrisdcomedy FOLLOW THE CLIPS PAGE!https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCbu7rQDxBYMsuKQeX-x4fEQ/vide...2021-10-191h 29Chris Distefano Presents: Chrissy ChaosBreaking Amish with Joe Santagato | Chris Distefano Presents: Chrissy Chaos | EP 37WELCOME to Chrissy Chaos! Chrissy Chaos is back in the basement with this weeks guest JOE SANTAGATO from the Basement Yard Podcast. Chris vents to Joe about how the road is taking a toll on him. Another new hidden cost has popped up in Chris' new home. Chris is feeling rundown from running around the country. More diet problems from Chrissy B!tch hips. Shout out salads. Koreans are number one! Chris finds out what race Joe is. Joe's first sexual memory. Is North Korea SUS? Joe believes aliens are real. The boys get lost in...2021-10-1257 minChris Distefano Presents: Chrissy ChaosDMT & Doughnuts with Mike Cannon | Chris Distefano Presents: Chrissy Chaos | EP 36WELCOME to Chrissy Chaos! Chrissy Chaos is broadcasting from Staten Island with Comedian Mike Cannon! They talk DMT while Chris orders doughnuts. They tackle a few news stories from the headlines and share a few stories from the road. Mike and Chris used to go on tour with each other when they first started comedy. Chris is lost in the carbs babe LOST! Remember to rate us on iTunes and Join our Patreon for a WEEKLY bonus ep!patreon.com/chrisdcomedy FOLLOW THE CLIPS PAGE!2021-10-051h 19Chris Distefano Presents: Chrissy ChaosLIFE IS A CONSPIRACY | Chris Distefano Presents: Chrissy Chaos | EP 33WELCOME to Chrissy Chaos!
Chrissy Chaos is broadcasting for the last time from his Brooklyn apartment. We talk conspiracy theories about the Taliban. Chris ALREADY has some pool issues. We chat with Ti Ti's parole officer. How should we celebrate Ti Ti's birthday in Florida? Sound off in the comments. Vinny chimes in and talks about how hard moving is with Mr.Chaos. We answer a few fan questions. One fan has some WILD ideas about what's really going on in the world right now. CHAOS!
Remember to rate us on iTu...2021-09-1457 minChris Distefano Presents: Chrissy ChaosTriangle Butt Intervention | Chris Distefano Presents: Chrissy Chaos | EP 32WELCOME to Chrissy Chaos!
Chrissy Chaos is broadcasting from his NEW HOUSE aka CHAOS MANOR!!! Vinny has an intervention for Chris about the current state of his ass. CHAOS!
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This episode Chrissy Chaos is running on NO SLEEP and things go OFF THE RAILS! The new baby runs the house and shits on everyone! Baby poop is cute. Shout out Breast Milk, it's the key to life! Breast Milk facts. The connection between a Mother and the baby is CRAZY. When is a father the most useful to his kids? Chris breaks down how he's gonna deal with raising a teenager. We check the status of Chris' new daughter's gender. WHY DO COWS EXIST! COWSPIRACY! Chris going in on those mi...2021-07-131h 04Chris Distefano Presents: Chrissy ChaosNew DADDY Pride | Chris Distefano Presents: Chrissy Chaos | EP 23WELCOME to Chrissy Chaos!
This episode of Chrissy Chaos is a HERSTORIC ONE! Chris welcomes the new baby to the chaos family! YASSSS
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This episode Chrissy Chaos is kicking off hot girl summer with Ti Ti Jerry! Chris new show on TruTV is coming out July 8th! Make sure you check out Backyard Bar Wars on TruTV. What's your nightmare show to be known for? Chris bombed in front of the Mets owner at a corporate gig. Ti Ti Jerry is over cleaning the Chaos house and pops on the PODDY! Ti Ti talks about freebasing cocaine and how it felt. What's the worst drug you have ever done? Is there air conditioning in pr...2021-06-291h 05Chris Distefano Presents: Chrissy ChaosLivin La Vida Loca | Chris Distefano Presents: Chrissy Chaos | EP 21WELCOME to Chrissy Chaos!
This episode Chrissy Chaos is anxious about his new daughter being born within the next week! Vin has to give birth to an 8 pound baby! Chris is hitting the road doing stand up comedy! Make sure to check him out while he's in your city! Woman gives birth to baby while in coma. Chris and Vin admit their babies were ugly babies. What animals pull out? Vin and Chris talk about if they are going to get their tubes tied and/or a vasectomy for Chrissy D. Should Chris get a va...2021-06-221h 06Chris Distefano Presents: Chrissy ChaosLogan Paul vs My Daughter | Chris Distefano Presents: Chrissy Chaos | EP 20WELCOME to Chrissy Chaos!
