Shows
The Reviewniverse with Chris and SteveThe Reviewniverse Holiday Special 2023: Advent CalendarsMore Advent Calendars + Chris and Steve = More slight chuckles from you! How's that for some advanced math? Oh... a simple addition equation isn't advanced math? Then what did I pay Steve Leichman's Totally Legit Online College Courses $5,000 for?! Skyrim Advent Calendar VS Dungeons & Dragons Advent Calendar
2023-12-112h 28
The Reviewniverse with Chris and SteveLight Speed: Mountain Dew Gingerbread Snap'd (w/ Jean Mueller-Burr)Gross! A Mountain Dew that tastes like gingerbread and also tastes exactly what you think Mountain Dew with gingerbread would taste like and you hope it would be good but it's not good? Gross!
2021-12-1614 min
The Reviewniverse with Chris and SteveLight Speed: Holiday Kisses (w/ Jean Mueller-Burr)I know you got excited that there would be smooches in this episode, but it's just a bunch of holiday flavored Hershey's Kisses. What a rip.
2021-12-1311 min
The Reviewniverse with Chris and SteveStreamviewniverse Announcement (& Mini-Reviews!)We're back! Kinda! Not really? But, yeah. Chris and Steve are "back" with a mini-episode announcing their new channel, The Streamviewniverse! I bet you didn't know Chris and Steve had a video game YouTube channel for the last 4 months, did you? Well, why would you when they've never advertised it?! They actually have almost 100 quality videos uploaded to date! So, get watching! As a bonus, Chris and Steve get back into the mix and review 3 new snacks. Take a listen! The Streamviewniverse Chris and Steve's Playthrough of "A Way Out"
2020-09-0721 min
The Reviewniverse with Chris and SteveReviewniverse Updates & Season 2 Announcement!Chris and Steve pop in quickly for an update regarding The Reviewniverse's release schedule and the upcoming season 2! TLDL: - The Reviewniverse will be taking an off-season break to recharge - The boys are working on season 2, will be releasing soon - New season will be moving to a bi-weekly format - More news will be coming soon!
2020-03-1602 min
The Reviewniverse with Chris and SteveEpisode 99: Escape (w/ Scott Ray Merchant & Jerrod Albright)In this episode, Chris and Steve meet their match with their first ever guest duo! It's Scott Ray Merchant and Jerrod Albright..... or is it? What the fuck are we talking about? Listen to the episode and find out! Reviews This Episode: Escape Room (2019) PLUS: ??????????
2020-02-241h 35
The Reviewniverse with Chris and SteveLight Speed: Coffee BoozeChris and Steve try two types of Coffee Flavored Booze. They are then too drunk to stay awake and jittery at the same time.
2020-02-2114 min
The Reviewniverse with Chris and SteveLight Speed: Cheetos PopcornChris and Steve try Cheetos Popcorn, as well as 3 types of Bonus Chips. They're not called Bonus Chips, they're just chips that are a bonus.
2020-02-2013 min
The Reviewniverse with Chris and SteveLight Speed: The Most Stuf OreosChris and Steve eat cookies that have too much frosting in them. As if there were ever such a thing, LOL!
2020-02-1911 min
The Reviewniverse with Chris and SteveLight Speed: Canned BreadChris and Steve eat canned bread. And try to can their excitement.
2020-02-1813 min
The Reviewniverse with Chris and SteveLight Speed: Gin & Tonic KitIn this new segment, Chris and Steve review single things in bite-sized episodes! One will be releasing every day this week! Isn't that exciting!? Maybe? That's fair.
2020-02-1714 min
The Reviewniverse with Chris and SteveEpisode 98: FateIn this episode, Chris and Steve tempt fate by eating something tempting... a Sinful Cinnamon Sundae! Boy oh boy, did those two boys have to loosen their britches after eating that! Reviews This Episode: Fateful Findings
2020-02-111h 16
The Reviewniverse with Chris and SteveConstellation Prize: Popin' Cookin'In this bonus episode, Chris and Steve put together a mini-burger kit, straight from Japan! DID YOU KNOW? Neither Chris nor Steve can read Japanese, so this goes terribly!
2020-02-0328 min
The Reviewniverse with Chris and SteveConstellation Prize: Tipsy TowersIn this bonus episode, Steve and Chris really make use of the podcast medium- by playing a Jenga like drinking game live on the air! Things go as drunk as you'd expect.
2020-01-2755 min
The Reviewniverse with Chris and SteveEpisode 97: LotteryIn this episode, Chris and Steve win the lottery! And by "win" I mean "eat" and by "lottery" I mean "a pizza". Yes, that's correct, in this episode, Chris and Steve eat the a pizza. Tune in. Reviews This Episode: Scratching off lottery tickets Blank Check (1994)
2020-01-201h 34
The Reviewniverse with Chris and SteveConstellation Prize: The 2019 Reviewniverse Movie Tournament!In this episode, Chris and Steve go through every movie they watched in 2019 (yes, even the stupid shark movies) and put them through a bracket-style tournament to determine which movie is the best of the year! "Best" being a relative term as they mostly watch bad movies.
2020-01-131h 05
The Reviewniverse with Chris and SteveEpisode 96: Gifts 2In this episode, Chris and Steve continue the holiday deja vu by revisiting their gift exchange episode as well! All we want for Christmas is our sweet, sweet, freedom. But instead, this cat puzzle will have do I guess Reviews This Episode: 10 Gift Exchange!
