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Count Kreepyhead's Saturday morning monster mashA is for AnusIt's Josh's Birthday! Yay!!!!! to celebrate all things Josh we have a special guest come on for some birthday wishes, yes that's right Arnold! Also discussed but not completely related, tons of masters of the universe, marvel and monster high news.
2024-04-031h 54Count Kreepyhead's Saturday morning monster mashA is for AnusIt's Josh's Birthday! Yay!!!!! to celebrate all things Josh we have a special guest come on for some birthday wishes, yes that's right Arnold! Also discussed but not completely related, tons of masters of the universe, marvel and monster high news.
2024-04-031h 54Count Kreepyhead's Saturday morning monster mashYour cat's favorite podcastThe Gang is back together, Josh makes his triumphant return and we finally address the secret to our success, cats. Also enamel pins, ninja turtles the Easter bunny and he-man!
2024-03-272h 07Count Kreepyhead's Saturday morning monster mashYour cat's favorite podcastThe Gang is back together, Josh makes his triumphant return and we finally address the secret to our success, cats. Also enamel pins, ninja turtles the Easter bunny and he-man!
2024-03-272h 07Count Kreepyhead's Saturday morning monster mashunfocused collectorsIn a surprise plot twist this week, Mike and Mike find themselves Joshless. How do they cope? Can they function as adults? How long before madness and cannibalism take over the show? Actually nothing that crazy happened and Mike and Mike had fun talking about building spaceport dioramas and touching your eye when there's cheeto dust on your finger, but hey you can imagine our show is like Lord of the Flies if you want.
2024-03-212h 09Count Kreepyhead's Saturday morning monster mashunfocused collectorsIn a surprise plot twist this week, Mike and Mike find themselves Joshless. How do they cope? Can they function as adults? How long before madness and cannibalism take over the show? Actually nothing that crazy happened and Mike and Mike had fun talking about building spaceport dioramas and touching your eye when there's cheeto dust on your finger, but hey you can imagine our show is like Lord of the Flies if you want.
2024-03-212h 09Count Kreepyhead's Saturday morning monster mashEpisode titles we cant useSometimes you just need to let your hair down and be stupid, and yes I know that term is used loosely for us, but today we threw the rules out the window and just had a good time talking about some of the most evil fictional characters ever and how they would fit into our imaginary fighting game. Prepare to not get what you're expecting.
2024-03-071h 41Count Kreepyhead's Saturday morning monster mashEpisode titles we cant useSometimes you just need to let your hair down and be stupid, and yes I know that term is used loosely for us, but today we threw the rules out the window and just had a good time talking about some of the most evil fictional characters ever and how they would fit into our imaginary fighting game. Prepare to not get what you're expecting.
2024-03-071h 41Count Kreepyhead's Saturday morning monster mashWe are all on TUBIHow far is too far when you're the cool aunt and uncle, this is a tough question, and the answer involves the video game "High on life". We also rave about He-Man revolution and test out new headset's live on air, good times for everyone!
2024-02-291h 55Count Kreepyhead's Saturday morning monster mashWe are all on TUBIHow far is too far when you're the cool aunt and uncle, this is a tough question, and the answer involves the video game "High on life". We also rave about He-Man revolution and test out new headset's live on air, good times for everyone!
2024-02-291h 55Count Kreepyhead's Saturday morning monster mashScreaming Garbage WomanJosh returns from his sabbatical to the holy land (assembly required convention) and he tells us tales of tattoos, he-man, and Arby's roast beef. Along the way we laugh, we cry, and we get lost in irrelevant topics because that's what we do best.
2024-02-202h 19Count Kreepyhead's Saturday morning monster mashScreaming Garbage WomanJosh returns from his sabbatical to the holy land (assembly required convention) and he tells us tales of tattoos, he-man, and Arby's roast beef. Along the way we laugh, we cry, and we get lost in irrelevant topics because that's what we do best.
2024-02-202h 19Count Kreepyhead's Saturday morning monster mashMake it weirdJosh is missing, Mike is sick, the other Mike has brain scramblies, that means there is only one person who can save the show before things get too weird, and that's Samm! Don't worry, it still gets really weird.
