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We're Going to Tell: A Desperate Housewives PodcastLynette's Existential Crisis (Desperate Housewives S4, Ep 11: Sunday)Christy and Anthony talk Jonas Bros mishaps again....It's the Lord's day on Wisteria Lane and a whole lot of nothing happens. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
2025-10-121h 10We're Going to Tell: A Desperate Housewives PodcastITS A TWISTER! (Desperate Housewives: S4, Ep 9: Something's Coming)Christy and Anthony talk labubus and crazy neighborhood drowning.....Huge natural disaster takes the lane in this MEGA EPISODE!Sorry for the massive delay... we yapped for 2 straight hours and I had to cut out a lot. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
2025-09-161h 17We're Going to Tell: A Desperate Housewives PodcastAndrew Cuts the Cord (Desperate Housewives: S4, Ep 8: Distant Past)ENTER: CO HOST ANTHONY LOUIS LEE!!!Christy and Anthony chat about religious woes and the blazing LA heat..In this meaty episode, Lynette finds out the "dark" secret of her mother and stepfathers divorce, Andrew and Bree finally truly reconcile, Gabby drugs Carlos so he doesn't go to the police about suspected to be dead Victor, and Susan sets Julie up with a drug dealer. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
2025-08-271h 49We're Going to Tell: A Desperate Housewives PodcastThe Lynette Sisters (Desperate Housewives: S4, Ep7: Don't Judge a Book By its CoverSummer and Christy have Freaky Friday'd locations a little bit...Summer talks cats on the roof, and Christy has more harrowing journeys. Gabby leaves Victor in the middle of the ocean, Bree gets her new baby snipped, Susan finds out Mike's an addict, and Lynette tries to pawn her mom off to her sisters. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
2025-08-0941 minWe're Going to Tell: A Desperate Housewives PodcastFrankenstein's Baby (Desperate Housewives: S4, Ep 6: Now I Know, Don't Be ScaredSummer and Christy talk cloudy days and more coyotes. Halloweentime on Wisteria Lane and it's very spooky. Susan meets Mike's father in prison, Lynette goes possum hunting, Gabby tries to leave Victor (again), and Frankenstein delivers Danielle's baby. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
2025-07-2649 minWe're Going to Tell: A Desperate Housewives PodcastNot the Wisteria Way (Desperate Housewives: S4, Ep 5: Art Isn't Easy)Wisteria Lane bands together against the gays new fountain, Katherine and Lynette run for president of the homeowners association, Gabby runs into her teenage ex again, Bree goes searching for her pregnant daughter, and Susan is being a people pleaser.Christy and Summer talk kitty problems and harrowing journeys. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
2025-07-161h 04We're Going to Tell: A Desperate Housewives PodcastSusan Vs. The Gays (Desperate Housewives, S4, Ep 4: Anything I Can't Stand)Wisteria Lane is full of PESTS! Susan humiliates herself in-front of her new neighbors, Bob and Lee, Carlos becomes an STD Superspreader, Lynette buys a wig, and Bree deals with a surprise party and a surprise guest. Also, Mrs Simms dies.Christy and Summer mainly talk Summer's continuous tales of desperation upon moving to LA. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
2025-06-261h 07We're Going to Tell: A Desperate Housewives PodcastLynette gets STONED (Desperate Housewives: S4, Ep3: The Game)Lynette's mom makes her weed brownies, Susan goes to a new OBGYN, Gabby makes Carlos jealous, and Katherine covers up a family secret. Summer has a HUGE ANNOUNCEMENT, and Christy talks Splash Mountain trauma. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
2025-06-191h 01We're Going to Tell: A Desperate Housewives PodcastThe Self-Appointed Queen of Wisteria Lane (S4, Ep 2: Smiles of a Summer Night)In this episode, Susan disciplines Julie thanks to Mike, Lynette wants a chemo buddy, Gaby tries to get out of being Lynette's chemo buddy, and Bree crashes out over pie.PLEASE help our pod be better and take this SURVEYSummer and Christy talk car rentals and LA public transportation (AGAIN), Purple Cherry, and more!Subscribe to PATREON to listen ad-free and watch our other antics, including baking Bree's blueberry muffinsJOIN THE DISCORD!...or the less popular subredditTake a look at...
2025-06-091h 03We're Going to Tell: A Desperate Housewives PodcastThe Self-Appointed Queen of Wisteria Lane (Desperate Housewives, S4, Ep2: Smiles of a Summer Night)In this episode, Susan disciplines Julie thanks to Mike, Lynette wants a chemo buddy, Gaby tries to get out of being Lynette's chemo buddy, and Bree crashes out over pie.Summer and Christy talk car rentals and LA public transportation (AGAIN), Purple Cherry, and more!Subscribe to PATREON to listen ad-free and watch our other antics, including baking Bree's blueberry muffinsJOIN THE DISCORD!...or the less popular subredditTake a look at MERCH that's coming soon! Hosted on Acast...
2025-06-071h 03We're Going to Tell: A Desperate Housewives PodcastEdie Lives! (Desperate Housewives: S4, Ep01: Now You Know)Edie survives her suicide attempt, Gabby and Carlos begin an illicit affair, Bree freaks people out. with her fake bump, and Susan freaks out over possible menopause. We also meet a new woman on the lane... KATHERINE. Summer and Christy talk car rental troubles, expired credit. cards, having opps, and NEW PATREON CONTENT!!! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
2025-05-211h 05We're Going to Tell: A Desperate Housewives PodcastBREE IS BACK WITH A BUMP (Desperate Housewives, S3, Ep23: Getting Married Today)Apologies for the terrible soft audio on Summer's end...didn't know the mic wasn't on the whole time :/In this episode, Bree pretends to be pregnant, Lynette gets an unexpected visit from her mother, Gaby marries Victor, and Susan is unusually selfless.Summer and Christy discuss Los Angeles public transportation, snitches, and the definition of flashback.JOIN THE DISCORD!WEIGH IN:Flashback?Cold-open flash forward moment in time? Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
2025-05-1447 minWe're Going to Tell: A Desperate Housewives PodcastLet's Have A Baby! (Desperate Housewives, S3, Ep 22: What Would We Do Without You)In this episode, Susan and Gaby go full-on Bride Wars, Edie wants to have a baby with Carlos, and Lynette hates Tom.Summer and Christy discuss moving to Los Angeles and the heinous institution that is CreditKarma.JOIN THE DISCORD!JOIN THE PATREON! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
2025-04-3036 minWe're Going to Tell: A Desperate Housewives PodcastThe Tragic Demise of Lynette and Rick's (Desperate Housewives, S3, Ep21: Into the Woods)In this episode, Edie bribes Travers into wanting to visit more, Gaby gets a modicum of power that goes to her head, Lynette faces her feelings for Rick, and Susan goes rogue on the hunt for Mike.Summer and Christy discuss moving cross-country, cross-country flight woes, literal cat fights, and much, much more. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
