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Temporal Culture WarTemporal Culture WarGet GooeyOkay. There's a lot of cum talk in this one. But it's not our fault. Blame Season 1, Episode 22 of Enterprise "Vox Sola," and the week of May 1, 2002. This one is like a beautiful gift, wrapped in a big wet clump of saran wrap and snot.Here's that news report we talked about: https://youtu.be/QYbDcIyzP_o?si=Kw1OywsinAaUbHpgAlso regarding the Trees we talk about, Clayton was talking about Aspens.2025-07-291h 02Temporal Culture WarTemporal Culture WarPlanet GuantanamoThis week it's episode 21 of season 1: "Detained" and the week of April 24, 2002. We've got THREE weeks of "stuff" to cover this week. Which: turns out a lot! Anyway, Dean Stockwell is in this one, where we find out: not ALL Suliban are evil, you RACIST!Preorder Mattie's book, or come see her on book tour!Remember, it's T'Pol. Like "Polyamory."2025-07-151h 05Temporal Culture WarTemporal Culture WarPREVIEW: "Isaac and Ishmael"We watched the West Wing 9/11 episode. We did it. This way lies madness....on the Patreon!2025-07-0808 minTemporal Culture WarTemporal Culture WarHer Name is T'Pol. Her Name is T'Pol. Her Name is T'Pol.This week we're talking about Season 1, Episode 20 "Oasis," and the week of April 3, 2002. Odo is in this one! What else is happening in it? Well, not a lot. Also, are we in the end of "the long 2001"? Fingies crossed!Read Spencer Ackerman's "This Is The Beginning of The End of The 9/11 Era."Catch Mattie on book tour!2025-07-0153 minTemporal Culture WarTemporal Culture WarWorthless GoldThis week, Mattie and Clayton talk about episode 19 of season 1: "ACQUISITION" and the week of March 27, 2002. The news is a bummer but it's an incredible week at the cinema! And also: A good (?) episode (?) of Star Trek Enterprise (???????) Who thought this was even possible. Who could have IMAGINED in their wildest dreams! But despite one plot hole that drove Mattie over the edge: it's true! 2025-06-1751 minTemporal Culture WarTemporal Culture WarThe Least Dangerous GameThis week, we're talking season 1, episode 18 "Rogue Planet" and the week of March 20, 2001. The episode's a clunker but we get to talk about the "Ice Age" franchise and also FOX's celebrity boxing! 2025-06-0356 minTemporal Culture WarTemporal Culture WarPREVIEW: The Musketeer (2001)For our inaugural entry in 2001 canon of "huh, that movie came out?" we scoured the Internet for the most popular movie of September 7th, 2001, the last weekend before everything changed. This wire-fu retelling of the classic (?) swashbuckling tale of the French King's secret service detail should not have stunts this good, but that's what happens when you hire talent.Sitcoms with puppets are also discussed.Join our Patreon to hear the whole thing!2025-05-2707 minTemporal Culture WarTemporal Culture WarMy Mind to Your MindThis week, Clayton and Mattie watch episode 17 of season 1, "Fusion," and talk about February 27, 2001. Please enter our new and experimental mind meld. With your permission, of course! The news this week is: heavy! The episode is: Fine!You can support Clayton + his comrades here.2025-05-2054 minTemporal Culture WarTemporal Culture WarBottlepisode OneWhere could Enterprise S1E16 "Shuttlepod One" be taking place? Well, we find out, as well as what was going on in the culture the week of February 13, 2002. Pop in your DVD copy of Rollerball and settle in – who knows when rescue could come!2025-05-0641 minTemporal Culture WarTemporal Culture WarDO YOU HAVE SHRAN IN YOUR HEART?Shran fans rejoice! We discuss the season 1 episode "Shadows of P'Jem" and baby? Daddy (Shran) is home (in the episode!!!) Meanwhile in 2001, the New England Patriots and also their friend Bono are here to make us so mad for some reason.2025-04-1546 minTemporal Culture WarTemporal Culture WarBONUS PREVIEW: Galaxy QuestHead on over to our Patreon and listen to the whole thing! Just one dollar a month!We take a journey back to the heady days of the late 90s: Stuart Little and Santana are there, history has ended, and we're Blue (Da ba dee da ba di). Oh, and somehow a movie that got hacked to pieces in the edit ended up being one of the greatest spoof movies of all time: Galaxy Quest.2025-04-0806 minTemporal Culture WarTemporal Culture WarDon't Show Me the Targ. Please.This week, Mattie and Clayton talk about season 1 episode 14 "Sleeping Dogs," in which some Klingons...do something?? while their ship sinks into something or other. Meanwhile, in the year 2001, the "Real West Wing" airs.2025-04-0152 minTemporal Culture WarTemporal Culture WarThere Should Be a Directive for ThatThis week, Clayton and Mattie talk about culture the week of January 23, 2002 and S1E13: Dear Doctor. We talk about the madness that occurred