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Off N Beat W/ Clint NelsonOff N Beat W/ Clint Nelson#337 - ASMR: "The Bum Chronicles" | June 1, 2025 | Off N Beat W/ Clint Nelson (Podcast)#asmr #reaction #fullepisode #nbaplayoffs #subscribe SUBSCRIBE to join a community of Sucking T****** Comedy Podcast on Spotify & All Platforms. Off N Beat W/ Clint Nelson is a Solo Podcast Full of Puns & Loves Podcasting. Come Subscribe & Join this unique Nonstop mind of thoughts. Enjoy! Timestamps Below: (0:00) Just Subscribe Dude! (0:50) "Bum Balls just smell different" (5:02) "My Boyfriend Got me Pregnant and Left" (Dave Ramsey Reaction) (8:58) NBA Playoff Update: "Knicks & T'Wolves are the SAME TEAM" (17:38) NHL Hockey Substance Abuse History & Playoffs (22:28) "Tropical Flavors are OVERRATED" (23:35) Cop Cam Vids are getting UNHINGED: "Moms leaving children in car to get...2025-06-022h 15Off N Beat W/ Clint NelsonOff N Beat W/ Clint Nelson#334 - "I HAVE A 790 F****** CREDIT SCORE" (Never Happy with Enough)#newepisode #entrepreneur #podcast #scam Subscribe to join a community of Sucking T****** Comedy Podcast on Spotify & All Platforms. Off N Beat W/ Clint Nelson is a Solo Unedited Podcast Full of Puns & Loves Podcasting. Come Subscribe & Join this unique Nonstop mind of thoughts. Enjoy! Timestamps Below: (0:00) Back From Hiatus (1:40) "I don't really have New Opinions" (4:30) Aaron Rodgers is Just EXAUSTING... (16:08) BTS of pre show incompetence (17:35) Consumerism: Deceptive Retail Tactics to TRICK customers (19:05) Clint Loses His S***!!(Raw Footage) (20:45) BACK to Consumerism (25:50) Day Trading Update! & SCAM Day Trading Content on YouTube Thoughts! (34:45) "Never Happy with Enough" (40:45) "i...2025-04-211h 12Off N Beat W/ Clint NelsonOff N Beat W/ Clint Nelson#316 - "Pussy Drains Power" | Joy Taylor & Skip Scandal EXPOSES WORKPLACE F******* Is EVERYWHERE Comedy Podcast on Spotify & All Platforms. Off N Beat W/ Clint Nelson is a Solo Unedited Podcast Full of Puns & Loves Podcasting. Come Subscribe & Join this unique Nonstop mind of thoughts. Enjoy! In Episode 316, Clint Speaks for Himself about: (0:00) Joy Taylor Exposes Workplace F****** is Everywhere (8:00) Sexually driven work enviornments (11:00) My 1st Job Experience W/ a Joy Taylor (14:27) Why this Lawsuit Matters..and who it effected. (18:50) "Uncomfortable Truth...Modern Workplaces don't care if your married" (24:49) Clint's Work Experiences involving "Love Triangles".https://youtu.be/MZ-IMGwmyFQ (click link to visit youtube channel, thanks)2025-01-0646 minOff N Beat W/ Clint NelsonOff N Beat W/ Clint Nelson#313 - "Runnin 30" | Why 2nd Chances are a WASTE of time..Comedy Podcast on Spotify & All Platforms. Off N Beat W/ Clint Nelson is a Solo Unedited Podcast Full of Puns & Loves Podcasting. Come Subscribe & Join this unique Nonstop mind of thoughts. Enjoy! In Episode 313, Clint Crowns himself about: (0:00) Why 2nd Chances are a waste of time.. (6:40) Intro (Subscribe, follow, etc) (7:20) Commercials avoiding saying "Merry Christmas" (9:40) Alex Eubank Criticism of Promoting Steroids (15:05) Sacrificing Morals for an Income (18:11) Clint's Out of Pocket Spongebob Theory (20:38) Artists selling us Scraps that didn't make their Album (24:32) Sabrina Carpenter Looks 14...and it admittedly brings discomfort (29:35) TV Idea: "Job Swap"- a knock off Wife...2024-12-2839 minOff N Beat W/ Clint NelsonOff N Beat W/ Clint Nelson#300 - "Generational Aging Obsession" | It's Okay to Look Your Age & Communication of Thought Comedy Podcast on Spotify & All Platforms. Off N Beat W/ Clint Nelson is a Solo Unedited Podcast Full of Puns & Loves Podcasting. Come Subscribe & Join this unique Nonstop mind of thoughts. Enjoy! In Episode 300, Clint Looks back on: (0:00) Milestone: Episode 300 ! Intro to the Pod. (1:10) Generational Aging Obsession (4:30) "Gen Z is Aging to Traumatic levels" (8:20) Appropriate Age Ranges to look as (9:50) Diddy is now on Suicide Watch..(Finally Arrested) (12:45) "I've aged gracefully over this podcast Lifespan" (15:45) Questionable things Clint has said On this Podcast! (16:40) Wine & Spirits meaning (17:13) "Communication of Thought is Lowest Form" (20:54) Mormons will sleep with their Mom's...2024-09-2857 minOff N Beat W/ Clint NelsonOff N Beat W/ Clint Nelson#299 - "Goodnight Cinderella" | Guys who Talk Dominant but have Fragile EgosComedy Podcast on Spotify & All Platforms. Off N Beat W/ Clint Nelson is a Solo Unedited Podcast Full of Puns & Loves Podcasting. Come Subscribe & Join this unique Nonstop mind of thoughts. Enjoy! In Episode 299, Clint Rambles about: (0:00) Intro to the Pod! (Like, Follow, Subscribe) (0:48) Brazil is DEADLY for the Passport Bros (6:58) "America is Ungrateful for our Great Athletes" (10:42) "Goodnight Cinderella" - millionaire tourist killer (14:15) Poppin Balloon Dating: "When you give ugly people power in the dating market" (18:59) Guys who "Talk Dominant" but have fragile egos. (25:55) the issue with america's "Melting pot" when finding your special someone (33:37) Meeting someone...2024-09-2059 minOff N Beat W/ Clint NelsonOff N Beat W/ Clint Nelson#296 - "Abuse Rationalizer" | i'm an observant guy, I'm Judging YOU All The Time..you should TOOComedy Podcast on Spotify & All Platforms. Off N Beat W/ Clint Nelson is a Solo Unedited Podcast Full of Puns & Loves Podcasting. Come Subscribe & Join this unique Nonstop mind of thoughts. Enjoy! In Episode 296, Clint Rolls the Hot Takes about: (0:00) a tattoo is like a kid (2:45) "On The Border & Tin Lizzy's " - Chain Mexican Restaurants (8:05) Looking back at ESPN "The Body Issue" (10:28) JFK thought: "imagine sitting with a loved one & getting their head blown off" (14:36) Intro to the Pod! (Like, Follow, Subscribe) (15:26) What is "Really" child cruelty? (17:05) payment plans for a PHONE CASE?! (18:39) abusive techniques to create "Alertness"...2024-09-0256 minOff N Beat W/ Clint NelsonOff N Beat W/ Clint Nelson#291 - "I Just Love Seeing You This Happy" | (POV) how it feels going back to workComedy Podcast on Spotify & All Platforms. Off N Beat W/ Clint Nelson is a Solo Unedited Podcast Full of Puns & Loves Podcasting. Come Subscribe & Join this unique Nonstop mind of thoughts. Enjoy! In Episode 291, Clint Goes ON and ON about: (0:00) Olympic Opening (1:01) Saudi Arabia "Neom" Sci Fi Strip (2:19) Cartel Leader Captured..for optics. (5:10) Impatience in Betting is My Kryptonite (8:20) Sinaloa Cartel "El Mayo" captured for Distraction? (9:55) Neom City Features (Saudi Arabia Project) (12:35) NBA Summer League exposes how we treat young men achieving their dreams. (14:43) Jordan Peterson New Online Courses to replace University. (15:50) RANT : Spam Text messages...2024-07-2758 minOff N Beat W/ Clint NelsonOff N Beat W/ Clint Nelson#254 - "After Dark W/ Clint" | brendan schaub of podcastingComedy Podcast on Spotify & all Platforms.Off N Beat W/ Clint Nelson is a Solo Unedited Podcast Full of Puns & Loves Podcasting. Come Subscribe & join this unique nonstop mind of thoughts. Enjoy!In Episode 254 , Clint Rambles about:(0:01) there's a bed behind me & Jewish Living under NYC(6:42) Intro to the Pod. (Subscribe, Like, Follow, etc)(8:24) I'm Committed(11:33) An Unwanted Freestyle(12:48) "Diamond in the Rough" Saying(13:36) #1 indicator of wealth(17:08) Belly Buttons & Shape Shifters(18:08) old people passing down wisdom(20:08) Steel Toe boots from a leg kick(22:37) "i'll be the Brendan Schaub of podcasting"(28:05) "The Cut" Internet Dating...2024-01-2551 minOff N Beat W/ Clint NelsonOff N Beat W/ Clint Nelson#247 - "Buffet Of Politics" | Setting Goals, Staying Authentic To Yourself, cereal cartoon orgy#comedy #podcast #politics #clint #fitnesslifestyle #goalsetting Don't forget to suck some TITTTIIEES!!!..Enjoy another Off the Rails edition of Off N Beat W/ Clint Nelson. In Episode 247, Clint Rambles About: (0:01) Jordan & Politics & Buffet's [opening monologue] (11:41) Intro to the Pod(Like, Follow, Subscribe) (13:38) New Years Goals (17:20) Staying Authentic to how you wanna attract an audience (21:40) Trend on Tik Tok to "Quit Your Job" (29:15) Integrity Is "Doing What's Right when No one Is Looking" (33:09) 2 jews walk into a bar jokes weren't real (35:35) watching old movies (38:36) grocery store advertisement's (41:08) masturbation will effect every aspect of ones life (44:56) "Tony the Tiger is...2024-01-0954 minOff N Beat W/ Clint NelsonOff N Beat W/ Clint Nelson#242 - "1st Podcast Residency" | Do you choose your Woman or your Mother?Don't forget to suck some TITTTIIEES!!!..Enjoy another Off the Rails edition of Off N Beat W/ Clint Nelson. In Episode 242, Clint Rambles about: (0:01) Recording in a closet next to a Mirror (2:55) Men With Low Testosterone can't eat Spicy food. (4:00) Intro to the Pod! (Follow, subscribe,etc.) (5:50) Ghost Drink of the Episode & Trauma Sensory with a specific "Drink". (7:32) Bad Pony Joke & More. (9:52) I want to have the "1st Podcast Residency" (12:22) "House" was too close to his Job.. (14:41) "Treat your body like a temple"..but it defies physics.