2019-12-231h 19
The Reviewniverse with Chris and SteveEpisode 95: Advent Calendars 2In this episode, Chris and Steve reprise one of the "all time great" episodes, Advent Calendars! Maybe this year, Steve will be awakened in the same manner he was last year when he discovered Paw Patrol. But hopefully not with the Ryan's World calendar. Ew. Reviews This Episode: Fortnite Advent Calendar VS Ryan's World Advent Calendar
2019-12-161h 15
The Reviewniverse with Chris and SteveEpisode 94: Holiday SpecialsIn this episode, Chris and Steve have their hearts all a flutter because they're watching holiday specials! And everyone knows holiday specials cause heart palpitations. Please consult a Reviewniverse before watching holiday specials. Holiday specials are only to be taken while Chris and Steve-ing. Reviews This Episode: 12 Worst Holiday Specials + watching 2 random specials from that list!
2019-12-091h 19
The Reviewniverse with Chris and SteveEpisode 92: Disney World (w/ Jean Burr) (Part 2)In this episode, "the gang" (as they'll henceforth be known) goes to Epcot! And not just any Epcot, but the Epcot where there's more booze and food than normal! Needless to say, Steve gets too drunk and vomits on a bunch of children. Classic Steve. (?) Reviews This Episode: EPCOT & Food and Wine Festival
2019-11-181h 34
The Reviewniverse with Chris and SteveEpisode 91: Disney World (w/ Jean Burr) (Part 1)In this very special episode, Chris and Steve are joined once again by Jean Burr, but this time to talk about something a little more near and dear to her heart: Disney World. That's right, The Reviewniverse went to Disney World and you get to hear about it for the next 3 weeks! Just like that annoying person at the office who you're simultaneously jealous/annoyed by! Reviews This Week: Disney Springs & Animal Kingdom
2019-11-111h 38
The Reviewniverse with Chris and SteveEpisode 90: Chris (2019)In this episode, Chris is finally back in the spotlight, for his 2nd birthday episode! Usually Steve is the one who's talking the most and making the decisions in each episode, but this week it's all about Chris! Steve will have to take the backseat as he- [SARCASM METER EXPLODES] Reviews This Episode: Taco Bell Value Menu Babe: Pig in the City (1998)
2019-11-041h 39
The Reviewniverse with Chris and SteveEpisode 89: The Re-BOO-niverse: Trick or TreatIn this episode, the Re-BOO-niverse comes to a close as Chris and Steve get tricked, they get treated, and they get OR-ed. Oared. A sea captain will hit us with an oar! YARRR, matey! My oar just bonked you on your booty! I'm trying this new pirate character, please let me know what you think. Reviews This Episode: Candyman (1992) Year Old Halloween Candy Massages
2019-10-281h 28
The Reviewniverse with Chris and SteveEpisode 88: The Re-BOO-niverse: High Strangeness (w/ Sterling Martin)In this episode, Steve and Chris are joined by Sterling Martin, who has a lot of High Strangeness to go through! High Strangness is a quality of being strange and applies to UFO's, ghosts, cryptids, and- wait you know what I just realized? This episode has the longest title we've ever done! CONGRATULATIONS, STERLING! A copy of "The Very Hungry Caterpillar" is on it's way to you.
2019-10-211h 52
The Reviewniverse with Chris and SteveEpisode 87: The Re-BOO-niverse: SoulsIn this episode, Chris and Steve sell their souls! Chris sold his for eternal wealth and fame. Steve sold his for a $40 steak because he was hungry that one time. So, yeah, that sums them up pretty well! Reviews This Episode: Souls Games Soul Man (1986)
2019-10-141h 32
The Reviewniverse with Chris and SteveEpisode 86: The Re-BOO-niverse: CultsIn this scawwy episode, everybody's 8th favorite Reviewniverse-centric recurring theme RETURNS! That's right, the Re-BOO-niverse is back! Chris and Steve waste no time (except for the actual time they waste on the podcast itself) and jump into talking about Cults?! You BOO-tchya! Reviews This Episode: Colt 45 Malt Liquor Society (1989)
2019-10-071h 26
The Reviewniverse with Chris and SteveConstellation Prize: Ala-Box-MaIn this bonus episode, Chris and Steve open another package sent by an amazing fan! This time, it's a box full of Alabama themed goodies sent by amazing fan Shea Jacobs! We will refrain from making an Alabama + Box joke.
2019-09-301h 04
The Reviewniverse with Chris and SteveEpisode 85: Game ShowsIn this episode, Chris and Steve find a pile of animals and pay or neuter all of them, because it's game show time! You know that famous game show: "Who Wants to Pay or Neuter A Pile of Animals?" Man, FOX got weird in the mid 2000's. Reviews This Episode: Bizzare International Game Shows The Running Man (1987) Chris and Steve play Family Feud!