2025-04-171h 14We're Going to Tell: A Desperate Housewives PodcastDUCK CONFIT! (Desperate Housewives: S3, Ep 20: Gossip)Gabby wages war against Edie, Lynette goes out with her new boyfriend Rick, and Susan makes a choice. Summer and Christy talk unfortunate doctor appointments, bullying men, and make a HUGE ANNOUNCEMENT! Watch Big Hit Pending here ....... Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
2025-04-031h 02We're Going to Tell: A Desperate Housewives PodcastI Saw The Man In Your Freezer (Desperate Housewives, S3, Ep19: God, That's Good)In this episode, Susan hastily plans her wedding while Mike tries to win her back, Gaby and Victor are caught in a scandal, Lynette does her best to keep the restaurant afloat, and Edie and Carlos violate people's privacy.Summer and Christy discuss Happy Color, Sunday routines, impending cat playdates, and Summer's vertical A Trade of Hearts.JOIN THE DISCORD!!! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
2025-03-221h 00We're Going to Tell: A Desperate Housewives PodcastMIKE SAVES THE BIG CHEESE! (Desperate Housewives, S3, Ep 18: Liaisons)In this episode, Edie and Carlos have "rematch sex," Susan discovers that Ian is STILL jealous of Mike, Gaby makes Victor jealous, and, as usual, Lynette RUNS THE WHOLE PIZZERIA FOR TOM.Summer and Christy discuss vices, toy fairs, spring breakers, and soooooo much more. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
2025-03-131h 21We're Going to Tell: A Desperate Housewives PodcastNo Nips Without Tips! (Desperate Housewives, S3, Ep 17: Dress Big)In this filler episode, Gaby goes shopping at Victor's ex-wife's closet, Lynette and Tom fight over pizzeria uniforms, Edie tries to seduce Carlos, and Susan meets Ian's kooky British parents.Summer and Christy talk Santa Monica, Disneyland, and more!JOIN THE DISCORD!!! (or else)NEW MERCH is here! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
2025-03-051h 08We're Going to Tell: A Desperate Housewives PodcastDesperate Husbands (Desperate Housewives: S3,Ep 16: My Husband, the Pig)This ep is a little kooky and all about the men. Mike and Ian fight over Susan, Carlos has an interrupted date, Tom tries to plan his anniversary, and Orson deals with a family emergency.Summer and Christy talk scheduling conflicts and more really INSANE celeb run-ins.JOIN THE DISCORD Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
2025-02-1453 minWe're Going to Tell: A Desperate Housewives PodcastZach Young's Girthy Sausage (Desperate Housewives, S3, Ep15: The Little Things You Do)JOIN OUR DISCORD!!!In this episode, Gaby thinks she slept with Zach, Lynette does damage control on the pizzeria, Susan can get Mike exonerated and MOTHER HODGE OFFICIALLY LOSES IT AND TRIES TO KILL BREE.Summer and Christy discuss CELEBRITY SIGHTINGS, demon voices, and urinals.Tiktok and IG @wearegoingtotellMerchWe aren't even pushing the Facebook group anymore Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
2025-02-061h 08We're Going to Tell: A Desperate Housewives PodcastMike's Trip Down Memory Lane (Desperate Housewives, S3, Ep 14: I Remember That)SORRY for our mics being hot!!!In this episode, Bree wants Orson to go to the cops, Susan attends Jane's funeral, Gaby goes on a date with one of Zach's lawyers, and Lynette disagrees with Tom about how he wants to run the pizzeria.Summer and Christy have A LOT TO CATCH YOU UP ON.Will be posting an exclusive cut from this episode to our Patreon!Watch this episode on YouTube Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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We're Going to Tell: A Desperate Housewives PodcastChristy's Interlude (Announcement)Christmas break!Merry Christmas, Happy Hanukkah, Happy New Year! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
2024-12-2100 minWe're Going to Tell: A Desperate Housewives PodcastThe Twisted Mind of Mother Hodge (Desperate Housewives, S3, Ep 13: Come Play Wiz Me)In this episode, Lynette fakes sick to help Tom with the pizzeria, Gaby goes on a date with Zach to help Susan get Mike out of jail, and Bree deals with the issue of Alma.Summer and Christy read hate comments from Reddit and talk making amends, funky phone calls, and so much more.Leave a comment on THIS Reddit thread about how much you love to hear us giggleFACEBOOK GROUPMERCH Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
2024-12-1558 minWe're Going to Tell: A Desperate Housewives PodcastAlma's Turn (Desperate Housewives, S3 Ep 12: Not While I'm Around)We're back after our (inadvertent) Thanksgiving hiatus!**YouTube video is a bit delayed due to technical difficulties*In this episode, Gaby deals with a potential stalker situation, Bree confronts the Alma situation head-on, Susan worries about Julie having sex, and Lynette secretly helps Tom acquire a liquor license.Summer and Christy discuss perpetual Sondheim callbacks, the beauty of the Delta One Lounge, perpetual pre-Thanksgiving rich people dinners, and Rachel Green.(Episode coverage starts at 37:55)PARTICIPATE IN OUR FANFIC CONTEST! Info on IG @wearegoingtotell
2024-12-091h 16We're Going to Tell: A Desperate Housewives PodcastWisteria Lane: THE MUSICAL! (Desperate Housewives: S3, Ep11: No Fits, No Fights, No Feuds)WE SAW WICKED! Christy and Summer discuss it ... A lot. Susan calls the cops on Orson, Bree stages a dramatic dinner party, Lynette is dealing with sociopath Kayla, and Gaby learns she's not ready to date. ... also sorry sound is all over the place tried to record in person again. :( Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
2024-11-261h 16We're Going to Tell: A Desperate Housewives PodcastThe Crown Is Forever (Desperate Housewives, S3, Ep 10: The Miracle Song)In this episode, Bree and Susan fight over whose man killed Monique, Gaby falls for the dad of one of the little girls she coaches, and Lynette accidentally sets an angry mob on Art.Summer and Christy talk Wicked, mostly.Follow us on TikTok and IG! @wearegoingtotellJoin our SUBREDDIT and jump into the discussionJoin our FACEBOOK GROUP and talk to usCheck out our MERCHSub our Patreon (below) if you can't get enough of us! Hosted...
2024-11-1551 minWe're Going to Tell: A Desperate Housewives PodcastSusan vs. The Help (Desperate Housewives, S3, Ep 9: Beautiful Girls)(Sorry if it sounds like we're underwater at points we are working on it!!!) Plus we're EARLY this week instead of devastatingly late ;)In this episode, Gaby teaches little girls how to become models, Lynette's suspicions of Art reach new heights, Susan makes an enemy of Ian's butler Rupert, and Bree tries to do what she thinks is in Gloria's best interests.Summer and Christy talk Halloween 2024 and Miss Sabrina Carpenter, the World Series, and obviously WICKED!Follow us on TikTok and IG! @wearegoingtotellJoin our SUBREDDIT...
2024-11-051h 11We're Going to Tell: A Desperate Housewives PodcastGloria's Grand Theft Auto (Desperate Housewives, S3, Ep8: Children and Art)In this episode, Gaby goes back to modeling, Lynette tries to quell Parker's fears, Susan tries to discipline Julie, and Bree brings Orson's mother back into his life.Summer and Christy discuss dog attacks, Paris, the Jonas Brothers, the Golden Girls, accidental theft, and more.Follow us on TikTok and IG! @wearegoingtotellJoin our SUBREDDIT and jump into the discussionJoin our FACEBOOK GROUP and talk to usCheck out our MERCHSub our Patreon (below) if you can't get enough...
