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ApocrypalsBonus: Biblical Mini-GolfFor the first time in ten years, Theophiloi -- and the first time ever during the lifespan of this very podcast -- Chris and Benito are in the same place, actually hanging out with each other! What better way to celebrate this momentous occasion than by playing three full courses of Bible themed mini-golf? Join us as we recount our experience at Lexington, Kentucky's own Fairway to Heaven and pitch our own ideas for hagiographic Putt-Putt. Plus we spend like ten minutes trying to figure out if they have mini-golf in Malta. I didn't edit a second o...2025-05-081h 09
The Professor Frenzy ShowSomething Killing Children #41, Marvel Two-in-One #46, Roddy McDowall, Twilight Zone Ep: The MirrorThe Professor Frenzy Show Episode 356 Something Is Killing The Children #41 from BOOM! Studios | Writer(s):James Tynion IV | Artist(s):Werther Dell Edera | $4.99 Crush Depth #2 from Mad Cave Studios | Writer(s):David Andry | Artist(s): Alex Sanchez | $4.99 Lost Fantasy #1 from Image Comics (W) Curt Pires (A) Luca Casalanguida $4.99 G.I. Joe A Real American Hero Silent Missions: Duke #1 from Image Comics (W) Wes Craig (A) Wes Craig, Jason Wordie $3.99 Feral #12 from Image | Writer(s):Tony Fleecs | Artist(s):Trish Forstner Tone Rodriguez Brad Simpson | $3.99 Were Taking Everyone Down With Us #2 from Image | Wr...2025-05-071h 28
The Bomb HoleBomb Hole Group Chat 21 w/ Jess Kimura, Ylfa Runarsdottir, Brantley Mullins & Jess PerlmutterComing off the high that is known as “The Uninvited Invitational” we sat down Jess Kimura, the brains and the driving force behind the operation. Joining her are Brantley Mullins, Ylfa Runnarsdottir, Paula Benito, and Jess Perlmutter. We talk all things Uninvited, stand out moments from the event, our favorite signs, and so much more. We also tackle some of your hard hitting questions, explore women’s gear, and have one of the most intense games of Trivia thus far. All this and more on this week’s episode of Bomb Hole Group Chat!Keep up...2025-04-231h 56
Apocrypals117: King Solomon's Hog (The Second Book of Chronicles, feat. Aaron Higashi)Yes, Theophiloi, that quote at the top of the show is actually in Bible. Like, full canon Bible that you can find in the back of the pew or the hotel room drawer. I was surprised too, but you know who wasn't? Our special guest Aaron Higashi, who returns to the show from his Multipals appearance to help us through the seemingly endless slog that is 2 Chronicles! Will he be able to rescue us from the most boring book in the whole canon by revealing that it's actually secretly really interesting? Aaron thinks so, and if anyone can convince...2025-02-181h 51
Apocrypals116: It's His BIRTHDAY, Be Nice! (The Revelation of the Magi)O come, all ye Theophiloi, joyful and triumphant, to the final Apocrypals episode of 2024! We two kings of podcasting are reading a story about a talking star as we dive into the Revelation of the Magi. Sure, you may think you know the story of Caspar, Balthazar, and Melchior journeying to meet the baby Jesus, but did you know that there were actually a bunch of wise men and that they already talked to Jesus before they even left? Or that their journey was completely uneventful? It's certainly more interesting than it sounds, we hope! Plus: our annual live...2024-12-221h 46
Apocrypals115: Hell Is The Big Show (The Life of St. Christina the Astonishing)CONTENT WARNING: Our discussion of St. Christina includes mention of self-harm and mental illness. It's Halloween, TheoKILLoi, and that means it's time once again for our annual tradition of Haints and Saints! This year, we're covering St. Christina the Astonishing, who certainly lives up to her epithet, although possibly not in the way that her hagiographer was intending. We dive into the life of the appropriately sainted patron of mental illness, a woman of incredible subtlety who hated the smell of men and got real into foot stuff. Also, she was a zombie, and that's like the f...2024-10-271h 39
Apocrypals114: Sin-onyms, The Devil's Argument (The Martyrdom of Perpetua and Felicity)If you learn nothing else from our show, Theophiloi, let it be this: Never send a cow to do a leopard's job. This, for the record, is not a metaphor, it's the lesson that we learn from the passion of Perpetua and Felicity, who -- spoiler warning for a text with the word "Martyrdom" in the title! -- meet their fate at the hands of the Roman Empire after a pretty lackluster attempt to see if herbivores can make it in the arena. Dragons! Kissing! Childbirth! This one's got it all! Topics of discussion: A certain number...2024-10-041h 45
The Secret Thoughts of CEO's PodcastAligning Investments with Values: Rethinking Money Through a Shamans’s LensBased in Florida, Sylvia Benito is a Chartered Financial Analyst (CFA) with more than two decades of portfolio management experience. She has diverse experience in wealth management, having worked as a hedge fund analyst and managing portfolios for family offices and ultra-high-net- worth clients with more than $1 billion in assets. A thought leader and public speaker committed to helping companies and investors leverage capital for transformative societal impact, Sylvia works with founders, families, and boards to help them align their goals and core values to facilitate positive change on a broader scale. 2024-09-0934 min
Apocrypals113: Jaoel Instant Messenger (The Apocalypse of Abraham)Grab your turtledoves and get to stranglin', Theophiloi, because we're taking another trip to the Seventh Firmament, and this time we're bringing good ol' Father Abraham in the years before he had his many sons. We've got divine vengeance, the fires of Hell, Benito almost swearing on the mic, and a truly wild amount of DragonBall discussion, even for us as we tackle a major piece of apocrypha. Plus: Chris accidentally invents gnosticism! Topics of discussion: A censer fulla Faygo, the Gallagher Bros., the Gallagher Bros., Book, The Alliance To End Maklelanmania, FHO, a surprising amount of p...2024-09-051h 50
Sustainability Now! on KSQD.orgProtect San Benito County!San Benito County is one of the unsung jewels of the Central California Coast. Most people know of San Juan Bautista and the Pinnacles, but there is much, much more. Two mountain ranges, broad valleys, rangelands, farmlands and biodiversity. But the Highway 101 corridor, which runs through a corner of the county, provides access to Silicon Valley and the SF Bay and people are moving south in search of cheaper housing. Malls and sprawls are not far behind. Now, a local movement is seeking to limit development with an initiative to require a public vote if agricultural, rural or range land...2024-09-0254 min
Sustainability Now! on KSQD.orgProtect San Benito County!San Benito County is one of the unsung jewels of the Central California Coast. Most people know of San Juan Bautista and the Pinnacles, but there is much, much more. Two mountain ranges, broad valleys, rangelands, farmlands and biodiversity. But the Highway 101 corridor, which runs through a corner of the county, provides access to Silicon Valley and the SF Bay and people are moving south in search of cheaper housing. Malls and sprawls are not far behind. Now, a local movement is seeking to limit development with an initiative to require a public vote if agricultural, rural or range land...2024-09-0154 min