This episode Chrissy Chaos is back on his SOLO in Brooklyn. The NEW baby is almost here! Chris will have his days old baby as a guest on the poddy. Will Chris' daughter Delilah have an issue with having a new baby in the house? Chris ANNOUNCES a new celebrity boxing match! 10 things you didn't know about babies. Chris talks about the surprise baby shower they threw for Vin and it WENT FULL CHAOS! Chrissy movie reviews talks about the new Netflix movie Stowaway. What did the founding fathers sound like? Ho...2021-06-141h 03Chris Distefano Presents: Chrissy ChaosFavorite Crimes with John Gotti's Hitman | Chris Distefano Presents: Chrissy Chaos | EP 18WELCOME to Chrissy Chaos!
This episode Chrissy Chaos is chatting with former hitman for the mob John Alite. Mr.Alite was one of John Gotti's top killers and Chris invited him into his home. PURE CHAOS!!!!
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This episode Chrissy Chaos is chatting with comedian Annie Lederman from the BloodBath Podcast. They talk Taste Buds and Joe DeRosa. Shout out Homelesspimp! Donnell Rawlings is a great comic who helped them both out. Annie and Chris used to be roommates. Annie talks about her new habit of visualization meditation....that she never does. Annie loves that the CHAOS family is all back together. Stories from back in the day! Shitty New York Apartments and people being creeps. Annie breaks down her Ayahuasca trips and how they impacted her life. MAIL BAG W...2021-05-251h 17Chris Distefano Presents: Chrissy ChaosJerry Seinfeld Left Me On Read with Mark Normand | Chris Distefano Presents: Chrissy Chaos | EP 14WELCOME to Chrissy Chaos!
This episode Chrissy Chaos chats with comedian Mark Normand! People need to be hit again things have gotten too easy with the internet. Only let in information that effects your life! YOU CAN'T WORRY ABOUT EVERYTHING. The news cycle is getting desperate! We get it you need clicks SHUT UP. Cancel culture is dumb. Nothing changes just the people alive on Earth. Shout out MagicSpoon! 48 laws of COMEDY! Syphilis is insane. Is America built on bullying? WE NEED IT! Shout out Ryan Reynolds! The boys talk about their open mic days. Jerry Seinfeld g...2021-05-041h 11Chris Distefano Presents: Chrissy ChaosPuerto Ricans in Paris| Chris Distefano Presents: Chrissy Chaos | EP 13WELCOME to Chrissy Chaos!
This episode Chrissy Chaos talks about his upcoming baby and how the his kid can't spell. What are top cities for plastic surgery? Who gets the most plastic surgery done white women? ANXIETY TUESDAY IS ABOUT HIKING TODAY! Ever throw up on a hike?! How do you survive lost in the woods?! Vin and Chris went to Paris and things get WILD. Vin talks what it's like to be in Paris with Chris.....TI TI JERRY answers some mail from the fans! Will she chop off her WEE WEE?! Chris answers a few v...2021-04-271h 03Chris Distefano Presents: Chrissy ChaosLive From Logan Paul's Living Room | Chris Distefano Presents: Chrissy Chaos | EP 12WELCOME to Chrissy Chaos!
This episode Chrissy Chaos is LIVE from Logan Paul's living room. He told us to come over but wasn't there so we set up a 3 camera shoot in his living room! We sat down and interview Logan Paul's roommates The Truth Experiment, Dwarf Mamba, and David The German. Most the episode we kick it with Jake Broido aka The Truth Experiment who is a DOPE music producer! We bother the people servicing the Paul residence. We find out how people find their way into moving into Logan Paul's creator house. The anxiety that c...2021-04-201h 11Chris Distefano Presents: Chrissy ChaosStretch Marks & Sharts | Chris Distefano Presents: Chrissy Chaos | EP 11WELCOME to Chrissy Chaos!
This episode Chrissy Chaos is back in action on the couch of the air bnb TruTV got him in LA. Chris wouldn't mind if his kids changed religions. The first installment of Ti Ti Jerry's Mail Bag is here! YASSSS. We had the WORST Easter dinner. DISGUSTING. LA is a mystery and makes no sense. It's a city that's built on insecurity and ego. The day Chris met Magic Johnson and found out the first baby was indeed his. A wild story about Vinny falling down but saving the baby. Vin is going w...2021-04-131h 18Chris Distefano Presents: Chrissy ChaosJuiced UP with Tom Segura | Chris Distefano Presents: Chrissy Chaos | EP 10WELCOME to Chrissy Chaos!
This episode Chrissy Chaos is chatting with Tom Segura! THINGS GET WILD! The boys talk about steroids and how they wish athletes were just allowed to use them! MAKE SPORTS GREAT AGAIN. Chris talks about the side effects he had from his steroid use. How much better you feel after you loose weight. Leading man face best friend bodies. Tom and Chris talk about how much it sucks to be embarrassed of your body. They share a few stories about how their bodies have embarrassed them over the years. Some WILD stories about C...2021-04-0646 minChris Distefano Presents: Chrissy ChaosIntergalactic Satanists | Chris Distefano Presents: Chrissy Chaos | EP 9WELCOME to Chrissy Chaos!