2024-02-071h 53Count Kreepyhead's Saturday morning monster mashMake it weirdJosh is missing, Mike is sick, the other Mike has brain scramblies, that means there is only one person who can save the show before things get too weird, and that's Samm! Don't worry, it still gets really weird.
2024-02-071h 53Count Kreepyhead's Saturday morning monster mashThe greatest Saturday Morning Cartoon of all time.For a show that has Saturday Morning in the title, it sure did take us like 110 episodes to get to the greatest Saturday Morning cartoon didn't it? Sorry about that. But hey enjoy the battle for the greatest Saturday Morning cartoon of all time, its a blood bath.
2024-01-242h 00Count Kreepyhead's Saturday morning monster mashThe greatest Saturday Morning Cartoon of all time.For a show that has Saturday Morning in the title, it sure did take us like 110 episodes to get to the greatest Saturday Morning cartoon didn't it? Sorry about that. But hey enjoy the battle for the greatest Saturday Morning cartoon of all time, its a blood bath.
2024-01-242h 00Count Kreepyhead's Saturday morning monster mashFamous ButtholesTypical week here at Count Kreepyhead, we talk about toys, Godzilla, video games, the terrifying tale of the cursed missile firing Boba Fett, celebrity buttholes... you know regular adult conversation. Yep. That's us. 101% normal.
2024-01-171h 46Count Kreepyhead's Saturday morning monster mashFamous ButtholesTypical week here at Count Kreepyhead, we talk about toys, Godzilla, video games, the terrifying tale of the cursed missile firing Boba Fett, celebrity buttholes... you know regular adult conversation. Yep. That's us. 101% normal.
2024-01-171h 46Count Kreepyhead's Saturday morning monster mashGummy Bear Marker SoupNew year, same old podcast! The boys are back talking about what they got for xmas, upcoming fun from the assembly required convention and a deep probing discussion about coin purses.
2024-01-111h 42Count Kreepyhead's Saturday morning monster mashGummy Bear Marker SoupNew year, same old podcast! The boys are back talking about what they got for xmas, upcoming fun from the assembly required convention and a deep probing discussion about coin purses.
2024-01-111h 42Count Kreepyhead's Saturday morning monster mashHo-Ho HomicideIt's XMAS time, and you know what that means! Holiday shenanigans, featuring Dorf, Mighty Max, Boglins.... it's so much insanity I'm having trouble explaining it.
2023-12-201h 42Count Kreepyhead's Saturday morning monster mashHo-Ho HomicideIt's XMAS time, and you know what that means! Holiday shenanigans, featuring Dorf, Mighty Max, Boglins.... it's so much insanity I'm having trouble explaining it.
2023-12-201h 42Count Kreepyhead's Saturday morning monster mash25 festive chunksIt's the almost x-mas episode where Samm returns to join us in all sorts of shenanigans. Boiled Spaghetti! Steven Segal! Darla... Who the hell is DARLA?!?!
2023-12-071h 57Count Kreepyhead's Saturday morning monster mash25 festive chunksIt's the almost x-mas episode where Samm returns to join us in all sorts of shenanigans. Boiled Spaghetti! Steven Segal! Darla... Who the hell is DARLA?!?!
2023-12-071h 57Count Kreepyhead's Saturday morning monster mashNinja Turtle Fruit Pies are nastyAh, turkey day what better time to discuss things like Bon Jovi, Dildos, Robocop, and quite possibly the grossest food ever invented... Cranberry Sauce, just kidding its Ninja Turtles fruit pies, barf!
2023-11-211h 54Count Kreepyhead's Saturday morning monster mashNinja Turtle Fruit Pies are nastyAh, turkey day what better time to discuss things like Bon Jovi, Dildos, Robocop, and quite possibly the grossest food ever invented... Cranberry Sauce, just kidding its Ninja Turtles fruit pies, barf!
2023-11-211h 54Count Kreepyhead's Saturday morning monster mashScooter/SkeeterAs we promised, the show has returned to its classic format where we rant about toys and random craziness like how fed up we are with Chris Pratt being everywhere and despite our best efforts, Josh showed us even more Muppets insanity. Fun times for everyone!