KSQD 90.7 FM Santa CruzSustainability Now! Sunday, September 1st, 2024: Protect San Benito County!Protect San Benito County! with Andy Hsia-Coron, Chris Wilmers, Seth Adams and Valentine Lopez San Benito County is one of the unsung jewels of the Central California Coast. Most people know of Gilroy, San Juan Bautista and the Pinnacles, but there is much, much more. Two mountain ranges, broad valleys, rangelands, farmlands and biodiversity. But […]2024-08-2900 minSustainability Now! from KSQD RadioSustainability Now! Sunday, September 1st, 2024: Protect San Benito County!Protect San Benito County! with Andy Hsia-Coron, Chris Wilmers, Seth Adams and Valentine Lopez San Benito County is one of the unsung jewels of the Central California Coast. Most people know of Gilroy, San Juan Bautista and the Pinnacles, but there is much, much more. Two mountain ranges, broad valleys, rangelands, farmlands and biodiversity. But […]2024-08-2900 min
Apocrypals112: Approximate Week VI: The Undiscovered CountryLeave cookies and milk for the werewolves and a thorn bush on your doorstep for St. Benedict, Theophiloi, because it's Approximate Week once again! We're celebrating the eight nights between our birthdays by indulging in one of the least canonical texts we've ever covered, in our mutual favorite medium. It's an extra-sized look back at a three-issue Marvel Comics miniseries about Illuminator: The Hero Who Keeps The Faith! Join us as we dive into the dubious evangelical theology of Tennessee's favorite (citation needed) superhero and try to figure out whether or not crystals are real. Plus: presents! ...2024-08-182h 37
Apocrypals111: All Skips No Hits (1 Chronicles)Open your ears to hear, Theophiloi! Your humble Sons of Thunder are back in style with a return to the show and to Canon Bible, just in time to kick off your Approximate Week celebrations! As promised, we're back with an in-depth look at 1 Chronicles, and while that may be the most boring part of the entire thing, we're doing our best to make it interesting. Or possibly to tear it down and debunk it, depending on who you ask. Topics of discussion: Benito's academic qualifications, a review from Chris's mom, a dubious number of Eisner awards, t...2024-08-101h 28
The Chris Hedges Report PodcastListen to this Article: "Israel’s Final Solution for the Palestinians"Narrated by Eunice WongText originally published Nov. 3, 2023Bad Moon Rising - by Mr. FishI covered the birth of Jewish fascism in Israel. I reported on the extremist Meir Kahane, who was barred from running for office and whose Kach Party was outlawed in 1994 and declared a terrorist organization by Israel and the United States. I attended political rallies held by Benjamin Netanyahu, who received lavish funding from rightwing Americans, when he ran against Yitzhak Rabin, who was negotiating a peace settlement with the Palestinians. Netanyahu’s supporters chanted “Death to R...2023-11-0510 min
Apocrypals110: The Beastie Boys' Worst Nightmare (The Lock-In (2014))Happy Halloween, The-AHHH!-philoi! As is our tradition here on the show, we're spending the spookiest day of the year looking at texts involving haints and saints! Sort of! We're pushing the definition of "texts" and "haints" to their absolute limits by watching the 2014 evangelical horror (?) film (?), The Lock-In, in which a supervised slumber party at church becomes an existential nightmare due to the presence of a haunted adult magazine. No, really. That's what the movie is about. Topics of Discussion: Sex is Wacko (But Not Right Now For Teens), an empty field with fire and...2023-10-301h 39
Apocrypals109: Chris and Benito's Bible Bonkers (The Didache)You there, Theophiloi! What day is to-day? Wait, what? OCTOBER?! Well, I guess we did miss it, then, and the spirits took their sweet time teaching us the true meaning of Approximate Week. Oh well, time is an illusion and regular publishing schedules are a prison. Either way, we're back with a brand new episode covering the Didache and talking about our mutual birthsday! Topics of Discussion: In Burger King as in life, an X-Change of Swords, the Holy Spirit guides you to ol’ Deuts, RIP to a One, everyone should be having fun, Sigma Scripture, great news f...2023-10-111h 15
ApocrypalsMultipals 02: Aaron HigashiDon't be jealous, dear Theophiloi; just because we have some new friends doesn't mean we still don't love you just as much! In this episode, we're talking to another luminary of Biblical TikTok, Aaron Higashi! And look: I'll read the Didache eventually. I've just got a lot on my plate right now, and we have to find out what the Biblical scholarly consensus is on Wolverine's best costume! Check out Aaron's TikTok at: https://www.tiktok.com/@abhbible Topics of Discussion: A Handsomest-Man-off, OnlyPostles (dang it we should've called it OnlyPals), theatres of study, a...2023-06-231h 08
It's Your Life PodcastWelcome Home Foundation CuracaoDr. Nadin L.G. Benito - Interior Designer Introducing Interior Designer/ TV Producer/ Author/ Philanthropist/ Founder at Welcome Home Foundation & Welcome Home Designs – Curacao Dr. Nadin L.G. Benito The creation of Welcome Home Foundation & Welcome Home Designs Dr. Nadin's workshops and consultations regarding her interior design craft. Dr. Nadin's books, television show, and her ‘I Will Survive” line of products. Dr. Nadin L.G. Benito is a well-known International Interior Designer at “Welcome Home Designs” as well as “Welcome Home Foundation”, based on the Caribbean island of Curaçao where she has more than 20 years of Interior Design...2023-06-0651 min
Der PferdepodcastEpisode 225 - Mit den Augen Deines PferdesEpisode 225 - Mit den Augen Deines Pferdes
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Ob wir ein bisschen größenwahnsinnig sind und möglicherweise auf einem Supermann-Heftchen geschlafen haben? Gut möglich! Denn wir nehmen uns in dieser Folge des Pferdepodcasts nicht weniger vor als unseren Hörerinnen und Hörern im wahrsten Sinne des Wortes die Augen zu öffnen. Oder noch exakter formuliert: Wir sorgen in dieser Folge vielleicht sogar dafür, dass Du die Welt mit den Augen Deines Pferdes siehst.2023-06-0556 min
Der PferdepodcastEpisode 225 - Pferdige BrilleEpisode 225 - Pferdige Brille
Wir sortieren wie immer unsere Themen für die nächste Folge am Montag - und versprechen dieses Mal eine echte Sensation. Im Interview werden wir mit dem Erfinder einer Brille sprechen, durch die Du die Welt mit den Augen eines Pferdes sehen kannst. Im Teaser erklärt Benito Weise schon mal, dass es Pferden sehr schwer fällt, sich auf wechselnde Lichtverhältnisse einzustellen - und wie lange sie für den Wechsel von hell nach dunkel (und umgekehrt) brauchen. Nicht fehlen darf natürlich die Frage, wie es dem jungen Haflinger AC/DC nach se...2023-06-0108 min
El Aprehendedor#16 “Aprehender” a negociar en tu vida con Sergio Aguayo: Una guía de como aprender a negociar con tu jefe, amigos, colegas, pareja, etcDescripción:
Con perlas tipo “El que tiene más poder de negociación, es aquel que menos pierde, en caso de no llegar a un acuerdo”, ó “Saber tocar puertas son las alternativas que tiene uno en una negociación” profundizamos sobre una de las habilidades del ser humano más relevantes en su calidad de vida, que no es otra, que la negociación con sus semejantes.