(open talk thoughts) (17:55) Cardi B upset seeing Offset with a .."Thick"...2023-12-251h 01Off N Beat W/ Clint NelsonOff N Beat W/ Clint Nelson#240 - "Law Of Attraction W/ Leaked Sources" | dudes that smell like females wanna try you the mostDon't forget to suck some TITTTIIEES!!!..Enjoy another Off the Rails edition of Off N Beat W/ Clint Nelson.In Episode 240, Clint Rambles about:(0:01) At WAR with the GHOST (energy drink) (2:47) Intro to the Pod ( follow, subscribe, etc) (3:28) Shohei Ohtani Deferred payment strategy (5:04) if R Kelly wasn't in jail (6:07) Singing on Airplanes (9:27) "i wish a mf would try me today" (10:45) dudes that smell like a female (13:20) "Trapped in the Closet" is an absurd Creation (17:00) paying for stupid shit for your kids..but you have to do it. (19:01) Dhar Mann Facebook Peak (22:48) Communicating with Socially Awkward people is my...2023-12-1753 minOff N Beat W/ Clint NelsonOff N Beat W/ Clint Nelson#229 - "Viral 28" | Birthdays Are Excuses To Do S*** You Can't Afford & Who Should Pay?Don't forget to suck some TITTTIIEES!!!..Enjoy another Off the Rails edition of Off N Beat W/ Clint Nelson.In Episode 229, Clint Rambles about:(0:01) Look at The Hat...New merch for the show? (2:36) Happy 28th to Clint (3:53) Intro to the Pod ( Don't forget to subscribe, Follow the pod.etc.) (5:35) I'm 28 Now!! 10,000 hours on this pod. (7:42) "been a pretty hard time" (8:45) Reflecting when i started the podcast..Whats really changed? (11:04) am i cool with life? (11:59) Narcissism with our birthdays.. (12:54) "you're celebrating a day..you put no effort in" (14:48) Cheesecake Factory "is not a real date" Lady Thoughts (19:19) "Birthdays are...2023-10-2357 minOff N Beat W/ Clint NelsonOff N Beat W/ Clint Nelson#228 - "Officially Dead Inside" | I'm A High Earner Now...TechnicallyDon't forget to suck some TITTTIIEES!!!..Enjoy another Off the Rails edition of Off N Beat W/ Clint Nelson.In Episode 228, Clint Rambles about:(0:01) I got the job.."im a high earner now" (3:18) Prime Logan Paul Pre Fight Mic Drop on the head (4:57) Intro to the pod (5:54) "if he can do it..anyone can do it"..backhanded compliments (7:10) Dress to impress (10:18) Justin Bieber, Odell Beckham, & Trey Songs "Sus" video circulating on the internet. (16:00) "Broke Boy Talking Time & Value" - Top 75th percentile of earners (18:02) nothing involving money is accidental. (21:18) Certificates make idiots..certified idiots (23:18) Oxycontin Epidemic was heavily...2023-10-1955 minOff N Beat W/ Clint NelsonOff N Beat W/ Clint Nelson#227 - "Weird Underwhelming Flex" | Comedy Podcast Talk & No one Cares about your "Come UP"Don't forget to suck some TITTTIIEES!!!..Enjoy another Off the Rails edition of Off N Beat W/ Clint Nelson.In Episode 227, Clint Rambles about:(0:01) Motherly Love Turning into Brother Love (1:45) "Wetter than a kitty pool"..Weird underwhelming flex (2:45) Intro the pod (3:42) Telling the world you wanna "live off the grid" (5:08) Live Streamers aren't great at gaming (6:13) "I feel like a priest rn" (7:00) would drake let adonis go over to michael jacksons house? (8:29) no one cares about your "come up" (10:19) Sneaky Link Etiquette (11:28) Comedians who say they don't get enough recognition (13:02) Comedy podcast talk (14:38) Hasan Minhaj Lying controversy..why...2023-10-1656 minOff N Beat W/ Clint NelsonOff N Beat W/ Clint Nelson#226 - "Petty Boys V.S. Podcast Boys" | Tom Segura Hates Us Poor PeopleDon't forget to suck some TITTTIIEES!!!..Enjoy another Off the Rails edition of Off N Beat W/ Clint Nelson.In Episode 226, Clint Rambles about:(0:01) Tom Segura Rant on Poor people (5:08) Your Mom's House Podcast Full Of Ads (6:58) "Successful" people believe They solved Life. (11:25) Intro to the pod. (14:03) "For All The Dogs" by Drake Reaction ( on 1st listen) Was it worth the hype?..Has he lost touch?..is criticism of album fair? (21:45) Theory: Drake is too Desensitized to ever get the "Old Drake". (24:45) "Sardines" can't be on Rap Song..especially a J Cole One" (27:00) Is a Drake Album Drop...2023-10-1359 minOff N Beat W/ Clint NelsonOff N Beat W/ Clint Nelson#225 - "The Interview" | Concerns of Taking On More Responsibility & PayDon't forget to suck some TITTTIIEES!!!..Enjoy another Off the Rails edition of Off N Beat W/ Clint Nelson. In Episode 225, Clint Rambles about: (0:01) "Cat is out of the bag" ..age is just a number (1:35) Drake...why? (3:46) Santa Claus Countdown (4:28) Intro to the pod (5:34) I Interviewed for a "Good Job" for once (Life update) Full backstory (8:41) Interviews expose what they really think of you (12:35) concerns of taking a job with more pay & responsibility (18:30) My 1st job at McDonalds..(manager was active in dumpster area) (21:25) Gambling NFL Update..(not great) (23:25) Dunkin would be a lifetime free sponsor for the podcast (26:14) Positive...2023-10-091h 01Off N Beat W/ Clint NelsonOff N Beat W/ Clint Nelson#224 - "The Quiet One" | Confidence & Insecurity Starts With the YouthDon't forget to suck some TITTTIIEES!!!..Enjoy another Off the Rails edition of Off N Beat W/ Clint Nelson.In Episode 224, Clint Rambles about:(0:01) Deep Voice Seduction (Bill Clinton accidental voice) (2:04) intro to the pod (3:20) i'm like a puppy.. (3:58) watching football motivates us (6:52) the bee stinging myth & losing a tooth myth (9:32) confidence & insecurity starts with the youth (16:45) Girls can't cook... (18:58) Red Flags are obvious (21:45) Gyros & Greek Gods (24:35) Organized groups Who Take advantage of Desperation (26:11) "Unfiltrd" Podcast (wanna be fresh & fit) (29:05) The Hosts get no b***** in real life. (34:06) "The thing you hate most about others...2023-10-0653 minOff N Beat W/ Clint NelsonOff N Beat W/ Clint Nelson#223 - "Yolked Angel Of Mine" & I have a Kitten NowDon't forget to suck some TITTTIIEES!!!..Enjoy another Off the Rails edition of Off N Beat W/ Clint Nelson.In Episode 223, Clint Rambles about:(0:01) lookin "Yolked" (1:02) Intro to the pod (2:20) Toy Story Broadcast of NFL Game..why? (5:48) bundle with state farm (6:34) "i have a legit kitten" (life update) (12:34) a tea bag is like a tampon (14:10) "Time is all we have"... (16:14) Angel of mine by Monica..& i'm like a free bird.. (18:20) "HotLanta" (22:54) Bootyhole is like "Tang" (26:05) CPS: "So why did you try to drown your kid?" (29:35) Jury Duty is not "for the people" (34:05) Converting to..believe...2023-10-0358 minOff N Beat W/ Clint NelsonOff N Beat W/ Clint Nelson#222 - "Sticky Booty Bandit" & It's Time to Quit Your JobDon't forget to suck some TITTTIIEES!!!..Enjoy another Off the Rails edition of Off N Beat W/ Clint Nelson.In Episode 222, Clint Rambles about:(0:01) "Booty Bandit" (3:43) Intro to the pod (5:01) cats are not daughters (7:41) Thinking about your own life & growth.. (8:41) NFL Gambling is harder than it looks.. (15:02) Breaking the "Everyday Cycle" & seats that smush your crotch (18:45) Nick Bare is motivational..and can hold a f****** camera while running (23:42) Having my Lovely Lady on the pod in the near future. (25:57) Holidays & Birthdays are NOT an all month affair.. (28:41) Seth Mcfarlane supposedly was supposed to be on 9/11 flights... (34:10) culture of "...2023-09-2946 minOff N Beat W/ Clint NelsonOff N Beat W/ Clint Nelson#221 - Travis Kelce & I Have Something in Common... & "I Am a Narcissist"Don't forget to suck some TITTTIIEES!!!..Enjoy another Off the Rails edition of Off N Beat W/ Clint Nelson.In Episode 221, Clint Rambles about:(0:01) Travis Kelce & I have something in common... (3:03) Intro to the Pod (3:41) Taylor Swift took over NFL Sunday (5:54) Podcast is growing..Goal for end of year! (7:44) "I am a Narcissist".. (17:02) Homeless may be your best option (18:50) Empathy & entitlement given towards "Dreamers" (24:30) Obsession with our own "Story". (27:14) weird people who call non people "sexy" (28:28) helping a guy getting out of dysfunctonal relationship (34:10) cats are like women (38:01) "Is time really flying by..or.." (fake...2023-09-2756 minOff N Beat W/ Clint NelsonOff N Beat W/ Clint Nelson#220 - Kast Media Fudging over the Podcast Industry & Remy Ma being STRIPPED DOWN in Rap BATTLE!!Don't forget to suck some TITTTIIEES!!!..Enjoy another Off the Rails edition of Off N Beat W/ Clint Nelson. In Episode 220, Clint Rambles about: (0:01) failing at commitment (1:37) Intro to the pod (2:14) archives like howard stern (2:58) Kast Media being exposed by theo von & other comedians, podcasters. (6:46) what do they actually do for podcasts? (9:30) why they didn't pay podcasters (14:54) it's hard to say no to these podcasting deals when it's best you can do at time. (16:30) Sukihana sold her soul to the devil (19:28) Remy Ma & Papoose Love story has been exposed...in rap battle? (29:40) When to start Disciplining your kid? When is...2023-09-2556 minOff N Beat W/ Clint NelsonOff N Beat W/ Clint Nelson#219 - SZA Put Your Dick on SNOOZE & Being Poor has it's BenefitsDon't forget to suck some TITTTIIEES!!!..Enjoy another Off the Rails edition of Off N Beat W/ Clint Nelson. In Episode 219, Clint Rambles about: (0:01) SZA put your Dick in 3rd place...barely (1:51) Intro to the pod (2:22) having a "childish spirit" (7:31) Police cam catching mom drowning her kid in bathtub (11:31) speculation if Ghosts are real (16:38) being poor has its benefits (18:44) should i compete in natural bodybuilding? (20:20) taking molly with a holly (fentanyl billboard signs) (24:18) taking her to the fair (25:14) what if your girlfriend benches more than you? (26:17) Teyana Taylor & Iman Shumpert Divorce (29:37) Hugh Jackman (wolverine) Divorce (32:50) Chris Evans Age...2023-09-2255 minOff N Beat W/ Clint NelsonOff N Beat W/ Clint Nelson#218 - Colorado Football Loves Illegal Streaming & Old People Stuck Working Makes a Young man ThinkDon't forget to suck some TITTTIIEES!!!..Enjoy another Off the Rails edition of Off N Beat W/ Clint Nelson. Don't forget to follow the pod on spotify, apple, or wherever you listen. enjoy.In Episode 218, Clint Rambles about:(0:01) disrespecting the ladies ph balance (1:02) Intro to the pod (1:32) Colorado football & Deion Sanders are taking over Illegal Streaming. (4:22) Energy being Drained (5:20) (Clint observation ) Older people stuck at "Work".. (9:42) Santa Claus won't pay my child support. (12:22) You gotta build a good foundation... (14:00) Fitness tests for new parents to keep their children. (17:02) Spotify will buy my podcast.. (17:50) Spiritual manisfestation (22:47...2023-09-201h 01Off N Beat W/ Clint NelsonOff N Beat W/ Clint Nelson#217 - Puns Get The Buns (Alien VS Child Predator)Don't forget to suck some TITTTIIEES!!!..Enjoy another Off the Rails edition of Off N Beat W/ Clint Nelson. In Episode 217, Clint Rambles about: aliens vs child predators, Corn is just 2 (or more) people having fun, reach as an "incfluencer", nelly & ashanti finally figured out "Whats luv", puns get the buns, Phd's vs Phatties, Amityville Horror wasn't possessed, naming your aborted child jasmine, be stressed to be blessed, "i've always wanted to be fed graham crackers", steve harvey marriage troubles, The "i outgrew them" person, pegasus, can animals crossbreed, a failed freestyle attempt from the boy, dogs get worst treatment...2023-09-151h 02Off N Beat W/ Clint NelsonOff N Beat W/ Clint Nelson#216 - As The World Flips..Flat Earthers ExistDon't forget to suck some TITTTIIEES!!!..Enjoy another Off the Rails edition of Off N Beat W/ Clint Nelson.In Episode 216, Clint Rambles about:(0:01) Cold Open: Debunking Flat Earthers. "As the World..Flips?"... + Television foreshadowing future.(3:48) Intro to the pod(5:02) "When i see a hole..i play Whack a mole" (finding holes in your pants)(6:42) T Shirts Have a high body count..buying people are cheaper nowadays.(8:33) "Dude ...wheres my car?" + making "moves".(10:18) Homeless people hate our advances to their living + hygiene(14:04) Recording homeless people for your YouTube Video to profit is..kinda odd(18:35) Wrestling is...2023-09-1158 minOff N Beat W/ Clint NelsonOff N Beat W/ Clint Nelson#215 - For All The Dogs...Cats Don't Have Hips (Prostitution should be Legal)Don't forget to suck some TITTTIIEES!!!..Enjoy another edition of Off N Beat W/ Clint Nelson. In Episode 215, Clint Rambles about: (0:01)selling bath salts to mormons , allys in alleys getting drugs, (2:23) intro to the pod (4:18) blackmailing dunkin donuts for a sponsorship (4:48) how a "view" on twitter differs from youtube (6:56) google alerts lied about "For All The Dogs" by Drake. (11:01) greek philosophy is..ego driven?... (15:08) "Drake is our great philosopher of our time".. (21:45) First drafts aren't supposed to suck if it's actually good (25:41) Trump Indictments..does it really matter at this point? (36:23) Prostitution..it should be legal.. & more!if you enjoyed...2023-09-081h 04Off N Beat W/ Clint NelsonOff N Beat W/ Clint Nelson#214 - Tuesdays W/ Stories (i'm a proud TUESGAY)Don't forget to suck some TITTTIIEES!!!..Enjoy another edition of Off N Beat W/ Clint Nelson. In Episode 214, Clint Rambles about: (0:00) Opening monologue: being a "natty" guy with no enhancers, fuckboy hurts my feelings (3:18) Intro to the pod (4:07) I'm a Tuesgay (mark normand & joe list fan) (5:19) Streaming has turned into cable...Newsroom tv show thoughts (12:28) my dream podcast..(Tuesday W/ Stories type) (14:29) being intimidating (16:03) people who work out with their socks (20:03) funny guys are insecure...(can't make this shit up) (22:45) Consuming podcasts..to do a podcast..is entertainment nonsense? (29:19) living a minimal lifestyle has a cost.. (33:31) spiritual coaches be like.. (36:28...2023-09-041h 00Off N Beat W/ Clint NelsonOff N Beat W/ Clint Nelson#213 - Zaddy 101Don't forget to suck some TITTTIIEES!!!..Enjoy another edition of Off N Beat W/ Clint Nelson. Enjoy! In Episode 213, Clint Rambles about: being called a "zaddy", baseball coaches don't matter, Pay Disparity in a workplace, jobs & their so called "great opportunity", Ike Turner was on to something.., clint punishing his future child by putting back the Danimals, the georgia woman who tried to murder her husband by going on vacation to the bahamas, us adults should recieve the child support that is due!!!, Clint's 3 P's(prizepicks, p***, podcasting), gambling on your phone is manipulative, Dave Portnoy buying Barstool back & the...2023-08-311h 02Off N Beat W/ Clint NelsonOff N Beat W/ Clint Nelson#212 - Plant Me (Pod) Industry..I'm a Pretty, Quirky, Awkward White Boy (Drake..ur invited)Don't forget to suck some TITTTIIEES!!!..Enjoy another edition of Off N Beat W/ Clint Nelson. Enjoy! In Episode 212, Clint Rambles about: Without a Paddle, Life Insurance is Killin us, general life philosophy books, is Bobbi Althoff the 1st podcast industry plant?, "Quirky" & "Awkward" fake personalities in podcasting, women talking about how men are really "Feeling", crossfit athletes cant ride a bike...literally, the way we as men are talked about speaks volumes, "I don't recognize who he is anymore"..no shit, unhealthy to "Have it all?", Logan Vs Jake Paul fight about being brothers involving business, Bryce Hall doing...2023-08-291h 00Off N Beat W/ Clint NelsonOff N Beat W/ Clint Nelson#211 - I Am DelusionalDon't forget to suck some TITTTIIEES!!!..Enjoy another edition of Off N Beat W/ Clint Nelson. Enjoy! In Episode 211, Clint Rambles about: the attraction of delusional, "what are your macros?" guy, doing 200 hrs of life on the podcast, ufo whistleblowers in congress, wildfire conspiracy, "we've only seen 3% of the ocean"..,lawyer advertisements on radio, representing yourself in court should be promoted, dreams becoming transitional reality, podcasting causing awkward conversations, drake told you not to fuck with chubbs, spring breakers parking in your 3 million dollar house driveway, & living off the grid is not you.Click Link Below to leave a thumbs...2023-08-241h 02Off N Beat W/ Clint NelsonOff N Beat W/ Clint Nelson#210 - Small Booty With The Cheetah TattooDon't forget to suck some TITTTIIEES!!!..Enjoy another edition of Off N Beat W/ Clint Nelson. Enjoy! In Episode 210, Clint Rambles about: (0:01) Escalators at Braves Game (2:00) Girls with small booty & cheetah tattoo (4:28) New Pod. every mon - wed - fri (5:28) Clint's Full experience at Braves V.S Angels game. from the food prices, in between inning experience, etc. (13:11) Lizzo Accusations Reaction (16:13) Nothings by accident...right? (jesus thoughts) (21:33) Soft White Underbelly: Doug the Bodybuilder (27:40) The "Doin Too Much" at work guy. (RANT Alert) (39:00) Being shit on for being a "Try Hard" or "Overachiever" (45:14) Jimmy Neutron as a .."kink fetish" (49:45) My Hypothetical...2023-08-211h 01Off N Beat W/ Clint NelsonOff N Beat W/ Clint Nelson#209 - Pre-Workout Dream PumpDon't forget to suck some TITTTIIEES!!!..Enjoy another edition of Off N Beat W/ Clint Nelson. Enjoy! In Episode 209, Clint Rambles About: I was on my BS this episode.Too much to make time stamps today. I got work in a few hours.Thank you.Click link below to subscribe to the youtube channel & leave a thumbs up. Thankshttps://youtu.be/FzhA8ubOSmw2023-08-181h 03Off N Beat W/ Clint NelsonOff N Beat W/ Clint Nelson#208 - You Will Stick it in the Wrong HoleOff N Beat W/ Clint Nelson. (Podcast) Go follow on Spotify or Apple Podcasts. Enjoy! In Episode 208, Clint Rambles about: (0:01) pull the lana plug (adam 22 wife) (0:58) Intro to the pod. (2:00) I'm going bear mode (3:18) you will stick it in the wrong hole. (sex education in USA) (10:00) Genie from Aladdin is..."Top Heavy" (12:08) are we really...adaptable as we think? (15:00) Titanic: " Jack should've kicked her ass in the water".."Rose didn't really love him" (17:43) Titties are Round..