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Raising BairnsEquestria for the Rest of Ya! Episode 3Parties politics and British farce C O L L I D E
2020-07-0940 minRaising BairnsEquestria for the Rest Of Ya! Episode 2Second part of the two-parter pilot. Celestia does her own Gulf of Tonkin, and we discuss if Rarity is a Northern abolitionist moderate?? Music by Swagberg.
2020-06-2446 min2020-06-1647 min2020-03-221h 252020-03-1436 min2020-03-131h 00Raising BairnsBachelor Chaser 42 - Weapons of Cork DestructionWe watch Corky Ramano for a change of pace
2020-03-071h 132020-02-271h 162020-02-201h 442020-02-131h 13Raising BairnsBachelor Chaser 38 - Peter's Quarterly ReviewSome ladies will not be getting their bonus this fiscal year
2020-02-1142 min2020-02-091h 302020-02-0238 min2020-01-2355 min2020-01-161h 072020-01-161h 35Raising BairnsEpisode 14 - Baby Gets Her WingsI'm tired of these mother-huggin babies on this mother-huggin plane
2019-11-141h 142019-10-131h 172019-09-231h 16Raising BairnsBachelor Chaser 32 - Crocodile Hunter of LoveI berate two of my friends on being too handsome/kissable.
2019-09-131h 062019-09-081h 182019-08-301h 152019-08-221h 08Raising BairnsBachelor Chaser 28 - Cow VitaeBeing late to a party is better than not showing up at all, right?
2019-08-211h 14Raising BairnsBachelor Chaser 27 - More Like Stage-poachedPeople on a beach share their problems; Blake has conflicts.
2019-08-091h 15Raising BairnsBachelor Chaser 26 - Jason is our hostage (feat. Cathy Coppin and Jason Lesage)We get a friend and the ride of a friend to talk about dumb boys and their dumb butts with us.
2019-08-031h 10Raising BairnsBachelor Chaser 25 - Parental Guidance AdvisedWe take a time machine trip to a time before time was time. Time.
2019-08-0357 minRaising BairnsBachelor Chaser 24 - Gaslighting Utility BeltWe're late but we have a good reason. Uhhhh....whatever.
2019-07-281h 102019-07-181h 09Raising BairnsBachelor Chaser 22 - POD PEOPLE!!Hannah meets some families and it is awk and heck gurlfren. Also a fake Christian male experiences no consequences for his wickedness. How novel!
2019-07-101h 09Raising BairnsBachelor Chaser 21 - Ham-sterdamEverybody is a type of cured meat in this episode. We get into it with Cathy Coppin, who made our dope show logo.
2019-07-031h 06Raising BairnsBachelor Chaser 20 - 44% Trash BoysWe get naked and push our no-no squares together on this episode. Just listen for the meowing sound. That's the squares smooshing. Smoosh.
2019-06-281h 03Raising BairnsBachelor Chaser 19 - Ol' Lukey Blue EyesHoly shit just send him home already put us out of our misery. Plus: I make up a new anthem for the country of Latvia.
2019-06-2154 minRaising BairnsBachelor Chaser 18 - Commando Milk BoysWe see some dongs and exhaust ourselves talking about a guy you would fully avoid eye-contact if you saw him on the sidewalk outside a bar, even if he was just minding his own business. We're back!
2019-06-141h 13Raising BairnsBachelor Chaser 17 - Scrimmage of Luke P.roportionsA big lump of beef starts some beef. I make my child weep. We get into it.
2019-06-0757 minRaising BairnsBachelor Chaser 16 - Placenta Points for JedWe were on vacation so this is late, sorry teacher my dog ate my homework leave me alone you're not my real dad
2019-06-0159 minRaising BairnsBachelor Chaser 15 - Love BombsAnother week, another swarm of dong trying to suffocate our Hawnna in love. Also stay tuned to hear me burn my wife so bad it settles once and for all whether I am a good person or not (I am not).