Hoy hablamos con Sergio Aguayo;
Psicólogo y consultor trabaja con las áreas comerciales de muchas empresas entre ellas Telefónica, L’Oreal, Legalitas, Securitas direct, Onmobile Spa...2023-02-281h 23
Further Your LifestyleEP.100 - Why putting in the reps pays off! | Further Your Lifestyle PodcastContinue the Conversation | Further Your Lifestyle Podcast | #100 https://www.speakpipe.com/furtheryourlifestyleIn this episode I celebrate the WIN of 100 Episodes on the podcast and I give a big thank you back to you but also introduce a new way we can interact and continue the conversation via SpeakPipe!Guests who called in: Matt Lees // @retrogaming.auKevin Exconde // @kevin.excondeAaron Maltz // @the_fitlabbClara Kim // @claraswoodshopAnthony Bailey //runningformybestlifeTaylor Tudisco // @tmtudiscoEllenaGrace // @ellenagraceeAvince Benito // @lostajb▬▬▬▬ CHAPTERS ▬▬▬▬0:00 - CELEBRATE good times cmon! 2:00 - reflecting on the journey 7:41 - that is enough… excitement...2023-02-1146 min
Apocrypals106: A Serious Goku Move (The Second Book of Kings)Welcome to Season 2 of Apocrypals, dear Theophiloi! You know, like how every podcast does 103 regular episodes and then takes an extremely planned break of several months before returning, refreshed and renewed? It happens all the time, and it's honestly weird that you haven't heard of it. Anyway, what better way to celebrate our return than with 2 Kings, a book that is more wildly violent than every Mortal Kombat put together. Join us for a story that has multiple people exploding, our second instance of a dude being whisked up to Heaven to hang out with God, and of course...2022-10-301h 37
Last Film StandingLast Film Standing mit Benito Bause - Part 2„Erinnere Dich, Simba!“
Und weil das erste Gespräch mit Benito Bause für LFS so viel Spaß gemacht hat (und wir einfach kein Ende gefunden haben), geht es hier direkt weiter, mit dem 2. Teil der ersten Folge.
Schauspieler, Singer-Songwriter, Sprecher und rundum Sonnenscheinmensch Benito Bause hat sich zwischen Dreharbeiten, Hörbuchaufnahmen und Musik machen die Zeit genommen uns im Studio für die erste Folge von LAST FILM STANDING zu besuchen. Ein Besuch mit Folgen!
Es wurde Geheimnisse verraten, in Erinnerungen gekramt, gelacht, gesungen, gestaunt und… schockiert. Sollte Benitos Kindheitskumpel Chris ihm nach dieser Folge nun die Freunds...2022-09-1153 min
Last Film StandingLast Film Standing mit Benito Bause - Part 1„Based on true events“
Benito Bause ist da!: 01:30min
Der Allererste: 05:20min
Der Überlegene: 13:29min
Die Kuscheldecke: 20:30min
Der Wein: 24:30min
Der Faker: 25:20min
Der Schimmelkäse: 31:45min
Die Mücke: 34:20min
Der Schwarm: 36:44min
Der Bessermacher: 44:45min
Der Motivator: 46:10min
Der 1 gegen Alle: 49:20min
Der Alle gegen 1: 49:50min
Der Musiker: 58:20min
Der Ohlala: 01:04:15min
Was geschieht, wenn Multitalent Benito Bause die erste Staffel von „LAST FILM STANDING“ einläutet?
Ganz. Schön. Viel.
Schauspieler, Singer-Songwriter, Sprecher und rundum Sonnenscheinmensch Benito Bause hat sich zwischen Dreharbeiten, Hörbuchaufnahmen und Musik machen die Zeit genommen uns im Studio für die erste...2022-09-111h 08
The Potential Podcast!Potential Pick - Bullet TrainChris and Taylor review the new action comedy film "Bullet Train" written by Zak Olkewicz and directed by David Leitch. A former assassin boards a Japanese bullet train to recover a brief case but is pursued by several enemies. The film stars Brad Pitt, Aaron Taylor-Johnson, Brian Tyree Henry, Joey King, Andrew Koji, Hiroyuki Sanada, Benito A. Martínez Ocasio, Sandra Bullock and Michael Shannon.2022-08-1112 min
Apocrypals102: Napalm Toots (The Lives of St. Martha of Bethany and St. Margaret of Antioch)The Book of Job is famously one of history's biggest bummers, Theophiloi, so in this episode, we're going with something that always brings us joy: women fighting dragons. It's Martha of Bethany and Margaret of Antioch, two blessed saints with adventures worthy of the airbrushed side of a custom van! Topics of Discussion: A review of a bad review, a review of Chris's mom, Martha Wayne's pearls, the Stone Cold Stunner, the Tarasque (CR 30). Hymnal: "Through the Fire and Flames" by DragonForce, "SOS" by Stephen Mann of English Martyrs Church (https://www.youtube.com/user/P...2022-06-131h 09
Keys To The Shop : Equipping Coffee Shop Leaders348: Founder Friday! w/ Benito Burmudez of Cafe Unido, Panama City, Panama!It's Founder Friday! We are traveling to Panama to learn about one of the greatest cafes and roasters, Cafe Unido through a wonderful conversation with its founder, Benito Burmudez. Inspired by the idea that Panama has some to of the world's best coffees, the first Café Unido opens its doors in 2014 in the city of Panama with a clear goal: provide a space for Panamanians to learn and appreciate coffee grown by different local producers, their distinct terroirs, regions, micro lots, varietals and processes while at the same time giving back to coffee growing regions. Over the ye...2022-05-261h 03Apocrypals101: The Apocrypals Solve Theodicy (The Book of Job)Have you ever wondered why bad things happen to good people, Theophiloi? Well, we've found the answer in the Book of Job, a literary classic and/or utter failure, and it's pretty simple: God's indifference is indistinguishable from God's wrath. That's... kind of a weird idea to show up in Bible, though, so join us as we spend an hour unpacking it along with the long-suffering title character and the Creator of the Hippopotamus. Topics of Discussion: (sigh) the weather, Benito's patreon which I want to make clear does not support Chris (but is still worth it...2022-04-211h 13
Apocrypals100: Escape From Flesh Island (The Gospel of Judas)No man knoweth the hour or the day, Theophiloi, but our 100th episode is at hand! In celebration of our centennial, we take on one of our most requested texts: the recently discovered Gospel of Judas! Join us as we settle the argument about Judas Iscariot once and for all. Is He Man or Monster or…. is he both? Topics of Discussion: The Crime Bible, Who Picked Acts?, Irenaeus of Lyon, GEORGE CLOONEY IS LEARNING COPTIC, Jesus L-ing HAO (PGFE), a joke that I literally forgot the meaning of between recording the show and editing it, O...2022-03-051h 43Apocrypals99: For Sale, Baby Legs, Not Attached (The First Book of Kings)You’ve heard of Solomon, right, Theophiloi? The king so wise that he once threatened to cut a baby in half? Well, if you were looking for more examples of this famous wisdom, we have some bad news for you: it sure as heck ain’t in Bible. Instead, we get a lot about decorative gourds and a little about bathing in blood in One Kings as we kick off a new year on the show! Topics of Discussion: A busy start to 2022 TYOOL, the Queen’s DBZ phase, a hot political take, “The Big Game,” a really fun...2022-01-301h 46
Apocrypals97: Pretty Sus, Lesbius (The Acts of Andrew)Quick, Theophiloi! Name your favorite Apostle! Okay, good, now we know who among you cannot be trusted, because anyone who said Andrew is a liar. My dude is boring as all h*ck except for the part where Andrew’s friend goes completely John Wick on a bunch of dudes who are trying to recreate the cover to Uncanny X-Men #251. That might not sound very appealing, but… well, it’s a good show anyway. Promise. Topics of Discussion: The importance of being furnace, vampires fighting each other and why we’re not talking about that, The Discourse, the Parri...2021-12-021h 12
