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Fluff in Brooklyn's Fluff Radio ReviewFluff Radio Review #67: THE END…or This Isn’t Goodbye, This is Banana HammockOh Boyz 2 Men! Why didn’t you explain to me how to actually SAY GOODBYE rather than just singing about how hard it is to do so?! One final show and one final party to send Ms. Annie off to CA in style…A crazy mess of a show with lots of love both from all of you fans, and FOR all of you fans. Fluff Radio Review is the most fun and rewarding creative project I’ve ever been a part of, and Brooklyn misses Annie something fierce. But don’t cry.
Okay…maybe cry a little.
We love each and e...
2009-01-131h 48Fluff in Brooklyn's Fluff Radio ReviewFluff Radio Review #66: The Second to Last OneNearly a year after show 66 was recorded, it has at last been edited, polished up, and prepared for your consumption. Will it be worth the wait? The only way to find out is to listen. I’m not saying Jimmy Hoffa is inside, but I am saying that it’s better than that time Geraldo opened his alleged tomb on live television.
Musical Guest:
The Fluff Radio House Band
Tales of Wonder:
Poopin’ at the Dentist
Make Your Own Dolphin
World’s Coolest Drumsticks
Sock Lobster!
Martial Arts Secret Weapon: The Blossom Attack!
Songs:
The Garbage Man
Six Degrees of Johnny D...
2008-11-0259 minFluff in Brooklyn's Fluff Radio ReviewBONUS CLIP: Garbage Man Song (from Fluff Radio Review #66: The Second to Last One)http://www.fluffinbrooklyn.com for more!
2008-11-0202 minFluff in Brooklyn's Fluff Radio ReviewFluff Radio Review #65: Trick or Treat BananaphoneIn the time of ancient Gods, Warlords and Kings, a land in turmoil cried out for some humor. They were Annie and Colleen, mighty Princesses forged in the heat of Brooklyn. Their comedy would change the world!
Musical Guest:
The Puppini Sisters performing “Heart of Glass” and “Wuthering Heights”
Tales of Wonder:
* Period Weaponry - and we’re not talking Renaissance.
* Ear, Nose, and Throat Singing
* Bananaphone!
* Denim Forensics
* How to Play the Mouth Harp, with Mikey IQ Jones
Most Memorable Lines Taken Out of Context:
* “Use your period for Good!”
* “The squiiiid! SQUUIIIIIIIID!!!”
* “I’ve got two useless bananas!”
* “Knock knock, who’s there...
2008-02-0152 minFluff in Brooklyn's Fluff Radio ReviewFluff Radio Review #64: Not Waving But Drowning (in Speedos)Bring on the live Violin! The amazing Not Waving But Drowning joins us in the studio for this week’s episode. A band filled with celebrities: Pinky: The Proud Former Owner of Pantyliner.com; John: Wanted in Three States for Swing-Related Acts of Violence; Jeremy: A Man of Many Many Words (all of them Brilliant…and siilent); and Sir Mason Brown, whom you’ve all met before. Together they form one of the most original bands this here city has seen in a long long time. Join us to dance along to live (in my apartment) performances of the happiest domest...
2007-12-2048 minFluff in Brooklyn's Fluff Radio ReviewFluff Radio Review #63: Make Left Here...Make Left Here...RecalculatingDo you have a sense of direction about as good a dead seal’s? Well, you’re in luck! Introducing the FLUFF GPS system! We’ll get you there or at least within 50 miles of where you wanted to go. And we won’t ramble on and on about when to make rights and lefts, but will tell you the REALLY important things like spots we once got mugged and the best delis to buy 10 year old twinkees. Fluff GPS WE MAKEA YOUR DREEEEAMS COME TRUE!
Musical Guest:
Luke Temple performing “Saturday People” and “People Do”
Tales of Wonder:
* GPS AKT BEAN Crime E...
2007-12-0248 minFluff in Brooklyn's Fluff Radio ReviewFluff Radio Review #62: Postal PancakesIt’s time to fold up your beard and put away your flannel for another year, but we hope everyone had a great Lumberjack Day. In preparation for next year, we reveal an amazing secret that is SO secret that the government probably doesn’t want you to know about it! And I’m not talking about Children of the Unicorn, although the government probably doesn’t want you to know about them either, because if the awesomosity of their sonic vibrations hit the public at large, the world would probably implode with sexy coolness.
Musical Guest:
Children of the Unicorn...
2007-11-0138 minFluff in Brooklyn's Fluff Radio ReviewFluff Radio Review #61: A Tree Grew In Brooklyn (and we cut that s**t down)If you make it past the opening of this bad-boy you win yourself a big ol’ plate of pancakes! In celebration of the 3rd Annual Lumberjack Day this week’s show is co-hosted by a few actual lumberjacks, a real Canadian, and a narcoleptic. It’s filled to the brim with sweet, sweet, syrup and Pine Puns you can’t help but feel the urge to break out your Pearl Jam Flannels and chop sum-thing down! Want to know more about how to celebrate Lumberjack Day? Well go to just go to the incredibly easy to remember website: www.lumberjackdaydotcomwastaken.com (I s...
