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Colin J. Morris & Patrick Ehlers
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Suck Ships and They're Saying it's Not a Real Show
What do you do when Colin forces you to consider a hypothetical situation from the perspective of a Tim Robinson character? Then, Chupa is out on Netflix, which I guess means it's time for Suck Ships? Ships that suck! Movies that suck! Episodes of good TV shows that suck! And, inevitably, a living vampire man who sucks... blood, that is! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
2023-04-07
31 min
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Creed III Ships and Parisian Betrayal
What do you do when you left for the summer, and your SO ends up hooking up with your best friend? You dump him, right? Then what if he and the friend insist on telling you about everything and then dating in front of you FOREVER? Or, y'know, 'til next summer. Then, Creed III is out in theatres, which means... Patrick and Ryan spend a lot of time talking about Ant-Man and the Wasp Quantumania. Oh, and everyone watches the Creed music video for With Arms Wide Open. Look, it's sort of a weird episode. Hosted on Acast...
2023-03-03
40 min
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Public Domain Ships and Would You Rather
We have a format. Such and such happens, but you are such and such - what do you do? Then Colin comes in here, and poses a "would you rather?" and frankly, no one knows what to do. Would you rather have sex with someone who has to poop or would you rather just not have sex? Then, the Winnie the Pooh horror movie, Blood and Honey (which should really be spelled "Blood and Hunny" now that I'm thinking of it), is released today which means it's time to talk Public Domain Ships! Sports Night! Little Women! Dick Tracy! Wizard...
2023-02-17
34 min
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Top Ships and an Utter Betrayal
I don't know why we let Colin do Hot Takes.Then, there's a new Top Gun movie in theatres which means we're doing Top Ships! Top Gun! The X-Files! Batman! Monsters, Inc.! Stand and Deliver! Dangerous Minds! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
2022-05-27
29 min
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Rescue Ships and Chip in the Brain
If your SO once had a chip implanted in you that made it so he could monitor you all the time, how the heck are you ever supposed to trust him again? Oh, he removed the chip did he? Maybe he just implanted another chip that made you believe you had all your chips removed - EVER THINK OF THAT HUH DID YOU? Then, there's a new Chip & Dale Rescue Rangers movie, so the Shippers are talking Rescue Ships! The other three all talk about whatever, but Colin does a full-on southern re-enactment of Cliffhanger, so listen for that if...
2022-05-21
33 min
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Winkler Ships and Internship of the Century
Oh my god. Kelly saw Morbius so, like, let's talk about what it would be like to be the woman in that movie. There was a woman in that movie right? And then ("and then!?") there's a new season of Barry, co-starring Henry Winkler, so the Shippers are talking their favorite Winkler Ships. Happy Days! Teen Wolf! Ferris Bueller's Day Off! Best in Show! Moon! (And Patrick didn't come up with a ship, so instead he exposes everyone to a cursed Lego / Marvel / Muppets Mash-Up.)
2022-04-29
34 min
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Basement Ships and Tennis Trouble
What do you do when your S.O. takes a tennis court out from under the noses of some pretty cool people who may or may not be Kelly and Colin (but are definitely two strangers in a hypothetical scenario that has nothing to do with half the hosts of this show)? Then, it's sort of a walk to explain why this week's topic is "Basement Ships" but it is. Fraggle Rock! Elmo! That 70s Show! Wayne's World! Sopranos! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
2022-01-21
30 min
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Spice Ships and Overly Diplomatic Colin Solution
Your new S.O. is so cool and so hot and so understanding about all of your weirdness, but they keep horning in on your creative projects. What do you do!? Colin's got an answer that's sure to placate and infuriate all parties in equal measure! Then, it's Dune day, which means the shippers are talkin' Spice Ships! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
2021-10-22
28 min
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Ewww Booo Ships and B-B-B-Benny and the Dress(es)
What do you do when the cynical reporter you're dating publishes the pictures he took of you in the paper of record? Then, Colin didn't want to talk about "Bond Ships" like Ryan suggested, so instead we're talking "Ewww Booo Ships!" Is that a critique of the Bond topic or just an excuse to talk about gross ghosts? Casper! Ghostbusters! Loki! Beetlejuice! Neon Gods! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
2021-10-08
29 min
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Maybe This Is the Long Delayed Ships We're Finally Getting and It Is My Favorite and You Need to Like It
What do you do when Colin is your friend (or your SO) and you really really like him, but, like, my God, it's impossible to get anywhere in Taboo. Have you ever tried? It's the slow burn's slow burn. What are we talking about? Doesn't matter. Then, Black Widow is out after being delayed like 900 times. So the topic is Ships That We Were Denied For A Very Long Time, But Are Finally Getting. Or something like that. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
2021-07-09
33 min
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SDS Ships the Snyder Cut - Chapter 2: Coinstar
The ritual continues as Ryan, Kelly, and Patrick try to determine what the middle 80-minutes of Zack Snyder's Justice League actually entails. Everything is so slow and so weightless that every scene feels like a Martian Manhunter trick. (For real, the only meaningful scene where Martha expresses some genuine pathos, and it's not even her? WHAT CRUELTY IS THIS?) Can Zack Snyder dampen Ryan's OTP? Can Flash find love in Toon Town? Is Cyborg a mechanomancer? Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
2021-04-16
48 min
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SDS Ships the Snyder Cut - Chapter 1: Hotdog Bukkake
