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Junk HouseEpisode 151: eltiT edosipE dooGIt's episode 2 of Robert and the Pattimas! This time we are talking about the time and mind warping film Tenet! we also classically talk about some other stuff and maybe Cordell even got a spooky guy after him? Hmmmmm maybe!2025-07-111h 00Junk HouseEpisode 148: Smart Haus 2 - Finance Haus: Cordell is ScaredOh my, Smart Haus is already back? This time with a whole new segment Finance Haus with the best tagline ever "Cordell is Scared." Come on back in the house as we try and be smart again, do we succeed and create three new and fresh million dollar ideas? Maybe... don't still our ideas TMTMTM2025-06-201h 02Junk HouseEpisode 145: Mission Junkpossible: The Final GunchThe only episode of Junk House to have 3 full uncut minutes of Tom Cruise running!Cordell is back to his busy boy ways so this time Caleb and Samantha really just vibe out and talk about the important things, like Gunch, the Grinch with a gun.WOOOO New Mission Impossible but with a Christmas Icon2025-05-301h 00Junk HouseEpisode 138: Residental Junk HomeWhen Cordell is gone... wait I think I've used this exact intro before.... When the.. guy that is great and cool is gone.. Sammi and Caleb will talk about some games they have only played a few of. Oh and we finally finally figure out which Beatles member we are.2025-04-1155 minJunk HouseEpisode 137: March Martin Movie Scorsese Madness in AprilApril fools! We were busy bees last week so didn't get to talk about Killers of the Flower Moon, the final movie in this year's March Movie Madness. Since that amazing movie is really sad, we try and move on quickly to some lighter topics, like Nintendo's Switch 2 direct and the announcement of a sequel to Sammi's favorite game of all time. 2025-04-041h 07Junk HouseEpisode 135: Goodfellas or Dadfellas?There's a dad in the house, and it's not our main man Martin. This week on March Martin Movie Madness... Scorsese... Time. Cordell got swept up into some early papa time so it's just Caleb and Sammi here to talk about GoodFellas. Actually they both made some games about the movie, so that's pretty fun. Finally our dynamic duo makes up some crazy "gangster" nicknames for each other, and even the silenced Cordell. 2025-03-2158 minJunk HouseEpisode 130: Junk Super!Another week another host "kidnapped." This week we bring back the amazing podcast Just Super! by talking about the upcoming Marvel Rival Heroes; The Human Torch and The Thing. Caleb and Cordell also get down in the deeps about some table top talk after another round of Kojima or Kodreama!2025-02-141h 05Junk HouseEpisode 129: The MannappeningCordell has been MANNAPPED and not in the fun way where you catch up on some sleep. Caleb and Sammi are here to... Well not solve the case, more like talk about random junk and play a game that Sammi totally botches.2025-02-0750 minJunk HouseEpisode 124: Magical, Excellent, FantasticWelcome back to the house! This week we got a few weird stuff going on. Caleb is editing this week cause Sammi's computer is outta commission for now. This ep is a little all over the place cause of that though so enjoy the ride!2024-12-201h 04Junk HouseEpisode 121: Games D. GamesWelcome back to the GAMES EPISODE! This week not only are we doing some Bad Reviews, we also doing 2 new games brought to you by Caleb and Cordell! Get on in here and see how well you do, especially at the Game Game.2024-11-2256 minJunk HouseEpisode 116: The People v. TyphlosionWe are so back! It's Oktoberfest and we are hanging out maxin all cool! But instead of shootin b-ball outside we are talking about stuff inside the house! This week we discuss the Pokémon leaks and Cordell tells a tale of the scariest thing ever: getting into a reddit argument.2024-10-1858 minJunk HouseEpisode 115: Oktoberfest 2024 - Cordy a Troisit's the beginingnininig of Cordell's Oktoberfest 2024! We even took a little break last week to bring you an AMAZING episode! we got Stand up bits perfected by the Junkie Jokesters and then a whole lot of spooky movie talk. Get on in here and let's get down to the horror spooky horror party! HAPPY Cordell's OKTOBERFEST2024-10-1157 minJunk HouseEpisode 114: Cordell Finally visits the RanchA promise was made a long time ago that Cordell would eat ranch flavored ice cream, it's time to make good on that promise. Then the rest of the episode is