This episode Chrissy Chaos is back in the Whiskey Ginger studio to bring the CHAOS! The Homelesspimp is coming next week things will get WILD! Vin hates the new expensive air b n b Chris got for the rest of their time in LA. Vin compares it to the Christmas tree Chris cut down for her this past year. Don and Andrew talk about how Donny spread covid to the king ginger. The pyramids are insane! HOW DID THEY HAPPEN?! ALIENS CUZ? Were dinosaurs smart like humans? Were dinosaurs racist? Vin pops on f...2021-03-3056 minChris Distefano Presents: Chrissy ChaosAndrew Santino & Vasectomies | Chris Distefano Presents: Chrissy Chaos | EP 8WELCOME to Chrissy Chaos!
This episode Chrissy Chaos is joined by Andrew Santino from Whiskey Ginger and Bad Friends. They talk how gingers are made, how LA is changing Chrissy D, Chris talks about hanging out with Logan Paul and Addison Rae, Santino reads a few of Addison Rae's posts, Uncle Santino tries to teach Chris' kids a few pranks, is Chris getting a vasectomy, Chris is afraid he's only able to make girls, what is a douche? What should Chrissy Chaos do for his gender reveal party, 48 laws of power! Don't offend the wrong person, How d...2021-03-231h 08Chris Distefano Presents: Chrissy ChaosDesert Dirt Bags | Chris Distefano Presents: Chrissy Chaos | EP 7WELCOME to Chrissy Chaos!
This episode Chrissy Chaos and Sergio Chicon AKA BLIZZY are out in the GREAT OUTDOORS CUZ! They are broadcasting from the desert of Arizona like some true dirt bags. They talk about how the weekend of shows is going at the House of Comedy in Phoenix, Arizona. Vinny had to go to the emergency room and Chris falls in love with the healthcare system of Arizona. Our road guy Billy tells us a quality POOP story. They chat about the day they spent at Goldfield Ghost Town, is Sergio Mr.Potato head?!, Vinny t...2021-03-1654 minChris Distefano Presents: Chrissy ChaosFresh Outta Prison with TiTi Jerry | Chris Distefano Presents: Chrissy Chaos | EP 6WELCOME to Chrissy Chaos!
This episode Chris has on TiTi Jerry who is fresh off serving 25 years in prison. They talk prison reform, what it's like to live in prison for years and years, why stealing is addicting, who are the best lovers in prison, TiTi's friendship with Son of Sam and how he acted in jail, if the money was right it was right!, prison is all about survival and struggle, Ronald DeFeo Jr. who committed the crimes of the Amityville horror was in love with TiTi, the prison hierarchy and how it works, how the f...2021-03-091h 16Chris Distefano Presents: Chrissy ChaosModern Family AKA The Throuple | Chris Distefano Presents: Chrissy Chaos | EP 5WELCOME to Chrissy Chaos!
This episode Chris has on his co-baby daddy on!!! Tristan Rega and they talk living the real modern family lifestyle, what it takes to enjoy life while being part of a throuple, how to raise kids the right way, what is BitCoin, was it stupid of Chris to sell all his BitCoin for no reason, the future of BitCoin, what is gold and how does it make the US dollar powerful?, Tristan thinks aliens are time travelers, how to keep a baby momma happy, theres gyms now that mine BitCoin, Chris tackles another o...2021-03-021h 04Chris Distefano Presents: Chrissy ChaosBitcoin Queen | Chris Distefano Presents: Chrissy Chaos | EP 3WELCOME to Chrissy Chaos!
This episode Chris breaks down Bitcoin and why it's a great time to invest, it's the HomelessPimp's birthday, Chris explains what he would do if he was Whitney Houston for a day, Clubhouse is addicting, Chris tells a story about selling off his old apartment and Vinny's tia had a heart attack!, Chris gets a delivery live on air, bad haircuts are the worst, Shout out Tank Sinatra, Anxiety Tuesday this week is all about Transcendental Meditation, and Christory Distefano is about Hannibal Barca who was a Carthaginian general and one of the f...2021-02-1556 minChris Distefano Presents: Chrissy ChaosAnxiety Tuesday | Chris Distefano Presents: Chrissy Chaos | EP 2WELCOME to Chrissy Chaos!
This episode Chris talks about unplugging from social media, The Dissident and what happened to Jamal Khashoggi, a mouse got sucked into his vacuum cleaner, the real story of Abraham Lincoln's assassination, how to name a baby in 2021, Anxiety Tuesday is all about impact social media has on us all, Chris reveals he used to keep a diary in his mid twenties, 48 Laws of Power teaches us that China is LIT, Learn the limitations of kindness BABES
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