At San Diego Comic Con 2018, Ryan, Kelly, and Patrick watched Suicide Squad on three consecutive nights. Thus, an arcane ritual was born: this trio of Shippers would be doomed to recreate this experience every couple years appease the Gods of Apokalips and New Genesis. This year's torment is Zack Snyder's Justice League, which your hosts must discuss for three straight weeks. Will there be ships? Will there be bodies vaporized my Amazonian bracers? Or will it all be slow-mo needle drops and mysterious choirs of Aquaman worshipers? Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
2021-04-09
50 min
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Slept On Ships and Something About Harper's Island
Colin melts down during a hot take about Harper's Island. Then, look, it's a weird week and nothing new is coming out, pop-culture-wise, so it's time to revisit some Slept-on Ships! War Games! Star Wars: The High Republic! The Girl Who Lives Down the Lane! Doom Patrol! Guardians of the Galaxy! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
2021-03-12
44 min
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WW84 Balderdash
What do you do when the rest of your friends have seen Wonder Woman 1984, and they're going to make you play a cruel game where they all lie to you about it? You strap in, call the bullshit, make some fun guesses, and enjoy the ride. Patrick, Ryan and Colin have all seen WW84, and Kelly's got to try to determine ridiculous fact from ridiculous fiction as they recap to the best of their abilities. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
2021-01-15
1h 29
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Nintendo Cartridge Society - Mortal Kombat (1995)
No new episode this week, so here's a recent episode of Nintendo Cartridge Society about the 1995 film Mortal Kombat. Featuring Patrick Ehlers, Mark Mitchell, and Colin J. Morris. New episodes of NCS come out every Tuesday and Thursday, and we'll be back with a new Same Day Shipping next week! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
2021-01-08
1h 23
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OctFoeBer and Too Taboo For Boo
What do you do when you can't convince anyone to watch your favorite sexy TV show? Also what if you're the only person who finds it sexy? Also also what if you're Colin J. Morris and this isn't so much a hypothetical question as just your goddamn reality and you really really really want your girlfriend to watch Taboo with you??? Then, fake October and forced word play continues with OctFoeBer Ships! The Shippers are always fans of enemies-to-lovers, this is just a formalized reason to explore some of their faves. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy...
2020-11-13
46 min
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Tales From the Ship and Pie Pie Poo Poo
What do you do when you're too sick to pull off the heist with your SO? And who is to blame when you start barfing all over the cash you boosted from the mafia stronghold? (Subquestion: is there anything more embarrassing or unpleasant than pooing your pants?) Then, hey, it's Halloween, which means it's time for Tales from the Ship. Does everyone understand the black cat-egory? Or do they all just have to boo their beast to scare up with some killer ships with very little desecration? It's a cobwebcast episcream to dismember with your fiends Skelly Boo-gent, Coffin J...
2020-10-30
55 min
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Girls on a Mission Ships and Many Boxes of Remains
Colin tries to convince his friends that it's not so weird to keep the remains of 30 pets in your one-room apartment. The boxes he's keeping those remains in, evidently, are very nice. Then, it's time to discuss Girls on a Mission ships. It's two two girls, trying to get shit done, maybe sharing a few smooches along the way! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
2020-09-11
37 min
P.S. I Love Rom-Coms
"Love Actually" with Ryan Mogge, Kelly Nugent, Patrick Ehlers, and Colin J. Morris
Ryan Mogge, Kelly Nugent, Patrick Ehlers, and Colin J. Morris (hosts of Same Day Shipping Podcast) join Allie and Mia as they discuss the iconic holiday Rom-Com "Love Actually" starring Hugh Grant, Keira Knightley, Emma Thompson, Liam Neeson, Alan Rickman, and MANY more. Together they take on the herculean task of going through all 9 couples of the movie and deciding if they “ship” them or not.__SHOW INFORMATION Instagram: @P.S.ILoveRomComsPod Twitter: @P.S.ILoveRomComsPod Email: P.S.ILoveRomComsPod@gmail.com
2020-09-10
1h 10
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Avengers Anti-Ships and I Thought You Were Struck By Lightning
Do you assume that your SO is in some kind of body swap scenario? Or cheating on you? You'd be surprised which one the Shippers all assume. Then, there's a new Avengers game out there, and some of the character models are a little wonky, so it's time to talk Avengers ANTI-SHIPS. Who in the Marvel universe is too repugnant to ship with anything? Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
2020-09-04
38 min
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Face the Music Ships and Rounded-Off Pennies
What do you do when you find out your SO has been scamming the company they work for out of hundreds of thousands of dollars? You GET IN ON IT. Right? Bilk away, I say. Then, there's a new Bill & Ted movie, so it's time the Shippledips talk Face the Music ships! Best Little Whorehouse in Texas! Ten Years! Airheads! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
2020-08-28
59 min
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DC x SDS All Stars FanDome Ships
DC's Fandome is this weekend, which feels like a perfect opportunity for one of Kelly's patented blackout rage-tirades about the Snyder Cut. Oh, wait, no: I mean it's the perfect opportunity to randomly match up the best of the best of the DC Universe with a list of SDS All-Stars! Can the shippers get out of this one without ogling Dick Grayson's ass? No! Of course they can't! Why would they even try!? Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
2020-08-21
50 min
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Crimes and School and Ships and Wedding Song Surprise
Look, first of all, don't have your wedding in Coronavirus time. You think you want that, but MY GOD, it can wait. But then also, p l e a s e don't sing a custom medley of parody Disney songs during your maid of honor speech. I mean, gross, right? Then, Teenage Bounty Hunters is out on Netflix, so it's time to explore Crime and School and Ships! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
2020-08-14
47 min
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Crossroads Ships and Stolen Quips