just a fun video episode but basically a normal episode. Enjoy yah jokesters 2024-09-281h 01Junk HouseEpisode 106: Cordell's Messed up TurduckenMario and Sonic at the Olympic games? More like HungryBox and Mango at the Esports Olympics. This week we got some goofs and gaffs for you, and maybe the most powerful character ever created ever.2024-07-261h 00Junk HouseEpisode 105: Brandon D. Sanderson's Single PieceThis time the WHOLE EPISODE IS A QUIZ, but to make it a little easier we split it up into two parts. One where only Cordell answers and one where only Samantha answers. This time the categories are The Cosmere for Cordie (the universe of Brandon Sanderson's books) and One Piece for Sammi! Come on in and see how many answers you can get right!2024-07-191h 09Junk HouseEpisode 103: Toasters Toast Toasters Toast ToastAnother day another dollar as they say. Cordell is back and we talk about some weird and wacky stuff like how a previous president talked about sharks and boat batteries.2024-06-2854 minJunk HouseEpisode 102: The One Piece is Real!!Oh frick, Cordell ain't here so I guess we gotta talk about One Piece! Caleb has been catching up and is in Thriller Bark so don't listen if you don't want spoils spoils spoils.2024-06-2156 minJunk HouseEpisode 98: Experts OnlyWelcome back to the Junk House where we are smart people... Not really, we just know a lot about very specific stuff. This episode Caleb puts Samantha and Cordell through a quiz of their hyper fixations, Pokémon and MTG respectively. Come on down a let us know how many questions YOU got right!2024-05-1759 minJunk HouseEpisode 96: Junk House Origins - GrimbsssWell we don't actually get Grimbsss this time but we do talk and reminisce on the time Caleb and Cordell found him in the Junk House basement and also talk a lot about cargo shorts. Get on in here!2024-05-0359 minJunk HouseEpisode 95: C O R D OFully inspired by the Game Changer Bingo episode, Caleb and Sammi made a Cordell Bingo Board on things that Cordell says and does. It lead to some great conversations though so like maybe we do this every week? Just kidding it took a lot of time and that would get boring fast. Well what ever, enjoy the episode!2024-04-271h 18Junk HouseEpisode 94: Bad Cop, Bad CopSamantha has returned from the State of New York and it's time to TALK A LOT. This week we talking a little about the eclipse, a little about memes and Sammi and Caleb interrogate John Normalman about the fridging of Carl's wife. Wait JN is married to the same lizard??? 2024-04-191h 07Junk HouseEpisode 89: March Movie Madness's Junky DebutIt's our first MMM and we are starting it off with a banger! This March we are watching movies directed by Robert Rodriguez, known for Spy Kids and Sin City. We kicked of the movies with his 1998 film "The Faculty" a body snatching horror movie set in a high school. Oh and we talk about how Cordell hates "Baba Booey"2024-03-151h 04Junk HouseEpisode 81: Great Gummy BeefCordell is back with a vengeance... and this time, it's Gummy Candy. We really go all over the place with this one, this might be the most "just some friends chatting" episode we've had in a while. Let us know what you think! Love you (:2024-01-191h 01Junk HouseEpisode 80: Nami is a Time LordCordell is a sickie boy so we got a laid back kick back about some Doctor Who and One Piece moments with Caleb and Samantha. Man it's crazy that we have made 80 eps2024-01-121h 02Junk HouseEpisode 79: Make this Skibidi-House a Skibidi-HomeWe finally did it, we watched all of Skibidi Toilet and now we are gonna talk about it. Oh we also talk some about new years and Cordell finally reads that email Drew sent in. Check it out!2024-01-051h 02Junk HouseEpisode 72: Five Nights at Junk House Cordell's Oktoberfest 2023it's HALLOWEEN!! Well at least when we recorded this episode... To round out Oktoberfest we each chose a movie to watch, but didn't tell the others what we watched. After some bad explanations we guess each others! That lead for some reason, to talking about the FNAF movie and Matt Lillard so...2023-11-031h 04Junk HouseEpisode 71: The BlarteningIt's the last week of Oktoberfest.... or is it? This week we watched and talked about Monster House! We start off the ep with some talk about country music before getting into that sweet sweet house. Then we round out the episode with a return of the Slogan game but with Movie taglines! Have a great and junky Halloween! 