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Internet Hate MachineEP 45 In The MemetimeWelcome to the new Internet Hate Machine expanded universe! We explain where we've been, talk banning memes and share two nice things.
Further information on those important memes
• Gabriel Gundacker's 'zendaya Is meechee': https://twitter.com/gabegundacker/status/1043666739274252288?lang=en
• Yuki the seal: https://www.dailydot.com/unclick/yuki-seal-video/
• Bongo Cat: http://nymag.com/intelligencer/2018/09/the-bongo-cat-meme-is-our-light-in-the-darkness.html
Credits
• New theme by Evan Munro-Smith
• Fresh graphics by Peader Thomas
• Short clip of music from 'The Price Is Right Ending Credits' (YouTube)
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• Twitter: http://twitter.com/internethatepod2018-10-1500 minInternet Hate MachineEP 44 Hairdryer chicken is cancelled, everyoneThe Hate Machine is going on a bit of a break after this episode but we'll be back soon! Before then, Bec and Chris talk through their fave times tables, if it's time to delete your Facebook, why you probably shouldn't change your name to Dr Spectre, never hearing annoying sites ever again and all the hot air surrounding hairdryer chicken.
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The track Bossa Nova by Simon Mathewson is licensed under a Attribution-NonCommercial-ShareAlike License.2018-04-0300 minInternet Hate MachineEP 43 Accountability without endorsementA zippy little pod this week as Bec makes her way through a maxi popcorn chicken, Chris craves the ability to switch between Twitter accounts, we talk tweetdecking (apologies for the loose definition), verification, the only words you should be able to say on Twitter, we offer up not the Bitcoin report, discuss WiFi mouse traps and plan a night out on Airtasker!
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Here's the link to the expertly crafted 'Steamed Clams Inc.' by
NPCarlsson: https://youtu.be/aRsOBFhNjVM
Hate us on social media! • Facebook: http://facebook.com/internethatepod • Twitter: http://twitter.com/internethatepod2018-03-0900 minInternet Hate MachineEP 41 The Worst Political Outrage in Australian HistoryThis week Bec and Chris finally give the people what they want with their Board Game Corner™, discuss the PM's internet, Facebook recognition, Google deleting your account, you deleting your Vero account and we bring you another lewd worst take.
Apologies again for the lateness on this one, we're going to try to get back to your regularly scheduled podcast uploading soon.
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Apologies for the late delivery on this episode, you know how it is.
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• http://facebook...2018-02-2600 minInternet Hate MachineEP 39 The Phast and the PhuriousCOME ON, GUYS. IT'S TIME TO PHAST. We teach you how to see the world beyond your phone, mention the name 'Logan Paul' for the last time, possibly give a bad explanation of Discord, Bec speaks earnestly about Facebook killing comedy, Chris reveals why he's unemployable and we give you a wide range of beautiful and unique takes.
Hate us on social media! • Facebok: http://facebook.com/internethatepod • Twitter: http://twitter.com/internethatepod2018-02-1600 minInternet Hate MachineEP 38 Bug outPlease, bring your bug spray, this episode is hella bugged. We talk shitty,shitty free wi-fi, the fake news media, non-existent lady Doritos, video stores disappearing, Facebook disappearing, Bitcoin disappearing and we bring you an R rated worst take that unfortunately doesn't disappear.
Hate us on social media! • Facebok: http://facebook.com/internethatepod • Twitter: http://twitter.com/internethatepod2018-02-0900 minInternet Hate MachineEP 37 Hate-tatoLook, I'm just going to shout the contents of this episode at you: POISON POTATOES! NIGHTMARE FUEL! WII SHOP MUSIC (IT'S ACTUALLY THE MII CHANNEL MUSIC, SORRY)! LOGAN PAUL AGAIN FOR SOME REASON! FERRY MCFERRYFACE! THE SHORTYS! A TERRIBLE APP! DEEPFAKE! THE BEC-COIN REPORT! WORST TAKE! SHOWER RAT! THANK-YOU FOR READING!
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Hate us on social media! • Facebok: http://facebook.com/internethatepod • Twitter: http://twitter.com/internethatepod2018-02-0200 minInternet Hate MachineEP 36 The Tide Pod Lolly Bag ChallengeChris and Bec talk distracting things, racist memes, whether the changing of a certain date is on the horizon, why you shouldn't trademark social justice movements, the cursed Bitcoin Report returns, we work through some Facebook themed worst takes and then chow down on some 'Tide Pods' thought nuggets.
Hate us on social media! • Facebok: http://facebook.com/internethatepod • Twitter: http://twitter.com/internethatepod2018-01-2600 minInternet Hate MachineEP 35 Twenty Hate TeenThe hate machine roars to life for another glorious year of internet trash. Meet the new Chris in the new year, we sing the Ballad of Logan Paul, find out why Milkshake Duck is the word, slowly edge towards becoming a Pixelated Boat recap podcast, sit around during Snapchat story time, plus regular excellent segments the Bitcoin Report and Worst Take return!