What do you do when a VERY SITCOM-Y premise plays out, and your S.O. steals your perfectly crafted joke? Probably just watch that episode of Happy Endings and do what they did? Then, there's a new Fast & Furious video game called "Fast & Furious: Crossroads" which means it's time to discuss Crossroads Ships. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
2020-08-07
50 min
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Fist N Ships and America's Best Sleuths
Mogge's got some beef with the list of America's Best Sleuths as it appears on the Murder She Wrote DVD box set special features (seriously, why is Sherlock Holmes on this list), so the Shipple Dips hash it out. Then, there's a new movie about the ACLU's non-stop fights against the Trump administration coming out today, and that movie is called "The Fight." That's justification enough to talk about the Fist and Ships of our favorite fightin' ships, right? RIGHT. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
2020-07-31
42 min
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Baseball Ships and Quiet Fiances
You've had a whole conversation with someone without noticing the person sitting next to them. Is that person just boring? Or some kind of ghost? Maybe you're the ghost? Then, believe it or not, baseball is starting up (THAT SEEMS SAFE), so the Shipple Dips are taking it to the diamond and sliding into home ship. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
2020-07-24
49 min
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Paper Ships and Watermelon Madness
Marvel at the Shipple Dips as they unanimously (?) agree that there is A Right Way to do something... like cut a watermelon. Then, it's time for a new entry in the Paper Mario franchise which means: Paper Ships! Newspaper? That counts? From a book? That counts too! Related to paper in some mysterious third way (that also might be the first way)? OF COURSE THAT COUNTS TOO. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
2020-07-17
51 min
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Unkillable Ships and Grandma's Voice
How much time could you, realistically, stay with your serial-killer-hunting boyfriend after they use their most EXTRA techniques to make your son cry? (Boy, these things are getting dark.) Then: The Old Guard is out on Netflix, which means it's time to discuss Unkillable Ships. Immortal beings? People that die, but keep coming back? Or just ships so gross Ryan, Patrick and Colin will never convince Kelly to let them die? Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
2020-07-10
46 min
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Musical Ships and Funko Ultimatum
A dramatic reading of an Am I The Asshole leads to some serious questions about what hobbies are deal breakers. Funko Pops? Always a broken deal. Then, Hamilton is on Disney Plus, so the Dippers are talkin' Musical Ships! That Thing You Do! A Goofy Movie! The King and I! My Fair Lady! Little Shop of Horrors! Chicago! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
2020-07-03
43 min
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Bait and Switch Ship - Welcome Back to Roswell
This week, the shippers are taking a break, but we didn't want to leave your feeds empty. As regular listeners know, Ryan has a WB Alien drama close to her heart and Patrick is a good friend up for adventure. Together, they host Welcome Back to Roswell, a show dedicated to recapping the 90's teen soap Roswell and the current adult soap Roswell, New Mexico. RNM season 2 is on Netflix this week, so enjoy this ep and then start the binge of your life. It's pretty addictive, so you should be done just in time to listen to a new...
2020-06-26
1h 24
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Zombie Ships and Oops I Followed You To New York
A conversation about following a boy to New York turns into a Sliding Doors "What If?" scenario. Magic and time travel and retcons... ships are tough.... so tough they die? AND COME SHAMBLING BACK TO LIFE AS ZOMBIES? Is it possible we've never done zombie ships before? Shrug emoji on this one - pretty sure it's a new topic. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
2020-06-19
44 min
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UST Ships and Extraordinary Secret Playlist
Is it a total violation to know what someone is thinking just because you hear the song that's in their heart? I mean, probably? Then, while the Shippledips usually prefer to see their ships sail, maybe some sexual tension is better left unresolved. It's time for Unresolved Sexual Tension (UST) Ships! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
2020-06-12
42 min
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Unreleased Ships and Operating Table Surprise
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2020-06-05
45 min
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SDS Allstars and Hottie with a Bodyswap
It's time for another installment of Same Day Shipping All-Stars. 200 of the Shipper's favorite characters to ship (and to anti-ship!) go into a big ol' pot and get mixed up and shipped around until everyone has hearts in their eyes! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
2020-05-29
52 min
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Die Hard Ships and Cougartown Courtships
How do you go from being slut shamed by your neighbor to boinking them? There's gotta be a way, right? Then, it's some sort of Die Hard anniversary, so it's time for Die Hard Ships! Happy anniversary and just keep livin'. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
2020-05-22
32 min
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Episode One Ships and Balloon Babes
We just can't get away from Balloon Adventure movie, can we? Then, Star Wars Episode I Racer was SUPPOSED to come out this week, so we're talking Episode One Ships. Does that mean Star Wars? Occasionally, sure! Also means we're talking Murder She Wrote and trying desperately to remember The Nanny. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
2020-05-15
42 min
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Disney Ships III: Unshippables and The Kiss Betrayal
What do you do when you show up on an island and then... something... happens? [Hey, it's me: Patrick. I write the episode descriptions. How's it going? This is week's Hot Take (which is what we call out cold opens - it's cute, right?) is about Too Hot To Handle. As is the case with all the Netflix reality shows, Kelly, Ryan, and Colin all watched it and love it and have funny things to say about it, but I didn't. I think this one is about it costing everyone money any time you hook up?] Then, it's the conclusion...
