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The One Millionth PodcastSeismameterAndi and Chris return after three long months and man, has a lot happened. Was Chris being trained by the CIA? Did Andi get abducted by natives while on Safari? The answer is no to both of those, but find out what HAS happened in this episode.
2024-02-0656 minThe One Millionth PodcastGross FountainAndi and Chris...and the echo...are back...again. Andi's been sick and Chris has been living the dream. It's a very Yin and Yang episode.
2023-09-191h 01The One Millionth PodcastStream A Lil StreamAndi & Chris are back! Chris has been on hiatus and Andi is getting weird on Twitch! It's a good one!
2023-07-281h 01The One Millionth PodcastKids TodayChris and Andi go on about old mix-tape infomercials from the 90’s and Chris just doesn’t understand kids today.
2022-10-011h 00The One Millionth PodcastKitchen ChickensChris and Andi are back with tales from the road (Chris) and the crypt (Andi).
2022-04-2958 minThe One Millionth PodcastMr. Nice Guy AwardsAndi educates Chris on lip fillers, and Chris got slighted by a cab driver in Buffalo.
2022-02-231h 02The One Millionth PodcastMouthful ModeChris reminisces about the last time he ate a fruit 10 years ago and Andi has a group chat that is popping off on the daily
2022-02-161h 03The One Millionth PodcastCheesecake TownhouseChris has to differentiate between ‘commercial’ and ‘private’ flights and Andi fell down. Then they talk about what kind of horses to eat.
2022-02-091h 01The One Millionth PodcastNorm the Mountain LionChris has notes on Andi’s bath time routine and Andi explains the difference between pasties and tassels. This is a blissful episode after the Bills game and before the Bengals game… they were happier then.
2022-02-0254 minThe One Millionth PodcastBitslexicChris has it out for cucumber water and Andi would rather eat ass than drink a PBR.
2022-01-2659 minThe One Millionth PodcastRackamoni and CheeseChris has a bougie week at home and Andi totally nails the Home Depot theme song.
2022-01-1958 minThe One Millionth PodcastReady BettyChris and Andi talk about the Saints Row and Assassins Creed games ad nauseam. Also they are absolutely curb stomped about the loss of Betty White.
2022-01-061h 01The One Millionth PodcastThe ScreepsChris and Andi talk about how children can’t appreciate the arts and how nuts marathon runners are.
2021-12-2956 minThe One Millionth PodcastDid You Hear The Alarm?!Andi has a big problem with the Friends theme song on HBO Max and Chris has a wild weekend in Arizona.
2021-12-1659 minThe One Millionth PodcastCHRISTOPHER...Chris has his first Philly cheesesteak and Andi helps him redecorate the living room. Is there more exciting stuff they talk about? Yes, but you have to listen to find out. This is called a “teaser”.
2021-12-081h 02The One Millionth PodcastMatzo Barf SoupChris is outraged at how inflation has affected the Cheesecake Factory, and the pod gets the best email it’s ever received. Brought to you by backattacksnacks.com
2021-12-0157 minThe One Millionth PodcastYou Best Be BleedingChris and Andi get drunk and it’s a real ramble fest. Listen as the Porters make the most of a Friday night!
2021-10-291h 02The One Millionth PodcastThe Goggles Did NothingChris wants an Alf origins story and the Porters discuss if Fleshlights are recyclable. We’re having fun, kids.
2021-10-201h 02The One Millionth PodcastLast Minute CelebrityChris went to Tampa and gets a taste of his own foot while Andi went to a scorching hot play in North Hollywood. It’s not all glitz and glamour, folks.
2021-10-131h 00The One Millionth PodcastChris Got a F**king Sound PadAndi tries out Chris’ bidet on the air and Chris got a f**king sound pad.
2021-10-061h 02The One Millionth PodcastMalltownAndi tries to get Chris into The Real Housewives of Salt Lake City and Chris is making some big life upgrades. Fill your ear holes with some sweet, sweet banter.
2021-09-171h 02The One Millionth PodcastMethampheta-meanChris and Andi are in Kansas City and Chris talks about The Black Crowes ad nauseam. They also discuss how many soft serve cones one can eat in a day (it’s around 18).