2023-10-271h 15Junk HouseEpisode 70: Swedish Chef's Human HandsCordell's OktoberFest continues with 3 movies this time around! We got a short one in Opal, then get experimental with some talk of Skinamarink! Finally we round it out with a movie Caleb can watch, Cabin in the Woods. Next week we are just talking about Monster House if you are trying to watch along! LET'S. GET. JUNKY!2023-10-201h 30Junk HouseEpisode 69: AAAAHHHH!! niceIt's the sexiest episode number on the scariest day of the year! We got a fun little opening with 69 seconds of the song "Blue in Green" by Bill Evans, mixed with us saying "nice" randomly. Then we get down to OktoberFest Beesnis, starting with a chat about The Mist! Caleb then throws us into a dirty not dirty vortex of words before we do some more movie chats about Talk to Me.
for those keeping up with Cordell's OktoberFest: Next week we will be talking about 3 movies. Opal, Skinamarink and The Cabin in the...2023-10-131h 14Junk HouseEpisode 68: Foreplay With FieldingWelcome to, The Shart Tank. With Episode 69 right around the corner, The Sharts listen to pitches about how said episode is gonna go down. Oh also we got FIELDING back in the house! They comin' back with a bang (pun intended) with some great pitches and some great questions for our Hosts. 2023-10-061h 16Junk HouseEpisode 67: I Just Jatz My Podcast!WOAH, did you hear what Dizney changed Star War's music name to? Well that's what we talking about today! As well as a little setup for Cordell's Oktoberfest, and a little about this weird jank twitter account Carson found. It's a good old great old groovy episode!2023-09-291h 08Junk HouseEpisode 66:The Clown, the Frenchman, and the Junk HouseIt's time. Get your water bottles and juice boxes and maybe some chocolate milk for Cordell. Nothing is really gonna happen, it's just good to stay hydrated! Oh and this is a pretty good ep so come relax and take a listen!2023-09-221h 01Junk HouseEpisode 65: doc brown kissing doc brown safe search offCW: We talk and joke about the tragedy of 9/11 a lot this episode. If you lost someone or was in anyway affected by the acts of horror of that day, we apologize for your pain and loss. Might be best to skip this episode.2023-09-151h 05Junk HouseEpisode 64: I’m Seventeen Years Old and Cook Ramen That Summons Horny Demons to Kill my BulliesANIME BREAK. This week we have a little fun in the sun, talking about episode 69 and a lot of anime talk talk talk. Hope yah like it!2023-09-081h 04Junk HouseEpisode 63: Pomp and CircumcisedJunk House does what a Junk House do. This one we talk about some movies, perform some Theatre, and Connie gets a hot date!2023-09-0155 minJunk HouseEpisode 62: Two Wolves One GandalfInside you are two wolves. Oh, and Gandalf, and a few Beetles. You're gonna wanna hear this one. Come on in to the Junk House!2023-08-251h 05Junk HouseEpisode 61: Slap PappyIt's been a month so we brought but a dead meme. I think they also brought up some stuff about video games? I don't know man, I just work here. How about this for a zinger: Junk House? More like Dunk house! Cause this one is a Slam Dunk. 2023-08-181h 02Junk HouseEpisode 60: Signing the NDAWelcome back! This week we got Samantha's Younger brother Nick in the House! We also sign with the NDA! Just as commentators but maybe one day we can compete. This one gonna be fun, we even got stuff to make smores if you want any of that!2023-08-111h 03Junk HouseEpisode 59: Hungry Beef TimeYO! the Slogan generator is back in action and it's a fun one! Sandwich stores with guns? Woke phone companies? That and more on this episode of House of Junk2023-08-041h 01Junk HouseEpisode 58: Junk Mystery House HourThe house is PACKED this week! We got 2 quizzes, a tiny bit of talk about r/place coming back, and an unprompted ranking of chip flavors and brands! 