2019-09-231h 38
The Reviewniverse with Chris and SteveEpisode 84: Foreign Exchange (w/ Jarryd Urbas)In this cross country episode, Chris and Steve are visited by their superfan, Jarryd Urbas! He brings with him some Australian Treats, however, Chris and Steve are prepared with some Chicago Style Defense, which is to say, regular defense, but slathered in cheese and mustard and pickles and shit. Reviews This Episode Australia vs Chicago Foods
2019-09-161h 56
The Reviewniverse with Chris and SteveEpisode 83: BabiesIn this episode, Steve and Chris talk about their love child for 90 minutes straight. What, you didn't know they had a love child? They have to review EVERYTHING IN THE UNIVERSE, that includes raising a child with another man you are forced to live with. Anyways, they keep him in the cupboard and talk about different babies for this episode. Reviews This Episode: "Baby" by Justin Bieber Superbabies: Baby Geniuses 2 (2004) Taste Testing Baby Food
2019-09-091h 29
The Reviewniverse with Chris and SteveEpisode 82: Malört (w/ Billy Bronson)In this episode, Chris and Steve face their ultimate challenge: drinking. Just kidding! They can do it very easily because they're alcoholics. They're joined by Billy Bronson, who brings a wild new liquor with him.... Reviews This Episode: Jeppson's Malört
2019-09-021h 26
The Reviewniverse with Chris and SteveEpisode 81: Weird (w/ Casey Kells)In this episode, Chris and Steve are joined by ol' Casey Kells to talk about some weird shit. Note: Casey Kells isn't "ol'", he's around Chris and Steve's age. I just like using slang. Just 'cuz. ;) Reviews This Episode: Surprise Weird Foods Swiss Army Man (2016) Weird Al: Strings Attached Tour
2019-08-261h 59
The Reviewniverse with Chris and SteveEpisode 80: Tetris (w/ Nick Martin)In this episode, Chris and Steve are joined by Tetris Grand Master, Nick Martin to play and talk about all the Tetrises! Nick's not actually a Grand Master, I think those guys are mostly robots, or something. As far as we can tell, Nick isn't a robot! Happy Humanity, Nick! Reviews This Episode: Tetris Mobile Tetris Blitz Tetris 99 Puyo Puyo Tetris Tetris Effect
2019-08-191h 33
The Reviewniverse with Chris and SteveEpisode 79: TubesIn this episode, Chris and Steve finally are subjected to the thing they've been surrounded by for all these years. No, it's not depression! It's tubes! Reviews This Episode: Best YouTube Videos Under 30 Seconds The Mario Bros. Super Show! River Tubing
2019-08-121h 29
The Reviewniverse with Chris and SteveEpisode 78: Shark Week (Part 2)In this episode, Chris and Steve shark. Oh, uh, I actually meant to say "shark". Wait why am I saying shark when I'm trying to say shark? Oh god, shark. Shark is taking over my shark! Shark shark shark fuck shark! Shaaaaaaarrrrrrkkkkk! Also our shark week episode continues as we watch 4 more shark movies. Shark. Reviews This Episode: Sharkman (2001) Shark Attack 3: Megolodon (2002) Shark Attack 2 (2000) Malibu Shark Attack (2009)
2019-08-051h 38
The Reviewniverse with Chris and SteveConstellation Prize: LEGO Shark Week?!?!In this bonus episode, Chris and Steve try to hold a coherent conversation while trying to construct a 250 piece LEGO Shark Set. Let's just say things... fall to pieces. Oh man, that was funny.
2019-08-011h 03
The Reviewniverse with Chris and SteveEpisode 77: Shark Week (Part 1)In this episode, Chris and Steve watch 8 shark movies in a row. Yes, seriously. Yes, it goes exactly how you think it does. Yes, they end up going insane at the end. Yes, it's split into 2 episodes because it would be over 3 hours long otherwise. No, I will not give you my phone number. Reviews This Episode: Shark In Venice (2008) Shark Zone (2003) Toxic Shark (2017) Shark Attack (1999)
2019-07-291h 43
The Reviewniverse with Chris and SteveEpisode 76: LEGOIn this episode, Chris and Steve build themselves a friend. Outside of the two of them. Because I don't know if you've listened to an episode before, but... things aren't.... going well. Please tweet at us @ReviewniversePC your favorite divorce lawyer. We got LEGOs to marry! Reviews This Episode: The Weirdest LEGO Sets LEGO The Incredibles The LEGO Movie 2: The Second Part
2019-07-221h 28
The Reviewniverse with Chris and SteveEpisode 74: Top Five (w/ Jake Klinkhammer)In this episode, Chris and Steve are joined by the Hammer-iest of Klinks; Jake. Klinkhammer. They then sit on their fat butts and talk about their Top Five Somethings! What somethings? Well, listen on to find out! Or not, I guess. But I would really prefer you did. This is my livelihood.
2019-07-081h 31
The Reviewniverse with Chris and SteveEpisode 73: Road TripIn this episode, Chris and Steve get that motor runnin'. Then, they head out on da highway. They're looking for adventure. Or, whatever comes their way! As long as "whatever" involves being a responsible, mature adult, and has them in bed by 9:30pm. Because they're fuckin' rockstars. Reviews This Episode: 10 Best Road Trip Games Road Trip Snacks
2019-07-011h 22
The Reviewniverse with Chris and SteveEpisode 72: BeansIn this episode, Chris and Steve's leg's have fallen asleep, so they have to shake them out. They need to do it pretty hard, though. Put some oomph into it. Leg oomph. Legoomph. Legoom. Legume. Legumes. The episode's about Beans. Reviews This Episode: Various Types of Beans Killer Bean Forever (2009)
2019-06-241h 29
The Reviewniverse with Chris and SteveEpisode 71: Reality TVIn this episode, Chris and Steve stop making friends and start getting real. Well, actually, Chris and Steve can't actually make friends in the first place on account of they're stuck in a room and also nobody likes them. So, instead, they watched a bunch of Reality TV because that's what people do when they're depressed. Reviews This Episode: Ghost Adventures Nathan For You Keeping Up With The Kardashians
2019-06-171h 35
The Reviewniverse with Chris and SteveEpisode 70: JapanIn this episode, Chris and Steve go to Japan! Well, just Chris does. Steve sat at home alone and smoked bubblegum cigars for 2 weeks. Luckily, Chris brought back a bunch of interesting Japanese snacks for them to enjoy. No more living solely on bubblegum cigars! Reviews This Episode: A bunch of Japanese treats!