2024-10-2648 minWe're Going to Tell: A Desperate Housewives PodcastThe Multitalented People of Fairview (Desperate Housewives, S3, Ep7: BANG)Carolyn Bigsby officially loses it.Summer and Christy discuss their perspectives on the mishaps of Summer's zany birthday party, annoying agents, having the spins, Z-O-M-B-I-E-S, and much more!Chat with us! We love answering DMs on Instagram and Tiktok @wearegoingtotellStart conversations in our SUBREDDITSubscribe to our PATREON for fun exclusive contentBuy our MERCH or request the kind of merch you'd want us to make! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for...
2024-10-081h 18We're Going to Tell: A Desperate Housewives PodcastA Page out of the Paul Young Playbook (Desperate Housewives; S3, Ep6: Sweetheart, I Have to Confess)LIVE FROM NEW YORK! The women get druuuuunk! Susan gets back together with Ian after seeing Mike snuggling up to Edie, Lynette and Tom have a fight over the pizza restaurant, Bree is being harassed by Carolyn Bisbee, and Gabby falls for one of Carlos schemes. Summer and Christy talk birthday woes, terrible men, new phones, and more.. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
2024-10-021h 02We're Going to Tell: A Desperate Housewives PodcastTom's Saucy Ambitions (Desperate Housewives, S3, Ep5: Nice She Ain't)In this episode, Lynette is dismayed to learn Tom's new dream is to open a pizzeria, Susan tries to jog Mike's memory and kidnaps him, Gaby and Carlos keep trying to one-up each other, and Bree disciplines Danielle who seeks constant attention.Summer and Christy discuss free ice cream, spotted lantern flies, hot dog speakeasies and tiki bars, and more.Our IG and Tiktok are @wearegoingtotellCheck out our MERCH! We have cute phone cases and apparel and are always taking requests for custom items ;)Join our...
2024-09-1952 minWe're Going to Tell: A Desperate Housewives PodcastMike Wakes Up! (Desperate Housewives, S3, Ep4: Like It Was)In this episode, MIKE DELFINO WAKES UP FROM HIS COMA! Too bad Susan is in the mountains with Ian when it happens...Lynette struggles with Parker's lack of athleticism, Gaby tries to convince Carlos she doesn't love him anymore and that they won't get back together, and Bree learns a truth about Andrew that horrifies her, and then one about Danielle that also horrifies her.Summer and Christy chat Summer's most desperate moment to date about an evil cheating man, wedding day fiascos, Christy's solo trip to the beach in Santa Barbara, and more.
2024-09-111h 02We're Going to Tell: A Desperate Housewives PodcastGabby's Predatory Divorcee Era (Desperate Housewives: S3, Ep3; A Weekend in the Country)The girls are all going away! Gabby and Lynette go on a spa trip that takes some unexpected turns, Susan and Ian go to the mountains, and Bree cancels her honeymoon to go find Andrew. Meanwhile on the lane, sparks are flying with Julie and Austin and Mike wakes up!!Christy and Summer talk public transportation struggles and how fun it is to be a girl. A lot of Patreon content coming so be sure to subscribe now!!! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
2024-09-041h 09We're Going to Tell: A Desperate Housewives PodcastBree's Wildin' Weddin' (Desperate Housewives, S3, Ep2: It Takes Two)In this episode, Bree is getting married to Orson (to the girls' chagrin), Lynette tries to pair Nora up with literally any man at all, Gaby and Carlos's divorce gets underway, and Susan goes on a mess of a date with Ian.Christy and an inebriated Summer talk blasts from the past, run-ins with modern-day crooners, the sweet scent of cat food, and more.Talking about DHW starts at 19:50.WATCH US ON YOUTUBE!MERCHSUBREDDITFACEBOOK GROUP Hosted on...
2024-08-2551 minWe're Going to Tell: A Desperate Housewives PodcastJ.R. and the Comatic Wife (Desperate Housewives, S3, Ep1: Listen to the Rain on the Roof)FINALLY. SEASON 3 IS UPON US.In this episode, Bree gets engaged to Orson, Susan tends to Mike in the hospital, Lynette deals with crazy Nora, and Gaby becomes an indentured servant to Xiao Mei.Summer and Christy have LOTS to discuss, including even more airport debacles, awkward celebrity encounters, the Disney Legends ceremony and iconic imagineers, and the art of winking.Talking about the DHW episode begins around 37:00.Join our FACEBOOK GROUP and chat with us!Follow us on Tiktok and Instagram @wearegoingtotell
2024-08-161h 19We're Going to Tell: A Desperate Housewives PodcastThe Laws of Teeth (Desperate Housewives, S2, Ep24: Remember Pt. 2)WE MET MARCIA CROSS AGAIN!!!In this episode, Bree makes a desperate escape from the psych ward, Gaby finds out about Carlos and Xiao Mei, Susan LOVES Mike, and Lynette is forced to meet the mother of Tom's first child.Summer and Christy discuss TECHNICAL DIFFICULTIES, multiple airport debacles, running into favorite celebrities on the streets of Los Angeles, and MEETING MARCIA CROSS for the second time at her play, "The Substance of Fire" in Santa Monica!!!Fun (potentially dangerous) drinking game: Take a shot every time Summer says "yeah..."
2024-08-0749 minWe're Going to Tell: A Desperate Housewives PodcastThe Tell-Tale Flashback (Desperate Housewives, S2, Ep23: Remember Pt. 1)In this episode, we get lots of flashbacks to when Mary Alice met each of the Housewives!Bree is still in the psych ward, Lynette takes her kids to a seedy motel, Susan moves herself and her daughter into a disgusting RV, and Gaby worries for Carlos's fate. Plus, we learn the truth behind the Applewhites' checkered past.Summer and Christy discuss CRAZY WEEKS, cat birthdays, and Paris. And impromptu phone calls to small businesses! Follow us on tiktok and instagram @wearegoingtotell
2024-07-271h 17We're Going to Tell: A Desperate Housewives PodcastBree's Balloon Hullabaloo (Desperate Housewives, Season 2, Ep 22: No One Is Alone)In this episode, Lynette follows Tom to Atlantic City to spy on him, Susan tries to get Edie to admit her crime, Gaby struggles with Xiao Mei's pregnancy, and Bree has a nervous breakdown despite her best intentions.Summer and Christy talk spontaneous drinks with Brits, Jack-in-the-Box, Lost, mysterious flulike symptoms, FRIENDSHIP, and more.MERCH (we made some cute phone cases)SUBREDDITFACEBOOK GROUP Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
2024-07-171h 08We're Going to Tell: A Desperate Housewives PodcastEdie Watches the World Burn (Desperate Housewives: S2, Ep 21: I Know Things Now)Hi guys! Sorry for the tech issues and late uploads - its been a battle, but back in LA so should be back on schedule! Christy and Summer talk celeb sightings and passport issues. Susan's secret about Carl gets revealed, Gabby forces Xiao Mei to be a surrogate, Bree loses it with Andrew, and Lynette does everything to try to keep Tom's job. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
2024-07-0950 minWe're Going to Tell: A Desperate Housewives PodcastThe Libtard Chronicles and the Return of Courthouse Carlos (Desperate Housewives, S2, Ep19: Don't Look At Me)In this episode, Lynette's son wants to know about the birds and the bees, Gaby pawns off her brand new baby on Xiao Mei, Bree and Andrew are forced to work things out as a family, and Susan questions her feelings for Karl and introduces us to ORSON HODGE!!!Christy and Summer talk trying times at Jax's Studio City, forgotten keys, vampire lore and spray and more.Join our Facebook groupFollow us on Tiktok and IG @wearegoingtotellMERCH Hosted on Acast. See acast.com...