2023-07-281h 03Junk HouseEpisode 57: I am become Junk, Destroyer of HouseHappy Barbenheimer! This week we talk about some movies and some crazy sheesh happening. Oh and Caleb does a super fun Barbenheimer quiz! Come on in to the Junk House!2023-07-211h 02Junk HouseEpisode 56: Disney Adults Adulting DisneyCordell is busy once again so Caleb and Samantha getting a little wild with it! We talk about some Disney Adults and some weirdos that "Adult" Disney characters. Oh and Caleb got another Rule 34 quiz.2023-07-1456 minJunk HouseEpisode 55: Elvis Presley's Crank PalaceHappy Independence week! We talk a little about America, a little about Memphis and alot about Ghosts2023-07-071h 01Junk HouseEpisode 54: Don't ask about The BullDream Cordell like's toothpaste? The Bee Movie but Cows? Yeah, that second one is our idea so better not take it! We also talk about Mike Rowe and even a little. Come on into the Junk House for some goofs and gaffs and a little trash2023-06-301h 03Junk HouseEpisode 53: Ranchnado: Cordell's NightmareWe did it gang! Cordell gotta eat a whole pint of Ranch Ice Cream! This episode we read the emails that got us here and talk about Sharknado of all things.2023-06-231h 02Junk HouseEpisode 52: Carsounds FamiliarCarson is back! Caleb is on a little trip so we got everyone's favorite Bird Boy and Metroid fan to drop in for some hugs and kisses! We talk a little Magic the gathering, a little about Spiderverse (No spoils though) and play a little "Guess the Sound" game Carson made for us! Also with the release of this episode you can listen to a whole year's worth of Junk House episodes so that's pretty neat!2023-06-161h 03Junk HouseEpisode 51: Dan's GhostjobDad is back! Dad is back! Cordell returns for some good bits, sits and giggles! This time we finally get the answer to that's crazy scene in Ghost Busters and do the Slogan quiz/brain storm again! this one is pretty fun so come on down and meet us at the Junk House!2023-06-091h 07Junk HouseEpisode 50: Judeo-Christian Twink DeathYOO whaattt?? we got TWO GUESTS in the JUNK HOUSE??? That's CCCRRRAAAZZZYYY!! I hope no little effers shoot out of the wall and blast everywhere! "I Think You Should Leave" season 3 just came out so we celebrate the wackiness with a little quiz! We also got Drew and Miranda here for some goofs gaffs and maybe even a haYuck or three.2023-06-021h 00Junk HouseEpisode 49: Another Moment with Drew Ft. DrewCordell do be feeling sickie again so we got our hero Drew to come and say some more words to you! This time we talked about some video james and a lot about ADHD. Also this episode now with 20% less bunghole! Enjoy a less Bungled ep.2023-05-261h 05Junk HouseEpisode 48: The Grandma ClubThis one is (kindda) Powered by AI! At least for the first part! Caleb does another music quiz and Samantha does a little Real name Stage name quiz! Finally we wrap up talking about our grandmothers and discuss stage names/name changes for ourselves!2023-05-1959 minJunk HouseEpisode 47: The Legend of Junk: Tears in the ShowerHappy release day! Legend of Zelda: Tears of the Kingdom just dropped as you are listening to this! We talk about our histories with Zelda as Caleb tells us the history of Zelda! 2023-05-121h 03
Junk HouseFor Tom"And now for something completely different."2023-05-0504 minJunk HouseJunkdate: No Episode this week.Junk House is taking a quick Break this week but will be back again next week! (this Junkdate might not exist after this weekend)2023-05-0300 minJunk HouseEpisode 46: How to be Straight Ft. Hudson ButterfieldThis week Cordell is taking a little break this week so we got our great friend and Sammi's cousin Hudson! We talk about Robot Dolphins, if we wanna be robots and even a little bit about gorillas! Thanks again to Hudson for joining us and I hope you enjoy the episode.2023-04-281h 03Junk HouseEpisode 45: Stoney Baloney vs The Forgotten OnesHappy Weed day!! This one you get a fun little guessing game but for YOU the AUDIENCE. Try and see if you can guess if Cordell is high or not this week! We also make up some fun names for some new strains and even some weed slang terms! We round out the ep by talking about some games we are playing and are excited about!2023-04-211h 01Junk HouseEpisode 44: Sport Needs Sport ClothesI am not going to be afraid of any Ghouls, or this episode! This one is just the kind of junky you like, we got a little song Sammi made up, that leads into an amazing new segment! Also like might be some Ghost Busters parody making and also ghosts being sexy. So like listen this time ok?2023-04-141h 02Junk HouseEpisode 43: Baja Blast my ButtholeYou prep ONE episode early and the whole world drops out the week you skip! A lot has happened the one week we had to prerecord a episode. Trump got indicted, Andrew Tate is out of prison but still under house arrest, Aunty Donna is in the DND movie, junk is wild up in here and these goofers are gonna talk about it! Warning there is for