2019-06-101h 38
The Reviewniverse with Chris and SteveEpisode 69: Steve (2019)In this episode, Steve celebrates another birthday episode! That means all the reviews are "hand picked" by Steve, which actually means he thought of them like 20 minutes before the record started while he was on the toilet. Happy Birthday, Steve! Reviews This Episode: Steve's Subway Sandwich Order Law & Order: SVU Overcooked!
2019-06-031h 33
The Reviewniverse with Chris and SteveEpisode 68: PieIn this episode, Chris and Steve slice themselves off a slice of pie! What kind, you ask? ...All kind. Every possible kind of pie they experience in this episode, and you can take that to the bank!* *Please do not take to the bank, pies cannot be accepted as legal tender. Reviews This Episode: 3 Course Pie Meal Pie Charts American Pie Presents: The Book of Love (2009)
2019-05-271h 26
The Reviewniverse with Chris and SteveEpisode 67: FloatIn this episode, Chris and Steve take a double dose of those Fizzy Lifting Drinks and start floating slowly towards a fan that will dismember them unless they burp and fart and- holy shit, was that movie for kids? Reviews This Episode: IT (2017) Root Beer Floats Sensory Deprivation Tanks
2019-05-201h 19
The Reviewniverse with Chris and SteveEpisode 66: ComedyIn this episode, Chris and Steve finally fulfill their podcast's mission statement: to be funny. It's true! This podcast is finally certified by the Comedy Bang Bang Seal Of Approval! It's Official Rating? 1 out of 10 Scott Aukermans! Hey, it's better than 0!!!! Reviews This Episode: The Worst Windows Errors The Underground Comedy Movie (1999)
2019-05-131h 21
The Reviewniverse with Chris and SteveEpisode 65: Nut-stravaganza!In this episode, we make history. Steve, an almost-35-year-old-not-boring-but-kinda-boring-man, has been allergic to nuts his whole life. Until now. And we're here to immortalize his first nut experiences, "live", on mic. Reviews This Episode: A Ton Of Things With Nuts In Them
2019-05-061h 27
The Reviewniverse with Chris and SteveConstellation Prize: The Snack StackIn this bonus episode, Chris and Steve wade through the snacks that have piled up over the last few months. Luckily, they wore their snack golashes. Listen in for some hardcore sloshing!
2019-04-2952 min
The Reviewniverse with Chris and SteveEpisode 64: EarthIn this episode, Chris and Steve get down on the ground and wrap their arms around it, because they want to give the Earth a hug for its official day! If only their arms were 4.8 million times longer... :( Reviews This Episode: Penguins (2019) Apocalyptic Scenarios
2019-04-221h 23
The Reviewniverse with Chris and SteveEpisode 63: BirdsIn this episode, Chris and Steve do three things to a bird. Talk about, watch, and eat. Do you think that's the most things ever done to a bird? All those bird playas out there would probably say "chirp." (Translation: Nah.) Reviews This Episode: 5 Types of Chicken Top 10 Re-Tweeted Tweets Birdemic: Shock and Terror (2010)
2019-04-151h 42
The Reviewniverse with Chris and SteveEpisode 62: Wrestling (w/ Alberto Mendoza)In this episode, Chris and Steve welcome wrestling fanatic Alberto Mendoza! He teaches them a thing or two about wrestling because he knows, like, an insane amount about wrestling. Seriously. Listen to the episode it's ridic. Reviews This Episode: WWE 2k19 Hitman Hart: Wrestling With Shadows (1998)
2019-04-081h 43
The Reviewniverse with Chris and SteveEpisode 61: FoolsIn this episode, Steve and Chris do nothing because there's no new episode this week. APRIL FOOLS! PRANKED YA! There is an episode this week! And it's inspired by April Fools Day! God, that was funny. I should submit to Bob Saget's The Country's Most Hilarious Moving Pictures! Reviews This Episode: Buzzfeed's "Best" Pranks Three Stooges (2012) Top 5 Jokers
2019-04-011h 18
The Reviewniverse with Chris and SteveEpisode 60: DinosaursIn this episode, Steve and Chris get -RAAAWRRRR! Oh my, it's a dinosaur! How spooky! Everyone run away! This is a perfect time for me to mention that this week's episode is about dinosaurs, which is pretty coincidental that we're currently being chased by one! It's so coi- (is eaten) Reviews This Episode: Top 10 Dinosaurs & Spelling Bee Tammy and the T-Rex (1994)
2019-03-251h 35
The Reviewniverse with Chris and SteveEpisode 59: The WheelIn this episode, Chris and Steve are given a new way of reviewing: spinning the wheel! Who needs to make decisions yourself when you can have a bunch of pixels and stuff do it for you! FASTER, PIXELS, FASTER! DAMN YOU PIXELS! Reviews This Episode: It's a surprise! Listen to the episode. Note: This episode has some audio missing due to a technical issues. Apologies in advance.