2023-11-171h 46Count Kreepyhead's Saturday morning monster mashScooter/SkeeterAs we promised, the show has returned to its classic format where we rant about toys and random craziness like how fed up we are with Chris Pratt being everywhere and despite our best efforts, Josh showed us even more Muppets insanity. Fun times for everyone!
2023-11-171h 46Count Kreepyhead's Saturday morning monster mashWelcome to ZoloworldWe are joined this week by special guests Mike and Kreg from the awesome company Zoloworld, we dive deep into the world of protective action figure cases, our love of Remco, and some very awesome news about Night of the Living Dead. Buckle up, its a great episode.
2023-11-091h 43Count Kreepyhead's Saturday morning monster mashWelcome to ZoloworldWe are joined this week by special guests Mike and Kreg from the awesome company Zoloworld, we dive deep into the world of protective action figure cases, our love of Remco, and some very awesome news about Night of the Living Dead. Buckle up, its a great episode.
2023-11-091h 43Count Kreepyhead's Saturday morning monster mashMuppet KombatIt's almost Halloween so you know what that means! A very special episode! Here's the game we invite you all to play at home: We have picked 16 of the greatest muppets of all time and forced them to fight to the death (theater of the mind dude), and in the end the only winner will be your very sick sense of humor! Seriously though this one goes places we were not expecting. Enjoy!
2023-10-241h 24Count Kreepyhead's Saturday morning monster mashMuppet KombatIt's almost Halloween so you know what that means! A very special episode! Here's the game we invite you all to play at home: We have picked 16 of the greatest muppets of all time and forced them to fight to the death (theater of the mind dude), and in the end the only winner will be your very sick sense of humor! Seriously though this one goes places we were not expecting. Enjoy!
2023-10-241h 24Count Kreepyhead's Saturday morning monster mashTotal Zoey TakeoverWhat does the count do when he has no ideas for this weeks episode? He hands the reigns over to a maniacal 8 year old. I hope you like farts, and butts
2023-10-131h 30Count Kreepyhead's Saturday morning monster mashTotal Zoey TakeoverWhat does the count do when he has no ideas for this weeks episode? He hands the reigns over to a maniacal 8 year old. I hope you like farts, and butts
2023-10-131h 30Count Kreepyhead's Saturday morning monster mash100 times the BlehWell its finally here, the most insane, the most incredible , the most...just like all our other episodes installment of Count Kreepyhead. We have giveaways! Werner Jokes! and Josh's epic adventure to Disneyland, or world, the one in Florida. Enjoy
2023-10-032h 19Count Kreepyhead's Saturday morning monster mash100 times the BlehWell its finally here, the most insane, the most incredible , the most...just like all our other episodes installment of Count Kreepyhead. We have giveaways! Werner Jokes! and Josh's epic adventure to Disneyland, or world, the one in Florida. Enjoy
2023-10-032h 19Count Kreepyhead's Saturday morning monster mashFIST TIME!After a short summer hibernation the gang is back with all the zany stupidity you would come to expect. discussed this week are marvel legos, snake mountain, and Josh's shocking Disney secret (oooo what is it? tune in to find out)
2023-09-142h 11Count Kreepyhead's Saturday morning monster mashFIST TIME!After a short summer hibernation the gang is back with all the zany stupidity you would come to expect. discussed this week are marvel legos, snake mountain, and Josh's shocking Disney secret (oooo what is it? tune in to find out)
2023-09-142h 11Count Kreepyhead's Saturday morning monster mashDumpster fire theater: Hard ticket to HawaiiOn this episode of dumpster fire theater we ask the important question, is there anything better than bimbos, missile launchers, razor freebees and insane toilet snakes? The answer is no if you're curious.
2023-09-081h 25Count Kreepyhead's Saturday morning monster mashDumpster fire theater: Hard ticket to HawaiiOn this episode of dumpster fire theater we ask the important question, is there anything better than bimbos, missile launchers, razor freebees and insane toilet snakes? The answer is no if you're curious.