over the holidays at the end of 2001 and into early 2002, and also a PHLOX! heavy ep of Enterprise. Let's go!2025-03-1850 minTemporal Culture WarTemporal Culture WarSilent ChewingThis week, Clayton and Mattie talk about culture the week of January 16, 2002 and S1E12: Silent Enemy. The crew is besieged by a mysterious and dangerous enemy, but more importantly they try to figure out Malcom's favorite food for some reason.Want to support the show? Toss us a couple bucks at temporalculturewar.com2025-03-0453 minTemporal Culture WarTemporal Culture WarPREVIEW: Star Trek: First Contact(Hey everyone we're BACK from our little hiatus (sorry) with a BONUS EPISODE and our NEW (cheap) Patreon! Head over to Temporalculturewar.com to hear the rest of this one –– we'll be doing a little bonus about once a month, just to defray the costs of hosting etc! )Clayton and Mattie have a nice time talking about 1996's Star Trek: First Contact, the sort of spiritual grandfather of the horrible show that we are subjecting ourselves to on the main feed. In keeping with the spirit of Temporal Culture War, we also discuss 1996, the spiritual grandfather of the...2025-02-1905 minTemporal Culture WarTemporal Culture WarTime is on Our SideWe delve into some beautiful Dreamcast commercials where planes crash into buildings, Also the Enterprise gang meets the most important man they'll ever met, and the TEMPORAL COLD WAR begins.Like the show? Check out our brand-new Patreon!2025-02-1849 minTemporal Culture WarTemporal Culture WarMore Like "UNfortunate Episode."Mattie and Clayton talk about Thanksgiving 2001 and the beautiful floats (and people) therein. They also dive into Enterprise S1E10, "Fortunate Son" and hang out with some space truckers who love to kidnap a screwed-up looking guy.2024-12-1046 minTemporal Culture WarTemporal Culture WarA Guy's Face Gets Ripped Off and That Was Cool At LeastMattie and Clayton dive into more of November 2001 and also Enterprise S1e9: "Civilization," yet another slog where they only try to figure out how to fix the damn show. I hope someone with access to time-travel technology is listening and can take our notes to Brannon Braga.2024-11-2646 minTemporal Culture WarTemporal Culture WarAngry All the TimeWe talk about S1E8: "Breaking the Ice" and also the deep evil of SHALLOW HAL.2024-11-1243 minTemporal Culture WarTemporal Culture WarIt's SHRANNING TIME with John deBaryWe are joined by Enterprise Aficionado (and also author and cocktail expert) John deBary to talk about the first (?) pretty good episode of Star Trek: Enterprise featuring our friend and yours, Shran. That's right folks, it's Season 1, Episode 7: "The Andorian Incident."The long-teased first appearance of Shran! It's Shran. Shran! Shran! Shran!2024-10-2952 minTemporal Culture WarTemporal Culture WarOh Say, Can You See?In 2001 America, everyone goes insane with patriotism. Meanwhile, aboard the Enterprise NX-01, they're on a dumb planet where everyone is a moron and nothing makes sense and they're eating turtles.2024-10-1550 minTemporal Culture WarTemporal Culture WarGet in the Wiggly Ship, TuckerA "quiet week" in American history in 2001, and a weirdly okay episode of Enterprise! They go to a wacky ship with kooky air and also maybe shag carpet and also Trip gets pregnant.2024-10-0142 minTemporal Culture WarTemporal Culture WarA remembrance of the non-canonical 9/11 West Wing episodeYes, that really happened. Also, we talk about Season 1, Episode 4: "Strange New World."2024-09-1750 minThe Worst of All Possible WorldsThe Worst of All Possible Worlds155 - Who Framed Roger Rabbit? (feat. Mattie Lubchansky)Mattie Lubchansky (Boys Weekend) and the lads hop in Benny the Cab and floor it to Toontown as they cover Robert Zemeckis’ seminal live-action/animated triumph: Who Framed Roger Rabbit? Topics include the perfect storm of the film’s creation, the meticulous production design, and the vital importance of venerating comedy that hits you like a piano to the head. Mattie Lubchansky: Twitter // Instagram // Patreon Boys Weekend: A hilarious trans-“final girl” horror graphic novel about a bachelor party gone very, very wrong. A witty, tender romp through the cosmic horror of being alive. Temporal Cul...2024-09-112h 30Temporal Culture WarTemporal Culture WarSCUBA is the "Cellar Door" of AcronymsSeason 1, Episode 3: "Fight or Flight."Enterprise actually manages to be worse this week, but we have a nice discussion about acronyms thanks to, what else, the Patriot Act.2024-09-0344 minTemporal Culture WarTemporal Culture War"Pilot"Clayton and Mattie set off on their Star Trek: Enterprise journey with the crew of the Enterprise NX-01. Captain Archer, the other guy. T'Pol. The other guy as well. And of course, who can forget: What's his name.2024-08-201h 43