2024-06-111h 00We're Going to Tell: A Desperate Housewives PodcastThe Good Silence (Desperate Housewives, S2, Ep18: Everybody Says Don't)In this episode, Bree pursues her AA sponsor while Lynette prepares a deposition in the Van De Kamp emancipation case, Gaby and Carlos learn that the baby they want to adopt has a father, and Susan and Karl are caught red-handed by Edie.Summer and Christy talk wedding day mishaps, not-so-stranger danger, and pitching another future show starring Dr. Ron.MERCH (check out our Predatory Divorcee hats)Join our Facebook group and our Subreddit! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
2024-06-041h 00We're Going to Tell: A Desperate Housewives PodcastSURRENDERING ANDREW (Desperate Housewives: S2, Ep 17: Could I Leave You)Gabby and Carlos are courting a woman for her baby, Lynette is judging another mother in the office, Bree is blacking out at a department store in the middle of the day, and Susan has 3 men fighting over her. Christy and Summer talk the Mets, Memorial Day weekend, a new business proposal, and go on a lot of tangents this ep. SOCIALS: @Wearegoingtotell come say hi!!! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
2024-06-011h 02We're Going to Tell: A Desperate Housewives PodcastLove Notes and Trust Funds and Babies, Oh My (Desperate Housewives, S2, Ep16: There Is No Other Way)In this episode, Susan gets her splenectomy and a crazy love note from Dr. Ron, Gaby and Carlos try to adopt a baby, Bree refuses to buy her entitled son a car, and Lynette deals with Tom feeling emasculated AGAIN.Summer and Christy discuss the latest Wicked trailer, the fully conscious baby, TV recaps and flashbacks, Osama, and more.Follow us @wearegoingtotellFacebook GroupSubredditMerch Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
2024-05-221h 16We're Going to Tell: A Desperate Housewives PodcastThe Secret Meeting Trellis (NO Vacancy) or, It's the Antihistamines (Desperate Housewives, S2, Ep15: Thank You So Much)In this episode, Susan and Karl agree to commit insurance fraud, Gaby's mom offers to be a surrogate for her and Carlos, Lynette has babysitter issues and pawns her kids off on alcoholic Bree.Summer and Christy discuss international travel, the Sherman Oaks middle school fair, small men, and much more!Pardon any background construction noise in Los Angeles County.Apologies if we repeat ourselves or jokes at all! We had massive technical difficulties!Follow us @wearegoingtotellJoin our FB group and subreddit!
2024-05-171h 11We're Going to Tell: A Desperate Housewives PodcastTHE TORTURED HOUSEWIVES DEPARTMENT (Desperate Housewives: S2, Ep, 14: Silly People)We're back!!! sorry for missing a week - blame Summer's illness. Bree investigates the Applewhites, Lynette deals with obnoxious male office antics, Susan commits insurance fraud, and Gabby rescues a slave. Christy and Summer talk airline anxiety, TORTURED POETS DEPARTMENT, Bobs Big Boy after hours, and a lot of other stuff. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
2024-05-0156 minWe're Going to Tell: A Desperate Housewives PodcastThe Cheese Is Evil, or Coming Home (Desperate Housewives, S2, Ep13: There's Something About War)In this episode, Susan is hesitant to let Dr. Ron perform her splenectomy, Gaby is threatened by Carlos with an annulment, Bree deals with Danielle and Matthew's blooming relationship, and Lynette deals with a wishy-washy Tom who suddenly wants to work again.Summer and Christy talk passport crises, getting locked out, surgery, Jojo Siwa and baby agelessness. And also the thing where you hang flowers that we don't know the name of.Follow us on Tiktok and Instagram @wearegoingtotell - DM us your Dirty Laundry to read anonymously on our bonus episodes!
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Health TechTalksEpisode 11: Johns Hopkins’ Bet on Healthcare Innovation in Baltimore - A Conversation with Christy WyskielChristy Wyskiel is an entrepreneur, investor, and ecosystem builder in the life sciences and healthcare industries. She is currently the Senior Advisor to the President of Johns Hopkins University for Innovation and Entrepreneurship. In this role, she also serves as the Executive Director of Johns Hopkins Technology Ventures, a division of the university responsible for technology transfer, corporate research partnerships, and company incubation. During her tenure, Johns Hopkins University startups have raised over $4 billion in venture capital, and she has fostered the creation of over 150 companies, which have contributed to the $500 million the university generated from both licensing and...
2024-04-1724 minWe're Going to Tell: A Desperate Housewives PodcastRomancing Dr. Ron (Desperate Housewives, S2, Ep12: We're Gonna Be Alright)In this episode, Gaby pressures Carlos to beat up a sleazy photographer, Susan goes to absurd lengths to get a date with a hot doctor, Bree gets arrested, and Lynette wants Tom to face his worst fear.Summer and Christy talk comedic funerals, getting wine drunk, vasectomies, and bedside manner.Follow us on IG and Tiktok @wearegoingtotellMERCHREDDITFACEBOOK GROUP Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
2024-04-031h 04We're Going to Tell: A Desperate Housewives PodcastIt Takes Three to Tom Tango (Desperate Housewives, S2, Ep11: One More Kiss)In this episode, Gaby and Lynette fight over a kiss, Bree gets blackmailed by Andrew, and Susan forgets everything Zach did to her and tries to help connect Zach and Mike.Summer and Christy discuss unpaid work in Hollywood, drunken Disneyland antics, wishing Vecna a happy birthday, and much more.REDDITMERCH Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
2024-03-261h 03We're Going to Tell: A Desperate Housewives PodcastWE'RE GOING TO HELL (Desperate Housewives, S2, Ep10: Coming Home)In this episode, Gaby fights with a nun over Carlos, Lynette tries to get daycare greenlit at the office formerly known as Stu's Place, Gaby tries to force her father to reconnect with her, and Bree deals with the aftermath of George's suicide.Summer and Christy discuss the etymology of the word penmanship, the "Quiet on the Set" Nickelodeon documentary, and rain on the Lane.Follow us on Tiktok and Instagram @wearegoingtotellMERCH!!!! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
2024-03-211h 19We're Going to Tell: A Desperate Housewives PodcastPat's Place and the Little Blue Bike of Retribution (Desperate Housewives, S2, Ep9: "That's Good, That's Bad")Susan uses brute force to reconnect with her dad, Gaby gets jealous of Carlos's friendship with a nun as a byproduct of his newfound interest in religion, Bree FINALLY realizes George is an evil psychopath who attempted to murder her therapist, and Lynette inadvertently flips the office upside-down!In this episode, Summer and Christy talk TV "economics," Ariana Grande, early 2000s games, and then they compose the Stu's Place theme song on-the-fly.Follow us on tiktok and instagram @wearegoingtotellOur merch is HERE!!!!FREE phone wallpapers
2024-03-131h 09We're Going to Tell: A Desperate Housewives PodcastStu of Stu's Place is Tazed and Confused (Desperate Housewives, S2, Ep7: The Sun Won't SetThis episode is.... chaotic.Susan learns a family secret at her mother's wedding, Bree finally dumps George, Gabby handles her grief with one of Carlos' prison friends, and Lynette teaches her twins about street safety.Summer and Christy talk ASL auditions, being working girls, and IRL neighborhood watch drama.FOLLOW US ON SOCIALS!!!!@wearegoingtotell Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
2024-03-061h 00We're Going to Tell: A Desperate Housewives PodcastTHE SHOCKING DISCOVERY OF THE MCU! (Desperate Housewives, S2, Ep7: Color and Light)In this episode, Susan and Karl rekindle their relationship, Gaby tries to squeeze into a tiny dress while pregnant, Lynette meets a fellow mother with terrible twins of her own, and Bree gets engaged to a clinical psychopath.Summer and Christy talk full-time jobs, the Spice Girls, nighttime in Los Angeles, the "MCU" and more.Follow us on tiktok and instagram @wearegoingtotellComing to Patreon: Christy's public Twitter beef with Liam Payne of 1 Direction fameVote for your favorite MCU spinoff on our instagram!
