Christine Thom And Vic Dunn

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Rein it In with Thom and DunnEpisode 41 - No more bum hole talkDunn goes in all Spanish-sounding! Do we don't we talk about bum holes anymore - give us some feedback thomanddunn@outlook.com - give us something else to talk about. The first time you have sex, and how it's not all that! And do our children no more now because it's spoken about more openly Do you doom scroll through rubbish, and wonder why we're doing it, and what we did do with the time before? Thom is not good at being bored! Triaphallia - what do you think it is, and find out h...2025-07-1755 min

Rein it In with Thom and DunnEpisode 40 - If you stretch it, it's likely your reading will be different!🎉 EPISODE 40 – We've Made It (Somehow!) 🎉 Wow. 40 episodes! Go us—cranking out unplanned words, thoughts, and tangents straight to your ears. Sure, we’ve got the usual: 🎯 WIDL (Words I Do/Don’t Like) 🏆 D*ck of the Week 😂 Jokes & Stories 🩺 Dr. Dunn’s Medical Facts …BUT do we know what each other’s written down before we hit record? Absolutely not. It’s chaos—but the fun kind. Think 12-year-old boy humour, but with slightly more life experience. 🎨 Purple? Really not Dunn’s colour… who knew? 💨 Remember Impulse...2025-07-0357 min

Rein it In with Thom and DunnEpisode 39 - 'Cutting' on the motorway for ya TikTok page, you're a C...🎙️ We're Back – And We’ve Got a Lot to Say! This week, we’re back in full swing and catching up on all the things—including: 👨‍👩‍👧‍👦 Relatable parenting moments (turns out we weren’t exactly angels ourselves...) one of us! 🚗 Dick of the Week makes a dramatic return, and Thom is not amused. Let’s just say: if you’re 'cutting' across lanes on the motorway for TikTok, we’re sending the speeding ticket vibes your way. 💃 Zumba chats and misheard conversations—the kind where you walk in at the worst possible moment. 🛖 “Hutments.” Is it a word? It is now. And thanks to AI. We've coine...2025-06-191h 01

Rein it In with Thom and DunnEpisode 38 - Like a fringe coming out of a baseball capBloody hell, it's early for a Sunday morning, but we're here recording for your ears, and in this episode, we definitely open the floor on things that we do to ourselves - from ponytails in areas you shouldn't need to shave, to why we do it? - Dr Dunn researches European holidays - the best bits and what can annoy you. Like germ spreaders But we do go to a serious side about the Banned Bingo words in the US Administration Some great words we haven't heard for some time and the importancy...2025-06-0158 min

Rein it In with Thom and DunnEpisode 37 - Sunshine BellendsSaga Holidays, Cold Pools & Fart Scapegoats Hold onto your knickers, folks—Dunn’s back from Greece, where she fully embraced her role as the youngest in a Saga-on-Tour retirement takeover. Imagine being on a holiday where nobody gives a flying flip about social norms but refuses to enter a swimming pool because it’s “a bit nippy.” Not our Dunn though—Mum Dunn launched 'DOVE" herself in like an Olympian, even though her back gives her a little jip every 20 yards! We also unpack the last couple of weeks of British brilliance—where mild sunshine turns people f...2025-05-1859 min

Rein it In with Thom and DunnEpisode 36 - Unusual litter on the floor and baggy sausages🎙️ New Episode Alert – Life Got in the Way (But we're here a day later than normal!) We’re late because, well, life. You know the drill. But we’re here, we’ve hit record, and you’re in for a belter of an episode. In this one, Dunn makes Thom gip with a story involving a care home (brace yourself), we discover some cracking new slang words – we’re talking multi-cyllabled and multi-laughs. Plus, Dr. Dunn delivers a mind-blowing medical fact: apparently, the egg chooses the sperm – not the other way around. Sorry lads, women really do rule the wo...2025-05-0255 min

Rein it In with Thom and DunnThe real Episode 35 – Feramones, Bees, and a Bed-Sharing Crisis 🐝🛏️This week, we're back in the thick of it with Dunn’s Joke—armed with "research," some questionable "fact findings," and her feramones fighting for oxygen. Meanwhile, Vic’s mum is in a full-blown panic that she’ll be outed as a lesbian… simply for sharing a bed with her own daughter on holiday. Honestly! We dive into the UK’s outdated housing schemes and that magical 55+ starting age. Excuse us—we’ve only just figured out TikTok, not ready for sheltered living and bingo just yet! Elsewhere in the episode: 👜 The quick thinking safety of...2025-04-171h 08