2021-08-251h 00The One Millionth PodcastWiffle BallsChris has many airport annoyances and Andi convinced her friend that the emergency number in California is 912. Also there’s a new contest where you get to re-name a guy who has no balls.
2021-08-1953 minThe One Millionth PodcastSomething PenisThe Porters discuss Andi’s 23 and Me results and what happened when Chris asked their Grandma about stretch marks.
2021-08-1154 minThe One Millionth PodcastYe Old Buck ShackChris spent his weekend in a seedy hotel and Andi does a spot on, exactly perfect impression of Chris. Swear to gah you’ll think it’s him.
2021-08-031h 07The One Millionth PodcastThe 100th EpisodeBrad Williams stops by to talk with Chris and Andi about renaissance festivals, John Mayer and how to pronounce Worcestershire.
2021-07-281h 05The One Millionth PodcastWhere's Michelle?Chris and Andi are on a Dave’s Hot Chicken kick… and they got burned bad by some way too hot sammiches.
2021-07-2155 minThe One Millionth PodcastFistful of ClubsAndi is trying to get the family down to the Margaritaville Resort and Chris struggles with reverse ATMs.
2021-07-1459 minThe One Millionth Podcast...But a Bitch Ain't OneAbout once a podcast Andi gestures to Chris to clear his throat, and he does it every single time without an attitude. That was sarcasm!This time she didn’t edit it out of the pod. Oh and they talk about concerts and stuff.
2021-06-2358 minThe One Millionth PodcastSacramento: It’s Not Gonna Lick ItselfChris and Andi learn how they got Mr. Ed to talk and Andi does a scratcher ticket live on the pod.
2021-06-161h 03The One Millionth PodcastNobody Does It Like Sara Lee, Huh?Chris and Andi really gross each other out and make fun of a guy who uses a word they don’t know.
2021-06-0958 minThe One Millionth PodcastYe Olde 911Chris and Andi have gone out with the loaves and came back with the fairy cakes.
2021-06-0255 minThe One Millionth PodcastKualanamu International AirportChris and Andi talk about the popularity of Riverdance, Ska, and you know what why don’t you listen for your own damn self to find out what else.
2021-05-1953 minThe One Millionth PodcastBroccoli LabesChris and Andi talk about snakes, North Carolina BBQ and Genghis Khan’s genealogy.
2021-05-1359 minThe One Millionth PodcastHoe-Ass LightersChris and Andi talk about how she’s an incredible gift giver, and Chris tries to decorate his apartment at Costco.
2021-05-0552 minThe One Millionth PodcastWeird SentencesChris and Andi are joined by two guests and we talk about bad things we mistake for good things. It's pretty funny for how tired they all are.
2021-04-2852 minThe One Millionth PodcastThe Circle is a CircleChris and Andi talk about boy bands and pasta… what’s not to love?
2021-04-2150 minThe One Millionth PodcastTacomallChris and Andi talk about foods that excited them as kids and a bar in Nashville called Santa’s Pub.
2021-04-141h 03The One Millionth PodcastHi-Diddly-Ho, Zacharino!Chris and Andi have their first guest who isn’t a blood relative: Zach Myers from Shinedown is here to discuss pubes, working out and flying.
2021-03-3059 minThe One Millionth PodcastDon't Trust the BusChris narrowly escaped death and Andi teaches you how to get around a paywall.
2021-03-2352 min
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2021-03-1751 minThe One Millionth PodcastIt Always Goes Back to AlanisChris and Andi give movie reviews and they also discuss the wide world of Magic.
2021-03-1054 minThe One Millionth PodcastSoggy BiscuitChris and Andi talk about The Eagles at length and they're not sorry.
2021-03-021h 09The One Millionth PodcastSuckin' On Chili DogsChris and Andi reminisce about the good ol' days of car jousting.
2021-02-2459 minThe One Millionth PodcastNailed ItChris and Andi are still emotionally and internally recovering from that Super Bowl.
2021-02-1757 minThe One Millionth PodcastJell-O PureChris and Andi discuss what they love: late night steaks and kleptomania, respectively.