sure some sad political talk in here so if you don't wanna think about how screwed up the good old USA is maybe skip a couple of minutes there in the middle...2023-04-071h 04Junk HouseEpisode 42: The One that Sucked until Vin Diesel Showed upOK so like we are all tired and a little wackier than normal so.... Last week was crazy and this week aint that much more normal. We start of talking about art and a little of our views of it. Then Caleb got a redux of that one music game where you find the real song. Cordell tries to find the real Bleachers song and Sammi is looking for Daft Punk (sorry Fielding.) We wrap up with some more music talk before we get outta here and take a nap.2023-03-3159 minJunk HouseEpisode 41: Delete this EpisodeIf you though Junk House was for kids then... I don't know what to tell you, but especially don't let them listen to this "punishment" episode. This junk pretty smelly and nasty while still being a nice looking house with no trash. But this ep is a little W I L D. We start off with some political talk, as of recording Trump could be arrest today. Then we ask the real questions, like what type of villain would you wanna be and be realistically and what our fursona is. It's a wild one gang what can I say.2023-03-241h 00Junk HouseEpisode 40: Junk House Ep VIII - The Carl AwakensIf Junk House was a rapper, it would be something akin to House of Pain. We be Jumping Around. This ep we start with a little Star Wars, move on to a little video game talk before some knives out chat. Then, the main event, Smash or Pass for all the of the US presidents! Hope you enjoy and have a great weekend!2023-03-171h 03Junk HouseEpisode 39: How Much of the Ocean is Welcome?Everyone is Welcome to the ocean! It's for me, for you, and the whales too! This week on Junk House we get a little rowdy and chat about some interesting topics.... like what a Baculum is! And if you don't know then now you know, Listener.2023-03-101h 04Junk HouseEpisode 38: I'm not gonna lie, I'm really vibing with the long title this time aroundYeah that's a good title. This one is ALL OVER the place and that's just how we like it here at the House Junk house of Junky house Junk. We talk a little about movies, and a little about some old shows that we used to know. Also an insightful discussion about self, shortly before we finally figure out what Ectoplasm is. It's a doozy folks! Don't wanna miss this one! if you did I would be sad and might even cry a little! (not really) if you read this far you a real trooper and if you send...2023-03-031h 04Junk HouseEpisode 37: Absurdism, a Farewell to FartsIs Junk House Absurdist humor? Sometimes! This one we talk a little about one of our favorite types of comedy, a lot about AI, and maybe even get a letter from Conspiracy Carl! Just come on in and take a seat.... I said TAKE A SEAT 2023-02-241h 07Junk HouseEpisode 36: No Ethical Roleplay Under Junk HouseWelcome to my cavern of wonder! I got three nerds recording a podcast in the corner but it's ok the episode they are recording today seems pretty good! I can sell you some wares while you listen. Apparently they just finished a campaign in their other podcast? Oh and they have some takes on recent video games if you catch my stank.2023-02-171h 08Junk HouseEpisode 35: Frogger Water and The Great Time DebateTime is a flat circle, but this episode is more like a weird tv that you have to keep smacking to get working. Caleb and Cordell have a time debate the likes have never been seen (on this podcast) which leads into some fun talk about time travel media talk! Oh and Caleb makes an amazing term for his icks.2023-02-101h 11Junk HouseEpisode 34: Presidential Candidacy, The Ocky WayFirst we put a bad Joke on the grill! Then Sammi chops it up... and the RESULT IS! OMG Can't forget the good Jokes, Neva Neva Neva! Alright enough with that. This one Caleb tells us what they thought of Bumblebee and we meet Junk House's "endorsement" for the 2024 Presidential Race. 2023-02-0359 minJunk HouseEpisode 33: Junkformers: Humans in DisguiseMovies are a thing right? They exist? Of course they do! and this week we talk about some we like! Cordell and Sammi also throw some Transformers facts at known hater of robot-human-car-things Caleb. We cleaned up the house a little since last you popped by, you can actually sit on the couch now!2023-01-271h 08Junk HouseEpisode 32: Best Games, Best Names 