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PorchTalk 🎱NBA PLAYOFFS ROUND TWO + NBA TOMFOOLERY WITH XAVIER - PORCHTALK Xavier and I peacefully and respectfully debate the timeless question of who the best player in NBA history is—the answer is not LeBron James. Thank you for your continued support of our mediocre opinions. Happy Cinco de Mayo to my people in San Jose, wish I was home.
2025-05-051h 02
PorchTalk 🎱XAVIER'S TWO-CENTS ON THE PLAYOFFS + DRAFT REACTIONS - S2 E2Xavier is back. PorchTalk is back. Lebron is 2-10 in his last 12 playoff games. Orlando Magic, Magic City, Rest in Peace Nipsey, Lebron will be bitching till he's 50 - Celtics 2026 NBA Champions. PorchTalk is the future.
2025-04-2829 min
PorchTalk 🎱THE PORCHTALK RETURN - THE STATE OF WARRIORS BASKETBALL AND THE NBA PLAYOFFS WITH BABAGUDUThe highly unanticipated return of PorchTalk. My laptop was repossessed because of gambling debts. Babagudu provides his insight on the current state of affairs for the Golden State Warriors. Like Mike in '95 - I'm back
2025-04-1838 min
PorchTalk 🎱THE PORCHTALK RETURN - THE STATE OF WARRIORS BASKETBALL AND NBA PLAYOFFS WITH BABAGUDUThe highly unanticipated return of PorchTalk. Babagudu provides his opinions on the current state of affairs for the Golden State Warriors and their first-round match-up against the Houston Rockets. Like Mike in '95 - I'm back.
2025-04-1838 min
PorchTalk 🎱THE PORCHTALK RETURN - THE STATE OF WARRIORS BASKETBALL AND NBA PLAYOFFS WITH BABAGUDUThe highly unanticipated return of PorchTalk. Babagudu provides his thoughts on the current state of affairs for the Golden State Warriors and their first-round match-up with the Houston Rockets. Like Mike in '95 - I'm Back.
2025-04-1838 min
PorchTalk 🎱THE PORCHTALK RETURN - THE STATE OF WARRIORS BASKETBALL AND THE NBA PLAYOFFS WITH BABAGUDU The unanticipated return of PorchTalk. Babagudu provides an update on the current state of affairs for the Golden State Warriors and their first-round matchup against the Houston Rockets. Like Mike in '95 - I'm back.
2025-04-1838 min
PorchTalk 🎱The Verdict Is In, Patrick Mahomes is Guilty of Mediocrity - Philly Wins the Super Bowl - PorchTalk with Xavier This was embarrassing. This silenced any Tom Brady v. Patrick Mahomes arguments. Abysmal. Horrendous. Despicable. Terrible. The Cheifs are no longer. This is what happens when you and your wife idolize Donny O'Felon. Cooper DeJean is a dog and Jalen Carter has had quite the year. Nick Schmuckaranni owes Saqoun Barkley his career. It was poetic for the last game of this season to be a boring blowout, as that was the theme of the NFL this season. Cheifs were so bad that Kenny Pickett saw Super Bowl minutes. Drake Maye is still the future - so is PorchTalk.
2025-02-1039 min
PorchTalk 🎱EMERGENCY EPISODE - LUKA DONCIC TO THE LAKERS I am frozen. Luka Doncic is a Los Angeles Laker. Luka Doncic is on the same team as Lebron James. For the first time in Lebron James' career, 23 will not be the primary scorer on his team. This ruined my weekend. No team in the NBA beats the Lakers in seven games with a healthy Luka and Lebron.
2025-02-0239 min
PorchTalk 🎱NFL WILD CARD PREDICTIONS, DRAFT TALK, HOW TO FIX THE 49ers with Mikey and Xavier - PorchTalk #22 - January 10, 2025The NFL playoffs are finally here, and what better way to celebrate than three schmucks with no football experience telling you what's going to happen. The 49er's best player this season was shot by a 14-year-old Norteno a week before the season opener. The team fucking sucks, Mikey tries to kickstart the offseason for Kyle Shanahan. Happy New Year.