2021-02-0256 minThe One Millionth PodcastJammy and The BoofChris and Andi wax nostalgic on family vacations.
2021-01-261h 02The One Millionth PodcastDissin' TerrysChris talks about why ESPN is so great and he also explains how Andi got her nickname.
2021-01-191h 01The One Millionth PodcastThinking About The Tubeman AgainAndi has a new jacket that gives her a new skill and Chris has some thoughts on drone betting.
2021-01-1257 minThe One Millionth PodcastBuca Di ToothoChris and Andi go to the dentist!
2020-12-3052 minThe One Millionth PodcastVerbally LimberChris has a lame new fact about Mount Everest, and Andi proves how little she knows about Mount Everest.
2020-12-1857 minThe One Millionth PodcastSTEVE MAPSChris and Andi and talk and talk and talk about all kinds of things. If you’re so curious just listen you nosy little s**t.
2020-12-0855 minThe One Millionth PodcastFifteen Pounds of MusicThis week Chris got pulled over by bike cops and totally unrelated Chris and Andi Crime Tips. As always The One Millionth Podcast is brought to you by Back Attack Snacks!
2020-11-2352 minThe One Millionth PodcastCompetencyChris would make a horrible forensic scientist and Andi has a science surprise (she knows the periodic table... kind of.)
2020-11-1747 minThe One Millionth PodcastHypotheticholesAndi learns where Georgia is and Chris wants to send her to math camp.
2020-11-1058 minThe One Millionth PodcastSex FruitChris has a plan for the murder hornets and Andi tried the Mountain Dewgarita. Spoiler alert: it sucked ass.
2020-11-031h 01The One Millionth PodcastBit BusterChris and Andi talk about the actual shelf life of Twinkies and a bunch of other shit.
2020-10-2757 minThe One Millionth PodcastHamster and NashAndi takes a stab at what the wind sounds like and Chris describes what’ll happen if we clone tacos.
2020-10-2055 minThe One Millionth PodcastChubby CheckerChris and Andi talk nature docs and did you know Chubby Checker is still alive?
2020-10-1447 minThe One Millionth PodcastDip Dip A DooChris won't ever date a bank teller and Andi details a slumber party mishap.
2020-10-0649 minThe One Millionth PodcastMilkin' For BlowChris and Andi talk about home security and how to get drugs in Ireland's countryside.
2020-09-2848 minThe One Millionth PodcastDukes of HazzardededChris and Andi come up with new fantasy football team names and they (kind of) educate themselves on Tuberculosis.
2020-09-2250 minThe One Millionth PodcastAll Boned UpChris and Andi bring the haha's while the world burns around them.
2020-09-1457 minThe One Millionth PodcastJimmy On The GeorgeChris and Andi both did drive-ins full of dudes.
2020-09-0951 minThe One Millionth PodcastFarts and Girls and StuffChris and Andi get drunk.
2020-09-0147 minThe One Millionth PodcastAnd That's How I Got the Second HoleChris and Andi are losing their minds in a heat wave.
2020-08-2444 minThe One Millionth PodcastThe Duality of ManChris and Andi talk about hallucinogenics... a lot.
2020-08-181h 07The One Millionth PodcastRisky JizznessChris and Andi figure out why the f**k theres so many streets named Chevy Chase.
2020-08-1159 minThe One Millionth PodcastGonna Lose That Deposit...Andi introduces Chris to the worst parts of Spiderman 3 and Chris has earthquake preparedness tips: you just gotta quick step it.
2020-08-0446 minThe One Millionth PodcastThis Time... It's PersonalAndi teaches Chris how to do a software update... tune in for more thrilling content!
2020-07-2858 minThe One Millionth PodcastPython F**k BallChris and Andi are being tested by Taco Bell.
2020-07-2055 minThe One Millionth PodcastPube SchoolChris and Andi invite their hilarious cousins on to the pod to discuss The Dinner Party episode of The Office, followed by a heated debate on the Cyruses (Cyrus'? Who cares.)
2020-07-131h 09The One Millionth PodcastQueefer SutherlandMom and Dad join Chris and Andi on the pod... this oughta be good.