2007-09-2548 minFluff in Brooklyn's Fluff Radio ReviewFluff Radio Review #60: Tattooed BalloonersWell, it’s official… Fluff Radio is starting to get some gray hairs. That’s right, we’ve finally reached show number sixty. We are officially at Denny’s, eating dinner at 5pm, and getting ready to head over to bingo next. Don’t worry, though, fair listener. We won’t get too comfortable in our old age. In fact, I feel a late mid-life crisis coming on… yeah, screw bingo! And screw you, Moon Over My Hammy! We’re outta here! We’re gonna go buy ourselves a Mustang, CONVERTIBLE! And then we’re gonna drive on down to Mexico for some margar...
2007-09-1138 minFluff in Brooklyn's Fluff Radio ReviewFluff Radio Review #59: Why Are We Building Such a Big Fort?With the summer drawing to a close Annie and Colleen bring you some festive music, tales of whoooa, and juggling with clubs. First it was the Super Secret Lair. Then it was the Cloud Fortress. There’s a new recording studio in town (*cough borough*), and it’s painted all sorts of ugly colors! Call us to give the new studio a name, or to just say hi, or to freestyle rap about why you think blenders really DO need a “nudge” setting. 3 plus 4 equals 7, 22-Fluff!
Musical Guest:
Why Are We Building Such A Big Ship? performing “Firefly” and “Dance…”
Tales of Wonder:
...
2007-08-2849 minFluff in Brooklyn's Fluff Radio ReviewFluff Radio Review #58: Staring Death in the FluffBehold, Listeners, the latest installment of our gripping saga! This week, our swashbuckling heroes Colleen and Annie are on a quest for adventure! Not since the likes of Indiana Jones has anyone seen such daring and courage! Beware, Listeners, for danger lurks around every corner! Prepare to grip your seats as our heroes down entire packets of Pop Rocks at once! Nibble nervously at your nails as they brave the dangers of the Wartner! And shiver with terror as Annie recounts her most recent brush with Death… and bureaucracy!
Musical Guest:
Peacock’s Penny Arcade performing “I Left My Bra in Mis...
2007-08-0446 minFluff in Brooklyn's Fluff Radio ReviewFluff Radio Review #57: The-Show-That-Must-Not-Be-NamedWith only 12 days remaining until the final book, Annie and Colleen seem unable to think about ANYTHING other than Harry Potter…and David Hasslehoff, and candy dots, and celebrity fund-raisers, and that weird bunny-bird on the Pocky for “MEN” package, and the fact that there’s Pocky FOR MEN, and whether or not they got mr. ed to talk using peanut butter or other persuasive methods…um…yeah but it is mostly all about the Potter. Joined by music from super-awesome Harry and the Potters, The-Show-That-Must-Not-Be-Named must not be ignored.
Musical Guest:
Harry and the Potters performing “The Hogwarts Tonsil Hockey Team” a...
2007-07-0847 minFluff in Brooklyn's Fluff Radio ReviewBONUS CLIP: Harry Potter Medley (from Fluff Radio Review #57)Collection of badly improvised songs from Colleen and Annie which appear in Show #57: The-Show-That-Must-Not-Be-Named, all inspired by Harry Potter, Harry and the Potters, and Harry Potter Book 7. You can download the songs individually on http://www.fluffinbrooklyn.com/fluffradio
2007-07-0804 minFluff in Brooklyn's Fluff Radio ReviewFluff Radio Review #56: Just Your Friendly Neighborhood Dead FolkMissed Connection: Our Eyes Met on the F-Train-- dm4lw*
Our eyes met as we pulled up to the Jay Street/Borough Hall stop, yours a crystal blue, mine a slightly glowing red. If I still had a heart I bet it would have burst out of my chest and hit you smack in yours. Please don't think me sexist when I tell you that I was drooling just looking at you. It's not just your body I fell for, I could just tell you had a wonderful braaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaain... But then you ran off, kicking a part of me out...
2007-05-0446 minFluff in Brooklyn's Fluff Radio ReviewFluff Radio Review #55: Spring AttackAhh, Spring arrives in Brooklyn! Annie and Colleen shuffle off their winter coccoons. spread their newlyformed wings in the buttery air, and dance the wobbly boogie of the baby foal! What, after all, could be more appropriate for the season of reproduction than a show chock-full of uterus jokes? This week Annie and Colleen also feature the seductive musical stylings of Luminescent Orchestrii!
(this week's RUUUUN YETTI! promo pic is by the amazing Ben!)
Musical Guest:
Luminescent Orchestrii performing "Amaritsi" and "Knockin"
Tales of Wonder:
* Staple recap
* The Tamponator!
* Backwards doorknobs
* Colleen joins Cirque de Subway
Most Memorable Lines Taken...