If you're ever in crisis and need someone to talk to, there are a lot of helplines there to listen. You can find a number in your area here: http://ibpf.org/resource/list-international-suicide-hotlines
Hate us on social...2018-01-1800 minInternet Hate MachineEP 34 Miracle on Rule 34th StreetGrab your festive pitchfork and shake it the tune of an eternally looping Jingle Bells remix - it's the last IHM of 2017! We celebrate Twitter Purgemas, the Pope, fixing Facebook with more Facebook, Net Neutrality, YouTube 2017, Bitcoin again for some reason, a yuletide worst take and we conclude with a small breakdown over Christmas lights.
Hate us on social media! • http://facebook.com/internethatepod • http://twitter.com/internethatepod2017-12-2200 minInternet Hate MachineEP 33 Hot take generatorGet your hate hat on and your hate shoes, it's time to hop into the machine again! We bring you the very latest information on bitcoin, wrap-up the best thing to happen on the internet this year, join the Cat Person commentary, discuss the vortex of social media licensing, bring you some primo worst takes and talk Wikipedia guilt trips.
Hate us on social media! • http://facebook.com/internethatepod • http://twitter.com/internethatepod2017-12-1300 minInternet Hate MachineEP 32 Basically a Wagon WheelHello haters! (is that what we call you? Sorry if you hate it but at the same time that fits) This week we weather the storm of social media reactions, find a potential explanation for Donald Trump's Twitter and question the motivations behind a very bad worst take.
Hate us on social media! • http://facebook.com/internethatepod • http://twitter.com/internethatepod2017-12-0600 minInternet Hate MachineEP 31 Bird is the word!A short pod is a good pod and a short bird pod is the greatest pod of all! We revel in the horror of someone calling you on Facebook Messenger and our two hosts clash over the Australian #BirdOfTheYear.
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Internet Hate MachineEP 30 Internet Hate PlanetFor our big 3-0 we are graced by the presence of internet celebrity and excellent human Mr. Nick Mason! We discuss podcast making, slow listening, whether there are just too many darn comic book adaptations, internet criticism, reveal who we are shills for, talk Twitter's ever expanding character count, Facebook asking for nudes pls, scooping up tweets and we bring you the worst take on a great day.
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Hate us on social media! • http://facebook.com/internethatepod • http://twitter.com/internethatepod2017-11-1900 minInternet Hate MachineEP 29 SpoopyTry and use your Super Mario Odyssey brain to listen to IHM EP 29! We take a walk through the complexities of New Donk City, discuss how we all know the Lube Mobile Kid (don't @ us), find out some Spoopy Twitter names, provide clarifying statements, revel in the horrors of social media managing and Chris provides some truly horrible worst takes.
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Internet Hate MachineEP 28 The End of the Age of the Edgelord with Alasdair Tremblay-BirchallOne of the Two in the Think Tank Alasdair Tremblay-Birchall joins us in the Hate Machine this week as we bring you the very latest in internet bullshit! Al reveals his secret hacker identity, explains why he lists everything, we ask if it’s the end of edgelords, find out what Reddit wants, kick the fibre to the curb, discuss our YouTube Red dreams, talk teens and let you in on a male secret.
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Hate us on social media! • http://facebook.com/internetha...2017-10-2600 minInternet Hate MachineEP 27 Take My Wi-Fi, PleaseChris and Bec give you the top secret instructions on how to join Twitter's unverified club, explain why Wi-Fi getting hacked is good for the children and discuss the effects of the #MeToo campaign. (In case you want to avoid it: discussion of sexual harassment between 15:24 and 21:06)
Hate us on social media! • http://facebook.com/internethatepod • http://twitter.com/internethatepod2017-10-1800 minInternet Hate MachineEP 26 Sauce CodeBec and Chris try to spread #DemPosVibes, talk mainlining Neighbours, shout-out to some hard working internet weirdos, respect the online contact forms, find the sauce of this week's stupidity and provide a particularly dank worst take.
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Neighbuzz: The Neighbours Recap PodcastNeighbuzz Ep 80 – A Hucks on Both Your Houses (w/ Internet Hate Machine) | Week of Oct 2, 2017Chris Kennett and Bec Petraitis from podcast Internet Hate Machine, join Penny Tangey and Vaya Pashos to cover the week of Oct 2 in the PirateNet Studios!
The Wedding-of-the-Week is looming and Erinsborough is gearing up by trying to pluck crustaceans out of Lassiters Lake, which the council should definitely frown upon. We peer through the fence-hole at the latest crop of love triangles; Vaya joins Sonya in crushing on Jewish Sam; and Bec sums up GazCan and Terage's entire relationship using only sounds.