Rein it In with Thom and DunnEpisode 34 (actually) - Wish I felt like that with a cabbage🎙️ Episode 34 (Yes… 34, not 35 — Thom jumped the gun!) We're a week ahead of ourselves — blame Thom — but we’re back, chewing the fat (maybe our own), wondering when exactly we should start taking the weight gain seriously. 🍫 Some of us are all about fruity... the other is still spoon-deep in a tub of Nutella and full of regret. This week, we’ve got some genuinely helpful tips on HRT, Perimenopause, Menopause, and symptoms no one warned you about — because you deserve to know. Plus, we share some brilliant TV recommendations, a rant about online trolls (Ann Robinson i...2025-04-031h 02

Rein it In with Thom and DunnEpisode 33 - Chaos, Kidney Stones and Circus SkillsEpisode 33 - take II What a week it’s been — and what we achieve as women? Honestly, if we printed it all out and handed it to our families, they’d finally understand. (Spoiler: Yes, we still made it to Zumba. Even with a kidney stone. Hardcore.) We chat: 💥 Hospital visits 🎪 Why some scans may require circus performers 👩‍👧 Mothering Day with a twist (and a bit of history, served with wine) we'd prefer an activity shooting laser guns 🚽 Too much loo roll = an unexpected guest comes into the house and Shag Manor 🧠 And wh...2025-03-2252 min

Rein it In with Thom and DunnEpisode 32 - BOFC - Bucket of family clothsThis week, we dive into absolute chaos and hilarity, covering everything from dreaming vs. actual sleep to Dunn's unexplained choking fits (on god knows what) 🤦‍♀️. 🔹 Slang words decoded – What on earth do Cheeks and Bluetoothing mean?! 🔹 Knobhead of the Week – Featuring Widl & BMP… and yep, Thom is on one this week! 🔹 Steaming your Vagina – Dr. Dunn (or shall we say, Gwenth) tells us all about the latest LA trend that claims to leave your uterus squeaky clean and leave you full of extra energy! Will 2026's popular baby name be… GeVyna?! 🤣 🔹 Vaping & RSI – Forget lung issues, could vaping also be a r...2025-03-0659 min

Rein it In with Thom and DunnEpisode 31 - Dry bathing and a tuning forkThe weeks are flying by—so much so that Dunn completely forgot today was recording day! We're all out of sync with half-term in full swing and teenagers lounging in bed like hospital patients awaiting visitors. Seriously, how are we already at the first half-term break?! This week, we dive into Bridget Jones: Mad About the Boy—a film that takes you on such an emotional rollercoaster, you might need a lie-down afterward. We also ask the big questions: 1. Could you be a lesbian? And, honestly, is anything below the waist actually sexy? 2. Could you get in the b...2025-02-201h 04

Rein it In with Thom and DunnEpisode 30 - It's all gone to sh*t🎙 February is Here, and Winter Needs to Piss Off! ❄️ Dunn sets the tone with a brilliant intro, and we’re back for another chaotic, laugh-out-loud episode. We're still laughing, coughing, snorting, sniffing, and yes... farting our way through this podcast—and we’re so grateful you’re here for the ride! This Week’s Madness Includes: 🔹 Teenagers vs. Babies – We rant about the joys (and horrors) of hormonal teens. Apparently, we know nothing, and our parents didn’t either… except when they called us anything but our first name! 🔹 What We’re Listening To – Some podcast recommendatio...2025-02-061h 08

Rein it In with Thom and DunnEpisode 29 - I do hover if I sense warmth🌪️ January Blues, Storms, and Brain Farts: We've Got It All! 🌪️ January feels endless, and the storms aren’t just outside—they’re in the States too! With a president who definitely shouldn’t go off script (ever) and one that really needs to blend that colour! We’re diving into the chaos of current events, awkward moments, and life’s little... icks 💭 Topics on the Table: Horking up (yes, we went there) and the delight of wanting to be guntless and arsless. BMP—because taking your parents or in-laws out for lunch should be stress-free, but overthinkin...2025-01-231h 06