2007-04-1841 minFluff in Brooklyn's Fluff Radio ReviewFluff Radio Review #54: Jazz Brunch with My Teenage StrideAnnie and Colleen (and Mikey) return but they are not alone...dunt dunt dunnnnn! The Fluff Studio has been taken over by the ghosts of Jerry Lewis and Meshach Taylor not to mention the huge bunch of trained murderous/singing birds. *audible gasp!* How will our heroes survive? Thankfully crimefighters/music band My Teenage Stride is there to save them! Join them as they battle their way through a dreaded "Jazz Brunch" to teach all of you just how to survive and, ya know, avoid using real bathrooms and stuff.
Musical and Studio Guest:
My Teenage Stride performing "To Live...
2007-03-2049 minFluff in Brooklyn's Fluff Radio ReviewFluff Radio Review #53: Anyone Want to Stop for Donut Burgers and Gas?Surprisingly, there are some things in the world so disturbing that even Annie and Colleen can't make them up. But don't worry, noble fans...there are still a whole lot of disturbing things that they DO make. At least now they can blame it on the puppy...
Musical Guest:
Ultraviolet performing "Gimme My Electro" and "Dead on the Dancefloor"
Tales of Wonder:
* Superhero Phone
* A Detailed Map of the Canadian Interstate System
* The Donut Burgers!
* Annie Can See the Future (she's just bad at psychic testing)
* Signs of a good allergist
Most Memorable Lines Taken Out of Context:
* "Yes, I...
2007-02-2239 minFluff in Brooklyn's Fluff Radio ReviewFluff Radio Review #52: Welcome to the Cloud FortressIf there's one thing you learn from this week's show (other than how to really confuse a puppy) is that the only thing more fun than walking on clouds is walking on clouds with your feet cut off. Welcome to the Fortress. Bring your elephants and goats and stay a while.
Musical Guest:
The Teeth performing "Oh, Bessie!" and "So Long"
Impromptu Songs:
* Cheesy Lady
* The Lonely Goat
Tales of Wonder:
* The Anti-climactic Nosegasm (Sorry for the crappy quality of Colleen's voice in this one. Her left nostril apologizes profusely.)
* First Recording in the Cloud Fortress
* Annie's Elephant in the...
2007-02-0543 minFluff in Brooklyn's Fluff Radio ReviewFluff Radio Review #51: Swiss CheeseDear Swiss Cheese,
I am writing you today because there is something I must ask of you. Now, I know that you and I have had our differences in the past. We haven't always gotten along. In fact, of all the cheeses, you just happen to be my very least favorite, with your awkward holes and your mildly nutty flavor. So, you can imagine how difficult it is for me today to swallow my pride and ask of you a favor. You see, Swiss Cheese... I love my Ham. No, I mean, like, I REALLY love it... and lately, I've...
2007-01-1740 minFluff in Brooklyn's Fluff Radio ReviewFluff Radio Review #50: Carelessly Falling Over the HillGrab your Depends and your tambourine! This is our longest and most bizarre episode to date! Edited down from almost four hours of show, #50 is a crazy hooooootenany celebration of being friggin' old and AARPy. Hear the winning roast by Sir Bob! Sing along to Songs by George Washington! Determine the future of Mason Brown's sex life! All this and more in this week's episode of Fluff Radio Review!
Musical Guest:
Fluff Radio House Band!
(featuring Mason Brown, Mikey IQ Jones, Eric Skiff, Marianne Ways, Anya Garrett, Nick Simone, Eric Cohen, Meghan Daly, Robin Enrico, Klio, Emilie, Martha, as well...
2006-12-1558 minFluff in Brooklyn's Fluff Radio ReviewBONUS CLIP: Add It Up (from Fluff Radio Show 50: Carelessly Falling Over the HIll)A Fluff Radio Band cover of Gordan Gano's Classic Violent Femmes diddy. (featuring Mason Brown, Mikey IQ Jones, Eric Skiff, Marianne Ways, Anya Garrett, Nick Simone, Eric Cohen, Meghan Daly, Robin Enrico, Klio, Emilie, Martha, as well as Colleen "I Moderately Enjoy Bingo" Venable, Annie "Crazy Old Man" Sanders)
2006-12-1503 minFluff in Brooklyn's Fluff Radio ReviewFluff Radio Review #49: Silver Parties and Acronymed FartiesWith Thanksgiving here, and Christmas just around the bend (by which I mean Dead Man's Curve), Annie and Colleen have been participating in a lot of "good cheer"! After all, nothing says "winter solstice" like a party dedicated entirely to the shininess of the color silver! So take a break from the relatives. Grab yourself a cup o' kindness and a cozy can of cranberry sauce, and cuddle up to the dulcet tones of this week's musical guest, Nouvelle Vague.
Oh yeah and the ROAST US contest isn't over yet! Send your best roast to 775-416-5492.
Musical Guest:
Nouvelle...
2006-11-2248 minFluff in Brooklyn's Fluff Radio ReviewFluff Radio Review #48: Nipple-Controlled Choose Your Own AdventureWelcome to our first ever Interactive-nipple Cast! To control the outcome out this podcast simply press your designated nipples when we ask you specific questions. Also ! This is the first episode that Annie and Colleen hula-hoop through the entire thing! Mikey IQ Jones is the reluctant judge! Who will hoop longer? Will Colleen ever finish that Pop Tart? Did Annie REALLY just sing that thing about Jesus? Tune in (with your nipples) to this week's episode to find out why this sentence ends with a question mark?