& keep you around (20:03) Bodybuilding & MMA cause soft dicks. (21:45) young guy at work finding out at work a girl was a guy...hard to tell...2023-08-141h 03Off N Beat W/ Clint NelsonOff N Beat W/ Clint Nelson#207 - [APT] Alcohol, Podcasting, Training | "You should not drink Alcohol until your Successful"Don't forget to suck some TITTTIEES!! Clint is back, sucking more titties than ever. Enjoy! (Recorded on July 5, 2023) In Episode 207, Clint Rambles about: (0:01) Andrew Tate: "You should not drink alcohol until your successful".. (4:02) Intro to the Pod. Follow Off N Beat W/ Clint Nelson on Spotify or Apple Podcasts. (6:00) "I actually like squatting"..is that a sus statement? (7:08) Personal trainers who are on their phones during sessions. (17:30) Passion is BS..(according to a video I saw) (24:58) Red Roof Inn has good deals... (26:04) Housekeepers went on strike. (29:04) Being a drunk 4 yr old on Chocolate Vodka. (30:00) Alcohol shouldn't be hidden from the...2023-08-121h 01Off N Beat W/ Clint NelsonOff N Beat W/ Clint Nelson#206 - Fake Flexibility | "Women are just Financial Plans" , "Pursuit does not = Entitlement"Clint is back with another Fluid addition of the "Off N Beat W/ Clint Nelson" Podcast. Enjoy! Go follow the show on spotify or apple podcasts.In Episode 207, Clint Rambles about: (0:28) Bible Thumper Ruslan KD response to Killer Mike.(4:15) Intro to the Pod.(5:35) harvard study on "What makes people happy?"(6:48)"I want a little Thor" blaming having children for your lack of competence(9:42) i've been looking into real estate...financing is not normal(12:12) going through your partners phone(13:52) "if you can kick someone in the face..."(14:10) Fake Flexibility(16:37) Faux Fur + Cardi B & Offset more drama(18:30) Artists okay just dropping music...2023-08-0946 minOff N Beat W/ Clint NelsonOff N Beat W/ Clint Nelson#205 - Next Level Mourning | "The Flash is dramatic & corny" + Marilyn Monroe is breast chickenAfter brief hiatus Clint is back . Enjoy this edition of Off N Beat W/ Clint Nelson Podcast. Go follow the show on Spotify or Apple Podcasts In Episode 205, Clint Rambles about: (0:01) "Next Level Mourning" T'shirt guy. (1:55) The CW makes the most dramatic, corniest, predictable stuff. (5:38) Clint's Bill Clinton impression. + Reviewing "the incident" (10:29) how do artists biggest songs be "Re-made" but they profit? (11:27) Marilyn Monroe was the biggest prostitute of her time.what was her appeal? (13:52) Marilyn Monroe would be working at Wendy's today. (17:38) mega church preacher speech. (18:45) Jesus in Fitness YouTube. (22:02) Dealing with a Jehovah's Witness... (26:22) Revisiting the Jitterbug Phone (28:32...2023-08-0753 minOff N Beat W/ Clint NelsonOff N Beat W/ Clint Nelson#204 -Tongue N Cheek | "Lets just say..she can float on my noodle" [Ocean Gate Exposes Poor People]Welcome back to another Cheeky Edition of the Off N Beat W/ Clint Nelson Podcast. Enjoy! In Episode 204, Clint Rambles about: (0:01) The Pool Lady who was showing the "Cheeks" in front of a group of teens in my Neighborhood. (4:28) Intro to the Pod! (5:33) Ocean Gate Tragedy ( Titanic Expedition). Rich people deserve no empathy when they die i guess. Situation exposes real human nature.(20:30) Under the Sea Voodoo Ghosts reminds me of Scooby Doo!! (22:52) "The Wife of 2 Passengers have died"...Wait What?!! (25:12) Virgin Company launching a "Go to space" mission for $450,000 ...KIngs of timing. (28:00) Shannon Sharpe leaving Undisputed..my hypothesis on...2023-07-1052 minOff N Beat W/ Clint NelsonOff N Beat W/ Clint Nelson#203 -"Fuck it.. Put it in the Bucket" | Needing a "Reset" in Life#lifelessons #makingmoney #podcasts #reset #zion Clint is back contemplating more about life in this short but potent edition of "Off N Beat" W/ Clint Nelson Podcast. Enjoy! In Episode 203, Clint Rambles about: (0:22) intro to the pod ( subscribe & follow the pod on all apps) (1:06) "F... It..Put it in the bucket" (Needing a Reset in Life) (3:16) is making all this "Extra money" really worth it? (4:55) the having a girlfriend theory. (7:55) Kimberly's getting abortions at an all time high. (10:00) Do "Incels" get a bad rap? (12:08) Fascination of the Zion Williamson Personal Baby Mama Situation.. (16:10) Logan Paul & KSI are not the...founders of...2023-07-1021 minOff N Beat W/ Clint NelsonOff N Beat W/ Clint Nelson#202- Socially Awkward Is Social Truth | "Mario Rios Taking over Fitness YouTube" #social #awkward #fitnessmodel Sorry for the brief absence , Clint is back thottier than a pop tart in this (drunken) edition of Off N Beat W/ Clint Nelson Podcast. Enjoy! In Episode 202, Clint Rambles about: (0:01) Socially Awkward is the social truth. (3:10) Intro to the Pod. (Subscribe & Follow on Spotify or wherever you listen. (5:23) Mario Rios taking over Youtube. (10:00) 8 ft alien in your backyard (conspiracy time) (13:56) "Cheesecake Factory was $104 before tip.." (broke boy talk) (18:38) unplanned pregnancies are neccesary (19:48) ja morant suspended 25 games (21:38) Starbucks taking down their pride month flags (23:18) Jordan Peterson on Assisted... (25:58) Drinking as a vice is nice.If you enjoyed...2023-07-1029 minOff N Beat W/ Clint NelsonOff N Beat W/ Clint Nelson#201 - "Preparation Poops Podcasts" (PPP) | Marcellus Wiley Covers "The Real", I'm Mark Normand Welcome back to another "Uh Oh" edition of the Off N Beat W/ Clint Nelson Podcast. Enjoy! In Episode 201, Clint Rambles about: Marcellus Wiley covering the real uncomfortable stories in his podcast. (Trevor Bauer New Allegations). Preparation In Podcasts, Mark Normand Is Like Me, Adam Sandler is the Drake of Acting, "Male R&B is Dead" According to Summer Walker, Home Depot Girl goin Viral for ..."laying the wood" on only fans girls, being constantly reminded you're a physical specimen never gets old at jets pizza, Chris D'Elia on Rick Glassman's "Take Your Shoes Off"...2023-06-2348 minOff N Beat W/ Clint NelsonOff N Beat W/ Clint Nelson#200 -"Slim Gym Bro" | Men Would Rather Start a Podcast Than go to Therapy & Alcoholism In Comedy Clint is back coping with a few things..still..in this Hour Long edition of Off N Beat W/ Clint Nelson Podcast. Enjoy! In Episode 200, Clint Rambles about: (0:01) "I'm a Slim Gym Bro" (0:28) Intro to the pod. (Don't forget to follow the pod on spotify & Subscribe to the channel) (1:06) "Just Go to Therapy"..Therapy is more detrimental than it is productive. (7:54) "Men Would rather start a podcast than go to therapy". ..Well lets talk about why that is. (15:40) (real talk)Talking about your problems does absolutely nothing. (22:00) Normalization of Alcoholism in Comedy. (Bert Kreischer Example) (29:05) Drinking becoming more shamed instead...2023-06-151h 03Off N Beat W/ Clint NelsonOff N Beat W/ Clint Nelson#199 -"Pickleball Pregnancy" | ESPN Now Has Pickleball & Al Pacino Pregnancy Triggers the Morality Clint's gets all up in a arms over Pickelball on ESPN in this edition of Off N Beat W/ Clint Nelson Podcast. Enjoy! In Episode 199, Clint Rambles about: (0:01) ESPN is now showing Pickleball...(bruhh) (3:07) Intro to the podcast (Don't forget to follow the pod on Spotify & subscribe to the channel) (4:18) Al Pacino knocked up 29 year old girlfriend Noor Alfallah. (5:51) Cdrizzle97 takes over with an 3 minute freestyle..what else needs to be said? (9:42) Clint gets back on the Al Pacino Age gap relationship & is it morally irresponsible to have a child at that old of an age? (14:51) "There's a lot to...2023-06-0951 minOff N Beat W/ Clint NelsonOff N Beat W/ Clint Nelson#198 - "I Don't See Color..I'm Light Skinned" | i'm gonna be the #1(solo) Podcast In AmericaClint is blindly becoming the #1 podcaster in the world in front of your eyes in this Crazy OFF THE RAILS Edition of the Off N Beat W/ Clint Nelson Podcast! Enjoy! In Episode 198, Clint Rambles about: (0:38) Intro to the Pod (Don't forget to subscribe, and follow the pod on spotify or wherever you listen) (1:04) Kid comes out womb with a 9 incher. Sizeing up the boys. (3:05) Poppin the gambling cherry at the laundromat. (4:54) "I'm gonna be the #1 Podcast in America" (6:27) "Why buy twitter, when you can have a Turkey leg?" (7:25) Pedophilia being normalized. (9:03) Clint gets in his slam poetry bag.. (10:18) "I'm...2023-06-0647 minOff N Beat W/ Clint NelsonOff N Beat W/ Clint Nelson#197- "2 Lesbians on Mushrooms..Would be a Hell of a Trip" | Christians Profit More Than Judiasm Clint is back with his one eyed girl in this edition of the Off N Beat W/ Clint Nelson Podcast. Enjoy! (Bonus Sunday Episode)In Episode 197, Clint Rambles about: (0:47) Intro to the pod ( Don't forget to follow the pod on spotify & all apps, and subscribe to the channel) (1:17) I betted on the WNBA...i may have a problem. (3:27) Article says concerts aren't good for the ears.. (5:32) Fake Decor Stores (8:26) Christianity is profited off more than Judiasm. (13:18) If Jimmy Buffett replaced "Brown Eyed Girl" With "One Eyed Girl" (14:54) Are Paramedics attracted to people with Heart Issues? (16:49) "If 2 lesbians were to do...2023-06-0446 minOff N Beat W/ Clint NelsonOff N Beat W/ Clint Nelson#196 -"I'm a Bare Maximum