2020-07-0857 minThe One Millionth PodcastYou’ve Got to Suss ItAndi almost fell for a goof and Chris mispronounces Fauci like an idiot.
2020-06-3053 minThe One Millionth PodcastCotton Candy BoogersChris and Andi discuss great Father's Day gifts... you know, because Father's Day was yesterday.
2020-06-2347 minThe One Millionth PodcastThe Big YellaChris and Andi discuss shitty country songs they love and Dad's favorite sandwich.
2020-06-1651 minThe One Millionth PodcastBoctor BugleChris and Andi talk about their day, their month and even their year *clap clap clap*
2020-06-0953 minThe One Millionth PodcastWe Always Come Back to CarradineChris and Andi have a lot to say about dolls.
2020-05-2753 minThe One Millionth PodcastHe Was a Nice GuyChris and Andi discuss hot sammiches and how a glass factory is the best place to dispose of bodies.
2020-05-1958 minThe One Millionth PodcastPaula Deez NutsChris very recently learned that rice is good with Mexican food and Andi's eyes rolled so hard they fell out of her face.
2020-05-1248 minThe One Millionth PodcastSocial Media AcumenChris and Andi say some words and learn some others. Join them on this journey to nowhere.
2020-05-0555 minThe One Millionth PodcastSpeaking of Seeing Dem Tiddies...Chris and Andi break down the difference between Karens and Janets... because honestly what the eff else is going on. Also their Dad can eat a butt.
2020-04-281h 07The One Millionth PodcastBackdoors of YoreNo, those were not the exact words that came out of Chris' mouth, and yes, Andi writes these captions.
2020-04-131h 05The One Millionth PodcastSOME RULES!!!Chris and Andi have been up to (war huh good god y'all what is it good for) absolutely nothing.
2020-04-0755 minThe One Millionth PodcastNo Rules!Andi finally watched Shawshank Redemption and Chris really misses being inside Chipotle.
2020-03-311h 02The One Millionth PodcastSpit Roasted by the Jo Bros.Chris and Andi wash their hands and stay inside. Be like Chris and Andi.
2020-03-2350 minThe One Millionth PodcastHard MilkChris and Andi start a multi-million dollar idea company. They're idea guys now.
2020-03-1650 minThe One Millionth PodcastHidden Valley MouthwashChris struggled with an old XBox, Andi went on a neat distillery tour and they both tell more drug stories.
2020-03-0959 minThe One Millionth PodcastWe Need to Leave This Denny'sChris hates geometry and Andi got a bidet... or as Chris calls them "asshole washers".
2020-03-021h 01The One Millionth PodcastWhat a MeshChris and Andi learn a lot about vaginal mesh.
2020-02-241h 06The One Millionth PodcastThanks for My Butthole!Chris spent the weekend in America's wang and Andi met The Fonz.
2020-01-271h 11The One Millionth PodcastI'm Full of Peanut Butter, Like an IdiotChris and Andi redecorate Chris' living room and you can't see what they're doing... you'll love it.
2020-01-211h 09The One Millionth PodcastPineapple and HamChris and Andi tell stories from the holiday break and even sing some snappy tunes along the way.
2020-01-071h 08The One Millionth PodcastCircumstantial VomitChris nearly throws up from words and Andi’s frontal lobe is out of the office.
2019-12-231h 10The One Millionth PodcastChristmas is NighChris and Andi found the perfect Christmas sweater for your grandma and they discuss the hottest new video game.
2019-12-161h 02The One Millionth PodcastHelsinki SyndromeChris and Andi learn some basic geography and Chris is reckless with his laser eyes.
2019-12-091h 03The One Millionth Podcast105 lbs Of JuiceChris and Andi talk cars and crime tips. Chris puts an unflattering pic of Andi on the big screen. (check it out on IG)
2019-12-021h 03The One Millionth PodcastZone Ten!!!Chris and Andi talk about their haunted house and they invent a new genre of horror films.
2019-11-191h 04The One Millionth PodcastVegetables and CommitmentChris went skydiving and Andi has some grave plans.
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