2019-05-231h 01Raising BairnsBachelor Chaser 14 - God ShowerThe shitshow begins, some guy gets straight murked by two women in a van, and the guitar guy from Animal House is a frontrunner. God bless reality television. Watch Chris Harrison hardcore mack on my wife here. Fuck Alabama, fuck Georgia, praise Tecumsuh Sherman and U.S. Grant, may their work never end.
2019-05-161h 21Raising BairnsBachelor Chaser 13 - Hunt for Red FlagtoberThe Bachelorette is starting again, which means another crop of goobers to sort through. We sort through their crapulence. Happy Birthday Aleesha!
2019-05-081h 24Raising BairnsEpisode 12 - No Spank Zonewhat would you do if your son was at home, cryin alone on the bedroom floor cuz he's hungry? We find out. You can find The Incredible Years here. You can watch our daughter being a dork here.
2019-05-0154 minRaising BairnsEpisode 11 - Style Boyz 4 LifeOn this episode we look at parenting styles! Mine is skateboarding and extreme sports style. Discussed: https://www.psychologytoday.com/ca/blog/insight-therapy/201802/the-spanking-debate-is-over
2019-04-261h 01Raising BairnsEpisode 10 - Try It HotWe try talking about feeding babies and instead talk about everything, but also feeding solids to babies. We're the best at this tbh. Here is our kid eating and being adorable. The article that is good and Aleesha talked about near the end.
2019-04-111h 13Raising BairnsEpisode 9 - Cat-astropheHow to have kids with pets, or pets with kids, or kids and pets with potato gratin and a nice jus.
2019-04-021h 09Raising BairnsBachelor Chaser 12 - The Male Hymen: Fact or Fiction? (feat. Meg Martin)Oh my god it's over. It's finally over. ;_;
2019-03-141h 14Raising BairnsBachelor Chaser 11 - Blair Witch Project 3 - Book of ColtonsOur friend Cathy comes by to watch Chris Harrison go Manhunter on Colton and for the wheels to come off the whole franchise. Find Cathy and her wonderful art on Instagram.
2019-03-131h 17Raising BairnsBachelor Chaser 10 - Halo Top Hot Seat™The women tell all, but does All need telling? Well, they got told regardless.
2019-03-0756 minRaising BairnsBachelor Chaser 9 - Call Colton Mint Jelly Cuz He's On The Lam (feat. Victoria Szakaly)Our friend Victoria stops in to help us dissect the dumbest most hilarious two hours of television I've ever seen. JUMP THE FENCE, COCO!
2019-03-071h 28Raising BairnsEpisode 8 - I Am The Greatest Student Of All TimeHow dare you suggest I have ADHD. We count down our favourite baby hacks, including that baby I saw just doing George Carlin bits in Istanbul.
2019-03-011h 00Raising BairnsBachelor Chaser 8 - Never Go To AlabamaHometowns is here! Hometowns is here! The end is near! Let's have a beer! Hometowns is here! Which way will he steer? Let's get into gear! Let's gawk and let's leer! And so on.
2019-02-2859 minRaising BairnsBachelor Chaser 7 - Rashomon X Gossip GirlDRAMZ! Listen to the dramz. Kick up the dramz. Drink a dramz of scotch. If your computer doesn't start try clearing the DRAM. It's Bachelor season and everybody's fishing for some beefcake.
2019-02-221h 02Raising BairnsEpisode 7 - Snaps vs. Zips: A DeathmatchI would trade my salary for Jellicat product. Just hook it to my veins. Anyone who is in a position of authority to decide an article of baby clothing gets snaps instead of zips is a goddamn war criminal.
2019-02-201h 28Raising BairnsBachelor Chaser 6 - We’ve Hit Peak ShowerThe ladies and gentleman go to Vietnam where they giggle about American imperialism, get facials, do some heavy petting, and attempt to beat each other to death. No, really! Also Aleesha does a journalism about American evangelical Christian colleges. It's good and she's very talented and smart and I just want to touch her hair all the time? It's very shiny and nice.