2020-05-08
42 min
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Alien Ships and Spreadsheet Secrets
What do you do when your SO keeps track of your relationship with an elaborate spreadsheet? Is that creepier than journaling and WHY IS THAT SO MUCH CREEPIER THAN JOURNALING. Plus, at the time of recording, it's April 26, which makes it Alien Day! The shippers have the hottest alien ships to discuss! E.T., Lilo and Stitch, Mass Effect! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
2020-05-01
48 min
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Final Fantasy VII Ships and Wedding Dress Dumper
Final Fantasy VII is back, so you know what that means! The shippers are going to find the perfect ship for all the main characters - including all those characters you don't actually get to in the Remake! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
2020-04-10
47 min
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Quiet Ships and the Joey Betrayal
What do you do when your friends don't text you back? Nah nah nah: what do you do when you friend CALLS YOU OUT for not texting back on yer dang podcast? This drama plays out in real time and the ultimate relationship fans may have to mend their own (relationships, that is). If the Shippers can patch things up before the episode is also, they also planned to discuss "Quiet Ships." It's wild to think that A Quiet Place 2 would have been out by now, right? Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
2020-04-03
39 min
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Home Ships and Quarantine Hotties
What do you do when your new crush wants to be quarantined with you? Welcome her in for untold months or shut the door without saying a word? Then it's on to Home Ships. You know home, right? It's the place you never leave anymore? OHGODIMSOBOREDANDLONELY... I mean enjoy the show! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
2020-03-27
37 min
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Island Ships and Bottom Half Dad
What do you do when your SO's kids try to bring her ex back from the dead? Then, everyone is trapped on their own homes, and there's a new Animal Crossing where you build a town on a deserted island, so the Dips are talking Island Ships! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
2020-03-20
36 min
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Friday the 13th Ships and Gremlins on a Plane
What happens when you find yourself in a scenario you've seen in three different versions of the Twilight Zone, an episode of The Simpsons, and maybe a Futurama? Then, it's Friday the 13th, so we come together with some ships about that. What are we focusing on here? Slashers? Unluckiness? Just Fridays in general? Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
2020-03-13
41 min
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Van Ships and MLM BDSM
It's another twofer! Kelly and Colin talk about loving the puppet but not the hand, vampiric sexual tension, and bad wigs that make sex good. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
2020-03-06
37 min
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Leap Ships and Invisible Exes
Okay, so can your SO's ex be both invisible AND not-evil? Seems like invisibility and evil go hand-in-hand, right? Then Ryan and Patrick leap into a longer-than-usual year with their favorite Leap Ships. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
2020-02-28
31 min
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Love is Blind Ships and Desk Chair Smackdown
Ryan and Kelly talk Love is Blind, out on Netflix now. There's so much to cover! Villainous love rhombuses, white scientists from Maine, and obviously, Nick Lachey. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
2020-02-21
54 min
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Saint Ships and Undercover Mob Boss
We've got another duo ship for you this week! Ryan and Colin discuss their favorite Saint Ships to celebrate the holiday (that neither of them celebrate.) How would Beethoven the dog fair in ancient Ireland? Are Jake and Elwood Blues worthy of canonisation? More importantly can the shippers fix the missed opportunity that was Blues Brothers 2000? Also; Murder, She Wrote, "mafia detectives" and incongruent music on DVDs/Netflix. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
2020-02-14
29 min
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Prey Ships / Homonym Ships and Matrix Kisses
What do you do when your S.O. has to kiss someone else as part of a secret mission? (You have a protracted conversation about The Matrix Reloaded, of course.) Then, Patrick and Colin had a little bit of confusion about what the topic is... after losing a "Bird Ships" episode, they attempt the later half of that equation with "Prey Ships"... or "Homonym Ships"... or "Pray Ships"... Look, it's a fun time. Weekly World News! Goonies! Ninja Turtles! Jurassic World! Keeping the Faith! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
2020-02-07
33 min
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Rhythm Ships and Break Up Cruise Ships
What do you do when you're trapped on a space cruise with your SO for 3 years? You become the Phantom of the Opera and make up a bunch of cool sci-fi stuff happen. Then, Kelly and Patrick use the release of The Rhythm Section to talk about their favorite Rhythm Ships! School of Rock! Black Swan! Whiplash! PaRappa the Rapper! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
2020-01-31
40 min
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Witch Ships and The Circle
Kelly and Ryan and Colin are sooooo happy that everyone independently decided to watch The Circle on Netflix. Meanwhile, Patrick hasn't watched The Circle on Netflix (how would someone even accomplish such a task?). Then, the Shippers celebrate the return of the Chilling Adventures of Sabrina (also on Netflix) by talking through their favorite Witch Ships. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
2020-01-24
45 min
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Bad Ships and Nun Trickery