2024-02-271h 04We're Going to Tell: A Desperate Housewives PodcastPAUL YOUNG RETURNS! (Desperate Housewives, S2, EP6: I Wish I Could Forget You)In this episode, Paul Young returns to the Lane, much to the chagrin of Susan; Bree attempts a romantic getaway with George; Lynette buys a new suit; and Gaby deals with drama between her husband and Lawyer David.Summer and Christy talk the WICKED trailer, weddings, California rain, Reba McIntyre, Beyonce, and more!Follow us on tiktok and instagram @wearegoingtotellBUY OUR MERCH! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
2024-02-201h 00We're Going to Tell: A Desperate Housewives PodcastSusan Did A Bad Thing! (Desperate Housewives, S2 Ep5: They Ask Me Why I Believe In You)Lynette is forced to go drinking nightly with her concupiscent boss, Gaby runs into trouble when Carlos doesn't want David Bradley as his attorney, Susan wants to remain loyal to her booking agent despite his embezzlement scandal, and Bree learns, to her horror, that Rex thought she poisoned him-- and makes him posthumously pay for it!Christy educates Summer on the automobile industry and they talk Ben Savage's congressional campaign, long walks, and more!Merch is HERE!Join our FACEBOOK GROUP and chat with usGet your...
2024-02-1547 minWe're Going to Tell: A Desperate Housewives PodcastFisticuffs at the Fairview Swim Club (Desperate Housewives, S2, Ep4: My Heart Belongs to Daddy)In this episode, Gaby wants a conjugal visit, Susan FINDS Zach, Lynette struggles with Parker's imaginary friend Mrs. Mulberry, and Bree is essentially oblivious to the insane beef between Andrew and George.Summer and Christy talk successfully sneaking into events, new jobs, and their short-lived book club.Follow us on Tiktok and Instagram @wearegoingtotellMERCH is available HERE!Use code WEAREGOINGTOTELL on your next VitaClean purchase! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
2024-02-1049 minWe're Going to Tell: A Desperate Housewives PodcastThe Battle Hymn of Susan and Edie (Desperate Housewives, S2, Ep 3: You'll Never Get Away From Me)In this episode, Bree becomes the subject of an investigation, Susan is the green-eyed monster when Julie tries to do a church talent show with Edie, Lynette is a working woman (to her son's chagrin), and Gaby comes to a startling (disappointing) realization regarding John.Summer and Christy discuss bad gen Alpha kids and ghost scrolling, the legendary Vermont belly dancing chicken, the cultural and personal impact of 30 Rock, and more.FUTURE SPOILERS around the 51 minute mark for a few seconds!!!Follow us on Tiktok and Instagram @wearegoingtotell
2024-01-301h 00We're Going to Tell: A Desperate Housewives PodcastThe Rat and the Grieving Mother in Law (Desperate Housewives: S2, Ep2: You Could Drive A Person Crazy)Christy and Summer once again talk annoying kids and seeing the Jonas Brothers. Nothing new there,Bree is in a grieving standoff with Phyllis, Carlos gets beat up by an inmate, Tom is dirty, and Susan continues to self sabotage. FIRST MERCH DROP!!!https://were-going-to-tell.printify.me/ and PATREON IS LIVE!!Ya'll come back now, ya hear? Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
2024-01-2356 minWe're Going to Tell: A Desperate Housewives PodcastMike Delfino's Daddy Era (Desperate Housewives: S2, EP1: Next) Summer and Christy are recording together again... sorry. They talk airport struggles, annoying people, shower filters, and family dramas. Susan finds out Zach is really a Delfino, Bree reunites with her mother in law, Lynette is back on the job hunt, and Gabby photoshops her paternity test. follow us on instagram/tiktok for videos and update: @wearegoingtotellSUB THE PATREON!!! SUPER FUN CONTENT COMING Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
2024-01-1751 minWe're Going to Tell: A Desperate Housewives PodcastTHE SEASON FINALE featuring CODY KASCH! (Desperate Housewives, S1, Ep23: One Wonderful Day)SURPRISE 🫢In this special episode, Summer and Christy sit down with Cody Kasch, who played Zach Young on Desperate Housewives!!! We had the most amazing time hearing about his time on the show, getting his thoughts on the characters, and much more!Gaby testifies in court for(?) Carlos, Lynette is encouraged to go back to work while Tom decides to be a stay-at-home-dad, Susan is held hostage by Zach, Mike plans to kill Paul, Bree and Rex make amends with each other...and we finally learn THE TRUTH about Mary Alice and the who...
2024-01-121h 50We're Going to Tell: A Desperate Housewives PodcastCarlos Go To Jail Challenge (Desperate Housewives, S1, Ep22: Goodbye For Now)Happy New Year, Desperate Housewives Superfans/Little Criminals! We hope everyone had a wonderful holiday.In this episode, Felicia sends Paul Young away, Susan and Mike decide to move in together, Lynette tries to get Annabel moved to a different company, Gaby finds out Carlos is the one behind her birth control mishap, and Bree and Rex make a pact to be nice to each other.Summer and Christy talk the common cold, illegal taxidermy at castles in the woods, justice for the extremely minor characters in this show, and getting pulled over.
2024-01-021h 02We're Going to Tell: A Desperate Housewives PodcastZach Young's Long Nap (Desperate Housewives: S1, Ep21: Sunday in the Park with George)Bree is having an emotional affair with Pharmacist George, Gabby tells John she might be pregnant with his baby, Lynette and Tom are not banging, and Susan hires a crooked PI and gets answers. Back at the Young residence, Paul tranquilizes Zach for the good of Wisteria Lane, and Felicia kidnaps him. Summer and Christy discuss bad millennial parenting, losing your sparkle, the east coast leg of the karaoke tour, and bad New York City traffic. Follow us on tiktok and instagram!!! @wearegoingtotellHappy...
2023-12-2652 minWe're Going to Tell: A Desperate Housewives PodcastPaul Young's Daedalian Web of Lies (Desperate Housewives, S1, Ep20: Fear No More)Gaby is pregnant and angry, Lynette freaks out that Tom has re-employed his ex, Bree has secret friendship with her pharmacist, and Susan sticks her nose in Paul's business yet again.In this extra long episode, Summer and Christy discuss public displays of holiday cheer, airport debacles and the dangers of espresso martinis, delayed reactions, and much, much more.Episode recap starts around the 40 minute mark~Follow us on IG and Tiktok @wearegoingtotell!Merch coming January 1st!!! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for...