2023-09-081h 25Count Kreepyhead's Saturday morning monster mashBetty White eats a babyWhen we have slow weeks on the show we like to do what are called "Very Special Episodes". This weeks episode is a doozy. We present the audience with a question. If you could visit dead celebrities in a museum, which one would you pick? Then Mike, Josh and Mike pick who they would put inside their respective attraction. Have fun and enjoy the chaos as we quickly descend into madness.
2023-08-241h 27Count Kreepyhead's Saturday morning monster mashBetty White eats a babyWhen we have slow weeks on the show we like to do what are called "Very Special Episodes". This weeks episode is a doozy. We present the audience with a question. If you could visit dead celebrities in a museum, which one would you pick? Then Mike, Josh and Mike pick who they would put inside their respective attraction. Have fun and enjoy the chaos as we quickly descend into madness.
2023-08-241h 27Count Kreepyhead's Saturday morning monster mashTry everything once, except Meth.And were back for another crazy week, joined by the always badass Samm. We comb through all of the awesome power-con reveals and sit around the fire as Samm tells us stories of her bad-assery. Sit back and enjoy its a fun ride.
2023-08-172h 29Count Kreepyhead's Saturday morning monster mashTry everything once, except Meth.And were back for another crazy week, joined by the always badass Samm. We comb through all of the awesome power-con reveals and sit around the fire as Samm tells us stories of her bad-assery. Sit back and enjoy its a fun ride.
2023-08-172h 29Count Kreepyhead's Saturday morning monster mashThese G.I. Joes suck!Did you have a giant pile of g.i. joes as a kid? Did some of them suck? today we take a deep dive and check out some of the less cool, always killed first kind of joes that we all had. I would also be an idiot if i didn't also mention we spend a great deal of time gushing over the new ninja turtles movie and making splinter tell us all the mutants he would or wouldn't sleep with. Enjoy
2023-08-102h 28Count Kreepyhead's Saturday morning monster mashThese G.I. Joes suck!Did you have a giant pile of g.i. joes as a kid? Did some of them suck? today we take a deep dive and check out some of the less cool, always killed first kind of joes that we all had. I would also be an idiot if i didn't also mention we spend a great deal of time gushing over the new ninja turtles movie and making splinter tell us all the mutants he would or wouldn't sleep with. Enjoy
2023-08-102h 28Count Kreepyhead's Saturday morning monster mashToday’s secret wordThis weeks episode pays tribute to the late, great, Paul Rubens. Also discussed are the lengthy SDCC reveals, a lovely vacation to Canada and we are joined by a surprise guest, the CEO of Global Milk.
2023-08-032h 27Count Kreepyhead's Saturday morning monster mashToday’s secret wordThis weeks episode pays tribute to the late, great, Paul Rubens. Also discussed are the lengthy SDCC reveals, a lovely vacation to Canada and we are joined by a surprise guest, the CEO of Global Milk.
2023-08-032h 27Count Kreepyhead's Saturday morning monster mashSurprise Krull referenceDid you ever have one of those days where you say, you know what, I'm going in without a plan. Well in today's show that's what happened, and what follows is amazing because we have a long discussion with Mike about what he will or will not eat... and his answers might HAUNT you!!!! MWAHAHAHAHA
2023-07-191h 34Count Kreepyhead's Saturday morning monster mashSurprise Krull referenceDid you ever have one of those days where you say, you know what, I'm going in without a plan. Well in today's show that's what happened, and what follows is amazing because we have a long discussion with Mike about what he will or will not eat... and his answers might HAUNT you!!!! MWAHAHAHAHA
2023-07-191h 34Count Kreepyhead's Saturday morning monster mashBoglins, the movie?!?After a small holiday break the gang is back with stories from the buffalo comic con, the hell of making boxes and Mattel's potentially huge slate of movies, including maybe BOGLINS? also butt jokes.
2023-07-121h 50Count Kreepyhead's Saturday morning monster mashBoglins, the movie?!?After a small holiday break the gang is back with stories from the buffalo comic con, the hell of making boxes and Mattel's potentially huge slate of movies, including maybe BOGLINS? also butt jokes.
2023-07-121h 50Count Kreepyhead's Saturday morning monster mashWhat’s in the freezer?In an effort to bring the show back to a more serious tone, we invited Samm and her hommie Brandon onto the show this week to talk about the important things in life, like Ninja Turtles, Taxidermy, Furby, Helicopters, and freedom fighting boobies.