Would you do the bidding of a rogue nun in order to figure out if your SO fucked some hot count overseas? Then, there's a new Bad Boys movie so the Shippers come up with multiple Good Ideas for Bad Ships. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
2020-01-17
38 min
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Star Wars Ships Debrief and Witcher Dreams
Okay, what if I describe the sexiest person imaginable... Do you have it? Are you picturing it? Are you picturing SANTA CLAUS? No! You're picturing the Witcher (second place would be the mustache-spy from Mission Impossible. Then, the Shippers unpack their complicated feelings about The Rise of Skywalker in a spoiler-filled debrief about all the ships that didn't sail (and the ships that didn't sail right). Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
2020-01-10
38 min
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Dragon Ships Revisited
Hello Shippers! We couldn't get together this week to record an episode so please enjoy this classic from the vault. Dragon Ships! We'll be back with a new ep next week, but until then, keep shipping Mushu with everyone and anyone. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
2019-12-27
41 min
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Star Wars Unshippables and Colin Gets Clowned
Sometimes, you have to realize that you are the clown you always feared the most. Other times, there's a new Star Wars movie, so the Shippers have a spoiler-free conversation about which Star Wars characters are the most unshippable (and holy cow, are some of these monsters unshippable). Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
2019-12-20
28 min
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Rock Ships and So He Says He's a Knight
Look, the Shippers are just never going to trust time travelers, even when they claim to be knights. Then, there's a new Jumanji movie, which features Dwayne Johnson, therefore the topic of the day is ROCK SHIPS. Is there an extended conversation about The Thing (Fantastic Four) ships? Hey, you bet. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
2019-12-13
33 min
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Flying Ships and Psycho-Sexual Flip (Phones)
...in which the conversation inevitably turns to which phone would be the most effective vibrator. Then, there's a movie out today with Felicity Jones and Eddie Redmayne where she's an expert balloonist and he's definitely not Stephen Hawking. It's called Aeronauts and the trailer is hilarious. So the Dippers are talking Flying Ships! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
2019-12-06
36 min
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Murder Mystery Ships and Nanny Surprise
What do you do if you find yourself in a "Servant" scenario, and the baby you're taking care of turns out to be a doll? You GET PAID, right? Maybe you're too embarrassed to GET PAID!?!? Then, it's Knives Out day, so prepare for some Murder Mystery Ships! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
2019-11-29
41 min
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Frozen 2: Disney Ships Part 3 and FMK Under the Sea Edition
Frozen 2 is in theatres and Disney+ is in our homes, which can only mean one thing: it's time for Disney Ships III. Get ready for all-new ships from across the Disney cannon... and at least one re-litigation of an old ship... Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
2019-11-22
39 min
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Bounty Hunter Ships and True Lies Guys
What do you do when this hot new stranger, who's also an incredible dancer, flees the fancy party and sets off a bunch of explosives? Sexy spy games abound! Then, we've got a healthy double-dose of The Mandalorian this week, so the Shippers are talking Bounty Hunter Ships. Some of these ships only technically involve bounty hunters, and some are based of stolen chemistry. But, hey, they're all great. Sneaky Pete! King of the Hill! Cowboy Beebop! Firefly! Metroid! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
2019-11-15
36 min
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Bad Song, Good Ships and Maid Switch
What do you do when you realize your maid is hyper-literal, but also a super talented baker? That might not be a relationship question or super relatable, but the Shippers answer it anyway! Plus, "Last Christmas" is in theatres, which means the Dippers are talking about the best ships in the worst songs! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
2019-11-08
38 min
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Roboships and Genie Dates
...and for your third wish, you set the genie free, right? What if it seems like that genie is going to ask you out on a date? AWKWARD. Then it's on to a Colin-less discussion of Robo-Ships. Terminator said he'd be back - he meant to snuggle, right? Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
2019-11-01
33 min
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Ship or Treat and Fiery Lover
What do you do when, just as you're confessing something real, your partner accidentally (?) confesses to something much more dangerous? But like... with a funny twist. Then, the Shippers get ready to go Ship or Treating with a premise they can all sort of agree on. For each of these four unshippable characters, can they come up with one match that's a perfect trick and another that's a perfect treat? Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
2019-10-25
33 min
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Imaginary Friend Ships and Employment Surprise
What do you do when the person you fell in love with (...and let move in with you even though he doesn't APPEAR to be employed...) turns out to be a gigolo your friends paid to go out with you? THAT'S SOME BOMBSHELL-LEVEL SECRET. Do you dump the S.O.? Dump the friends? Sure! You've got your imaginary friends anyway! Jo Jo Rabbit is out today so the shippers (minus Kelly, as this is the episode where she reveal that she's either imaginary or a cyborg) discuss Imaginary Friend Ships! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for...