Rein it In with Thom and DunnEpisode 28 - Why would you choose to have a big Mon?This episode is mainly about people, from all different aspects: The twunts are being cruel on Facebook to our favourite clown. Their choice in body changes... stop overthinking it! Who on earth wants to change from a thin to a thick labia? Yes, Augmentation volumisation of your labia is a thing! Can we just go back to bigger eyebrows instead? We also hear about: Dunn’s, Dr. Smooth, and her horrible heartburn exploits. And let’s be honest, who wanted to get jiggy over Christmas when there’s still cheese in the fridge? 🧀Delve in—it's all fun whe...2025-01-091h 02

Rein it In with Thom and DunnEpisode 27 - Merry Christmas - Road kill in knickers!🎄 The Year is Out—and So Are This Year’s Podcasts! 🎙️ We’ll be back on Thursday, 9th January, a month Thom hates (but honestly, who loves the never-ending stretch of January?) Right now, we’re Christmas deep, so go ahead—eat what you like! Yorkshire Puddings with Christmas dinner? Just have them! Are you a finesse foodie or a blobber and dumper when it comes to festive feasts? 🍽️ This week, we tackle: 🎬 Christmas Traditions – Is it the whole movie or just that scene that makes it magical? 🎁 Best Gifts – Dunn breaks down a list of “top” gifts...2024-12-191h 18

Rein it In with Thom and DunnEpisode 26 - The Bleagh of Doom🎧 Listen Now! It's Latin for Membrum Virile, it's not just a slang word! Can you resist the urge to glance at that one friend who always gets the same rude thoughts as you when certain words are mentioned? - It's not possible - don't find me In this episode, Dunn gets sweaty and picks up two new words (educational and entertaining, right?). Meanwhile, Thom channels her inner Scrooge but discovers there’s a flicker of festive spirit left, thanks to an advent calendar. We dive into the latest trends, including intentional clutteri...2024-12-051h 05

Rein it In with Thom and DunnEpisode 25 - Dunn and Dunner - Let's do thisAlright, here we go! We invited our very first guest—a loyal listener and friend of the show—and things were going great... until our recording device decided to give up on us. Classic Thom move - what a dick 🤦‍♂️ But don't worry, we managed to claw it back, and we think we've still captured all the chaos and hilarity! In this episode, you'll find our hideously funny take on "Mr and Mrs," some all-too-relatable train travel woes; it is coming up to Christmas for goodness sake...and our general conversation just shows how some people just sound better...2024-11-2149 min

Rein it In with Thom and DunnEpisode 24 - All is orange and the odd festishIt's all gone orange—whether it’s Trump, a weird obsession, or an intense love of old tights! 🍊 Come and listen to episode 24 (no judgment on the orange thing) 😂 we can't get too political...anyway it's soon going to be all red and green!! The joys says, Thom PMO (Pisses Me Off)—not quite a "boils my piss," but a proper gripe, and it's all about the bloody hassle of washing clothes—dropping, shoving, and the usual chaos! 🧺😤 Question: Ever been trapped in an escape room with a Cheshire Cat? Just open the door, ladies! 😂 And le...2024-11-071h 17

Rein it In with Thom and DunnEpisode 23 - Old Ladies, a Lamb, and a tail needing a vibratorWelcome to our spooky episode, where we share some cringe-worthy jokes (you're welcome) and fascinating ghoul facts, including a bizarre tale from Dunn about bloodthirsty butterflies! 🦋 We dive into weird snacks, pointless biscuits, and why doing voiceovers might be our next gig. Oh, and a naughty Muppet named Desmond who’ll give you more than a finger infection! We also chat about dreamy states, love, and whether your height makes you assertive (not gobby) in a crowded room. 👻. I say, Love... Thom dislikes to be called Love; unless you're a butcher or an old man with big ears!2024-10-241h 18

Rein it In with Thom and DunnEpisode 22 - A Three Toed SlothThom's howling with laughter this week, while Dunn's losing her cool over Thorful's handcrafted, playful, and luxurious seasonal shenanigans. Yes, it's a mouthful, but Dunn's got plenty to say about knitted mushrooms and orange throws! 🎃🍂 Meanwhile, the hound has been barking non-stop, leaving us to wonder if removing his voice box might be a little too extreme... but oh, the peace it would bring! 🐕🔊 In this episode, we're diving into all things that shouldn't be taboo... period! and sharing some hilarious podcast stories we've discovered this week. As the spooky season creeps in, we’re getting those...2024-10-101h 16