2023-06-292h 14Count Kreepyhead's Saturday morning monster mashWhat’s in the freezer?In an effort to bring the show back to a more serious tone, we invited Samm and her hommie Brandon onto the show this week to talk about the important things in life, like Ninja Turtles, Taxidermy, Furby, Helicopters, and freedom fighting boobies.
2023-06-292h 14Count Kreepyhead's Saturday morning monster mashHeretics in the toybox!The long awaited interview with Heretic Party is finally here, and you may not be ready for it, an actual serious conversation is had with Christian and Lianne about just what it's like to grow up in a strict household, and the heavy toll religion can have on kids. Buckle up and I apologize in advance to everyone this episode pisses off.
Don't worry though for fans of our low brow content, there's a regular episode here too full of fart jokes and toy talk.
2023-06-152h 27Count Kreepyhead's Saturday morning monster mashHeretics in the toybox!The long awaited interview with Heretic Party is finally here, and you may not be ready for it, an actual serious conversation is had with Christian and Lianne about just what it's like to grow up in a strict household, and the heavy toll religion can have on kids. Buckle up and I apologize in advance to everyone this episode pisses off.
Don't worry though for fans of our low brow content, there's a regular episode here too full of fart jokes and toy talk.
2023-06-152h 27Count Kreepyhead's Saturday morning monster mashUnwanted Guest part 7At long last, local legend Samm joins the show to put us in our place. We cover all the bases from secret hand shakes to monster high and we ask ourselves the question, just how well do we know Mike?
2023-06-062h 16Count Kreepyhead's Saturday morning monster mashUnwanted Guest part 7At long last, local legend Samm joins the show to put us in our place. We cover all the bases from secret hand shakes to monster high and we ask ourselves the question, just how well do we know Mike?
2023-06-062h 16Count Kreepyhead's Saturday morning monster mashCereal ThreesomeIt's time once again for one of our ever popular tournament episodes where we dig deep and choose, what the greatest cereal ever is. Be prepared to be shocked as we quickly go off the rails (oh come on, we always go off the rails), be shocked when your favorite cereal gets eliminated, and loose your mind when we make a mascot for a cereal that doesn't have one! Enjoy
2023-05-181h 17Count Kreepyhead's Saturday morning monster mashCereal ThreesomeIt's time once again for one of our ever popular tournament episodes where we dig deep and choose, what the greatest cereal ever is. Be prepared to be shocked as we quickly go off the rails (oh come on, we always go off the rails), be shocked when your favorite cereal gets eliminated, and loose your mind when we make a mascot for a cereal that doesn't have one! Enjoy
2023-05-181h 17Count Kreepyhead's Saturday morning monster mashDonut PunchersIn a pretty crazy week the boys talk about all of their favorite subjects like giant toys, old timey candy , free comic book day and what they would call their super special team of GI JOE characters. Let our voices kiss your ear holes.
2023-05-101h 32Count Kreepyhead's Saturday morning monster mashDonut PunchersIn a pretty crazy week the boys talk about all of their favorite subjects like giant toys, old timey candy , free comic book day and what they would call their super special team of GI JOE characters. Let our voices kiss your ear holes.
2023-05-101h 32Count Kreepyhead's Saturday morning monster mashTokyo TurntableTired, stressed and underfed the boys resort to the one thing that never fails them, wiener jokes. But don't worry they know how much you love your toy talk so we don't miss a step talking about transformers, legos and for some strange reason the early 2000's xmen toys. Oh and we add to urban dictionary, you're welcome.
2023-05-031h 54Count Kreepyhead's Saturday morning monster mashTokyo TurntableTired, stressed and underfed the boys resort to the one thing that never fails them, wiener jokes. But don't worry they know how much you love your toy talk so we don't miss a step talking about transformers, legos and for some strange reason the early 2000's xmen toys. Oh and we add to urban dictionary, you're welcome.