2019-10-18
44 min
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Morticia and Gomez Ur-Ship and Couples Costumes Red Flags
Couples costumes can be fun, but what do you do when he always wants you to be the murder victim? Like every time? Then, the Shippers often talk about other relationships but are there any out there as awesome as Gomez and Morticia Addams? There's a new Addams Family movie, and the ships are all classic. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
2019-10-11
31 min
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Comedian Ships and Failed Ghosts
Kicking off a month of spooky hot takes, the Shippers answer the question: what do you do when your S.O.'s crafting skills are so poor they ruin all of your sheets (and maybe your towels too)? Then, because we live in a nightmare world that bares down on us relentlessly, Joker is out this week! The Shippledips put together their favorite Comedian Ships. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
2019-10-04
44 min
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Snowy Ships and 90s Wayback TV
Ryan begins the episode by coming up with the greatest invention in the history of mankind... and Patrick refuses to move on with the literally dozens of elegant, easy transitions. Then the Shippers don't really know what to do with a new Abominable Snowman movie coming out (for real, Zendaya is Meeche only came out a a year ago), so they do what they do every episode: TRY TO SHIP IT. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
2019-09-27
33 min
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I'm Gettin Too Old For This Ships and Tall Girl Lies
Okay, so one episode of Saved by the Bell says that boys approach tall girls while they're sitting, ask them out without ever seeing them stand, discover they are tall upon standing, and then freak out. WE DON'T HAVE TO BELIEVE THAT'S REAL. Plus, Rambo is back in theatres, which means the Shippers are getting Too Old for this Ship. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
2019-09-20
37 min
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Unlucky Ships and Trailer Cry Boys
Awwww, shoot - are the shippers ssssooooorta interested in the Joker trailer? I mean, it's certainly making Colin cry... but then again, so are all movie trailers. Waitaminute though - today is Friday the 13th, so your hosts have to talk about Unlucky Ships. LOST! Carrie! Spider-Man! Roadrunner! Gilmore Girls! Series of Unfortunate Events! Home Alone! Hold on, are these all just the sweetest ships ever to grace this gross little show? Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
2019-09-13
32 min
C'mon Now Sugah
Ep 3: You Think You Know Somebody & Return of the Kane
This week, Colin and Ryan are joined by Patrick Ehlers (Same Day Shipping, Nintendo Cartridge Society) to discuss Tijuana trips, bad boyfriends, missing moms, Pirate Points, dating dads, girly ghosts, paternal pressures, and, well, bum fights. They can't all be alliterative.
2019-09-10
2h 59
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King Ships and Surprise Human Hunts
A 1 in 52 chance that you're going to have to be hunted by your future in-laws... that ain't so bad, right? Then it time for IT part 2, which means the Shippers are taking the long walk to "King Ships" (and only partially understanding the assignment). Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
2019-09-06
34 min
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Back to School Ships and Poisoned Plate Flips
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2019-08-30
37 min
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EPISODE 100: Ships vs. Wild
To celebrate 100 episodes of Same Day Shipping, the Shippers take another crack at playing an interactive Netflix show together. This time, it's YOU vs. Wild. And you may ask yourself: what could they possibly find to ship in this choose-your-own-adventure-style Bear Grylls survival-reality show? Uh, don't worry - there's a ship in here and it's hot and it's basically guaranteed to not have Station or Mushu or Hagrid in it. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
2019-08-23
28 min
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Runaway Ships and Salmon Cannon
Would you travel by tube if you could? WHAT IF YOU WERE ONE OF THOSE FISH? Look: it's a goofy one. Then, in honor of "Hey, Brenadette, Why Aren't You the Place We Expect You To Be? Shouldn't You Be At Home?", the shippers do Runaway Ships! Which.. is running away romantic? Jeez man, I don't know. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
2019-08-16
34 min
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Scary Ships to Tell in the Dark and Robot Cousin
When is it ever appropriate to offer "a reason these two should not be wed?" Like, never... right? Even in the case of A.I doppelgangers? Then, it's on to Scary Ships to Tell in the Dark. It's the spookiest ships this side of a Halloween episode! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
2019-08-09
37 min
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Introducing C'mon Now Sugah
This week the shippers are treating you to a special bonus episode!Enjoy this sneak peek into C’MON NOW SUGAH! The Veronica Mars Podcast hosted by Ryan Mogge and Colin J. Morris. Join them as they discus the San Diego Comic Con Panel, analyze season 4, and give you a taste of what’s to come. Like what you hear?Subscribe here (https://apple.co/2KwXfnj) or wherever you get your podcasts. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
2019-08-06
1h 28
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Spinoff Ships and Space Herpes Lips
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2019-08-02
33 min
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Theme Park Ships and Celebrity Hits