Apocrypals95: An Abyss of Significant Depth (The Apocalypse of Paul)I don’t want to brag, Theophiloi, but I think if I was going to write a text in the style of Mr. Paul (a servant of Jesus Christ, called to be an Apostle, separated unto the Gospel of God which He had promised afore by His prophets in the holy scriptures), I could probably do a better job than whoever it was who wrote this one and then pretended to dig it up from under his basement. That said, this bit of apocryphanfic does give us one of the most influential depictions of Hell, making it perfect for th...2021-10-101h 40
Apocrypals94: Little Martha and the Small Vandellas (The Lives of St. Mary Magdalene and St. Wilgefortis)Work with me here, Theophiloi: It sure is late July 2021, and that means it’s time for us to celebrate the feast day of Jesus’s Second-Favorite Mary, depending on who you ask! We’re rolling through a hagiography of Mary Mags so dubious that even Jacobus de Voragine says part of it is definitely made up, and considering that dude’s wack standards, that’s saying something. Plus, a very special guest Saint who definitely exists because some history dude would not admit that he didn’t recognize a statue of Jesus. Topics of Discussion: Chris’s move, Dave Se...2021-09-261h 13
Mel's MusicHappy Birthday, Chris & Benito! :) (Reimagined Tribute to Alejandro by Lady Gaga)Happy Birthday, Chris & Benito! :) (Reimagined Tribute to Alejandro by Lady Gaga)*Original written by Lady Gaga & RedOneHappy Double Birthday to my favorite podcast creators, Chris Sims and Benito Cereno 🎉🎁🎈🎊🎂 !!!!! Here is a portable birthday present 🎁 for you both; take it wherever you like :) Also, thank you to Lady Gaga for the fantastic original that inspired this tribute❣️❣️❣️❣️❣️❣️❣️Lyrics:Though none of us are young,They bring out the inner child within meI’m so thankful to Spotify and Apple for their encoresChris and Benito They’ve both got talent 2021-08-2104 min
The Chris Michaels ShowThe BM and FascismWe only have to look to the past to realize the political ideology that’s being forced upon us. From 1932, Benito Mussolini lays out the blueprint that is just as relevant today as it was back then.2021-08-0912 min
Apocrypals92: Slayer of Men, Conqueror of Space (The Gospel of Philip, the Gospel of Mary, and the Gospel of Jesus’s Wife)I think you’ll agree, Theophiloi, that while texts containing actual stories about things like 12’ werewolf saints and angel jacuzzis are nice, the real action here on our goodtime comedy podcast is in non-narrative, fragmented gnostic texts about how good is not good, evil is not evil, Jesus is made of bread, and also he had French babies. We’re diving once more into the geometry that inspired the Da Vinci Code (and, you know, the whole thing about Merovingian kings) as we read through the Gospel of Philip and the Gospel of Mary Magdalene! Or what’s left of them...2021-07-111h 35
Apocrypals90: The Me In This Story Is You (The Second Book of Samuel, Part 2)CONTENT WARNING: This episode contains discussion of sexual assault with regards to the story of Amnon and Tamar, beginning right after the ad break and ending at 26:00. If I had to rank them, Theophiloi, I’d say that the most wildly violent pieces of media I have ever taken in through the eyeballs are Doom 2016, Riki-Oh: The Story of Ricky, and the Second Book of Samuel. Unlike the first two, this one’s not all fun, but we do eventually get to the point where it goes full-on Looney Tunes. Topics of Discussion: Apocry...2021-06-271h 26
Apocrypals89: 2000 B.C. (The First Book of Samuel)You may be wondering, Theophiloi, how we could possibly talk for over 90 minutes about 1 Samuel, which contains one of the Bible stories that literally everyone knows. And yes, you almost certainly know about David and Goliath, but do you know about David's vast collection of foreskins? Or the part where the King of Israel does necromancy with the mom from Bewitched? Or that sweet sweet groundhoney? If you do, well, listen anyway, there's good jokes in this one and we’re going back to our favorite metaphorical bar. Topics of Discussion: The New Neo-Normal, "The Gre...2021-05-231h 41
Apocrypals87: Crisis On 18,000 Earths (The Third Book of Enoch, Part 2)We're finishing up our third anniversary special this week, Theophiloi, and the sheer weirdness of Enoch's new career has gotten vast enough to fill a myriad of parasangs. You might've thought you were prepared for everything we're going to see in this, but can anyone truly be prepared for SATAN STORMWIND, the sensational character find of the 2nd Century? It's the Dark Souls of apocrypha as these one two princes of podcasting get through 3noch 2: A Little Bit Louder Now. Topics of Discussion: Adventuring as low-quality nuns, Dom vs. Metatron (Dometatron), Lords of Dread and Captains of...2021-04-181h 36
Apocrypals86: God Junior (The Third Book of Enoch, Part 1)Do me a favor, Theophiloi. Take a moment and write down the number of eyes, wings, and faces, that you think angels have, bearing in mind that you listen to this show and we know you know that two, two, and one are not the correct answers to that question. Now look at that number and understand that according to 3noch, you are almost certainly underestimating how wild we're going to get in this episode. It's our third Apocryphersary, and we're finally tackling the infamously brain-melting Third Enoch! Topics of discussion: Calling Benito from Target, a very...2021-04-041h 51
Apocrypals84: Just One More Thing (The Life of St. Columba)You know, Theophiloi, my wife, she's a really big fan of these saints these days, so I was wondering if you could help me out here. I've been trying to get through the life of of St. Columba, but there's just a couple things I don't understand. See, this thing, I've been going through it, and it's 87 pages long, and I just can't seem to figure out why a podcaster would choose such a long document to read for a show about Ireland's third most popular saint. It just seemed a little peculiar is all. I thought maybe he'd...2021-03-071h 37
DEF-EDucationDEF-EDucation Episode 6 - Principal Chris GadsdenPrincipal Chris Gadsden visits the DEF-EDucation podcast. He is the principal of Lincoln High School in Jersey City, New Jersey. 2021-03-0734 min
Apocrypals83: Speedrun Tactics (The Book of Jubilees, Part 2)We have had some points of contention, Theophiloi, but up to this point, it's mostly been about Benito's bizarre and upsetting taste in candy. This time, though, a strong candidate for the worst book we've read so far threatens to tear the show apart as a genuine undercurrent of resentment flows over how boring the second half of Jubilees is. Don't let that stop you from listening to the show, though! We promise there are some good jokes in here somewhere! Topics of discussion: burrito distractions, Carman RIP, flaming desserts and Jubilees of various types, Reverse Benjamin...2021-02-211h 11
Apocrypals82: Sedeqetelebab! (The Book of Jubilees)As you are well aware, Theophiloi, the Book of Genesis is the foundational text of not only multiple major religions, but arguably most of Western literature in general. That said, we can all agree that there's at least one major flaw: it does not contain as many half-angel cannibal giants as any of us would like. Fortunately, we have the Book of Mega Drive here to help out by adding an entirely new villain and glossing over some of the more important things of which you might've heard. #ReleaseTheJubileesCut! Topics of discussion: A complete bonus hagiography of...2021-02-071h 34