2023-05-031h 54Count Kreepyhead's Saturday morning monster mashMan HandsBetween sleep deprivation, and our own collective madness sometimes we manage to pull an amazing creative mess out of thin air. This is one of those episodes. Have you ever wanted to hear Buffalo Bill sing karaoke? Do you want to know about Mike's of the Universe? Well buckle up.
2023-04-261h 41Count Kreepyhead's Saturday morning monster mashMan HandsBetween sleep deprivation, and our own collective madness sometimes we manage to pull an amazing creative mess out of thin air. This is one of those episodes. Have you ever wanted to hear Buffalo Bill sing karaoke? Do you want to know about Mike's of the Universe? Well buckle up.
2023-04-261h 41Count Kreepyhead's Saturday morning monster mashRob Schneider is a podcastThis week the gang gathers round the cocoon of Josh as he hatches into a beautiful 40 year old butterfly , its like Mothra, but middle aged and with mutton chops. Also discussed are you know, nerd things, toys, video games, and something new for everyone to chew on, our first radio serial, "The Adventures of Farting Butthole Man". Enjoy.
2023-04-191h 55Count Kreepyhead's Saturday morning monster mashRob Schneider is a podcastThis week the gang gathers round the cocoon of Josh as he hatches into a beautiful 40 year old butterfly , its like Mothra, but middle aged and with mutton chops. Also discussed are you know, nerd things, toys, video games, and something new for everyone to chew on, our first radio serial, "The Adventures of Farting Butthole Man". Enjoy.
2023-04-191h 55Count Kreepyhead's Saturday morning monster mashHot MayonnaiseIt's a teamup of the mega powers as a very special guest subs in for Josh. What starts out as a quest for world peace soon turns to evil as a nefarious new secret handshake is invented. Also discussed are comics, skeletons, giant robots and dolls with no heads! Huzzah!
2023-04-122h 02Count Kreepyhead's Saturday morning monster mashHot MayonnaiseIt's a teamup of the mega powers as a very special guest subs in for Josh. What starts out as a quest for world peace soon turns to evil as a nefarious new secret handshake is invented. Also discussed are comics, skeletons, giant robots and dolls with no heads! Huzzah!
2023-04-122h 02Count Kreepyhead's Saturday morning monster mashFor the love of god, wear deodorantIt's a quick week this week, but that doesn't stop the Kreepy Kids from discussing all of our favorite topics, such as resident evil, Kermit the frog's sexual confusion and the importance of deodorant (because some of us stink)
2023-03-301h 53Count Kreepyhead's Saturday morning monster mashFor the love of god, wear deodorantIt's a quick week this week, but that doesn't stop the Kreepy Kids from discussing all of our favorite topics, such as resident evil, Kermit the frog's sexual confusion and the importance of deodorant (because some of us stink)
2023-03-301h 53Count Kreepyhead's Saturday morning monster mash1001 ButtHole JokesThe gang is back with all new discussion of their love of Denny's, Butt jokes, Cookies, He-man, and how its time we started giving back to our super fans. Nobody is sure how they survived years of eating moons over my hammy if you were curious.
2023-03-221h 58Count Kreepyhead's Saturday morning monster mash1001 ButtHole JokesThe gang is back with all new discussion of their love of Denny's, Butt jokes, Cookies, He-man, and how its time we started giving back to our super fans. Nobody is sure how they survived years of eating moons over my hammy if you were curious.
2023-03-221h 58Count Kreepyhead's Saturday morning monster mashwhat if food mascots beat the snot out of each other aka ping pong ballsWhat happens when life rears its ugly head and our 3 dashing hosts have to be adults for a change instead of fart joke obsessed man children? Well we get a Food Mascot fighting episode because we are all too tired and worn out to do anything else, but fear not, it actually turned out hilarious.
2023-03-161h 10Count Kreepyhead's Saturday morning monster mashwhat if food mascots beat the snot out of each other aka ping pong ballsWhat happens when life rears its ugly head and our 3 dashing hosts have to be adults for a change instead of fart joke obsessed man children? Well we get a Food Mascot fighting episode because we are all too tired and worn out to do anything else, but fear not, it actually turned out hilarious.
2023-03-161h 10Count Kreepyhead's Saturday morning monster mashPCP KOALAAnd we're back with drugs, turtles, and the death of he-man. We also ask the deep pondering question, when does our love of donuts go too far? Tune in to find out.