2025-01-111h 16
PorchTalk 🎱The Patriots are Horrible but Please Don't Draft Travis Hunter, Xavier has Never Witnessed the Miami Dolphins Winning a Playoff Game, If I was John Lynch What Would I Do? - PorchTalk #21 with Xavier 12/18The Patriots suck. The Dolphins suck. The 49ers are even worse. Travis Hunter is not the answer in New England. Xavier comes to terms with the realization that the Dolhpins will never be good.
2024-12-1844 min
PorchTalk 🎱The Lions are the Team to Beat, Juan Soto Signed With Who?, Travis Hunter Shouldn't be the First WR Off the Board - PorchTalk #20 December 10 with Xavier Mama we're back. A month-long hiatus because I got lazy. Embarrassing, Regardless, Travis Hunter should not be the first wide receiver off the board IF he is only being drafted to play wide receiver. Hunter realistically will not play both sides of the football, so if you're drafting him solely based on his wide receiver talents, is Travis Hunter the best wide receiver off the board? No. No, he is not. The Lions are 1A, and the Bills are 1B. They play Sunday at 1;30. Give me Buffalo. Xavier still kinda has his NY accent, so he's PorchTalk's NY representative...
2024-12-111h 16
PorchTalk 🎱Donald Duck is the President, Drake Maye is the Best Rookie QB in the NFL, NFL Trade Deadline Reviews, Kansas City v Detroit Superbowl is Inevitable - PorchTalk #19 with Xavier November 7 2024The United States held a Presidential Election between an overly qualified candidate and a convicted felon. The convicted felon won, which is poetic to the current state of America. You can't get a job at McDonalds with a criminal record, but you can run for President. Thank you for continuing to listen to PorchTalk -A schmuck with a keyboard
2024-11-081h 07
PorchTalk 🎱Donald Duck is The President, NFL Trade Deadline Reviews, Kansas City v Detroit Superbowl is Inevitable, Drake Maye is Best Rookie QB in the NFL, State of the Lakers - PorchTalk #19 with Xavier November 7, 2024 The United States held a Presidential Election between an overly qualified candidate and a convicted felon. The convicted felon won, which is poetic of the current state of America. You can't get a job at McDonald's with a criminal record, but you can for President. The Detroit Lions and the Kansas City Chiefs were arguably the two best football teams up to the trade deadline. They both only objectively got better. Thank you for continuing to listen. - A schmuck with a keyboard.
2024-11-081h 07
PorchTalk 🎱The Dodgers Are World Series Champions, Young Thug Is Free, Is Drake Maye Playing This Week?, The Jets Are A Mess Even When They Win - PorchTalk #18 Halloween Special With Xavier Oct 31 The Dodgers were down five runs in the fifth inning. The Dodgers won the game in nine innings. A historical baseball season has officially drawn the curtain with a World Series over the worst fanbase in sports, the New York Yankees. Young Thug agreed to a plea in his RICO case today that sent him home today with 20 years of probation. Xavier renounced his New York citizenship live on air after the depressing reminder that he is a New York sports fan and that in his 20-some-odd years he has never seen a championship for any team in New...
2024-11-011h 14
PorchTalk 🎱The Dodgers Have Won the World Series, Kevin Durant is the Greatest Scorer of All Time, The Patriots Beat the Jets, Cleveland Beat Baltimore, Nick Bosa is a Schmuck, Jayson Tatum and Anthony Davis are Still Leading MVP Race - PorchTalk #17 October 29The World Series is officially over after three games. Aaron Judge has now set an MLB record by striking out 75 times in his last 30 plate appearances which essentially books Juan Soto's one way ticket to LA this offseason. If the Dodgers get Juan Soto the MLB is cooked. Week eight of the NFL season has come to an end and the New England Patriots have the same record as the New York Jets. Half of America had the New York Jets walking into the Super Bowl with little resistance this year. They are 2-6. That season is over. These...