What do you do when one-quarter of a double-date asks you to punch them? Get some free martial arts training from Neo! Then it's on to Theme Park Ships because OMG Galaxy's Edge is a thing and Mogge's been there. Who are the Shippers favorite Theme Park Ships? Pirates of the Caribbean! Snow White! Mulan! Journey into Imagination! The Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt! Plus, Colin totally knows what a Parrot Head is... Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
2019-06-07
38 min
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Dragon Ships and Hulu Hardships
Colin has been using Patrick's Hulu log-in, so why is he seeing totally different ads? Bail-bondsmen!? Colin, what have you been searching! But then it's on to Dragon Ships, whether or not the shippers have any hope of actually training them. Spirited Away! The Hobbit! Mulan! Shrek! Sleeping Beauty! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
2019-03-01
40 min
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Quitting Ships and From Hair to Worse
What do you do when your new S.O. keeps changing hairstyles? GRILL THEM ABOUT IT UNTIL THEY FREAK OUT AND SHAVE IT OFF?!?! Plus, Patrick's quitting his day job, so the Shippers are talkin' Quittin' Ships! The Office! Jerry Maguire! The Truman Show! Half-Baked! Finally a listener question prompts a discussion about which OTPs couldn't hack the holidays. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
2019-02-01
45 min
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Grump Ships and Dear Evan Hansen
Cat- and microphone-problems notwithstanding, the Shippers try to excuse the behavior of a manipulative teenage boyfriend-to-be waiting in the wings. Evan Hansen, you know what you did. Plus, Patrick sits up straight, which means he’s trying. Then it’s time for Grump Ships! Hocus Pocus! Harry Potter! The Princess Bride! Hello Dolly! Grumpy Old Men! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
2018-11-09
28 min
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Red Dead Redemption and Celebrity Obsessions
With apologies to Megan Fox and Andrew Barrymore, the Shippers try to figure out what to do with an SO’s celebrity obsession. Plus, the biggest game of the year is out today, so your hosts have the obligatory conversation about horse testicles in Red Dead Redemption 2! Without Colin, the Shippers milk the topic for all it’s worth - Red Ships! Dead Ships! Redemption Ships! Legends of Tomorrow slash ships! Huh?!?! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
2018-10-26
31 min
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Wedding Ships and Dear Prudence
It’s a very special wedding episode of Same Day Shipping! We’ve got something old (Patrick), something new (a frog with mustache), something borrowed (the premise of the hot take, from Dear Prudence) and something blue (the hottest gigolo)! Parks and Recreation! The Wedding Date! Doctor Who! Thumbalina! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
2018-10-05
32 min
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Puppet Ships and The Meg
Ships from The Meg quickly turns into an overall critique of the movie, a condemnation of Colin’s funnboy persona, and back rub train. Then the Happy Time Murders have us thinking Puppet Ships. DIG IT: we’ve got a historic OTP/NoTP pairing and your Shippers can. not. deal. Labyrinth! Christmas Toy! JT and Britney! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
2018-08-24
35 min
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The Podcast is Dark Tonight
Normally, the shippers answer your questions! But tonight, things got a little hectic, so they pose the questions to you. Listeners! Have answers to Colin, Kelly, Patrick, or Ryan's hot takes? Tweet at us @shippledips or using #shippledips or email us at shippledipsshow@gmail.com! We love you, and see you next week! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
2018-08-03
03 min
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Colin Hates the Beach
The summer of sequels continues! In an attempt to un-Scrooge Colin the Shippers talk beach ships, San Diego Comic Con, and what happens in a romance if your S.O. forces you to watch Suicide Squad every night. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
2018-07-27
36 min
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Pop Song Ships 2
This week Patrick, Colin and Mogge are talking pop song ships, bad vacays with your BFF and whether it’s okay to ship Sims of your friends. Also, the gang chooses which Tiny Toon to date. The ep ends with a make out sesh that Kelly is sure to be sorry she missed! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
2018-07-13
35 min
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Cop Ships
What’s a girl to do when her date wears a Captain America shirt every time they go out? You ask about it, but put a little stank on it, right? Then the Shippers move on to the topic of Cop Ships. Miss Fisher’s Murder Mysteries! Columbo! Killing Eve! Homicide! Detroit: Become Human! Plus, witness as Patrick becomes Ed Harris’ character from Westworld. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
2018-06-29
35 min
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Jurassic Ships
Do we need a fifth entry in the Jurassic franchise? Yes, if only so our shippers can devote an episode to finding ultimate ships for all the characters. Plus, Ryan and Patrick are pretty good actors, guys. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
2018-06-22
38 min
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Beach Party and Lady Ships
Ocean’s 11, Ocean’s 12, Ocean’s 13, Ocean’s... 8? It’s time for a soft reboot (which Colin is totally okay with, btw), but this time with all ladies! So we’ve got Lady Ships on the brain. Plus a frank discussion of Beach Blanket Bingo strategy and what to do with do when your SO is deathly allergic to your cat. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
2018-06-08
36 min
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New Kids and A Match Made in Space