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...2017-10-091h 51Internet Hate MachineEP 25 There's no deeper memeing hereChris and Bec luxuriate in the space provided by Twitter's 280 character limit, discuss the worst internet defence, create the long-awaited rival to GoFundMe, bring you one nice thing and then delve into a quick worst take!
Hate us on social media! • http://facebook.com/internethatepod • http://twitter.com/internethatepod2017-10-0200 minInternet Hate MachineEP 24 Podcast for the 65.8 millionJoin us as we pop another unverritfiable load through the machine! Chris and Bec talk all things Chatswood post office, the joys of google news alerts, attempt to explain Verrit, remember 'Leave Britney Alone' and two terrible people face off for the worst take of the week.
Hate us on social media! • http://facebook.com/internethatepod • http://twitter.com/internethatepod2017-09-2000 minInternet Hate MachineEP 23 Peak AngerGrab a handful of chips and chow down on IHM 23! This week we talk about the 7/11 spammers, ask if you've been pwned, discuss the idea of paying for your memories, KFC sponsored tweets, Facebook's slipping community standards, Twitter's protection of mosquitoes, hear the worst take and TEETH TEETH TEETH.
Hate us on social media! • http://facebook.com/internethatepod • http://twitter.com/internethatepod2017-09-0500 minInternet Hate MachineEP 22A Password JesusTime for some hateration, holleration in this dancerie that we've called IHM episode 22A. We mourn the loss of America, pray to Password Jesus, ask how many is too many in Facebook limbo, race to 1000, tweet at the PM and find out how you know you're living in 2006 when...
Hate us on social media! • http://facebook.com/internethatepod • http://twitter.com/internethatepod2017-08-2200 minInternet Hate MachineEP 21 Remembering the MoochIn this very recently recorded, now slightly outdated episode of IHM we look back on The Mooch, Trump declaring war on Twitter, Twitter declaring war on success, Lady Doctor, Coffee dad and parents using gifs.
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Internet Hate MachineEP 20 Socialist Hate Machine with Lucy ValentineWe continue our long-running tradition of having a guest on every ten eps as internet denizen Lucy Valentine drops in! Lucy helps us navigate socialism, Neopets, respecting women, HanAssholeSolo, new Twitter, old Latham and we set out on the easy quest of fixing satire.
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• http://twitter.com/internethatepod2017-07-1400 minInternet Hate MachineEP 19 Share if you agreeAlright alright alright! This week Chris and Bec sort of tell you how to become an Instagram celebrity, praise the almighty leader of the opposition Bill Shareten, give you the latest stock tips on the meme economy, react to pride and then talk about a few other things before the podcast is over so we can get back to new Twitter.
Hate us on social media! | http://facebook.com/internethatepod | http://twitter.com/internethatepod |2017-06-2800 minInternet Hate MachineEP 18 Someone call the Twitter PoliceThis week in the hatrednator we talk greasy keyboards, this new social media influencer called Smonald Nump (or something like that?), police social media, outsourcing subtweeting, Spongebob chickens, tentacle porn excuses and garbage voice control.
Hate us on social media! | http://facebook.com/internethatepod | http://twitter.com/internethatepod |2017-06-1300 minInternet Hate MachineEP 17 Hot take it or LeavittLess hate this week and more somber seething as Chris and Bec talk about horrible tweets following tragedies, horrible names for companies, excellent Amazon Echo features and horrible amounts of tabs.
Hate us on social media! | http://facebook.com/internethatepod | http://twitter.com/internethatepod |2017-05-3100 minInternet Hate MachineEP 16 Are you with it and is it fire?With fire in their tired bellies Bec and Chris are ready to put the 'hate' back into IHM Enterprises! This week in the firing line: Twitter Moments, that weird clapping emoji conversation thing, teen angst, Twitch, Snapchat Spectacles, meme funerals and being generally out of the loop.
Hate us on social media! | http://facebook.com/internethatepod | http://twitter.com/internethatepod |2017-05-1700 minInternet Hate MachineEP 15 Maybe you shouldn't make your event into a meme?Bec and Chris make their triumphant return! Want to catch up on all the horrible things that have happened on the net over the last few weeks? WHY?! But also, this is the podcast for you, I guess. Topics: Facebook Live deaths, open source social media, #Banzac and the glory of the Fyre Festival.
Hate us on social media! | http://facebook.com/internethatepod | http://twitter.com/internethatepod |2017-05-0400 minInternet Hate MachineEP 14 How do we keep kids off the internet?Your humble hosts try to deploy Bec's dad to give everyone a break from the internet while discussing how to improve on the death of Club Penguin, making the internet safe 4 kidz, avoiding regrettable digital footprints and providing answers to some of the internet's pressing questions.