Don't forget! The ROAST US contest is still now going on. Send your...
2006-11-0648 minFluff in Brooklyn's Fluff Radio ReviewBONUS CLIP: The Lord Entered My Body (improvised song from Fluff Radio Show #48)Improvised Song from Fluff Radio Review #48: Nipple-Controlled Choose Your Own Adventure
2006-11-0602 minFluff in Brooklyn's Fluff Radio ReviewFluff Radio Review #47: Mothra vs. MiyagiLook! Up in the sky! It's a bird...it's a plane...no, it's Mothra! EEP! This week, Annie and Colleen are attacked late in the night by various wayward buggies, but don't you worry, Annie Sanders: Fly Assassin has her trusty chopsticks handy! Plus! A review of the new Bob "isn't dead yet" Dylan musical by Colleen (you know you've been dying to see it), a new Fluff fan challenge, and two songs by HUMANWINE (whose songs will certainly warrant a spot on that Halloween party playlist you've been working on all week).
Musical Guest:
HUMANWINE performing "Rivolta Silenziosa" and "...
2006-10-2443 minFluff in Brooklyn's Fluff Radio ReviewFluff Radio Review #46: Country HamsOctober is upon us, dear Fluff fans, which can only mean lumberjacks, halloween, christian guilt, and an inability to walk around naked like you really really really want to.
p.s. Hey Moms of Annie and Colleen: note the different faces on the girls this week. It's not us in our birthday exclamation points! Rather, that's the amazing Wau Wau Sisters who are absolute NYC vaudevile legends in the making and also happen to be our musical guest this week!
Musical Guest:
The Wau Wau Sisters performing "Country Ham" and "Moron"
Tales of Wonder:
* Halloween Hell House
* Candyland and Mousetrap: 1880...
2006-10-0442 minFluff in Brooklyn's Fluff Radio ReviewFluff Radio Review #45: Stranger Than FictionYour cadaverous pallor betrays an aura of foreboding, almost as though you sense a disquieting metamorphosis as Annie and Colleen bring you yet another host of urban legends and scientific anomalies. What is fact and what is fiction, science fans? Are Annie and Colleen actually nutjobs, or is it just your imagination, hmmm? And consider this dismaying observation: this podcast has no logic and no seriousness. Which offers you this chilling challenge... to find a rational explanation! MWAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Of course, there's always OUR way...
Musical Guest:
Dressy Bessy performing "Electrified" and "Who'd Stop The Rain"
Tales of Wonder:
* A visit...
2006-09-2139 minFluff in Brooklyn's Fluff Radio ReviewFluff Radio Review #44: 16 Bits of FluffChoose any of these four exciting characters to guide you through this week's show: Colleen AF Venable, Annie Sanders, Chris Dlugosz, or Mikey IQ Jones. Each has a special ability: Annie has brilliant facial hair and can jump very high, Mikey is very good at defying gravity, Chris can throw things quickly and is a very agile pianist, and Colleen is very unbalanced and smells a bit like the inside of a turkey. Good luck! I hope you make it to level 7 because that's totally the best one. Oh yeah, and should anyone try to interfere with your listening to...
2006-09-1442 minFluff in Brooklyn's Fluff Radio ReviewFluff Radio Review #43: Captain Annie-O in 3-DGreetings, science fans! I like that..."science fans"...it's like "sports fans," but for nerds. Today, Annie and Colleen bring you a first in audio technology. By melding together the present technology of podcast radio and the past technology of 3-D movies and Michael Jackson's hot dance moves, Annie and Colleen present: THE VERY FIRST 3-D PODCAST! Ok, so actually we just describe the reall cool 3-D Captain EO comic book we got, but it's still really...um...different.
May the dance be with you.
Musical Guest:
One Ring Zero performing two and a half songs from their As Smart...
2006-09-0640 minFluff in Brooklyn's Fluff Radio ReviewFluff Radio Review #42: Fluffmerican GladiatorsTalk about a show with a whole lot going on! Annie, Alyssa, and Colleen fight their way through handbikes, giant hamster balls, a series of archived commercials made by a hyperactive eight-year-old Colleen, an self-interview by an awesome band, many mentions of racy things, piles of chest hair, and tennis ball bullets.
Musical Guest:
Clawjob performing "I Got My Space Pass" and "(Let's Focus On) The Research" from their Sci-Fi Rock Opera, Space Crackers
Tales of Wonder:
* Twisties and the Chickenator
* 1988 KCL Radio 1 (8 Year Old Colleen performs "Applejuice," "Excedrin," and "Interview With Kathleen Venable")
* Latex Crazies and Documentaries
* American Gladiators...