2019-03-181h 14
The Reviewniverse with Chris and SteveEpisode 58: AnniversaryIn this episode, Chris and Steve celebrate one year on this planet with each other. Yes, that's right, due to a freak accident in a baby lab, Chris and Steve were hurled back in time and they are now Super Regular Babies™, coming this fall on MSNBC! Also, they have a date night for their anniversary. Reviews This Episode: Rapid Review: Anniversary Materials Annie (2014) HomeChef Meal Kits
2019-03-111h 37
The Reviewniverse with Chris and SteveEpisode 57: Wine & PaintingIn this episode, Chris and Steve embrace their inner artists as they learn to paint, and try their hardest not to say "fartist". LOL! It has the word fart in it and that is inherently funny. What was I talking about? Oh- right. Chris and Steve are now world-renown artists. Reviews This Episode: Different Kinds of Wine Drinking Those Wines While Painting
2019-03-041h 30
The Reviewniverse with Chris and SteveEpisode 56: Paw PatrolIn this episode, Chris and Steve try to parse out what all those damn kids are goin' crazy for nowadays: Tide Pods. It didn't go very well. After a quick trip to the hospital and a couple stomach pumps, they go for the next best thing: Paw Patrol. Reviews This Episode: Paw Patrol Snacks Paw Patrol (TV Show) Paw Patrol Toys
2019-02-251h 30
The Reviewniverse with Chris and SteveEpisode 55: ToesIn this episode, Chris and Steve are mildly grossed out by the topic chosen for this week. Then, they're even more grossed out to hear what the topic is. Sorry, foot fetishists, this one's NOT for you! It's for everyone who likes wrong-headed clusterfucks in your movies. Reviews This Episode: This Little Piggy (Ranked) Tiptoes (2003)
2019-02-181h 35
The Reviewniverse with Chris and SteveEpisode 54: LoveIn this episode, Chris and Steve take a deep dive into their love for one another. Strap in, because this episode is 8+ hours of Chris and Steve saying how much they love each other! Just kidding, they watch a movie and eat some candy. Big surprise. Reviews This Episode: "What About Love" by Heart The Fault in Our Stars (2014) A Box of Chocolates
2019-02-111h 30
The Reviewniverse with Chris and SteveEpisode 53: Super BowlSuper Bowl 53? Episode 53! Holy shit! What a coincidence, areweright? (It is, so, you kmow, I guess we're right.) Anyway, Steve and Chris do their hungry boi thing and eat a ton o' Super Bowl snackems. They also review 21 commercials! Did they say 22 in the episode but only do 21? You tell us! (They did.) Reviews This Episode: 21 Super Bowl Commercials & 11 Super Bowl Snacks
2019-02-041h 44
The Reviewniverse with Chris and SteveEpisode 52: AxeIn this episode, Chris and Steve put on their flannels, sharpen their wits, and finally grow hair on their chests (well, actually, Steve already has hair on his chest. Fun Fact: Chris is a 31 year old man who does not have a single hair on his chest) because they're talking about Axes. Throwing them, spraying them, no matter what format those axes take place, there's always one constant: your slight entertainment. Reviews This Episode: Axe Throwing Paul Bunyan (1958) Axe Body Spray
2019-01-281h 20
The Reviewniverse with Chris and SteveEpisode 51: The Re-Cruise-iverse (Part 2)In this episode, Chris and Steve continue to regale your ears with their tales from the sea: AKA that time Chris drank too much and Steve got food poisoning. Don't you wanna hear more? No? Well too bad, it's already started playing and I poured Kool-Aid on your phone so you can't pause it.
2019-01-211h 35
The Reviewniverse with Chris and SteveEpisode 50: The Re-Cruise-iverse (Part 1)In this very special 50th episode 2-part extravaganza, Chris and Steve go on a cruise. To The Bahamas. And review it in depth. Hehe, "in depth". Like water... charges.... right? I'm sorry, we keep getting distracted because we're still kinda in shock that we WENT ON A GOSH DARN CRUISE FOR THIS PODCAST
2019-01-141h 53
The Reviewniverse with Chris and SteveConstellation Prize: Year in Review(niverse)Our bonus episodes return with a special new year's treat as Chris and Steve go through the year's weirdest stories. While drinking champagne, the official drink of Getting Blackout Drunk and Vomiting Into a Top Hat, AKA New Year's Eve. We'll be back with our regularly scheduled episodes next week!
2019-01-071h 01
The Reviewniverse with Chris and SteveEpisode 49: GiftsIn this episode, Chris and Steve celebrate the holidays the only way they know how: by going to Target and avoiding each other for 20 minutes while they buy presents! Then, you get to hear them open those presents on air! Aren't you lucky? Reviews This Episode: 11 Surprise Presents!
2018-12-241h 35
The Reviewniverse with Chris and SteveEpisode 42: Chris (2018)In this episode, let it be known that this podcast isn't just Steve sided! No sir, when something special happens to Steve, the same special thing has to happen to Chris, otherwise there's jail time. As such, we celebrate Chris' birthday, and he gets to pick all the reviews this episode, just like Steve did on his birthday. Will there be less naked old men? Listen and find out! Reviews This Episode: Hollywood's Hottest Chris's A Goofy Movie (1995) Domino's Pizza
2018-11-052h 00
The Reviewniverse with Chris and SteveEpisode 41: The Re-BOO-niverse: HalloweenIn this episode, Chris and Steve wrap up their scare-tacular month by doing the thing they know best: eating $50 worth of candy. Boy, were their tum-tums hurtin' after this one! (DISCLAIMER: Chris and Steve are two men in their 30's) Reviews This Episode: Halloween Candy (Part 1) Hausu (1977) Halloween Candy (Part 2)
2018-10-291h 52
The Reviewniverse with Chris and SteveEpisode 35: Saturday MorningIn this episode, Chris and Steve slip on their PJ's and wake up early, becaus- wait. Steve is wearing TMNT pajamas, but there are two pizzas on the rear end... I've never seen those before, why are there pizzas there? Oh... oh. That's why. Gross. Reviews This Episode 11 Breakfast Cereals The Real Ghostbusters A Pup Named Scooby-Doo
2018-09-171h 19
The Reviewniverse with Chris and SteveEpisode 26: Frozen DinnersIn this episode, Chris and Steve get March Madness Fever! Except in July! And instead of basketball, it's frozen dinners! And there's only 8 of them! But everything else is the same! You read that right, Chris and Steve go through a bracket of 8 frozen dinners to crown the winner in The Game of Froze (n Dinners). Along the way, Steve reveals his love for hot pudding, Chris likes pronouncing "Chicken Parm", and they both make up all the rules as they go along. Reviews This Episode: Alpha Male Region- Hungry Man Selects & Banquet M...
