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The Cousin Nancy ShowEpisode 38: The Upside of The North Side of Down!Cousin Nancy does it again, but this time with the help of her friend Eileen Gotke, Between the two of them they did a fun and fascinating interview with Nancy J. Bailey, one of their favorite authors, animal trainers and artist.In this upbeat podcast between the laughter and the jokes you will discover what an amazing woman Nancy Bailey truly is. She has a heart of gold so full of love it shows in everything that she does. Please remember that you can go to Cousin Nancy's website: www.c...
2025-05-2355 minThe Cousin Nancy ShowEpisode 37: Do The Right Thing!Recently Cousin Nancy entered a CBS contest that asked for the listening audience to send them a 5 --10 second video saying, "Hi CBS..." etc. Well, to Cousin Nancy's surprise CBS is airing her 7 second video where she says, "Hi CBS! I'm Cousin Nancy in Texas and I'm learning how to do the moon walk!"So, in this 4 minute long episode listen to Cousin Nancy tell her humorous CBS story.
2025-02-1204 minThe Cousin Nancy ShowEpisode: 36 Our Little Secret! or Cold Turkey!In this humorous episode Cousin Nancy talks about this year's Thanksgiving Day dinner they enjoyed at The Texas Hill Country Resort. She tells a funny story about her being old and forgetting things. And she closes with some hilarious jokes about Thanksgiving Day.If you would rather read than have to listen to Cousin Nancy then please go to her website: Cousin Nancy and follow the link to her blog, (that has pictures, too) or listen on Apple Podcasts where it has been transcribed.
2024-11-3006 minThe Cousin Nancy ShowEpisode 35: Mr. Toes Goes To San Antonio!In this hilarious episode Cousin Nancy's guest is Eileen, one of the best storytellers and one of her and Tony's favorite dear friends. The laughter starts immediately when Eileen begins telling the story about her husband's cat, Mr. Toes, that they had entered into their first cat show, in San Antonio. Tony was laughing so hard he had to leave the room. And when he returned to listen to the show CN and Eileen were laughing about Eileen's hilarious story about her sister Dean's barrel racing experience on a racehorse named Hummer. So once again...
2024-10-3123 minThe Cousin Nancy ShowEpisode: 34 Longmire—Texas Style!In this podcast Cousin Nancy tells the story about the making of Longmire—Texas Style video-spoof and if you click here you can view the hilarious short movie that she produced and directed just to make Little Debbie, her adorable, one-eyed, rescue Chihuahua more famous. And it worked!Please go to www.cousinnancy.com and follow the link to her blog to view pictures of Longmire—Texas Style.Cousin Nancy also gives a Cousin Boomer update and shares her thoughts for today and has some reall...
2024-10-2509 minThe Cousin Nancy ShowEpisode: 33 The Engagement! or Beavis & Butthead!Episode 33 Cousin Nancy talks about Ryan Gosling’s hilarious performances on Saturday Night Live’s Season 49: Episode 17. The entire show was great, but her two favorite skits with Gosling are: The Engagement and the Beavis & Butthead skits. And to view these two funnier-than-funny, laugh-out-loud skits please click here: The Engagement and Beavis & Butthead or go to cousinnancy.com and follow the link to my blog. Then sit back and enjoy—as long as you're not driving...
2024-10-0104 min2024-09-2102 min2024-09-1402 min2024-09-0702 min2024-08-3102 min2024-08-2502 min2024-08-1702 min2024-08-1002 minThe Cousin Nancy ShowJust Jokes! #3My dear friend Harley David Belew on Hill Country Patriot Radio has invited me to tell some weekly jokes for his listening audience—which is a huge audience and extremely popular in the Kerrville area and the surrounding Hill Country.Some of these jokes you may have heard before on my podcast, but what the heck—they are still funny and will still make you laugh out loud.I will continue to podcast and number those episodes as I have in the past. And the new difference is if the title says...
2024-08-0302 minThe Cousin Nancy ShowJust Jokes! #2My dear friend Harley David Belew on Hill Country Patriot Radio has invited me to tell some weekly jokes for his listening audience—which is a huge audience and extremely popular in the Kerrville area and the surrounding Hill Country.Some of these jokes you may have heard before on my podcast, but what the heck—they are still funny and will still make you laugh out loud.I will continue to podcast and number those episodes as I have in the past. And the new difference is if the title says...