2006-08-1143 minFluff in Brooklyn's Fluff Radio ReviewFluff Radio Review #41: Thunderstorms are Scary (even in basements)So, it's summer, and you know what that means!! NO, not swimsuits, ice cream, and the eternal struggle of positive self-image! It's time for the BIG summer thunderstorm! And just in case you happen to live in a locality that does not receive such natural wonders, Annie and Colleen have ordered one up from God, just for you! Shiver with our heroes at the crack of lightning! Wonder if they really ARE safe in their basement apartment with the window cracked open! Will they ever survive the onslaught of static electriicity and condensation?! Find out this week, on Fluff Radio...
2006-08-0243 minFluff in Brooklyn's Fluff Radio ReviewFluff Radio Review #39-40: Secret Shows, Beanos, and Gifts of HasselhoffsLong, long ago in a land we liked to call 2005 we started this here radio show without a single smidgen of an idea what we were doing. In honor of our 40th show we bring back our very first musical guest for a super special LIVE performance. Oooooooh! Tom Warnick believed in us back before everyone else did...or maybe he just really wanted that spray on tan we had promised him. The awesome Adam and Alyssa also join us this week, and in case you thought we were kidding, super secret show 39 is now floating around our ftp server...
2006-07-2149 minFluff in Brooklyn's Fluff Radio ReviewFluff Radio Review #38: True Berries of Magical GoldWelcome bretheren. Tonight we gather together in celebration. Tonight we share in a dream: not only a dream about a heavy guy with a trap door on his back as drawn by Travis Nichols, but also a dream of vine ripened fruit. Yea, though I walk through the valley of the shadow of death, I shall fear no Thighlock. For tonight, children, the kingdom of produce is at hand, and golden juice shall spill from our lips like sweet appellations from the mouths of poets. So sit, my friend. Lay down thine burden for a few moments whilest we layeth...
2006-07-1445 minFluff in Brooklyn's Fluff Radio ReviewFluff Radio Review #37: Fluff Radio (Attempts To) Sell OutToday's show is brought to you by Segways, Smirn Office, Mel Brooks Chest Rub, Mel Brooks Chest Rugs, A Shampoo with Pro-Vitamooons, and anyone else that wants to give us money or big ol' boxes of alco-ma-hol. Click on the picture above for an example of how well we can sell your product! We are professionals. What we are professional at, we have yet to determine.
Musical Guest:
Devotchka performing "Venus in Furs" and "How it Ends"
Tales of Wonder:
* Things You Can Learn from Yogi Bear
* Our New Sponsors (who don't know it yet)
* The Fluff Who Winner: NEIL!
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2006-06-2944 minFluff in Brooklyn's Fluff Radio ReviewFluff Radio Review #36: Rumby StickHallo, neighbor! What brings thee to this pre-Colonial neck of the woods? I see you are doing naught but sitting. An idle mind is the devil's playground, or so we say. Perchance I might interest you in a toy of rustic fashioning, a simple wheel propelled by a wooden rod. Yes, my friend, it is my rumby stick! Would you like to have a go at it? It may be difficult at first, but stay with it and soon you shall find yourself cavorting up and down the cobblestones with nary a care in the world! Why, just last week...
2006-06-2042 minFluff in Brooklyn's Fluff Radio ReviewFluff Radio Review #35: The Rob and Mark Show ShowMusical Comedy Duo Rob and Mark, from the very appropriately named "The Rob and Mark Show," join Annie and Colleen in the studio this week for the first ever live musical guest appearance. Not only do they rock all of Brooklyn, teach us about food conservation through Mole People, but they also play (and WIN) the first ever live FLUFF WHO game with a little help from Tyler and leather bars.
Musical Guest:
The Rob and Mark Show performing "The Blog Song" and "Let's Switch Cars"
Tales of Wonder:
* Bad Face Painting Experiences
* How To Lose Friends With You Tube
...
2006-06-1347 minFluff in Brooklyn's Fluff Radio ReviewFluff Radio Review #34: Mr. T Loves Naked Lady ToothbrushesThe Guess Who Contest is well underway with loads of entries hanging around the forum . You've still got a week to get them to us! We pity the foo who doesn't enter as well as the foo who's never seen a naked lady toothbrush. Our gums have never been so fresh. Arrr.
Musical Guest:
100 Damned Guns performing "Hangin'" and "I Fall Down"
Tales of Wonder:
* Guess Who Contest Update!
* How To Make Friends and Distribute Potatoes in Cafeterias
* Fleet Week Sea Men
* What Happens When You Call 911 for Snakes
* Naked Lady Toothbrushes
Impromptu Songs:
* An Old Austrian
* The Mr. T...
2006-06-0340 minFluff in Brooklyn's Fluff Radio ReviewFluff Radio Review #33: Guess Who's My Baby DaddyI'm Jimmy. Colleen's my mom. Did you just try to talk? Sorry. Actually. No wait, I wasn't done. You should stop trying to talk. Did you hear about the contest? They said if you send in your picture they'll make your head into a board game. Are you chewing gum? They said they could find out who my daddy is. I bet he's a baseball player. Or an astronaut. Who plays baseball. You smell minty. On the moon. He hits really far. He's my dad. Colleen's my mom. Still. Send in your pictures. GUESS WHO! is my dad.
Musical Guest:
...