2023-12-191h 15We're Going to Tell: A Desperate Housewives PodcastRex Van De Kamp is an ALLY? (Desperate Housewives, S1, Ep19: Live Alone and Like It)Hey, Desperate Housewives Superfans/Little Criminals!In this episode: Lynette continues to discriminate against the elderly, homophobic Bree begs her son to convert to heterosexuality, Susan is forced on an awful double date with her mother, and Gaby finds creative ways to shop after Carlos cuts up her credit cards.Summer and Christy discuss misadventures at Universal studios, the perils of marrying rich, the etymology of the name Wendy and Lohanthony.Follow us on Tiktok and Instagram @wearegoingtotell!We don't sing "you're just a boy" in this...
2023-12-0648 minWe're Going to Tell: A Desperate Housewives PodcastCARLOS SUCKS!! (Desperate Housewives, S1: Ep 18: Children Will Listen)Kids are all the rage this episode. Carlos forces Gabby to sign a prenup and has been messing with her birth control, Lynette's kids get spanked, Bree visits Camp Hennessy, and Susan's mom comes to town.Christy and Summer talk CPK, being bicoastal, cottage cheese trauma, and bringing back the NO H8 campaign.Follow us on instagram and tiktok:@wearegoingtotell Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
2023-11-281h 09We're Going to Tell: A Desperate Housewives PodcastMama Solis Wakes Up! (Desperate Housewives, S1, Ep17: There Won't Be Trumpets)After Mama Solis dies, Gaby urges Carlos to be more responsible with his spending and go to jail. Meanwhile, Bree and Rex send their problem child away, Lynette meddles in the life of a Deaf woman, Susan gets a mysterious letter from Mike and takes another blue-collar lover.Summer and Christy predict Edie's birth chart and discuss rude neighbors, Latin traditions, human stupidity at Smuggler's Run, and going to your friend's bad comedy show.Follow us on tiktok and instagram @wearegoingtotell!Follow Mrs. Claus on tiktok @realmrsclaus! Hosted...
2023-11-2156 minWe're Going to Tell: A Desperate Housewives PodcastThe Scandal of Maisy Gibbons (Desperate Housewives, S1, Ep16: The Ladies Who Lunch)THE STRIKE IS OVER!!!Sad Sack Susan and Edie surreptitiously search Paul's home, Bree tries to get Maisy Gibbons to remove Rex's name from her little black book, Gaby and Carlos have no indoor plumbing, and Lynette worries when her twin sons face lice allegations.Christy and Summer talk wifi trouble, physical comedy, and their short stint as court jesters.Follow us on Tiktok: @wearegoingtotellpodInstagram: @wearegoingtotell Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
2023-11-1451 min
We're Going to Tell: A Desperate Housewives PodcastAndrew Van De Kamp is NOT Gay! (Desperate Housewives, S1, Ep15: Impossible)Lynette sabotages Tom's promotion, Bree asks John Rowland to destroy Danielle's fragile heart, Susan gets Mike arrested and learns of his checkered past, and Gaby is propositioned by a gay teenager.Christy and Summer discuss things to do (or not) in Los Angeles, the great state of Utah, manifesting money, and much more!This episode is dedicated to Matthew Perry. Rest in Peace.Follow us!Tiktok: @wearegoingtotellpodInstagram: @wearegoingtotellWe are in full support of the SAG-AFTRA strike and have been watching on...
2023-11-0840 minWe're Going to Tell: A Desperate Housewives PodcastGET OUTTA MY HOUSE! (Desperate Housewives, S1, Ep14: Love is in the Air)Happy Anniversary Wicked!Bree learns of Rex's twisted fantasies, Gaby impulsively gets a JOB!, Lynette feuds with Mrs. McCluskey over the little criminals, and Susan panics over hypothetical future children.Christy and Summer discuss cockroach disposal techniques, Halloween Horror Nights, having the spins, and of course, casting of Wicked the Musical using the Desperate Housewives characters.Follow us on Tiktok: @wearegoingtotellpodInstagram: @wearegoingtotellWe are in full support of the SAG-AFTRA strike and have been watching on DVDs. For more info go to sagaftra...
2023-11-0147 minWe're Going to Tell: A Desperate Housewives PodcastGeorge's Lethal Mix (Desperate Housewives, S1, Ep13: Your Fault)Bree moves forward with her divorce, Lynette has a misogynistic father in law, Gabby almost becomes Mrs. Solis Rowland, and Susan hates Zach Young but loves Paul. Christy and Summer talk Wicked (the usual), Disney 100 celebration, insomnia, and the autumnal equinox.Follow us on tiktok: @WeargoingtotellpodInstagram: @wearegoingtotell Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
2023-10-241h 06
We're Going to Tell: A Desperate Housewives PodcastRANSACKED! (Desperate Housewives: S1, Ep12: Every Day a Little Death)Hey everyone. Before we start this episode, we just wanted to say we know this is a very difficult time right now and we hold space for all those affected by the recent global tragedies and hope to provide a positive space for you all.The fate of Martha Huber is revealed to Fairview. Susan reluctantly (and guiltily) accompanies Edie to spread Mrs. Huber's ashes, Bree avoids any form of intimacy with George to his creepy chagrin, Lynette fakes her kid having cancer to get into yoga class, and Gaby DOESN'T WANT A BABY.
2023-10-1756 minWe're Going to Tell: A Desperate Housewives PodcastMike Loves Susan!!! (Desperate Housewives: S1, Ep11: Move On)WE'RE BACK, BABES!!!Wisteria Lane is finally searching for Martha Huber along with.... Felicia Tillman. Susan has a night out with Mike and Carl, Gabby gets a job, Lynette is threatened by her nanny, and Bree wants Rex dead. Summer and Christy recount Christy's trip to Australia and what a Kangaroo looks like, and Summer's underwater birthday party.Follow us on tiktok: @wearegoingtotellpodInstagram: @wearegoingtotellWe are in full support of the SAG AFTRA strike and have been watching on DVDs. For more info...
2023-10-101h 04
We're Going to Tell: A Desperate Housewives PodcastRex Van De Kamp is a VIRGO? (Desperate Housewives, S1, EP10: Come Back to Me)Lynette can't give up a modicum of control to Nanny Claire, Gaby scrambles to hide all of her personal possessions for fear of having her assets seized, Susan finds out Julie is harboring a fugitive, and Bree discovers that Rex has been having Maisy Gibbons fulfill his "needs."Summer and Christy discuss the Jonas Brothers (surprise, surprise), inconvenient carrot-hunting, accidental jump scares, and more.Follow us on IG: @wearegoingtotell and Tiktok: @wearegoingtotellpod Join us on Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/groups/129709223548750We are in full support of...
2023-09-1944 min
We're Going to Tell: A Desperate Housewives PodcastDressed to Maul (Desperate Housewives, S1, Ep9: Suspicious Minds)The Wisteria Lane charity fashion show is a huge deal. Gaby's affair gets exposed, Susan finds a way to make it about herself, Bree gets Andrew kicked off the swim team, and Lynette poaches a nanny.Christy and Summer discuss friendship bracelets, upcoming DWAB merch, and an exclusive performance that definitely has nothing to do with Wicked.Follow us on Tiktok @wearegoingtotellpod and Instagram @wearegoingtotellJoin us on Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/groups/129709223548750We are in full support of the SAG AFTRA strike and have been...