2024-08-0202 minThe Cousin Nancy ShowJust Jokes: #1My dear friend Harley David Belew on Hill Country Patriot Radio has invited me to tell some weekly jokes for his listening audience—which is a huge audience and extremely popular in the Kerrville area and the surrounding Hill Country.Some of these jokes you may have heard before on my podcast, but what the heck—they are still funny and will still make you laugh out loud.I will continue to podcast and number those episodes as I have in the past. And the new difference is if the title says...
2024-08-0101 minThe Cousin Nancy ShowEpisode 32: Aliens, Big Foot, UFOs And A Strange Creature!Episode 32 is a very short (under 4 minutes) podcast for Cousin Nancy. And if you would rather read this podcast please go to: www.cousinnancy.com and follow the link to her blog.In this short, but funny podcast Cousin Nancy gives a Cousin Boomer update—followed by her My Thought For Today and then she finishes it off with several humorous one-liners about aliens, Big Foot, UFOs and a strange creature.As always Cousin Nancy hopes that her podcast has made you laugh at least once and to q...
2024-06-0603 minThe Cousin Nancy ShowEpisode 31: Age Doesn't Matter!In this short, 7.5 minutes, humorous episode Cousin Nancy tells a funny story about the Utopia Animal Rescue Ranch when she was interviewed by a San Antonio television station. She gives a funny Cousin Boomer update—followed by My Thought For Today Time—followed by Make Me Laugh Time with some good, old, corny jokes.If you would prefer to read this rather than have to listen to Cousin Nancy please go to her website: https://www.cousinnancy.com and follow the link to her blog.Than...
2024-05-1607 minThe Cousin Nancy ShowEpisode: 30 The Jerk!Please note that Cousin Nancy is dedicating this podcast to her and Tony's dear friends Clive & Curtis, in the beautiful Texas Hill Country. And she hope that this podcast makes them and you laugh out loud. But if not—who cares!And please note that if you would rather read this podcast instead of listening to her please click here on: www.cousinnancy.com and follow the link to her blog.In this humorous podcast Cousin Nancy tells a funny story about a dancing wild hog. She gives advice and then she tells some laugh out...
2024-04-2906 minThe Cousin Nancy ShowPodcast 29:People Who Need People!In this funny 8.5 minutes episode dedicated to Felix M. in Nevada, Cousin Nancy talks about the benefits of laughter and that will make you start laughing before she even gets to her Make Me Laugh Time! segment.Cousin Nancy also explains her thoughts about People Who Need People and if that doesn't make you chuckle then her funny, true story about a manic-depressive clown will definitely get you to laughing.This podcast has been transcribed in case you would rather read it than listen to Cousin Nancy. And all y...
2024-03-2608 minThe Cousin Nancy ShowEpisode 28: On Jupiter And Mars!In this fun seven-minute podcast Cousin Nancy talks about NASA's mystery of the half-eaten jelly donut that was found on Mars surface, many, many years ago. Then she entertains us with several funny jokes in her Make Me Laugh Time—but this time with a little help from her friend's jokes.Then she talks about a new 3 minute video that her dear friend Gerry Olert recently filmed when he last visited the fabulous non-profit Triple H Equitherapy Center, located in Pipe Creek, Texas. And t...
2024-02-2707 minThe Cousin Nancy ShowEpisode: 27 Life is Good & Even Better When It Is Funny!In this hilarious episode Cousin Nancy interviews a couple of her favorite people—sisters: Eileen and Dean. Cousin Nancy loves these two, because they are extremely funny sisters and their way of telling a story is like no other, because they will have you laughing from the git-go.So grab your favorite beverage and sit back and enjoy listening to Cousin Nancy's funniest friends tell their humorous stories about a monkey and a horse named Silver, the Hell's Angels on an airplane, ghosts, a moonshiner, John Wayne's birthday celebration and Willie Nelson.If you would li...
2024-02-111h 01The Cousin Nancy ShowEpisode: 26 Make Me Laugh Time!In this short 8 minute episode Make Me Laugh Time! Cousin Nancy talks about doing lunch with friends Jim & Liz Cravotta and she tells a few funny jokes . And she transcribed this episode, so if you would rather read it than have to listen to it please go to www. cousinnancy.com and follow the link to her Cousin Nancy blog. And to help entice you there are a few pictures.