98.7 Junk RadioCordell was sick as hell last week but WE BACK BABY!! This week we talking about the best games we played in 2022 and our love of life. Also, Caleb's bride makes an interesting observation about a few of our titles (4 of them have something to do with Butthole or Poop) while we run down our favorite episode titles from the first 30!2023-01-201h 08Junk HouseEpisode 31: New Year, New Meat for the Meat GodIt's the first episode of 2023! We had a good long holiday break and now we are ready to bust down the establishment you call "Podcasting" with our sick episodes! But before we do that we gonna open some Christmas presents finally and take a quiz about 2022.2023-01-0659 minJunk HouseEpisode 30: The Happy Krampus ClauseChristmas time really do be coming up fast! This week the gang talks about some of their favorite Christmas movies! Caleb brings the original Tim Allen "The Santa Clause" which is WILD if you haven't seen it in a while. Cordell wanted to inject some more spooks into the season so he brought Krampus! Rounding out the cast Sammi brought a movie from her childhood, The Happy Elf, an animated movie based off of the Harry Connick Jr. song of the same name. Snuggle up with a cup of hot coco, this one gonna be fun!2022-12-161h 00Junk HouseEpisode 29: Which Christmas is the best ChristmasMerry Christmas! This ep the kids throw out some Christmas songs and rate them from best to worst! We got some hot takes on some famous songs just like everyone else so get on in here!2022-12-091h 02Junk HouseEpisode 28: Sick Women and Pokemon GlitchesIt's that time of year! Chestnuts roasting on an open fire, Jack Frost Guesting on your podcast. Also time for the flu which Sammi probably has! This one we set up a "Secret" Santa exchange and talk about the new Pokemon games! Happy Holidays!2022-12-0257 minJunk HouseEpisode 27: Secure, Contain, Talk about Spooky ThingsOn this thrilling episode of Junk House, your hosts each bring an SCP to talk about! Caleb brings some old video footage that changes each time you watch it. Cordell talks about a living tattoo and Sammi brings the most unassuming man to the table! Also for the next 2 weeks we will be on a little break due to Caleb getting married next week and the week after that being Thanksgiving. Hope you have a great rest of the month!2022-11-1155 minJunk HouseEpisode 26: The Portal to the Elevator DimensionIt's November! That Christmas Creep starting up but we still finishing some spooky time feelings. Sammi wants to talk about "Our Flag means Death" but since the other two haven't seen it doesn't get far. Caleb brings a new format of a game show to the gamers, and Cordell presses numbers in an elevator a bunch of times in a specific order and gets us trapped talking bout spooky rituals! Happy Friday!2022-11-041h 14Junk HouseEpisode 25: Hallow Steve's GreetingsKordell's Oktoberfest is coming to a close. Since it the last episode before turkey season, we got the last of our goblins and ghouls out of our system! Caleb comes in HOT with a Challenge. The last week they downloaded every mobile game that was advertised to them and brought some feedback! Cordell gives us one last Oktoberfest Check in and Sammi brought us a phobia quiz game! Happy Halloween! Thanks for sticking around (:2022-10-281h 09Junk HouseEpisode 24: Skellybones, The Dead Corpse PokemonOOOOOoOoOoO it's week 3 of Oktoberfest and we got some SPOOKY treats for you!! First we discuss what horror subgenres we would most want to live through. Then we create some new ghost type pokemon! Rounding out the episode we got a fun quiz from Caleb all about DeviantArt and the art that flows from it's many streams. Happy Halloween!2022-10-211h 01Junk HouseEpisode 23: Zombies, Werewolves and Cheerleaders oh my!SPOOKY MONTH SPOOKY MONTH!! In this, our second episode of Kordell's Oktoberfest, we discuss all things Zombie! Disney Channel Original movie Z-O-M-B-I-E-S that is! This DCOM trilogy starts with just cheerleaders and zombies, a match made in heaven, but quickly adds not only werewolves to the school but aliens too! With each movie also having some deep metaphors baked into their story, you can't lose with this wild episode! Cheer President Bucky approved!2022-10-141h 00Junk HouseEpisode 22: Kordell's Oktoberfest 2022Happy Spooky month everyone! This year is the First Oktoberfest (by Cordell) and we are starting it off swinging! We talk