2023-03-071h 42Count Kreepyhead's Saturday morning monster mashI heard that!Do you like unfocused smorgasbord weeks where we really cant focus on any one thing in particular? Well guess what? today is your lucky day. We are all over the place today from Charlie Band jokes to resident evil, to wrestling monsters, to warhammer... man if ADHD were a podcast, it would be this one.
2023-02-231h 48Count Kreepyhead's Saturday morning monster mashJosh’s Baloney LogAfter a much needed break the gang returns and Josh tells us about his adventure at the Assembly Required convention. Not to be left out Mike tells us about his awesome birthday bash. And hey because it's the season lets exchange valentines too.
2023-02-162h 17Count Kreepyhead's Saturday morning monster mashDumpster fire theater presents : MUNCHIESYou the fans asked for it, and we have delivered, we review the 80's classic Munchies! (Its a gremlins clone from the 80's) Do we like it? Do we hate it? what kind of crazy tangents do we go on? How the hell do merkins come into play? Tune in to find out.
2023-02-071h 27Count Kreepyhead's Saturday morning monster mashLettuce Patch KidsWhats better than a Cabbage Patch Kid? a Lettuce Patch kid! Its a light week this week so we had time to let our imaginations run wild and we discover a long lost secret about Mike and Lettuce Patch kids, also josh gives us an update on assembly required and we wonder what would zombies be like if they just went after your apple bag... good times.
2023-01-251h 33Count Kreepyhead's Saturday morning monster mashThat Mike, what a swell guy.This week we talk our love of the lesser know D-List figures we never really wanted, but got anyways and ended up loving (looking at you crystal ball). Also we compile fan feedback on the BELOVED Mike Alvarez with stories of his niceness from around the globe.
2023-01-192h 00Count Kreepyhead's Saturday morning monster mashDon’t say no to David BowieWhat starts out as frank discussion about being an adult man child who buys toys to cope with depression, some how veers off a cliff into another discussion about tiny David Bowie. Also for you toy nerds out there, lots of he-man and super 7 talk this episode. Enjoy.
2023-01-112h 16Count Kreepyhead's Saturday morning monster mashKorean clear water revivalBecause, sometimes we cant help ourselves, this week we went on a long tangent about cover bands fronted by Asians. Also you know, a very long talk about all the toys we got from Santa.
2023-01-052h 03Count Kreepyhead's Saturday morning monster mashMy two M.O.D.O.K’sIt's our super awesome, super fun, super crazy holiday episode full of games, gifts, and prizes for our fans! Also look who's here, it's the one and only BONELESS SANTA! Tune in and have a blast with this one.
2022-12-202h 06Count Kreepyhead's Saturday morning monster mashI don’t want that in my mouthAre you ready for some almost Christmas insanity? Are you ready for the second best thing to actually meeting Santa? how about old 80's xmas catalogs? Danger! Excitement! Explosions! Ninjas! Chevy Chase jokes!
2022-12-151h 56Count Kreepyhead's Saturday morning monster mashbuttcheeks in 16 bitsIt's an all video game episode that quickly turns to butt jokes because we cant help ourselves. Mario says things we all regret and Mike opens up about his deep love for fighting games. Enjoy. PS.... too much butt humor in this one
2022-12-082h 01Count Kreepyhead's Saturday morning monster mashHood Boogie 2: Electric BoogalooA big episode this week as the gang digs deep into what they asked Santa for Xmas, all of the stuff they bought over black Friday and just whats gonna happen to all their junk should they have an untimely passing. I would be amiss if I didn't also mention some competence for someone on the show, he really should have known better than to mess with Helen Keller.
2022-12-012h 24Count Kreepyhead's Saturday morning monster mashHave you met Fanny Pack Frank?Ah, Thanksgiving Dinner, you gather with friends and family, stuff yourself, and you tell the most horrible stories imaginable. Like Fanny Pack Frank, legend has it he's still out there today taking your pennies. What about the loose meat hobos that will clean your windshield and make you a sandwich without bread? But the scariest tale of them all is the story of Matt, who trusted Count Kreepyhead to name his baby.... and now he's DEAD!!!!