Rein it In with Thom and DunnEpisode 21 - Schnauzer and SphincterWelcome to Episode 21! 🎙️ This week, we're diving into the big questions: What’s your favourite snack, and what's your favourite name for boobs? Is "MILF" the new "Mofo"? Plus, we tackle the stereotypes about people who work from home. We've got all the conversation starters, along with some fresh words and phrases we’re loving—like Ches-tic-les (Margaret Thatcher had these, FYI). 😏 We also ask: What would we do without Marks & Sparks, the great British institution? And where do you stand on tech? Are you embracing the digital age or still clinging to your Filofax and family calendar? 📅 Th...2024-09-261h 08

Rein it In with Thom and DunnEpisode 20 - Can you imagine having a sperm that's bigger than your own head?🍷 We're sipping wine this episode (is it better than coffee? You decide!). Double intruders, Pinocchio's lies, and why having three balls can give you a new name! We dive into the quirky world of bald cats and hairy girls, and why we desperately need more pubs with new names, like Beer and Bollocks or something more feminine - Vino and V... If someone dares to put up a "Live, Laugh, Love" sign, we have way better suggestions. Plus, seashells and lighthouses in a coastal Cottage! We also tackle "Jude" and some... front-bum issues, remi...2024-09-121h 06

Rein it In with Thom and DunnEpisode 19 - My Mum likes a tongue sandwichDIlligaf - a great new word we know you'll use We're back from holidays and we've had two very different experiences... One got hurt and took their knickers off, and the other dragged herself around like a letdown lilo while having a moment in a church... Nudist beaches and balls, and how googly eyes could help.. . burnt boobs and dangly bits, have you ever been naked on a beach, or with your family?! Mango, mango, banana, banana... Saturday jobs, were so important unless you had to steam-clean kilts! and stop watching Ti...2024-08-291h 12

Rein it In with Thom and DunnEpisode 18 - Oh, darlin, darlin, darlin, tea bag me quickly - said in a sexy scouse accentGet the tissues out - it's a fun one, tears have rolled lips have gotten sweaty and the "hummidititties" are on fire. This week we touch (well not touch) on the word Crevice or is it Crevasse! Either way, we use it a lot; when would you say it? Dunn wants to know if it is best to keep biting down on one of her compulsions for entertaining a room and we discuss, what's the best type of swearing, what's your opinion, and how words need depth and feeling. How someone loses an inch for the Olympics and...2024-08-011h 13

Rein it In with Thom and DunnEpisode 17 - Cough you say, I'll drown youIn this week's episode, we dive into a variety of topics. discussing the importance of touch, from the diseases of kissing to the amusing attempts at self-suction, and even the urgency of getting a bra fitting if you haven't since you were 16—seriously, get measured! We laugh about Gen X's notorious thumbing, and feature Dunn's quirky thumb trick. Dr Dunn is also back in the room with plenty to think about; or throw up over! As many of us approach our 50s, we reflect on life changes and the looming reality of retirement - I do...2024-07-181h 08

Rein it In with Thom and DunnEpisode 16 - The Wannabe detectives and a shagDid you vote? Have you had any tweatments? Maybe Botox isn't your friend! By the way, what's your favourite word for hinting that you're feeling a bit fruity? It's a weird one, and trying to find a less cringy term just makes it even funnier. We look at what's been happening in the news with all the detective dumbasses and Inspector Clueless types creating a Sherlock shitshow on Facebook. Do you know how easy it is to teach a person English? Listen to Dunn's really simple idea! Please, can the 'On Hold' music at doctors' surgeries change to...2024-07-0557 min

Rein it In with Thom and DunnEpisode 15 - Scouts Honour, Ready to Rock, a Vulcan Salute and a phone callWe're diving into our next episode with the excitement of a 'Wordle' puzzle, and you can catch a sneak peek of our Snail Tale on our Instagram page, "Rein it in with Thom and Dunn." Who comes up with these ideas, and does it actually improve your skin? Dunn really needs to stop binge-watching and start engaging more actively – it's not healthy when you can't remember if you've been or not. And let's set the record straight: "SHE DOES NOT SWEAT ON THE TOILET SEAT." "Pisstified" is our latest WIDL (word I DO like) but spit isn't! Ser...2024-06-201h 03