about some video games that would make some great movies, go into the spooky movies we have watched in the last week and make up some fun dating sims! Come on in and join us for some Fall Fun, spooks and goofs!2022-10-071h 06Junk HouseEpisode 21: The Wogglebug ComethIt's our first video episode!! And it's for good reason! First off we talk about the uncanny valley and animations that give us some spooks. Then Sammi and Caleb present to Cordell the amazing world of Genoma and The incredible Mr. H. M. Wogglebug T. E.! Come along with us for an amazing ride and watch us laugh and scream and cry!2022-10-031h 10Junk HouseEpisode 20: The One after She FellOh No!! Caleb's PokeDex is broken again and they need Cordell and Sammi to help figure out which Entries are real! Sammi brings up the kids show "Batwheels" which quickly devolves into talking about the DCEU and how they have been really screwing the pooch. It's also almost SPOOKY SEASON! Since it's Cordell's favorite season next month will be all about spooky stories, movies and other things! But for now Cordell just needs some movie suggestions!2022-09-231h 16Junk HouseEpisode 19: Queen Elizabeth vs. E.T. the Extra-TerrestrialAliens, Wii games and Movie Versus oh my! This one's a juicy one! We make fun of the Queen Lizzy for being dead, rank some movie aliens, talk about golf on the wii and make up some crazy but fun movie mashups!2022-09-161h 08Junk HouseEpisode 18: Van Helsing the Rhythm gameCordie is back back back baby! And he has a bone to pick! Just kidding, he's chill, and just wants to talk about the 2004 movie Van Helsing. Sammi's here too and brings up super powers and which ones we would have based on personality. Caleb holds up the end of the episode with giving us Big nostalgia by talking about some childhood rhythm games! 2022-09-091h 00Junk HouseEpisode 17: Farting on the TabletopWhich TTRP is best for you? Well Caleb will let you know! Also we expand not only our minds, with a quiz about Chuck Tingle, but our magic system by creating a Fartomancer!2022-09-021h 01Junk HouseEpisode 16: Music, The Final FrontierMusic is the spice of life, and sometimes you can have WAY TOO MUCH! Sammi talks about the music genre of Black Midi and it's 93 Trillion Notes. Then after everyone's favorite bit, Caleb gets to gush and talk about their favorite band The Mountain Goats!2022-08-261h 05Junk HouseEpisode 15: The Magic of Free Feet PicsEver get a weird text from your prospective wedding caterer? No? Just Caleb? Ok well... maybe you have tried to make a magic system? Yeah that's more general. But if you haven't done that maybe you'll laugh at weird digimon names! There's a little bit for everyone!2022-08-191h 09Junk HouseEpisode 14: Birds, Like A LOT of BirdsThis ep we got another guest! This time we got Great Friend of the Show Carson White! We get down and dirty talking about birds, Metroidvanias before Caleb takes us through another gameshow! This one is about Pokémon and how well Carson and Sammi know the Pokedex!2022-08-121h 15Junk HouseEpisode 13: The Legend of Zelda: Chemtrail PrincessDad is still gone and the kids are getting goofy! This week it's just Caleb and Sammi! Caleb talks about Alex Jones and how wacky crazy he is while Sammi and Caleb together make a Tier List of all the Zelda Games!2022-08-051h 08Junk HouseEpisode 12: Wet Roach SignsWelcome back to the school of Hard Junk. This week is presentation week cause Cordell is still a busy busy boy and we couldn't get a guest soon enough. Cordell presents new astrological signs, Sammi reads a reddit story about a man and his imaginary roach wife, and Caleb does an indepth analysis of WAP by Cardi B. Buckle in! This one is Wacky 2022-07-291h 01Junk HouseEpisode 11: To all "The Boys" I've Loved BeforeCordell is a busy little bee, so Caleb and Sammi grabbed Nat Wonderful co-star Drew Holley! We talk about some crazy stuff like Sexy Goblins, the hit Amazon show "The Boys" and a couple of crazy things that have happened on Tik Tok recently! Expect some more Guest episodes with exciting new hosts in the next few weeks!2022-07-221h 06Junk HouseQuick AnnouncementA Quick and Important Announcement from Caleb and Cordell2022-07-1501 minJunk HouseEpisode 10: Conspiracy Carl's Probe PartyWhat would you do if you were thrown into a different dimension? Well thank god you don't have to worry about that since that just some crazy conspiracy about the CERN Large Hadron Collider. Oh talking about SMASHING things together, Caleb showed the He and the Her some songs and talked about Genre mashing! After they had their fill of Kate Bush and Type O Negative, Cordell asks the first of a list of difficult questions: Are there more eye or feet on earth?2022-07-081h 07