Hollywood Hot Shot Colin J. Morris couldn’t make it to today’s show, so instead, he calls in with a not-actually-a-question about Back to the Future. Then the Shippers turn to ships featuring the new kid in town. The Simpsons! Just One of the Guys! Footloose! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
2018-04-13
39 min
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X Marks the Ship
What do you do when the charming rakish gentleman you’ve been chatting with ends up being a student of Super Seducer? You buckle in for another two hours of conversation and an clumsy transition into Treasure Hunting Ships! The Wild Thornberrys! Treasure Planet! Uncharted! The Mummy! Plus, what does Patrick mean when he says “kissy time” and is it anything like The Mask-esque calypso dance sequence playing on repeat in Colin’s head? Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
2018-03-16
35 min
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A Wrinkle in Time, YA Ships and Colin’s Coupon Query
A Wrinkle in Time looks like it’s gonna be crazy, and it’s got the Shippers thinking about their favorite ships from Young Adult fiction. From Animorphs to Lemony Snicket to Lord of the Rings to The Boy Who Lost His Face, they’re talking the best Ships on the page. Plus, Colin sweats a coupon that’s about to expire and the girls share (perhaps over share) their fic-huntin’ habits. [filter by: EXPLICIT] Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
2018-03-09
41 min
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A F*cking Bet & Olympic Ships
Special guest, Jen Kleinrock, joins the shippers to help decide: what do you do if your prom date only asked you out to settle a bet? Is it unforgivable, even if you are elected prom queen? With the Winter Games upon us, the gang discuses the Olympic romances of Mario and Sonic, Apollo Ono and Tara Lipinski, and the Greek Gods from which the games originated. Also, Jen and Ryan accidentally guess the plot of The Cutting Edge III: Chasing the Dream and we learn that Colin will do ANYTHING to ride a pegasus. Hosted on Acast. See...
2018-02-09
32 min
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Ghost Ships and A Walk To Remember
It’s been about 16 years since the release of A Walk to Remember, what better way to pay our respects than to make fun of the wishes of a dying girl? Then, the Shippers talk ghost ships, and despite their better efforts simply cannot guess what Colin’s ship is. (Beetlejuice felt like it was going to be right!!!) Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
2018-02-02
28 min
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Fifty Shades and Missile Ships
The shippers may not know the difference between word play and a pun, but they do know this: don’t buy your SO a surprise house. It ain’t sexy - not even in a dom-Colin kind of way. Then it’s on to Missile / Rocket ships! What’s that mean? Sex in bunkers under false pretenses! Personal responsibility and free will in omniscient relationships! Harboring exactly seven years of resentment! And of course: Top Gun. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
2018-01-05
37 min
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Learning to Love Christmas
Colin’s Christmas spirit was dead: to begin with. There was no doubt whatever about that. The register of its burial was signed by Ryan Mogge, Patrick Ehlers and Kelly Nugent. Colin J. Morris signed it: and Morris’ name was good upon ‘Change, for anything he chose to put his hand to. His Christmas spirit was dead as a doornail. Can Ryan, Patrick and Kelly use all their shipping expertise to complete the ultimate non-canonical ship? Colin / Christmas. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
2017-12-22
35 min
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Slasher Ships
With special guest Jen Kleinrock, the gang breaks down the pros and cons of wearing a costume alone in your apartment on Halloween. The consensus is “do you.” Later, a startling discovery is made: Colin skipped right over Sleepaway Camp to watch 2, 3 & 4. Nevertheless, he proposes an unholy union between Angela and Jason. Jen, Kelly and Ryan stick with hero characters for their ships, but the gang reunited to mock Patrick’s tweet humor. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
2017-10-27
32 min
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Star Trek Discovery
The shippers set out to find ships in Star Trek Discovery but end up speaking fake Klingon as loud as they can. Hey did anyone even like this thing? BESIDES COLIN!? Plus, a Hot Take that questions the need for the “speak now or forever hold your peace” in wedding ceremonies. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
2017-09-29
30 min
Hellmouthy
Something Blue // Hush (Patrick Ehlers & Colin J. Morris)
This week on Hellmouthy: Patrick Ehlers (Retcon Punch and My Name is Weezer) and Colin J. Morris (Drac and the Swamp Rats, Cousins, and Calico High School) join Ryan and Kelly to talk Buffy the Vampire Slayer’s Something Blue and Hush. They talk the tough stuff: lying by omission, how to console a friend, and traffic—specifically on Sunset from Vine to Highland.ONE QUESTION: MAGIC OR MAGIC GUY? Let us know!On Nerdist School Network. See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.
2016-09-01
2h 33
Hellmouthy
Something Blue // Hush (Patrick Ehlers & Colin J. Morris)
This week on Hellmouthy: Patrick Ehlers (Retcon Punch and My Name is Weezer) and Colin J. Morris (Drac and the Swamp Rats, Cousins, and Calico High School) join Ryan and Kelly to talk Buffy the Vampire Slayer’s Something Blue and Hush. They talk the tough stuff: lying by omission, how to console a friend, and traffic—specifically on Sunset from Vine to Highland.ONE QUESTION: MAGIC OR MAGIC GUY? Let us know!On Nerdist School Network. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
2016-09-01
2h 33