Boy" | Joe Budden was Right about Rory & Mal & Anime Is Childish Clint is Gambling his future one topic at a time in this edition of Off N Beat W/ Clint Nelson Podcast. Enjoy! In Episode 196, Clint Rambles about: (0:42) Intro to the Pod. ( Don't forget to follow Off N Beat W/ Clint Nelson on Spotify or wherever you listen) (2:00) "Anime is Childish" . is anime really childish? what age does it get weird to still enjoy anime? (8:30) "Stigma of Gambling is worse than the actual result of gambling". Gambling should be legal & only the individual participating should be responsible for what they lose or win. (13:30) Is it worth losing your wife over? (If...2023-06-0350 minOff N Beat W/ Clint NelsonOff N Beat W/ Clint Nelson#195 -"Nubian Cat Special" |Spiritual Audacity, Blues Clues being "Dragged Down", Fictional (red)PillsClint gets a little loosey goosey in this Non Stop edition of the Off N Beat W/ Clint Nelson Podcast. Enjoy! In Episode 195, Clint Rambles about: (1:58) Intro to the Pod. (Don't forget to subscribe & follow the pod on spotify & all apps) (2:52) "I'm so fruity..you can find the pebble on the beach". (4:35) "Why would i put a glass anal plug in my ass?" (7:55) "Who kisses for 7 Minutes in heaven?" (8:55) Spiritual Gurus who smack their lips when they talk with such audacity. (12:05) The lady who did 584 Adult scenes before walking down the aisle. (14:42) "hey, I've got a arm wrestling table in...2023-05-3050 minOff N Beat W/ Clint NelsonOff N Beat W/ Clint Nelson#194 - "Trendin & Tippin"| Tipping craze, Inflation Isn't Real, The ULTIMATE FANTASYClint is back with his Trending & Tippin Podcast. Enjoy another edition of "Off N Beat W/ Clint Nelson Podcast. In Episode 194, Clint Rambles about: (0:28) The Social Media Craze with "Tipping". Has Tipping expectations really become unfair & uncomfortable? (9:29) Grant Cardone says "Inflation isn't real"...I Kind of agree.. (14:04) Intro to the Pod! (Dont forget to follow the pod on spotify or wherever you listen) (15:54) "I'm a Caffeinated Person" ( The Psychological justification of ones addiction & how it changes you over time) (19:55) Should you take that promotion? (things to consider before taking one) The fear of "Moving up". is that really what the...2023-05-2545 minOff N Beat W/ Clint NelsonOff N Beat W/ Clint Nelson#193 - "Women are Pint Eaters, Men are Samplers"| Attractive Power ,Pretty Privilege is NOT REALWelcome back to the Hottest Chad & Pod on the Charts. Another Edition of the Off N Beat W/ Clint Nelson Podcast. Enjoy! In Episode 193, Clint Rambles about: (0:37) Intro to the Pod. (Dont forget to follow the pod on Spotify or wherever you listen) (1:10) All Cat Treats Smelling like... (2:32) Ja Morant Did it again...(Full thoughts on situtation) (8:42) "I'm a Greek God"..Supposedly. (9:36)"It's Tough being..This Good Looking". The challenges of being an attractive man in today's world. ( someone please cue the violins) (15:10) "Pretty Privilege is not a real thing". Privilege as a whole is a term people use to...2023-05-2452 minOff N Beat W/ Clint NelsonOff N Beat W/ Clint Nelson#192 -"Nibbling on the Nip For My Daily Fix" | Gambling Addiction, Swinging Flintstones, Role Playin Clint is back Sucking on some Nips for the Day 1's. Enjoy this edition of the "Off N Beat W/ Clint Nelson Podcast. Go follow on Spotify or wherever you get your podcasts. In Episode 192, Clint Rambles about: (0:01) Starting his Gambling Journey (2:30) Nibbling on a Nip for my daily fix (4:47) Horses dying before the Kentucky Derby (8:02) The fear of developing a Gambling addiction after his first Win. (10:02) Who are we to profit off of Bees?...And Music Critics profiting off genres of music that aren't theirs to critique? (18:00) The Flintstones were most definitely swingers, & Most Couples are absurdly "Kinky" (22:45) Scenario...2023-05-1649 minOff N Beat W/ Clint NelsonOff N Beat W/ Clint Nelson#190 - "Children of The Poor"| Men Should Never Say "WIFEY"(Steven Crowder React),Low income = More children, & Being on "EDGE" as a guyOff N Beat W/ Clint Nelson is a solo podcast with a guy named Clint Nelson..Yes. you heard that right. In Episode 190, Clint Rambles about: (0:05) Mermaids are not "Aerial" looking, (1:50) Steven Crowder isn't a good guy after all. Thoughts on how the leaked video exposes "Conservative" way of thinking. (8:21) The guy who works out with his shirt off...but doesn't actually lift any weight..while doing so. (12:18) Should amount of children you have be based on your income? (18:11) First time hearing "Becky" by Plies.(25:40) "Maybe Jesus did Anal"...Of course not...Our whole purpose is just to Recreate".. (33:45) Would...2023-05-0745 minOff N Beat W/ Clint NelsonOff N Beat W/ Clint Nelson#189 -The "It Doesn't Make A DIFFERENCE" Guy & Fitness Influencers @wholefoods , Jackman ThoughtsClint is back swinging with his irritable self. Enjoy the Off N Beat W/ Clint Nelson. In Episode 189 , Clint Rambles about: (0:02) the "it doesn't make a difference" guy, (9:45) apparently Social Media Fitness Influencers have to shop @wholefoods (19:50) Jackman by Jack Harlow thoughts. (31:09) the "Crisis Management" Police Car. (38:34) "not everything should be said" (The fascination of Relationship Advice)2023-05-0147 minOff N Beat W/ Clint NelsonOff N Beat W/ Clint Nelson#186 - Hey There! Lets talk Community!..& Fabric Softener Off N Beat W/ Clint Nelson Podcast is back with the cold hard truth about fabric softener. Title: "My Spidey Fetish Senses Say No Thanks" In Episode 186 Clint Rambles about: (0:35) fabric softener isn't Laundry detergent...(Allegedly) (2:30) "Spider webbs are like gelatin with a corgis butt" (4:35) A casket full of snakes or spiders? Furry spiders give me the heebee geebees. (9:40) Is it time to connect with something outside of myself? Being open minded to joining a "Community". (14:09) Religion isn't about "Ethics". (and that's not the worst thing) (18:48) The curiosity of being guided. (23:23) Christians who quote Bible verses on leg day videos. (30:02...2023-04-1646 minOff N Beat W/ Clint NelsonOff N Beat W/ Clint Nelson# 185 - i don't believe in VERBAL abuse (For Men)Clint is back more douechier than ever. Enjoy the Off N Beat W/ Clint Nelson Podcast. In Episode 185, Clint Rambles about: (0:01) NBA bench press at combine, the phases of eating out in your 20's, the people obsessed with the "Experience", (13:45) "if you don't accept your girlfriends new boyfriend..you're the problem"..(according to article)(18:35) The truth about "Toxic" (23:30) "if someone accuses you of being toxic...you're doing something right" (24:15) Jonathan Majors situation. ( Full Thoughts) (37:45) "I'm not a believer in VERBAL abuse" as a grown man.2023-04-0445 minOff N Beat W/ Clint NelsonOff N Beat W/ Clint Nelson#184 - being told i'm pale by a more pale individual Clint's back nappier than ever. Enjoy Off N Beat W/ Clint Nelson Podcast. Please Subscribe and enjoy! In Episode 184, Clint Rambles about: Someone telling you looking more "Pale", not giving critics the satisfaction, forcing oneself to not go to the gym, the meme of the duck under the bench press (i just cant stop laughing), the fall of DaBaby Video, (unpopular opinion) HIV is connected to gay couples for a reason. (Semi deep dive opinion)2023-03-3048 minOff N Beat W/ Clint NelsonOff N Beat W/ Clint Nelson#183 - "I Found Jesus, I Love Jesus, I Am Jesus"Welcome back to the Long Docking Pod. Enjoy! (Off N Beat W/ Clint Nelson) In Episode 183, Clint Rambles about: strangers calling you "Thor" & Jesus, being told i have a generous loving feeling aura like i go to church, all the hard work paying off in unexpected ways, building a Presence, how compliments re-affirm your doing something right, "You Don't Take yourself Too Serious...But people take you serious", I now feel like every room i enter, "I'm the Prize". Life is good. (This Pod is one big ol pat on the back)2023-03-1046 minOff N Beat W/ Clint NelsonOff N Beat W/ Clint Nelson#182 -"The Weekend Has Weakened To A Weak End" (My Thighs Are BUSTIN)Clints Thighs are bustin thru in this one. Enjoy The Pod! In Episode 182, Clint Rambles about: (Off N Beat W/ Clint Nelson) Squatting after 4 year absence, the weekends don't feel like a weekend anymore, no one has time to get to know anyone, the ex call back, everyone is turned off these days, "I want a Wholesome Thot", Clints Curious Conclusion: Why do us gymgoers spend so much time into it?2023-03-0345 minOff N Beat W/ Clint NelsonOff N Beat W/ Clint Nelson#180 - "Love Naturally Actually" Clint is back In his feelings more than ever. Welcome back to Off N Beat W/ Clint Nelson Podcast. In Episode 180, Clint Rambles about: Muffin Top T -Shirts, Sex should make you laugh, someones presence being intoxicating, natural connection brings freedom, the power of slow developing relationships, the downfall of having a Magnetic Aura , having a connection beyond "Love".2023-02-2450 minOff N Beat W/ Clint NelsonOff N Beat W/ Clint Nelson#179 - "I mean...Who