2006-05-2640 minFluff in Brooklyn's Fluff Radio ReviewFluff Radio Review #32: Last WordsDo you have your last words ready? Colleen and Annie tell you some of their favorite last words of all time, both making you laugh and accidentally ponder your exisitence. Yeah, sorry about the pondering. But don't worry balanced out all that depressing stuff with talk of boogers. *whispered* Awwwwwwsome.
Musical Guest:
Voxtrot performing "Mothers, Daughters, Sisters, and Wives" and "The Start of Something"
Tales of Wonder:
* How to Save our Nation's Capital from Vandalism-ers
* Kindergarten Cop Prank Calls
* Henry Rollins is Crazy (but Likes Lemony Snicket)
* Thomas Grasso's Last Words
* Amber from ">"Mom You're Ruining Our Fort" Says Hello...
2006-05-1841 minFluff in Brooklyn's Fluff Radio ReviewFluff Radio Review #31: GildaThis is Gilda. Gilda Goldenstein. I hope you are all planning on going to temple this weekend like the goodJews your mother and father taught you to be. My Bobbywill be there. He’s single now. Colleen turned him down. She doesn’t know what she’s missing. My mother always told me to keep a jag in the garage, a mink in my closet and a Jewish tiger in my bed, if you know what I mean. My Bobby will give you all three. So really, I think you should come to temple. Who knows, maybe my Bobby will like y...
2006-05-1140 minFluff in Brooklyn's Fluff Radio ReviewFluff Radio Review #30: Sweet Like A Chocolate Empire State BuildingGet out your hands and feet and then somebody else's hands or feet (your choice) cause we just hit show number 30! This week's show is like the back of a highlights book where you have to figure out what's different. Can you figure it out? I'll give you a hint: it has nothing to do with the assembly of medival weapons or a lack of pants or the Cliffhanger fan club or the ghost of Peanuts Past or Annie's New Gold Tooth...still haven't gotten it? Well, I could give you more hints, but I've got a murder weapon to...
2006-04-2539 minFluff in Brooklyn's Fluff Radio ReviewFluff Radio Review #29: Hot Moves for Self DefenseFirst, there was Cher in "Moonstruck." Then Madonna in "A League of Their Own." Finally, a New York accent is butchered so badly, it took two people to do the job! Listen to Annie and Colleen in "Caawfee Co'nuh," available for download now! (pssst...Supposedly Annie thinks the bizarre way Colleen's mouth says "I mean when I get married" at around 17:10 is even funnier when played on a continous loop)
Musical Guest:
Jesca Hoop performing "Seed of Wonder" and "Silverscreen"
Tales of Wonder:
* Caawfee Co'nuh
* Exciting Toof Update
* Secret Apartment Dancing
* Annie and Colleen discuss/tackle a subject that affects...
2006-04-1939 minFluff in Brooklyn's Fluff Radio ReviewFluff Radio Review #28: Juicy Diaries and DanzasCartoonist and Fluff cast member Robin Enrico joins us in the studio this week as we celebrate the first week of the Fluff Hotline (775-416-5492) and play our favorite fan phone calls of the week, all while doing impressions of 13-year-old girls and Tony Danza.
Musical Guest:
The Fabulous Entourage performing "The Theme Song" and "Perry's Dream"
Tales of Wonder:
* April's Fools Pranks Involving Uhauls
* Creepy Myspace Stuff and Phone Calls from Fans
* The Boss vs. That Other Boss
* The CIA and their Fancy Teapots
* Robin Reads Colleen's 13-year-old Diary
* Annie's Exploding Tooth
Most Memorable Lines Taken Out of...
2006-04-0540 minFluff in Brooklyn's Fluff Radio ReviewFluff Radio Review #27: Is it Naptime Yet?Hi kids! Welcome to Show 27 of Fluff Radio Review! This week Annie and Colleen make a valiant attempt to shake off being tired, overworked, and sick in order to bring YOU a few laughs and chase away your winter blues. (You lousy ingrates shoudl be ashamed of yourselves.)
P.S. Send more tri-flavored popcorn. It's the only thing that will save Annie...err I mean Tinkerbell...err I mean...DAMMIT I WANT POPCORN!
Musical Guest:
The Dammitheads performing "Rise and Die" and "I Kid You Not"
Tales of Wonder:
* What is Colleen Secretly Getting Away With?
* Obscure Movie Comparisons
* Hard...
2006-03-2936 minFluff in Brooklyn's Fluff Radio ReviewFluff Radio Review #26: A Whole Lotta MalarkeyThis week marks the official annoucement of the FLUFF HOTLINE where all you lovely folk can leave Annie and Colleen a voicemail message whenever your heart desires! Inspired by Scott Bateman's animation of our "I Don't Want To Be Your Friend on Myspace" song, we want all of you to call 718-304-7939 and leave us the worst pickup line or message you've ever received through myspace or any other site that attracts sketchy sketchy people that go by names like "Arms." If you have no myspace stories (lucky you!) feel free to call us and tell us any other...