2023-09-1247 minWe're Going to Tell: A Desperate Housewives PodcastGood Riddance Miss Martha! (Desperate Housewives, S1, EP8: Guilty)Bree is covering up Andrew's hit and run, Lynette is having a nervous breakdown, Susan is in Mike's walls, and Gabby is still covering up the affair.. also Paul Young finally gets rid of that pesky Martha Huber.Christy and Summer talk about their time at Saddleranch in Weho and riding the bull, Beyonce, Doja cat, and more!!Follow us on tiktok: @wearegoingtotellpodinstagram: @wearegoingtotellJoin us on Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/groups/129709223548750We are in full support of the SAG AFTRA strike...
2023-09-061h 00We're Going to Tell: A Desperate Housewives PodcastHit Me With Your Best CAR (Desperate Housewives: S1, Ep7: Anything You Can Do)ICONIC EPISODE ALERT! Summer and Christy are reunited again recording in LA. They talk about meeting Jesse Metcalfe and Disneyland drama.Susan and Edie stalk Mike to Saddleranch, Gabby and John have their last hurrah, Lynnette is a pill junkie, and the Van De Kamp secret begins.Follow us on tiktok: @wearegoingtotellpodInstagram @WearegoingtotellJoin us in our Facebook group: https://www.facebook.com/groups/129709223548750/We are in full support of the SAG AFTRA strike and have been watching on DVDs. For more info go...
2023-08-3059 minWe're Going to Tell: A Desperate Housewives PodcastThe Genesis of Maisy Gibbons (Desperate Housewives: S1, Ep 6: Running to Stand Still)WE MET MARCIA CROSS!!! Hear all about our little adventure off of the great white way, Summer's improv show, and Christy's Jonas Brothers extravaganza. Gaby feeds her mother in law's gambling addiction, Lynette turns the PTA into a democracy, Susan goes on a stakeout, and Rex continues to disrespect Bree. Follow us on instagram: @WearegoingtotellTIKTOK: @WearegoingtotellpodWe are in full support of the SAG AFTRA strike and have been rewatching on DVDs. Please go to sagaftra.org for more information. Hosted on Acast. See...
2023-08-221h 16We're Going to Tell: A Desperate Housewives PodcastSister Wives of Wisteria Lane (Desperate Housewives: S1, Ep5: Come in, Stranger)Christy and Summer are recording in person for the first time and CHAOS ENSUES. Wisteria Lane has had a break in (spoiler: So did Christy) Lynette is trying to get her kids into private school, Bree is befriending creepy Zach, Gabby's affair is about to be uncovered by her mother in law, and Susan goes out with a cop. Follow us on Tiktok! @WearegoingtotellpodFollow us on instagram!: @wearegoingtotellWe are in full support of the SAG AFTRA strike and have been rewatching on DVDs. For more...
2023-08-151h 04We're Going to Tell: A Desperate Housewives PodcastMartha Huber is Enemy #1 (Desperate Housewives S1, Ep4: Who's That Woman?)Carlos starts to catch on to Gabby's illicit affairs, Martha Huber is blackmailing Susan, Lynette still can't catch a break, and Bree's kids are idiots. Christy and Summer give their best Australian accents for no reason, discuss the biggest Wisteria Lane gaslighter, and Martha Huber being Mince meat. Follow us on instagram: @WearegoingtotellFollow us on Tiktok: @WearegoingtotellpodWe are in support the SAG-AFTRA strike and have been rewatching on DVDs. For more info go to: https://www.sagaftrastrike.org/
2023-08-081h 05We're Going to Tell: A Desperate Housewives PodcastBree's PERFECT Dinner Party (Desperate Housewives, S1, Ep3: Pretty Little Picture)The Women of Wisteria Lane are having a dinner party and its.... something. Christy and Summer discuss Mike Delfino, Zach Young being a creep, time traveling, Tom and Lynette's wild ride, Sex in the City crack fic and MORE! Follow us on Instagram: @WearegoingtotellTiktok: @Wearegoingtotellpod Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
2023-08-011h 12We're Going to Tell: A Desperate Housewives PodcastRex Van De Kamp is a FEMINIST? (Desperate Housewives S1, Ep2: Ah, But Underneath)Christy and Summer discuss Season 1 Episode 2 Ah, But Underneath. Susan pursues Mike, Bree and Rex go to therapy, Gabby hides her affair, and Lynette still has terrible children. They discuss Women in Stem, Barbie's potential impact and which husband is the most feminist. Follow us on Socials!IG: WearegoingtotellTiktok: Wearegoingtotellpod Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
2023-07-261h 17We're Going to Tell: A Desperate Housewives PodcastThe Death of Mary Alice (Desperate Housewives S1, Ep1)Christy and Summer cackle their way through the groundbreaking pilot of Desperate Housewives. Their thoughts on their housewife sun moon and risings, Tom Scavo's breeding kink, Saddleranch Chop House, Posthumous fat shaming, and more. Follow us on instagram @Wearegoingtotell Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
2023-07-181h 13
Chase Your Stars Podcast43. How to add more - "YAY I'm going on VACAY!" - energy to your life.After a short hiatus, I'm back! I'm not 100% sure I'll be posting a new pod weekly like I was, but let's take it a step at a time, shall we? :)We're talking about important things today on episode #43. Like vacation vibes.I promised myself after my mother in law passed unexpectedly a year ago (it was a year this week!) that I would do all the things and say what I wanted to and live a happy life with NO regrets. It is too damn short.This week I'm talking about how to take advantage of the time we have ri...
2022-02-2429 min
Chase Your Stars Podcast32. Why I quit my job(!!), and how you can use your intuition to help you make tough decisions.It’s true.Yesterday was my last day as a Coach with Beachbody, and after 4 years of being a Beachbody Coach (and part of an MLM), and almost 11 years of fitness being my true passion, I’m not sure I've processed it all yet! However, if you have followed the podcast for a while, you know that I am all about figuring out who the most authentic version of Christy is... and this was one step I needed to make on that journey.In this episode I’m sharing why I quit, and the 3 tools that helped me know it was righ...
2021-10-0835 min
Chase Your Stars Podcast19. A "spiritual smorgasbord". My journey from cult-like religion to finding what works for me.This episode is a recap of how my views have changed from being a part of the Jehovah Witness religion with no option to think for myself, to going on a very interesting spiritual journey that I am most definitely still on. In true Christy fashion, I’m coming at you with situations I’ve been through personally, like how I realized I (seriously) had a "spirit" following me around! - and what I did about it. It gets weird, I'm just warning ya now. ;)✩✩✩✩✩✩✩✩✩✩✩✩✩✩If you are at the beginning of trying to figure out what you actually believe fro...
2021-07-0249 minChase Your Stars Podcast15. How my (easy) morning routine changed my world.Okay anti-morning people, I'm talking to you this week! :). If you ever find yourself rushing around in the morning, stressed to the max and swearing into your coffee (or at other drivers, oops!) then between you and me, I think integrating a morning routine into your life may extend your life span. Or at very least make you nicer to be around. ✩✩✩✩✩✩✩✩✩✩✩✩✩✩And just so you know, this comes with ZERO judgment from me. I learned my lessons in grouchiness the hard way and of course, I wanted to share what I came up with. My morning routine has been almo...