doesn't leave their Moms House with a Microwave?"Clint's back hotter and Thottier than ever. Welcome back to the Off N Beat W/ Clint Nelson Podcast [*DISCLAIMER: the background noise in beginning is rain, i recorded by window, sorry for the mishap]In Episode 179, Clint Rambles about: Peanut Butter Ear cases, Warning Signs: the stay back 200 feet trucks not being responsible, leaving your moms house with a microwave, Sam Hunt's new song "Walmart", a fat cat with no charisma, building a traumatic love trauma attachment to your cat to truly build a love for one another, Curious Clint Concluding Thought Of The Day: "...2023-02-2044 minOff N Beat W/ Clint NelsonOff N Beat W/ Clint Nelson#178 - "I'm Officially THAT GUY @TheGym Now"Welcome back to Off N Beat W/ Clint Nelson. In Episode 178, Clint Rambles about: Being "THAT GUY" @thegym now, dudes now asking me for advice, why a little Misogyny is necessary for a man, becoming less judgemental of men who cheat(i get it now), stereotype & gender roles V.S. Contributions in household, & not all is equal between us.2023-02-1341 minOff N Beat W/ Clint NelsonOff N Beat W/ Clint Nelson#177 - "WAG" [WET ASS GAS] Welcome back to the Off N Beat W/ Clint Nelson In Episode 177, Clint Rambles about: Everytime you gotta "Shit"...Shit gets in the way, the truth about what really happens (or doesn't) in a men's restroom, The "Equality" sticker, Cyclists are like domestic cats, Apartment Leasing Office Beef, should everyone really have a job?, Robin Thicke "Take Me Higher" shows new music can still have a "Real" feeling to it.2023-02-1043 minOff N Beat W/ Clint NelsonOff N Beat W/ Clint Nelson#176 - "Devils Been Cracking My Egg"Disclaimer: A few Audio mishaps in the beginning. Still getting back in the sex swing of things. so excuse the mishaps. But its great to be back after a 2 1/2 month hiatus. Enjoy Todays Episode! Welcome back to Off N Beat W/ Clint Nelson. Decided to get out of the bed and change the set up. I like the new "Studio". In Episode 176, Clint Rambles about: Podcast Starts at (0:13) his Brief Hiatus, all the sudden caring about money, Deviled Eggs, do our farts come from the devil?, if his son joined a cult ran away with...2023-01-141h 01Off N Beat W/ Clint NelsonOff N Beat W/ Clint Nelson#169 - "It Takes 2 to...Throb" (Yes SIR)Welcome back to another Episode of "Off N Beat W/ Clint Nelson. Description of episode below. Enjoy! In Episode 169, Clint Rambles about: Throbbing, illegal stuff being sold at gas stations, Versus Battle: Why Race Trac is Burger King & Quik Trip is McDonalds, cheese should always be included with burgers, "Yes Ma'am" is supposedly attached to Female Pimps, PnB Rock's death, was his Girlfriends social media to blame?, Dj Akademiks will come under fire eventually, saying "Yes Sir" appropriately, everything that used to be respectful is now disrespectful, Marriage Counselors want your Marriage to Fail, the...2022-09-161h 03Off N Beat W/ Clint NelsonOff N Beat W/ Clint Nelson#168 - "You're Acting Like a God Damn Fool" Welcome back to another Episode of Off N Beat W/ Clint Nelson. Description of Episode Below. In Episode 168, Clint Rambles about: a thing , is 9/11 a holiday?, if santa claus was a woman, (you're acting like a god damn Fool) his takeaway from watching Public Freakout Videos, people who shove their phones in your face while recording, smacking phones out of peoples hands, people losing their shit at their jobs, when life sucks you should be nicer, guys who let their girls act crazy, the issue with meeting your partners friends, living "too much life" for...2022-09-1348 minOff N Beat W/ Clint NelsonOff N Beat W/ Clint Nelson#167 - "Broke Boy Talking Time & Value"Welcome back to the Off N Beat W/ Clint Nelson Podcast. Description of Topics covered in today's episode Below. Enjoy! In Episode 167, Clint Rambles about: being unreliable, his normal state being obsessiveness, the audacity of people who tell you "your wasting your time doing...", the value of time & control in your life, needy ass people, Theory: "Girls are attracted to guys who walk to work", the impressive low standard of just effort these days, side chicks are like mashed potatoes, the low standard of just being a gentlemen these days, the lady who wants a $200,000...2022-09-031h 03Off N Beat W/ Clint NelsonOff N Beat W/ Clint Nelson#166 - "Dear 5'8 Antsy Guy: I've Eaten ASS Bigger than You"Welcome back to the Off N Beat W/ Clint Nelson Podcast. Description below for the topics covered in Episode. Enjoy! In Episode 166 , Clint rambles about: hips not lying to you, what if your job fined you like a pro athlete?, the "Antsy" guy making everyone uncomfortable, the idiocy of people ordering their food these days, douche bags who drink everything out of their shaker, the shake weight commercials, financing furniture, comparing ashton kutcher vs michael fassbender as Steve Jobs, the insanity of waiting for years later to find out if your child's father is Steve...2022-09-0151 minOff N Beat W/ Clint NelsonOff N Beat W/ Clint Nelson#160 - "I'm a SUPERNATURAL Daddy"Clint gets curious with a lot of questions but very little answers on the idea of "Supernatural" life. Enjoy this edition of Off N Beat W/ Clint Nelson. In Episode 160, Clint rambles about: Supernatural life & curiosity being judged harshly, is religion supernatural?, is the polar express glorified kidnapping?, is seeing truly believing?, my moms supernatural incident with my train track when she was home alone, my "imaginary" friend that didn't feel imaginary at all, religions should be allies of each other, the contradiction of "seperation of church & state", erotic cereal names (clint's ideas), is all...2022-08-051h 01Off N Beat W/ Clint NelsonOff N Beat W/ Clint Nelson#157 - "That's What It's Made For" | (Usher is the King of R&B)Welcome back to another hot Ep. of Off N Beat W/ Clint Nelson. Enjoy In Episode 157, Clint Rambles about: Ushers Greatness Revisiting (warning:A lot of references), getting "jacked" at the gym, the young lady who believes the American Flag on a t shirt is DISRESPECTFUL, popcorn ceilings, movie theaters & waffle house being open on christmas, & who's more impatient?..young or older people?..2022-07-111h 02Off N Beat W/ Clint NelsonOff N Beat W/ Clint Nelson#152 - Interracial CringeWelcome back to Off N Beat W/ Clint Nelson! In Episode 152, Clint Rambles about: biological father complainers, guinness world records, cringy interracial couple youtube channels, white girls & mexican restaurants,(gym talk alert) the "IG" girl recording herself working out at his gym, the "Bicep Curl" Epidemic & More!2022-06-171h 04Off N Beat W/ Clint NelsonOff N Beat W/ Clint Nelson#151 - "So Much For Deshaun Watson's Happy Ending!"Welcome back to another Hot EP of Off N Beat W/ Clint Nelson. Enjoy! In Episode 151, Clint Rambles about: The Grinch as a baby, Sylvester Stallone still being JACKED!, banks getting a bad wrap,(Main Topic) Deshaun Watson 66 Women Update, people getting a "High" humbling men, Men V.S. Women Online War, the disconnect of what we want, dudes who are bitches but want a women to "Submit" & More!2022-06-1251 minOff N Beat W/ Clint NelsonOff N Beat W/ Clint Nelson#150 - i am pretty privilege (1 year anniversary)Special Edition of Off N Beat W/ Clint Nelson In Episode 150 , Clint rambles about: what it's like having pretty privilege, reflecting on 1 year anniversary & 150 episodes of doing the podcast, the lady at the park interaction & More!2022-06-0846 minOff N Beat W/ Clint NelsonOff N Beat W/ Clint Nelson#149 - "Royal Etiquette Expert"Welcome back to Off N Beat W/ Clint Nelson. We got a super Hot Ep! Enjoy! In Episode 149 Clint Rambles about: Old Ladies talking at the gym, the queen jubilee, sale specials, inflation, (My Thoughts) Dark Reality of Recent Mass Shootings, mental health discussions being pointless, & More!2022-06-071h 04Off N Beat W/ Clint NelsonOff N Beat W/ Clint Nelson#147 - "How I Found Myself"Welcome back to Off N Beat W/ Clint Nelson! We got a slow jam in this one. In Episode 147, Clint Rambles about: The goldfish pick up line, what is truly "Finding Yourself", the territory that comes with "finding yourself", & essentially the whole pod is about everything they don't tell you about "Finding Yourself". Enjoy!2022-05-281h 04Off N Beat W/ Clint NelsonOff N Beat W/ Clint Nelson#141 - Mr Bayou A DrinkIn Episode 141, Clint is Back in Corny Podding shape. Very Versatile Pod In Today's Ep.(1:01) Clint Opens With "Free Game" to buying the ladies a drink.