2006-03-2138 minFluff in Brooklyn's Fluff Radio ReviewFluff Radio Review #25: One Pretty ThingThis week we welcome several guests into the super secret lair studio, including Anya, Marianne, Abel, and extra-special guest Michael Lucid from the sketch comedy show Pretty Things! Unbeknownst to Colleen, Annie even sneaks in a few serious interview-like questions for Michael... but, unbeknownst to Annie, Colleen is perfectly capable of turning serious interview-like questions into discussions about loin-cloths.
Musical Guest:
Pretty Things performing "Str8 for a Minute," "Always a Bad Girl," and "Johnny Jimmy Joe" (click on to watch the videos)
P.S. Colleen strongly identifies with Bug Girl
2006-03-1434 minFluff in Brooklyn's Fluff Radio ReviewFluff Radio Review #24: Sex Ham MonstersColleen returns from Austin, with a full report on the Staple! Convention festivities, jam-packed with action-filled stories to knock your knockers off. Ps. "Arms" would like for you to watch out for the return of the secret blooper, and for you to friend him on myspace (he thinks you're cute).
Musical Guest:
Lil' Pocketknife performing "Disco Dancer" and "A.D.D."
Tales of Wonder:
* Colleen Craps her Pants
* Annie and Colleen *know* Tom Jones... sorta...
* First Official Sound-Effect Off!
Impromptu Songs:
* The MySpace Song
Most Memorable Lines Taken Out of Context:
* "There's a monster in the shitter!"
* "It was a...
2006-03-0938 minFluff in Brooklyn's Fluff Radio ReviewFluff Radio Review #23: The Anya and Jesus ShowThe lovely Anya from Sketchartists.net joins us this week and teaches us all about math, baginas, and our lord and savior. If we had ANY religious or mathematician listeners we're surely going to loose them after this one.
Musical Guest:
Matson Jones performing "Exes and Ohs" and "Into My Arms"
Tales of Wonder:
* Anya, the Math Genius
* Colleen and Annie Start a Sweatshop
* Witness Protection Baginas
* The Devil and Pangaea both Love the Bible
* Jesus: Hippy or Hipster?
* Love and Hate of Sly
Impromptu Songs:
* I Don't Want Anyone But Jesus
Most Memorable Lines Taken Out of Context:
* "The...
2006-02-2840 minFluff in Brooklyn's Fluff Radio ReviewFluff Radio Review #22: Secret Tree Ninjas in Sexy UnderthingsOne score and two weeks ago, Annie and Colleen brought forth onto this continent a new podcast, conceived in hilarity, and dedicated to the pursuit of silliness. Some days, it's a good day to die, and some days it's a good day for Dennys' Grand Slam Breakfast... but most of the time, you can bet that it's a bad day to wear thong underwear. Join us this week as we discuss some post-Valentine's Day experiences that rubbed us the wrong way.
Musical Guest:
Keelay performing "We Can Make a Baby" and "America"
Tales of Wonder:
* Proof that Colleen is NOT...
2006-02-2235 minFluff in Brooklyn's Fluff Radio ReviewFluff Radio Review #21: The V-day SpecialLove is in the air and all that crap! Join Colleen and Annie as they tell tales of noxious fumes d'amore, kissing contests, and people loosing their pants in public. If you happen to be a fan from IOWA you might want to listen to this show closely. And congrats to our Hot Duck Ass the winner of the sky mall poll...that took TWO FRIGGIN' MONTHS to complete.
Musical Guest:
The Spinto Band performing "Brown Boxes" and "Direct to Helmet"
Tales of Wonder:
* Colleen's Four Jobs
* Fun with Nautical Themes
* The IOWA Contest (which one lucky fan will win $5!)
...
2006-02-1439 minFluff in Brooklyn's Fluff Radio ReviewFluff Radio Review #20: Things You Can Do with Ten Dollars and Sixty Two CentsAnnie returns from sunny California and with the world's saddest story and Colleen returns from Colorado with a new found ability to fall off chair-lifts. The Skymall Fund has finally been totaled and you can go here to help Colleen and Annie choose what they will buy with quarters 16 amazing fans sent to them. And if you TOO would like to see Hot Duck Ass we suggest you visit your local zoo.
Musical Guest:
David Sugar performing "Temper Temper" and "Warm Ananlogue"
Tales of Wonder:
* How to Properly Play Video Games
* Colleen Learns to Ski (with a Phantom Booger)
* Annie...
2006-02-0640 minFluff in Brooklyn's Fluff Radio ReviewFluff Radio Review #18: Trucker FlushersWe start off this week's show with a lovely trailer from our fantabulous friends over at NAUGHTY KARATE and head right back to the trailer...park that is (oh hahaha) for a public service announcement about the importance of donating to the Fluff "Annie and Colleen Really Want to Install a Gear Shift on Colleen's Toilet" Fund.
Musical Guest:
Langhorne Slim performing "Loretta Lee Jones" and "Mary"
Skits:
* The Life of a Trucker Who Thinks Outside the Box
Tales of Wonder:
* Defense Against the Dark Arts with Annie the Muggle Muggee (aka she's been mugged...sorta...)