2024-02-0407 minThe Cousin Nancy ShowEpisode 25: Here's Your Sign!In this podcast Cousin Nancy explains why so much time as lapsed since doing her last podcast. She gives us a Cousin Boomer update and finishes off her show with a few good jokes.Please note that Cousin Nancy has transcribed this podcast for you and you can read it on her blog and also view a few pictures. Please go to https://www.cousinnancy.com and follow the link to her blog.Thank y'all for listening.
2024-01-2615 minThe Cousin Nancy ShowEpisode: 24 Down Under! or Digging Up Bones!In this entertaining podcast Cousin Nancy interviews her dear friends Lyle & Roxanne, who are retired gave diggers. It is a very serious subject for this couple, so Cousin Nancy tried to keep it light with some of their upbeat stories only.During this podcast Lyle & his beautiful wife traded funny jokes with Cousin Nancy and they also talked about their mutual love of dogs and all animals, Roxanne's & Lyle's beloved dog Cooper, who they had rescued from a shelter, then fostered and then adopted. Seriously Cooper now has it made in the shade.So pop a...
2023-03-271h 00The Cousin Nancy ShowLast Sunday In ChurchThis short, five-minute episode "Last Sunday In Church" Cousin Nancy gives a Cousin Boomer update, tells a pretty funny joke and she talks about the three, new, metal signs that she recently purchased from Amazon.Cousin Nancy has posted pictures of her three new funny signs and if you want to check it out please go to her website: www.cousinnancy.com and follow the link to her blog to check out the hilarious signs.
2023-01-2704 minThe Cousin Nancy ShowEpisode 22: Full Of Gas! or One Amazing Man!I have had a blast doing this podcast: Full of Gas that was filmed entirely at Ben Silva's gas station in Staples, Texas! This super entertaining film was written and directed by my new, dear friend Dave Crowe. It was produced by Dean Reading and Tony's and my good friend, Gerry Olert, was the director of photography. And I do want to thank Gerry for showing me Full of Gas and for recommending that I do a podcast with Dave Crowe to discuss...
2022-10-141h 01The Cousin Nancy ShowEpisode 21: Garrison Mulemanship & Training or Mules Rule!In this fun episode Cousin Nancy has a wonderful time interviewing Paul Garrison and his beautiful wife, Alejandra , who work as a team training mules and their people.Tony has known his good friend, Paul, since they were kids going to school, in Medina. Paul & Alejandra are professional mule/people trainers and they are known worldwide for their outstanding skills and knowledge of training mules and teaching "mule-people" everything there is to know concerning mules.Paul and Alejandra have and will travel worldwide doing clinics for groups of mule lovers and by appointment only people...
2022-09-131h 02The Cousin Nancy ShowEpisode 20: Heart CyclesIn this fun and interesting podcast Cousin Nancy interviews her dear friends Jay Pennington and Gerry Olert of Olert & Pennington Productions about their latest award-winning feature film Heart Cycles. Jay and Gerry are known for making films on shoestring budgets that are high quality films that win many awards. In fact, last year Cousin Nancy actually played a small part acting like a crazy, old woman who spends most of her time stacking rocks when not worrying about her outlaw son— in Vinegar To Honey so...
2022-08-3044 minThe Cousin Nancy ShowEpisode 19: Remembering The Alamo With Fourth CoatesCousin Nancy has a blast interviewing her and Tony's dear friend Fourth Coates. And you can see why they love Fourth so much by listening to this entertaining interview with Fourth telling one funny story after another, and with Cousin Nancy often cutting in to tell a few jokes.For more information and to see pictures, etc. please go to cousinnancy.com
2022-08-1755 minThe Cousin Nancy ShowEpisode 18: Interview With Phill Brush!I had such a great time doing my 18th podcast with Tony's and my dear friend, singer/songwriter Phill Brush. Tony and I have known Phill for over 20 years and he is one super talented man.In this fun to listen to podcast Phill and I talked about many subjects including his valuable work volunteering, at Kinky Friedman's and his sister Marcie Friedman's Echo Hill Gold Star Camp. And I gave a Cousin Boomer update and he and I traded a few good jokes.Phill sang us three beautiful s...