2018-07-161h 29
The Reviewniverse with Chris and SteveEpisode 25: GumpIn this episode, Chris and Steve check themselves for Gumps. Unfortunately, they found at least three, and they now have Stage 3 Forrest Gump Fever. The cure? To talk about Forrest Gump on a podcast for at least 80 minutes. Easy. Along the way, Chris finds a new way to plug his songs, Steve thinks shrimp is icky, and they both have to decide once and for all if this entire movie is problematic. Reviews This Episode: Forrest Gump (1994) "Gump" by Weird Al Yankovic Bubba Gump Shrimp Co.
2018-07-091h 28
The Reviewniverse with Chris and SteveEpisode 24: Mall of America (w/ Leigh Ryan)In this episode, Chris and Steve welcome Minnesotian (Sodian? Eh.) Leigh Ryan as they prance around the entirety of the Mall of America! Yes. There was prancing. Why else do you think Chris and Steve dropped upwards of $59.99 for Prancing Pants? They pay for themselves. Reviews This Episode: Wetzel's Pretzels Fairly Odd Coaster Pepsi Orange Streak SpongeBob SquarePants Rock Bottom Plunge Jimmy Buffet's Maragaritaville Rock of Ages Blacklight Mini Golf Favorite Mall Stores
2018-07-021h 31
The Reviewniverse with Chris and SteveConstellation Prize: Actual Episode 1In this special bonus episode, Chris and Steve release their first ever recording! Before any episode was ever released, Chris and Steve recorded a few "test" episodes, and they think this is a particularly entertaining one! I hope you like La Croix, Black Mirror, and Taco Bell! BECAUSE WE DO!!?
2018-06-281h 21
The Reviewniverse with Chris and SteveEpisode 23: Hot SauceIn this episode, Chris and Steve get spicy! Not in a cool, sassy way, but in a "ingest 2 million scoville hot sauce" kinda way. Yeah. So... yeah. Along the way, Chris falls apart, Steve doesn't fall apart, and Chris gets mad at Steve for not falling apart. Reviews This Episode: 1. Hank Sauce Cil-ank-tro Hot Sauce 2. Bravado Spice Co. Green Apple and Jalapeno Hot Sauce 3. El Yucateco Chipotle Hot Sauce 4. Butterfly Bakery Pink Peppercorn Gin Hot Sauce 5. Hot Ones Fiery Chipotle 6. Adoboloco Hamajang Smoked Ghost Pepper Hot Sauce 7. Original J...
2018-06-251h 32
The Reviewniverse with Chris and SteveEpisode 22: Mini GolfIn this episode, Chris and Steve take their butt butts out and play some putt putt! They also gave their mutt mutts a cut cut. But, "Episode 22: Dog Washing" doesn't have the same ring to it, you know? Along the way, Steve makes a Chris joke, Chris makes Steve paranoid, and they both sully the green forever.
2018-06-181h 19
The Reviewniverse with Chris and SteveConstellation Prize: Movie Date- Upgrade (2018)In this bonus episode, Chris and Steve go to the movies! And now they're able to do so because Chris has bullied Steve into getting a MoviePass! Which means he can now save $13.89 every time he goes to the theater! Which is less than one a month! Congratulations, Steve!
2018-06-141h 06
The Reviewniverse with Chris and SteveEpisode 21: Dads (w/ Andrew Campbell)In this episode, Steve and Chris welcome Andrew "Puddy" Campbell as they talk about Dads! They make so many Dad Jokes! To be clear, that's jokes ABOUT Dads, not the traditional "Dad" type joke that America has fallen in love with in the past 50 years. Along the way, Andrew plays his greatest role, Steve falls in love with some Dads, and they all are blown away by a sitcom. Reviews This Episode: Dream Daddy: A Dad Dating Simulator Dads (2013)- Pilot Dad-ories
2018-06-111h 28
The Reviewniverse with Chris and SteveConstellation Prize: Chris and Steve Go To Korea(n Supermarket)In this episode, Chris and Steve taste test a ton of snacks they picked up in at H Mart, a Korean Supermarket! Filled with delicious foreign treats. And Natto. God. Damned. Natto.
2018-06-0746 min
The Reviewniverse with Chris and SteveEpisode 20: Steve (2018)In this episode, Chris and Steve get Steve-y! Because it's Steve's birthday! With Steve! And Steve. Steve Steve Steve, Steve Steve? Steve. Steve Steve Steve Steve: STEVE (Steve). Reviews This Episode: A List of the Most Famous Steves Waking Ned Devine (1998) Ice Cream Cake
2018-06-041h 18
The Reviewniverse with Chris and SteveConstellation Prize: Fan FrictionIn this bonus episode, Steve and Chris get to some extra fan fiction that they didn't have time to get to in the first episode! Along the way, Chris can't stop giggling, Steve gives the Big Bang Theory a new meaning, and things get weird. Fan Fiction Performed: "a sad lifes" by make-me "Vietnam (Part 2)" by Rorschach's Blot "The Snow Cone Titillation" by Cantodevil
2018-05-3141 min
The Reviewniverse with Chris and SteveEpisode 19: Spa Day (w/ Jean Burr)In this episode, Steve and Chris welcome their first ever guest, the lovely Miss Jean Burr as they head to the spa! Once they're there, they all go for a hot dip. NO, NOT NACHO CHEESE, YOU CLOD! Okay, maybe a little nacho cheese. Along the way, Jean and Chris make out a bunch, Steve remembers how to math, and they all instigate a German gang war. Reviews This Episode: Changing/dress code Hot pools & cold pools Base Rock Room Infared Light Room & Oxygen Room Big Chairs...