2019-02-141h 082019-02-121h 03Raising BairnsBachelor Chaser 5 - Fear Factor FakeoutJoin us for more Bachelor talk. We talk eating bugs, not eating bugs, having a fight SO IMPORTANT you don't notice you're virtually being dumped in real time, and I use the word "garmonbozia" for maybe the first time in a Bachelor podcast.
2019-02-0757 minRaising BairnsEpisode 5 - My Leaky ValentineOrifices. Orifi? We all have them. Most of the time they open and close of our own volition. Other times we have a baby and they decide to just...not cooperate. We discuss this.
2019-02-061h 03Raising BairnsBachelor Chaser 4 - Bungee Jumping Is A Young Man’s GameA serious episode by serious people, filled with cultural critique and OH A BABY OUR BABY GUESTS SHE'S SO CUTE
2019-01-311h 05Raising BairnsEpisode 4 - Cutestorm 2019Our baby is cute! She is a good baby. We put down our gripe boots and put on our proud pumps. Parenting is hard but the baby is fun! Join us for a love-in. Find us on Twitter @stoicromance and @aleeshabray, but never Tweet. It's bad for you. Horrible website, to be honest.
2019-01-3049 minRaising BairnsBachelor Chaser 3 - Arrr The Right ReasonsWe are BACK and we are talking about The Bachelor for free. No cheques from old ABC for us. Nope, we are VOLUNTEERS. We are marketing for the biggest show on television for NO COMPENSATION. Not a penny. We are normal. This week we discuss scurvy, demisexuals, ultimatums, and I yawn about ten times. It was past my widdle beddy-by tyme. Wah. Catch us on Twitter @aleeshabray and @stoicromance, and hit up my newsletter at antisocial.credit.
2019-01-2459 minRaising BairnsRaising Bairns Episode 3 - No Mom ZoneMom please don't listen to this episode about conception and pregnancy. I beg you. We're on twitter and crap so find us there. I'm not putting the links in you can't make me. Do some legwork, the show is free. My nose is very stuffed up in this episode because I live in Calgary, a hellish tundra where water leaves the air faster than a Christian couple unclear on the concept of Jesus Christ Superstar leaves their community theatre performance. DEAL WITH IT.
2019-01-221h 08Raising BairnsBachelor Chaser 2 - It's My BirthdayThe Bachelor is back, so we are back. As yin follows yang, Garfunkel follows Simon, and Clinton follows the career of Vera Farmiga, it is a relationship that can never be unbroken, across dimensions, time, and destiny. Join us, won't you? JONBENET LIVES! Check out Clinton and Aleesha on Twitter: @stoicromance and @aleeshabray Subscribe to Clinton's newsletter about Calgary, Alberta, Canada, and socialism at antisocial.credit
2019-01-151h 04Raising BairnsRaising Bairns Episode 2 - Ring of FireIt's a new episode, and we're back on the pod scene like a blood truck in a bouncy castle. We talk about the labour that delivered our cool little daughter to the world, and how decidedly atypical and uncool it all was. Content warnings for blood, guts, genitalia, more blood, stress, lots of blood, and medical insanity. Here is a picture of an amniotic perforator, AKA the crochet hook of life. Check out Clinton and Aleesha on Twitter: @stoicromance and @aleeshabray Subscribe to Clinton's newsletter about Calgary, Albe...
2019-01-151h 25Raising BairnsBachelor Chaser 1 - Hot Goose WaterWe talk about ABC's The Bachelor, because we hate ourselves and live for drama.
2019-01-091h 17Raising BairnsRaising Bairns Episode 1 - Sleep, Perchance To ScreamIt's the first episode of Raising Bairns, a parenting podcast with a Scottish name by two very un-Scottish people! In this episode, Clinton and Aleesha talk about how their kid treats sleep like a poison, or some sort of occupying army, and how that makes things Very Good and Fun in life. Check out Clinton and Aleesha on Twitter: @stoicromance and @aleeshabray Subscribe to Clinton's newsletter about Calgary, Alberta, Canada, and socialism at www.antisocial.credit
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