Apocrypals81: Sometimes It's Just Sucky (Paul's Letter to the Ephesians)It is with a heavy heart that we must announce that Mr. Paul is at it again, Theophiloi... maybe. In this episode, your humble Sons of Thunder dive into Ephesians, a brief slice of Bible that is relatively (RELATIVELY) chill, to the point where there's doubt over whether the New Testament's grumpiest boy actually wrote it. Don't worry, though: there's still plenty to get mad at. It's the best and worst of our least favorite first-century saint! Topics of discussion: Joe Biden's large adult Bible, 30 Coins, the Feast of the Ass (A REAL THING), In The Appalachian...2021-01-241h 19
Mel's MusicThe Apocrypals Are COOL (Parody of Tonight I’m “Lovin” You by Enrique Iglesias, featuring Ludacris and DJ Frank E)The Apocrypals Are COOL (Parody of Tonight I’m “Lovin” You by Enrique Iglesias, featuring Ludacris and DJ Frank E)Original written by: Enrique Iglesias, Jacob Luttrell, Justin Franks, & Lauren ChristyMerry Christmas, Benito Cereno & Chris Sims!Listen to the Apocrypals(AKA comic writers Benito Cereno & Chris Sims) on Spotify @ https://open.spotify.com/show/4XRu9g8kIliNXSUweoQqCJ?si=W-pVslKxRtefvmEPkFOOTg& on Apple podcasts @ https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/apocrypals/id1366302177*Christmas nails created by Hannah @ Da-Vi Nails in Bixby, OK Lyrics: Cool...2020-12-1404 min
Apocrypals78: MACCABEES (the Fourth Book of Maccabees)Chag samaeach, Theophiloi! It's Hanukkah time once again, and for 5781, we're diving back into the dynasty of God's resisters with MACCABEES — and this time, it's about family. Join us as we go through some truly grotesque and graphic descriptions of torture in what is essentially Green Eggs & Ham meets Hostel. It's... maybe not the best way to celebrate a gift-giving holiday, but, well, we didn't write it. Also: Olive Garden, stop reading. Applebee's.... hello. Topics of Discussion: the pandemic vs the Macy's Thanksgiving Day Parade (which was actually quite good), Benito's trip to the hospital, a series of...2020-11-291h 48
Apocrypals76: Filling the Room (The Life of St. Martin)If you thought the Song of Solomon was going to be a tough one for us to get through with our "Clean" tag intact, Theophiloi, brace yourselves for the Life of St. Martin. With a translation that almost has to be purposefully nasty, we're kicking off Advent with the 100% true and factual story of Martin of Tours, the saint who cured the sick, raised the dead, and ruined at least one funeral. Plus: the Devil! Like... a lot of the Devil! Topics of Discussion: Things we will have done for Halloween, Benito's obituary for Chris, Sulpitius Severus...2020-11-011h 47
Apocrypals74: Howl of the Ostrich (The Books of Micah and Nahum)If you've ever read Bible and thought "hey, this is great but I wish it had dudes just unleashing straight metaphorical fire on workers of iniquity," then allow your humble Sons of Thunder to introduce you to Micah and Nahum. What these two prophets lack in verbosity, they more than make up for in sheer scorching anger. Just wait'll you get to Nahum 3:19, Theophiloi. It's wild. (Note: There's a stretch in this episode where Chris sounds like he's recording over a CB radio. It gets better after about ten minutes. Apologies, Romans 3:23.) Topics of discussion...2020-10-041h 04
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Apocrypals73: Be Courageous! (The Book of Joshua)Happy New Year, Theophiloi! That's right, it's Rosh Hashanah time, and we are 100% Done In 5781™. Also done? Joshua, whose journey to become the second Moses is going to take him down the path of mass murders and detailed land allotments, which is basically what the entire Old Testament is if you really get down to it. Get ready to break down the walls and Be Courageous, because we've got some neck-steppin' to do! It's the podcast that you can still hear, even to this day. Topics of Discussion: A quarantine update, confusing t-shirts, the Nine Worthies, a ti...2020-09-201h 39
Apocrypals72: Cold Brew Paul (Paul's Letter to the Galatians)One half of your humble Sons of Thunder is joining you from real-for-real quarantine, dear Theophiloi, but that won't stop us from griping our way through our first canonical New Testament book of this calendar year. What might stop us is Mr. Paul in prime form, declaring himself to know more about Jesus than anyone on Earth or in Heaven, but we try to get through it in an episode that could perhaps best be described as "adversarial." On the other hand, we do find out that the Bible says gender is fake. Topics of discussion: Benito...2020-09-061h 25
Apocrypals69: Thirst Corinthians (The Lives of St. Mary of Egypt and St. Pelagia)Under normal circumstances, Theophiloi, ladytype saints tend to become so by not having any adult fun at all and then calling Jesus lightning down on man-eating seals or exploding and teleporting their way out of a tower. For Episode Nice, however, we're covering two women who took things in the opposite direction by having all the adult fun they possibly could and then chilling out once they were finished. Believe it or not, they have way more agency in their stories than you might expect, even if the events are related by a couple of boring monks. No, not...2020-07-261h 45
Apocrypals67: Bad Things to Call Your Mother (The Book of Bartholomew)Having a bad day, Theophiloi? I mean, yes, of course you are, we all are in These Unprecedented Times. But hey, let's look on the bright side! At least angels aren't poking out your eyes, cutting out your tongue, and breaking your tablet, like they did with Judas. That's what Bartholomew told us, anyway, and believe it or not, it's nowhere near the weirdest beef in his eponymously apocryphal Book Of. Join us as Death and all his kids get thoroughly dunked on and Mary gets called some uniquely unflattering things that we're pretty sure are supposed to be...2020-06-281h 27
Apocrypals66: JeSuS With Two Cool Ses (The Acts of Thomas and his Wonderworking Skin)Pack your bags, Theophiloi, because we're going on a trip to India with Thomas, the Second Christ, who works hard and flays harder. Thanks to Dr. Tony Burke and his new book, New Testament Apocrypha Volume 2, hitting shelves this summer, we're taking a look at one of the weirder apostolic adventures, translated for the new book by Janet Spittler and Jonathan Holste. That ol' doubter Thomas is out to spread the word, and believe us, he's got skin in the game. Spoiler warning: Jesus does a miracle. Topics of discussion: Normal human times to sleep, the...2020-06-141h 17
Apocrypals65: Adonai is Ichiban! (The Book of Deuteronomy)Can you believe we're stuck in this elevator together, Theophiloi? I guess there's nothing we can do but pass the time with the clip show episode of Torah while we wait for the power to come back on. Join us as Deuteronomy offers up a bunch of stuff we've already read, and a record YPP score (yikes per page). We gotta eat the vegetables before we get to Judges, folks. Topics of discussion: Benito's completely buck wild choice of a favorite candy seriously no matter what you are guessing right now you are wrong, British wrestler Grado...2020-06-031h 51
De to´ con JassonrodzLa foto de Benito en la portdada de RollingStone tira con un IphoneEn este episodio hablamos de la foto de Benito en la portada de la revista RollingStone q fue tira con un Iphone. Nos fuimos en el viaje de cuando fuimos bagers como Benito y Chirs se peino.