2018-05-281h 28
The Reviewniverse with Chris and SteveEpisode 18: Fan FictionIn this episode, Chris and Steve put on their tiny eyeglasses and squint like the glasses aren't working, because they read some fan fiction, live! Along the way, Steve gets cheesy, Chris gets Fresh Prince-y, and they both get Vietnam-y. Reviews This Episode: "Zoidberg's Speech" by Bufflytica "The Fresh Prince Goes to the Science Center" by Timmy S "Going Deep- A Mac and Cheese Fan Fiction" by Justdeadthings "Vietnam" by Rorschach's Blot "Chris and Alexa Make A Stev" by Steve Leichman "Hardenscapes" by Chris Mueller
2018-05-211h 18
The Reviewniverse with Chris and SteveEpisode 17: Vegas (Part 2)In this episode, Chris and Steve are still in Vegas! And they're starting to get a little sweaty. Somebody please send us a dry towel, and we may just send it back. It'll be worth nothing someday. Along the way, Steve refuses to wear sunglasses, Chris provides rubs and massages, and they both continue to riff on a certain show on CBS. Reviews This Episode: Cream rubsWadi (Hot Tub) & Quynh (Waitress)The Buffet at WynnJust Go With ItFat TuesdaysIn N Out3 Mile WalkMassage...
2018-05-171h 15
The Reviewniverse with Chris and SteveEpisode 16: Vegas (Part 1)In this episode, Chris and Steve go to Vegas! Las Vegas! In Nevada? From the songs and movies? With the lights and the not sleeping? Anyone...? Along the way, Chris falls in love with a hotel, Steve is many turtles, and they both work on their mantans. Reviews This Episode: TSA puppiesAirport Chili'sFinding our Uber.Enormous Giant Eels [FULL DOCUMENTARY]Pink's Hot Dogs Gambling (Roulette, Slots, Craps, Pirate Game)Champagne Vending MachineTaco Bell CantinaPepper The Hotel RobotWalgreens/CVSMandarin...
2018-05-141h 20
The Reviewniverse with Chris and SteveConstellation Prize #3: Our Whole Reviewniverse...In this bonus episode, Chris and Steve face their archenemy once again: The Big Bang Theory. They sit down to review the second episode. Also, they bought the entire first season. Taking bets on which will come first; Chris and Steve watching every episode, or the deconstruction of both of their psyches? Reviews This Episode: The Big Bang Theory (Season 1, Episode 2: The Big Bran Hypothesis)
2018-05-1038 min
The Reviewniverse with Chris and SteveEpisode 15: MomsIn this episode, Chris and Steve get mom-ed! Isn't that a cool new phrase? Tell it to everyone! It means "talks about moms for 80 minutes". Along the way, Steve tries to figure out what The Bible means, Chris needs to say excuse me, and they both choose some cookies. Reviews This Episode: Mom (Futurama) mother! (2017) Mom-ories
2018-05-071h 20
The Reviewniverse with Chris and SteveEpisode 14: Cinco De MayoIn this episode, Chris and Steve stick a lime in it, turn it upside down, and drink it heartily, because they're celebrating Cinco De Mayo! And yes, they do drink Coronas on Cinco De Mayo because they're horrible white cliches. Along the way, Steve schools Chris on Tagalog, Chris gets confused by weekdays, and they both eat a shitload of mayo. Seriously. Reviews This Episode: Cinco (2010) Days of The Week Mayonnaise
2018-05-031h 27
The Reviewniverse with Chris and SteveConstellation Prize #2: Wait, Australia?!?In this bonus episode, Chris and Steve go down under! Not literally, that would for sure cost thousands of dollars. And, as established multiple, multiple times before, Chris and Steve are dirt poor. No, they open up another fan sent package, this time from superfan Jarryd Urbas, who hails all the way from friggin' AUSTRALIA! Crikey? Reviews This Episode Vegemite Aussie Stuffed Animals Fan Drawn Picture These Final Hours (2013) Tim-Tams Australian Flags Milo
2018-04-3058 min
The Reviewniverse with Chris and SteveEpisode 13: Surprise!In this episode, Chris and Steve get their faces covered only to have those covers pulled away, and then an adult's face is right in front of their faces and says "PEEKABOO!" because they get surprised. Along the way, Chris learns a lot about death, Steve embraces his inner troll, and they both eat pig in a way they never thought possible. Reviews This Episode Rapid Review- Units of Measurement Rapid Review- Hottest Anime Guys 12 oz. Mouse Fuzzy and Nutz Instant Review- Ground Pork Instant...
2018-04-261h 15
The Reviewniverse with Chris and SteveConstellation Prize #1: Puddy's PackageIn this first bonus episode, Chris and Steve open a fan's package! Not like that, you pervs. A super cool fan by the name of Andrew "Puddy" Campbell sent us a package filled with goodies to review! So, naturally, Chris and Steve tear the thing open. Along the way, Steve discovers his love for LUSH, Chris maybe goes too far this time, and they both argue about grammar. Reviews This Episode: Make Your Own Bath Bomb Kit Mad Libs Hatchimals
2018-04-2350 min
The Reviewniverse with Chris and SteveEpisode 12: Internet FadsIn this episode, Chris and Steve get DIGITAL! They run the gamut of some most recent and baffling Internet trends. Along the way, Steve impersonates like 500 robots, Chris tries to confuse Steve with some internet deep cuts, and they both talk about 9/11 for like, 8 minutes. Reviews This Episode: Slenderman Steamed Hams Harambe DashCon Ball Pit Ice Bucket Challenge The Dress Leeroy Jenkins Chris Chan Harlem Shake Dabbing Tide Pods How Can She Slap?