Junk HouseEpisode 9: Tootsie Rolls and Bootie HolesIf your personality was a Pokemon, what Duel Typing would it be? We dive into that topic right after we talk about Tootsie Rolls and that classic Mr. Owl Ad, and right before Caleb hosts another game show! This one is all about that "They a 10 but..." Trend from TikTok but with historical figures. Come on in, kick off your shoes by the... well anywhere and enjoy your stay at the Junk House.2022-07-0156 minJunk HouseEpisode 8: The Dead Parrot's POVLast episode of Pride Month and we got a fun one! Caleb brings Bisexual icon and comedy legend Graham Chapman to the round table of gay, Samantha asks the important question of which Starter Pokémon is the gayest and Cordell talks about his misunderstanding of POV porn. OH and how can I forget? WE GOT OUR FIRST HOUSE GUEST!! Friend of the Show Fielding Shipman drops in for some goofs and gaffs, and figuring out which Super Smash Brothers Ultimate character is the gayest!2022-06-241h 08Junk HouseEpisode 7: We Three StevensThrice a Pride month Ep do shine. Enjoy thine episode today with a plate of fine cheese and wine, it is the third episode of pride month! We get things rolling with Steven Universe, then dive deep into Magic the Gathering's Pride month Secret Lair. Finishing the meal we discuss if Nicholas Cage (famous actor who met Sammi's older brother one time) is a good actor or not. 2022-06-171h 03Junk HouseEpisode 6: Crystal Mommy WhistleblowersHe's code name was WHAT? Second episode of Pride House Pride Month and we talking some crazy stuff! Cordell drops some interesting facts about Watergate, which quick devolves into our trio making up government ops for sexual acts. Sammi brags about having "Rose Quartz Energy" and makes the boys take a Buzzfeed quiz. Caleb brings business up front to the party in the back with a history of mullets. Hope you are having a great Pride month! Be on look out for that darned Rainbow Washing this month.2022-06-101h 09Junk HouseEpisode 5: Time Travel and The Gay AgendaHappy Pride month! Starting out our month of Pride episodes we got a BANGER for you! Caleb talks about the different types of gay men and answers the question on everyone's mind: Which one is Caleb? Cordell listened to some 100 Gecs and tells us what he thinks as well as how he is the original creator of Oktoberfest, and our girl Sammi brings a gay play and some musicals to the table! This one's a real doozy, so strap in and get ready to get Junky!2022-06-031h 12Junk HouseEpisode 4: Joey Chestnut and the Hot Dog FactoryHow many Hot dogs? Sammi Changes her Twitter name LIVE ON AIR. We Pitch some movies based off of rollercoasters similar to Disney's Jungle Cruise or Pirates of the Caribbean, and Caleb is amazed at how many hot dogs Pro-food man Joey Chestnut ate in 10 minutes! Cordell thinks he can eat more, so be ready for a live stream where he attempts this.2022-05-2752 min
Junk HouseEpisode 3: Kirby's Shower BidetWhy is this a thing? Cordell brings a challenge: sorting the American Alphabet's letters depending on if they are even or odd. Sammi brings video games and unlocks some memories for herself and the boys, also it's GAME SHOW TIME!! Cordell and Sammi must work together to figure out if these facts are related to sex or not!2022-05-201h 01
Junk HouseEpisode 2: T H C you l8rIt's Weed day! at least when the kiddos were recording this ep, so we playing a game! Either Caleb or Sammi are baked as eff! Using clues Cordell picks up during the episode, he will have to decide which one he thinks it is or suffer MAJOR EMBARRASSMENT! While he is sluthing we talk about high stories, ask Cordell to describe how to do weed things, and "Are you Danker than a Stoner!"2022-05-131h 01
Junk HouseEpisode 1: Lines of Succession, Cordell's JourneyWelcome to Junk House! Your one stop shop for trash memes, friendship and maybe even kissing? For our inaugural episode we talk about r/place, Caleb becoming a dad with no children and how many deaths would it take for Cordell to become the POTUS? Oh and Sammi teaches the Boys a gamer word. 2022-05-0651 min