2024-10-291h 48
PorchTalk 🎱Dodgers Take Game Two, Jayson Tatum and Anthony Davis Lead the MVP Race, Drake Maye Will Beat the Jets in Foxborough + Other Week 8 Predictions with Xavier - PorchTalk #16 October 27Two Games of World Series baseball have explicitly shown that the Los Angeles Dodgers have won the Pennant. Aaron Judge will go down as one of the worst playoff players of this generation. The Dodgers need to bring Alex Verdugo home this offseason. The Celtics keep rolling; Jayson Tatum scores 37. Lakers win: Lebron and AD combine for 63. Saturday night before week 8 of the NFL season and I have no reason to believe the Patriots lose to the Jets in Foxborough tomorrow. Dak Prescott will play the Undertaker role tomorrow afternoon in Santa Clara by officially putting the nail in...
2024-10-271h 12
PorchTalk 🎱The Minnesota Vikings Were Robbed + The Current State of the NFL, The NBA is Back with NBA and Golden State Warriors Insider Ibrahim Ayub - PorchTalk #15 October 24 2024The Minnesota Vikings were robbed on National Television. Should Minnesota be in a position where Sam Darnold has to go 90 yards with one timeout down eight? No. They should not. Regardless, that was one of the most blatant missed facemasks I’ve seen, particularly with the context of the game in mind. The Rams look almost guaranteed to trade Cooper Kupp due solely to his involvement tonight because of the obvious risk of playing a guy you’re about to trade, especially when it is Cooper Kupp. The Rams are 3-4 in a wide-open NFC West with an offense that...
2024-10-251h 11
PorchTalk 🎱The Celtics are the Best Team in the NBA by a Country Mile, The Lakers Look Decent with Xavier - PorchTalk #14 October 22nd 2024The Boston Celtics are objectively the best in basketball, and it is not a conversation to have. Joe Mazzula made it explicitly clear last season that the Celtics would beat you by way of the three-point ball. This has not changed. Not only did the sentiment not change, it improved. The Celtics tied an NBA record for most threes in a game through three-quarters of basketball. They proceed to miss their next 13 attempts. Excluding these 13 attempts, the Celtics hit 29 threes on 60% shooting in 45 minutes of basketball. This game was over the moment Banner 18 touched the rafters. Thom Thibadeau came...
2024-10-231h 19
PorchTalk 🎱NFL Week 7, The 49ers Season is Over, Drake Maye is the Truth, NBA Futures Predictions, Celtics Run it Back for Banner 19 with Xander - PorchTalk #13 October 21st 2024The 49ers season is officially over, and I truly may have been too generous with the nine-win prediction, as they may not even win nine games. Detroit and Baltimore both continue to frontrun the race for the Super Bowl. Drake Maye is the truth and will win Rookie of the Year. The NBA season is back, and there is nothing to sell me on why the Boston Celtics won't run it back. NBA futures odds plus shitty opinions. If you or anyone you know needs poor life advice theporchtalk.net is the place to go.
2024-10-221h 16
PorchTalk 🎱NFL Week Five Reactions, Alabama Loses, Cal Blows a 25 Point Lead at Home with Xander, Mikey, Talmond and Eduardo - PorchTalk #12 October 8th 2024Week five of the NFL season has come and go and the 49ers still suck. The Patriots were robbed on national television. Alabama gave Vanderbilt their first win in program history against a top five team. Cal embarrasses the Bay Area on primetime TV by blowing a 25 point fourth quarter lead.
2024-10-081h 08
PorchTalk 🎱NFL Week Four, The Rob Salah Show is Over, The Vikings are the Best Team in Football, Week Four Takeaways with Ruben - PorchTalk #11 October 1, 2024Week four of the NFL season is over and the Minnesota Vikings are the best team in football. Sam Darnold looks elite while simultaneously clearing a path for Justin Jefferson to cement his case for being the best wide receiver in football. Robert Salah is now 20-35 as an NFL Head Coach. The experiment is over. The show is over. The cast is tired. Bill Belichick made slight remarks about Jerod Mayo over the weekend in context to his theoretical plan for the Patriots if he was still the sheriff. For this reason alone I'm buying stock in Belichick...