Hate us on social media! | http://facebook.com/internethatepod | http://twitter.com/internethatepod |2017-04-0300 minInternet Hate MachineEP 13 Maybe we should restrict all of YouTube?In this super hot installment we talk the fall of CAPTCHA, the rise of YouTube's restricted mode, we head on over to Chris' Internet Philosophy Corner, discuss the greater implications of The Big Chicken, analyse the shift in meme culture and predict some future outrage.
Hate us on social media! | http://facebook.com/internethatepod | http://twitter.com/internethatepod |2017-03-2100 minInternet Hate MachineEP 12 O Switch, how taste thou?Bec and Chris tussle with the lure of a new Nintendo console as they analyse its delicious effects on the internet. The duo also investigate the tiring Zoom In meme, the mysterious letters of Patreon and explain why you should stop Haha-ing things on Facebook. We all know you're not really Haha-ing. I'm watching you, bucko.
Hate us on social media! | http://facebook.com/internethatepod | http://twitter.com/internethatepod |2017-03-0600 minInternet Hate MachineEP 11 Maybe we should remember the good old days?After last episode's diversion, Bec and Chris are well and truly back to stupid, terrible reality as they talk reviving the Nokia 3310, remember MySpace, loathe LinkedIn, crash the meme economy and try to remember what happened a whole year ago.
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Internet Hate MachineEP 10 Maybe we should talk to Waleed Aly about social media?It's our first episode of 2017 and, as is tradition every 10 episodes here at IHM enterprises, we bring in a special guest to reflect upon the sorry state of affairs that is the internet!
Waleed Aly joins us explaining why he isn't on social media, his rules of online engagement, the complexities behind nazi punching and the moral quandary that is the Eatnow review system.
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(as is also tradition Bec's mic was very broken and she has tried to fix it up. Please forgive her or she won't...2017-02-0100 minInternet Hate MachineEP 9 Maybe you shouldn't Google anything?In which Bec and Chris troubleshoot the podcast, Dr Google, Airbnb racism, Vine and man cards. | Hate us on social media! | http://facebook.com/internethatepod | http://twitter.com/internethatepod2016-11-3000 minInternet Hate MachineEP 8 Maybe we shouldn't record two of these in a row?In which Bec and Chris give you a bonus episode where they question reality, social media, online food delivery and Cheetos. | Hate us on social media! | http://facebook.com/internethatepod | http://twitter.com/internethatepod2016-10-2000 minInternet Hate MachineEP 7 Maybe you shouldn't pay for anything?In which Chris delivers his hot take on email attachments, Bec continues to be sad about her Note 7 (but not as sad as she is now typing this description knowing she'll never have one), we talk 4chan not making money, Winrar not making money, Presto not making money, Facebook trying to make money and Vanilla Ice VS Hurricane Matthew.
| Hate us on social media! | http://facebook.com/internethatepod | http://twitter.com/internethatepod2016-10-1100 minInternet Hate MachineEP 6 Maybe you should give up and buy an iPhone?In which Chris asks Bec why she hates the new iPhone, we talk Twitter VS Snapchat and try to help people with their internet queries.
| Hate us on social media! | http://facebook.com/internethatepod | http://twitter.com/internethatepod2016-09-2600 minInternet Hate MachineEP 5 Maybe nothing is happening on the internet?In which Chris is an Edgelord, Bec is distracted by Mr Robot, Harambe fails to die & we all wait for the disapproval of Mark Di Stefano. | Hate us on social media! | http://facebook.com/internethatepod | http://twitter.com/internethatepod2016-09-0100 minInternet Hate MachineEP 4 Maybe we shouldn't argue?In which Bec and Chris reveal their first email addresses, declare fighting on the internet pointless and ask if this is fine, dog. | Hate us on social media! | http://facebook.com/internethatepod | http://twitter.com/internethatepod2016-08-1000 minInternet Hate MachineEP 3 Maybe Pokémon GO is a bad thing?In which Bec and Chris guzzle Red Bull and ask if it's safe for the geeks to go out on the streets again. | Hate us on social media! | http://facebook.com/internethatepod | http://twitter.com/internethatepod2016-07-1200 minInternet Hate MachineEP 2 Maybe we don't need Facebook?In which Bec and Chris discuss why Facebook Live sucks and dick windmilling blows. | Hate us on social media! | http://facebook.com/internethatepod | http://twitter.com/internethatepod2016-06-2100 minInternet Hate MachineEP 1 Maybe you shouldn't be who you are?In which Bec and Chris wonder what happened to CD-ROMs, why musical.ly is a thing and discover when your meme is dank. | Hate us on social media! | http://facebook.com/internethatepod | http://twitter.com/internethatepod2016-06-2100 min