Rein it In with Thom and DunnEpisode 14 - There were these 4 nuns.... pimple poppers, starry beards and yeast!DUNN Reveals a new word; well it wasn't new to Thom, even her kids know this one! You may cringe at this episode... items discussed will be relatable to every single woman in every household, even our bloke listeners may laugh at the audacity! However, we push on with the possibilities of feeling like you're losing an organ and naming the things that you have to improvise on when out for a walk with your dog! Why crusty baps can hurt the top of your mouth but adding Lurpak to anything, then you're anyone's. With our knack for improving signag...2024-06-061h 15

Rein it In with Thom and DunnEpisode 13 - Thank god our butt hole isn't above our waist!In this episode, there's a ton to learn and laugh about, where does she search to get her information? Picture skidding down a church hall, trying to keep the vicar from hearing about a "mother fudder." Remember the mantra: Space, Place, Face! We'll also chat about the pure joy of hanging washing on the line—because who can handle those fancy colourful socks or tasteless pegs? Dive into the bizarre world of sea urchin anatomy and discover why holding in your farts might just give you bad breath. Expect plenty of laughs along the way, and maybe ev...2024-05-231h 18

Rein it In with Thom and DunnEpisode 12 - Rub my fat thighs Mr Beaver-WetterNow don't be deterred by the title, it's just some of the things we talk about; double-barrelled surnames are important to some people! We've reminisced right the way back to Monkey Magic, Jean Claude Van Damn, and Chocolate pancakes from a Starsky and Hutch annual! It does make us crawl back through the history books of Shaws, Dandelion, and Burdock (Murdoch's cousin), and the disgusting 80's throwback back, or is that throw-up, cream sodas with ice cream... No thanks says Pigsy, I would rather have Monkey whistle me a cloud! Be sure to learn a few things, as...2024-05-091h 04

Rein it In with Thom and DunnEpisode 11- What's pink and smells of ginger? It's not Vestibular bulbsWe've been loving the feedback from our recent episodes – some of you had us in stitches with suggestions like "grandma mother pluckers"! let's talk about dialing it down a notch, shall we.... err No! We're here for a good laugh, a good fart, even in public and we try our best to overdo it with the long "Comings" and the foot-long lunches... What noise are you scared of.. screaming child or something more closer to the Vestibulars? We're keeping the banter rolling and the jokes "Coming",.... Let's not shy away from those everyday topics that we know you've...2024-04-2553 min

Rein it In with Thom and DunnEpisode 10 - If you roll with it, you might snap it and don't watch a farmer!Why does being so exhausted make you a total A Hole? And seriously, where did all the love and fun of the word Smorgasbord disappear to, with the pampas grasses in 1983? Never be a Dicktim or a Flibbertigibbet, and for the love of all things, be crystal clear about what you watch with a farmer! Remember to vent first... because, you know, sometimes words just have a mind of their own! We're diving into more of those delightful things that BMP, kn*bheads things and people, all while clutching onto our favourite tweezers for dear life. So...2024-04-111h 10

Rein it In with Thom and DunnEpisode 9 - Grandma is a homosexual and the dangers of a blanketWoo-hoo, alrighty then! Brace yourselves for another rollercoaster of an episode! Dunn and Thom are on fire, and let's just say, it's anything but tame. Thom is channeling her inner Zen, attempting to rein in the chaos (Socks and Crocs included), but hey, we all have our moments! Ever heard of ASMR? Strap in as they dive into the weird and wonderful world of sensory (it's not bliss), and get ready for another round of Thom's infamous quizzes – do you know what it is? Let's not forget about those hilarious predictive text fails... From 'Homo Hot Lips' to unconventional kit...2024-03-2858 min

Rein it In with Thom and DunnEpisode 8 - Majora & Minora, the two ugly sisters; Vulval-cleft (not a surname)Introducing Miss Minge and Miss Growler, two fresh characters for teeny, tiny books aimed at mature audiences (not for kids). This week's storyline is with an array of WIDL words, from "Pustule" to "Flank," and "Bulbous." Vulval Clutch, she could perform a new sitcom, Ooo, Marjora and, Minora! Prepare for Dunn to lose her zoom, through the school parent's interview adventures, and if anyone dares to create another edited picture of Kate and the Kids, Thom might unleash her inner Hulk, and flex in her Farah slacks (pants) With BMP and the new CAC, the focus remains o...2024-03-141h 02