2018-04-191h 19
The Reviewniverse with Chris and SteveEpisode 10: Mobile GamesIn this episode, Chris and Steve pull out their glowing rectangles and start tapping wildly. If this sounds like some sort of crazy sci-fi episode, you couldn't be more half-wrong! Chris and Steve blast through 7 randomly picked mobile games. Let's hope they don't input any cheat codes! Reviews This Episode Clash of Clans (Download: iTunes/Android) Gardenscapes (Download: iTunes/Android) Oceanhorn (Download: iTunes/Android) Threes! (Download: iTunes/Android) Dots & Co: A Puzzle Adventure (Download: iTunes/Android) Run Sausage Run! (Download: iTunes/Android) Choices...
2018-04-051h 21
The Reviewniverse with Chris and SteveEpisode 9: Jelly Beans (Part 2)In this episode, Chris and Steve close out part two of the jelly beans saga. It's been a long and winding road, filled with jelly beans, dragons, swordfights, and of course, jelly beans. It all culminates into a battle for the ages, where all 49 flavors of jelly beans clash for the right to control the one bean to rule them all. Either that, or Chris and Steve got wasted on jelly beans and fell asleep watching Lord of the Rings. Reviews This Episode Jelly Beans Flavors 26-49
2018-04-011h 15
The Reviewniverse with Chris and SteveEpisode 8: Jelly Beans (Part 1)In the first part of this two part episode, Chris and Steve get into the Easter spirit. That is to say, they get into the eat-way-too-much-candy-and-vomit-into-their-bedsheets-spirit. That's because they review 49 freakin' jelly bean flavors in a row! Godspeed, Chris and Steve's tastebuds. Godspeed. Reviews This Episode Introduction- 0:00 Jelly Bean Flavors 1-25- 10:20
2018-03-291h 20
The Reviewniverse with Chris and SteveEpisode 7: StormsIn this episode, Chris and Steve put on their galoshes because various storms are coming! And you need galoshes for those! You also need galoshes for board games, bad movies, and blizzards! All of which Chris and Steve review this episode! Galoshes! Reviews This Episode Twister- 9:50 The Hurricane Heist- 26:31 Blizzards- 1:10:36
2018-03-221h 22
The Reviewniverse with Chris and SteveEpisode 6: GreenIn this very special episode, Chris and Steve break their normal format to go on a non-stop reviewing spree. In honor of St. Patrick's Day, they review SIXTY green things in a row! But that's not all. It wouldn't be St. Patricks Day without binge drinking! That's why Chris and Steve review these things while simultaneously drinking a shot of beer every minute for an hour, AKA a Power Hour. Let the drunken bickering commence. Reviews This Episode Introduction- 0:00 Sixty Green Things- 9:30
2018-03-151h 12
The Reviewniverse with Chris and SteveEpisode 4: OscarsIn this episode, Chris and Steve get Oscar Fever! Sadly, their bosses don't seem to understand what that entails. Chris and Steve were hoping to get into some award winning movies. Instead, they're getting into puppets, poems, and.... Sylvester Stallone. Then, in an Instant Review, they pop some special corn and give it a try! Reviews This Episode Introduction 0:00 Review Your Week 7:12 Oscar the Grouch- 21:25 Oscar (1991)- 34:15 An Oscar Wilde Poem- 1:08:45 Instant Review- 1:17:48
2018-03-081h 27
The Reviewniverse with Chris and SteveEpisode 3: WisconsinIn this episode, Chris and Steve get out their screwdrivers. Why, you ask? To poke extra holes in their belts, of course. They're going to need that extra waist room after their Wisconsin extravaganza. Then, in Rapid Review, Steve tries to confuse Chris with sports. Reviews This Episode Introduction 0:00 Review Your Week 5:41 Culver's- 18:33 Wisconsin Craft Beer- 33:58 Sleeping in a Double Bed Together- 47:07 Bloody Marys- 54:55 Playing the Big Bang Theory Theme Song on Your Phone Upwards of 20 Times- 1:01:45 Mars Cheese Castle-1:03:40
2018-03-081h 23
The Reviewniverse with Chris and SteveEpisode 2: Kid's MealsIn this episode, Chris and Steve visit their inner children. That is, if their inner children were kids who drove around on a Saturday afternoon and ate three kid's meals in a row and almost vomited from excess food consumption. Then, in our Rapid Review segment, Chris drills Steve on some child actors. (That sounds much dirtier than it actually is) Reviews This Episode Introduction- 0:00 Review Your Week- 8:16 Main Review- 17:49 McDonald's- 19:26 Burger King- 42:40 Wendy's- 1:00:07 Rapid Review- 1:11:05
2018-03-081h 21
The Reviewniverse with Chris and SteveEpisode 1: Episode 1In this inaugural episode, Chris and Steve dive skull first into The Reviewniverse. What sort of things will they review today? In an ironic twist, they will be subjected to a couple of "Episode Ones"(AKA pilot episodes of TV shows). Then, Chris and Steve taste test a certain green dinosaur's candy bar in this week's Instant Review. Reviews This Episode Introduction- 0:00 Review Your Week- 08:50 Silver Spoon- 22:30 The Big Bang Theory- 47:00 Instant Review- 1:07:10
2018-03-081h 18