Tomas mis redes: jassonrodz
Este video estara en mi canal de Youtube: jassonrodz
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Apocrypals61: Countless Large Gregs (The Second Book of Enoch)Happy Apocryphersary, Theophiloi! It's our show's second approximate birthday and it also just happens to be Big Boy Season. we're celebrating both with our annual tradition of checking in with Enoch, one of two prophets that God liked so much that he brought him directly to Heaven to hang out with a bunch of on fire eye wheels for 3,000 years before anyone else got there. And yes, this is definitely Heaven. It's absolutely, definitely Heaven. Trust us, it's all completely normal Bible stuff. Topics of discussion: the Portal of Hubris, Ten-Pound Necktie, Big Boi Bible, in-car worship...2020-04-051h 45
The Chris & Sandy ShowThe Chris & Sandy Show with Ana Cristina CashCome join us on March 28th at 2 PM Eastern for a great conversation with Ana Cristina Cash on The Chris & Sandy Show.ANA CRISTINA is an American singer-songwriter, raised in Miami, FL by Cuban immigrant parents. With the help of guitar and piano, Ana writes songs in the pop, soul and country genres. Her recordings exhibit a broad vocal range, spanning from an expressive and resonating contralto to an amazingly high coloratura soprano, exhibiting what is known to some as a “whistle register”. She currently resides in Nashville,TN.Ana Cristina started her professional musi...2020-03-281h 11
Da Average Boys PodcastDa Average Boys 03-13-2020On this episode of Da Average Boys. Chris-p, Trigger and Fredward; Welcome, Daniel Saldana and Lily Moon from the haunted paranormal society of San Benito! Listen in as they talk about ghost stories of the rgv, haunted places, ghost hunting and much much more! Now available on RGVTitanRadio.PodBean.Com RGVTITANRADIO.COM #WeAreThe9562020-03-281h 37
Apocrypals60: Joses Crust (The Acts of Andrew and Matthias)We're all having an extremely normal time right now, Theophiloi, but it always pays to remember that it could be worse. You could, for example, be Andrew, first called to be a disciple of the Lord Jesus, who was then sent to do a bunch of murders and be tortured in the City of the Man-Eaters. Or you could be Matthias, about whom nothing is known other than that he had to pretend to think he was a cow for about a month. Listen in this week as your humble Sons of Thunder take a trip through a story...2020-03-221h 16
Apocrypals58: Blaise, Your Dead Homie (The Lives of St. Sebastian, St. Blaise, and St. Agatha)Cough up that fishbone and tighten up your bowstrings, Theophiloi, because it's time to dive into a trio of hagiographies from our boy JDV and the Golden Legend. Join us as we commemorate February with a look at the ever-penetrated St. Sebastian, #1 pig recovery specialist St. Blaise, and the iron-willed patron of bellmakers, St. Agatha! Since we provide all the details of their martyrdom, I think we're technically a true crime podcast now, so increase your sponsorship accordingly. Topics of discussion: The most North Carolina miracle of all time, date night at Target, St. Baldomerus, Benito's...2020-02-231h 49
Apocrypals57: We Holy Ghost, Bro? (The Life of Xanthippe, Polyxena, and Rebecca)Wizards! Talking lions! Armies of demons! Dudes just straight getting wrecked in the face! Truly it can be said, Theophiloi: this one has it all. Join us as we recount the lives and conduct of the holy women in their swashbuckling adventure that was definitely not written by Mr. Paul. Also, we talk about what Jesus would be like if He was in Smash Bros., which takes up about fifteen minutes and is basically the entire premise of this show. Topics of Discussion: Super Smash Son of Man, the Yoshi of Jesus, Chris slightly misremembering the "Domine...2020-02-081h 37
Apocrypals54: Our Favorite Murders (The Infancy Gospel of Thomas)Merry Christmas, Theophiloi! It's the most wonderful time of the year, where we gather to celebrate the birth of Jesus, which subsequently led to several horrible crimes that terrorized his hometown for years. Plus: our actual last-minute holiday gift guide! Topics of discussion: Benito's trip to Germany, the nature of Christkindl, Christmas Prince power rankings, the Karen and Georgia of a far less successful podcast, a Christmas present from the Canonipal, the Vampire Season and the Werewolf Season, Thomas: Superboy or fan-fiction?, shrivelin' a boy, Chris's experiences being jiu-jitsu'd by a #teen, unwitherin' a boy, Zeno falling...2019-12-221h 30
Apocrypals51: Apocrypals Chris And Benito (The Book of Ecclesiastes)CONTENT WARNING: This week's book deals with some pretty depressing ideas, which leads us to discuss depression and, briefly, suicide. Absolute futility, Theophiloi. That's what we're dealing with this week as we dive into the dark horse candidate for our favorite book of Bible so far: Solomon/Koholet's extremely grim treatise on depression and why the living should envy the dead. It's a lot more lighthearted than it sounds, we promise. Plus: the Bible verse probably written by a horrible goose. Topics of discussion: A Big Mood, Sukkot, TikToK user MorganDrinksCoffee, Martinmas, totally harmless vapor...2019-11-241h 33
Apocrypals48: The Almighty Ambush Bear (The Book of Lamentations)Spoiler warning, Theophiloi, but it turns out that the Book of Lamentations is, in fact, actually a straight up book just full of lamentations. Jeremiah is back and surprisingly less wordy, so join us as we try to goof our way through this very depressing book about God putting hard times on Jerusalem circa 586 BCE. Plus: the complete New Testament Rap! Topics of discussion: A very confrontational installment of the Correctional Confessional, Gotta Get That Good Newt™, ranking the Seven Species, IIIsaiah, Tisha B'Av, the saddest food, a very bad joke from Benito, the invention of the sl...2019-08-281h 14
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*SPOILER ALERT* The Donna Redskins won State in 1961! Confused? You won’t be, trust us. In an episode full of errors, that one was probably the least glaring! FYI, our 3A shows will be out THIS Week. OK, enough with the corrections! The band is still back together as they break down 16-4A D2. It's a pret...2019-08-0500 min
Apocrypals45: Mummy Dust and Skeleton Bones (The Book of Ruth)Hey Theophiloi, good news/bad news. About eight minutes into the recording, Chris's Good Microphone stopped working and so we did an hour of the show with Chris sounding like he was trapped in a hole. The good news is that we have a very good text this week: the Book of Ruth, Bible's greatest saga of wheat farming and sapphic subtext! Plus: We angle hard for that Fig Newton sponsorship. What's good, Nabisco? Topics of discussion: A thorough examination of the biblical themes in Neon Genesis Evangelion, the NBC drama thriller Blindspot, the Seven Species, Shavuot...2019-07-141h 13
Apocrypals44: Terms and Conditions (The Book of Jeremiah, Part 2)The boys are back in town, Theophiloi, and we've got some breaking news: it seems the Kingdom of Judah has broken its covenant with the Lord of Hosts and will be punished with sword, famine, and plague! Seems like pretty exciting stuff, until the 30th time you've been through it, which is pretty much Jeremiah in a nutshell. Join us as we finish out the longest book in the Bible (and hopefully our longest gap between episodes), won't you? Topics of discussion: Joe Casey and Ben Marra's Jesusfreak, Chris's impending Bible tattoo, Ashura poles, the many sieges...2019-06-231h 27
Apocrypals39: Rain is Boy Water (The Book of Enoch, Part One)Happy Apocryphersary, Theophiloi! To celebrate one year of the show, we're launching into one of our most requested texts: the apocalyptic, hallucinatory, and profoundly influential Book of Enoch. Written about 200 years or so after the beginning of time, this story follows a prophet who was so cool that God just took him up to heaven (or possibly the planet Krypton) so that they could hang out for eternity. Get ready for thirsty angels, crystal houses, and a debate over whether any of this is weirder than a dragon that likes butt stuff! Topics of discussion: Angels, demons...2019-04-071h 31