Rein it In with Thom and DunnEpisode 7 - What can you do with Jollup, and how we should bring back the finger timeDo you like the new logo? This week's episode features a quiz on adding a noun to a swear word to give it a less offensive twist! And a question, "Jollup" is it a Yorkshire saying? Whether it is or not, Dunn delves into the creative realm fueled by lack of sleep, concocting marketing strap lines that follow the theme. Remember the term "Sl*g" from the '80s, a label we didn't appreciate from boys who knew little, but what they could do behind the bike shed was always a pleasure? Let's revive it; not behind the bike sh...2024-02-2949 min

Rein it In with Thom and DunnEpisode 6 - A gusset strip with traffic and how angry cookies make you!Laughter, cookies, and the unexpected fears that keep life interesting—two quirky reasons and one that might require therapy! From rusty to grand, and perpetually wet (fart)—yep, that's the eclectic mix that defines our week! So, let's dish it out—what's been your BMP (Boils my pi**) this week? Let's have a chuckle over the things that tickled our mafanwy in the last fortnight. From pondering why smeg should be glittery to a TikTok tip involving a sock - period, and exploring the kind of gusset no one wants to traffic in! Spare me the floating bridge a...2024-02-1559 min

Rein it In with Thom and DunnEpisode 5 - The expectation of a female, and a winkle up the poo, poo - just shellfishYet another fortnight and another fun podcast, talking all things fun and grim. What Dunn provides for the birds in her garden...deluxe soft furnishings! Get ready for the tale involving an invitation to witness someone's organ and an encounter with a tightly wound knitting enthusiast faced with a personal request... Wink. If you're familiar with 'Cloudy with a Chance of Meatballs,' imagine a thrutch forcing a lingering meatball. Join Thom and Dunn in their banter as they delve into the peculiar world of social media pages belonging to parents with school-age kids, and how certain eyelashes can b...2024-02-0155 min

Rein it In with Thom and DunnEpisode 4 - Finding your fanny friendThis fortnightly episode is proudly sponsored by (possible ideas) for innovative menopausal advertising companies and the potential for Home Bargains to venture into the realm of Easter-themed adult products! As we navigate the journey of ageing, we endeavour to instigate passion with our partners and reminisce about the less inhibited days of our younger more exciting years. Reflecting on the unconventional places we once explored, it becomes a lighthearted adventure. Tune in for a dose of amusement while pondering which leather best describes the evolving texture of your menopausal skin, and Dunn has an idea, an intriguing concept 'ripe' fo...2024-01-1951 min

Rein it In with Thom and DunnEpisode 3 - Twernt it that Yorkshire Pudding that gave you a new flap?Welcome to Episode 3, where we dive headfirst into a world of laughter! This week, we've covered it all – from Yorkshire Puddings forming new flaps to spotlighting the "knobhead of the week." Join the air fryer gang as we explore the thigh-rubbing secrets. Ever wondered about bulging lips and the camel toe check? We've got new words and helpful tips for those pudgy bits. Let's navigate through words that make you cringe and the power to do things your way, finding joy in the process whilst singing Good King Wenslysis 2024-01-0539 min

Rein it In with Thom and DunnEpisode 2 - Merry-penomause and the Willy WindThis episode covers a range of topics including Willy (or is it Billy) Wind and Roger. We delved into the significance of names and explored the often-overlooked aspect of peri-menopause. In this Christmas edition, we aim to impart some knowledge and shed light on the fact that the holiday season isn't always all fun and laughter. From the disparity between Christmas expectations and reality to discussions about the iconic figure with long hair who kickstarted these festivities—no, not Santa—Dunn and Thom share their contrasting views. While Dunn is enthusiastic about it all, Thom holds a differing opinion, (Thom i...2023-12-2255 min

Rein it In with Thom and DunnEpisode 1 - Is that why you’ve got a hairy face?Who are we, a little about us, introduction to our little lives Rude -perhaps Cheeky - always Funny - we thought so * Fortnightly - next episode: 21st December 2023-12-1145 min