(3:45) Amber Heard Firing her PR Team (6:25) Outkast + Dan & Shay. Roles in a Musical Duos.The Vocals V.S. The Producers Debate. (15:20) Original Idea V.S. Editing. Finding the Balance. (20:20) Rough Drafts are Everything. (24:51) Nicki Minaj "Super Bass", Tory Lanez becoming best rapper ever. "I'm not a shot in the foot expert"- Clint Nelson (30:02) Sexually Graphic Music: Is there...2022-05-051h 07Off N Beat W/ Clint NelsonOff N Beat W/ Clint Nelson#139 - I Loved "Her" + Grown Men Who Cut Their PastaWelcome back to the Corniest Podcast on the Planet. Go Follow the Pod on Spotify or Apple Podcasts. Enjoy the Show!! In Episode 139 Of Off N Beat W/ Clint Nelson, (0:01) Clint fell in love with "Her". (3:10) Grown men who cut their pasta. (11:31) Disney World No Longer able to "Govern" Itself. (19:20) Mega Pastors Who've made Big Business preaching out of a book they didn't even write. (31:55) God Created Bieber, Not you Carl Lentz. (40:20) Sampling Music is like Preaching the Gospel. (50:00) "Spray & Pray": The 1st...2022-04-271h 07Off N Beat W/ Clint NelsonOff N Beat W/ Clint Nelson#138 - 🌻The Flower Guy"🌻Go Follow "Off N Beat W/ Clint Nelson" On Spotify, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. Subscribe since your here. Enjoy the Show! In Episode 138, "The Flower Guy" (0:01) Clint Opens with why Relationships are like the Gym. (2:46) Feeling bad for the Flower Guy + Abusing Customer Privilege (13:22) The Guy with a "Peanut" Allergy (15:32) "Natural" Peanut Butter RANT. (17:42) Tripping in a Pickup Game...What "Life Lesson" it taught me. (29:19) Fear of "R**Eing" in Conversation. (33:02) Isaiah Rashad Leaked Video Situation Exposes (39:03) YouTubers who Monetize Content that Contradict their "Stances". (46:28) "MOLLY-WAPPED" at a Chick-Fil-A Drive Thru. Being on...2022-04-251h 03Off N Beat W/ Clint NelsonOff N Beat W/ Clint Nelson#136 - Hotel (KEY) Checkout Rules (Waving,Orlando Florida,Nude Babies,Ed Sheeran Lawsuit,Cam Newton)In Episode 136, (Off N Beat W/ Clint Nelson) (0:01) Clint opens with a "Wave" (2:22) Roller Coasters Safety. (6:02) Being in "Pod Shape". (8:00) Ed Sheeran Lawsuit Finally Ending. (10:00) Red Roof Ins are gay. + Hotel Checkout Rules Rant + Orlando Florida Story (17:25) Cont. The Hotel Checkout Rules RANT (20:12) Jeffrey Toobin Zoom "Incident" is worse than cheating. (26:00) Your Name Matters. Being Really "Into" It. (29:20) Nudity of Babies. (37:45) Parents who approve their kids for Marriage. (42:00) Cam Newton wanting a "Traditional Woman".Episode 136...2022-04-181h 05Off N Beat W/ Clint NelsonOff N Beat W/ Clint Nelson#135 - Conveniently Inconvenient (Going 1-3, Bad Breath, Dwayne Haskins Death, "Your Truth") & MoreFollow The Pod, Subscribe, Hit Notification Reminder & Continue the Growing support!In Episode 135, (Off N Beat W/ Clint Nelson) (0:02) Opening Rant: Clint Rants about going "1 for 3" on his checklist. His Recent Experience at Microcenter. (11:48) Intro to the Pod & Bad Breath Awareness. (13:54) NFL Qb Dwayne Haskins Death, Adam Schefter & others insensitive reporting of the Matter, What is appropriate to bring up in someones death? What's going too far? (20:38) "Not everyone deserves our condolences". Discussion on Life & Death Treatment Amongst each other. (28:47) "Truth Hurts": Holding the past against someone...2022-04-151h 02Off N Beat W/ Clint NelsonOff N Beat W/ Clint Nelson#132 - Uninformed Curiosity (FUCK WELLSTAR, Interracial Relationships, Little Mermaid V.s. Titanic))Welcome Back! To the Off N Beat W/ Clint Nelson Podcast. Just a White Man Being Uninformed for an Hour..Again. Come get "Uninformed" & Enjoy. In Episode 132, Clint Opens Up with, (0:03)"what is a blanket statement?" (3:35) Not being able to go back to sleep after a phone call. (4:55) Having "Uninformed Curiosity". (8:11) Is Little Mermaid a Rip Off Of Titanic??..Are Ariel & Rose the worst people ever?..Is Atlantis Symbolism for the "Iceberg"? (16:04) It's More Interesting to be "Uninformed". The obsession & pressure in Society to be "Informed"..Dating Experts Are...2022-04-061h 05Off N Beat W/ Clint NelsonOff N Beat W/ Clint Nelson#131 - BedPodClint Switches it Up & Pods from his bed...Do you like the new "Set- Up"? In Episode 131 Of Off N Beat W/ Clint Nelson. (Time Stamps Below) (1:52) "My Energy Is Gone" (2:52) J Cole's Questionable Lyrics & Imagine Dragons Is Church. (11:18) Break Room Observations. "All Break Rooms Are The SAME!!" ..With Someone eating a honey bun.(16:40) "Mutual Disinterest" Is Always One Sided. (19:10) "It's Hard To Give a Shit!!!" (Should I QUIT The POD??) (22:10) CAT MAN Breakdown: Nothing Normal about being a "Cat Man". Cat Woman is for...2022-04-021h 01Off N Beat W/ Clint NelsonOff N Beat W/ Clint Nelson"Poor People LOVE The Rain" (SALAD-GATE)| #109Welcome back to the Most Cynical Guy in the World...Clint Nelson. In Episode 109, (Off N Beat W/ Clint Nelson) (0:17) The Problem With "Labels..."Gotta Keep Em Seperated". (Body Wash & Shampoo) (8:00) Poor People Love the Rainy Days & The "Sights". (When It Rains It Pours) (14:15) "Life's NOT a Mastercard Commercial...Priceless" (Credit Is EASY!) (25:28) Credit Score Is OVERRATED..and a Weird Thing to Brag About. (27:12) (EPIC RANT) "Salad-Gate": What should be allowed to take To-Go at Restaurants?..How much Work does a Waiter really do?..Am I becoming...2022-02-111h 06Off N Beat W/ Clint NelsonOff N Beat W/ Clint Nelson"Public Figure With Private Amount Of Followers" - #101Off N Beat W/ Clint Nelson (Audio on Spotify & Apple Podcasts) In Episode 101, Rants Include: (3:00) Chipotle is the Most Overrated Restaurant In America, Economic experts who hate the Wage Scale, 2 Dudes Fucking in the Shower Joke, Breaking Down the Song "Remember the Name", Accounting, Riding in a Rented Tesla, "Monopoly" is not a fun game, Real Estate is a Scam, Doctors can be Assholes Too, Health & Auto Insurance (Just Bend you over to keep it legal), CM Punk is Overrated. (33:28) (Bad Friends) What it feels like to lose a friend to the "P"...2022-01-261h 08Off N Beat W/ Clint NelsonOff N Beat W/ Clint NelsonEP.100. "0-100 Episodes...Real Quick" (Ethan Klein Sucks)Off N Beat W/ Clint Nelson (Audio on Spotify & Apple Podcasts) In Episode 100, Rants Include: "Hollering From The Passenger Side" At Del Taco, Doing 100 Episodes, Getting Sent Home Early from Work, The Purge "Theory", Moral Codes in Mobs, Ethan Klein Sucks, Removing Jordan Peterson Interview, Advertisement in Podcasts, Ungrateful Homelessness, The "Big Gulp" is Overrated, Judging Homeless People, "If That Was Me" Guy, Pros & Cons of Public V.S. Private Schools (Is Private School Worth It?), Creating "Adversity" for your Child , Being Financially Secure shouldn't be shamed. And Lastly to Round up the Pod, "Unwarranted...2022-01-211h 07Off N Beat W/ Clint NelsonOff N Beat W/ Clint NelsonEP.99. "Swangin..Eyes Closed Just Swangin" (NyQuil @ The Wheel)Off N Beat W/ Clint Nelson (Audio on Spotify & Apple Podcasts) In Episode 99, Clint Is BACK! Clint's Rants Include: Nyquil is Amazing!, "Connect" With Drake, Hot Sauce in the Condom..Is it "Immoral?", The Billboard Asking "Are You Sexually Risky"?, Escape Rooms, Recyclable Straws Suck, Homemade Stuff is Overrated, The Humanization of Animals & Children, "Tick Tick Boom" Quick Review, Conversion Therapy Is Hilarious, Why It Makes Sense to wanna Beat your Biological Kid, DRINK MILK & EAT BANANNAS (Too Much Health Information), Aliens are Ugly Little Creatures, Alligators can taste "Everything" about you. And to Conclude the Pod. "...2022-01-171h 07Off N Beat W/ Clint NelsonOff N Beat W/ Clint NelsonEP.98. "Hot-WaterGate" ("It's Really Steamy") Ft. James FrancoOff N Beat W/ Clint Nelson (Audio on Spotify & Apple Podcasts)In Episode 98, Rants Include: (0:03)Relapsing on Ghost, Commercialized Gyms (Planet Fitness, La Fitness), Dying on New Years Eve, Women being Harassed at work, Taco Bell Girl being Uncomfortable, Winning a Lawsuit against your Employer, White Chicks Controversy,(30:10)James Franco Teaching "Sex Scenes", Supporting Friends is Overrated, Context & Nuance has become an excuse, Janet Jackson Is Underrated, Snake Island W/ Deadly Cockroaches,(1:00:50)"Hot-WaterGate".. the guy at Planet Fitness who stole Clint's "Steamy" Shower after seeing him naked.2022-01-031h 13Off N Beat W/ Clint NelsonOff N Beat W/ Clint NelsonEP.97. "Poor Me..Pour Me Another Drink" (Broadway Girls)Off N Beat W/ Clint Nelson is a Solo Comedy Podcast. (Audio on Spotify & Apple Podcasts) In Episode 97, "Broadway Girls" went from "Meh" to "Fire" after a few listens to Clint. (10:00)Rants Include: Copy & Pasting, Name Pronunciation, Overthinking Meaning In Songs, "Flakka"(Zombie Drug), Pat Mcafee being "Accountable" for Aaron Rodgers Opinions, Hypocrisy of Promoting Gambling & Alcohol, Fast Food. (41:21)And Lastly, Unwarranted Wisdom Poem: "Wisdom is Due".2022-01-0247 minOff N Beat W/ Clint NelsonOff N Beat W/ Clint NelsonEP.91. "I Miss The Sexual Harassment" (My Routine Is Now Broken)Off N Beat W/ Clint Nelson is a Solo Comedy Podcast (On Spotify & Apple Podcasts) In Episode 91, Clint's Rants Include: Missing being sexually harassed at work, Jalen Rose & Molly Qerim Divorce Rumors, Being "Separated" but Not Divorced, "I Wish you Nothing but the Best"...It's Okay Not to.. No One Buys Tabloid Magazine, Routines & Cycles are meant to be broken. Breaking down :"Pipe Down" By Drake. God has to get you fired sometimes. Getting Free Stuff everywhere you go. Being a "Broke