2022-07-2946 minThe Cousin Nancy ShowEpisode 17: Boone Holding! or Whosboone.com!In this 17th episode Cousin Nancy has a super fun visit with her and Tony's dear friend—Boone Holding. Boone Holding is out of Bandera TX area and he loves singing classics and Texas country music. His easy listening sound and kind soul will make you instantly fall in love with his music. Cousin Nancy did a super-fun podcast with their dear friend, Boone Holding. Recorded live at, The Last Resort (aka the kitchen) studio, located on Big Foot Ranch. And Tony & Henry Standing Bear (their awesome La...
2022-07-061h 02The Cousin Nancy ShowEpisode 16: Never Tell A Lie (To Jean Weber)! or Knit-Wit!In this fun episode Cousin Nancy has a blast interviewing her and Tony's dear friend Jean Weber and the laughter is non-stop as Jeans entertains CN, Joan and Tony with hilarious stories about friends and family and her beloved cat Tiger.
2022-06-2220 minThe Cousin Nancy ShowEpisode 15: Horsepower!In this fun podcast Cousin Nancy gives a Cousin Boomer Update and then she tells her story about a shiny, red, 1962 Corvette Convertible. If you would like to read a transcript of this episode please go to cousin nancy.com and follow the link to Cousin Nancy's blog.
2022-04-1009 minThe Cousin Nancy ShowEpisode 14: The Cravotta's Close Encounters of the Famous Kind!Cousin Nancy has one heck of a good time interviewing her and Tony's dear, artists friends—Liz & Jim Cravotta—who are also famous, because of their historic, Texas wedding that took place in Bowie, Texas known as "The Great Hippie Wedding of 1975, in Montague County."Liz and Jim entertain Cousin Nancy and keep her laughing out loud with their hilarious stories which include: how they met, their first date, their wedding, their famous friend Burt Finger, the Beatles, the Rolling Stones, the Kennedys, etc. For more information about Jim & Liz Cravotta, the East End Market, in K...
2022-03-0359 minThe Cousin Nancy ShowIt's A Bird! It's A Plane! or The Pentagon!IT'S A BIRD, IT'S A PLANE! or The Pentagon!This fun episode is about Cousin Nancy's dear friend Henry B. Gonzalez, from Austin, Texas who passed away a few years ago. He was an extremely talented artist and one of the funniest people that she ever knew. And she shares of her favorite "Henry" stories. This episode also includes a Cousin Boomer update. And a hilarious story about her doing "work" for the Pentagon—sorta. And she also gives her thoughts on skydiving.For pictures and mor...
2022-02-2412 minThe Cousin Nancy ShowEpisode 12: Guess Who Is Coming To DinnerIn Episode:12: Guess Who Is Coming To Dinner, Cousin Nancy tells her humorous story about the time when Kinky Friedman called her, at the Utopia Animal Rescue Ranch, to ask her to please cook dinner for him and the famous Christopher Hitchens, one of the best known journalist in America. And also for Hitchens' four-member camera crew, and for his and our dear friends Sandy & John Wolfmueller.It was the fall of 2004, and was totally unexpected when Christopher Hitchens and his film crew came out to Kinky's ranch to...
2022-01-1212 minThe Cousin Nancy ShowEpisode: 11 The Frequent Flyer: Simone de Vries InterviewIn Episode: 11 The Frequent Flyer, Cousin Nancy has a blast interviewing her dear friend Simone de Vries. Simone is a famous international award-winning documentary film-maker and is also an International Emmy Award nominee.Simone's documentaries have allowed her to meet many celebrities. Some of these famous people that she has met or spent time with or interviewed include: Kinky Friedman, President Bill Clinton, Lyle Lovett, Willie Nelson, Robin Williams, Rutger Hauer, John Callahan and the Queen of Netherlands just to name a few. And me, too!For more information about Simone de Vries please visit h...
2022-01-0358 minThe Cousin Nancy ShowEpisode 10: The French Connection:In Episode 10: The French Connection Cousin Nancy talks about her newest favorite author: Louise Penny and being instantly hooked on reading her bestselling series of Chief Inspector Armand Gamache novels. http://louisepenny.comThen she tells her hilarious story about her experience taking French in high school, along with a couple of Cousin Boomer updates.