* Wacka-Oranges
* I Always Ship...
2006-01-1740 minFluff in Brooklyn's Fluff Radio ReviewFluff Radio Review #17: Ain't Nothing Like Red Bull, Sky Mall, and Hour Long String CheeseAn extremely scientific study as to whether or not a hyperactive person can explode due to Red Bull results in the the conclusion that Red Bulls taste like poop! Also, we aren't kidding about the kidding about the "If everyone donates 25 cents we'll install a gear shift on Colleen's toilet" thing! WE WANT TO DRIVE A TOILET (as well as world peace...world peace would be pretty cool, too, we guess.)
Musical Guest:
Amy Miles performing "Back to Bed" and "Heavy Packer"
Tales of Wonder:
* "On The Run" and the Magic of String Cheese
* Evan Dashevsky: Hero to the People...
2006-01-1039 minFluff in Brooklyn's Fluff Radio ReviewA Very Fluffy Christmas 2005This week we've got a special little Christmas show for you as Annie and Colleen sing Christmas Carols which you and all your family (seriously make SURE to put it on when all your family, especially when the really conservative ones or the ones who are dentists and hate all talk of carmelized popcorn, are listening).
Musical Guest:
The Fluff Radio Review House Band performing "We, Will, We Will, Grinch You," a rather pretty (well at least for like 45 seconds) version of "Greenselves," and the brand new, soon to be a holiday classic "Oh, Sweet Yummy" which you can download...
2005-12-2518 minFluff in Brooklyn's Fluff Radio ReviewFluff Radio Review #16: Go On Kids, Tell the Giant Animatronic Egg What You Want for Christmas"Why Hello, Annie and Colleen! Have you been good little kids this year? Eggbert knows all and sees all and knows everything which I kinda already said, but I'm an Egg so forgive me. So even though I know already, do you want to tell me what you would like for Christmas?...ahhhhhh. I thought so! Now go on your way. Buy an ornament of my head in the gift shop!"--Eggbert circa 1985
Musical Guest:
The Dresden Dolls performing "Girl Anachronism" and "Missed Me"
Tales of Wonder:
* Who Needs Santa When You Have Eggbert?
* Macaulay Culkin and the Limo Mystery
...
2005-12-2038 minFluff in Brooklyn's Fluff Radio ReviewFluff Radio Review #15: Meet the PresidentsRecorded from 3am to 4am, Show 15 doesn't always go the most coherent route (and just might contain the most annoying opening to a show ever) but it DOES prove that Annie Sanders is President of Knowing Weird Facts About Presidents and Colleen AF Venable always looks for any way to bring Dizzy Bat Baseball into conversations. *CLAP, CLAP, CLAP, CLAP, CLAP!*
Musical Guest:
Tigers and Monkeys performing "Fire Escape" and "Loose Mouth"
Skits:
* Meet the Presidents
Tales of Wonder:
* Awful Nicknames: From Boog to Beanies
* Colleen's Got the (extra) Clap
* Pedro Pietri's "Out of Order"
Improptu Songs:
* Poppyseed Man (see...
2005-12-1336 minFluff in Brooklyn's Fluff Radio ReviewFluff Radio Review #14: Consulting the Carrot CardsAhhh, very interesting. From the moment you stepped into my Fortune Teller parlor I felt a strong presence of spirits. Come, dearie, sit down and let me read your carrot cards. Let me see what the carrots have in store for you. Hmmmm very interesting? The priestess means you will have a good love life and find a cool brooch. The fortune card means you'll sell your brooch and occasionally some love for a good amount of money. The Death means..oh dear...well it's right here next to the Braces card...Have you been flossing?
Musical Guest:
Palomar performing "...
2005-12-0635 minFluff in Brooklyn's Fluff Radio ReviewFluff Radio Review #13: The Ashley and Chuck Norris ShowShow 13 (14 if you're the superstitious type) features our first ever less-than-30-people guest stars, Ms. Ashley, a good friend of Annie's for the past 20 years, as well as Chuck Norris, who, while quite silent during much of the episode delivered a fatal roundhouse to Colleen during her signature goodbye at the end of the show. She will be missed...(DIBS ON HER DDR MATS!) This show was our longest to date, editing it down from 64 minutes of audio goodness. So much good stuff was taken out we could have made TWO Fluff shows out of it! I suggest you listen...
2005-11-3042 minFluff in Brooklyn's Fluff Radio ReviewFluff Radio Review #12: Delta Burke CakeIn the aftermath of the 100th Comic and 10th Podcast Fiesta last week, there remained, among other things (such as tap shoes and a ukulele), a completely untouched ode to Delta Burke in the form of a chocolate frosted yellow cake. As the week progressed, large sections of the cake began to mysteriously disappear during the night. There could only be one explanation- Delta Burke was stealing our CAKE. This is our revenge...
Musical Guest:
SHEE performing "Work Clothes" and "My Girl (Kitty, Kitty)"
Tales of Wonder:
* Mr. Bare-Cheeks Rides the Subway
* Colleen's Terrible, Horrible, Very Bad Week
Most Memorable...
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