2024-10-0141 min
PorchTalk 🎱NFL Dallas Cowboys vs. New York Giants Reactions with Xander and Xavier, Derrick Rose Retires - PorchTalk #10 September 26Happy Retiring to Derrick Rose from PorchTalk - the greatest 'what if' in sports history,The Dallas Cowboys are not good. This is my formal apology for attempting to sell/promote buying any Dallas Cowboys stock. We can't always be right but I am sorry for accidentally selling snake oil. If you have anything going on in your life that you'd like advice on, go to theporchtalk.net and fill out the 'Life Advice' section. PorchTalk will promptly produce subjectively poor advice in the following episode. Thank you for listening and supporting shitty sports opinions.
2024-09-271h 10
PorchTalk 🎱NFL Week Three Monday Night Football Reactions with Xavier and Mikey - PorchTalk #9 September 23Monday Night Football Reactions with Xavier and Mikey
2024-09-2458 min
PorchTalk 🎱NFL Week Three Reactions with Xavier and Mikey, The 49ers Will Win Less than Nine Games - PorchTalk #8 September 22 NFL Week Three Reactions with Xavier and Mikey. The 49ers are terrible.
2024-09-2354 min
PorchTalk 🎱NFL Reactions with Xander, Xavier and Talmond - Porch Talk #7 September 16 Reactions to a bizarre week two in the NFL with Xander, Xavier, and Talmond.
2024-09-1653 min
PorchTalk 🎱49ers Handle Ayahuasca Aaron and Company Week One Reactions with Big Mike, Little Mike, Littler Mike, Xavier and Xander - PorchTalk #6 September 10 The trio of Mikes were boots on the ground for the 49ers' week one win and discussed crucial information like the price of beer and parking logistics.
2024-09-1051 min
PorchTalk 🎱NFL Week One Reactions, Big Winners Big Losers from Sunday, Look Ahead to MNF with Xavier, Talmond and Xander - PorchTalk #5 September 9Week One Takeaways with Xavier, Xander and Talmond
2024-09-0939 min
PorchTalk 🎱Green Bay v Philly , Texas v Michigan , Week 1 NFL Predictions with Talmond, Mikey and Xander - PorchTalk Episode #4 September 7Reactions to Green vs Philly from Brazil, Reactions to Texas running through a potentially fraudulent program, Week 1 NFL Predictions with Talmond Mikey and Xander
2024-09-0838 min
PorchTalk 🎱Chiefs vs. Ravens Reactions - September 5 - Episode #3Kansas City vs. Baltimore reactions with Xavier and Mikey.
2024-09-0632 min
PorchTalk 🎱NFL Playoff Predictions and Futures Odds - September 3 Episode #2Playoff predictions with two other schmucks
2024-09-0453 min
PorchTalk 🎱Looking at NFL Win Totals - Porch Talk 8/13Looking at NFL win total odds. Some of these lines make no sense. theporchtalk.net
2024-08-1333 min
Cranford RadioCranford Mayor Patrick Giblin Looks at Year AheadThe Cranford Township Committee held its annual reorganization meeting Thursday evening. Commissioners Mary O'Connor and Kathleen Miller Prunty took the oath of office as they begin new terms on the township committee. In addition, Patrick Giblin was elected by his fellow commissioners to serve as mayor for the year ahead. Following the meeting, Mayor Giblin spoke with Cranford Radio about what he would like to accomplish in the year ahead and where things stand with several challenges the township faces.
2020-01-0303 minCranford RadioGetting to Know Commissioner Patrick GiblinWhile Patrick Giblin is at the start of his second three-year term on the Cranford Township Committee, Cranford Radio looks to learn a little more about those people who volunteer their time to serve the town in elective office beyond their public role. Continuing a series where we previously interviewed Mayor Tom Hannen and Commissioner Mary O'Connor, we sat down with Commissioner Giblin to hear about his early years and what drew him to elective office.
2018-03-0708 minCranford RadioCranford Mayor Tom Hannen Discusses 2017 PrioritiesTom Hannen was selected as Cranford's mayor at the annual township committee reorganization meeting Tuesday night. Hannen is joined on the committee by Patrick Giblin, who will serve as deputy mayor, as well as commissioners Andis Kalnins, Mary O'Connor and newly-elected commissioner Ann Dooley.
Mayor Hannen spoke with Cranford Radio's Bernie Wagenblast about his priorities for the coming year.
2017-01-0402 min