2022-11-221h 39Count Kreepyhead's Saturday morning monster mashSquished SpiderThe Kreepy kids are back after an extended break to refresh your podcast feed with all sorts of shenanigans, like their newfound love of Helen Keller, Josh's adventures back in his hometown of western NY and the bizarre and hilarious process of naming your baby in 2022. RIP Kevin Conroy
2022-11-161h 50Count Kreepyhead's Saturday morning monster mashThe Greatest Zombie ever halloween specialHave you ever ask yourself, just who is the coolest zombie ever? is Jesus a zombie? should I really eat candy from strangers every year. This questions and more answered as the count kreepy crew settles it once and for all, just who the greatest zombie ever is! Trust me, you're going to be shocked by this one.
2022-10-271h 29Count Kreepyhead's Saturday morning monster mash#SaveMoatyDeep in the bowels of the Eternia castle lies a tiny, foul mouthed monster, that until today never had a chance at being a real action figure like his counterparts Orko and He-Man. That all changes, because now, thanks to the #SaveMoaty campaign, Moaty is a real figure! Buckle up as the boys go on a nonsensical journey featuring Skeletor, Frankenstein and Moaty himself!
2022-10-211h 42Count Kreepyhead's Saturday morning monster mashPurple Rain in your bathroom.Hell is the topic of the day, or should I say... Hellraiser! listen as the boys gush about their love of the new hellraiser, and talk all things Eternia as the insane playset looms over their heads. Also the muppets are back... because muppet reasons?
2022-10-132h 06Count Kreepyhead's Saturday morning monster mashDumpster fire theater: Bad RonaldWell, after a year of talking about it, the Count Kreepy Gang finally reviews the cult classic TV movie, Bad Ronald. In this enthralling episode we discover that maybe there isn't that much to talk about so we riff a little to discover some amazing hidden subtext in the process. Enjoy as MIKE, MIKE, and DAWN try to convince you one way or another if Bad Ronald is worth your time.
2022-10-071h 14Count Kreepyhead's Saturday morning monster mashLiquid CatNever ever make the count mad, because he may devote way to much time to complaining about you on his podcast, right HASBRO? Boo-Hiss hasbro. Also we show some love to super-7, discuss what would happen if Jason Voorhees had a girlfriend, oh, and we do a mountain of cocaine for science reasons.
2022-09-302h 11Count Kreepyhead's Saturday morning monster mashDid somebody order a pizza...with extra wood?Are you ready to play the hottest game in the world? That's right it's "Whats up my A$$" with your host Rusty Colon.
It's not a proper Saturday Morning Monster Mash without some games am I right? Play at home! The fun never ends!
2022-09-231h 48Count Kreepyhead's Saturday morning monster mashCereal BallsThe count had the intention of making an episode devoted to one of his favorite subjects, apes with special guest Dr. Zaius, but as you would expect, things took a turn when the boys decided to share their recipe for cereal balls, time travel and for some reason a long abandoned mall in Niagara Falls. Live. Laugh. Fling your poo you damn dirty humans
2022-09-161h 59Count Kreepyhead's Saturday morning monster mashNightlord is here to wish you a Happy Birthday!Deep questions are discussed this week as the gang takes a test to become Kreepy Scouts. Probing thoughtful discussions like would you have relations with lady Bigfoot, Cannibalism and secret handshakes. Also toy talk and long winded rants about nothing in particular. Enjoy!
2022-09-022h 17Count Kreepyhead's Saturday morning monster mashThe Ultimate 80’s Deathmatch!Have you ever wondered who would win in a fight between Mr.T, Ronald Reagan and ALF? What about Punky Brewster's Dad, Urkel and Uncle Jessie? Well guess what, now you get to find out, in the ultimate 80's deathmatch, a very special episode from Count Kreepyhead!
2022-08-241h 21Count Kreepyhead's Saturday morning monster mashCheese NeckCount Kreepy is back from another break (Seriously that guy is lazy!) And he's ready to recap power con, and how kids are weird. Also featured are Shredder and Krang for no particular reason beyond juvenile humor.
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