2021-06-0429 minChase Your Stars Podcast14. New to manifesting things into your life? Start here.We’re talking Manifesting 101 on today's episode. I promised you a little woo-woo on this podcast, so here are some more details on where to start as someone new to manifesting fabulous things into your life, on how I stay high vibe and happy, and what I’ve learned along the way.✩✩✩✩✩✩✩✩✩✩✩✩✩✩You'll also hear what has gotten in my way of attracting what I want into my life in the past, and I also talk about how you can manifest $100 extra dollars into your life this week. Yay! :)✩✩✩✩✩✩✩✩✩✩✩✩✩✩Thanks for rating, sharing, supporting the podcast, leaving positive rev...
2021-05-2841 minChase Your Stars Podcast13. Ditch the guilt, eat the treat.In episode 4 I talked about how to get your health and nutrition back on track, or kick off some new healthy habits. In this episode I take it a step further with talking about treats and food guilt. Cause, what's the point of having that delicious treat if you're beating yourself up the entire time and taking all the joy out of it? I also talk about what tools to use to see if you actually really want the treat, and when to cut back.✩✩✩✩✩✩✩✩✩✩✩✩✩✩I hope you enjoy it, and then you go get a treat. If you want one. ;)
2021-05-2134 minChase Your Stars Podcast12. What I'm learning about being unapologetically me.We need more pioneers in this world, that are willing to venture into new territory for everyone else. If it's something random or unheard of, isn't that a GOOD THING? This one goes out to my people who are listening that have a crazy idea but aren't wanting to rock the boat. And I'm doing my best sales job on helping you see the benefits of sharing your magic, even if you're the only one who thinks it's a good idea! For instance, I wasn't always a fan of the fanny pack, but I came arou...
2021-05-1431 minChase Your Stars Podcast12. Digging up the past: how I learned that relationships are directly tied into self-worth.If you are still single, are in a relationship that in your gut you know it has run it's course, or maybe have some crazy exes, there's a chance you'll enjoy this episode. :)I'm talking about being cheated on, why I called off my wedding with my ex a month before it happened, how I learned the hard way that the more I liked myself, the better my relationships got, and how I knew my hubs now was the one.Bonus: I also add in a short TEDtalk about voting on polls on my IG s...
2021-05-0747 minChase Your Stars Podcast11. 3 things I learned from living with a mentally ill Mom.Happy Episode 10! Yay! After the Jehovah's Witness episode, I had some questions about how it was living with my Mom, considering her condition AND since my Dad was a leader in the Kingdom Hall and my Mom was VERY against this religion. *dramaaaaa* I truthfully wasn't sure I wanted to go into too much detail about my relationship with my Mom, because although there were good times, there were also a lot of bad too. So, I decided to speak about it in a way that explains parts of our relationship, but in a way where I can s...
2021-04-3031 minChase Your Stars Podcast10. Who do you think you are? Questions to ask before chasing your stars.Surprise! It's Monday, and I felt super inspired to talk about this topic today, so here we are. Yay!In this episode I share with you some questions I asked myself, when I was trying to figure out who TF I am, and what I want from this life. We get so much feedback on how we should be, do, and act our entire lives, so how can you know who YOU REALLY ARE or WHAT YOU REALLY WANT if you don't do a little digging first? If you've felt like you're always changing to keep...
2021-04-2626 minChase Your Stars Podcast9. What do Britney Spears and fear have in common?Hubs says: they’re toxic. 😄. Okay I'll tell you off the bat, Britney does not have a lot to do with fear, but I start the podcast off with a story about MY fears, and she happens to be in it. (When you listen, it will all make sense. ☺️)In this episode you'll hear about how to feel the fear and do it anyway, we do a little bit of goal setting, and how little steps towards your goals can get you some momentum to where you want to be!This episode is so good if you have big dreams, or goals...
2021-04-2339 minChase Your Stars Podcast8. Why we really gotta stop should-ing on ourselves.I caught myself should-ing this week a whole bunch. (I LOVE to say should-ing, I can't help myself.)I actually think shoulds go much deeper than just a passing thought, so I'm talking about how to tackle shoulds for good (rhymed ;)) and sharing a couple personal stories to help show you how I've grown over the years. :)If you said the words "I should" followed by something that never actually happened over the last week, grab yourself a delish coffee and a snack, and come hang. 🥳. *The book I referred to in the episode was The Dark Side Of The Ligh...
2021-04-1626 minChase Your Stars Podcast7. The one where I never meditated because I was taught it was the devils work.How's that for a podcast title, eh? :)But seriously I was taught that if I didn't "stand guard" in my thoughts that I left room for demons to come in and inhabit my brain. Ahhh the joys of organized religion.Spoiler alert for this episode: Hasn't happened yet. Still batting 1000.Second spoiler alert: MEDITATION IS ACTUALLY A HUGE HELP FOR MY SANITY!If you've never been into meditating, are scared of it (so was i!), or are curious about it, come listen to today's episode!THANK YOU FOR BEING HERE...
2021-04-0923 minChase Your Stars Podcast6. How to turn feeling stuck, into opportunity.In this episode, I'm talking about how I used the craziness of 2020 to really chase my dreams in 2021. If you have felt "stuck" in the last year or so, this episode will remind you that you're not alone, and how to take what stuck gives you and use it as a gift.I really appreciate you being here!I publish new episodes every Friday so come back and check them out!Thanks for subscribing, and growing along with me and my pod. :)Please feel free to say hi over on Instagram a...
2021-04-0914 minChase Your Stars Podcast4. Need a health & fitness reboot? Don't give up the donut.Cause donuts are MY FAVE. So they're not going anywhere.In this episode I talk about my history with eating ZERO veggies for the first 20 years of my life, how I got into running/fitness (even though I used to duck out of gym class when running was involved), and how to eat healthy without having to ditch all the foods you love.This is a great episode for anyone who is trying to change their habits and create some healthy new ones!Thank you for being here! I release new ep...
2021-04-0836 minChase Your Stars Podcast3. Your HYPE GIRL is here!Sometimes you just need a little push in the right direction (or if you're feeling like you have no idea what's next for you: ANY direction!) to get started. If you have been soul searching, or if you kinda sorta know what you want to do next but you're in that creative void, listen to this episode! THANKS FOR BEING HERE! New podcast episodes are out every Friday, so come back and listen in.I appreciate you subscribing, and growing along with me and my pod. :)Please feel free to say hi...
2021-04-0825 minChase Your Stars Podcast2. Growing up as a Jehovah's Witness... more than just knocking on your door!If you've ever wanted to know more about the Jehovah's Witnesses, I'm sharing my experience of being raised in the religion and what happened afterwards, today on the podcast. I'll be talking about how it impacted my family's relationship, how I got onto the "blacklist" ;), and share a little encouragement with you from what I've learned from it all. Come hang!Thanks for listening in!I have a new episode up every Friday, so come back and check it out!I appreciate you subscribing, and growing along with me and my po...
2021-04-0832 minChase Your Stars Podcast1. How Christy was built, and the craziness that came with her.Hello Friends!Thanks for joining me on this crazy podcast journey! I am so FREAKING excited you are here.This episode is a bit of background on my life, and I touch on being raised as Jehovah's Witness (I also cover this in depth in another episode), being in a household with a Mother who is mentally ill, and how despite challenges in life, being resilient is possible (and NECESSARY!).I'm excited to share more with you! I'll be releasing new podcasts on Fridays, and hope you'll follow along!I appreciate y...
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