2021-12-1210 minThe Cousin Nancy ShowThe Nancys: One Is A Cousin & One Is The First Lady of Bandera, Texas!Cousin Nancy's guests are her dear friends Nancy Harvey and Gerry Olert. Nancy is the official First Lady of Bandera, Texas and Gerry is officially the Best Videographer In Texas.In this fun, 40 minute, 9th episode, Nancy Harvey tells some fascinating stories, talks about her awesome Bandera store "Spirits Of Texas," her famous family, and her singing Chihuahua that will only sing when listening to Kinky Friedman sing. And Gerry keeps "The Nancys" on their toes and laughing out loud—by reading some of Willie Nelson's most favorite jokes.
2021-09-1640 minThe Cousin Nancy ShowEpisode 8: Magic & GoalsIn Episode 8 Cousin Nancy gives a Cousin Boomer update. Then she tells her humorous story about the time when she, her husband Tony and their dear friend Kinky Friedman went out to Las Vegas together.
2021-08-2607 minThe Cousin Nancy ShowEpisode 7: Cousin Nancy Interview With Danny White; Cowboy Capital TroubadourCousin Nancy has a fun time interviewing her & Tony's dear friend Danny White aka "Cowboy Capital Troubadour: Singer Songwriter for Hire."Danny tells the stories and sings the ballads of those who made the west....The West!During this fun interview Danny and Cousin Nancy cut-up and do a lot of laughing and Danny also entertains by singing 3 songs and telling stories.To find out more about Danny White, please go to: https://www.cousinnancy.com and click on the link to her blog for more information about Danny. And see a picture...
2021-07-1529 minThe Cousin Nancy ShowEpisode 6: Mistaken Identity & Tests!This podcast is dedicated to Cousin Nancy's dear friend, Gaby Wernette, in Germany.In this podcast Cousin Nancy tells a humorous story about Cousin Boomer's test and a story about her mistaken identity, along with a few jokes.If you would like to see a picture of her with her mistaken identity please go to www.cousinnancy.com and click on Blog at the top or the bottom of the page.
2021-06-2307 minThe Cousin Nancy ShowEpisode 5: 1st Day of High School!Episode 5: 1st Day of High School! Cousin Nancy tells a Cousin Boomer pandemic story about birds, a few bird jokes and her 1st day of high school.Go to www.cousinnancy.com and click on the link to Cousin Nancy's blog to see pictures of Miss Howell and CN's freshman, high school picture, because that is the empire dress that she was wearing.
2021-06-1713 minThe Cousin Nancy ShowEpisode 4: Bragging Rights!In Episode 4: "Bragging Rights" Cousin Nancy tells her story about the time, March 28, 2003, when she smoked a joint with Willie Nelson, on his bus.And if you would like to see pictures of her Willie Nelson autographed guitar and her unsigned Willie Nelson poster please go to: cousinnancy.com and click on the link to her Cousin Nancy blog . Her blog link is located at the top and also at the bottom of the page.
2021-06-0105 minThe Cousin Nancy ShowEpisode 3: Helping OthersCousin Nancy 's 1st solo podcast. She tells jokes about clowns and about death and tells an hilarious true story about helping out her mom help a friend.And please note that Cousin Nancy is a big-time animal lover and in her podcasts and near the end when she laughs and wonders out loud, why people do these crazy things—she wasn't talking about burying or cremating pets. She was talking about why her mom's friend and some people have the nerve to ask friends or their friends daughter to put their dog down for them. ...
2021-05-2408 minThe Cousin Nancy ShowEpisode 3: Helping OthersCousin Nancy 's 1st solo podcast. She tells jokes about clowns and about death and tells an hilarious true story about helping out her mom help a friend.
2021-05-2419 minThe Cousin Nancy ShowEpisode 2: Cousin Nancy with Tony Simons as her co-host.Cousin Nancy has her sweet husband Tony as co-host tell a few jokes.
2021-04-2504 minThe Cousin Nancy ShowInterview with Gerry Olert (March 27, 2021) Cousin Nancy has a fun with her guest Gerry Olert, the BEST Video-grapher & editor in Texas and they tell jokes, talk about Kinky Friedman, Billy Joe Shaver, Nancy Harvey at Spirits of Texas, Jay Pennington's acting and movie career, Escondida Resort & Spa, horses, cats, Utopia Animal Rescue Ranch, etc.
2021-03-2854 minThe Cousin Nancy ShowThe Cousin Nancy Show TrailerThis is the trailer for The Cousin Nancy Show. It is 2 minutes and 45 seconds long. Cousin Nancy tells a joke and invites listeners.
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