Apocrypals38: Sword Drill Online (Bible Trivia Special)Break out the birthday cake, Theophiloi, because as of this show, we've officially been at this for one full year! We're celebrating by pushing the Guessatron 5000 to its limits with a Bible Trivia Quiz to see if we (ie Chris) have learned anything from our year of book study. Play along and try not to yell at your phone too loud when you know the answer and Chris doesn't. Topics of discussion: The Complete Book of Bible Trivia by J. Steven Lang, most of the Apostles, the Feast of the Annunciation and the single most important date...2019-03-311h 05
Apocrypals36: GRAZACHAM! (The Life of St. Patrick)Top o' the mornin' to ye, Theophiloi! In honor of his verdant feast day, we're taking a look at the life of Saint Patrick! Witness as he comes out of his cage and does just fine bringing Christianity to the pagan isle of Ireland. You will erhaps be shocked by the fact that there are zero (0) mentions of snakes or shamrocks, but we do have the return of all of our favorite Bible traditions: explosions, wizard battles, were-foxes, all that stuff. Plus: one of us might be immortal now? Topics of discussion: Lent, M. O'ses, Succet, the...2019-03-121h 34
Apocrypals35: Down in the Donkey Hole (The Book of Exodus, Part Two)Take heed, Theophiloi, because we have some intense and highly specific requirements for your upcoming tabernacle construction this week. That's right: we've wandered out of the narrative section of Exodus and into the part that's mostly about how much the Lord loves acacia wood, with a few extremely famous events strewn among it for good measure. Moses has an exceptionally long conversation at the top of Mount Sinai and we go from "yikes" to "YIKES!" as we cover some Old Testament laws. Plus: the surprising origin of a terrible and ridiculous stereotype! Topics of Discussion: Mardi Gras...2019-03-031h 47
Apocrypals31: Yartzed Upon a Distant Shore (The Book of Jonah)Greetings, Theophiloi, from your ever-punctual Sons of Thunder! We're back this week to answer the question of whether we can talk for an hour about exactly four pages (and 47 verses) of Bible. It's the famous story of a guy who has to live inside a whale for three days and then gets dunked on by God because he's a real grumpy boy. Join us for Jonah, won't you? Topics of discussion: Excuses excuses, New Year's but for trees, the official End of Christmas, a PG-13 review of the BibleGateway iPhone App, Ultra Boy (Jo Nah), Veggietales Apocrypha...2019-01-241h 12
Apocrypals30: Apples and Oranges (The Legend of the Three Kings)We're back for 2019, and on the off chance that we didn't have enough of them already, get ready for a couple new Johns. Specifically, we're celebrating Epiphany with Of Hildesheim's 14th-century book on the Legend of the Three Kings, which also introduces us to Prester. How weird is this one? Well, Chris highlighted an entire page from top to bottom, so believe us, it's a rollercoaster. Plus: Li'l Fat Jesus!!!! Topics of discussion: Benito getting yelled at about the historicity of Jesus, church cusses, Women's Christmas, the Christmas Dragon and his poem about your faults, Balaam, Dismal...2019-01-071h 39
Apocrypals29: These Apocryphal Ravings (The Infancy Gospel of James)Mary Christmas, Theophiloi! Normally at this time of year, you get a nice little reading from Luke about being sore afraid and wishing peace on Earth and goodwill to men. Unfortunately, we already covered that one, so we're bringing you the birth of Christ as you've never heard it before with the Infancy Gospel of James. We learn all about Mary's origin, in which she was Rapunzeled for thirteen years and then handed off to a very confused local carpenter. Plus: all the other holy days we'll be missing before we come back on Epiphany! Topics of...2018-12-171h 18
Get Latest Full Audiobooks in Teen & YA, Tough Topics[Spanish] - No te calles by Javier Ruescas, Benito Taibo, Fa OrozcoPlease visit https://thebookvoice.com/podcasts/1/audiobook/360830 to listen full audiobooks. Title: [Spanish] - No te calles Author: Javier Ruescas, Benito Taibo, Fa Orozco Narrator: Benito Taibo, Fa Orozco, Daniela Aedo Format: Unabridged Audiobook Length: 3 hours 47 minutes Release date: November 29, 2018 Ratings: Ratings of Book: 1 of Total 1 Ratings of Narrator: 4 of Total 1 Genres: Tough Topics Publisher's Summary: Si ves que alguien comete una injusticia a tu lado... ¿Qué haces? NO MIRES HACIA OTRO LADO. Y si eres tú el que la ha cometido, ¿tratas de compensarlo? LUCHA CONTRA EL ODIO. Todos los días vivimos y escuchamos historias de discriminación hacia...2018-11-2905 min
Listen to Knowledge on the Go With Free AudiobookNo te calles Audio Libro por Benito TaiboEscuche este audio libro completo gratis enhttps://hotaudiobook.com/freeID: 360830
Título: No te calles
Autor: Benito Taibo, Fa Orozco, Javier Ruescas
Narrador: Benito Taibo, Daniela Aedo, Fa Orozco
Formato: Unabridged
Duración: 03:47:00
Idioma: Español
Fecha de publicación: 11-29-18
Editor: Penguin Random House Grupo Editorial
Categorías: Teen, Tough Topics
Resumen:
Si ves que alguien comete una injusticia a tu lado...
¿Qué haces?
NO MIRES HACIA OTRO LADO.
Y si eres tú el que la ha cometido,
¿tratas de compensarlo?
LUCHA CONTRA EL ODIO.
Todos los días vivimos y escuchamos historias de discriminación hacia el indefenso...2018-11-293h 47
Apocrypals26: Some Other Christmas Man (The Lives of St. Nicholas and St. Lucy)Good news, friends and neighbors: It's Christmas now! Put your shoes out and brew a pot of coffee because we're going through the lives of the most popular saint ever, Jolly Old St. Nicholas, aka Santa Claus. Oh, and also St. Lucy, whose life unfortunately had a not insignificant amount of eye-gouging. Plus: Find out which of us is the Paul of Santa and our unsurprising pick for the Worst Christmas Character! Topics of discussion: Shine vs. Glow, St. Martin's White Horse vs. America, Donkey vs. Horse, St. Nicholas Day vs. Christmas vs. Epiphany, Julian vs. Gregorian...2018-11-191h 15
Apocrypals25: One Rinthies, Baby (First Corinthians)So uh, if this episode gets a little weird, it's probably because the hosts, two comic book writers, found out that Stan Lee died about halfway through it. But tragedies great and small won't stop us from learning about love, and also some extremely misogynistic rules about who gets to talk in church as Paul dashes off yet another letter! That's right, y'all, it's time for Rinthies, so let's get patient and kind up in this piece! Plus: do Paul's RTs = endorsements? Topics of discussion: Benito's pretty good wedding, Martinmas, Apollos, the Biblical license plates of Durham...2018-11-141h 41
Apocrypals24: Butt Stuff Dragon (The Testament of Solomon)Get ready for HAINTS AND SAINTS, Theophiloi! It's Halloween and things are getting wild spooky up in here as we diver into the testament of Solomon, a very wise man who likes two things: glorifying God and forcing demons to do menial labor. Meet several new costume options that you certainly won't have to spend all night explaining, including Ornias, Beelzeboul, Onoskelis, Astaroth, the 36 Elements of the Cosmic Ruler of the Darkness, our old pal Asmodeus, and Pteradrakun, who... well, you see the title of the episode, right? Plus: Solomon invents capitalism! Topics of discussion: Benito explains...2018-10-291h 36
Apocrypals23: Dunking on Satan (The Acts of Pilate and the Gospel of Nicodemus)PIECES be with you, Theophil-OOZE, and get ready for the first installment of our two-part HELLoween SCAREtacular! This week, we're descending into HELL! And, uh, it's not actually that scary in the traditional sense, although the antisemitism of early Christian writings brings its own brand of horror. Either way, it's our long-awaited discussion of the Harrowing of Hell! Plus, an untold tale of Jesus's magic emotion-changing clothes! Topics of discussion: The rehabilitation of Pilate, the Apostle's Creed, the Autobiography of Bruce Wayne, a brand-new miracle, St. Procla, the origin of Veronica, a revelation about twelve years of...2018-10-221h 30
Apocrypals18: Literally and Figuratively Wrestling With God (The Book of Genesis, Part Three)Content Warning: We cover the story of Dinah in this episode, which involves a sexual assault. Shanah Tovah, Theophiloi, and welcome back to what we're pretty sure is the world's only Bible podcast! We're kicking off 5779 with the third part of our increasingly unwieldy discussion of Genesis. This week, the Lentil Stew Boys are back for hijinx as we cover the lives of Jacob and Esau, and give you a shofar performance that critics are already hailing as "well-intentioned." It is both our sexiest and most pro wrestling heavy episode yet, and we're as surprised by that...2018-09-091h 23