Boy". YouTube Algorithm is not in Clint's favor. Final Wisdom Take: "When Should you Quit?"2021-12-1550 minOff N Beat W/ Clint NelsonOff N Beat W/ Clint NelsonEP.90. "She Will Be Loved" (Just Not At A Travis Scott Concert)Off N Beat W/ Clint Nelson is a Solo Ranting Comedy Podcast (On Spotify & Apple Podcast) In Episode 90, Clint's Rants Include: Lo-Fi Beats, "Our Bodies are Vehicles" (Irony), Casting Roles are getting insane, Wolverine being horny, Trainwreck doesn't age well, (19:50) Travis Scott is basically a Maroon 5 Concert, Cannibal Holocaust, What if Drake & Rihanna had a Baby??, The Impact of Kimbo Slice Fights on the youth, Bathroom Fighting. And More!2021-12-1345 minOff N Beat W/ Clint NelsonOff N Beat W/ Clint NelsonEP.89. "Mercy Rule" (Crab Legs are OVERRATED) [Comedy Podcast]Off N Beat W/ Clint Nelson is a Solo Ranting Comedy Podcast. (On Spotify & Apple Podcasts) In Episode 89, Clint's Rants Include: Having a key to the city, The Big Chicken Being in Georgia, Capitals of States, Cats before getting hit vs humans, "Critically Acclaimed" Movies, "Friday the 13th" is caused by bad parenting, Grown Men and Hot Dogs, Critiquing others Weight, Girls are Alcoholics at 21, Red Lobster is Overrated, Crab Legs are OVERRATED, And Ordering an Appetizer for your meal.Full Video Link Below:https://youtu.be/xndEvZFW4zM2021-12-1144 minOff N Beat W/ Clint NelsonOff N Beat W/ Clint NelsonEP.87. "Should You Use Public Restrooms?"(Sharing Toilet Seats, MPMD (JRE), Writing a Film)Off N Beat W/ Clint Nelson is a Solo Comedy Podcast.In Episode 87, Clint "Kneeds" a lovely lady, Klay Thompson Returns! Derek from "More Plates More Dates" Makes History on JRE! Joe Budden Podcast is a Cautionary Tale, Robert Griffin III Tell All Book. (19:00) Unpopular Opinion: "Public Restrooms are not that bad"..Should you wait til you get home?.. Cont. Final Rants Include: Women Don't wash their hands while cooking, Men and Women Should share Toilet Seats, Writing a Film.Full Video Link Below:https://youtu.be/KomEoDpc8Es2021-12-0744 minOff N Beat W/ Clint NelsonOff N Beat W/ Clint NelsonEP.86. "Funerals & Half Sandwiches(Lunch Specials)...Are SCAMS"..(WHAT AM I PAYING FOR??)Off N Beat W/ Clint Nelson (Audio on Spotify & Apple Podcast) In Episode 86, Clint rants on trying chapstix for 1st time, Paychecks, being "young, dumb, broke", (5:10)Funeral Service & Cost(Why do we Rush to make them happen?), RANT ALERT:(11:49) "Lunch Specials" are Disrespectful Scams!!!..How the hell is getting HALF A SANDWICH!! Special??, PJ Washington took an L..but now hes "Bounced Back", (21:40)CONT. The Audacity of FUNERAL Services to Rush YOUR SPEECH...The ABSURDITY OF THE PRICES!..WHAT AM I PAYING FOR?..A LIMOUSINE TO DRIVE 8 Miles?? (33:03)Cheesecake Factory "Lunch...2021-12-0151 minOff N Beat W/ Clint NelsonOff N Beat W/ Clint NelsonEP. 39." Talladega Nights: The Ballad of BERT KREISCHER" [Bertcast Review]Off N Beat Podcast W/ Clint Nelson Episode 39 (Time Stamps Below) Clint's Day of Drama With Roadside Assistance(0:45) ..."Hoe" Vs "Experimental" Phase (4:30) ...Bert Kreischer Story to Becoming one Of Biggest Stand Up Comedians Today...How Bill Burr and Joe Rogan Helped Save His Career(7:08) ...How Stand Up Comedy Is the Ultimate Craft (15:35) ...Inside the Mindset of People who are insecure and struggling with Working Out in front of People(26:00) ....Is Comedy Podcasts Overtaking Actual Stand Up Comedy?...Is it Diluting The Craft?(35:08) ....Will Ferrell "Talladega Nights: The Ballad of Ricky Bobby" Terrible Movie Review(47:30)2021-08-121h 02Off N Beat W/ Clint NelsonOff N Beat W/ Clint NelsonEP. 31. "Please Fat Shame Me So We Can One Day Be Happily Divorced"In Episode 31 of "Off N Beat" Podcast W/ Clint Nelson. Does God ever make Mistakes?(0:10) Hot Dogs have become a problem. (1:45) Update on the Georgia Heat.(3:10) Is Ginger Ale good for your sore throat?(4:33) We as Men Need to Start going to the Doctor.(7:15) Can you be happily divorced?(11:10) Clint Needs some Fat Shaming.(17:15) Where Politics and Religion are unfortunately too similar . (21:25) Charlie Kirk's Thoughts on Simone Biles. (25:55) When You know It's Not Just "Water Weight" Anymore.(28:50) And More.2021-08-0245 minOff N Beat W/ Clint NelsonOff N Beat W/ Clint NelsonEP. 11. "Nothing Like A Good Ole Poke in the Gooch"Intro: "Tonight at Chili's" By Clint NelsonIn Episode 11, Follow Up on Drake Bell's Pleading Guilty to not leaving the Youth Behind, News This Week in Texas Banning "Critical Race Theory" in Schools. Clint Talks About why that's Problematic...Then Apparently Men Cum Quicker off of Foot Jobs than Hand Jobs(Can't Make this Shit Up). Should Men Boycott Valentines Day?... Clint shares a Personal Story of Pain in his Life and Wonders, "How Long Can You Hold off Pain from Coming Out?" And More.2021-06-2447 minOff N Beat W/ Clint NelsonOff N Beat W/ Clint NelsonEP. 6. "The Entangled "Steamed Vagina" Narrative According to Jada Pinkett Smith, An NBA Playoff Update, "What's the Hold Up"Rap Preview: "Sunset" By Clint Nelson (0:56)In Episode 6, Clint gets in an Ignorant "Entanglement" with The Narrative of "Steamed Vaginas" (Do we Need To Even Say More) (2:02)...Then an NBA Playoff Update. , Nets Vs Bucks, Suns Vs Nuggets,vJazz Vs Clippers (29:32)....Lastly a Poem: "What's the Hold Up?" By Clint Nelson (42:35)2021-06-1447 minOff N Beat W/ Clint NelsonOff N Beat W/ Clint NelsonEP. 5. "(CREEP ALERT) On the Biggest Artist in the World...Drake....Bell.(Deep Dive), Aaron Carter V.S. Lamar Odom Fight Review, Why Celebrity Boxing Never Works, "Think the Unthinkable"Rap Preview: "Sunset" By Clint Nelson (0:53)In Episode 5, Clint gets into the Creepiness and Suspicious Activity of the Once Biggest Nickelodeon Star "Drake Bell"... and how he's still holding onto to those Glory years...even the girls(2:10).....Did you see the Lamar Odom V.S. Aaron Carter Boxing Match?...Don't Worry, Well give you the "Spinning Review" of it....Also Touch Gloves on the idea of why "Celebrity Boxing" has never took off...and offer some possible suggestions to fix that(33:21)..Lastly The Unwarranted, Unasked Wisdom from yours truly.(51:03)Subscribe to Youtube Link Below:2021-06-1359 minOff N Beat W/ Clint NelsonOff N Beat W/ Clint NelsonEP. 4. "The Growth Of Aaron Rodgers (DEEP DIVE), Why Rory and Mal will THRIVE Without Joe Holding them Back, "Go at Your Own Pace!"Rap Preview: "I Got a Yacht" By Clint Nelson (1:08)In Episode 4, Clint Goes DEEP into Aaron Rodgers and how Meeting His Life Partner(Shailene Woodley) has made us as the Public See more of Who He Is...and Breaks Down The Film of how his Personal Life has made him More Likeable in Retrospect(2:15) ...Then Makes a Bold Prediction of the Future for "Rory and Mal" . Goes into the Credit "Rory and Mal" truly Deserve for the Success of the "Joe Budden Podcast" and Joe's Flailing Network of Below Average Podcasts(34:47). ..Lastly A Reminder to "Go At...2021-06-111h 03Off N Beat W/ Clint NelsonOff N Beat W/ Clint NelsonEP. 3. "Indifferent Self Image, Incorrectly Labeled Insecurity, "Only God Can Judge Me"(Ironically), "Welcome to Chili's"Rap Preview: "Tonight at Chili's" By Clint NelsonIn Episode 3. Clint takes a deep look in the mirror to actually try to start giving a SHIT about his self image...Is it Insecure to not be open to Threesome Or Polyamory with your Partner? ...Then continues to Pass Judgement on those who say "Only God Can Judge Me" and why that mindset can ironically keep you out of Touch with Reality. "Welcome to Chilis"...As Clint tells what happened at 19 1/2 Years Old ....(CANT MISS STORY) that has stuck with him to this Day...and how it changed...2021-06-101h 03Off N Beat W/ Clint NelsonOff N Beat W/ Clint NelsonEP. 2 "Wrestling, Friends, Scooby Doo, Logan Paul, Online Manosphere, Atlanta Hawks"Rap Preview: "I Got A Yacht" by Clint Nelson.In Episode 2 . Clint Jumps off the Top Ropes explaining the Significance of Pro Wrestling on the Youth... Then Touches on the Reality of "Friends" in light of the Most Successful Sitcom of all TIME being Rebooted. (And Why they shouldn't). Is Logan Paul becoming one of Most likeable People on this Earth?....Also a Healthy Reminder to "Think For Yourself" when watching the Online "Battle of the Sexes" (DON'T STRESS YOURSELF OUT)... Then..."Is Trae Young like Pat Mahomes?"... Let Me Explain...It's not Crazy..Subscribe...2021-06-091h 00Off N Beat W/ Clint NelsonOff N Beat W/ Clint NelsonEP. 1. "The Pilot"Rap Preview : "Little Debbie" By Clint Nelson .In Episode 1. Clint Rants by questioning Why there's a Deli by the Entrance of Wal-Mart and Goes off the Loaf from there....Talk's about "first job", The Importance of Why your Life Depends on "Thinking for Yourself". Then Guilt Trips You to remember to take your mother out for Dinner!1. Subscribe to "Off N Beat" Youtube Channel Link Below:https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC-IWGM6sizfFEBpqL2iWMmw2. Follow "Off N Beat" IG Link Below:https://www.instagram.com/offnbeat/2021-06-081h 01