Apocrypals17: Five Gallons of Bread (The Book of Genesis, Part Two)We've got a content warning on this one: This section of Genesis includes some very famous instances of homophobia, sexual assault, and incest. Keep that in mind if you plan on listening this week. Join us, Theophiloi, as we continue our journey through Genesis. The first of the Pentateuch continues to be challenging as we move into the life of Abraham and find things that are even weirder than we got with Adam, Eve, and Noah. Join us for the many instances of Abraham hanging out with God, the fate of Sodom and Gomorrah, the Binding of I...2018-08-271h 38
Apocrypals15: An Approximate Week (The Golden Legend: St. Christopher and St. Benedict)Happy birthday! To you, possibly, to us, definitely, as today (August 12) is Chris's birthday, and Benito's (August 20) is quickly following! To celebrate, we're taking a break from Bible Times to hit up the middle ages and Jacobus de Voragine's The Golden Legend. Join us as we learn about our namesake saints (namesaints), St. Christopher and St. Benedict. One is a gigantic werewolf and the other hates being horny. Just friggin' hates it. It's not a competition, but if it was, you know who'd be winning. Topics of discussion: Four specific people for whom eight days constitutes a...2018-08-131h 37
Apocrypals14: The Boy-Related Eagle Plan (The Story of Ahikar)Get out of the cistern and cut your nails, Theophiloi, because it's time for a brand new episode! Join us as we take on the extremely apocryphal book of Ahikar, Tobit's maybe nephew. This leads us to the biggest fight we've ever had on the show, which is about whether the Pharaoh's riddle contest is actually a riddle contest or not (it's not, but the eagle boys are pretty dope). Topics of discussion: A debate over the premise of the show that sends Chris's voice spiraling up about six octaves, Tu B'av, the Jewish calendar, a bit...2018-08-061h 22
Apocrypals11: 90s Vertigo Jesus (The Gospel of John, Part One)Oh h*ck yeah! Your hosts done done it again, y'all: we goofed around and talked a whole lot about the Gospel of John. You'd think after going through this stuff four times, we'd be a little more efficient, but no. It turns out that there have been centuries of debate focused entirely on John 1:1, and it goes like you'd expect from there. Join us on the first part of our journey through the final canonical gospel (and by far the weirdest) as we meet a new and unknowable Jesus who is known by His first sign: turning Purple...2018-07-091h 25
Apocrypals10: The Dude Hates Wizards (The Gospel of Luke)Congratulations be upon you, Theophiloi (and possibly Apocryphinos)! We hope you're ready for some Johnny Bapto content, because that's what we have a lot of this time around, as we go into the Gospel of Luke! Bear witness to the Sermon on the Plain, the Seven Deadly Enemies of Man, and pure unbridled hatred for wizards, the rich, and, presumably, rich wizards. Plus, Chris solves the synoptic problem once and for all. You're welcome. Topics of discussion: a turkey of boy, Summer Christmas, the Triple Tradition, the Double Tradition, the Great Omission, the blueprint for a universal c...2018-07-021h 32
Apocrypals8: What's Up, Doctor Goodacre (The Gospel of Matthew, Part One) Congratulations be upon you, Theophiloi! So remember how last week, we had our longest episode ever? Well, your boys done did it again. We went so deep into the Gospel of Matthew that we wound up recording for well over two hours, which means it's time for our very first two-part episode! Join us as we go about 40 minutes before we actually get into scripture, largely because we're busy talking about hypothetical gospels, reviewing the major motion picture The Star, and settling this whole .gif thing once and for all. Topics of discussion: Benito's anxiety, C...2018-06-101h 09
Apocrypals7: Neon Genesis Good News (The Gospel of Mark and Secret Mark)"When the scribes of the Pharisees saw that He was eating with sinners and tax collectors, they asked His disciples, 'why does He eat with tax collectors and sinners?' When Jesus heard this, He told them 'Those who are well don't need a doctor, but the sick do need one. I didn't come to call the righteous, but sinners.'" -- The Gospel of Mark, 2:16-17 Gird thyself, Theophiloi, for our longest episode to date as we dive into the Gospel of Mark and its mysterious secrets. Join us as we chronicle Jesus's very justifiable frustration...2018-06-031h 50
Apocrypals5: On the Road to Rome (Paul's Letter to the Romans)"Therefore, any one of you who judges is without excuse, for when you judge another, you condemn yourself, since you, the judge, do the same things. We know that God's judgment on those who do such things is based on the truth. Do you really think any one of you who judges those who do such things yet do the same, that you will escape God's judgment?" -- Romans 2:3 Hello, Theophiloi! We, Chris and Benito, faithful servants of the podcasting game, called to talk about the Bible without being jerks about it, bid you greeting. This week...2018-05-201h 14
Apocrypals2: One Weird Trick (The Book of Daniel w/Apocrypha)"Therefore I issue a decree that anyone of any people, nation, or language who says anything offensive against the God of Shadrach, Meshach, and Abednego will be torn limb from limb and his house made into a garbage dump." -- Daniel 3:29 This week, Benito and Chris take their first foray into the Old Testament, and into the Apocrypha with the Book of Daniel, including the deuterocanonical Prayer of Azariah, Bel and the Dragon, and Susanna. Join us as we discuss Nebuchadnezzar's harsh penalties, Daniel's Encyclopedia Brown-esque early days, examine the one weird trick that makes doctors hate...2018-04-151h 15
ApocrypalsPorky Party (The Book of Acts)"Look, you scoffers, marvel and vanish away, because I am doing a work in your days, a work that you will never believe, even if someone were to explain it to you." — Acts 13:41 Chris and Benito begin their Biblical journey with the sequel to the Gospels. The Holy Ghost Awakens as Peter proves to be pretty hard-line about communism, Paul goes a little too hard in the paint, and we meet our first favorite character in the Book. Topics of discussion: Holy Week breakdown, Theophilus and the #squad, Judas exploding, St. Christopher (a werewolf), Pentecost, Anan...2018-04-081h 18
ApocrypalsI've Been To My Share of Pizza Parties"Then, even if your beginnings were modest, your final days will be full of prosperity." -- Job 8:7 Welcome to Apocrypals, the podcast where two non-believers read through the Bible, but aren't, you know, jerks about it. Join comic book writers Benito Cereno and Chris Sims as they embark on a complete, non-sequential journey from Acts to Zephaniah, with stops in the Apocrypha along the way. Before we dive into the Good Book, though, we sit down to explain exactly why we're doing this, what our goals are, and our own history with a particularly Southern...2018-03-2942 min
Download Most Popular Audiobooks in Teens, Ages 11-13Benito Runs Audiobook by Justine FontesListen to this audiobook free with a 30-day trial. Go tohttp://hotaudiobook.com/freeTitle: Benito Runs
Author: Justine Fontes
Narrator: Intuitive
Format: Unabridged
Length: 1 hr and 21 mins
Language: English
Release date: 04-27-17
Publisher: Lerner Publishing Group
Genres: Teens, Ages 11-13
Publisher's Summary:
Running away is the only option.
Benito's father, Xavier, has been in Iraq for more than a year. When he returns, Benito's family life is not the same. Xavier suffers from PTSD - post-traumatic stress disorder - and yells constantly. He causes such a scene at a school function that Benny is embarrassed to go to back...2017-04-271h 21
War Rocket AjaxVol. 2, Episode 20 - Live From the Black Lagoon f/Benito CerenoFor our super-spoooooky Halloween episode, Chris and Matt conduct an interview with The Tick, Tales from the Bully Pulpit and Hector Plasm writer Benito Cereno deep from the depths of a reception nightmare! We talk to Benito about the types of horror movies we like, our essential Halloween flicks, the spookiest candy, Halloween memories and much more! Plus, Chris and Matt discuss their scariest video game experiences!2011-10-311h 32